Why Do All the Silly Comedy Stories on Tomato Have CPs? 为什么🍅上沙雕搞笑文都有cp啊
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A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生
[Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra
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What a Joke! She Has No Morals, So Why Are You Blackmailing Her? 笑死，她都没道德，你绑架她干嘛
[Goofy + shameless + liable to lose it at any moment + meme connoisseur] Yu Yao woke up one morning to discover she had transmigrated into a book. Well! If this had happened to her, then nobody could blame her for doing things her way! On a variety show, the green-tea heroine said, “Lately, I feel like I’ve gained a lot of weight from eating.” Yu Yao looked at her bony waist. “Yeah, you’re way too fat. Eat less.” When asked why she’d joined a dating show, the green-tea heroine said, “I’ve never
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Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！
[The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea
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I Quit My Internet Addiction at the Sword Sect 我在剑宗戒网瘾
The animated drama for Season One is now out. Come check it out~ [Ridiculous and satisfying comedy, both leads are devoted to each other, and the heroine becomes even stronger than the hero later on] Assassin senior brother X junior sister who treats cultivation like a game [Warnings: There is a male-male side pairing, so don't go in unprepared!!! This is a silly comedy with exaggerated, amateurish humor. If that's not your thing, don't read. The pacing is fast, including the romance, so proceed
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Quick Transmigration: The Demon King Wrecks the Plot 快穿之大魔王崩坏剧情
(No romance, brainless wish-fulfillment.) The heroine is an overbearing, chuuni, unhinged supervillain. She isn't human! She has no human morality and is rotten to the core. Anyone seeking justice or a saintly heroine should stay away. She takes the scumbag's path and leaves scumbags nowhere to go. If she can solve something with violence, she won't waste a word. She's a master of every kind of scheming green tea and black lotus trick: if you can imagine it, she can do it. A mama's boy ends up w
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I've Become a Buddha, Do Not Disturb 我成佛了，勿扰
Jiang Wanyu died after a brick fell on her while she was working at a construction site. When she opened her eyes, she had transmigrated into the heroine of a torturous cultivation novel. From the start, she was thrown into hell mode, caught by the white-moonlight rival while confessing her love for the male lead's master. “...” Her master asked, “Do you know what you did wrong?” Her senior brothers, the male supporting characters, cried, “Junior Sister, hurry up and admit your mistake!” The whi
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You Tell Me to Lay Down My Weapon, Madam, So Why Are You Picking It Up Again? 劝我放下屠刀，夫人你又拿它作甚
[Xianxia Romance + A Jinxed Little Fairy from the Celestial Realm vs. a Demon Lord with a Strong Moral Compass] On the day of her wedding, Yun Sang-sang was killed by her husband as a stepping stone to his ascension. He ascended to godhood, while her resentment lingered. Just as she was about to awaken, she became the jinx everyone in the Three Realms wanted to punish. The immortals of the Celestial Realm adored her husband and bullied her at every turn. Heartbroken, she went to the mortal realm
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The Magic School Junior Who Can Do Anything, from Pranks to Making Trouble 魔法学校小学妹，沙雕搞事啥都会
[Not Western fantasy: a Chinese-style magic academy, absurd comedy + ensemble cast + hilarious daily life, with romance] [A ridiculous heroine causes trouble and leads everyone astray: a bunch of lunatic students hilariously learning magic] Li Wenyin woke up in a magical world and struggled to survive at a top-tier Chinese-style magic academy. She cut up the school flags to make uniforms, stole textbooks and sprinted for her life, and made the deans so furious their eyes nearly popped out. She w
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My Husband Is Too Frail to Care for Himself 我的夫君柔弱不能自理
[Signed for publication] I saved the whole capital by slacking off! I conquered the world through sheer bluster! Excerpt 1: “Your Highness, the Consort has been completely taken in by the Princess Consort. His Majesty wants us to pay compensation.” Jiang Chonghua: “Tell Father that if he has the nerve, he can talk to the Princess Consort himself.” “Your Highness, His Majesty wouldn’t dare. He says he’s afraid he’ll get dragged into it too.” Excerpt 2: “Your Highness, our two nations are at war,
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Everyone Here Is Evil, So One More Won’t Hurt 全员带恶人，算我一个不多吧
A female lead’s redemption story [A comforting, heartwarming redemption treat. There’s hardly any of the usual over-the-top villains, just so you know.] “The Easygoing Life of a Top Scholar in a Brothel” “A Royal Noble Becomes a Brothel Madam After Being Poisoned” “The Push and Pull Between a Green-Tea Bodyguard and a Delicate Young Lady” “I Was Reborn After My Family Was Destroyed and My Country Fell” “A Handsome General Falls for a Brothel’s Top Courtesan” “A Tough Northeastern Little Girl’s C
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The Hilarious Young Lord’s Wife: My Lord, Stop Chasing Me 爆笑世子妃：爷，别追了
[Entry in the January 2020 Silver Ticket Contest] Tang Lele is the cherished daughter of a family of surgeons. Her father and brothers are all master surgeons, and her mother is a rich heiress. She has been doted on by everyone her whole life. Even after she transmigrates into the body of a universally despised illegitimate daughter, she remains optimistic and carves out a path for herself, winning over an arrogant, aloof heir and thriving in life. The young lord: “What sins did I commit over ei
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Excuse Me, Do You Have a Corpse at Home? 请问你家有尸体吗
[A laugh-out-loud story, don't let the title fool you] A sorceress from another world was hit by a rock and landed in ours. She spent two hundred years stuck inside it. At last, she borrowed the body of a woman in a vegetative state to get out and stretch her legs, but she was born with Conan's knack for stumbling into mysteries. What? The beautiful female ghost's body was chopped to pieces! The pure, innocent college student's body was soaked and bloated! This world is out to get me! But I can'
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A Tough Woman Transmigrates into a Book: Her Scumbag Father and Grandparents Are Wiped Out 滚刀肉穿书，渣爹爷奶片甲不留
[Power Fantasy, Putting Scumbags in Their Place, Transmigrate into a Book, Two Strong Leads, Goofy Heroine, Hero Takes a Back Seat, Sweet Romance Fans Beware] The little cannon-fodder character's mother was schemed against by her cheating scumbag father and kicked out with nothing. Sui Yi could accept having no parents, but she absolutely couldn't accept being left out of the family fortune! So the “dutiful” daughter sent her scumbag father and his mistress straight to the top of the social news
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There Are a Thousand Goofballs, and Half of Them Are in the Villain’s Family 沙雕千千万，反派家占一半
[Absurd Comedy + Entertainment Industry + Cathartic Revenge + One-on-One Romance] Gu Xixi, the tragic heroine of a melodramatic romance, was found by her family. The good news: Her parents are the richest people in the country, and her brother is a top-tier star. The bad news: Her entire family are villains. Heh heh heh. You can’t even imagine how much fun it is to be a villain! She gets guilt-tripped on a variety show. Her billionaire parents say, “We’re villains. We never had any morals to beg
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You’re Hilarious, I’m Ridiculous, and We’re Bound to Fall in Love 你搞笑，我沙雕，甜甜恋爱跑不了
An older guy who calls you "sis," not a cold, aloof male lead. He’s not just a bit of a jerk, he’s a total one. [The rating’s low because there aren’t enough votes! Just read the comments: they’re all five-star reviews. I’m seriously crying here.] The first time Chu Xin met Ji Hanzhou, she was watching a romance drama so sweet it could give you cavities. Trying to calm herself down with a horror movie, she accidentally connected to Ji Hanzhou’s headphones and startled him so badly that he spill
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