Animals Going Home, What Does That Have to Do with Me, Their Keeper?

Name: Animals Going Home, What Does That Have to Do with Me, Their Keeper?
Author: Yu Ganyou

动物回老家，关我饲养员什么事？

by Yu Ganyou (鱼甘游)

Status: Completed
Length: 396k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Raising animals + wiping out all opposition + no saintly protagonist + no female lead + wild imagination + comedy]

Shen Zhuang inherits his grandfather’s zoo, which is on the verge of closing, and quickly realizes how hard it is to keep all the animals fed.

With no other choice, he looks after the animals while squeezing in odd jobs whenever he can.

Then one day, after training a panda as a “man-eating iron beast,” he is escorted to an interrogation room by heavily armed police officers.

The criminal investigation captain interrogates him in person: “Explain why your animals went abroad.”

Shen Zhuang answers honestly: “I couldn’t afford to feed them, so I sent them back to their hometown for a visit.”

“Why did an elephant go to northern Myanmar to transport artillery shells?”

“It’s a Burmese elephant. It was just visiting its mother’s family.”

“Why did the Red Sea birds drop bombs on Israel’s facilities?”

“They were migrating, and Israel’s Iron Dome mistook them for drones. They were just defending themselves.”

“Why did a group of kangaroos smear feces all over the Asia-Pacific headquarters of the Bangji Group in Australia?”

“The company promised to deliver formula but never did. The platypuses were so hungry they could only drink tiger milk, so the kangaroos were just helping them get their money back.”

Shen Zhuang’s answers leave Zhang Yang with a pounding headache.

“Then tell me, can flies kill people?”

“No.”

“Then can you explain the assassination of an important figure from Little Japan?”

“People from Little Japan don’t count as human.”

As the investigation deepens, the police discover that Shen Zhuang has somehow thrown the entire world into turmoil just to feed his animals...

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106Reads · 30 days

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