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1. 1051 超 The Time-Traveling Deliveryman: I Built My Fortune by Rewriting History 超时空外卖：我靠修正历史发家 Piggy the Painter画画的小猪Historical303k WordsCompleted Millions of delivery workers brave wind and rain, rushing about day and night without stopping even on holidays. They bring warmth and support their families, ordinary people who do extraordinary work. This book is dedicated to all these hardworking people. Deliveryman Dai Xiao gets maliciously bad reviews and unexpectedly binds himself to a spacetime historical correction System. His job: deliver food to historical figures and stop transmigrators from rewriting Chinese history! He brings back 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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   [The accident of Jing Ke's assassination of Qin] By the Yishui River, Jing Ke got on the car: "Go to Xianyang, hurry up!" I stepped on the accelerator: "Sir, you are speeding." When we arrived at the main hall, I held Jing Ke down: "Don't move, note on this order: King Qin wants to taste Fan Yuqi's liver tip." Jing Ke died.

2. 1052 赘 The Live-In Son-in-Law’s Leap from the Building Stuns Everyone at the Electronics Factory! What a Brute 赘婿跳楼惊呆电子厂众人！太狂了 Faint Floral Fragrance00淡淡花香00Urban132k WordsOngoing The security guard asked, “Are you running off with a bucket?” He replied, “I’m going to get reincarnated.” The spirit of Dongfang Han crossed over into the body of an Earthly son-in-law. Mistaking an electronics factory for the underworld, he jumped off a building to reincarnate, leaving everyone stunned. Because he didn’t understand modern society, he often did bizarre things with a perfectly straight face, leading to all kinds of absurd comedy… [Hilarious] [Absurd] [Urban] [High Martial] [Har —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This one is absolutely hilarious

3. 1053 你 You’re the Crazy One. Call Me the Thunderbolt Emperor 你才是神经病，请叫我雷电法王 One Thousand One Hundred Yuan一千一百圆Urban142k WordsOngoing At Huai Tree Park, beneath a thousand-year-old locust tree. Li Tianci stood holding an umbrella, waiting for his girlfriend, when a bolt of lightning suddenly struck him. He was left completely blackened, his hair standing on end, white smoke puffing from his mouth. When Li Tianci woke up in the hospital, he discovered that not only was he completely unharmed, he could also release lightning. But only he could see it, and it had no effect on anyone else. Then one day, beneath the thousand-year-o 39Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Take a look! So fragrant

4. 1054 破 The Bankrupt Exorcist's Haunted House Livestream 破产天师的凶宅直播间 Fengyuan砜元Mystery356k WordsCompleted “Congratulations. You've inherited a mansion worth a fortune, as well as... 200,000 yuan in deadly yin debt.” The lawyer's voice was like a scalpel, cutting through all my beautiful dreams. I'm Wu Suowei, a con artist who edits photos to pass myself off as a master of the occult. I was planning to pack up and run. But when I opened the doors of Jingxin Studio and saw the strange assortment of “family members” inside... I knew there was no escape. This wasn't a haunted house. It was an ancient se 86Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Take a look at this book. The male protagonist is a bitch and lives with a group of ghosts. He is full of jokes.

5. 1055 听 After I Learned to Hear Demons' True Thoughts, I Laughed Both Worlds into Chaos 听懂妖真心话后，两界被我笑崩了 Waiting for the Peak to Come等峰来16k WordsCompleted After I Learned to Hear What Demons Really Think, I Made Both Worlds Laugh —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Come on, laugh to death. Baby, I want to read more of my homepage.

6. 1056 全 Viral Across the Internet! Daoist Expo Priest Vs. Chanting Monk: Ghost Hunting Is All About Putting on a Show 《全网爆红！道博道士VS喊麦和尚，捉鬼全靠整活》 Waiting for the Peak to Come等峰来11k WordsCompleted The Whole Internet Is Going Wild! Daoist Broadcaster vs. Chanting Monk: Ghostbusting Through Shenanigans —Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 1057 总 The CEO's Clingy Little Bunny Spirit 总裁的粘人小兔精 Waiting for the Peak to Come等峰来16k WordsCompleted The CEO's Clingy Little Bunny Spirit —Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 1058 被 After Being Struck by Lightning, I Could Understand Dogs Talking, and Ended Up Dating a Goddess 被雷劈后，我靠听懂狗谈恋全员女神 Waiting for the Peak to Come等峰来25k WordsCompleted After Being Struck by Lightning, I Can Understand Dogs Talking About Romance, and Every Goddess Is on Board 1Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 1059 别 Other Taoists Draw Talismans to Exorcise Ghosts. He Slaps a Router on Them to Cure Internet Addiction, Leaving the Whole Internet Stunned 别的道士画符驱鬼，他贴路由器治网瘾，全网看傻了 Waiting for the Peak to Come等峰来7k WordsCompleted Other Taoist priests draw talismans to drive out ghosts. He sticks a router on people to cure their internet addiction, leaving the whole internet dumbfounded 20Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 1060 首 The Richest Campus Belle Makes Me Train at Night, and I Fall for Her Step by Step 首富校花逼我夜练，不料步步沦陷 JennyZN珍妮ZNUrban647k WordsCompleted [Romantic Comedy + No System + Everyday Life + One Heroine] Lin Qingyou, the aloof campus belle no one at school dares approach, turns out to be the heiress to the richest family in the country. Out of character, she asks me to practice kickboxing with her, then sends me a photo to invite me out. Before long, the whole school is buzzing with gossip. But when the rumors spread, she stubbornly insists she was only teasing me. Naturally, having piqued my interest, I refuse to let it go. Before long 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Come and laugh! Author's recommendation: This book focuses on relaxed and joyful daily campus life. The aloof and richest school beauty comes to invite you to her home. She sounds arrogant and tough, but her actions lead to her falling into trouble every step of the way. The male and female protagonists pull each other in both directions, slowly moving towards each other, full of sweetness, and constantly laughing. Thank you to every reader who stays. Your collection and reading are the greatest support for the author! The author guarantees stable updates every day. Friends who like campus literature may wish to join the bookshelf to read. Thank you!

11. 1061 妈 The Seventh Door of Mother 妈妈的第七扇门 Tale of the Literary Star文星传Urban304k WordsCompleted For a long time, I never understood my mother’s past. This was the first time I had looked so deeply back on her life: one generation of women interpreting another. In the 1990s, my eighteen-year-old mother left a small mountain village in Nanyang and headed alone for the glittering city. A scrap of gum wrapper brought her face to face with the calamity of her life: Liu Dawang. And so the door to her fate opened. She made a living in urban villages and hotpot restaurants, leaning on her best fr 647Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Not only was he kicked by his mother, but he was also beaten by his mother. Don't read it to the end.,

12. 1062 开 From the Start, Chestnuts Cure Athlete's Foot, Villains Weep, and Gods Kneel 开局板栗治脚气，反派哭，神明跪 My March Breeze我的三月清风Eastern Fantasy488k WordsOngoing Rong Yimo has a unique constitution. He can turn the poisonous fumes produced when members of the Xiao family fall ill into divine-grade spiritual power, allowing him to cultivate supreme abilities. The more he absorbs, the stronger he gets. He can just lie back and let success come to him! Unbelievable! He used this divine spiritual power to roast chestnuts, and the whole thing blew up! Absurdly, a rain of chestnuts fell from the sky. The whole village scrambled to eat them, then got diarrhea. 64Reads8.3Score—Shelves

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    If you like reading funny things, please read this novel quickly. This novel is super funny.

13. 1063 别 Don't Chase Me, I'm Making Money 别追我，我在搞钱 Bored Trouble-Maker无聊搞事人Modern Romance135k WordsCompleted Sun Chuyi is an ordinary office worker whose only goal is to make money. She unexpectedly gets bound to the “Single Life Fortune-Building System,” which pays her a fortune every day as long as she turns down romantic advances. Then she runs into Wang Zihao, a CEO who’s convinced that “if she rejects me, it must mean she wants to get my attention.” And so begins a farcical battle of money and love. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Try this, it's a bit of a joke

14. 1064 无 Invincible, Invincible, This Daoist Is Seriously Powerful 无敌，无敌，这个道士强了亿点 Green Mountains, Changed Greens青山绿改Urban2.6M WordsCompleted [Slay demons and exorcise evil] [Heart sealed in cement] [Slow-paced] [Everyday life] “Daoist, no matter what I decide, my parents disapprove. They’ve put me down since I was little, and I’ve never accomplished anything.” Li You: “There are two things in your home holding you back.” “Daoist, it’s best to let things go. How about you waive my incense offering?” Li You: “If I don’t teach you a lesson today, my Daoist heart will be ruined.” [Universal EXP +10] With the spiritual qi revival, pow 2.5kReads7.7Score236Shelves

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    "Taoist Priest, my parents don't approve of any decision I make. I have been suppressed since I was a child. I have achieved nothing." Li You: "There are things at home to defeat you, two of you." "Taoist Master, take a step back and the world will be brighter. Just give me the incense money." " Li You: "If I don't fuck you today, I will be ruined. "

15. 1065 摄 Soul-Seizing Immortal Emperor 摄魂仙帝 Ink Words, a Thousand Mornings墨语千晨Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsOngoing In my previous life, I proved the Dao with my divine soul and looked down upon all the worlds. In this life, I will use my remnant soul as a guide to forge an invincible path anew. Those who insult me will have their souls seized with a single thought and be tormented by inner demons; those who betray me will have their spirits taken with a flick of my finger and be cast into the underworld for all eternity. In this life, I rise from humble beginnings and endure trials of blood and fire. See how 883Reads6.2Score—Shelves

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    Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! ... That wicked and funny handyman disciple came out to work again. Others joined the handyman department with sad faces, were so hungry that they were so thin and skinny that they still worked every day, sweeping the floors, digging, mining, and flushing the latrines every day.

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