Funny Urban Stories That'll Make You Laugh So Hard at Midnight Your Mom Kicks You 都市搞笑，半夜笑死，被妈踹。

1. 901 技 A Great Brawl of Technicians: A Tidal Wave of Skills Sweeps the Heavens 技师大混战，技能狂潮席卷诸天 Big Empty Head脑袋空空广Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Infinite Flow] + [Ridiculous Skills] + [Lighthearted Comedy] The Gods’ Game suddenly descends, forcing all living beings to take part in round after round of games. This game sweeping across the heavens is a grand feast laid out by the supreme rulers. The male lead, Wei Ji, awakens the core skill [Man Among Men, Lu Bu] and the divine skill [Fated to Be Alone]. He becomes a celibate Lu Bu, invincible and peerless beneath the heavens. (There are frequent scenes of betraying his sworn fathers.) We 5.2kReads8.1Score387Shelves

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   Le Ziwen laughed out loud in the middle of the night [covered his face] and was beaten because his voice was too loud

2. 902 什 What Do You Mean? You Can Earn Cash Back for Dancing Like a Party Girl 什么叫？蹦精神小妹也能获得返现 Egg Noodles Are Pretty Good Too鸡蛋面也不错Urban386k WordsOngoing "Hey, old man, why'd you give me a free bun? What are you after?" #Multiple Heroines #Invincible Cashback #Fun Story #Comedy #Safe to Read #Urban Superpowers After Lu Ye gets laid off by his company, he's about to join the mass exodus back to his hometown. But then, out of nowhere, three eccentric girls show up before him! They're so broke their pockets are emptier than their faces, and they even steal Lu Ye's meat buns! "Old man, mind if we snag a bun?" One of the girls says this, then grabs a 69Reads—Score170Shelves

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   If you want to say that this book is the complete novel, the opening lightning strike [lick screen] [lick screen] [lick screen] made me laugh so much that I couldn't sleep at all. If you want to dig for gold, you can read it, you will definitely not be able to stop [lick screen]

3. 903 惊 Thriller Game: From the Start, I Helped Monsters Make Choices 惊悚游戏：开局帮鬼怪做选择 Delicious Shimeji Mushroom美味的口蘑Mystery2.5M WordsOngoing [Horror game dungeons + career-based progression + NPCs caught in a rat race + livestreaming + everyday-life style] Jiang Ye’s daily routine consists of working, studying, working... Then one day, he’s pulled into a horror game during class and awakens an all-career talent. He discovers that all his career skills are a little strange. From the start, he unlocks the career “Small-Town Exam Machine,” with an added skill that lets him make choices for ghosts and monsters. [A difficult choice has ap 53.4kReads9.4Score5.4kShelves

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   🏖This book is so funny, [crying with laughter][laughing] my stomach hurts from laughing. When Jiang Ye, an ordinary migrant worker, steps into a thriller game, all professional talents are activated, and everything becomes interesting. In other thrillers, the protagonists rely on force and spells to fight ghosts, but Jiang Ye takes a different approach, using the skills of "a small town problem solver" to help the ghosts make choices, as well as various weird professional skills. Imagine that Sadako rushes forward with great momentum, but is completely confused by Eno's choice. The style of the horror world changes suddenly, from scary to funny in seconds! The ghosts just want to fish, but Jiang Ye is crazy about getting involved. After getting promoted and getting a raise, he "points" at the ghost NPCs, urging them to be more professional. The ghosts' complaints are also very funny, and one joke after another is guaranteed to make you laugh from ear to ear while being nervous and exciting.

4. 904 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 28.9kReads9.6Score4.1kShelves
5. 905 夜 I Went Night Fishing and Hooked a Corpse, But Carried Home a Fleeing Female Corpse 夜钓钓浮尸，我却扛回逃跑的女尸 Candy Fishing糖果钓鱼Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted Fishing streamer Wei Kun transmigrated to a parallel world and activated the [Tough Guy System]! As long as he completed the System’s missions, he would receive rewards. But the very first mission was to go night fishing at a graveyard on the Ghost Festival. Viewers: Aren’t you scared, streamer? Wei Kun: Scared? My fishing rod’s made from lightning-struck peachwood, my line’s pulled from an ink line reel, my ground bait’s made from glutinous rice, and my bait’s mixed with black dog blood. Tonigh 8.4kReads8.8Score800Shelves

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   💥This place really made me laugh to death [face covering], the anchor awakened the ruthless system and directly fished for female corpses from the graves during the Ghost Festival‼ ️You even use the divorce certificate to make a nest, I'm kidding you! The male protagonist would explode the corpse as soon as she fished it, but the male protagonist didn't care about her, he rushed over and carried her on his back and ran away [laughing evilly]!

6. 906 还 I Have Three Months Left to Live, So Let Me Die in Peace 还剩三个月命，请让我从容赴死 Reclining in the North高卧北Urban169k WordsCompleted From childhood onward, Zhuang Zi'ang was the kind of kid everyone called “the child other parents wish they had”: a model student every year and always first in his class. But after his parents divorced and his father started a new family, he became a child neither parent loved. At just eighteen, Zhuang Zi'ang is diagnosed with a terminal illness and given only three months to live. With his final three months, he decides to let out his rebellious, wild side and be truly himself for once. While 144.7kReads9.8Score16.6kShelves

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   The bed shook with laughter in the middle of the night. It was so funny!!!! Highly recommended!!! Just look at the ratings and you will know how authoritative this book is. Urban comedy!!!

7. 907 来 Come on, Let’s Have Some Fun! 来快活呀！ Little Imp小妖孽Modern Romance649k WordsCompleted Wang Yan, a girl from a remote rural village, decides to change her life after enduring a series of experiences shaped by ignorance, backwardness, and poverty. Through dedicated study, lifelong learning, and hard work, she strives for the life she ultimately wants: financial security, modest prosperity, a civilized way of life, a loving partner who understands her, one son and one daughter, and no worries about aging or illness. From a frail little girl onward, she faces one pivotal crossroads a 4.3kReads8.4Score385Shelves
8. 908 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 64.6kReads9.6Score9kShelves
9. 909 港 Hong Kong Crossover: Why Do They Call Me a Psycho? 港综：为何说我是疯批？ Already Hit Rock Bottom已到低谷Male-Channel Fanfiction1.8M WordsOngoing “You’re the crown prince of Hung Hing? Nice! Very nice!” “You’re the crown prince of the Red Light District? Excellent! Excellent!” “You’re the crown prince of show business? Fantastic!” “You’re the crown prince of the entire Hong Kong entertainment scene? You’re the best of all!” “You’re asking who I am?” “I’m nothing special. I’m the crown prince of the crazy world. That’s right, crazy as in mentally ill!” Wang Taiyi, a chronically ill office worker, dies suddenly on the job and transmigrates 41.5kReads8.3Score2.3kShelves

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   Daily abstraction [awkward laugh][awkward laugh][awkward laugh][awkward laugh]

10. 910 我 I Became the Sect Master of the Hehuan Sect, and It’s Amazing 我当上合欢宗宗主爽飞了 Conquering the Global Village纵横地球村Eastern Fantasy556k WordsOngoing [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] + [Hehuan Sect] + [Plenty of Beauties] + [Decisive and Ruthless] + [Traditional Cultivation] + [Lots of Beauty Illustrations] + [Wild Fantasy] + [Many Love Interests] + [Multiple Heroines] + [Older-Sister Types] After the Hehuan Sect's leader ascends, Lin Yichen is unexpectedly chosen as the sect's new leader. The Hehuan Sect is filled with countless beauties, and Lin Yichen begins a blissful dual cultivation life beyond his wildest dreams. Anyone nearby who causes trou 345Reads6.8Score—Shelves
11. 911 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 11.2kReads9.5Score1.8kShelves
12. 912 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 5kReads9.3Score836Shelves

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    [Laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing] Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~

13. 913 婚 A Marriage in Flux 婚色摇曳 Spicy Chen Zi麻辣晨子Modern Romance317k WordsCompleted [Bratty Little Sweetheart & Abstinent Man in Power] (Top-Tier Wealthy Family + Marriage First, Love Later + Sweet-Talking Her Into Chasing Him + Age Gap) Shen Tangzi is a spoiled young lady who has both a princess's luck and a princess's temperament. Her greatest pastime is going clubbing and hiring male escorts, and she's infamous in high society for being a wastrel. Fu Yanze, head of the Shanghai City Chamber of Commerce, is cold, aloof, and refined, with no interest in romance. Who would have 11.6kReads9.0Score1.2kShelves
14. 914 未 Future News: Once You're Rich, Keep Your Head Down and Don't Get Reckless 未来新闻：有钱了稳住别浪 A Glorious Turnslp华丽转身slpUrban1.8M WordsCompleted This novel has been adapted into a short drama, so you can count on the quality. [Urban + tycoon + System + finance + national strength] (Some readers may think the male lead is a bleeding heart. In fact, every person he saves earns him a point, and those points let him turn the world upside down and make his words come true. The reason he gives readers that impression is that the points don’t appear in the System at first, creating a false impression. Read a few dozen chapters and you’ll unders 20.2kReads8.5Score1.3kShelves

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    This book is very funny.

15. 915 乡 The Left-Behind Women of the Countryside 乡村留守妇女们 Sweet Rain After a Long Drought久旱有甘霖Modern Romance1.8M WordsOngoing After the men leave to work in the cities, how are the women left behind in the mountains supposed to cope with their emotional needs? This is the story of three women left behind. The first is Li Xiaomei. On New Year’s Eve, she happens to see messages between her husband and another woman, confirming that all the years she spent waiting for him were for nothing. She shuts her heart to love and embarks on a long journey of mutual indifference and pretense with her husband. The second is Chen 46.5kReads8.9Score2.1kShelves
16. 916 我 My Future CEO Self Can Read Minds. What's the Big Deal? 我未来霸总，会点读心术怎么了？ Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance261k WordsCompleted This is a female-oriented novel!!! [An outwardly aloof, gentlemanly male lead who’s a complainer on the inside x a beautiful, poker-faced female lead who’s actually a goofball] When people transmigrate into a book, they usually become either a wicked supporting character or a pretty extra. Shi Liaoliao transmigrates into a book as the male lead’s personal servant. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen the young master smile so happily.” “This is the first time the young master has brought a woman h 18.8kReads9.4Score2.6kShelves
17. 917 随 Random Street Stalls: I Use Food to Lure Snakes Out of Their Holes 随机摆摊：我用美食引蛇出洞 AAAA Prosperous BloomsAAAA花开富贵Urban889k WordsOngoing [Food + undercover work + comedy + catching criminals + System + no heroine + no romance] Also known as Food: The Undercover Cop Sets Up a Street Stall, and Fugitives Beg Him to Get Back to Work Xiao Lan transmigrated into the body of a police officer in a parallel world and was assigned to pose as a street-food vendor while keeping an eye on a suspect. As it happened, he’d been a cooking genius in his previous life. This was right up his alley. The next day, a tricycle loaded with top-tier food 10.6kReads9.4Score913Shelves

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    [Admiration] [Laugh] [Roll eyes] Funny ceiling [Like]: Hahaha [laughing] [Laughing], I almost died laughing because of tomatoes, there are so many jokes, Bao Xiao [Adoration] Believe me, it's definitely worth it, it's great, this is the most enjoyable novel I have ever read, I really like reading it [Adoration] [Adoration].

18. 918 开 From the Start: The System Locked Me Up Until I Became Mentally Ill 开局：被系统关成了精神病 A Little Chicken一条幺鸡Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsOngoing [Invincible + Sword God + beating up the System + fast-paced] Lu Chuan was supposed to transmigrate to a high-martial world, but a screw-up by his goofy System sent him to a world of cultivation instead. To keep its Host from getting killed, the goofy System forcibly locked Lu Chuan away for a hundred thousand years. Unable to find a suitable template for the cultivation world, the goofy System could only have Lu Chuan practice swordsmanship from the high-martial world. A hundred thousand years. 155.6kReads9.0Score14.9kShelves

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    The first one is high-energy and makes you laugh all the way through, and the second one is super funny.

19. 919 韦 Wei Xiaobao Conquers the World 韦小宝争霸天下 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMMale-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsCompleted Funny, lighthearted, a little System, transmigration, souls returning... Nong di ge dong, xian ren ban ban, Xiao Xuanzi, I didn't rebel, but somehow I became a wanted criminal! What a load of nonsense! For the sake of a thousand generations, Xiao Xuanzi, I'll take your throne, and you can have Tongchi Island back! 12.1kReads8.7Score986Shelves

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    This book is wonderful

20. 920 都 We're All Reborn, So Who's Still Looking for True Love? 都重生了，谁还谈纯爱？ My Wife Can Be Shy吾妻会娇羞Urban1.4M WordsCompleted My new novel is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 6.8kReads8.3Score525Shelves

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    So sweet [laugh][laugh]

21. 921 穿 I Was Reborn as a Scripted Murder Victim, and Every Suspect Fell for Me 穿成剧本杀死者，嫌疑人都爱上我 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous Comedy + Beloved by Everyone + Clearing Her Name in Showbiz + A Harem-War Showdown] Shen Xiaoyan transmigrates into a murder mystery game as the victim, a washed-up actress hated by the entire internet. Her killer agent, her cold-blooded, straight-laced boss, and a top-tier star idol are all prime suspects who want her dead. To stay alive, she has no choice but to put her clever little brain to work. But she ends up being a little too clever. Not only does she successfully clear 11.2kReads9.3Score2kShelves
22. 922 给 Bringing Perks to the Family: Immortal Pills for 9.9, with Free Shipping 给家人们谋福利，仙丹九块九包邮 A Gap in the Wings羽翼之隙Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsOngoing A third-rate livestream shopping host woke up to find he had transmigrated to a cultivation continent. His phone had come along with him, and he obtained a cross-world livestream shopping System. He sold useless pills and junk from the cultivation world on Earth, a planet with no spiritual energy at all. A Disease-Curing Pill that treats every illness, bringing benefits to all our dear customers. Just 9.9 yuan, with free shipping. A divine medicine has appeared, and the world is in an uproar. A 1.2kReads8.4Score127Shelves

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    Urban live broadcast [laughs] The male protagonist travels to the world of cultivation and sells the elixirs that dogs don't eat there through the live broadcast room back to the earth for his family to snatch. As long as the family members reward them, they can get spiritual stones.

23. 923 召 Summoning: Who Cares How Strong They Are? Are They Badass or Not? 召唤：强不强不管，就问你叼不叼 Dreaming of Becoming a Salty Fish夢想成为咸鱼Eastern Fantasy562k WordsCompleted [Power fantasy + summoning + pets + wild imagination + crafty schemer + comedy + absurd parody + shameless humor + snark + goofiness] [No whining, no dead weight. If you like whiny characters or people who get things handed to them, please move along.] The most badass Summoning System: summon the honey badger from the start! “Dare call me a short little runt? You’re finished. Not even Jesus can save you, I said it!” He’ll chase you to the ends of the earth, until the sun and moon go dark! 5.2kReads8.6Score541Shelves
24. 924 道 A Daoist Descends the Mountain to Work in a Noodle Shop 道士下山，面馆打杂 Loves Old-Friend Noodles Best最爱老友粉Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [A Taoist Priest Descends the Mountain + Passionate + Has Brothers + Urban Training + Witty + Wish Fulfillment + Ghost Hunting + Zombie Slaying + Organized Group + Cracking Down on Cultivator Crime + Horror] A hostess at a leisure center is sucking people's blood essence. Get rid of her! People keep jumping into the river? A water ghost is harming people. You still want to help it pass on? It harmed people, so get rid of it! A shoddily built tower is haunted... Huh! The ghost lady has earned mer 5.7kReads9.4Score583Shelves

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    It's a bit funny, not that exaggerated.

25. 925 游 Game Invasion: Addicted to Snatching the Male and Female Leads' Destinies 游戏入侵：抢男女主机缘会上瘾诶 The Cat Isn't Bald猫不秃Sports3.1M WordsCompleted [Game Invasion + No Romance + Leveling + Lone Wolf + Gaming] (Also known as: Game Invasion) After being reborn, the first thing Yu Xunge did was go home and make her younger brother down a bottle of liquor, causing him to miss the first game beta test. In her previous life, she didn't learn until she was dying that he had been scheming against her from the shadows all along. She was merely the villainess in a wish-fulfillment novel about a live-in son-in-law... Every bit of malice she suffered w 980.6kReads9.5Score93.8kShelves

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    🔥🔥😆😆🐖👌🏻Imaginary hunting style: talents that can steal attribute points, skills, and even "luck", as well as props that turn people into pigs, talking equipment, the settings are imaginative, and there are novel easter eggs everywhere.

26. 926 快 Quick Transmigration: After the Tragic-Novel Heroine Gets a Unhinged Script 快穿：当虐文女主拿了疯批剧本后 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance504k WordsCompleted In every tragic romance, the heroine is tormented by the hero until her heart is torn apart, and her heart, kidneys, and brain are cut out. Yet the heroine loves the hero without fail, devoting herself wholeheartedly to her career as his doormat. Now Jingsha has become the heroine of a tragic romance. She's obsessive, unstable, scummy, and downright crazy. She torments the male lead, then the male supporting character, then the female supporting character. In the end, they all love her but can n 8.2kReads9.3Score960Shelves
27. 927 日 Do One Good Deed a Day, and the Empress Exclaims That the Villain Has Become a Saint 日行一善，女帝惊呼反派成圣人了 White Half-Sleeve白半袖Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + empress + villain + System + multiple female leads + outsmarting the original protagonist + harem.] The rating has just come in. Su Hao transmigrates into a book and becomes its villain, bringing along the [Daily Good Deeds System]. He boldly ventures into the Great Wu Dynasty. Empress: “You! Get to work governing the country. Don’t you know I’m about to give birth?” Female General: “What does whether I take off my armor have to do with you doing good deeds?” Talented 71.6kReads7.8Score7.6kShelves
28. 928 我 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times 3.6kReads9.1Score615Shelves
29. 929 败 Loser Heroine, Please Get a Grip. I Just Want to Be Your Guy Best Friend 败犬女主请自重，我只想当男闺蜜 Give Me a Piece of What You're Eating吃的给我掰点Urban1.3M WordsOngoing [Meme Humor] + [Here for the Fun] + [Snark] + [Chasing Her Husband to the Crematorium] + [School Life] + [Healing] + [Love Triangle Chaos] + [Lighthearted Comedy] + [No Consolation for the Losing Heroines] My name is Su Zhe, and I'm surrounded by losing heroines. I think snarking on them is more fun than trying to save them. A timid, socially anxious heiress, an insecure and sensitive class monitor with a surprising side, and an abstract girl who seems optimistic: each has something they just ca 51.8kReads9.2Score5.5kShelves

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    These books are all very funny, and the most important thing is that the plots are reasonable and not embarrassing.

30. 930 四 Siheyuan: Qin Huairu Won't Leave Me Alone 四合院：秦淮茹赖上我 Champagne Before the Game Is Over半场开香槟Male-Channel Fanfiction5.2M WordsOngoing Zhao Xiyan was an ordinary small-town exam grinder. He had little ambition, but his family's comfortable means let him live a pretty decent life. But just as a speeding dump truck was about to hit one of his students, he rushed forward on instinct. He saved the student, but also had an intimate and decidedly unpleasant encounter with the truck. When he woke again, he was already riding in a donkey cart. Across from him, a young woman with bright eyes, pearly teeth, and two long braids was watchi 179kReads8.1Score8.6kShelves

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    If you don't laugh after reading this book, you are welcome to criticize me in any way.

31. 931 恶 The Vicious Female Supporting Character Went Viral After Causing Trouble on a Dating Show 恶毒女配在恋综花样作妖后爆红了 A Million Peach Blossoms百万桃源Modern Romance439k WordsCompleted [Absurd and illogical] Nan Yan had already completed missions in more than ninety angsty romance novels when she transmigrated into a novel about a beloved star in the entertainment industry, becoming the same-named villainess and being bound to an Anger-Inducing System. She joins a dating reality show alongside the heroine. To rack up anger points, Nan Yan goes all out causing trouble. Unexpectedly... At first, netizens: When is Nan Yan getting out of the entertainment industry? Later, netizens 1.3kReads9.3Score219Shelves
32. 932 我 My Heaven-Defying Kidney-Tonifying System 我的逆天补肾系统 Northwest Monkey西北猴Urban522k WordsCompleted Han Gao's life hit rock bottom. His marriage was over, and so was his dignity. Just then, a mysterious delivery arrived at his door: an unremarkable thermos. From that moment on, he began quietly growing stronger... 2.4kReads6.3Score154Shelves

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    These three books I recently read are interesting

33. 933 用 You Tricked Me into Delivering Takeout by Promising Immortality? 用成仙骗我送外卖？ Not Febuxostat非布司她Urban2.0M WordsCompleted After achieving fame and success, Song Heqing finds himself in an unfamiliar world, with a divorce agreement lying in front of him. Without a moment's hesitation, he writes his name on it. Then he hears the word “Daddy,” and instantly freezes. Had he just become a father out of the blue? He hadn't wanted to get involved, but the four-year-old girl was simply too adorable. Having a daughter would be one thing, but then an inexplicable “support System” shows up, making things even more ridiculous. 54kReads7.7Score5.2kShelves

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    Don't worry about the score, just watch it

34. 934 富 The Tycoon Game: The Beautiful CEO Chose Me 富豪游戏：美女总裁选中我 Northwest Monkey西北猴Urban354k WordsCompleted Yang Li was chosen by a beautiful CEO, given ten million, and invited to take part in a life-or-death game. Six players, each with ten million. After one year, whoever has the most assets gets to live. 183Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 935 那 The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者 Squirrel Under the Mushroom House蘑菇屋下的松鼠Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted (Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast 186.3kReads9.3Score21kShelves

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    Absolutely hilarious,

36. 936 燃 Our Gas Bill Skyrocketed, and My Wife Was Hiding a Man at Home 燃气费暴增，老婆在家里藏着一个男人 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠13k WordsCompleted Our Gas Bill Soared, and My Wife Was Hiding a Man at Home 510Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Highly recommended, absolutely beautiful

37. 937 误 After Wandering into a Village of Women, I Became the Hope of the Whole Village 误入女村后，我成了全村的希望 Northwest Monkey西北猴Urban986k WordsOngoing During a hiking trip, Han Hao fell into an underground village of women cut off from the outside world. A group of women who had never left the mountains clung to Han Hao as their only hope, doing everything they could to make him stay. At first, he thought he had simply stumbled into a dead end. But the longer he stayed, the more he realized something was wrong with the village. If he wanted to survive, he had to escape... 2.3kReads—Score210Shelves
38. 938 我 I Livestream to Make Money, and My Stunts Take the Internet by Storm! 我，直播圈钱，整活轰动全网！ Braised Shredded Radish黄焖萝卜丝Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + Hilarious Antics + Multiple Heroines (Later in the Story) + Wilderness Livestream + Global Livestream + “Happy Yuanyuan”] Qin Tian transmigrates to a parallel world and activates the Livestream Money-Grabbing System! Once his top fans send him gifts and he completes money-making tasks, he can unlock all kinds of incredible rewards! And so, the internet's most entertaining and money-savvy streamer is born. Hilarious antics! Singing! Dancing! Showing off! No one can outdo Qin Tian 8.6kReads7.3Score460Shelves

    Reader note

    (Putting the socks on his head facing the camera, exposing the two holes for eyes) My family, who understands! I just learned a new skill, using socks to cosplay a masked Superman, but the smell is a bit overpowering... (Suddenly choking on the smell of his own feet and coughing) Ahem! It's not family, it's not a smell, it's a "grounding" smell! (Turns around and plays the mop as a guitar) Next, I will perform "My Socks Have a Mind of Its Own" for everyone. Where is the applause? (Suddenly he slipped and fell on his butt, grinning at the camera) Look, it's anxious, it's anxious!

39. 939 刚 I Just Transmigrated into a Doormat, and Now My Rich Husband Can Read My Mind 刚穿成受气包，就被豪门老公读心 Jiji Zhe吉吉哲Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted #TransmigrateIntoABook #MindReading #WealthyFamily #Comedy Jiang Nan transmigrates into a book as a bullied rich wife. The System promises her a hundred million yuan if she swallows her anger and follows the plot. Jiang Nan: “For the money, I'll put up with you until you start questioning your own sanity!” But then... Her mother-in-law is about to punish her according to the family rules, but after hearing Jiang Nan's thoughts, she rushes off in the middle of the night to catch someone cheating. 1.3kReads8.2Score149Shelves

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    It's so funny, the male and female protagonists are so funny

40. 940 不 The Unconventional Online Tycoon 不正经网络神豪 A Single Sound了了一声Urban979k WordsCompleted [Irreverent online Tycoon System activated!] Showing off on livestreams is the mission. The more outrageous you are, the more online currency you’ll earn! Chen Hao, a 26-year-old delivery worker, was fired and divorced, and his life hit rock bottom. But after getting the System, he became a mysterious figure whom streamers across the internet competed to please. Beautiful streamers openly flirted with him, gaming companions kept him company day and night, and actors fought to curry favor with hi 4.3kReads5.7Score165Shelves

    Reader note

    Live broadcast rewards, mainly Douyin, Douyu, female stars, various beautiful anchors, no exaggeration of great articles, one pretentious task every day, the more unseemly, the more online currency will be rewarded! In the online world, he is a legend that everyone looks up to! E

41. 941 亲 The Paternity Test Says 99.99%, but There’s No Way That Boy Is Mine 《亲子鉴定99.99%，但儿子绝不可能是我的》 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The Paternity Test Says 99.99%, But There's No Way the Boy Is Mine 2.4kReads—Score—Shelves
42. 942 我 I Can Improve the Quality of My Superpowers 我能提升异能品质 Duck at the Door门前鸭Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Invincible + Comedy + Everyday Life + No Angst] Huaxia can’t contain him anymore, so they send him abroad. The protagonist never behaves like a normal person: he charges people to use the school toilets, lists the school for sale online, steals his classmates’ red bellybands, swindles black-market con artists, robs the black market, hauls exotic beasts away in a sack, sells his superior’s car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have an SSS-rank ability? Sorry, all of my abilities 66.7kReads8.8Score9kShelves

    Reader note

    You can tell it's funny just by looking at the name. The protagonist's skill in the first book is to hold the enemy in his arms, and then his teammates will beat him to death.

43. 943 兄 My Brother's Getting Married, So This Fat Guy Is Stepping In 兄弟结婚，胖子我顶上了 A Single Sound了了一声Urban816k WordsCompleted Tian Bohao, a three-hundred-jin man, looked at his bride, Xiao Yingxue, who stood before him with tears in her eyes and not a word to say. Ring, ring! Wasn't that a phone call? It had to be the newlyweds having a spat and calling me for help. He answered and deliberately turned on the speaker. “Elephant?” Cao Xiang's voice came through the phone, frantic but deliberately hushed, begging for help: “Haizi! Haizi! I've landed in serious trouble this time. It's an emergency, and you've got to 12.3kReads6.1Score448Shelves

    Reader note

    Live broadcast rewards, mainly Douyin, Douyu, female celebrities, various beautiful anchors, no exaggeration of great articles, one pretentious task every day, the more unseemly, the more online currency will be rewarded! In the online world, he is a legend that everyone looks up to! E

44. 944 离 After Our Divorce, I Bankrupted My Ex-Husband’s Company 离婚后，我让前夫公司破产了 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠8k WordsCompleted After the Divorce, I Bankrupted My Ex-Husband’s Company 134Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 945 杀 Killing Enemies Makes Me Stronger? I Don't Want That! 杀敌就变强？我不要啊！ Big Grease Edge大油边Mystery218k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Comedy] [Nontraditional Supernatural] Terminal cancer? Drug addict? A survivor of organ harvesting in northern Myanmar? Performance artist? Wrong! Completely wrong! Zhang Chuan: Please, I beg you, stop making me stronger! The ghosts: No, you don't want that. (Evil grin) Zhang Chuan: I really don't want it! Miao Dao: "Dear, the more ghosts you kill, the stronger you get~" Zhang Chuan: "Dear, my ass! I want a refund! I want to file a complaint! Whoever wants this strength-boosting pa 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I can tilt my head with laughter, hahahahaha

46. 946 欢 Welcome to My Scripted World 欢迎来到，我的剧本世界 Beneath the Deep Space深空下Urban2.7M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + Infinite-Flow + Scripted Games + Survival + One Female Lead] In this era, we're all headed for the end. The blossoming of miracles granted by the gods, the struggle between humanity and the uncanny, extraordinary creatures, forbidden books, a paradise of reincarnation... The price of fate's gifts was marked long ago, hidden from view. “My name is Jiang Qing. I'm sorry, but after tonight, I'll disappear forever.” “When I open the door ahead, there will be no way back b 83.4kReads9.0Score7.5kShelves
47. 947 录 The Truth on the Voice Recorder: After I Was Pushed Down the Stairs, the Whole School Went Mad 录音笔里的真相：我被推下楼梯后，全校疯了 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠6k WordsCompleted The Truth on the Voice Recorder: After I Was Pushed Down the Stairs, the Whole School Went Mad 25Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 948 替 Scapegoat Code: I Woke Up as a Serial Killer 《替罪羊编码:一觉醒来，我成了连环杀手》 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠36k WordsCompleted The Scapegoat Code: I Woke Up as a Serial Killer 18Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 949 罪 The Sin Reckoning Arena 罪孽结算竞技场 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠19k WordsCompleted Sin Settlement Arena 6Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 950 婚 The Night Before Our Wedding, My Fiancé Forced Me to Take the Blame for His Sister. Three Months Later, He Went Insane 《婚礼前夜，未婚夫逼我替妹妹顶罪，三个月后他疯了》 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠7k WordsCompleted The Night Before Our Wedding, My Fiancé Forced Me to Take the Blame for My Sister. Three Months Later, He Went Mad 549Reads—Score—Shelves

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