Why Do All the Silly Comedy Stories on Tomato Have CPs? 为什么🍅上沙雕搞笑文都有cp啊

1 一 A Lifetime Is Long, but This Goofball Does Whatever They Want 一生一世很长，沙雕做事太狂 Wei Zhi为枝Modern Romance233k WordsCompleted No CP, by the way~ Jiang Zao inexplicably transmigrates into a book! She becomes the vicious fake heiress in an entertainment-industry novel. The plot has already reached the point where the fake heiress is infamous, blacklisted from showbiz, disowned by her family, and framed by the male lead. Jiang Zao is speechless. The world kissed me with pain, so I died from it... Jiang Zao joins a dating show and becomes famous by acting completely unhinged. Top-tier star male lead: “Jiang Zao, stop pest 1.1kReads8.5Score174Shelves

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The first and second books are both very interesting, needless to say. The heroine in the third book has the ability to change the plot, which really makes people laugh out loud in the middle of the night. The heroine in the fourth book is super handsome, and hates everyone equally. The fifth book is mainly about the heroine's explosion, but every one of the melons is so special that it makes people's jaws drop to the ground, but the ending is a bit broken and the author can't make it up. Just look at the front, these books should be uncensored

6 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 35.6kReads9.4Score6.6kShelves

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It's a ridiculous comedy with no CP. The heroine fails to ascend and is reincarnated to tell fortunes. The results are so accurate that the person who lives in Lianmai is either in jail or depressed [laughs]

7 统 System, Is My Identity Normal Today? 统啊，今天我的身份正常了吗 Little Tea Sprout小茶芽Modern Romance1.7M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted female-led story, firmly no romance or ambiguity, usually transmigrates as a nonhuman] After the Space-Time Administration's System 556 set her up and she got to experience life as a bear, Ye Yi couldn't resist accepting the Administration's offer on the last day of her bear life. She became a long-term Host, and received the following identities. A wealthy modern young woman's aunt: a black wolfdog “Auntie, I'm so grateful you came into my life.” A rough man's ancestor in the 1970 16.2kReads8.9Score2.3kShelves

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The first book: Very heartwarming, purely light-hearted and funny, with really no censorship (after all, the heroine's identity has never been normal) The second book: The Authority of Lian Lianzi, I don't need to say more, this book not only has no censorship, but the revenge is very satisfying. The third and fourth books: Emperor Yu Yu! There is no CP in this book, it is funny, crazy, and also very heartwarming.

11 沙 The Goofy Ancestor Returns to Reclaim Her Good-for-Nothing Children 沙雕老祖出关后在线回收废物子女 My Name Is Huang Yougeng我叫黄有梗Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Invincible heroine + no romance + hilarious chaos + revenge against scumbags + team leveling] The heroine is greedy, lecherous, morally questionable, biased toward her own people, and utterly shameless. If that bothers you, don't read! Yao Hua was a well-known slacker at Floating Cloud Pavilion. She earned her sect contributions by having children and raised her cultivation by sheer luck. After being gravely injured and going into seclusion, she emerged one day to find that everyone stronger t 6.5kReads8.9Score938Shelves

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It's finished. The heroine is a bitch, greedy for money and lustful, and her children and descendants are all funny. It's a very nice group portrait! I don't have a CP but I have kids. It's very funny and not a joke. The heroine is stable, sinister and destructive. If you like silly comedy, you can read it without thinking [laughing]

12 我 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times 5.3kReads9.1Score796Shelves

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They are all cool articles, and these two books are free of CP!!!

14 你 Why Mess with Her? She Cares About Money, Not People 你惹她干嘛？她认钱不认人 Little White Snake in the Waves浪里小白蛇Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate 23.7kReads9.0Score2.8kShelves

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No CP, but you can briefly compare the CP of the heroine and Sister Lin [smile][smile]

15 假 How Could This Silly Fake Heiress Possibly Be the Villain? 假千金如此沙雕，怎么可能是反派 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t 19.9kReads9.5Score2.6kShelves

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Fried Chicken is so funny. I've watched it twice. I laugh every time I watch it. I laugh until I get cramps. No cp.

16 满 Everyone in the Sect Is Serious, Except for Our Ridiculously Silly Junior Sister 满门都是正经人，唯师妹过分沙雕 Gongye Suhe公冶肃禾Ancient Romance547k WordsCompleted Xiao Wu was a notorious backstabber in the apocalypse, but she transmigrated into the body of a vicious cannon-fodder female side character with the same name in an old-fashioned harem novel, whose fate was absolutely miserable. To avoid following the original plot, she immediately took a master, moving him to tears until he fished out a little handkerchief and dabbed frantically at his eyes. Later, everyone in the sect realized that aside from being talented and good-looking, Xiao Wu was, at he 21.4kReads9.3Score3.3kShelves

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I can't read any novels lately, so I randomly picked one from the bookshelf that was collecting dust. It turned out that this book really perfectly satisfied all the plots I wanted to read. So far, there are no CPs, fairy tales, and ridiculous jokes.

17 抢 Stealing the Male Lead's Opportunities? That's Called Cleverly Snatching the Treasure, Sweetie 抢男主机缘？这叫智取宝贝儿 Black-Eyed Immortal黑眼圈仙人Fantastical Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Master deceiver + a people-centered view of history + ensemble cast + no romance + cutting off the lifeblood] Si Miao transmigrates into a male-oriented cultivation harem novel as the male lead's doomed master. In her sect, she's called an elder, but in practice she's little more than a workhorse. She handles odd jobs in peacetime and acts as a human shield in battle, exhausting herself for her male lead disciple. In the end, she dies after taking the blame for him, while not a single person in 80.9kReads8.9Score14.1kShelves

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34 魔 Mastering Both Magic and Mayhem, I Became the Top Student in School 魔法沙雕两手抓，我成了全校第一 Hua Xiaomeng华小梦Fantastical Romance2.3M WordsOngoing [Modern magic academy, no CP, ship whoever you want, all-shippers welcome, absurd comedy + ensemble cast + coming of age] Luo Jiu transmigrated to a magical world. He thought that after enrolling at Gullis Magic Academy, he could take it easy, lie flat, and live as a happy slacker. But then he ran into a rookie homeroom teacher. Their class didn't have enough students and was nearly disbanded, so Luo Jiu and the teacher went around recruiting, tricking all the top geniuses from the other four sc 13.3kReads9.0Score2.2kShelves

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There is no need to say much about the first book. The author is interesting and the protagonist is also interesting. They are all very abstract. I guarantee that you will not be able to leave it after watching one or two episodes. Xiaojiu Xiaojiu, I love you, just like a mouse loves riceヾ(๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ"Xiaomeng Xiaomeng, I love you, just like an old dog loves to eat shit! ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡‎‎ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ 234 Needless to say, 234 as long as you have read the first few episodes of one of them, you can read these books without thinking! They are all written by the same author, Mang Fuchu, I love you, Young Master Fang, I love you, Night Cat, I love you/ᐠ ｡‸ ｡ᐟ\Cute! Night Cat Night Cat Night Cat Night Cat Night Cat Night Cat Night Cat, Mengzhi/ᐠ ｡‸ ｡ᐟ\After reading these three books, any book that doesn't pay attention to the author is useless. The sixth book is the fifth one. Let's talk about the fifth one first. Sister Qing is awesome. She doesn't explain it. I'm just joking. In fact, I still need to explain it. In order to avoid spoilers, I will talk about the beginning. There is foreshadowing in the beginning, which will be of great use later. It will give you an advice system, not a system. . Sister Qing, Sister Qing! I love you just like a squirrel loves a pine nut. Congratulations, you will pay attention to another author after reading the fifth book. I won't say too much about all the six and six books, otherwise it will be spoilers (｡•o•｡∩)

40 别 Stop Staring, This Female Lead Really Is Sick 别看了，这个女主真的有病 No Skipping Today今天不咕Modern Romance236k WordsCompleted Silly quick transmigration / female lead with no CP / no logic / pure unhinged fiction / protagonist is genuinely mentally ill Also known as The Art of Being Mentally Ill, This Story Is Deep, You Can't Handle It, and Equal-Opportunity Brain Damage for Every Reader Blurb: Ever since she became mentally ill, Tu Qiqi felt like her whole self had become much more spirited. Compared to normal people, who have endless worries every day, Tu Qiqi had much more freedom. Today she could be a mushroom, tom 379Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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It doesn't have a male protagonist and it's a high-quality product, trust me! [OK] The first book: The heroine can modify the plot, and the real plot runs on both sides, only seeking wealth and fame, and the male protagonist will get away with it! Hostess: Oh, why are they all crazy? Oh, it turns out it was me who drove me crazy. [OK] The second book: The heroine is purely mentally ill, driving everyone to go crazy together. This is a fast-traveling novel, but why do you end up doing a task and become saving the world? Heroine: 6. [Love] Although the score is not high, it is definitely crazy. If not, I would stand on my head and eat shit!

41 星 Interstellar: Who Can Write Without Going Crazy? I'm Completely Unhinged 星际：写文哪有不疯的，我癫癫癫 Tearfully Chewing Raw Garlic含泪啃大蒜Sci-Fi & Apocalypse521k WordsOngoing [Complete] [No romance, ensemble cast, a spirited quartet + a sharp-tongued heroine with a perfectly healthy mental state and a delightfully weird streak] Xia Yifeng is a notorious serial ghoster, until one day the Writing System finally cracks down on her. Fine, she'll write. Who can write without going a little crazy? Xia Yifeng returns to her old craft and piles on the melodrama until she's sick of it. In between writing, she occasionally helps friends out of a jam and enters the odd competit 2.3kReads9.1Score345Shelves

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No cp + silly comedy + interstellar + time travel + military academy. The heroine is weak and relies on the book writing tasks issued by the system to survive. Some of them are in Chinese. The novels she writes simply shake the worldview of interstellar people. The heroine herself is also very abstract, and she relies on her own strength to lead everyone in the team.

42 穿 Transmigrated Into Aunt Wang, Laughing All the Way: They Hear My Thoughts and Scream 穿成王妈乐哈哈，心声被听叫哇哇 Little Klee一只小可莉Modern Romance661k WordsCompleted [No romance + Transmigrate into a book + Inner thoughts + System + Absurd comedy + Bystander gossip] [All the protagonists are from the same world] Good news: Lin Huixing transmigrated, and even came with a System. Bad news: Lin Huixing transmigrated into the hourly maid in all sorts of protagonists' homes. Every story has these marginal characters. They may seem insignificant, but they always stand right beside the protagonists, on the front lines of the gossip. The domineering CEO argues with 47.6kReads9.4Score10.6kShelves

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🔥Funny writing, no cp. 🐣The first book: The heroine dresses up as the queen mother of various tyrants, and complains while eating melon [eating melon]. The key is that the protagonists can hear her voice [laughing and crying]. 🐣The second book: A hilarious and heart-warming story, super funny, in a silly style, the heroine leads all the geniuses by herself.

43 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 53.5kReads9.5Score195.1kShelves

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Funny + no CP, 1~3 you can hear the heroine's voice, 4 the scratching operation is too much

47 全 The Whole Class Can Hear My Inner Thoughts 全班都能听到我心声 Blue Meadow蓝甸子Modern Romance576k WordsCompleted [Female Lead Has No Romance, with a Male-Male Couple] As soon as Jiang Yan transferred to a private elite academy, a bootlicker of the fake heiress tried to bully her. Jiang Yan hit him with an instant knockout. [Tsk, tsk. That bootlicker may look respectable, but his tastes are seriously twisted. He actually likes...] Everyone in Class 12 of Year Two looked at him with complicated expressions. “I never thought you were that kind of person! What did cola ever do to you?” His face turned bright r 24.7kReads9.4Score3.8kShelves

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It meets the requirements! It's funny even without cp.

49 震 Shocking! Even a Bunch of Goofy Nobodies Can Produce a Master! 震惊！沙雕路人组也能出大神！ Ting Xiang亭相Modern Romance307k WordsCompleted (Complete! The rating is low because it only just opened) [No romance + comedy + maxed-out heroine combat power + quick transmigration + System sidekick] After traveling through dozens of worlds, Shen Yi has finally become a full-time employee of the Quick Transmigration Bureau! . But when she eagerly summons her System, ready to work her way toward becoming an S-rank mission-taker, the System gives her a smile like a customer service rep from Taobao and pours cold water on her plans. “Host, you 182Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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A ridiculous joke, the heroine has no cp! There are ten worlds in total, you can choose as you like. If you don't like this world, just look at the next world! (This is currently a new article, so you can add it to your bookshelf first!)

50 超 Unbelievably Wild! Six Uncles Protect the Little Firecracker, So Who Dares Mess with Her? 超野！小疯批六个舅舅护着谁敢惹 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 147.9kReads9.6Score17.9kShelves

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🌚🌚Easy and funny➕No cp, the first one is very reassuring for the epileptic, the second one is weak and sickly and can't take care of himself, but he can hit the opponent with one punch, and the third one, the author said he is crazy. How normal can this book be? I just finished reading it, and no one said a word after reading it.