Funny Urban Stories That'll Make You Laugh So Hard at Midnight Your Mom Kicks You 都市搞笑，半夜笑死，被妈踹。
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I Kissed the Demon Dog’s Toes and Became a Cultivation World Troublemaker 亲吻魔犬脚趾，我成了修仙乐子人
[System shenanigans + absurd comedy + light power fantasy + no farming] Other cultivators slay demons and vanquish monsters, reaching for the heavens, but my very first cultivation quest is to kiss a demonic hound’s toe?! After awakening the Taiji Fun-Seeker System, the more ridiculous the quest, the more outrageous the reward! Fairy dresses, lace gloves, bizarre abilities... As long as I keep the antics coming, my cultivation skyrockets! No protagonist torture, no frustration, no melodrama, jus
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Endlessly Reborn to Kill the Male Lead 无限重生只为杀男主
Duan Wuer is trapped in an endless cycle of rebirth. Her greatest goal in life this time around: kill Qi Yi and clock out for good! Who could have guessed her assassination attempts would be so absurd, each one turning into a spectacular fiasco? She once became a buzzing mosquito, only for him to slap her dead. She once became a stray black dog, and he took her to be neutered. The most ridiculous time, she choked to death on a steamed bun while watching a play! Every assassination attempt fail
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Back to the Beginner’s Village? No! I’m Here to Retire! 重回新手村？不！我是来养老的！
After completing 9,999 repair missions in minor worlds, Hua Yi decisively retires and chooses a world to spend her remaining years in. She seems like a fresh-faced newcomer who has just entered the world of cultivation, but behind the scenes, she’s a powerhouse who dares to go head-to-head with the Heavenly Dao! Along the way, she plays the pig to eat the tiger, picks up strays, and enjoys the gossip and drama. There’s the Child of Misfortune, sealed away by a powerful cultivator. There’s also t
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Sniper Prodigy 狙击天才
Sima Yun, a killer known as the world’s greatest sniper, takes on the identity of Wang Hai, a cook in a grassroots military unit. From then on, the lowly army cook begins an incredible rise, overcoming one obstacle after another as he takes part in the special forces selection process, on the verge of becoming an honored special forces soldier. But the killer organization refuses to let him go, repeatedly sending assassins to hunt him down and swearing to kill him, leaving him no choice but to f
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The Wild Soldier God of War Series (Complete in 11 Volumes) 野兵战神系列（全十一册）
Li Liang had been taken by his father into the deep mountains as a child to learn all kinds of survival skills. As keen as a wild beast, he had superhuman marksmanship and could instantly take down a target hundreds of meters away without a scope. But when he took the military enlistment exam at eighteen, a twist of fate led him to be recruited by one of the world’s top mercenary organizations. A misunderstanding also branded him a murderer, and the military issued a kill order against him. Ever
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Doomsday Rebirth: I Build an Army of Apocalypse Heroines! 末日重生：我打造了末世女军团！
(Don't let the rating go up) [Transmigrate Into a Book + Multiple Female Leads + Everyone Reborn] In apocalypse novels, other people stock up on supplies: A hundred boxed meals, a hundred barrels of bottled water, a hundred bags of rice, a hundred packs of instant noodles... They'd sell their homes and cars to stock up in full! Blah blah blah, that'll feed me for years, right? The protagonist: Let me buy as much as I want, with no limit. I'll pay a deposit first, and settle the balance after
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Ten Days to the End 十日终焉
2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat
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Global Death Exam: Straight from the Execution Grounds to the Test Room 全球死考：刚下刑场你让我去考试
[Tactical battles + mild horror + infinite-world adventure] The Deadly College Entrance Exam has arrived, dragging thirty million candidates into hell. The exam questions have been replaced with scenes from horror movies and disasters. Even staying alive is a pipe dream. Pass and earn rewards. Fail and be erased! Ten points earn ten million. One hundred points earn Tyrant genes. One thousand points earn the Apocalypse. Only ??? can make it out of this exam. To investigate, the military “
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There Are Monsters in My House 我家有妖怪
I'm Xu Xiaotian, the reincarnation of a Celestial Spirit! Once I fully awaken and mature, I'll be able to control spirits, trace the past, glimpse the future, and even command the elements of heaven and earth, splitting mountains and turning wastelands into forests. With a single thought, I can cleanse curses and magic across a vast area. It's said that whoever can control a Celestial Spirit will hold sway over the world. Impressive, right? Uncle, Sade, and I roam the jianghu together, saving t
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The Mattress Chants Sutras, and the Elevator Makes Me Afraid of Heights. You Call This Everyday Life? 床垫念经电梯恐高，这叫日常？
[Lighthearted Comedy] [Wild Imagination and Unexpected Contrasts] [Sharp Tongues] [Everyday Life] [All Things Have Spirits] [Power Fantasy] [Episodic] “Let me down! I’m afraid of heights!” On his first day as a property manager, Lin An gets trapped on the eighteenth floor, listening to the terrified elevator scream its head off. This upscale residential complex is packed with bizarre goings-on: a streetlight that flaunts itself like an exhibitionist, a pipe with an enlarged prostate, a lost ro
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Weasel Spirit! Do I Look Like a Human or a God to You? 黄皮子！你看我像人还是像神？
No specialist knowledge here, just a story. [A little horror + a whole lot of comedy + no female lead, no romance] When I was a kid, I took a nighttime shortcut and saw a weasel worshipping the moon. Remembering a story my grandma had told me, I worried it might ask me to grant it a title, so, on a whim, I shouted at it first: “Weasel! Do I look more like a person or a god to you?” The weasel froze for a moment, then said I looked like a dumbass! But from that day on, I really did become an idio
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Jiahao Opens the Heavenly Gate? Great Xia Martial Academy Begs Me to Enroll 嘉豪开天门？大夏武校跪求我入学
Young man, I can tell from your fine bones that you possess the rarest Jiahao Saint Physique! You’re the one who’ll bring this world crashing down. I’ve got a System, and I’ve already bound it to you. Either you out-flex everyone, or they beat you to death... Ling Chen flexed without a care: “Flexing makes me stronger? Then let’s flex!” Monsters appear during the martial arts college entrance exam. He lifts a barbell in the fitness test and comprehends the meaning of flexing! He slays a monster
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Slay the Gods: Get Stronger by Being Jiahao? Starting with a Chicken Steeped in Soy Sauce 斩神：嘉豪就变强？开局酱味大鸡
[The rating just came out and is still climbing]+ [The Real Jiahao]+ [King of Showing Off]+ [Just Keep Showing Off] Wang Jia'ao woke up one day to find that he'd transmigrated into the world of Slay the Gods, and discovered he'd awakened the Supreme Self-Exalting System. He thought this meant he could reach the pinnacle of life and marry a rich, beautiful woman. But the System wanted him to be Jiahao? Under the System's threats and temptations, Wang Jia'ao began his journey to become Jiahao. “St
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Jiahao: We're the Same Age, I Didn't Mean to Crush You by a Dimension 嘉豪：都是同龄人，没想降维打击
[Multiple female leads + decisive and ruthless + Jiahao + invincible + shamelessly overconfident] After binding himself to a Demon-Slaying System, Shen Yuan is told he must “show off in front of people” to become stronger. Shen Yuan’s first thought: Easy. So he practiced military boxing in a movie theater. Someone recorded it and posted it on Douyin. It got a million views, but he didn’t earn a single Jiahao point. The System: Online views don’t count. Host, you have to show off in person. At
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The Prince I Married in Someone Else’s Place Is a Little Crazy 代嫁王爷有点疯
The Prince Consort by Proxy Is a Little Crazy
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My Ex Regretted Our Arranged Marriage, While I Fell for His Cousin 联姻前男友悔哭，我和他表哥热恋了
My Ex-Boyfriend Regrets Our Arranged Marriage, but I’m Madly in Love with His Cousin
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Reunited Three Years Later 重逢在三年之后
Reunited Three Years Later
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The Elite CEO Gets Clingy with a “Puppy” 精英总裁粘上“修狗”
The Elite CEO Gets Attached to a Puppy
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My Lord, Don't Be Difficult... 主上，别闹……
My Lord, don't mess around...
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The Doctor and the Boxer 医生与拳手
The Doctor and the Boxer
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The Little Secrets of Mr. Gu's Staged Encounters 顾总制造偶遇的那些小秘密
The Little Secrets Behind Mr. Gu's Staged Encounters
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A Cold Blade Meets Its Master 寒刃逢君
When the Cold Blade Meets You
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Eye Sacrifice 眼祭
Eye Sacrifice
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Plum Blossoms and Snow Should Never Meet, Yet We’ll Grow Old Together 梅雪不相逢，偏要共白头
Plum Blossoms and Snow Never Meet, Yet They Insist on Growing Old Together
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Daily Life at the Baozi Shop 包子铺的日常生活
Daily Life at the Baozi Shop
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A Distant Place I Can't Reach, a Home I Can't Return To 到不了的远方，回不去的家
A Distant Place I Can Never Reach, a Home I Can Never Return To
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Return to the Harbor 归·港
Return to the Harbor
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The Azure Mist Before Nightfall 青岚未晚
Qing Lan, Not Too Late
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After My Son Died by Suicide, I Transmigrated! 儿子自杀后，我穿越了！
After My Son Died by Suicide, I Transmigrated!
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Is It Really This Easy to Get By in Another World? 异界也太好混了吧？
Ma Liu, the only heir to the wealthy Xinghua Group, is dismissed as a useless young master because he’s obsessed with gaming. At an auction, he acquires a divine ancient cauldron and accidentally triggers its seal, sending him to another world. There, he begins a carefree life of effortless wins like a capybara..
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Keep Running: You Told Me to Make a Bold Claim, So Why Are You Taking It Seriously? 跑男：让你放豪言，你给我玩真的
[Chinese Entertainment Industry] [Stars] [Plenty of Variety Shows] [Keep Running] [Bai Lu] [Multiple Heroines] [Back to Field] [Challenges] [Peak] [The Inn] Chen Cheng transmigrated to a parallel world that was similar, yet not quite the same, and became an entertainer who had trained for two and a half years and been in the industry for two and a half years. After awakening the Great Entertainer System, he had his entire fortune wiped out on the spot and drew a skill that was both incredibly po
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I Was Asked to Manage a Class of Good-for-Nothings, So How Did It Become the Martial God Hall? 让你代管废材班，怎么成武神殿了
[Ensemble cast + slow-burn character growth early on + fake enlightenment + comedy + teacher-student bond (it only takes off in the middle and later parts, so don’t read if that’s not your thing)] Three homeroom teachers were driven away in half a month. Class Five, Grade One was full of little tyrants, and every student was a hopeless martial arts talent. Even with the director of academic affairs offering an extremely generous salary, no one would take charge of them. That was when Su Yang act
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From the Start, I Have a Hundred Tons of Strength, and Everyone Here Is Trash 开局百吨力量，在座各位都是乐色
Urban high-martial arts + spiritual qi revival + lighthearted comedy Li Kuang transmigrates to a world undergoing spiritual qi revival. From the start, the System grants him not magic, but the “Rule of Absolute Physical Force.” In the eyes of ghosts and monsters, he's a terrifying “human nuclear bomb”! Li Kuang: What ghosts? What monsters? In front of me, you're all food and stepping stones!
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My Lady Doesn't Believe in the Supernatural 我家夫人不信邪
I believe in metaphysics, but she doesn’t. We got married just to prove each other wrong. I wanted to hang a portrait of the Three Pure Ones, but she refused, so after a huge argument, I decided to write down all the true events that have happened over the years: my dad got into trouble after eating a snake, my grandma suddenly started eating pork knuckle and cursing, Gao Dabao lost a hand in an elevator accident, Feng Ershuang was grabbed by a ghost, and their cousin mysteriously went mad and d
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Among the Otherworldly 我在异人间
I am descended from the Sage Yangming. When I was born, countless bolts of heavenly thunder circled our old family home and crashed down. Could it be because the last dragon and phoenix in the world died right outside my house, and now they want me to pay with my life?
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Day 49: The Whole Internet Watches Me Tear Through the Horse-Shaman World 第49天，全网看我杀穿出马仙
[The first novel online to tackle the “spirit-medium” genre from an opposing perspective] Before my dad died, he left me a blood curse: “If you meet a god, beat it. If you see an immortal, kill it.” Now the whole village is made up of spirit mediums, and I'm the only ordinary person left. They livestream “catching an old immortal,” so I report them and get their accounts banned. They stage “the Tragic King being killed,” so I expose their tricks on the spot. Then I rescue a snow-white fox, and i
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My Best Friend and I Became the Fake and Real Heiresses, and the Big Shots Begged to Cuddle Up 和闺蜜穿成真假千金，大佬求贴贴
[Best friends transmigrate together and join forces | Both couples are chaste | Silly and hilarious] Lazy, sharp-tongued biological heiress heroine x overachiever, bargain-hunting fake heiress best friend My best friend and I transmigrated together and became the real and fake heiresses of a wealthy family, sworn enemies on the surface. The whole capital's social circle was waiting for us to tear into each other, while our scumbag rich dad put us through one test after another to make us fight.
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Those Free-Spirited and Romantic Souls 那些潇洒和浪漫的人儿
Those Years, When We Didn't Need a House or a Car The winds of those years blew past the alley mouth, with no talk of down payments The hems of our clothes carried the scent of pagoda blossoms, and hand in hand, we dared to roam the world A few coins in our pockets could buy us two popsicles Sitting on the field ridge, watching the clouds drift by, we felt that life was long enough Love in those years was light as dandelion fluff No property deed weighing down our promises, no wheels measuring t
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Working Overtime Again Today to Stop the Universe from Going Crazy 今天也在努力加班阻止宇宙发癫
Also known as: A Record of Cultivation Across the Multiverse. Fantasy + Sci-Fi + Wonder + Comedy; Exploration + Ensemble Cast + Everyday Life. Ji Wuxiu is a mediator for the Interuniversal Administration Bureau. His job used to be breaking up fights between the three great universes, but a disastrous teleportation accident sends him to a strange world of cultivation. Here, the Hehuan Sect is actually an orthodox sect, the little Saintess is a succubus, and his senior brother's flying sword hides
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Tenfold Salaries, and My Employees Fear the Company Going Bankrupt More Than I Do 十倍薪资，员工比我还怕公司破产
[System + contrast + the real life of a wage slave] From the start, Qin Fen gets a Workplace Cashback System: the happier his employees are, the more money he gets back. “This is basically a money-printing machine... No, a group of employees who love their jobs.” Employees: “We can't let the boss down, not with such high salaries. We have to work hard to repay him.” Qin Fen: “What? You clocked out ten minutes late! Have you never heard of the eight-hour workday? You've violated your labor contra
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The Great Ming Street Hustler: From the Start, I Made Zhu Yuanzhang Cry 大明街溜子：开局怼哭朱元璋
I woke up as a street punk in the Ming Dynasty, and got saddled with a lousy System that insists I do good deeds? “Seriously, does anyone else get how awful this emperor is?” I talked back to him twice, and not only did he fly into a rage and try to kill me, he started crying!
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Chosen One: I'm a Workhorse at Bureau 749 天选之人，我在749局做牛马
He is one of the Chosen from the start, but this Chosen One seems to have a rather rotten streak of luck. His restaurant failed, leaving him a million yuan in debt. Loan sharks are at his door, and his girlfriend is arranging a blind date. A jade cabbage and a flash of white light bring the male lead into the world of Bureau 749. The first thing he asks is: “Do you provide meals? Is there a salary? Do you offer social insurance and a housing fund? Is it a 996 schedule? Do I have to work overtime
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Eight Million for One Delivery: How Do I Spend It in a Small County Town? 跑一单800万，我在县城怎么花
[Career] [Satisfying cognitive edge] [A ridiculous System] [Multiple heroines] (The rating has just appeared, so it'll go up.) Food delivery rider Zhang Qiang rescues a scrawny fox, only to discover that it's actually a grateful-reward System in the form of a big yellow dog! He has to spend a fixed eight million every day, and only in Wanshou County. It must all be spent that day, or he'll be docked twice that amount! He thinks he'll just buy a house and a car and lie flat, but trouble keeps cro
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The Esper in the Psychiatric Ward 精神病区的异能者
Human thought gave birth to the gods. And when humanity began to contradict itself, fighting for peace, excluding others for self-preservation, and lying for the sake of truth, the gods went mad. Corrupted gods twisted humans into monsters, and the end of civilization began its countdown. Countries formed organizations of superpowered individuals to secretly fight this silent war. And I am the only one who can see the source of the corruption. But I live in a psychiatric hospital. My medical f
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Doomsday Delta: The Warden Has Been Possessed Again! 末日三角洲！典狱长又被夺舍了！
[The Delta Force invades reality] + [Dam regular] + [Saeed, the paragon of loyalty] Ten years ago, the world of Delta Force descended upon Earth without warning, and all the world’s survival supplies vanished overnight. Humanity went to war over the few resources that remained, and the world entered an apocalypse. Just as humanity was losing hope, the Delta Force System appeared in everyone’s minds. Hafu Coins became the only resource. Everyone had only five years left to live. To survive, they
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My Bro Confessed to Me, and My Little Sister Went Dark? 我被兄弟表白，老妹直接黑化了？
[Multiple heroines] + [Campus life] + [Love-triangle chaos] + [Lighthearted comedy] (Guys, if it's not good, come and take a swing at me!!) Chen Xingyao never imagined that the close friend he'd known for so long would one day confess his feelings to him. Shen Nian: “Xingyao, trust me. If you say yes, we'll still be good friends.” Chen Xingyao: “I thought you were my buddy, and you want to sleep with me?!” Before Chen Xingyao could say another word, the cool, chaste girl beside him had had enoug
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Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦：开局一只大哥炭小侍
[The rating just came out, so don't be fooled. Everyone who's read it says it's great!] Also known as: "I Fell Off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Look Kinda Wrong," "Pokemon: From the Start, I Got a Badass Charcadet," and "Pokemon: A Record of the Hero from the Underworld" [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No transmigration] + [No rebirth] + [Comedy] + [Regions merge] + [Original elements] + [Daily life] + [Friendship-focused] + [Light novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a P
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The Me in a Parallel World Was in My Dreams All Along 平行世界的我，原来在梦中
Everyone dreams, but after waking, only scattered fragments remain. No one knows that dreams were never baseless fantasies. They are real journeys in which consciousness transmigrates to parallel worlds. Forgetting is simply a natural barrier the brain erects to protect itself. Li Meng is the one who can break through that barrier. An ordinary librarian, he can retain every dream in its entirety: the bloodshed of border battles, the pursuit of knowledge in deep-space research, the bustle of city
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Help! My Haters Insist on Making Me a Star 救命！黑粉们非要拉我出道
(Unpredictable + Hilarious + Everyday Misfortune + Showbiz + Reluctantly Rising to the Top, Wang Duoyu-Style + One Heroine) (Not a conventional story, no serious villains, just hilarious daily life for a bunch of unlucky people) Having a “brother” who grew up with you is the worst luck imaginable! Just because people found out we knew each other, I got cursed out by the entire internet. My childhood “brother” couldn’t even pour a drink, so I wrote her a song called “Bubble” to make fun of her. T
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Transmigrate into a Fantasy World: I Slay My Way Through the Heavens from Good-for-Nothing to Legend 穿越玄幻：我从废柴杀穿诸天
(Comedy, punchlines, and a goofy cast, all in a lighthearted and cheerful story. I'm just starting out as a novelist, so I'd be very grateful if you could leave me your valuable feedback. And if you could spare a moment to rate the book, I'd be much obliged! Many thanks! Many thanks! Many thanks!!!) Lin Feng, a 996 wage slave from the 21st century, transmigrates to another world at the worst possible moment. In his past life, he bowed his head and toiled through life's hardships. In this life, h
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