Hilarious Stories That'll Make Your Stomach Hurt From Laughing 超级搞笑的文,搞笑的肚子痛那种
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- 151 EN I Threaten the Female Lead from the Start, and I'm Set on Being the Villain 开局威胁女主,这个反派我当定了 [Scheming, shameless, hilarious. Pure-love fans, beware] Jiang Che transmigrated into the role of a rich second-generation villain in a modern wish-fulfillment novel, and was bound to a God-Tier Choice System. From the start, he happened to catch the heroine trying to sneak a peek at the exam papers. A villain’s choice was triggered! [Choice One: Pretend you saw nothing] [Choice Two: Shout at her, drawing a crowd] [Choice Three: ...] And so, a perverted supervillain was born. To avoid being 78.2kReads8.9Score6.5kShelves
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From the Start, Maxed-Out Cooking Skills: Earn Money, Grow Strong, and Become a Lord 开局满级厨艺,赚钱发育当领主
[Western Fantasy + Laid-Back + Everyday Life + Silly Comedy + Beast-Eared Girls + Nearly Invincible] The continent of Celsis is home to many races. Besides humans, there are elves, beastfolk, dragons, merfolk, vampires, demons… From the start, Cheng Yu gains max-level cooking skills and can exchange the positive emotions of his customers for all kinds of items. One day, the Skeleton Lord who rules a vast territory goes missing. Someone asks Cheng Yu, “Mr. Cheng Yu, do you know where the Skeleton
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I Have Three Months Left to Live, So Let Me Die in Peace 还剩三个月命,请让我从容赴死
From childhood onward, Zhuang Zi'ang was the kind of kid everyone called “the child other parents wish they had”: a model student every year and always first in his class. But after his parents divorced and his father started a new family, he became a child neither parent loved. At just eighteen, Zhuang Zi'ang is diagnosed with a terminal illness and given only three months to live. With his final three months, he decides to let out his rebellious, wild side and be truly himself for once. While
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I Just Wanted to Work Out. How Did I Become the Terminator? 我就想健个身,怎么成终结者了?
[Scheming] [Face-Slapping] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] [Urban Fantasy] [Funny and Lighthearted] [Urban Superpowers] Others awaken superpowers: controlling fire, controlling electricity, making clones, flying. Jiang Sen awakens the power to turn you back into an ordinary person. Then he uses the muscles he has trained for years to have a “friendly” talk with you about life. Jiang Sen: “Powers? They’re nothing in front of me. Prepare to face my Lion’s Fist!!!” Awakened superpowers? All flash
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- 155 I’m a 62-Year-Old Landlord 我是62岁男房东 [Urban] [Everyday Life] [Lighthearted] [Fun] A womanizing playboy transmigrates into the body of a 62-year-old man. He has a million yuan in savings and four properties. Three stunning female tenants live around him. The catch is, he also has advanced-stage diabetes, severe cerebral thrombosis, and terminal cancer. With every debuff stacked against him, he has only fourteen days left to live. Just as he falls into despair... [Ding!] [System successfully activated] [As long as you surprise your t 31.4kReads9.0Score2kShelves
- 156 Livestream: One Song, "Tears of a Dancer," Leaves Dai Xiaomei Stunned 直播:一首舞女泪,唱懵呆小妹 [Livestreaming + outrageous antics + sign-in rewards + comedy + absurdity + female streamer + female entertainer] Jiang Yun unexpectedly obtains a livestream sign-in System. All he has to do is livestream to receive sign-in rewards! To rack up livestream hours and claim the System’s rewards, he decides to connect with other streamers. His first guest is the popular streamer Dai Xiaomei. Dai Xiaomei: “What talents do you have?” Jiang Yun: “I can sing.” Dai Xiaomei: “Let’s hear it.” Jiang Yun: “On 48.1kReads9.1Score3kShelves
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At Seven Years Old, I Was Chosen to Take Part in the Rules Horror Game 七岁的我,被选中参加规则怪谈
No female lead + national fate + eerie mysteries + comedy + unconventional ideas Lin Yuan transmigrates to Blue Star, a parallel world, and is chosen to take part in a rules-based horror game. From the start, he activates an SSS-rank talent. [SSS-Rank Talent: Ghostbane] [Talent Effect 1: Rules are completely useless against you. When you break the rules of a horror scenario, the corruption of its world has no effect on you.] [Talent Effect 2: When a creature in a horror scenario feels negative e
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The Crown Prince of Bureau 749: Exorcising Demons for Money 749局太子爷,降妖除魔只为钱
[749 Bureau + Invincible + Comedy + Ruthless + All About Making Money + Scheming + Gods + Order] Su Yang was a transmigrator, a top enforcer of the 749 Bureau, the director’s personal disciple, and known to everyone as “the Crown Prince”! But because he was too violent, complaints kept piling up, and his entire paycheck was docked. Broke and unable to afford food, Su Yang discovered by chance that the slit-mouthed ghost he had captured had a sweet little-girl voice. One “Giegie” drew countless o
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My Sow Is No Ordinary Pig: She Gave Birth to Two Elephants 我家母猪不一般竟然生出两头象
In his dream, Lin Bufan sees the beauty in his arms with a pig's head and jolts awake in fright. At dawn, he goes to the pigpen and sees that his sow looks just like the beauty from his dream. She has also given birth to two elephants. Later, he accidentally discovers that the two elephants must be butchered or they will die, and eating their meat can produce spiritual roots. With this heaven-defying opportunity, he enters the Baiyun Sect as a menial disciple, rises through the ranks, crushes co
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Sorry, We Don't Talk About Love After Dark 对不起,夜深不说爱
I didn’t care that people said I’d married up by latching onto a goddess, and I didn’t care that they called me a poor country boy who’d married into wealth. But when my wife’s best friend’s husband came looking for me, I realized I’d been naive. My wife, it turned out, really knew how to “enjoy” life…
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Child of Destiny: Protect Our Villain! 天命之子:守护我方反派!
[Absurd comedy, unstable vibes. Enter at your own risk.] Zhou Yang was cursed with the doom of the lone star, and his whole family died because of him. Then, at last, when he was twenty-two, he cursed himself to death. As it turned out, he transmigrated into a villain and got bound to the Ultimate Invincible Big Villain System. Zhou Yang: “I suffered through a miserable life in my last life. What's wrong with enjoying myself in this one? Picking on the protagonist? Whoever wants to do it can go
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- 162 I'm a Cash-Grabbing Streamer! But the Big Spender Really Does Send Gifts! 我,圈钱主播!但大哥是真刷啊! Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon 161kReads9.4Score14.4kShelves
- 163 Journey to the West: After the Gods Returned from Studying in the Modern World 西游:众神圣自现代留学回来后 After graduation season, Jiang Liu transmigrated. The strongest Tang Monk System: ready to slaughter his way through Journey to the West? Then let’s do it! And then... General Yin: Lao Jiang, I’ve missed you so much! Yang Jian: Lao Jiang, you’re Tang Monk, for crying out loud! Sun Wukong: Let me out first! The Jade Emperor: Hey, Old Zhao, how about we kill Mahavairocana for fun? Zhao Gongming: Why don’t you go do it yourself? At Mount Lingshan... The Buddha: Oh my goodness... Stop, classmate 12.4kReads9.1Score1.4kShelves
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Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统,当场干掉一个!
[System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I
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- 165 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗,小师妹是真狗 [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 181.7kReads9.5Score23.2kShelves
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Defying Heaven's Cute Beast: The Peerless Demoness Rules the World 逆天萌兽:绝世妖女倾天下
[Print Edition of One Thought, Ashes Return to the Mountain: Preorders Open September 27 at 7 p.m.] Her own sister ripped out her phoenix bone, stole her talent, and tossed her into the Demon Rift like a dog! But against all odds, she survived and became the little demon girl cherished in the palms of the monsters living in the Demon Rift! The monsters of the Demon Rift: “Anyone who lays a hand on Niannian declares war on our entire demon clan!” She returns to the Five Continents, cuts down her
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Animals Going Home, What Does That Have to Do with Me, Their Keeper? 动物回老家,关我饲养员什么事?
[Raising animals + wiping out all opposition + no saintly protagonist + no female lead + wild imagination + comedy] Shen Zhuang inherits his grandfather’s zoo, which is on the verge of closing, and quickly realizes how hard it is to keep all the animals fed. With no other choice, he looks after the animals while squeezing in odd jobs whenever he can. Then one day, after training a panda as a “man-eating iron beast,” he is escorted to an interrogation room by heavily armed police officers. The cr
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Crazy Male Lead, Don't Be Afraid. I'm Just a Plain Old Pervert 疯批男主别害怕,我只是单纯变态
[A print edition has been signed for publication] [Pure-hearted yet truly deranged male lead x fake psychopath female lead who does everything to survive] [From universally hated to universally adored * brothers’ road to redemption * both are virgins] Xiang Fengyu transmigrates into a book as the short-lived fiancée of a deranged male lead. From the start, she’s in danger of being killed after spotting a bloodstained shirt under his bed. She plans to use her golden finger, her knowledge of the p
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Can a Villainous Combatant Become a Magical Girl? 反派战斗员也能成为魔法少女吗?
[Cuddling + Fusion + Transformation + Secret Identities + Comedy + Spies] "The rating just came out. I have no idea if it’ll go up." “I just wanted a job that paid my social insurance and housing fund on time. Why did you turn me into a magical girl?!” Me, Qiao Feng, an abilityless nobody. To pay for my younger sister’s education, I accidentally joined one of the world’s top three evil organizations and became a low-ranking black-clad combatant with a generous salary of over ten thousand a mont
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A Great Traitor? No! A Great Scoundrel 大奸臣?不!大贱臣
Qin Jian transmigrates into the body of Great Xia's youngest Left Chancellor. Before he can even laugh out loud, one piece of bad news after another comes crashing down on him... His military authority has been taken away, his pockets are empty, his trusted aide has betrayed him, his fiancee has broken off their engagement, and the emperor will have his head as soon as he returns tomorrow. Qin Jian: "...Fine." He decides to live differently. If he can't be a treacherous minister, then he'll
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- 171 A Crowd-Favorite Husky Goes Viral on a Dating Show for Being Hilarious 万人迷二哈在恋综靠沙雕爆红 [Absurd comedy, entertainment industry, livestreamed dating show, a touch of everyone’s favorite] Shi Ha transmigrates into a book as a universally hated supporting character. Her mission is to crush the universally adored heroine and stage a successful comeback! The moment she appears, the audience bursts into angry jeers: “Can Shi Ha get off the planet already?!” But on the dating show… To her sworn enemy, she says, “I’ll get you a tortoise. Raise it well, and it can see you off when you die.” 8.1kReads9.5Score1.8kShelves
- 172 I'm Pathetic, But Somehow Everyone Loves Me, Haha! 窝囊吧,但还是成万人迷了哈哈! The print edition of The Side Character Could Never Be a Doormat is now available on all platforms [Outwardly meek but secretly hilarious heroine x violent, untamed hero whose rough edges are eventually worn smooth] Xu Nuo transmigrates into the role of a famously spineless supporting female character, then foolishly sets about seducing every male lead. When her secret comes to light, the male leads join forces to condemn her. Then she is dumped by her fiancé, setting her on the path to a deadly 33.3kReads9.5Score5kShelves
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The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Family Lucky Star 三岁半,全家福星杀疯了
[The Greatest Sword Cultivator Under Heaven + A Cute Child’s Revenge + Surviving the Cold Palace + Face-slapping the Villains + The Whole Family’s Beloved + Saving Her Father at the Border + The Dethroned Crown Prince Turns the Tables + The Entire Court Kneels in Submission + From Abandoned Baby to Grand Princess Who Protects the Nation] Alternate title: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie Who Wiped Out the Dog Emperor’s Entire Family Shen Yu, the greatest sword cultivator under heaven, was coax
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- 174 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走,那我的精神病呢? [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 56.2kReads9.6Score7.7kShelves
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The Villainess Changes Careers to Become a Top Tycoon's Dotting Daughter 恶毒女配转行,做顶级豪门妈宝女
The reality show A Hundred Careers premiered to great fanfare. Among all the different professions, viewers spotted a particularly unusual one: pampered rich girl? That’s a career? * After Su Jinli fell into a swimming pool and nearly drowned, countless memories inexplicably appeared in her mind. She was the wicked supporting actress in a novel, constantly used by the heroine as a foil, bullied, face-slapped, and left with nothing, before meeting a tragic end that dragged her wealthy family down
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A Female Ghost Shows Up Pregnant, and You Say You're a Proper Daoist? 女鬼怀孕上门你说你是正经道士?
[Mystery Solving] [Ghost Stories] [Chinese Folk Traditions] Su Yun is an heir to the Yin-Yang School, one of the pre-Qin traditions. Introduced by an acquaintance, he went on a blind date and met his girlfriend. After they broke up, Su Yun prepared to turn her into a zombie. Just as the process was nearly complete on the seventh day, a policewoman burst in and arrested him for murder. Su Yun: “I'm innocent! My ex-girlfriend was a flight attendant, fair-skinned, beautiful, and long-legged. Why wo
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Anti-Scam Livestream: The Station’s Cells Are Full 反诈直播:所里快蹲不下了
Scammer: Our records show an overseas purchase of 200,000 US dollars on your account. Did you make this purchase yourself? Lu Ze: Yes, I made it myself. What about it? The scammer thought, You sure know how to brag! Lu Ze: I never thought... the fact that I bought weapons overseas would finally come to light! Using his god-tier voice imitation skill, Lu Ze mimics the voices of several underlings, as well as the sound of an AK firing in full auto. The scammer's face turns pale. “I'm calling the p
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- 178 Great Qin: Peerless Prince, Slapping Ying Zheng from the Start 大秦:无双皇子,开局掌掴嬴政 Ying Feiyu transmigrated to the Great Qin dynasty, starting out at just five and a half years old. Luckily, he had a Brat System. As long as he kept causing trouble, he could earn rewards. “What? System, you're saying my father is Qin Shi Huang?” When he learned he was actually Ying Zheng's twenty-fourth son, who had been left behind, Ying Feiyu was stunned. To keep Great Qin from falling after just two generations, and to save his own skin, Ying Feiyu had no choice but to step in and defy fate 2.3kReads8.7Score388Shelves
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After Our Wedding-Night Divorce, the God of War Prince Goes Mad Chasing Me 新婚夜和离后,战神王爷追疯了
[Hilarious power fantasy + ancient setting + transmigration + romance + sweet doting love + pocket dimension + both reborn + cultivation] Special agent Chu Zhaoning transmigrates, and things get downright absurd! Before she can even open her eyes, a masked bastard ambushes her from behind. She flies into a rage, and the consequences are serious. Without another word, she unleashes the secret move she has treasured for years: tickling his armpits. But the bastard is no pushover! Chu Zhaoning give
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A Must-Have for Slackers: This System Is Amazing 咸鱼必备,这个系统太好了
[Comedy + daily life + high martial arts + school setting] Zhou Fan transmigrates into a modern world of high martial arts and gets bound to an Anti-Grind System. The System wants Zhou Fan to promote the slacker mindset and encourage everyone to enjoy life. Whenever Zhou Fan works hard at cultivating, his strength regresses. But if he makes a pact with someone else, the harder they work and grind, the faster the slacker Zhou Fan grows, as a punishment for them. Zhou Fan studies the rules careful
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Super Scary Livestream 超级惊悚直播
"Welcome, everyone, to the Supernatural Scary Live Stream. Before we start today's broadcast, I have to tell you that only three kinds of people can watch this stream: those with a heavy aura of yin energy, those who will die within seven days, and the third kind, which I can't discuss in detail. I can only give you one warning: watch your back!"
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- 182 The Character-Changing System Clings to a Powerful Ally, and the Leads Go Off the Rails 改字系统抱紧大腿,男女主发癫了 The domineering CEO, the tragic romance heroine, the aloof master beyond worldly concerns, the scheming prince plotting a coup: they all have their character settings turned upside down. The main goal is to have fun with the people! [Li Heng leaned against the doorframe, smoking as he looked down at the panicked Bai Xiaoyue getting dressed] Shang Jing frowned. Smoking was so unhealthy, so she had the System change [smoking] to [swaying]. Just then, Li Heng had only just pulled out his cigarette 274Reads6.6Score—Shelves
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The Street Ruffian of the Entertainment Industry, Starts by Speeding with a Robber 内娱街溜子,开局带劫匪狂飙
For female readers! Complete!! [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + shamelessness + memes + face-slapping + mysticism + no logic] After transmigrating, Lu Ling became a washed-up actress. From the start, she had to deal with a cheating scumbag boyfriend, being blacklisted by her company, and a ruthless rejection from a director... Faced with this thoroughly unfriendly world, Lu Ling decided to go completely crazy and wreck everyone’s day. And so the entertainment industry gained a new menac
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- 184 I’m a Paragon of the Righteous Path, Yet I’m Bound to a Blackmail System 我,正道楷模!身负勒索系统 Li Dao transmigrated to another world and became a famous good Samaritan. He also awakened a Super Blackmail System. Its only function was to strengthen anything he extorted! [Ding! Extortion successful. Southern Bright Li Fire has been upgraded to Southern Bright Divine Fire.] … And so, Li Dao extorted prodigies while maintaining his image as a paragon of righteousness. The Saintess came to break off their engagement? She'd better watch her step on the way back. The Holy Son came to provoke hi 7.1kReads8.8Score567Shelves
- 185 I Turned the Whole Class of Underachievers Around, and You Call Me a Homeroom Teacher? 秀翻整个学渣班,你管这叫班主任 Reborn as the homeroom teacher of a class of good-for-nothings, Lu Ze gets the [Super Hardcore Teacher System]. Lu Ze: Nice to meet you. How about this: Class monitor, make a group chat and add everyone. Class monitor: Sure thing, Mr. Lu. The next second. Lu Ze: All right, the 25 students who’ve joined the group, hand over your phones. What kind of teacher is this? What a scam! Another time. Lu Ze: Come on, everyone, repeat after me: “Though old, I am still strong; though my hair is white, my am 4.5kReads9.5Score552Shelves
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The Siblings Say Nothing, Just Keep Humiliating Their Eldest Brother 兄妹俩不语,一味拿大哥颜面扫地
[A goofy, over-the-top daily-life story about a brother and sister. No romance for the protagonist. Maximum absurdity.] When Xie Tangning woke up, she discovered she was living in an old-fashioned novel. The Xie family was the original male lead’s biggest stepping stone, and each of them was destined to die in their own way. Her second brother, Xie Changyu, would be sold by the male lead to a region in Myanmar, where his kidneys would be harvested. After going bankrupt, her eldest brother, Lu Hu
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A Drunken Nighttime Kiss! One Flirt from Her, and the Arrogant Big Shot’s Heart Races 醉吻夜!她一撩,桀骜大佬心狂跳
[The print edition of Climbing the Capital’s Family Tree is now available on all platforms.] [Top Capital City Tycoon · Rebellious, Devoted Suit-Wearing Bad Boy vs. Ballet Princess · Radiant, Proud Little Swan] Li Zhi and Fu Yanze grew up together, but Li Zhi turned out to be the fake heiress. For the sake of his own interests, Fu Yanze chose to get engaged to the real heiress, a leading actress in the entertainment industry. He hoped Li Zhi would understand and said he would come back to marr
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Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage 打我一巴掌全世界都受到同等伤害
A million-character novel [fresh premise + comedy + high martial arts + whenever the protagonist gets hurt, the whole world takes ten times the damage + buffs, diarrhea, and when all things revive, pain and pleasure are also shared with everyone tenfold + what do you do when people from another world are too strong? Hit yourself. Come on, let's hurt each other! Stop chasing me! If you keep it up, I'll start pleasuring myself.]
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System? Didn't I Just Bind to One? 系统?我不是刚刚绑定过了吗?
[Transmigration] [Dual Systems] [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious and Absurd] Everyone else gets cheat powers from a single System. My two Systems spend every day fighting each other! Ye Ao transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. His name happens to match the legendary online-game ID "Ye Ao, What Can You Do About It?", accidentally activating an online-game System. He thinks he is about to sweep across the immortal world with cheat powers all the way, but who could have guessed a whol
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- 190 You Won't Divorce Me? You Won't Leave Even Someone as Mentally Ill as Me Alone? 不和离?我一个精神病你都不放过 [Genuinely mentally ill heroine, mysticism, causing trouble to people’s faces, doted on by everyone, irresistible charm] Lin Yu'er is a mental patient who suddenly transmigrates into the role of the Marchioness of Zhaoping! Everyone in Shengjing knows that Lin Yu'er is crazy! She screams herself hoarse, talks to thin air, contorts her face with rage, and hits anyone she sees! Even the entire Imperial Medical Bureau was helpless, but then word suddenly spread that the Marquis of Zhaoping said his 10.9kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves
- 191 This Protagonist Won't Take Orders, So I'm Done 这届主角不服管,老子不干了 [Recruiting protagonists + ensemble cast + slow start] The black-hearted System gives me an impossible mission: make the urban war god, the miraculous doctor, the martial arts prodigy, the Dragon King God of War, the reincarnated emperor, the blind Sword Sovereign, the reincarnation, the reborn one... submit to me. What the hell? They’re all absurdly powerful protagonists. You expect them to take me as their boss? I quit! 102.5kReads9.6Score11.6kShelves
- 192 I’m a Dual-Personality Surgeon, Professionally a Ripper 我,双面手术师,职业开膛手 Some call him Miracle Doctor Lu, while others call him Lu the Skinner. Some owe their battlefield dominance to the mechanical limbs he fitted them with; others have breathed their last beneath his surgical knife. He can save someone on the brink of death, or make a corpse disappear without a trace. By day, he is the warmest kindness in the world; by night, he is a terror that makes the whole world tremble. A scalpel rests between his fingers: one side is a demon, the other an angel. His name is 19.9kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves
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A Max-Level Expert Crashes Five Hags, and Their Secret Identities Are Revealed Everywhere 满级大佬闯五哈,马甲掉一地
Updated regularly every day, with no breaks. Thank you for your support! I was hit by a car in an accident and spent about a month in the hospital. I was a bit out of it, so the plot went off track for a while. It’s back on the main storyline now!!! [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Everyday life] [Variety shows] [System] [Entertainment industry] [One female lead] [Rising star] White Ye went out to buy breakfast and had an incredible stroke of luck: he ended up in Blue Star, a parallel world to Earth! Tha
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- 194 Your Sister-in-Law? No, Your Backer 是嫂嫂?不,是资本 [The rating is only low because it just came out~] [System + business simulation + showbiz + forum posts + phone gallery finds + slight everyone-loves-her vibe + dating your brother-in-law’s older brother] After getting a System, Zhang Chu Wei started playing a real-life business simulation game. In the future, she would get her own brand into supermarkets across the country and build a business empire of her own. But she didn’t know any of that yet. Running a tiny convenience store in the unive 5.2kReads8.6Score530Shelves
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After I Transmigrated Into a Book, My System Turned Out to Be Doubao? 穿书后,我的系统竟然是豆包?
After transmigrating into a book, why is my System actually Doubao?
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The Demon Registry: I Can Tell at a Glance That You're Not Human 录妖司:本官一眼就看出你不是人
[Wacky comedy] [System-driven] [Coming of age] [Demon slaying] Also known as and After transmigrating to a world ravaged by demons during the Great Yin dynasty, I awakened a demon-slaying System. I thought I’d slay every monster from then on and rise to invincibility, but the gear the System handed out was completely absurd. A standard demon-slaying sword? No such thing. All I got from the System from the start was a kitche
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No Eavesdropping on the Emperor 不许偷听朕说话
An Jiu transmigrated into the body of a young palace maid who wanted to climb into the emperor’s bed. The moment she opened her eyes, the tyrant ran his sword straight through the maid who had tried to seduce him. The next day, the tyrant killed a senior maid who served one of the consorts. On the third day, a maid who tasted the emperor’s food died from poison. Being a palace maid was a high-risk job. An Jiu decided to work hard, save up, cherish her life, and stay away from the tyrant. But the
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I Find Treasures at the Junkyard, and One Glance Tells Me Their Past and Future 废品站捡宝,我一眼断古今
I Find Treasures at the Scrap Yard, and Can Tell an Antique's Age at a Glance
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- 199 The Heiress Returns to Her Family 千金回归一家亲 The Heiress Returns, Reuniting the Family 18Reads—Score—Shelves
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Your Highness, Don't Blush. This Princess Consort Treats All Kinds of Paralysis 王爷别脸红,本王妃专治各种瘫痪
My Lord, Don't Blush. This Princess Consort Treats Every Kind of Paralysis
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