Funny Stories Full of Memorable Quotes, Lots of Chapters, All Here and Frequently Updated 搞笑文，金句频频，章数多，都在这，经常更新

1. 51 老 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score11014d adds
2. 52 熊 Bratty Kid: Social Butterfly Syndrome Shocks the Internet 熊孩子：社交牛逼症震惊全网 Constantine Needs to Quit Smoking康斯坦丁要戒烟Urban156k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Wacky + Adorable Kid + School Life] Jiang Ning transmigrated into a parallel world as an adorable eight-year-old and activated a Fame System. One variety show made Jiang Ning’s outrageous people skills take the internet by storm! “My name is Jiang Ning. You can call me by my foreign name: Vish Momo Wozki Shoude Buyao Buyao De!” “Bing Xin’s original name was Extreme Cold Storm. Li Bai was a famous jungler in our country. You want to know why I say that? My dual pistols will give 899Reads8.3Score10114d adds

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   Worth watching, super good, super cool! [Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Learned something][Cool][Laughing and crying][Smirking][Facepalm][Facepalm][Laughing and crying][Laughing and crying][Laughing and crying][Facepalm]

3. 53 谁 Who Let Him Fall from Grace? He's Sexy, Strong, and a Total Freak 谁让他塌房的！又骚又强还变态 I'm Famous, I'm Going Viral我火啦爆火啦Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Negative Emotion Value System + Sharp Tongue + One Heroine + Meme Humor] Chen Fang transmigrates into the body of a top-tier starlet with a devoted-dog persona, only to have his reputation just implode. And that’s… great news! To hell with morality. Time to be myself! As soon as he makes up his mind, he gets a Negative Emotion Value System. Now he’s got the perfect boost to unleash his full power! He joins a variety show, and the guests get to choose the program. Then he’ll go on a co 26.7kReads8.9Score2.9k14d adds
4. 54 白 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 7.7kReads—Score11814d adds
5. 55 文 Showbiz: Who Are You Calling a Fox? Call Me Your Idol 文娱：骂谁狐狸精呢，喊我偶像 Armstrong Mortar阿姆斯特朗迫击炮Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Laid-Back Daily Life + Campus + Copycat Talent + Idol + Succubus Protagonist] A poor man has no lofty ambitions, and a scrawny horse grows a shaggy coat. Lu Qingfeng spent his whole life broke. All he wanted was a job that was easy and paid well. After dying and transmigrating, he ended up with an even more dramatic background: a gambling-addicted father, a mother who remarried, and four years of training before making his idol debut. But before he could earn a cent, his disastrous te 31.8kReads9.1Score4k14d adds
6. 56 超 A Collection of Super-Short, Sweet Romances 超短篇小甜文合集 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Modern Romance124k WordsCompleted All are sweet little stories! Each one is a standalone, super-short tale. Straightforward romance, no misunderstandings, quick progress, and quick endings. Story One: A tree finds his companion vine [Zhu Yan x Yue Zhiteng] Story Two: The man fought over by a rich woman and a rich young man [Tao Zhuo x Chen Shu] Story Three: A mountain spirit obsessed with human phones and a human who fall for each other [Lin Fenfen x Lu Yuan] Story Four: A severely lopsided student reborn in her third year of mi 3.7kReads8.2Score24214d adds
7. 57 斩 Slay the Gods: Yingzi, Mind Yourself. Don't Do Anything Reckless! 斩神：缨子请自重，你别乱来呀！ Clear Breeze Fish Balls清风鱼丸Male-Channel Fanfiction1.4M WordsCompleted Ye Xiaobai transmigrates into the world of Slay the Gods and obtains an Emotion System. The stronger the person whose emotions he stirs, the greater their emotional fluctuations, and the richer the rewards he receives. So here's the question: which emotion is easiest to provoke? The answer is obviously anger. In other words, making people see red makes you stronger, and Ye Xiaobai knows exactly how to do that. And so Ye Xiaobai gradually starts letting loose. “Hey, Yingzi, you should've been dri 13.3kReads9.2Score1.2k14d adds
8. 58 我 I, King Zhou, Have Already Become a Sage. Why Are You Still Trying to Deify Me? 我纣王都成圣了，你还封神？ Wan Xiaobei皖小北Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing Also known as I Am the Sun in the Great Shang. Those who know, know. It’s really good, and I can’t say more than that. I guarantee it’s a great read! Di Xin’s vision of a glorious legacy for the ages will shine forever. Loyalty! 45kReads7.3Score3.7k14d adds

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   In the Great Shang Dynasty, he was like the sun, invincible.

9. 59 汉 Chinese Is Easy? I Made Thousands of Foreigners Cry During My Exam! 汉语简单？千万老外被我考哭了！ Water Water Fish水水鱼Urban184k WordsOngoing [Comedy + System + Empress + city life early on, spiritual qi revival later + sweet romance + tooth-achingly sweet] On Chinese is a show that sets out to prove whether Chinese is difficult to learn. When foreigners confidently declared that Chinese was the easiest language to learn, Luo Yuntian, reborn before the spiritual qi revival and determined to bind himself to the future Empress, stepped up and started asking questions. Just a few questions were enough to leave the foreigners completely d 34Reads8.5Score—14d adds
10. 60 大 The Young Lady's Personal Trouble-Making Sidekick 大小姐的专属惹事跟班 Minotaur Warrior牛头人战士Urban1.6M WordsCompleted My name is Qin Luo, and I found myself inside an urban novel that combined every kind of Dragon King storyline. From the start, I got the “Strongest Lackey System.” The more lackey-like things I did, the stronger I became. What else could I do? I chose to become Su Muwan's personal lackey. She would eventually become the final great villain. I provoked all sorts of chosen ones, seized their opportunities, and did every kind of evil. You ask who is pulling my strings? Hmph! You're not worthy of k 52kReads9.2Score5.2k14d adds
11. 61 被 A Ghost Chased Me for Three Blocks, So I Scared It Into Calling Me Daddy 被鬼追了三条街，反手吓的鬼叫爹 Kang Han康韩Urban650k WordsCompleted From the start, Zhang Yang was chased by a ghost for three whole blocks. At that critical moment, he awakened the Ghost-Scaring System and immediately summoned the founding master to possess him, then pinned the ghost down and beat it senseless. From then on, terrifying tales about Zhang Yang began spreading among the ghosts. Headless ghost: “Damn, he used my head as a ball and kicked it around...” Water ghost: “He drained all the water just to catch me. Who am I supposed to complain to?” Hanged 1.1kReads8.8Score11214d adds
12. 62 让 I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! 让你浪子回头，你怎么成魅魔了！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban529k WordsCompleted [Villainous Incubus + Campus Life + Transmigrates into a Book + Lighthearted Comedy + Subversion of Tropes + Cunning Schemer + Multiple Heroines] Su Lang transmigrates into the novel about two young men switched at birth that he was reading before he died, becoming a spoiled fake young master with dyed yellow hair. He finds himself at the point in the story where he’s supposed to threaten the cool, aloof professor goddess into tutoring him at home. The System gives him a Second-Chance Scoundrel 15.7kReads6.9Score97114d adds

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    I managed to hold back, but my roommate couldn't and was laughing hysterically next to me. Let's see if you guys can keep your composure.

13. 63 穿 Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: From the Start, I Kidnapped the Heroine! 穿书反派：开局，我绑架了女主！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the 75.5kReads8.3Score4.9k14d adds

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    This is an absolutely amazing book, super hilarious! There are several short drama versions, one of which is really abstract; I forgot which one it was, you can try looking for it [petrified][petrified]

14. 64 让 You Put Me on a Dating Show, and I Take the Superstar on a Three-Wheeler Joyride 让你上恋综，你带天后三蹦子狂飙 Tianpeng Yuanshuai天蓬圆帅Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Entertainment industry + livestreaming + dating show + diva + comedy + goofy fun + lighthearted] Ye Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a washed-up celebrity with nothing going for him but his looks! He joins a dating show right from the start, and as luck would have it, three of the four female guests are his ex-girlfriends! But when the show begins, viewers across the country realize that something is off about Ye Feng! “Shocking! A popular idol carries a 400-pound pig and 6.9kReads8.4Score63214d adds
15. 65 代 Managing the Sect, I Turn All My Disciples into Profound Emperors 代管宗门，弟子全成玄帝了 Hu Yingjun胡英俊Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Fantasy + managing in someone's absence + leveling up + sect + boundless imagination] Xu Changsheng spent ten years alone in the Scripture Pavilion, reading countless books. Ten years later, the Liuyun Sect had fallen into decline, and its sect leader left to seek a fortuitous opportunity, leaving Xu Changsheng in charge. Years later, the sect leader returned and stood stunned before the towering Liuyun Sect. “I asked you to manage the Liuyun Sect, and you turned all the disciples into Profound 169Reads6.7Score—14d adds
16. 66 我 I'm a Sneaky Sixth, and Everyone Wants to Kill Me 我是个老六，所有人都想刀了我 Could You Stop Rushing Me?别催行不行Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Decisive killing + no female lead + satisfying read + System] After Lin Jiu entered the Horror World, he acquired an evolvable talent: Kidney Collector. From then on, he never looked back from the path of being a sneaky bastard. “You collected a pair of kidneys and mastered the S-rank skill Kidney Strike!” “You collected a pair of kidneys and mastered the S-rank skill Warp!” “You collected a kidney and mastered the S-rank skill Chaotic Calculation!” Miss Cannibal, please be careful. I only 8kReads9.3Score68114d adds
17. 67 金 The Quote-Making Machine: I Built the Strongest Radio Station from the Ground Up 金句制造机，我一手打造最强电台 Homebody Little Book宅小书Urban654k WordsCompleted 1. “If life deceives you, do not be sad…” “Streamer, streamer, who wrote that line up there?” “Pushkin, a Russian poet.” “Never heard of him. There’s no trace of him online. Are you sure you’re not making him up?” “…” 2. “Every day we don’t dance is a day wasted.” “Who said that?” “Nietzsche.” “Heh, okay. Got it, Streamer Nietzsche.” “I’m not Nietzsche. It really was written by a philosopher called Nietzsche.” “Sure, sure.” “…” 3. “When life gets you down, try reading The Life of Su Dongpo. ‘T 3.3kReads8.6Score30414d adds
18. 68 网 Online Game: I'm the Only One Who Can See Hidden Information 网游：只有我能看到隐藏信息 Moonlight Old Rascal明月老贼Sports2.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Memes + Playing It Safe + Old-School Passion + SSS-Rank Talent = ???] Ye Bai awakens an SSS-rank talent, bears the name Asura, embarks on the path to invincibility, and forges himself into the strongest of all! (Crossed out) This is a funny story about a group of people saving the world. Nightmare: “Tell me, do you have nightmares?” Wuhen: “You’re so cocky. Did you ask my sword first?” Xiaoyao: “How boring.” Asura: “In a century filled with great figures, only Nightmare, Wuhen, X 84.7kReads9.3Score6.4k14d adds

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    Humorous yet elegant [Please follow] Transmigrating to another world with a hidden profession, you could say he's invincible, or you could say he's a complete novice. He's the number one person who values ​​money over life, bearing the name of Asura but is actually the most cowardly chosen one. He unexpectedly wins a big prize and suddenly transmigrates into the body of an emperor. A system descends, and as long as he dies, he can return to his original world. He begins his path of courting death, but unexpectedly, the system doesn't care about martial ethics. Instead, it makes him invincible and extremely funny.

19. 69 我 I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星，搞点副业很合理吧？ My Meat Is Really Tasty我肉真好吃Urban2.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 71.1kReads9.2Score6.2k14d adds
20. 70 这 This Emperor Is Not Only Lazy, He’s Also Rude 这个皇帝不仅摆烂，还没有素质 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Historical1.9M WordsCompleted Ying Yi transmigrated into a strange dynasty and became an emperor! But Ying Yi had no desire to be emperor. All he wanted was to find a reasonable way to die and abdicate as soon as possible, so he could go back and inherit his hundreds of billions in wealth! So he set out on a path of nonstop suicide by bad decisions! Politics is all about compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises! The empress dowager wreaking havoc in the harem? He chews her out! The literary, lovesick empress? He chews her o 95.3kReads9.2Score9.5k14d adds

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    Humorous yet elegant [Please follow] Transmigrating to another world with a hidden profession, you could say he's invincible, or you could say he's a complete novice. He's the number one person who values money over life, bearing the name of Asura but is actually the most cowardly chosen one. He unexpectedly wins a big prize and suddenly transmigrates into the body of an emperor. A system descends, and as long as he dies, he can return to his original world. He begins his path of courting death, but unexpectedly, the system doesn't care about martial ethics. Instead, it makes him invincible and extremely funny.

21. 71 恐 Horror Game: I Max Out Affection and Do Whatever I Want 恐怖游戏：加爆好感，我为所欲为 The Old Heavenly Master Is Here老天师在此Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted A horror game descends upon the world! Lin Bei, who has just transmigrated, is unfortunately selected. After entering the horror game, he obtains a System that can raise the affection of every species except humans. And Lin Bei can earn all kinds of rewards from it! Snowfield Phantom instance? [Ding!] [Snow Maiden's affection is maxed out!!] [Golden Treasure Chest's affection is maxed out!!] Blood Sea Evil Spirit Ship instance? [Ding!] [Blood Maiden's affection is maxed out!!] [Blood Sea (one-ki 5.4kReads8.9Score60514d adds
22. 72 我 I’m the Trickster in the Rule-Breaking Horror Tales 我在规则怪谈做老六 Remembering Youth纪念青春Mystery652k WordsCompleted [Complete, with a universally praised ending] [Rebellious Oddball + School Oddball + Lin Chen the Oddball + Comedy + Crazy Antics + The Uncanny + National Fortune + Mental Illness] [Readers say it becomes legendary from the third instance onward] He swaps a hen’s eggs for pebbles and lets her sit on them for half a month, hands sandpaper to his roommate while he’s on the toilet, and buys ten steamed buns for a beggar who asks for money to eat, then watches him finish them… Lin Chen is an oddba 9.3kReads9.4Score1k14d adds
23. 73 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 178.4kReads9.7Score21.5k14d adds
24. 74 惊 A Horror Invasion? Aren’t They All My Minions? 惊悚入侵？这不全是我小弟吗 What's the Deal?怎么事儿Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Horror world + underlings + goofy comedy + hilarious + powerful big shot] (The Horror World wishes you an early death and a quick rebirth. If you don't die, you'll go crazy.) You might not believe this, but while everyone else was struggling desperately in the Horror World, trying to find a sliver of hope for survival, I had already taken control of every shady deal in the Horror World. The Horror World's supernatural alliance. "I'm reporting Chen Qishi by my real name!" Chen Qi, seated at the 101kReads9.2Score9.3k14d adds
25. 75 我 I’m an All-Round Entertainer. Is It Too Much to Have a Few Extra Skills? 我全能艺人，会的多点不过分吧！ Half a Pot of Smoky Gauze半壶烟纱Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Soul transmigration + entertainment industry + all-rounder + System] Gu Hong transmigrates to a parallel world and activates the All-Round Artist Training System. By acting, he can gain the skills of the characters he plays. From then on, he gradually becomes capable of anything, until his talents are exposed on a variety show. Yang Mimi asks in disbelief, “You know how to write songs?” “Just a little!” Liu Tianxian is astonished. “You can pick locks too?” “Just a little!” Bai Lu watches Gu Hon 8.4kReads8.4Score64714d adds
26. 76 末 The Apocalypse: I Drew a Team of God-Tier Traveling Frogs 末世，我抽奖神级旅行青蛙团 We Mere Mortals我等凡人Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.2M WordsCompleted [Farming + daily life + lighthearted fun + building + beast taming = ?] When the apocalypse game arrived, Qin He bound himself to a God-tier Traveling Frog System. He took naming his little frogs very seriously, despite being hopeless at coming up with names. Da Vinci: I have to find a pretty female zombie to be my master's wife. Cheng Yaojin: I bring two axes back from every trip. Is there a problem with that? Ding Chunqiu: As a poison dart frog, I'm a real assassin. Search for items? No, I wan 18.5kReads9.3Score1.9k14d adds
27. 77 你 You’re a Variety Show Star, So Why Is Your Acting This Good? Are You Trying to Get Yourself Killed? 你个综艺咖，演技这么好不要命了 Number One Litter Scooper壹号铲屎官Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Ye Feng, once a movie emperor, transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a background celebrity who barely gets by on variety shows. His “fake” romance with a top-tier starlet is mocked across the internet. And that’s not all. The System he’s bound to is a useless support system that rewards and upgrades him based on the popularity he gets from his haters. “Ding! Reward: god-tier cooking skills.” “Ding! Reward: explosive sprinting power, enough to run 100 meters in just 9 seconds.” “Ding! Re 15kReads8.7Score1k14d adds
28. 78 只 The More Ambitious Your Wish, the More Secure Your Reward 只要愿望许的狠，奖励才能拿的稳 Bao Gungun.包滚滚.Urban605k WordsCompleted Chu Sheng failed the college entrance exam and was forced to return to his Taoist temple to inherit the position of temple master. By a lucky coincidence, he acquired the Wish Tree System and became a walking wish tree. Washed-up actress: “I want to make a comeback.” Chu Sheng: “Start a scandal with me.” Washed-up actor: “I want to make a comeback too.” Chu Sheng: “Kneel and make a wish.” Gang boss: “I want to expand my territory.” Chu Sheng: “Buy a Jeep. It has a high ground clearance.” Soccer 92Reads8.2Score—14d adds

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    Lao Bao's new book is hilarious and full of witty banter. It's better than his previous book, "Gravesite."

29. 79 直 Insulting Me on My Livestream? I'll Read Your Fortune Right Back at You! 直播间骂我？反手推你八字！ Big Dark Cloud大乌云Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Coming of Age, Ensemble Cast, No System, Not a Wish-Fulfillment Novel, Metaphysical and Supernatural] [The short drama adaptation is now available!!!] I’m a lousy fortune-teller, and I’m a streamer too. If you insult me in my livestream, I’ll use your birth details to put your embarrassing secrets on a livestream for the whole internet to see. If another streamer talks bad about me, I’ll help him court good fortune and avoid disaster, and make sure he suffers. I can even diagnose internet cripp 10.7kReads9.0Score98214d adds
30. 80 人 Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统 Steamed Plum Pastry Sauce蒸梅油酥汁Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System 15.9kReads9.6Score2.1k14d adds
31. 81 我 My Wife Is a Hidden Master Assassin 我的老婆是隐世杀手 Tian Chen Himself天晨本尊Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [Old-school writing, one heroine, fake System, traditional style] For no apparent reason, Cheng Yi transmigrated to another world and suddenly found himself with a beautiful wife. But why did something about her feel a little off? What was that sword doing secretly hidden under the bed? “Husband, I heard you went to Yichun Brothel again today?” Cheng Yi swallowed nervously, drenched in cold sweat. “Dear, put down the cleaver you’re hiding behind your back first. It’s dripping with blood. Let me 1.8kReads8.5Score15714d adds

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    If someone says it's funny, you also say it's funny. Don't you guys have any hobbies? Or have you never seen a joke before?

32. 82 让 You Were Supposed to Debut, So How Did You Win the Nation’s Highest Honor? 让你出道，你拿下国家最高荣誉？ Do You Still Need the Bottle?瓶子还要吗Urban3.3M WordsCompleted (The year’s biggest entertainment hit! Variety shows + singing + movies + fighting Japan, Korea, and America!) Li Hedong had just transmigrated when he turned the tables from the start and won the Best Actress! He made his debut on a live-streamed variety show and stunned the entire country! The music industry: “The Seven Heavenly Kings are nothing next to Li Hedong. He’s the eternal god of Chinese pop!” The film industry: “Any movie Li Hedong takes part in is guaranteed to become a classic, eve 23kReads8.9Score2.8k14d adds
33. 83 上 I Donated Spirit Stones Worth a Hundred Million Times Their Value to the Sect, Terrifying the Empress and My Master 上交亿倍灵石入宗，吓坏女帝师尊 Zhan Tian Hen战天痕Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsCompleted Ye Feng transmigrates to the Xuantian Continent, activates the Invincible Spendthrift System, and embarks on an unstoppable path of lavish spending. The head of the Xinghun Sect, Luo Qianxue: “I’m a holy maiden from the Upper Realm. After being ambushed, I was reborn in the lower realm, on the Xuantian Continent. All I want is to cultivate in peace, overcome my tribulation, and return to the Upper Realm as soon as possible. Ye Feng, can you stop squandering our resources? I don’t even want to de 20.4kReads9.3Score2.3k14d adds

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    This is an incredibly entertaining fantasy comedy novel. You'll want to read it all in one go, and you won't stop until you've finished it. The plot is original, the content is rich, and the intricate storylines are fresh and unconventional. You'll want to stay up all night reading it; you absolutely won't be able to stop.

34. 84 斩 Slay the Gods: I’m the Proxy for Big Gray Wolf, and Even Conceptual Gods Are Gods 斩神：代理灰太狼，概念神也是神 Little Little Falling Leaf小小小落叶Male-Channel Fanfiction564k WordsOngoing [Slay the Gods]+ [Mentally Ill Protagonist]+ [Unhinged Comedy]+ [Big Bad Wolf’s Agent]+ [Conceptual Gods Are Gods Too]+ [Woolly]+ [Tom Cat]+ [Doraemon]+ [Who Cares If You Get It? Just Click and Read!] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Chu Ming discovered that he had become a mental patient, and that he shared a doctor with Lin Qiye. Chu Ming was tied tightly to a hospital bed. Doctor Liu: “Sorry, your condition is rather serious. We have to restrain you.” Chu Ming: “I’m r 11kReads8.9Score1.1k14d adds

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    He never imagined he'd actually be stumped by this stupid question, and for a full three years! That's right, he'd been in this God-Slaying World for three whole years, already eighteen years old, yet he hadn't stepped out of this mental hospital even once! Damn it!! Damn it!! Chu Ming cried out inwardly, slumping helplessly in his chair, utterly despondent. At this moment, the bald doctor spoke again: "Well, alright, let's begin the follow-up examination now… Chu Ming, how are you feeling?" Chu Ming: "…I want to die."

35. 85 综 They Put You on a Variety Show to Make Up the Numbers, but You Make a Trillion by Snapping Up Bargains 综艺拿你凑数，你靠捡漏暴赚万亿 No Skipping the Spice不可免辣Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Get rich]+ [One heroine]+ [Variety shows]+ [Feel-good]+ [Antique appraisal]+ [Livestream]+ [Tingquan's antique appraisals] Gu Yan transmigrates to Blue Star and becomes a washed-up D-list celebrity. At his lowest point, he takes someone's place on a celebrity money-making variety show, where he unexpectedly obtains the [Bargain Hunter System]. From then on, Gu Yan's world becomes one giant treasure-hunting market. While other celebrities perform on the street or deliver food, Gu Yan takes Reba 3.1kReads8.3Score24614d adds
36. 86 末 The Scoundrels of the Apocalypse 末日刁民 Ten-Tiered Stupa十阶浮屠Sci-Fi & Apocalypse4.1M WordsCompleted Zombies have appeared, and there is a conspiracy lurking behind them. Everything seems to be under control. Can Chen Guangda uncover the truth? Will it mark the end of an era, or the beginning of one? 594Reads9.0Score—14d adds
37. 87 娱 Showbiz: I Take a Team of Celebrities to Survive on a Deserted Island 娱乐，我带着明星队荒岛求生 Kindergarten Little Train幼儿园小火车Urban1.0M WordsCompleted When Lu Wei wakes up, he discovers that he has transmigrated to a parallel world and is taking part in a survival show on a deserted island with celebrities. He’s also a washed-up pretty boy who used to be a rising star, the kind who’d rush to the hospital over a tiny cut. With his frail constitution, he faints from heatstroke as soon as he sets foot on the island. In such a body, and with no wilderness survival experience at all, Lu Wei is worried he might kick the bucket if he’s not careful. B 19.7kReads9.1Score2.2k14d adds
38. 88 重 After Being Reborn, I Choose to Take It All and Win Over the Campus Beauty 重生后，我选择连吃带拿泡校花 Three Lives Ling Yue三生凌月Urban2.8M WordsOngoing What's the first thing you do when you get a second chance at life? The jerk gritted his teeth and said bitterly, “Get a room!” “Get a room? With who?” “That gorgeous idiot who dragged me off the rooftop in my last life. She owes me!” And then? “Eat her food, drink her drinks, use her money to get a room, and use her money to win over a gorgeous, brilliant senior student.” “She's so smart. Can you actually win her over?” “She taught me how.” “Holy crap! You people are wild. What next?” “Make mon 57.3kReads9.2Score5.3k14d adds

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    Reborn, he takes the naive school beauty to a hotel, eats her food, drinks her drinks, and even makes her pay for the room. He uses her money to support female college students and then uses their money to start a business.

39. 89 开 From the Start: The System Locked Me Up Until I Became Mentally Ill 开局：被系统关成了精神病 A Little Chicken一条幺鸡Eastern Fantasy3.4M WordsOngoing [Invincible + Sword God + beating up the System + fast-paced] Lu Chuan was supposed to transmigrate to a high-martial world, but a screw-up by his goofy System sent him to a world of cultivation instead. To keep its Host from getting killed, the goofy System forcibly locked Lu Chuan away for a hundred thousand years. Unable to find a suitable template for the cultivation world, the goofy System could only have Lu Chuan practice swordsmanship from the high-martial world. A hundred thousand years. 121.5kReads9.0Score9.8k14d adds
40. 90 开 From the Start, I Beheaded Someone at the Market and Gained an Immortal Golden Body 开局菜市场砍头，获得不灭金身 The Sheep Who Loves Eggs爱吃鸡蛋的羊Eastern Fantasy561k WordsOngoing [Everyday life, traits, lighthearted, no angst!] Thanks for the invite. I'm in a fantasy world, and I was dragged to the marketplace to be executed right after I transmigrated. "The hour of execution has arrived. Behead him!" Li Yuan looked at the gleaming blade in the sunlight and closed his eyes. [You have suffered a fatal attack and gained the trait: Indestructible Golden Body!] Clang! The executioner's blade shattered into pieces. Li Yuan rose from the execution platform and smiled at the cr 13Reads8.8Score—14d adds
41. 91 女 The Female CEO's Country-Bumpkin Live-In Son-in-Law 女总裁的山村赘婿 Li Xianyu李闲鱼Urban7.9M WordsCompleted Living off a woman is still a way to make a living, but there’s an art to it. Li Zi’an, a live-in son-in-law from a mountain village, unexpectedly inherits the legacy of Ji Da, a fangshi from the Western Zhou dynasty. With the Great Slacker Furnace at his side, he becomes an expert in medicine, divination, astrology, and physiognomy. Ask for wind, and he’ll give you a tornado. Ask for rain, and he’ll bring a flood. When he lives off a woman, he does it with real style. 37Reads8.6Score—14d adds
42. 92 躺 Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲，系统急了 Open Wide for Candy张嘴吃糖Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea 50.1kReads9.4Score5.1k14d adds
43. 93 反 Anti-Scam Livestream: The Station’s Cells Are Full 反诈直播：所里快蹲不下了 Yi Ezreal一泽瑞尔Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Scammer: Our records show an overseas purchase of 200,000 US dollars on your account. Did you make this purchase yourself? Lu Ze: Yes, I made it myself. What about it? The scammer thought, You sure know how to brag! Lu Ze: I never thought... the fact that I bought weapons overseas would finally come to light! Using his god-tier voice imitation skill, Lu Ze mimics the voices of several underlings, as well as the sound of an AK firing in full auto. The scammer's face turns pale. “I'm calling the p 20.4kReads9.4Score2.2k14d adds
44. 94 绝 Peerless 绝世无双 Heartthrob Cola心动可乐Sports7.2M WordsCompleted What? You’re saying League of Legends is a 5v5 game? Hasn’t it always been a 1v9 game? Xia Xin’s face turned grave… Were we really playing the same game…? This is a lighthearted, fun story with plenty of wish fulfillment, and there’s absolutely nothing upsetting in it. Even if there’s a tiny bit of angst early on, you can read on to the end without worry. It absolutely has a happy ending for everyone!!! Keep reading, and you’ll discover a whole new kind of excitement. 12.2kReads9.0Score81014d adds
45. 95 替 You Want Me to Choose for the Protagonist? Then I Won't Hold Back! 替主角做选择？那我不客气了！ Keep It Up Every Day天天加油Eastern Fantasy807k WordsCompleted [Power Fantasy] [Fresh Premise] [Funny and Lighthearted] [Fast Leveling] [Multiple Heroines] Lin Sheng transmigrates into a fantasy novel as the major villain in the first half of the story. Luckily, he awakens the “Protagonist Life Choices” System! Whenever a chosen protagonist triggers a life event, Lin Sheng gets to make the choice for them! [You’re about to play the hero and rescue a beauty, but a gang of thugs threatens you. Enraged, you decide to, ] [A: Charge in recklessly and fight them! 42.1kReads8.3Score5.6k14d adds

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    It's a lighthearted and entertaining story, without any sense of restraint, and it's incredibly funny.

46. 96 团 The Beloved Little Darling of a Farming Family 团宠农家小奶包 Jiang Yuanyuan姜圆圆Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted Everyone in Xixiang Village knows that the Zhao family recently found a little girl. She’s three years old, chubby and fair-skinned. Everyone says a girl is a burden, but the Zhao family treasures the little one. Later, Zhao Heng, who had been blind, regained his sight. Zhao Xuan, who had been poisoned, was cured. And the Zhao family, nearly ruined by the cost of medical treatment, became a wealthy household. Some people grew envious and snuck over to the Zhao home at midnight to eavesdrop, hopi 8.8kReads9.3Score81514d adds

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    Hilarious lines galore! [Learned it][Admiration] I laughed so hard my abs almost popped out! It's incredibly funny, I could wake up laughing in the middle of the night, I was laughing so hard I was doubled over. One chapter and I was completely blown away! So many laughs! I suspect the author wants to make me laugh myself to death and inherit my Alipay credit card. Every page I turn makes my stomach hurt from laughing. Every scene is hilarious, super stress-relieving!!!

47. 97 娱 Showbiz: Fresh Out of Prison, I’m Caught in a Scandal with the Queen of Pop 娱乐：刚出狱，就和天后闹绯闻 Invincible Under Heaven望天无敌手Urban1.3M WordsCompleted After transmigrating, Jiang Huai is sentenced to a year in prison for using excessive force while saving Shen Qingya, the queen of pop. When he gets out, Shen Qingya personally comes to pick him up and gives him a hug. A reporter captures the moment, shocking the entire internet. Jiang Huai quickly becomes an online celebrity and awakens the “Entertainment Achievement System.” As long as he has enough good-deed points, he can exchange them for all kinds of skills and works through the System. Th 16.2kReads9.1Score1.1k14d adds
48. 98 傅 Mr. Fu, Your Wife Has Gone Fortune-Telling on the Street Again and Again 傅总，您夫人又又又去摆摊算命了 Mu Fufeng木抚风Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + comedy + wish fulfillment] After her master passes away, mystic prodigy Lin Xi comes down from the mountains to set up a fortune-telling stall, earning money while searching for her fiancé. “Master, when will my son meet his destined woman?” Lin Xi: “There’s no destined woman, but there is a destined man.” “Master, I keep dreaming about a ghost. Please get rid of it for me.” Lin Xi: “The ghost is your father. You’ve been visiting the wrong grave. He 63.7kReads9.3Score7.7k14d adds
49. 99 叫 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活 Qing Chen青沉Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 90.1kReads9.2Score9.8k14d adds

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    I laughed so hard I did a 360-degree spin and pooped on the bed.

50. 100 外 Is It Really So Strange for a Delivery Driver to Show Up at a Crime Scene? 外卖员出现在案发现场很合理吧？ Clear Summer Night夏夜晴朗Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [System + crime-solving mystery + one heroine] Food delivery driver Su He accidentally gets caught up in a murder case and binds to a God-Tier Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him a reward! With the System's help, his life starts taking some unexpected turns. “Hello, I need to report a murder. Mingjia Community, Building 1, Unit 2, Apartment 603. Someone's been killed... Yes, I'm safe right now... Two people are dead... The killer? Well, I locked him outside... I had nothing to do with 15.5kReads9.2Score1.7k14d adds

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