Funny Stories Full of Memorable Quotes, Lots of Chapters, All Here and Frequently Updated 搞笑文,金句频频,章数多,都在这,经常更新
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The Tyrant Goes Mad When His Bride Is Stolen, and I Go Wild 新婚日被抢,暴君发癫我发疯
[A tyrant who can read minds + a sharp-tongued heroine + two utterly unhinged opponents, one-on-one, both leads are each other’s first] After transmigrating into a mission, Qi Miao was against it from the start. Being a ghost was way more fun than being alive, but if she didn’t complete the mission, her soul would be obliterated. To save her own skin, she came up with a plan on the spot. Wasn’t she just supposed to avenge the original owner? Wasn’t she just supposed to punish her birth family an
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Merged with a Computer: My Skills Are Pretty Unorthodox 融合电脑:我的技能不正经
Programmer Song Wennuan was fixing a bug during a thunderstorm when lightning struck him, transmigrating him to Blue Star, where everyone can awaken supernatural abilities. His destiny was damaged, leaving him unable to awaken an ability, but he discovered that he had merged with a computer. [Copy] lets him make unlimited copies of elemental stones, treasures, and rare natural resources; [Cut] lets him steal things from a distance with deft hands, leaving no trace; [Virus Scan] purges toxins and
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- 153 Terrible News from the High Martial World 高武圈传来噩耗 [Utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged! + broke protagonist] “I cultivate naturally.” “Is there any medicine with fewer side effects?” “Can’t be helped. Just take two shots! If you get side effects, we’ll stop after that!” “I’ll take two more shots today. They’re for different areas, so the side effects probably won’t sta 340.4kReads9.4Score33.3k14d adds
- 154 He's This Shameless? And He Calls Himself a Cultivator? 他这么贱,真是修仙之人? [Lighthearted Cultivation] [Ensemble Cast] [Steady Pacing] [If you mind joining the sect only to shovel manure, proceed with caution] The Daode Sect opened its doors to new disciples, and Xu Ye drew widespread attention with his innate sword spirit root. Unexpectedly, both sworn brothers who had traveled with him also possessed innate sword spirit roots. The Daode Sect rejoiced, convinced its future was bright. But after the three entered the sect, it was thrown into chaos, and peace was a thing 17.9kReads7.6Score2.2k14d adds
- 155 EN Martial God Asura 修罗武神 As for potential, I may not be a genius, but I can master profound arts and martial techniques without a teacher. As for strength, no matter how many treasures you possess, you still cannot match my army of World Spirits. Who am I? The people of the world see me as an asura, but they don’t know that I used the asura path to become a Martial God. 132.5kReads8.7Score6k14d adds
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I Was Driving a Taxi When I Blundered Onto a Racetrack, Live on National TV 开出租的我闯进赛道,被全国直播
[See Through the Campus Belle + Boss Who Rips People Off + Rules Reversed + Divine Inventions + Salvage a World + Sensory Swapping + Refuse to Lend the Car + Explain the Qin Dynasty + Top-Tier Star Big Brother + Endless Fallback Boyfriends + Past Lives + Two Hundred Streamers + Divine-Level Secrecy + High-Status Identity + Unusual Breakup + Extreme Red Envelopes] After returning to age eighteen, Lin Bei misses the Gaokao, the exam that could have changed his life. He also doesn't want to work in
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- 157 EN Apotheosis 百炼成神 After a family power struggle left him fallen from the position of heir to a lowly family servant, Luo Zheng unexpectedly obtained an ancient art of weapon forging. He would make his body a weapon and his spirit its soul, tempering himself again and again until he forged himself into a god! His path to turning his fate around began with taking a beating. Powerful factions vied for supremacy, and the clans fought for dominance as the winds of change began to blow. With a body forged into a magica 3.9kReads8.5Score57614d adds
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The Capital's Greatest Detective: You Call This a Lackey? 京城第一神捕,你管这叫狗腿子?
After passing the graduate school entrance exam, Xu Qing finally landed the stable government job he had always dreamed of. Only, this job was a little different from what he had imagined. He had transmigrated into the body of a constable who had just died. What's more, a tall, handsome female constable with elegant brows and bright, starry eyes took a liking to him and picked him to serve under her. Xu Qing had intended to refuse. That is, until he saw the female constable casually snap a stone
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- 159 I Feed Demons with My Own Body in the Demon Suppression Bureau 我在镇魔司以身饲魔 [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 68.7kReads9.3Score6.7k14d adds
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Slay the Gods: China's Ancient Gods Return, with Fuxi's Disc from the Start 斩神:华夏古神归位,开局伏羲盘
[This book is ridiculously funny. Bring some tissues, just in case you wet yourself] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Su Yan discovers that he has become Lin Qiye's classmate. He's right in the heart of Cangnan's vortex, and he's even eaten his aunt's eggs. The mortality rate is astonishing. As someone who transmigrated, how is Su Yan supposed to survive? Luckily, he becomes Fuxi's proxy, with an ever-changing array of abilities. Twelve Zodiac Rings: Control twelve kinds of
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- 161 The Yellow Emperor’s Secret 黄帝秘藏 With a blood-written deed on my body, I fought hungry dogs for food. In the bitter cold of winter, I was about to be beaten to death on the frozen ground, until someone stood before me and told me I was a dragon in the art of feng shui... 14.2kReads8.9Score59214d adds
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I Awakened a Pen from the Start, and You Call That Good-for-Nothing? 开局觉醒一支笔,你管这叫废柴?
He transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a supernatural ability in the form of a calligraphy brush. What should he do? Easy! Write the character for fire, set a mountain ablaze, and spend the rest of your life behind bars! Write the character for wind, charge ahead without hesitation, and become the happiest wind swordsman around! Write the character for thunder, and use an anti-aircraft cannon to swat a mosquito. Now that's satisfying! What? He can also bring the imagery of poems to lif
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- 163 The Killing Game: I'm Really Done Being Human 杀戮游戏:我真的不做人了 [Violent aesthetics + decisive killing + wild imagination] A killing game swept across the world. Lin Jiu gained a special talent: Corpse Sacrifice. From then on, he went completely off the rails on the path to becoming a monster! [Sacrifice successful. You have gained the skill: Blink] [Sacrifice successful. You have gained the skill: Freakish Hand] [Sacrifice successful. You have gained the skill: Kidney Punch] Hey, beauty, don’t run! Let me stab you once! Hey, catgirl, slow down. It’d be such 468Reads8.9Score10114d adds
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A Common Man Takes the Stage 匹夫驾到
(Signed for print publication) (One heroine, no System, not a power fantasy, Chinese-style supernatural abilities) Among the infinite parallel worlds, there is a special world called Nanke, and a special group of people known as Calamity Exorcists. They soar through the skies and burrow underground, know the past and present, and travel between parallel worlds in different eras to carry out missions. A young man who calls himself a commoner is chosen by fate to enter Nanke’s mysterious academy,
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I Thought You Were My Mortal Enemy. Why Do You Want to Get Into My Bed? 我拿你当死对头,你想钻我被窝?
[Hilarious, Everyone's Favorite + Entertainment Industry + Two Top-Tier Stars + Sweet Romance + Mutual Salvation] Top-tier starlet Jiang Wannian was born with a pair of fox eyes, bright and bewitching, beautiful enough to steal anyone's soul. She has one sworn enemy she hates more than anyone: Shen Wang, a legendary top-tier star whom countless fans worship like a god. They appear together for the first time on a variety show livestream. Shen Wang loses a game, and the host makes him call the fi
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- 166 Spiritual Qi Revival: This Person's Beast Soul Evolves at an Incredible Speed 灵气复苏:这人的兽魂进化太快了 [Comedy + urban life + academy + cultivation + ferocious beasts + secret realms] Lin Bei wakes up to find he has transmigrated to a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. Here, powerful ferocious beasts roam, and martial artists wield beast souls. Lin Bei binds himself to a daily sign-in mission System. Ask who's the biggest hotshot in Lin City, and they'll tell you: the Old Yin King of No. 5 High School. He gets a giant brick as a reward from the start. Just see if I won't smack you wit 25.5kReads9.0Score2.2k14d adds
- 167 So What If I Awaken as a Scholar? I'll Just Switch Classes to Confucian Sword Immortal 觉醒书生又如何?直接转职儒剑仙 The gates to another world swing wide open, and countless alien races invade Earth. Humans can only gain immense power by awakening to various professions. Every country in the world has its own signature professions. Japan’s [Ninja] and [Onmyoji] shine brightly! India’s [Snake Tamers] and [Deity Worshippers] dominate the scene! Iron Man, the Hulk, mages, knights... Only China’s [Scholar] is the weakest, becoming the laughingstock of billions... Fang Mu awakens with the [Book Immortal] System an 1kReads8.8Score10914d adds
- 168 Run! Wei Zheng Is Bringing His Son to Court! 快跑,魏征扛着他儿子上朝了! Year Seven of the Zhenguan era. A thunderous boom sounded in the sky, and I transmigrated into Wei Shuyu. As Wei Zheng's beloved son, shouldn't I help my father with his troubles? Li Shimin secretly hiding spending money? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out. Li Shimin wanting to take a concubine? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out. Li Shimin wanting to lead a personal campaign? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out... In short, whatever Li Shimin does, we oppose it. That's how you earn a reput 22.9kReads9.0Score2.7k14d adds
- 169 They Took Me for a Simp from the Start, So I Confessed to the Reborn Empress 开局被当舔狗,反手表白重生女帝 [Spiritual qi revival + campus belle + High Martial + empress + growth-oriented + multiple heroines] After transmigrating into a world undergoing a spiritual qi revival, Shen Xingyu finds humanity in dire straits as alien races invade. Everyone can awaken a talent and become a spirit martial artist. From the start, he is bound to the strongest support System. As long as he completes the bizarre tasks it assigns, he can earn all kinds of rewards. His beginner task is to randomly confess to a pass 73.4kReads8.0Score10.2k14d adds
- 170 EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 334.8kReads9.7Score42.8k14d adds
- 171 Enlisting as a Military Policeman: Do I Need to Retire Early? 入伍当纠察,需要提前退伍? [Modern Military + No System] Jiang Xiaolong had just transmigrated when he found himself in a recruit camp. He had planned to lie flat for two years, then inherit the family business, but unexpectedly, he was assigned to the military police... “Brother Long, where’s a good place for new recruits to be assigned after training?” “Logistics, the motor company, or the maintenance unit would all be fine. Just don’t get assigned to the military police.” “Why not?” “Never heard that the military polic 6.3kReads9.2Score46514d adds
- 172 A Rich Second-Generation Heir Stole My Girlfriend. Just Watch How I Get Revenge! 富二代抢我女朋友,看我怎么复仇! A rich kid stole my girlfriend. Just watch how I get my revenge! 417Reads—Score214d adds
- 173 The Empress Is Shocked: I’m the Demon Lord, and I’m Freaking Out 开局震惊女帝:身为魔尊的我方了 [Xuanhuan + System + Female Emperor] Xiao Han transmigrated to the Xuanxuan Continent and activated a lottery System from the start. His very first draw won him the Void Dao Body. The Void Dao Body contains the aura of the Heavenly Dao's laws. A single breath of it can grant ordinary people immortality and ageless beauty. A single breath can help cultivators understand the laws and increase their cultivation. Empress Hanyue: “What? One kiss from him, and I broke through?” Hearing the news, holy 1.7kReads8.8Score15614d adds
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Born of a Corpse, Carried in a Ghost's Coffin 尸生子,鬼抬棺
In ancient, remote places, all kinds of strange and terrifying things are bound to happen. And these things happen around Hua Jiunan. In fact, Hua Jiunan is part of them. For instance, he was born from a corpse!
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After Prison, I Picked Up a CEO 出狱后,捡漏一个总裁
After Getting Out of Prison, I Stumbled Upon a CEO
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- 176 My Wife Turned into a Cat and Cheated with the Neighboring Tomcat, So I’m Changing Its Sex! 老婆变猫出轨隔壁老王,老子给它变性! My wife turned into a cat and cheated on me with the neighbor. I’ll make it undergo gender reassignment! 38Reads—Score—14d adds
- 177 EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派:我的弟弟是天选之子 "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 342.2kReads9.5Score38.6k14d adds
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I’m a Hero, but I’ve Ended Up on the Streets, Kept by the Demon King 英雄的我流落街头,被魔王包养了
[Everyday life] [One heroine] [Plenty of sweetness] “My name is Lin En. I'm a hero... or rather, I used to be one.” In the ruins, a radio crackled to life: “Hero Lin En has killed his former comrades! The Hero Association launched a desperate assault, but all thirteen S-rank heroes were wiped out... The Federation has sentenced Lin En for crimes against humanity! Wanted throughout the Federation!” On a stormy night, the retired Demon King Keliya opened the door. Her mortal enemy
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- 179 My Cousin Got into Harvard and Had Me Committed to a Mental Hospital 表姐考上哈佛大学,将我送进精神病院 My Cousin Got into Harvard and Sent Me to a Mental Hospital 17kReads—Score10814d adds
- 180 I Returned to 2010 and Became the Richest Man Thanks to Bitcoin 回到2010我靠比特币成为首富 I Returned to 2010 and Became the Richest Man with Bitcoin 93Reads—Score—14d adds
- 181 From the Start, I Confess to the Divorced Female CEO at the Civil Affairs Bureau 开局,民政局表白刚离婚的女总裁 [Daily Life + Showbiz + Lighthearted Comedy + Doting Dad + System + One Female Lead + Adorable Kid + Sweet Romance + No Dark Themes] After failing a job interview, Han Shichu was successfully talked into joining an entertainment company by a professional agent. After signing the contract, he suddenly activated a dormant silly System: the Wacky Adventure Entertainment System. [Three-part starting mission! Part one: Host, within ten minutes, go to the street, hug a utility pole covered in ads for 6.6kReads9.3Score44214d adds
- 182 The Ancestral Sage of Ten Thousand Demons 万妖圣祖 A half-demon youth obtains the Demon Clan's sacred tome. He transforms into a Heavenly Wolf, devours the moon, and keeps female ghosts as servants; becomes a Vermilion Bird, burning the heavens and boiling the seas; takes the form of a White Tiger and slaughters his way across the world; cultivates into a Divine Dragon and roams the seas and skies; becomes a Kunpeng and soars through the Nine Heavens; devours heaven and earth and transforms into myriad demons. He rules the three thousand worlds, 13.7kReads9.1Score57214d adds
- 183 This World Runs on Aoligei 这个世界只吃奥利给 This World Only Eats Oli Gei 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 184 My Hilariously Ridiculous Roommate 我那笑死人的沙雕舍友 My Hilarious, Ridiculous Roommate 78Reads—Score—14d adds
- 185 Commander Si, Why Are You Standing with the Monsters? 司统大人,您怎么站怪物那边了? [No female lead + no romantic tension + no romance + ruthless and decisive] Amid the crowds beneath the neon-lit cityscape, there are monsters wearing human skin, walking among them just like ordinary people. The news says these people are called the Awakened. They feed on human flesh and are savage monsters. One quiet afternoon, an ordinary high school sophomore undergoes a transformation and becomes one of the Awakened, standing against all of humanity! To survive, he makes a pact with a god a 101kReads8.7Score10.2k14d adds
- 186 He Demanded More Bride Price on Our Wedding Day and Got Me Jailed for Three Years. Just Watch How I Get Back at That Scumbag! 结婚当天加彩礼告我蹲三年,看我怎么报复渣女? On our wedding day, she demanded more bride price and got me sentenced to three years. Just wait and see how I get revenge on that cheating woman! 49Reads—Score—14d adds
- 187 Reborn in 1996: Back in My First Year of High School, No System, Still Rewriting My Life 重生96,回到高一,没有系统,照样改写人生剧本 Reborn in 1996, back in his first year of high school. No System, but he can still rewrite the script of his life. 68Reads—Score—14d adds
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This Female Ghost Is Too Fierce 这只女鬼太猛了
This is pure fun. If you like supernatural comedy and absurd nonsense, this is the book for you. Guanyin will show the way, and a crane will soar through the clouds. I warmly invite you all to join me in supreme bliss… Zhao Wenlong is an ordinary college student from a small mountain village. He just wanted to earn some spending money over summer break by working as a male model. But before he could even get started as a gigolo, his grandpa, who had been dead for half a year, showed up at h
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- 189 A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城,百无禁忌 Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove 12.1kReads8.8Score1.1k14d adds
- 190 Forced to Become the Hot-Blooded Manga Hero, He Faked His Death on the Spot 被迫成为热血漫主角后他直接死遁 [No Romance] [No Female Lead] [Hot-Blooded Shonen] [Everyone Is Evil] [The Protagonist Is a Genuine Villain, With No Redemption] [Ensemble Cast] The hot-blooded shonen manga Villain's Fate is a blend of excitement, warmth, laid-back fun, and comedy. Its polished art, unexpected plot twists, and characters who leave readers aching for what might have been have earned it a devoted following. However, the author went on hiatus at the story's climax and stayed away for three years. Then, after three 22.2kReads9.1Score2.8k14d adds
- 191 After I Married My Northeastern Husband Through an Online Romance 我网恋远嫁东北老公后 After Marrying My Online Boyfriend and Moving to the Northeast 28Reads—Score—14d adds
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Who Let Him Become a Police Officer? 谁让他当警察的?
Xu Lai transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a police officer, and unexpectedly awakens a god-tier detective System. Whenever he catches a criminal or solves a case, he receives a random reward from the System. The only problem is that the System’s rewards aren’t quite what he expected... “I’m a cop. Why the heck did you give me the skill to counterfeit money?” Xu Lai is initially close to breaking down. But on the very day he reports for duty, he runs into the leader of a counterfeit-money
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I Am Uncontainable 我,无法收容
[Lighthearted] [Everyday life] [Managing containment facilities] (Peaked at 600,000 active readers and has updated steadily for over a year.) The sun burned beneath the deep sea, while roots spread across the sky. Gears grew from people’s bodies, and upside-down cities fell like meteorites. Fang Jiu once thought that these things, which existed only in fantasy, had nothing to do with an ordinary man like him. That was until his head was chopped off one night... (The pace is slower from the start
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Southern Song, Northern Center 南宋北中
From the start, two strangers who accidentally ended up together transmigrate with their bare bottoms exposed, covering themselves with leaves before getting stung in their most sensitive spots by hairy caterpillars. No System, no golden finger. They mainly rely on what they've learned online to make their way in the world, and the story wins on plot alone. Humorous and funny, with an emphasis on realism.
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- 195 EN Unsheathed 剑来 The world is vast, and anything is possible. I, Chen Ping’an, have but one sword. With it, I can move mountains, overturn seas, subdue demons, suppress devils, command gods, pluck stars, sever rivers, level cities, and split the heavens! 36.5kReads9.7Score1.1k14d adds
- 196 The Food Thief Is… My Girlfriend? 偷外卖的竟是我女朋友? Was the person stealing my takeout actually my girlfriend? 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 197 Book Transmigration: I'm Done Acting Out This Fake Script 穿书:这伪剧本我不演了 After transmigrating into a book, Jiang Yuchi discovers something strange: the plot she sees is all fake. The original book says she's a cannon-fodder noblewoman who throws herself at the regent and dies suddenly in March. She decides to stay far away and keep a low profile. But the timeline starts going awry, and the plot she remembers becomes useless page by page. Until she accidentally stumbles into the regent's secret chamber and finds a cabinet packed with old, bloodstained pages Every pa 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 198 A Red-Clad Female Ghost Knocks to Claim My Life. I Open the Door, Thrilled 红衣女鬼敲门索命,开门我兴奋了 The red moon rises! Ghostly energy returns! In the middle of the night, someone keeps knocking on the door of the campus beauty next door. Ning Chen curses in vain, then opens his door and steps out. To his surprise, a red-clad female ghost is knocking to claim the beauty’s life. Luckily, he activates the Supernatural Choice System. 1. Pretend you didn’t see her, go back inside, and lock the door tight, letting the red-clad female ghost claim the beauty’s life! Reward: a ghost-repelling constitu 7.1kReads8.9Score55914d adds
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Transmigrating to the Source Card Continent, I Come with Fusion Cards 穿越源卡大陆,我自带融合卡牌
[Cards, Western fantasy, elves, heroes, knights] Legend says the Source Card World was born in a sea of chaos known as the Source Card Sea. The laws of all things, energy, and souls all exist in the form of “cards.” Beast Taming Cards, Magic Cards, Equipment Cards, Summoning Cards… Those who can sense and wield the power of “cards” are known as Card Masters.
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- 200 Dr. Xie's Prescription Pad Is Filled with Her Name 谢医生的处方笺,写的全是她 Reborn two years earlier, she finds herself in the cardiology waiting area. She remembers everything: her father was murdered, her heart was slowly poisoned, and she eventually died on Xie Linzhou's operating table. The last thing she saw before dying was him letting go of her hand. Her first move after being reborn: cancel her appointment, switch doctors, and stay away from Xie Linzhou. But Xie Linzhou has already locked her file, making it impossible to transfer her case. The consultation room 8Reads—Score—14d adds
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