Why Do All the Silly Comedy Stories on Tomato Have CPs? 为什么🍅上沙雕搞笑文都有cp啊

1. 301 开 From the Start, I Turned into a Dragon Mom and Ruled the Cultivation World with a Killing Spree 开局一朝变龙妈，制霸仙圈嘎嘎杀 An YichengZero安意橙ZeroAncient Romance450k WordsOngoing [The score has just opened and will rise, so enjoy without worry] [Transmigrate into a Game + System + Cultivation University + Beloved by All + Seven Spiritual Roots, Primarily Ice and Thunder + Lighthearted and Fun + No CP + No Catfighting + A Touch of Ensemble Cast] Ling Zi, a genius hacker known by the codename Zero, is invited to beta-test the world’s first full-dive cultivation game, Ask Not the Way to Immortality. But she gets trapped inside the game and can’t log out, no matter what she —Reads6.2Score—Shelves

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   Super cool, I recommend this book because I saw the creative idea today! This sand sculpture dragon mother is very powerful at cleaning, but her stance is a bit inelegant. Haha, all the sand sculptures laughed until midnight and beat the bed. It is a short story that you can read in one sitting. [Laughing][smiling][covering face][puckering]

2. 302 牛 The Working Stiff's Cultivation Chronicles 牛马修仙录 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban754k WordsOngoing A nationwide online game turns out to be a path to immortality! Paralyzed from the waist down, he is forced to embark on the path to becoming an immortal! By day, Shi Jin is a food delivery guy, ground down by the hardships of life! By night, Shi Jin is a Great Golden Immortal, and all the gods from every direction had better keep their distance! This book has a bit of everything: spoofing Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court and the Primordi 12.9kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves

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   While playing online games, he was raped by the wife of the village elder of Novice Village. In reality, he was hit by a car and became paralyzed. Pig's feet use various tricks to change fate. Play games and become a golden fairy, the hilarious journey of takeaway boy Shi Jin! Q

3. 303 离 This Rich Sibling Bond Is Wild: Little Sis Is an Absolute Legend 离谱豪门兄妹情，小妹天秀可还行 Lin Yu Quits the Internet临鱼退网Modern Romance230k WordsCompleted [No romance + silly, illogical comedy + variety show + three older brothers and one younger brother + loving enemies + past-life elements, avoid if that bothers you] After her startup failed, a wealthy heiress was dumped by her third brother onto a rural variety show. At first, viewers said: “I can’t stand these pampered rich girls.” Later, they said: “Holy crap! You’re a rich heiress who can operate an excavator? That’s just ridiculous. I hereby dub you Shen Ridiculous.” In the end, they realiz 207Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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   Funny, reliable and no censorship

4. 304 满 The Entire Court Is Waiting for Me to Turn Evil 满朝都等本宫黑化 Dan Zong Loves Sweet and Sour Dried Fish爱吃糖醋干鱼的丹宗Ancient Romance461k WordsOngoing [Villain System + Unhinged Strong Female Lead + Goofy Comedy + Satisfying Face-Slapping + Adored by Everyone + Political Intrigue + No Romance] (The blurb is weak. Big sis, please just read the story.) Ever since the Great Wei dynasty's most well-behaved Princess Wu rejected an arranged marriage and got bound to a System, the good days of Liu Wenzhao, Minister of Revenue, came to an end. The System was supposed to bind to him and teach him to turn evil and become a warlord. But one character was 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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   If you are tired of romantic entanglements and want to see the heroine focus on self-growth, this book is worth reading. The whole book strips away the romance line and focuses on the heroine's self-rescue and eradicating corruption. The proportion of palace fighting scenes is low, and the focus is on the court games between the outside and the household.

5. 305 在 Working as the Housekeeper in a CEO Romance Novel 在霸总文里当王妈 Three Golden Swallowing Goats吞金三羊Modern Romance187k WordsCompleted [No romance, unhinged fiction, not a wish-fulfillment story, anti-cliché, wildly unconventional plot, seriously, this plot is insane!!] Wang Lixin, an overworked corporate drone earning a measly four thousand yuan while slaving away for the capitalists, unexpectedly transmigrated into a CEO romance novel after dying from overwork. She opened her eyes to discover she'd become Wang Ma, the housekeeper in the CEO's home... Wang Lixin shouted furiously: Why do I still have to work for the capitalist 557Reads8.1Score113Shelves
6. 306 沙 This Class Is Full of Hilarious Powerhouses 沙雕班级大佬多 Han Yunlu寒云麓Modern Romance232k WordsCompleted Students at Qingsi No. 6 High School have this impression of the special class: it's the school's best-looking class, the smartest class, the most talented class, and every student is a genius... Only later do they realize there's much more to it: Two washed-up celebrities from the class can help get autographs; two beautiful academic prodigies who look strikingly alike; a school bully who's cold on the outside but adorably dim on the inside; and a whole bunch of "actors" hiding secret identitie 102Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I have forgotten whether it is a sand sculpture, but I am sure it has no CP!

7. 307 全 Our Whole Class Transmigrated into a CEO Novel. Talk About Awkward! 全班穿进总裁文尴了个尬 Big Sister Ziye紫夜姐姐Modern Romance378k WordsCompleted [Group Transmigration + Comedy + Subverting Expectations] She thought it would be a solo kill, but it turned into a group massacre. She thought everyone would be reliable, but they were all useless. Fine, she could transmigrate into a book on her own and deal with the embarrassment herself. The whole class didn't need to be embarrassed along with her. From the start, everything goes off the rails. She was taken home while wandering the streets with a blond punk, and it turns out she's the real h 903Reads7.7Score225Shelves
8. 308 真 Do the Fake and Real Heiresses Have to Fall Out? 真假千金就一定会闹翻？ Demon Bro Has No Cat妖哥没有猫Modern Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Complete] [Female lead with no CP + strong heroine + satisfying read + occult arts + super-sweet side CPs, mostly male-male, skip if that's not your thing] One day, Wen Xinxin transmigrates into a book as its number-one villainess. But after her soul is replaced, the real heiress doesn't target her. Instead, she drags Wen Xinxin around to catch ghosts. In the end, Wen Xinxin becomes an endlessly hardworking talisman-making machine. While catching ghosts, Wen Xinxin also makes sure to lead the 1.3kReads7.6Score311Shelves
9. 309 开 Mystic Powers from the Start! Face-Slapping Frenzy in Showbiz 开局玄学加身！疯狂打脸娱乐圈 Two Mao二毛钱Modern Romance654k WordsCompleted [No romance + mysticism + showbiz + livestreaming + wilderness survival + variety show + food + mystery-solving + bizarre happenings + author who doesn't care about logic] An Ran, a powerful cultivator, failed her tribulation and woke up in the modern world as an obscure little star who couldn't even afford fish. Plagued by scandals and surrounded by rivals? Tch. Let me teach you all how to behave. Trying to build a mystic persona for publicity? Oh, then let's go catch ghosts on a livestream. A 849Reads8.9Score101Shelves
10. 310 俏 The Spirited Cultivation Journey of a Charming Junior Sister 俏师妹的欢脱修仙路 Mu Chen Yiling沐辰逸灵Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (Single heroine + everyone’s favorite + no romance + transmigration to another world + a touch of angst + goofy humor + strong female lead + twists) In the novel, the senior brothers and sisters are all stepping stones for the heroine, and each one dies more horribly than the last. I packed my things in the middle of the night and prepared to run. Who’d want to act out this awful script? Then Fourth Senior Brother found me and took me home. Eldest Senior Brother put a handful of peeled chestnuts 295Reads8.3Score—Shelves

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    Absolutely no CP, but a bit micro-surgery

11. 311 自 I Slack Off but Tell Others to Work Hard: The Hilarious Junior Sister Reforms the Cultivation World 自己摆烂劝人卷，沙雕小师妹整顿修仙界 Miss A Li阿狸小姐姐Ancient Romance336k WordsCompleted [Beloved by everyone + goofy humor + no romance + wish fulfillment + laid-back genius heroine + progression fantasy] When Jiang Xingmeng was twelve, she awakened the memories of her past life and realized with horror that she'd become the vicious female villain in a beloved-by-everyone cultivation novel, doomed to die pierced by ten thousand arrows. Jiang Xingmeng: “???” At that moment, she was at the sect selection ceremony, already stepping toward the sect she'd belonged to in the original sto 516Reads8.2Score103Shelves
12. 312 星 Studying Among the Stars: A Grade-C Pretty Face Who Always Ranks First 星际求学，C级花瓶，但总第一 Sui Yuan岁圆Sci-Fi & Apocalypse195k WordsOngoing [Interstellar + Ensemble Cast + Military Academy League + Mental Familiars + Mecha + Power Fantasy + Lighthearted Comedy] After failing the civil service exam, the public institution exam, and the postgraduate entrance exam, Nan Suli transmigrated to the interstellar era. No big deal. She just had to get a job somewhere else. Then she opened her eyes and found herself transmigrated right into a mecha competition, where she was promptly hunted down! After finally awakening her familiar, it turned 599Reads6.5Score—Shelves

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    No cp, good looking

13. 313 快 Quick Transmigration: After the Tragic-Novel Heroine Gets a Unhinged Script 快穿：当虐文女主拿了疯批剧本后 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance504k WordsCompleted In every tragic romance, the heroine is tormented by the hero until her heart is torn apart, and her heart, kidneys, and brain are cut out. Yet the heroine loves the hero without fail, devoting herself wholeheartedly to her career as his doormat. Now Jingsha has become the heroine of a tragic romance. She's obsessive, unstable, scummy, and downright crazy. She torments the male lead, then the male supporting character, then the female supporting character. In the end, they all love her but can n 9kReads9.3Score1kShelves
14. 314 穿 Transmigrated as a Senior Sister, I Go Full Crazy; My Junior Sister Plays the Victim, and I Put on an Act 穿成师姐当疯批，师妹卖惨我装哔 Yi A Ya一啊鸭Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted I’m the most high-risk senior sister in a cultivation clan. I spent seventy years working hard at sword practice, only for a junior sister with a beloved-by-everyone System to appear and skewer me in one blow. Her System needed to steal my good fortune, so all she had to do was crook a finger and my fellow disciples became her devoted lackeys, isolating me. I discovered she was in contact with the Demon King. My master and the Demon Venerable thought I talked too much, so they had her strangle m 4.6kReads8.8Score624Shelves

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    It's funny enough without CP. Are you sure you don't want to watch it?

15. 315 惊 A Horror Invasion? Aren’t They All My Minions? 惊悚入侵？这不全是我小弟吗 What's the Deal?怎么事儿Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Horror world + underlings + goofy comedy + hilarious + powerful big shot] (The Horror World wishes you an early death and a quick rebirth. If you don't die, you'll go crazy.) You might not believe this, but while everyone else was struggling desperately in the Horror World, trying to find a sliver of hope for survival, I had already taken control of every shady deal in the Horror World. The Horror World's supernatural alliance. "I'm reporting Chen Qishi by my real name!" Chen Qi, seated at the 135.2kReads9.2Score15.5kShelves

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    This, no cp

16. 316 从 Starting with Raising Cats, the Scooper Becomes the God of All Waters 从养猫开始，铲屎官成众水之神 Gu Yelou顾夜楼Modern Romance135k WordsCompleted [Dungeons, comedy, no romance, another world, adorable pets] While everyone else is sweating over S-, SS-, and SSS-rank dungeons, Tang Xingmu takes on the legendary God-rank dungeons that had vanished from the world. God-Rank Dungeon: [Eternal Day Sacred Court Royal Academy: Lost in the Sea of Learning] God-Rank Dungeon: [Broken Song Theater Mental Hospital: The Disease Is Love] With her bound kitten, Yuwan, Tang Xingmu sweeps through one God-rank dungeon after another, solving bizarre ca 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I read this book without CP. The heroine is a cat-loving female character who has nothing to do with men. Even the boss is a woman.

17. 317 宗 Every Sect Wants to Kill Me, So I Just Reload After Death! 宗门都想噶我，我直接死亡回档！ Chao Lianyun巢怜云Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Transmigrated into a Book + Villainess + Death Rewinds Time + Eldritch Cultivation + Unhinged + Quirky Style] Lu Xiaojin transmigrated into a book, becoming the lovesick senior apprentice sister in a cultivation novel where everyone falls for the heroine. She kept fighting the heroine for men and ended up dying horribly. No problem. She wasn't stupid. She knew how the plot went, so she could avoid trouble, stay away from the men, and survive. But! Can someone tell her why her junior apprentice 26.4kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves

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    Super beautiful, no CP, I feel sorry for Xiaojin

18. 318 我 I'm the Female Lead's Foil, Playing Three Male Foils at Once 我，女配，同时扮演三个男配 Li Duping李渡平Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [System + Transmigrate Into a Book + Face-Slapping and Punishing Scum + Irresistible Female Lead + Gossip + Disguised as a Man] I'm a woman, but I'm playing male supporting characters in three different books at once? Zhao Ruoming died, and the System told her to play three roles across three books. If she completed the missions, she could come back to life. Zhao Ruoming: “Oh, quick transmigration? Aren't three worlds a bit too few?” System: “Not three worlds. There's only one world. You have to 9.8kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
19. 319 我 I Made a Spectacle of Myself and Took the Cultivation World by Storm 我靠发疯秀翻修仙界 Ou Cong偶葱Ancient Romance505k WordsCompleted Xiao Jiujiu transmigrated into a world of cultivation made up of several novels, armed with the script of a doomed cannon-fodder character. She was either dying horribly or on her way to dying horribly. System: “In this angst novel, you scheme to frame the heroine and sow misunderstandings between the male and female leads. In the end, the male lead kills you with his sword. Host, get into position and wait for him to stab you.” Xiao Jiujiu raised her sword and ran the angst novel’s protagonis 931Reads8.8Score130Shelves

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    These are without cp

20. 320 疯 They Can Hear My Thoughts and All Think I’m a Pervert, Right? 疯批被读心，都拿我当变态是吧 Leisure Time时暇Modern Romance760k WordsCompleted [Looks like a little lamb on the outside, a true maniac on the inside; everyone is highly intelligent; angsty romance] Yu Ke transmigrates into a book, becoming the cannon-fodder biological heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress. Not only is her whole family doomed to die, but she’s surrounded by cannon fodder who meet increasingly gruesome ends. She rolls up her sleeves and decides to save these poor souls, but... The first time, someone pushes her off a building and she dies. The sec 16kReads8.5Score1.5kShelves
21. 321 全 Everyone's a Madman, and My Junior Sister Is a Rebel to the Core 全员疯批，师妹她一身反骨 Ink-Pen Raw Fish墨笔生鱼Ancient Romance278k WordsCompleted [No romance + a touch of ensemble cast + incredible talent + satisfying read + goofy humor] (Completed, no angst throughout, so read without worry) P.S. Every character is a deranged villain, and things could turn around at any moment. That’s right, this is an anti-System novel! Sang Zhizhi is the fated female supporting character in a male-oriented cultivation novel. Her master is the biggest villain in this arc. He fails to dig out the male lead’s golden core and is killed in return. Her eldes 769Reads9.0Score115Shelves

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    I am currently reading the first book. The female protagonist has a system, but the system was originally bound to the original male protagonist, but the binding was wrong and she became the female protagonist. I personally think it is quite interesting. I have finished reading the second book. It is very interesting and very funny. I highly recommend everyone to read it. The heroine is the daughter of the main god of the star field. After that, the heroine was kicked out of the star field by the assistant of the main god, the Sixth God, and came to the Canglan world. Later, she found out that she was the way of heaven in this world and awakened her past life memories...

22. 322 全 Everyone in Showbiz Is Having Their Image Crumble, Except Me 全娱乐圈的人都在塌房，除了我 A Watermelon in the Flower Field花田一只猹Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Tu Qianqian is a marginal figure in showbiz who gets by on her looks, and she really, really wants to be famous. Then one day, her livestream suddenly lands on the trending list! Watching the number of viewers in her livestream climb, Tu Qianqian falls into deep thought... “Did you finally realize I'm extraordinarily talented, blessed with amazing looks and bones, and the chosen one, so now you want to stan me?” Her fans: ... No, sis, get a grip! You caught a famous actress cheating on camera!!! 6.6kReads7.7Score770Shelves

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    This is a comedy article about the entertainment industry that really has no CP. No, if you want to see his non-CP, you don't have to read his extras, because the author of the extras is listed separately, and there is no emotional line in the main text.

23. 323 我 My Junior Sister Is No Heavenly Dao Demon Lord 我家师妹可不是天道大魔头 White Night Stains the Heart with Ink白夜墨染心Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [No romance + absurd comedy + memes + System + ensemble sect cast + not a power fantasy + transmigrate into a book] Original title: My Sect Is No Ordinary Sect: They Act Up, I Go Crazy. Run! The Heavenly Dao's Junior Sister Really Isn't a Silly, Sweet Girl The little witch A Yao is kicked into the Canglan Realm and becomes its new Heavenly Dao. Good news: she has accident insurance. Bad news: this is a world on the verge of collapse, with a certain someone's tragic ending script. The original he 288Reads8.7Score100Shelves
24. 324 重 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠：影帝夫人又穷又凶 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 149.3kReads9.6Score17.7kShelves

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    This is a silly comedy novel, it has a high rating, it is finished, and the heroine is never internally distraught. Gaga is going crazy, she will sneeze at anyone who criticizes her. It is no exaggeration to say that he is the world's number one troll. In her past life and this life, the heroine was blacklisted by the entire internet in her previous life, and she was also blackmailed by the entire internet when she was reborn. Then the heroine stopped pretending and started doing it directly.

25. 325 开 From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 792.5kReads9.7Score93.8kShelves

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    This book is good to read. The name says "System", but in fact there is no system. The male protagonist is very open-minded and the big black cow in it is very cute. It is a funny book. I highly recommend it.

26. 326 被 Driven to Death by a Cultivator’s Mistress? I’ll Raise My Sword to the Nine Heavens 被修仙外室逼死？我提剑杀上九霄 Bian Lu边鹿Ancient Romance710k WordsCompleted [Power fantasy, a female lead who begins as a villain and turns righteous, no transmigration, no rebirth] Only when she was dying did Li Fu learn why she could never defeat her husband's mistress, Huayue. It turned out that beyond this world lay a realm of cultivation. Huayue had come from that realm. With Taoist magic at her command, there was no way Li Fu could ever beat her. Tortured, skinned, and dismembered, Li Fu was abandoned by everyone and died after enduring every kind of suffering. Ho 89.5kReads9.6Score11.8kShelves

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    I eat it if I have CP, and it looks pretty good (^v^)

27. 327 全 The Craziest Man in the Entire Continent, and My Flute Is No Less Deadly 全洲第一疯，我的箫也未尝不利 Grass and Wood One草木甲Ancient Romance1.5M WordsOngoing [Print edition signed] [Divine-grade wood spiritual root + powerful heroine + dual cultivation in array formations and music + subverting expectations + a touch of ensemble cast] “An Avalokitesvara’s face, a voice like colored glass.” That’s how everyone in Qiming Continent describes Wen Xi. Wen Xi died, came back to life, and was about to die again when the System finally piped up in time [System Xiaoming reminds you: complete the world-saving mission and you can bring Mommy back to life, darli 82.2kReads9.5Score10.3kShelves
28. 328 野 The Wild Junior Sister Thanks Nature’s Bounty Online 野生小师妹在线感谢大自然的馈赠 Nine Copper Coins九枚铜钱Ancient Romance142k WordsOngoing [Cultivation, over-the-top comedy, no romance, light ensemble cast] Lin Yixing transmigrates, becoming the wicked, disposable junior sister in a novel about a powerful senior sister. The junior sister causes trouble everywhere, bullies young and old, and has a sharp tongue. In the end, she dies horribly. When Lin Yixing arrives, the junior sister hasn’t even joined Yingyuan Sect yet. So she decides to be a good girl and cling to the powerful people around her. But then she realizes something see 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny text without cp, super awesome [flying kiss][flying kiss][flying kiss]

29. 329 看 What Are You Looking At? Never Seen a Goose Cultivate Before? 看啥看没看过大鹅修仙啊 An Cheng安橙Ancient Romance815k WordsOngoing System, protagonist isn’t human, lighthearted comedy, no romance, villain protagonist, doesn’t play by the rules, golden finger. An ordinary wage slave from the modern world falls through a manhole cover right before the New Year and transmigrates into the body of a goose in the cultivation world. Bound to a System that seems a lot like a pyramid scheme, the goose embarks on a socially anxious journey that terrifies society. “Are you tired of training your hardest and still failing to level up? 7kReads8.8Score883Shelves
30. 330 别 Don't Ask! I'm an Evil Cultivator Gone Mad Over Appraising Treasures, on My Way to Godhood 别问！问就是邪修鉴宝发癫成神 Simply One of a Kind不二哉Mystery152k WordsCompleted [Overworked office worker fights back + no romance + strong female lead + livestreamed antiques appraisal + mystery and the paranormal + making money to stay alive + fantastical ideas + lighthearted comedy + sharp-tongued troll] After being reborn, overworked office worker Lu Tianyi is forced to bind herself to a deadly evil-cultivation System! She thought surviving a disaster meant getting a satisfying new life, but it turns out to be a pay-to-survive game! Time left to live: one day! This isn’ 15Reads—Score—Shelves

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    If you like suspense and the supernatural but are afraid of being too scary, read this book! [Send Hearts][Send Hearts][Send Hearts] The atmosphere is created very well, but the heroine can make you laugh out loud with just one mouthful. Haunted house artifacts? It's okay, she can use the negotiation skills of a social animal to reach a consensus with ghosts. This sense of ease of repeatedly jumping on the edge of horror is just right!

31. 331 当 When All Beings Become an Ensemble Cast 当众生皆为群像 I'm Mad When Pen Names Are Duplicated笔名重复我生气了Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Heaven-grade wood spiritual root + body cultivation + growing female lead + no romance + ensemble cast] Jiang Mian woke up to find she had landed inside a melodramatic novel she'd once read. The heroine won over a whole host of male cultivators with her looks? She was certainly beautiful, especially when trampled underfoot. The second senior brother died a horribly unjust death? The third senior brother fell to demonic cultivation? The fourth, fifth, and sixth senior brothers all became steppin 7.2kReads9.0Score1.4kShelves

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    These books are all free of cp and very interesting. I highly recommend the first, fourth, fifth and sixth books. They are very interesting.

32. 332 春 The Spring Breeze Never Crosses Yumen Pass, and My Buddha Won't Save a Dense Fool 春风不度玉门关，我佛不渡铁憨憨 The God of Thesis Defenses in Ancient Greece古希腊掌管答辩的神Modern Romance326k WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a book / no romance / entertainment industry / unhinged heroine / livestreaming / brainless fun / absurd comedy / daily life / the purest insults, the ultimate delight] [Content warning: Some side characters are a male couple. The no-romance setup was decided after discussion with readers. There are some ambiguous scenes early on. Please proceed with caution if this bothers you!!!] He He, who had been diagnosed with a mild mental disorder, transmigrates into a book as a cannon 6Reads6.4Score—Shelves

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    No cp, the heroine's mental state is simply not too good hahahaha

33. 333 满 My Sect Is Full of Hidden Dragons and Young Phoenixes, but My Junior Sister Is the Best of Them All 满宗卧龙凤雏，师妹她是个中翘楚 Bei Ji'an Liang北季安凉Ancient Romance3.2M WordsCompleted What should you do if you accidentally become the senior sister who serves as a stepping stone for the female lead in a novel? Gu Xia is in a complicated mood after from the start receiving a wonderful package deal: a huge drop in cultivation and a blind master who plays favorites. There’s no way she’s going to admit she did anything wrong. She hands back her disciple token, dusts herself off, and heads down the mountain to find a new backer. Instead, she leaps straight to the top and joins the 24.2kReads9.0Score3kShelves
34. 334 穿 After Transmigrating Into a Book, I Break Rule Horror with My Unhinged Tactics 穿书后我靠疯批操作破了规则怪谈 Crazy Little Sheep疯狂的羊咩咩Mystery347k WordsCompleted Lin You transmigrates into a rules-horror novel with an extremely high death rate. On the surface, she is a scatterbrained attention seeker who clears challenges with “unhinged antics,” but in reality, she is a highly intelligent player. She saw through the loopholes at the heart of rules-based horror long ago, and deliberately acts absurd to disguise herself. This lowers the guard of both the dungeon NPCs and Gu Yi, the original novel’s male lead, while letting her quickly unravel the rules ami —Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 335 诡 Ghost Hunting the Ghostly: My Years on Earth as a Traveling Exorcist 诡捉诡之我在人间出差的那些年 I Want to Raise a Feifei我想养只朏朏Modern Romance318k WordsCompleted [Supernatural + Lighthearted Comedy + No Romance + Face-Slapping + Mild Horror + Northeastern Chinese Dialect] Dear readers, remember this: this novel has no romance! The author is stubborn as a mule. I could eat a hundred beans and still not get sick of them. I'm determined to portray a heroine who is unconventional, insane and eccentric, selfish and sleazy. (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵) As a ghost constable who had made the transition from feudal society to the modern era, Wei Yang had some unmistakable traits o 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Protagonist, sort of. . . Indescribable

36. 336 我 I Opened a Self-Service Restaurant in the Apocalypse 我在末世开自助餐馆 Snow at First Sight in the Tang Wind棠风初见雪Sci-Fi & Apocalypse197k WordsOngoing [No romance + Business management + Not a saint] Overworked office drone Youmi dies suddenly at her computer. Before she dies, she wishes that in her next life she won't have to be a wage slave and will outlive everyone else. By chance, she's bound to a System! [Ding~ Wish request approved] [Ding~ Permanent attribute acquired: Immortality] [Ding~ Self-service restaurant acquired x1] And so, in an apocalypse where food is scarce... Youmi: Black Cat Self-Service Restaurant~ Enjoy food from around 613Reads8.3Score102Shelves

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    Funny articles without CP,

37. 337 快 Quick Transmigration: I Tear Apart Trash Men for Tragic Heroines 快穿：我替虐文女主手撕渣男 Lousy Uncle辣鸡的uncleAncient Romance331k WordsCompleted (No romance, power fantasy, no logic) Chu Sui, a deranged scientist with a mental illness, finally managed to kill herself one day when no one was paying attention. Instead, she ended up bound to a System. Though she had been set on dying, Chu Sui found the System’s time-transmigration abilities fascinating, so she embarked on a quick transmigration journey. But what is all this nonsense? Scumbag prince hero: “Don’t delude yourself. I could never love you.” Scumbag CEO hero: “Woman, you owe me t 935Reads9.2Score114Shelves
38. 338 小 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠，把渣爹当胎盘哄 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow 90.2kReads9.6Score10.5kShelves

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    I have read the first, third, and seventh books without CPs. I have added the other books to my bookshelf and just started reading them. I don't know if they have CPs.

39. 339 老 The Ancestress Became Famous Worldwide Through Metaphysics 老祖宗靠玄学火遍全世界 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance700k WordsCompleted [Mysticism, spiritual qi revival, self-redemption, supernatural phenomena, no male lead! No male lead! No male lead! The Long family isn’t important, they’re only here because the later plot needs them.] Tang Xin is the ugly, ill-omened second daughter of the Tang family. When she was five, a high fever damaged her mind, and she was sent to live in an orphanage. Only after she was sent to the Long family and humiliated there did she awaken to her true identity. It turned out she was an all-power 819Reads9.1Score104Shelves
40. 340 穿 I Transmigrated Into a Book as the Villainous Ancestor, and My Junior Sister Gave Up on Me 穿书成反派老祖，师妹弃疗了 Ben Zhijie本止戒Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Qin Yuan, courtesy name Yanwan. You can tell from the name alone that this was a child nobody liked from the moment she was born. And... reality was exactly the same! There was no twist! The X-novel writer stared in despair at the reflection in the pool: a white-haired girl with scarlet eyes... That's right, she had transmigrated into a book, into the fantasy world of a novel she'd written called The Lost Immortal. Everyone except the protagonist met a bad end! The "lost" in The Lost Immortal me 28.5kReads9.5Score4.6kShelves

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    This book really has no CP, the author said there is no male protagonist. Until now, there is no male who is stronger than the heroine. (Except for a certain scumbag, of course)

41. 341 缺 The Loveless Little One Returns to the Year Her Parents Turned Eighteen 缺爱小可怜重回爸妈十八岁那年 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance463k WordsCompleted [Signed for print publication] [Comedy + Family Bonds + Beloved by All + 1v1 + Both Leads Are Sexually Inexperienced + Female Lead Has a Love Interest Who Appears Late] Zhu Yu grew up without a mother. As an adult, she was abused by her relatives. After finally getting her father back from prison, she was soon abandoned when he took his own life. One day, Zhu Yu, a poor girl barely scraping by on her own, opens her eyes and finds herself twenty-four years in the past. This year, both her parents 35.2kReads9.5Score6.5kShelves
42. 342 听 After Learning to Understand Animals, I Livestream Gossip to the Whole Internet 听懂动物说话后，我全网直播吃瓜 Luo and Nan Qiao洛与南乔Modern Romance737k WordsOngoing [No Romance] [Lighthearted and Cheerful] [Wishing You Happiness] After being bitten by a rabid dog, Xia An gains the ability to understand animals! Xia An's dog, Xia Minglang: “Baby, I went farming today.” “What kind of farming?” “Planting my heart firmly in you~” Xia An: Remember, you're a real dog, not a lovesick puppy. A Pomeranian's owner: “My little dog has been depressed for two months.” Xia An: “She says she's a little princess, but you call her Big Silly Chun. How could she not be depres 1kReads8.0Score—Shelves

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    After being bitten by a CP-free mad dog, Xia An can understand animals! Xia An's dog Xia Minglang: "Bao'er, I went to farm today, what kind of land? I am totally devoted to you~" Xia An: Remember, you are a real dog, not a licking dog. Pomeranian's owner: My puppy has been depressed for two months. Xia An: It said it was a little princess, but you called it Dashachun. How could it not be depressed... Middle-aged man: My golden retriever was kidnapped and thrown away by a border shepherd. Xia An: Bian Mu didn't do it, he was captured by others. Go to Yu Laosan's house to find it. Bald Brother: Why does my cat get crazy when we eat durian? Xia An: He thinks you are eating shit...

43. 343 瓜 Gossip, Gossip, Gossip! We're All Little Frogs Devouring the Juiciest Gossip 瓜瓜瓜！吃大瓜我们都是小青蛙 Dumb Little Bunny, Ah-Le呆呆兔啊嘞Modern Romance543k WordsCompleted Xiang Qingchen was a nobody in the entertainment industry, so obscure that nobody had ever heard of her. Then she got unbelievably lucky: a film so low-budget the crew couldn't even afford boxed lunches made her the youngest Best Actress in history! The whole internet: We'll kneel and admit your acting is good! As for your personality, boo! Boo! On the night of the awards ceremony, Xiang Qingchen clutched her trophy, so nervous her toes were digging a fantasy castle out of the floor. [Ding! If y —Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 344 综 Variety Shows Are Full of Fools, So I Become the Big Shot with My Silly Antics 综艺水浅王八多，我靠沙雕做大哥 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + secret marriage to a tycoon + outrageous nonsense + everyone’s favorite] Qin Wanyin is a professional human shield, the sort who takes the hit for others. After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the role of a tycoon’s universally despised fiancée. The tycoon and his sweet, innocent sweetheart are all lovey-dovey on a dating show, while netizens slam Qin Wanyin as the other woman. Qin Wanyin: “I’m over it. Let’s call off the engagement.” The sweetheart pouts 13.4kReads9.5Score2.2kShelves

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    🍥🍥Funny and light-hearted writing🌿, the first one I read, I couldn't get enough of it. I really like this kind of kind, happy and funny writing. 🌸Especially the sand sculpture style without scheming girls fighting back and forth🌹, it makes me feel very relaxed~ I often laugh and tremble under the covers.

45. 345 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 68kReads9.6Score9.8kShelves
46. 346 两 I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the 70.5kReads9.1Score10.6kShelves
47. 347 修 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么 Last Night's Tea昨夜的茶Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 47.9kReads9.5Score7.6kShelves
48. 348 荒 I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar 荒岛综艺我称王，顶流野猪你的强 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance296k WordsCompleted Jian Xun is a wild boar. Right now, she’s being forced to serve as a laborer in this world. With an alcoholic father, a mother who favors her son, a hard life, and a broken family. The little wild boar sneered: “You don’t know when you’ve got it good. You people are beyond saving!” To her son-obsessed adoptive mother, she smiled and suggested: “Why not just marry your son? You can be his wife and his mother. Everyone will praise you for managing the household!” To the arrogant male lead whose be 11.1kReads9.5Score1.9kShelves
49. 349 给 Put a Mask on the Prince and Goof Around with Him 给王爷戴上口罩，和他一起沙雕 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance274k WordsCompleted [Goofy heroine × unhinged hero, a hilarious fantasy ride. All aboard!] The Regent of Great Li had a twisted personality, and was seriously unwell. Ye Piaoling received a task from her ridiculous System: collect the Regent’s Four Treasures, meaning four items he kept close to him! His mask, his belt, and… Ye Piaoling: “What do I get if I complete such a dangerous task?” Ridiculous System: “You can ascend on the spot!” Ye Piaoling was delighted to hear that. From then on, she ignored her tasks and 11kReads9.4Score1.3kShelves
50. 350 我 I'm Such a Delicate Girl, So Why Does Everyone Call Me the God of Ghost Slaying? 我娇滴滴的，怎么都说我灭诡之神 Chao Lianyun巢怜云Fantastical Romance362k WordsCompleted [Genuinely terrifying horror game + heroine who absolutely cannot see the supernatural horrors + lighthearted comedy] A horror game descends upon the world. People must face not only terrifying supernatural entities and all kinds of rules, but also severe mental corruption. Just as everyone is about to reach their breaking point, a magical paper-offering shop appears. Everything from the paper-offering shop is top quality. A safety talisman can instantly clear away all mental corruption. A ghost 26.2kReads9.2Score4.2kShelves

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