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1. 1301 洪 Honghuang: Wholesale Immortal Pills, but You Didn’t Mention the Side Effects 洪荒：仙丹批发商，副作用你不说 Dummy and Cat笨比与猫Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the primordial world, he unexpectedly becomes the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir refined by Taiqing, coveted by every living creature in the land! Fortunately, he becomes Taiqing's disciple and awakens the Good Deeds System. Every elixir he makes becomes ten times more potent. Giving one to someone else earns him a random reward, but could also trigger a random side effect? Xuandu eats an elixir and turns into a little girl? Winged Immortal eats one, his wings grow ten times l 13.6kReads8.9Score1.3k14d adds
2. 1302 惊 Thriller Game: I Really Do Love Helping People 惊悚游戏：我真的乐于助人 Single Weirdo单身怪Mystery2.6M WordsCompleted (Not a single heroine) + (horror game) + (undead knight) + (lighthearted) + (System) + (comedy) + (sweet on the outside, ruthless underneath, and a thief) I write about helping others, but secretly skim profits from the players. There are all kinds of little ghost girls here. The horror game isn’t just about fighting and killing. There’s also a lot of human interaction to deal with. Other players clear levels by risking their lives. The protagonist clears them through connections, with his own g 441Reads8.8Score—14d adds
3. 1303 娱 Showbiz: Juggling Two Kids, a Dad's Showbiz Life 娱乐：一拖二，奶爸的娱乐人生 Gray Wolf Number Five苍狼五号Urban2.1M WordsCompleted Ren Feiyang is a renowned lyricist and composer in Huaxia, a top author on a novel website, a celebrated children’s writer, singer, actor, producer, director, five-star Michelin chef, super dad... Among all these titles, Ren Feiyang has always felt that the most important one is “super dad.” That day, at a live performance of Heavenly Voice, he stunned the entire entertainment industry with a medley of fifty original songs. That day, he met the two most important people in his life: a little gir 3.2kReads8.9Score23714d adds
4. 1304 全 Global: This Priest Is Ripped and Absurdly Strong 全民：这牧师肌肉虬扎，强的离谱 Wang Wugen王五棍Urban997k WordsCompleted [Everyone Changes Class + Priest + Every Punch Lands + No Heroine or One Heroine] Some priests wear cloth armor and wield staffs, then give a mighty shake and heal everyone across the land. But Shi Sanxiang's rugged appearance attracted the strongest Berserker System. The System had no choice but to accept its fate. His teammates, comrades, enemies, and monsters were all stunned. This thing gets bigger the more it fights, and even Ultramen have to call it Daddy? You call that a priest? Shi Sanxi 8.7kReads9.0Score70714d adds
5. 1305 模 I Simulated Crimes a Hundred Thousand Times and Somehow Became a Top Detective 模拟犯罪十万次，我竟成王牌神探 Chilly Early Autumn初秋微寒Mystery1.4M WordsCompleted [Crime Investigation + Crime + Invincible + All-Rounder + Hardcore Detective] A killer capable of committing the perfect crime must also be a master detective. Su Ming should have become the perfect criminal, but instead he aced the entrance exam for the criminal investigation team and chose to stand on the front line of the fight against crime. He has pored over tens of thousands of case files and scrutinized hundreds of millions of cases. In his eyes, every crime is riddled with laughably obvi 81.9kReads9.1Score7.7k14d adds
6. 1306 大 Ming Dynasty: My Years as Zhu Yuanzhang's Heckler 大明，我给老朱当喷子的那些年 Qing Suisui卿岁岁Historical1.4M WordsCompleted If there’s anything you think could be improved, please point it out gently. I’ll make changes. Thank you. The protagonist’s official career: Investigating Censor, Supervising Censor, County Magistrate, Inspecting Censor and Deputy Censor-in-Chief, Censor-in-Chief, Grand Secretary of the Cabinet, Grand Secretary of the Hall of Cautious Diligence and Minister of Personnel. Gu Chen opens his eyes and finds himself in the Hongwu era of the Ming dynasty, as a low-ranking remonstrance official. He ha 49.1kReads9.1Score3.4k14d adds
7. 1307 反 Villain: I Really Didn’t Mean to Get My Master Pregnant! 反派：我真没想让师尊怀孕啊！ Maple Seventh Month枫七月Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsOngoing [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Master] [Empress] [Rebellious Disciple] “Rebellious disciple, rebellious disciple, you’re completely out of your mind!” Faced with his stunning master’s accusations, Chu Xiu shrugs. “Don’t blame your disciple for being heartless. You’re just too alluring, Master. Aren’t villains supposed to do whatever they please and commit every evil imaginable?” In the Firmament Continent, might makes right. After arriving in this world, Chu Xiu came to understand a few things. A 38.3kReads9.1Score3k14d adds
8. 1308 我 I'm Not a Player. I Just Want to Give Handsome Guys a Home 我不是渣，我只是想给帅哥一个家 Mo Cheng Moyu墨城墨语Modern Romance666k WordsCompleted Women like us deserve to read feel-good stories with heroines like this. [No romance pairing + genuine female-oriented wish fulfillment + men competing for her + everyone’s favorite] Inspired by A Miao, the most introverted person in Fujian, and Shunv, the most outgoing person in Fujian, two wonderfully witty authors. If you like their work, babies, give them a follow. A genuine battle of men for the heroine. The heroine is a player early on because she still carries a deceased ideal love in her 3.9kReads9.3Score73714d adds

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   The first book, *My 26 Male Visitors*. The second book, *Bitten by a Five-Step Snake? Don't Panic, Just Take Five Steps Back*. The third book, *The Protagonist Picks Up Food, I Turn the Table: There Are Still More Bad People in the World*.

9. 1309 主 The Protagonist Reaches for a Dish, I Spin the Table: There Are Still More Bad People Than Good 主角夹菜我转桌，世上还是坏人多 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance163k WordsOngoing [Entertainment industry + no romance + patriotism + metaphysics + an entire cast of goofballs + unhinged antics] Chu Sui, eldest daughter of the Chu family in the capital and future successor of Huaguo, was at the peak of her glory when a woman claiming to be a quick transmigration task-taker took over her body for two years. During those two years, the woman entered the entertainment industry and, in order to serve as a foil for the original heroine, Cheng Jin, covered herself in scandals. Rest 288Reads7.8Score10014d adds
10. 1310 帝 The Sword of the Empire 帝国的剑 Luo Ming落螟Eastern Fantasy143k WordsOngoing (No System, swordsmanship genius, god of war, no formulaic tropes, no brainless decisions, no harem) Just when you think you’re different from everyone else, you discover that we’re all just specks of dust adrift in the universe. And just when you think you’re nothing but a speck of dust, you discover someone is gazing intently at you, waiting for you to move forward. That was how Xingluo was pushed onward… 6Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Here are two books for you, as you wish [laughs]

11. 1311 剑 The Sword's Divine Soul 剑之神魂 Luo Ming落螟Eastern Fantasy366k WordsOngoing (No System, a genius swordsman, no cookie-cutter tropes, no childishness, no harem) This guy’s name is Bu Zhi. He somehow ended up in a different world, completely bewildered. He got chased and beaten up, just as bewildered, and somehow started practicing a cultivation technique. Once he’s practiced it until he’s completely bewildered, everyone else will be bewildered too... 49Reads—Score—14d adds
12. 1312 宿 Host, You Love Money This Much? Are You Trying to Get Yourself Killed? 宿主你这么爱钱，不要命啦 Yu Yuyu鱼豫豫Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + Dating Show Livestream + Wacky Comedy + Face-Slapping + System] Gu Zheng transmigrates into a cannon-fodder female supporting character in a male-lead-centric novel and gets bound to a dating System. After much soul-searching, she decides to abandon that so-called empathy and go further and further down the path of unhinged behavior. When faced with the System's astronomical bonus... She slaps her thigh. "I'm in." From then on, the dating show that should have been fu 326Reads9.2Score10314d adds

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    This book is absolutely amazing! [Admiration][Admiration] The female lead is going further and further down the path of madness, it's both hilarious and satisfying, I laughed so hard I was writhing in bed in the middle of the night. I really love the female lead's personality, and the male lead is so good to her, giving her all his assets, it's so touching! The plot is fantastic, you definitely won't regret reading it!!

13. 1313 师 Master, I’ve Protected Your Immortal Bones for a Hundred Years 师尊，你的仙骨我护了百年 Stubborn City Soldier倔强的城市小兵Ancient Romance20k WordsCompleted Master, I’ve protected your immortal bones for a hundred years 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A fantasy cultivation story combined with suspense, it's incredibly good! I hope you all enjoy it!

14. 1314 仙 Life in the Immortal Realm Is Too Hard. Luckily, I Can Go Down to the Mortal World and Throw My Weight Around 仙界太苦，幸好我能下界作威作福 Masked Big Brother Huang蒙面的大黄哥Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted The Immortal Realm is a prison. Once inside, no one can return to the cultivation worlds unless they have surpassed the Immortal Emperor realm. Then one day, Chen Ansheng, a lowly office drone in the Immortal Realm, digs up a stone that can bridge the gulf between heaven and earth, allowing him to descend to countless worlds in the form of an immortal. From that day on, Chen Ansheng can’t help but sigh: “I wasted the first half of my life. It was only after coming to the lower realms that I lear 8.6kReads8.3Score89814d adds
15. 1315 我 I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年 I've Got a Rebellious Streak我这一身反骨啊Eastern Fantasy403k WordsCompleted I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire. 372Reads6.3Score3614d adds

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    This is absolutely hilarious! It's incredibly funny, the opening is addictive, and the laughs just keep coming! The protagonist, Lao Liu, is also a ruthless bandit, constantly pulling off all sorts of outrageous antics. He's incredibly entertaining, no substitutes needed!

16. 1316 红 The Three Treasures of the Mortal World 红尘三宝 Heavenly Demon Great King天妖大魔王Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted What should you do when the Immortal Realm is being kept as livestock by aliens? The Celestial Worthy of Primordial Beginning borrows a soul from the Ancestral Star. Beauties of every kind arrive one after another. He cultivates alongside his wife, braves the mortal world, breaks through the void, refines chaos, and saves countless worlds! 98Reads8.8Score—14d adds

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    Classic work, bestselling online novel!

17. 1317 当 My First Day as a Plant, and I Tore Into a Toxic Positivity Variety Show 当托第一天，我怼翻了毒鸡汤综艺节目 The Octopus Guy魔人章鱼哥Urban115k WordsOngoing [Become an all-around superstar by verbally taking people down!] For the sake of ratings, a dating show is actually promoting toxic platitudes all over the program! One mind-numbing, worldview-twisting piece of toxic advice after another keeps appearing! Misleading the public like this is bound to do endless harm! Su Xuan transmigrates into the show and happens to become one of its male guests, a plant. “Ding! Entertainment Comeback System fully loaded!” “Mission: Take down the dating show and i 34Reads5.5Score—14d adds

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    🌴🌴Here lies a wondrous world beyond your imagination! Come explore this magical and exquisite novel! 📚📚It will absolutely make you cry your eyes out, yet you'll be unable to put it down. 🌴🌴A landslide of comedy! Open it and you're on a one-way trip, but rest assured, it'll be the kind of laugh-out-loud experience! 🌊😆

18. 1318 玄 Xuanhuan: My Sect Is Unrivaled 玄幻：我的宗门强无敌 Mengmeng Loves Vinegar梦梦爱吃醋Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [Sect Building + Invincible + Lighthearted + Passionate + Comedy + Feel-Good] The sect is on the brink of destruction after the death of its master and the betrayal of its senior disciple. At this moment of crisis, Lin Tian awakens the Super Sect System and becomes the new sect leader of Lintian Sect. “Heavenly Dao Sacred Physique, Spirit Qi Hall, magical artifacts and treasures, cultivation level-ups…” With the System's thoughtful rewards, Lin Tian's cultivation soars. The dilapidated sect come 25.8kReads8.8Score3.4k14d adds
19. 1319 玄 Xuanhuan: I'm the Ultimate Villain 玄幻：我是超级大反派 Cool Heart凉心Eastern Fantasy2.8M WordsOngoing Lu Wuchen transmigrates and becomes a prince of the Shanhai Immortal Dynasty in the Great Thousand Dao Domain. He possesses a Dao Bone, exceptional talent, and a handsome face. By all appearances, he's someone blessed with incredible fortune. But after absorbing his memories, he discovers that things are completely different from what he expected. At three, he stole someone else's Dao Bone. At eight, he seized a dynasty's fortune. At thirteen, he crippled the protagonist's father... This is 12.7kReads9.0Score96314d adds
20. 1320 玄 Xuanhuan: After Pretending to Be Useless for Three Years, I Strike and Become Invincible 玄幻：装了三年废物，出手就无敌 Young Master Zhang Ming张明公子Eastern Fantasy7.0M WordsOngoing [Invincible, passionate, ruthless, highly recommended!] Ten years as a useless nobody, then one move makes the whole world know his name! Three years ago, Chu Yun joined the Taixuan Sect as a good-for-nothing and endured endless humiliation. Three years later, he destroys sects, tramples prodigies, slays gods and demons, and reigns supreme for all eternity! Chu Yun: “I may not make a move, but when I do, blood will flow!” Cultivation techniques? Martial skills? Artifact crafting? Alchemy? “Sorry 19.6kReads8.7Score1.6k14d adds
21. 1321 都 Urban: The Icy School Beauty Calls Me Young Master 都市：高冷校花喊我少爷 The Real Jiya季犽本犽Urban1.1M WordsOngoing [Urban power fantasy + invincible protagonist + clever plotting + everyone misreads him] [The protagonist spends the first dozen or so chapters growing into the role of a young master. After that, it gets wildly satisfying!] On the surface, Gu Qiu is an ordinary student at A City University. Behind the scenes, however, he is the man at the helm of countless top powers around the world. But Gu Qiu has no idea at first, not until his gold-digging girlfriend breaks up with him... The aloof campus b 23.2kReads9.2Score3.7k14d adds
22. 1322 仙 The Immortal Emperor Returns to the City 仙帝回归都市 Fat Chrysanthemum胖菊Urban2.5M WordsOngoing The Immortal Emperor returns to Earth, and to his surprise, his cultivation remains intact. After going through untold hardships to find his beloved wife, he discovers that she is actually... Author Pang Ju brings you a different kind of urban Immortal Emperor story. 166Reads8.6Score—14d adds
23. 1323 出 After Prison: The Movie Star's Wife Became the Haters' Number One 出狱后：影帝夫人成了黑粉头头 Silver Brocade银锦Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After spending thirteen years in prison, she was reborn. When she opened her eyes, she was back at the time when the entire internet hated her. If you can’t beat them, join them. Before she knew it, she’d become the head of the antis. Antis Group One: “Boss, Yu Yuan’s causing trouble again. Should we go after her?” Yu Yuan: “Go after her for what? Did we get paid this time? Even antis have professional standards. We’re not working for free!” Antis Group Two: “Boss, the CP fans are shipping Yu Yu 14.4kReads9.4Score2.1k14d adds

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    They're all hilarious; you'll laugh out loud watching them late at night.

24. 1324 沙 The Goofy Girl Is Both Gorgeous and Daring 沙雕女她又美又飒 No More Pretending to Be an Innocent Little White Flower不装清纯小白花Modern Romance510k WordsCompleted Written on a whim, written on a whim, written on a whim. Read with caution, read with caution, read with caution. [Two strong leads, both sexually inexperienced, showbiz, wealthy families] [Totally fictional! Totally fictional! Totally fictional! We’re saying it three times because it’s important!] Jian Mingyue goes undercover in showbiz to carry out a mission and becomes a confirmed hot-search magnet! She trends after getting into a fight with a top-tier star in the middle of the night? She tel 338Reads9.1Score10014d adds
25. 1325 我 I’m Mentally Ill, and I Was Dragged into the Heavenly Court Chat Group 我，精神病，被拉入天庭聊天群 Wacky Bear · Grandpa Hui搞怪熊·慧爷Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy + invincible protagonist + all kinds of twists + the Myriad Worlds + unhinged!] Bai Ye: a man with three distinct personalities, a mental illness, an extremely dangerous individual, and the heir to a top-tier tycoon family! He is currently confined in Qingshan Mental Hospital, which is owned by his family! [Bai Ye’s primary personality, codename “Childlike Innocence,” is always getting carried away...] [Second personality, codename “Evil Doctor,” enjoys dissecting people...] [Third perso 2.5kReads9.4Score35014d adds
26. 1326 重 Restarting the Timeline 重启时间线 Dreamlike Starry Sky梦影星空Urban1.9M WordsCompleted What exactly is time? Is it defined on a macroscopic level, or a microscopic one? And can time be reversed? After saving a girl in a car accident, Su Ran finds that time has become an illusion for him. Misfortune and disaster follow one after another. After countless futile attempts to destroy himself, where can he find truth and redemption? “If there’s only a one-in-ten-thousand chance, then I’ll seize the last 0.01% possibility within that one-in-ten-thousand.” [Warning! An interdimensional ga 661Reads8.1Score10114d adds

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    The author of this book... I'm so upset, I could cry.

27. 1327 开 From the Start, I Accompanied Stephen Chow to Audition for TVB 开局陪星爷考TVB Uncle Sells His Body, Not His Talent大叔卖身不卖艺Urban436k WordsOngoing The story of Chen Mo, Xing Zai, and Wei Zai. Stephen Chow teaches Chen Mo how to make movies, and how to do kung fu and women's soccer. I wouldn't dare hope for a gift. Please just use your fingers to leave a review and ask for an update. Thank you so much. 43Reads8.3Score214d adds

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    Super hilarious! If this girl is lying, she'll be a widow for eight out of nine lifetimes, and in one more lifetime she'll be beaten up. Even after eight lifetimes, the cycle continues, and her period will come four weeks a month. Fifty dollars for four, they get bigger and bigger as you watch. You feel pressured, I feel pressured too. After watching four, I'll work even harder! [Smirk]

28. 1328 李 Li Zhi: With the Help of a Transmigrator, I Overthrow the Tang Dynasty! 李治：靠着穿越者，我推翻大唐！ I Came Back to Life in 20232023我复活了Eastern Fantasy263k WordsCompleted [Seppuku!] Life is hard enough as it is. All I can do is read novels to relax! Transmigrator One: “A waterfall plunges three thousand feet, and I forgot to bring toilet paper!” Transmigrator Two: “Good sir, did you transmigrate here too?” Transmigrator One: “You too? A fellow countryman?” Li Zhi approaches with a beaming smile: “You two, what do you mean by ‘transmigrate’? Anyway, I have a little black room that’s been ready for you both for quite some time. After you!” The transmigrators: “You’ 9Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This could have been better, leaning towards humor and political intrigue.

29. 1329 给 I Was Just Keeping My Sister Company at School, Then I Accidentally Became Invincible 给妹妹陪读的我，不小心无敌了 Nameless End断末无铭Urban3.4M WordsOngoing [Superpowers] + [School Life] + [Passionate] + [Defend the Homeland] + [Aloof Protagonist Who Dotes on His Little Sister] In his previous life, Zhong Yuan watched helplessly as his sister fought desperately against monsters, only to meet her tragic end. When he opened his eyes again, a mysterious golden coffin had sent him back four years and given him a special ability: a 100% success rate when absorbing the abilities of other races, with the potential to reach the highest level. Four years ago 19kReads8.9Score1.9k14d adds

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    This book is absolutely essential reading! The plot is incredibly tight, with no wasted words whatsoever. Reading it is like riding a rollercoaster, with one thrill after another. Every time there's a crucial plot twist, your heart races—the excitement is incredible. You simply can't put it down! If you're looking for something to read, you absolutely must check this out; it's guaranteed to satisfy your reading cravings!

30. 1330 撷 The Journey to Win Your Heart 撷君行 Stay Together Forever常相守Eastern Fantasy201k WordsOngoing Time’s wheels roll ever onward into the mid-Tang era. On this land shrouded by evil spirits, the people suffer while no one comes to their aid. Only Sun A Shi, the Medicine King, leads his disciples in searching for the secret to driving the evil spirits away. Three couples among the Medicine King’s disciples, Jiang Ze and Jiegeng, Gancao and Guizhi, and Doukou and Didi, hold fast to their faith in battle and never give up in the face of hardship. Like dancers, they weave love and hate into a ma 126Reads—Score—14d adds

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    "I wish you would gather more of these, for they are the most cherished symbol of longing": *Xie Xie Jun Xing* is another masterpiece of alternate history epic, following *Chang'an's Lychees* and *Taibai Jinxing is a Bit Annoying*. The story begins in the absurdity of the late Tang Dynasty. While lacking the life experience of author Ma Boyong, it presents the characters of the three realms—immortals, humans, and demons—from the perspective of ordinary working people, revealing each character's inner monologue rather than a rigid good-versus-evil narrative! It truly interprets the line between right and wrong as simply a matter of perspective, making each character a significant figure in the annals of history. @Ma Boyong

31. 1331 满 Surrounded by Treacherous Officials, I Somehow Became the Most Foolish Emperor in History 满朝奸臣：我竟昏成千古一帝 Mandarin Oranges砂糖橘子Historical1.4M WordsCompleted Ying Yuan transmigrated to another world and became the emperor of Great Qin. He thought his happy days were about to begin. Instead, his entire court was full of treacherous ministers! On the left, Chancellor Qin Hui; on the right, Chancellor Cai Jing. Minister of Rites Yan Song, Minister of Personnel Li Linfu, and Minister of War Cao Cao. Minister of Revenue He Shen, Minister of Justice Lai Junchen, and Minister of Works Sima Yi. Wei Zhongxian of the Eastern Depot, Yu Huatian of the Western De 15kReads9.0Score1.5k14d adds

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    [Top Post][Top Post][Top Post] I know how to do this! I'm the master of comedic writing. Just look at the titles, the sheer absurdity is palpable. The first book is an invincible novel; the protagonist is the favored son of Heaven, but the skills Heaven gives him are rather unconventional. Getting pregnant just by listening to music? Or is it a dog-headed cloud instead of a somersault cloud? Discover all sorts of absurd skills. The second book features a game master who designs and gets caught in every game he plays. He has an innate tea-drinking physique, earning him the nickname "Tea-Drinking Saint Son." The last book needs no introduction, just read it! [Smirk][Smirk][Smirk]

32. 1332 亮 Bright Sword: Lucky Me, I’ve Reached the Japanese Stronghold 亮剑：锦鲤啊，打到鬼子大本营了 Words Love Cigarettes字爱香烟Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Wang Hao is an office worker and fishing enthusiast who transmigrates to the War of Resistance battlefield, where he doesn’t know how to do a thing. What he doesn’t realize is that he has the combined luck of a lucky koi and a total good-luck charm. He goes out fishing and somehow hooks a beautiful Japanese intelligence agent, exposing a Japanese spy network infiltrated into the base area. He goes up the mountain to hunt and somehow takes out a Japanese sniper team and kills a lieutenant colonel 15.6kReads8.9Score1.1k14d adds

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    A humorous piece filled with witty remarks. You can always trust the fishing expert, because he's the only one who never comes away empty-handed [facepalm].

33. 1333 苟 Biding My Time in the General's Manor 苟在将军府 w Ziwuw子乌Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Xia Heng transmigrated into a romance novel she had once relentlessly mocked. Then she discovered that The lovesick heroine had a fortune at her fingertips! The unhinged hero had secured the throne! The background male character was unbeatable! And Xia Heng herself, a sacrificial extra who was supposed to die from the start, was constantly testing the limits of the main cast! Xia Heng: Thanks for asking. I just want to stay alive! 12.4kReads9.0Score97614d adds

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    Heartwarming and funny stories, not enough, not enough at all!

34. 1334 大 A Tale of Western Qin 大话西秦 The Strange Tales Archive怪谈档案馆304k WordsCompleted With humorous, witty prose and a gossipy archaeological flair, this book chats about the mighty Qin Dynasty, from the lowly “Stable Master” to the First Emperor, tracing its rise and fall! It includes all my favorite battles in which Qin went on the offensive or defended itself against other states. I originally planned to start writing this book next year, since historical sources are incredibly hard to find, and what I could find online was scattered all over the place. Fortunately, AI is here 25Reads—Score—14d adds

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    [When History Meets Stand-up Comedy: A Time-Traveling Roast Extravaganza] Opening this book, *The Great Qin Drama Master Manual*, is like stepping into the backstage of a Qin Dynasty version of Deyun Club (a famous Chinese comedy troupe). The wheels of history, as they roll over bamboo slips, don't just kick up dust, but rather the dry humor of comedians. The author, with the sharp wit of a contemporary stand-up comedian, rewrites the story of a small western kingdom's rise to power three thousand years ago into a hilarious sitcom. Starting with the ceremony of King Xiao of Zhou bestowing the surname "Ying" upon his fiefdom, every historical turning point is sprinkled with stand-up comedy: the piece of yellow earth granted by the Zhou emperor is mocked as "the earliest start-up capital," Fei Zi's horse-raising KPIs are comparable to those of a 996 work culture, and Shang Yang's reforms are a veritable ancient version of *Qipa Talk*. Even the mystical phenomenon of smoke rising from Qin Shi Huang's ancestral tombs is deconstructed as "the ancestors making venture capital in the field of feng shui." The book's portrayal of Bai Qi is a visual feast, with the smoke of the Battle of Changping punctuated by absurd, bullet-screen-like scenes: "Comrade Zhao Kuo put military strategy into practice what it means to be a 'paper strategist'," and "400,000 surrendered soldiers collectively experience a buffet in a Qin Dynasty-style military camp." This deconstruction isn't a desecration of history, but rather a use of youthful narrative language to break through the ice of time, allowing those textbook symbols to flow with the warmth of flesh and blood once more. When we see Qin Er Shi (Hu Hai) holding a (a satirical event) in Xianyang Palace, detailing his father's "unfinished projects," we are suddenly struck by the realization that the historical cycle had already been foreshadowed by the ancients through dark humor. Behind this playfulness lies the author's ambition—to demystify the power game amidst laughter, and to embed the code of civilization's inheritance within the jokes. After all, true historical weight sometimes requires a light touch to awaken it!

35. 1335 我 I’m a Demon, So What? 我是妖族我怕谁 Red Persimmon from the Departed City离城红柿Eastern Fantasy111k WordsOngoing Cultivators drain the marrow from demons and kill them for their cores, all so they can live as long as heaven and earth. Is that truly only natural? The demon race has something to say! The Demon Emperor takes over a little Teddy, commands the demon race, beats up the Cultivation Alliance, and kicks mech warriors to the curb. He clears the demon race’s name, drives out the cultivators, and restores the world to what it should be. No harem, no womanizing, no System, no invincibility, anti-cultiv —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A novel should have a story, logic, and a touch of lighthearted humor.

36. 1336 老 Ancestor, If You Don't Come Down the Mountain Soon, Your Bloodline Ends Here 老祖，再不下山，你就绝后了 The Moon Wants to Shine月亮要发光Urban2.0M WordsCompleted Daoist priest Chen Yang was Zhang Sanfeng’s direct disciple in the late Southern Song dynasty. He has lived for 800 years, growing more powerful once every century. He can’t die even when he wants to, and life has lost all its pleasures. He can only retreat into a remote mountain temple and put himself into a deep, self-imposed sleep. One day, his disciple Chen Qingzhi kneels and begs his master, Chen Yang, to come down from the mountain… Also known as The Patriarch, If You Don’t Come Down Soo 26kReads8.2Score2k14d adds

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    Super exciting, hilarious and unbelievable, lighthearted and enjoyable, a real treat to watch!

37. 1337 怪 Strange Tales Livestream! 怪谈直播间！ Stone Giant Monster石头巨怪Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted Welcome to the Rules of the Strange. This is a battle of blood and fire, a test of wit and courage. The power of words cannot be resisted, and the eerie rules must not be broken. In a seemingly hopeless situation, find the one correct answer, break free of your constraints, and search for a way to survive. 173.8kReads9.7Score17.6k14d adds
38. 1338 我 I Keep Offering Poisonous Schemes, and the Empress Calls Me the Living King of Hell 我屡献毒计，女帝直呼活阎王 A Little Crooked有点歪Historical2.9M WordsCompleted Empress: “The remnants of the previous dynasty keep causing trouble. Do you have any good ideas, Minister Lu?” Lu Duo: “Your Majesty could announce to the realm that a shrine will be built for the former imperial family, with a monument erected so their surviving followers can come pay their respects. Then, in the name of benevolence and righteousness, grant them titles as a sign of respect.” “Once they're all gathered, set the place on fire and burn them alive.” Empress: “Three ministers have b 18.1kReads8.3Score1.9k14d adds

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    For the funniest stuff, check out my recommendations.

39. 1339 转 Reincarnated as a Pile of Shit 转生成为一坨翔 A Sword's Courage, a Zither's Heart, and Books for Bones剑胆琴心书为骨6k WordsCompleted Reincarnated as a Pile of Shit —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Highly recommended! Every single one of these books is a heavyweight! Those who haven't tried it absolutely must read it, and those who have should read it even more – the more you savor it, the richer the flavor becomes! [Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up]

40. 1340 璃 Liyue Son-in-Law: I, Drax, Join the Group Chat 璃月赘婿：我朵拉克斯加入群聊 Leader of the Sky-Blasting Gang, Dorax炸天帮帮主朵拉克斯Anime Fanfiction335k WordsCompleted Absurd comedy: the real Genshin Impact. The Genshin Impact you play is fake (ง •̀_•́)ง In Liyue Harbor, Ningguang is celebrating her thirtieth birthday. Ningguang: It's my birthday, and all you give me is one Mora? Zhongli: This is what Dvalin gave me back in the day... “Shut up!” “How dare you even mention the name of Lord Rex Lapis?” Ningguang slapped Zhongli across the face. “You're nothing but a live-in son-in-law of the Ning family!” Xiao: “What? You dared to hit Lord Rex Lapis!” Ningguang: 108Reads6.5Score—14d adds
41. 1341 谁 Who Told Him to Raise a Corpse King?! 谁让他养尸王的！ The Electric Pigeon Cat发电的鸽子猫Sci-Fi & Apocalypse231k WordsOngoing [Apocalypse + Lighthearted Comedy + Meme References + Power Fantasy] Fake Corpse King Arno (zombie): Planning, hiding, ambushing, and low blows. Real Corpse King Yang Yi (human): Virtue in the shoulders, talent in the back, benevolence in the chest, and a three-seven split (I punch three times, you get seven days to live). Yang Yi: “Heh heh heh! Zombies! How could fake evolution and mechanical ascension compare to my body, tempered through a thousand trials!” Arno: “Just a mindless stat-stick, t —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This author is truly a tentacle monster; I've never seen him break a muscle. He's always bouncing around, I wonder what he's thinking. Does he even have any wrinkles?

42. 1342 转 Reincarnated as Yang Mi's Great-Uncle, I Teach the Entertainment Industry the Law Firsthand 转生杨蜜舅老爷，亲身普法娱乐圈 A Burp Lost Its Way and Became a Fart打嗝是屁迷了路Urban370k WordsOngoing After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei became Yang Mi's great-great-uncle. Now retired, he had only one little wish: to use his own abilities to break into showbiz and become a star. From then on, the whole entertainment industry took a bizarre turn. On the first day of the variety show, he slaughtered a pig with his bare hands and got covered in blood, making the scene look like a crime scene. On the second day, he drew on the spot. Drawing U.S. dollars was one thing, but his portrai 193Reads8.8Score—14d adds

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    These three are on my bookshelf. I'm too lazy to say more; just read them yourself. They're all comedies.

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