Funny Urban Stories That'll Make You Laugh So Hard at Midnight Your Mom Kicks You 都市搞笑,半夜笑死,被妈踹。
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Showbiz: 36 Lightning Marriages 娱乐:36次闪婚
The prequel to Entertainment: My Ex-Wives Are All Top-Tier Stars and Entertainment: The Straight-Laced Top-Tier Star with Too Many Ex-Wives The day Liu Zhengjing was kicked out of the Nightclub, the whole street was talking: that guy had taken down an entire club in just eleven days. With nowhere else to go, he became a bartender’s apprentice at a cozy bar in Houhai. He had charming eyes, a lovely singing voice, and a special trait he didn’t even know about: women’s knees went weak when they go
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Showbiz: The Top-Tier Star Is Serious, but Has Too Many Ex-Wives 娱乐:顶流正经但前妻多
Liu Zhengjing started working at sixteen. He spent several years waiting tables, saved up 180,000 bitcoins, and got married thirty-six times along the way. Each marriage lasted no more than three days... Later, he got into the Beijing Film Academy, thinking he could quietly live the life of an ordinary college student. Instead, his ex-wives formed a group chat to keep tabs on him, while his new classmates lined up to get close. He recorded a variety show and used a falsetto voice that left Li C
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While We Were Trying for a Baby, My Husband Bought Special Protection 备孕期间,丈夫却买了特殊的防护用品
While We Were Trying for a Baby, My Husband Bought Special Protection
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This Real Young Master Is No Gentleman, and He Throws Himself at a Bad Girl 这真少爷不正经,主动投怀坏女
[Eating, eating, eating] [Multiple Heroines] [Campus Romance] [Surreal Comedy] [Succubus + Scheming Male Lead + White Moonlight Who Didn’t Die + Chasing the Male Lead + Sweet and Angsty] Su Yibai read a surreal wish-fulfillment novel, only to find that its ending had the long-lost real young master return to his family, get framed by the Su siblings, and then forgive them outright! The accusation was just a misunderstanding, and soon the domineering older brother became his doting big bro, while
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I’m Not the Only Starred Contact on His Phone 他手机里唯一的星标,不是我
I'm Not the Only Starred Contact in His Phone
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I Touched My Husband’s Old Phone, and He Panicked, Revealing a Secret He’d Kept Hidden for Three Months 我碰了下老公的旧手机,他慌张暴露了藏三个月的秘密
I Touched My Husband's Old Phone, and His Panic Exposed a Secret He'd Kept Hidden for Three Months
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The Night Before I Took My Sister’s Place at the Altar, I Exposed Her Scandal 替嫁前夜,我把妹妹的丑事公之于众
The Night Before My Sister’s Replacement Wedding, I Exposed Her Scandal
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She Died on the Day Her Ex Got Married 她死在前任婚礼那天
She Died on the Day of Her Ex's Wedding
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The Top-Tier Star I Raised Sent Me to Prison with His Own Hands 我养大的顶流弟弟,亲手把我送进监狱
The Top-Tier Star I Raised Sent Me to Prison with His Own Hands
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Before My Mom Jumped, She Looked at Me One Last Time on the Security Camera 我妈跳楼前,在监控里看了我最后一眼
Before My Mom Jumped to Her Death, She Gave Me One Last Look on the Security Camera
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On the Seventh Day After I Died, My Husband Went Insane 我死后第七天,丈夫疯了
On the Seventh Day After I Died, My Husband Went Mad
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Who’s Spying on My Security Cameras? 谁在偷窥我的监控
Who’s Spying on My Security Cameras?
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That Day, Everyone in the Neighborhood Knocked on My Door at Once 那天,全小区同时敲响了我家的门
That Day, Everyone in the Neighborhood Knocked on My Door at the Same Time
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He Never Suspected I Spat Out Every Drop of That Milk 他从没想过那杯牛奶我全吐了
He Never Knew I Spat Out Every Drop of That Milk
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There Are Four Cameras Hidden in Our New Home. I’ll Play Along to the End 婚房藏了四个摄像头,我决定陪他们演到底
There Were Four Cameras Hidden in Our Newlywed Home, So I Decided to Play Along Until the End
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My Daughter Isn’t Mine 我的女儿不是我亲生的
My Daughter Isn't Mine
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In the Cultivation World, I Can Go 50-50 with Anyone 人在修仙世界,和谁都能五五开
In Li Zhoujun's fortieth year after transmigrating to become the mountain lord of an immortal sect, he finally obtained a System that let him match anyone fifty-fifty. Are you a ten-thousand-year-old monster who has spent ages hidden from the world? I'm your equal. Are you an unparalleled Immortal Emperor of peerless elegance? I'm your equal. Are you a demonic fiend whose very name strikes terror into people's hearts? I'm your equal.
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Day N of Pretending to Be a Genius in a World of Morons 在弱智世界装天才的第n天
[Feel-good power fantasy + plot-driven + absurdist + requires just a little bit of brainpower] (Trust me, it’s definitely interesting. If you’re unsure, you can check out the reviews first.) After being expelled from school, Jiang Chen had resigned himself to hauling bricks at a construction site. But then, the world suddenly changed. An ordinary high school student became the most intelligent person in the world. And so… Cambridge Professor Norman: “In fact, Dr. Jiang Chen is the only person al
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Daoist Priest, Please Log In 道长,请上号
On the tenth day after being laid off, Chen Xuan found a banner. It read: “Human Emperor Banner · Genuine Product · Seven-Day No-Questions-Asked Returns (subject to a merit-point processing fee).” From then on, his life went like this: Exorcise a ghost, earn 1 merit point. Save up 100 points and summon a ghost soldier. Chen Xuan stared at the progress bar. “I have to exorcise a hundred ghosts just to recruit one underling??” Later, his ghost-soldier squad grew: The code ghost scraped data an
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Reality Invaded by Games: I Became a God as Jiahao 游戏入侵现实:我扮演嘉豪成神
[Act Tough and Get Stronger? You Got It!] Everyone at school laughed at Li Jiahao for putting on a tough-guy act. He hid his face behind a black mask and strutted around every day, but in reality he was a total weakling. He was always saying things like: “Back row, by the window: the king’s homeland.” “So this is Earth? Interesting.” “With the sun and moon in my hands and stars at my fingertips, no one in this world can match my greatness!” Then the sky split and the earth shattered. Games invad
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I Picked Up a Republic-Era Ghost Wife 捡个民国鬼妻当老婆
Lin Mo, a greedy, lecherous relationship counselor, takes a bride price of a hundred thousand yuan to go on a matchmaking visit to a remote village. In a daze, he signs a marriage pact with the dead and marries a ghost bride from the Republic of China era who has been dead for eighty years! His left hand awakens as a Yin Hand: touch a ghost and it can be destroyed, touch a living woman and she suffers searing pain. Only a female ghost can approach him without harm. A cool, beautiful policewoman
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Yue Qiuze's Sixth Book 月湫泽的第6本书
My new work is out! You can head over to Tomato Novel to read it. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Completely Lost My Mind 吃了室友的糖,我彻底疯了
I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Went Completely Crazy
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I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 吃了室友的燕窝,她说要给我当老婆?
I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife?
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Reborn as a Puddle of Toxic Slime, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me 穿成一滩毒液后,我把女帝骗到手了
After Reincarnating as a Puddle of Poison, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me
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I Went to the Gynecologist, and My Ex Was the Surgeon 我去看妇科,主刀医生是前任
I went to see a gynecologist, and my ex was the surgeon.
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My Blind Date Is a Breast Specialist, and I Overheard His Thoughts 相亲对象是乳腺科医生,还被我听见了心声
My blind date is a breast surgeon, and I overheard his thoughts.
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Help! The Doctor Performing My Abortion Is My Ex-Boyfriend 救命!主刀我的人流手术的竟然是前男友
Help! My Abortion Surgeon Turned Out to Be My Ex-Boyfriend
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On Our Seventh Anniversary, I Saw My Wife and Her Agent on the Sofa 结婚七周年,我亲眼看到妻子和经纪人在沙发上
On our seventh wedding anniversary, I saw my wife and her agent on the sofa with my own eyes.
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My Immortal Cultivation Journey Is Bursting with Spring! 我的修仙之路,春意盎然哪!
[Immortal Cultivation] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [Mythology] [Monsters and Spirits] [Fantasy] [Cultivation] My name is Li Po. After being reborn, I became Zhu Bajie's disciple by a twist of fate, inherited his teachings, and entered the world of immortal cultivation through his introduction. Immortal cultivation, comedy, daily life, and a bevy of beauties have become the defining features of my cultivation journey, because I know full well that my way of cultivating is nothing
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After Dumping My Backup Girlfriend, I Struck It Rich 甩掉备胎女友后我暴富人生
After Dumping My Backup Girlfriend, I Became Rich
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Flowers Bloom in Poverty: The CEO Bows to Her 寒门花开:总裁为她折腰
Flowers Bloom in a Humble Home: The CEO Bows to Her
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This Wage Slave Is Finally Letting Loose 牛马今天开始放飞自我
This Corporate Drone Is Letting Loose Starting Today
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A Grandmaster of Ancient Martial Arts Enters the Modern Era and Crushes a Rich Family's Lapdog with One Step 古武宗师穿现代,一脚踩碎豪门狗
A Grandmaster of Ancient Martial Arts Comes to the Modern World and Crushes the Rich and Powerful Underfoot
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I Squeezed the Company Dry and Rose to Become a Trillion-Yuan CEO 薅光公司我登顶千亿总裁
I Milked My Company Dry and Rose to Become a Trillionaire CEO
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The Prankster System Takes On the Three Realms: I Beat Up Mortals, Then Immortals 整活系统闯三界我揍完凡人揍神仙
The protagonist relies on a System to lead his friends from the mortal realm to the immortal realm, crushing all opposition In ancient times, the spiritual energy of heaven and earth was exhausted, and martial arts traditions were scattered across the world. After lying dormant for a thousand years, spiritual energy has slowly begun to recover in recent years, and martial artists are once again active in the shadows. In everyday life, they follow unspoken rules and don't demolish buildings or s
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This Damn System Isn’t Human, It Wants Me to Call It Daddy 狗系统不当人,要我喊爸爸
Pure, mindless comedy, with no dull moments and one laugh after another. The plot moves fast. Friends, if you’re willing to read it, just don’t curse me out. I may update a little slowly because I have to think up the plot, and I’m aiming for less than 100,000 words a day. The story is about the protagonist activating a Dad System. System novels all follow the same formula, and I didn’t want to go down the same path as everyone else, so this is a bit of an unconventional take. Just have fun, giv
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I'm Really Just an Ordinary Person 我真就是一个普通人啊
[A Mostly Comedic Urban Cultivation Story + All Kinds of Bizarre Gags] (I've completely let loose and just write whatever comes to mind. It's probably going to be wildly chaotic. If there's a main plot, it's probably nonexistent. I'm doing my best to patch up the logic, but really, I just write whatever I think of. Just bear with me and take a look. Consider it a good deed to help me out. If you don't want to suffer alone, you can recommend it to others. Let's all suffer together. (人*´∀`) 。*゚+)
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The Seventh Squad Specializes in Ganging Up 第七队专业以多欺少
[Urban Superpowers + Ensemble Team + Rousing Battles + Rule-Based Combat + Slow-Burn Growth + Dual Power Systems] A dual power system combining the Four Symbols telekinesis setting with Superpowers. The battles are tactical and carefully paced, not brainless. They’re full of passion, strategy, and rules, and every fight has been thoughtfully designed. Perfect for readers who enjoy watching a team grow and aren’t in a rush to see the protagonist crush everyone from the start. The Divine arrived,
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Top-Tier Master, Come Check His 250 Every Day 顶流大师,天天来查他的250
The top-tier star keeps coming by every day to check on his 250
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I’m a Psycho, and I Make the Supernatural Film Movies 我,疯批,让诡异拍片
[Absurd comedy + unhinged antics + urban supernatural powers + recruited by the government] Madness warning! Hilarious! The biggest attention-seeker of the spiritual qi revival era has arrived! While everyone else secretly trains after awakening their powers, Lu Ren unlocks the incredible skill [Anything Can Become a Short Video]. Shoot a supernatural phenomenon and it’s guaranteed to go viral, and the likes can be exchanged for cultivation! And so everything goes completely off the rails. While
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The Unconventional Zoo 不正经动物园
Lin Qi has just graduated from college when he inherits his family's island zoo. He expects a peaceful, leisurely life, but every animal in the zoo has gone completely off the rails. The tiger, king of beasts, doesn't hunt its prey. Instead, it clings to a Tibetan Mastiff and begs for affection every day. The seemingly lazy cat stays up all night, hopelessly addicted to mobile games. A gorilla has become a cat's caretaker and is such a skilled streamer that its broadcasts attract countless fans.
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A Hundred Million? I'd Still Choose Senior Year! 一个亿?我还是选择高三!!!
[Ensemble Cast] + [Lighthearted] + [Funny] + [Everyday School Life] + [Multiple Heroines] I haven't even finished college, and now a System shows up? Fine, show up if you want, but why send me back to my senior year of high school? With what I know now, won't I be doomed if I go back? Oh, there's a System? Then never mind. What! The System is useless, and I still have to study on my own?! Seriously? I'm begging you, do I really have to go through that kind of senior year all over again? No
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Oh No, Sun Wukong Has Fallen in Love with the Bone Demon 完蛋了,孙悟空爱上了白骨精
Zhu Bajie: “Tell me, what is love? It makes this old pig pledge himself to another.” Sun Wukong: “The monsters are here. Bajie, you go first. I’ll cover the rear. Don’t worry: if you die, you’ll get a hundred million in underworld currency for compensation, deposited straight into your secret account at the Bank of the Underworld.” Tang Sanzang: “Bajie, your master is hungry. Hurry up and stew a pot of monk meat. Do you even want to keep your job? You’re so slow at everything, as dumb as a pig.”
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No Spiritual Roots? I’ll Hunt Down the Heavenly Dao with My Mortal Body 无灵根?我以凡躯猎杀天道
On the day of the tournament, my cousin sighs that I have no spirit root. My fiancée demands to break off our engagement. My whole clan sees me as a burden, and the Heavenly Dao declares me a cripple. But no one knows that the [Myriad Daos Return to the Void System] I awakened tells me: Spirit roots are shackles imposed by the Heavenly Dao. Having no spirit root is what makes a person whole! From then on, I forge an original Great Dao that requires no spirit root. My cousin is a genius? I'll gra
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After I Transmigrated, I Gave Up, but My Target Started Pursuing Me Instead 穿越后摆烂我被攻略对象反攻略了
Dual male leads, everyone's favorite, cultivation, System, angst first and sweetness later, reincarnation, amnesia, twists. I transmigrated into a hidden extra, and not just any extra, but a crucial one! The original story never even mentioned me! The calamity that will destroy the world is fast approaching, yet the System's missions are utterly baffling. Am I supposed to form a friendship bond with the child of destiny? Or win over the world-ending villain? And there's more than one child of de
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Reborn: The Phoenix’s Mistake 重生之凤凰错
Dual rebirth + soul transmigration + political intrigue In her previous life, she was the false phoenix princess who starved to death in a prison cell. Reborn with the advantage of knowing what was to come, she was certain the Crown Prince of Wei was the murderer. With a trump card after trump card, she plotted flawlessly. But she never realized the true killing game was hidden in her older sister's gentle smile. Twin phoenix princesses were seen as an omen of disaster. She took the calamity upo
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A Journey Through the Martial World in Golden Winds and Jade Dew 金风玉露江湖行
Chen Hao comes from a world utterly different from this one. There, cultivators soar through the skies and burrow through the earth, spells can destroy heaven and earth, and sects have endured for millennia. As the son of the Hehuan Sect’s leader, he was meant to inherit the sect and roam the world in freedom. Until that blood-red night. His sect was destroyed, his father blew himself up, and every fellow disciple was killed. He fought desperately to protect his senior sister, only to end up wit
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Great Song Lotus Guard: A Transmigration That Begins with an Assassin 大宋芙蓉卫:穿越从刺客开始
[Mystery Case Investigation] [Historical Romance] [Transmigration] [Strong Female Lead] [Wuxia] [Medicine] In 2046, Jiang Man, a top agent of the GA Bureau, leapt into the flames of war in the second year of Jianyan under the Southern Song, searching for the lover she had lost long ago. This was her second transmigration. Who could have guessed that an unexpected mishap would strike on the very first day? The Furong Guard assassin Zilian, whose body she had entered, was unconscious and on the br
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My Grandmaster Is Zhuge Liang 我的祖师爷是诸葛亮
[Fantasy premise] [Urban supernatural powers] [Two Worlds] [Wits and strategy] [Three Kingdoms mysteries] Life is a play, and everything depends on your acting. Surrounded by enemies, fish in troubled waters. Make enemies believe they’re your friends, and make yourself seem like their enemy. Zeng Ming is plagued by a hidden ailment and has little time left to live. By sheer luck, he meets a benefactor and learns a life-saving spell passed down from Zhuge Liang. The trouble is, this spell comes w
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