
You Tricked Me into Delivering Takeout by Promising Immortality?
用成仙骗我送外卖?
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 2.0M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 11mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Other names
- Don't Ascend, Don't Ascend不要飞升,不要飞升Former title · until Oct 2026
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Although it's a bit bloody and the plot is a bit old-fashioned, the plot of Shenhao System pretending to be a pig, eating a tiger and raising a baby is still very retro!! However, I have to say that the author's writing style is awesome, the writing is very refreshing, and the humor is very good-looking. There are too few more!!!! It's disgusting to renew for another 30 days after the 30-day cooling-off period for divorce 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮
Brother, I asked if I could change the title of the book. I thought it was about cultivating immortals in this city. The storyline is good, and the protagonist and supporting characters are also well portrayed. It is obviously a daily novel but not boring. Although there are bloody plots, it is not offensive! I must finish it before cultivating immortality. Come on, author, try to update five times a day What's going on? The mountain god's painting style changed suddenly from the beginning, and he became a city god and a dragon. I can understand cultivating immortality and so on, but you haven't even finished writing yet and you started cultivating immortality? You haven't even divorced yet, you've agreed to be a baby daddy, and you haven't even started writing about your children yet. You've bulldozed the city before you even understood it, and you started pushing for cultivation?
To be honest, I like this style very much. It can be relaxed and relaxed. Although the male protagonist has a system, he does not want to be a slave to the system. Although he is divorced at the beginning, he is not as blaming as others and wants to kill everyone in the world. This article uses child custody rights as a guide. During the divorce cooling-off period, the hidden charm of the male protagonist is slowly released, and it is interspersed with small ambiguities with several women, so that it will naturally make the ex-wife regret it. The writing is humorous and interesting, and the character of the male protagonist is also very successful. I hope the author will update it soon. After reading Chapter 225, I can no longer pursue him, and I still can't figure out how to separate from my wife. It's a big deal, so keep it up and watch it again. There are fewer and fewer people following up on updates. It can be seen from the data that the procrastination of the plot depends entirely on the female supporting role's own PUA. The cultivating immortality is in a mess, the feeling is smooth and there is no fluctuation, and the ex-wife is half dead. Just two words left, okay
Chapter 60, I'm having sex with my ex-wife's best friend, I'm not having sex with my ex-wife's best friend's sister yet, I'm having sex with my daughter's kindergarten teacher, and I'm having sex with a female college student. More than 400 square meters of flat floor, Porsche, big G, 30 cubic storage rings, 50 million in cash, …[Chigua][Chigua][Chigua][ Chigua][ Chigua][ Chigua][ Chigua][ Chigua][ Chigua][ Chigua][ Chimelon][ Chimelon][ Chimelon][ Chimelon][ Chimelon ]🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
First of all, this book is well worth watching. I also had a tortuous journey reading this book. When I clicked on it for the first time, I saw that there were children, so I immediately stopped reading (I don't really like films with children, this is just my personal opinion). Then I really couldn't find any other books to read, so I read them as a last resort. The result was beyond my expectation. This book is really well written and the writing style is quite fluent. I also enjoyed reading it and fulfilled my wish. Once you see it, you can't stop. The pace is not very draggy either, just take what you have to take. It's not like some articles, which are about a hundred chapters long, but are still eunuch articles. However, there are still things I don't like about it. The male protagonist hasn't divorced yet and keeps dragging her away. I think this is the biggest poisonous point of this book. It makes me very uncomfortable. I don't like the character created by Miss Ruan (I forgot her name). As far as the latest chapter I have read now, she really has no independent opinion and does whatever others say. This character is really unlikable. I don't believe that others will believe in her husband. Anyway, I don't remember any of them directed towards the male protagonist. If the male protagonist had accepted it, the rating of this book would definitely be lowered in my mind. As far as I'm concerned, if you accept it, I won't be too keen on reading it. Therefore, as far as I am concerned, Miss Ruan should stop accepting her, and it is best to cut off this relationship with me as soon as possible. It is really too poisonous. Finally, if you can tolerate children and the poisonous points I mentioned above, this book is worth a try. It is a very good novel 👍 I was quite optimistic about it at first, but after reading Chapter 126, I felt like it was no longer good. The issue of breaking off the engagement has not been resolved yet. The addition of the system of cultivating immortals made my interest in pursuing books disappear. It was originally a good and refreshing article, but suddenly a system of cultivating immortals was introduced, and it ended up being suppressed. At first I thought I was a bit estranged from the beginning, but Xiu Xian directly persuaded me to quit, so I could only say goodbye to this book.
To be honest, this is not like the writing style of a newcomer. I just read Chapter 8. If it is really written by a newcomer, this book deserves full marks. Come on, I hope it will not collapse later 👍 Very disappointed in the follow-up
It's okay, but the details are too poor. No matter what the occasion, men and women use wry smiles and laughs, which is really off-putting. I have never seen so many different modal words to distinguish men and women and emotional details: sneer, laugh wildly, laugh evilly, sneer, chuckle, chuckle, chuckle, laugh, laugh, clap and laugh, laugh dryly, barely Smile, say with a forced smile, say with a shy smile, say with a smile, say with a sweet smile, say with a toothy smile, say with a grin, say with a loud laugh, say with a smile, say with a faint smile, say with a giggle Tao, said with a gloomy smile, said with a cold smile, said with a skin-smiling smile, said with a smile, said with a full smile, said with a smile, said with a smooth smile, said with a smile on his face, said with an apologetic smile, said with a flattering smile, said with a charming smile
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This is a novel that will make you laugh and stay up late reading every word. To be honest, the rating is low. I personally think it can be given a ten points. Of course, some people may not like this type of novel. The author writes so well. Can anyone tell me if the author has any other works? Thanks. Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year. I watched it and finished it at 05.16. Still unfinished...