Don't Ask! I'm an Evil Cultivator Gone Mad Over Appraising Treasures, on My Way to Godhood

[Overworked office worker fights back + no romance + strong female lead + livestreamed antiques appraisal + mystery and the paranormal + making money to stay alive + fantastical ideas + lighthearted comedy + sharp-tongued troll] After being reborn, overworked office worker Lu Tianyi is forced to bind herself to a deadly evil-cultivation System! She thought surviving a disaster meant getting a satisfying new life, but it turns out to be a pay-to-survive game! Time left to live: one day! This isn’t being reborn, it’s the King of Hell chasing her for the property fees! Want more time? The System laughs: Easy, just pay up! 100,000 yuan buys one more hour of life! The office worker gets it right away: Staying alive comes first. Time to become a sharp-tongued antiques appraisal streamer! She unlocks the “Heavenly Eye” and “Truth of All Things” cheats! She spots a Tang dynasty gilt-bronze Buddha head for just 300 yuan, then hands it over to the state: I’m a law-abiding citizen! A lingering soul emerges from a bronze mirror? After helping it pass on, the Ox-Head and Horse-Face messengers say: We’ve never seen anyone do it like that! She doesn’t have to face the fight for more life alone. The Ninth Bureau comes knocking: Sister, how about some official support? A gentle antiques appraiser, a tech-obsessed maniac, and a food-loving immortal make for a delightfully oddball team! She takes on an evil-cultivation syndicate head-on: You dare come after me? Get past my appraisal hammer first! She kicks vengeful spirits in the spirit realm: Quit wailing, or I’ll stuff you in an appraisal box! The Celestial Emperor plots a scheme? Lu Tianyi: That’s it? The trolls in my livestream chat come up with better tricks! Others become gods through arduous cultivation. Lu Tianyi: Evil cultivation plus spending money, that’s how you do things differently! She spends so much even the System gets scared: Host, take it easy. You’re burning through money too fast! She goes from overworked office worker to the top-tier star of the Three Realms. Her path to godhood is all about the power of money!