The Spring Breeze Never Crosses Yumen Pass, and My Buddha Won't Save a Dense Fool

[Transmigrate into a book / no romance / entertainment industry / unhinged heroine / livestreaming / brainless fun / absurd comedy / daily life / the purest insults, the ultimate delight]

[Content warning: Some side characters are a male couple. The no-romance setup was decided after discussion with readers. There are some ambiguous scenes early on. Please proceed with caution if this bothers you!!!]

He He, who had been diagnosed with a mild mental disorder, transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting female character who only appears in the male second lead's personal storyline.

Thinking back on the original character's tragic life, which could be summed up in fewer than two hundred words, He He goes completely off the rails after transmigrating into the book.

When the male second lead's mother looks down on her, He He slaps the table with swagger: “Twenty million. Take it and I'll leave your son.”

When the male second lead demands an explanation, she tosses her head carelessly: “Brains and intestines are a lot alike, but you don't have to use both to hold shit. Thanks.”

In everyday life, she's meek and timid. After transmigrating into a book, she hits back hard.

“ You look like a perfectly decent human being. How come the moment you speak, all that's left is the dog?”

“Tell me, what have you done now with that fifty-cent, twenty-pound head of yours to make the whole world despise you?”

“I'd like to give your mom a flower. Hahaha, just kidding. Where would I get a flower, and where would you get a mom?”

To thrive in this world, He He clings to the protagonists' coattails.

As the saying goes: An old steed in the stable still dreams of galloping a thousand miles. Flatter the horse, and be yourself again.

You know, there's no need to live like a normal person.