Hilarious Stories That'll Make Your Stomach Hurt From Laughing 超级搞笑的文，搞笑的肚子痛那种

1. 801 哥 After Her Brother Was Reborn and Turned Dark, the Adored Little Princess Melted His Heart! 哥哥重生黑化后，被团宠小公主萌翻了！ Baili Sha百里砂Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Everyone's favorite + adorable baby + daily life and family bonds at the heart of it + healing + supporting characters reborn + a real three-and-a-half-year-old] Zhu Zhu is widely considered the luckiest child in all the capital when it comes to being born into a good family. Her father wields immense political power, her mother is richer than the whole realm, her uncle is a brave and skilled warrior, and her many older cousins treasure her like a jewel. Even the emperor treats her like his own 40.3kReads9.5Score7.9kShelves
2. 802 仙 Immortal King, Please Hurry Back! 仙王，求求您快回去吧 Chai Bu Quan柴不犬Urban1.0M WordsCompleted To better temper himself in the mortal world, a generation's Immortal King entered a world in the Age of Declining Magic. Little did he know that once he went, he would never want to return. "Immortal King, have you had your fun? If you have, hurry back! The Immortal Realm can't do without you!" "No way. There are no short videos or games in the Immortal Realm. I've spent billions of years there. I've had enough!" "I want to see for myself what this world has that's worth staying for!" From then 12.1kReads9.2Score1kShelves

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   Super funny, you'll laugh until your stomach hurts.

3. 803 人 I'm Known as the Dog Sword Immortal 人送外号狗剑仙 Snowy Little Foam雪小沫丷Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Genius Protagonist]+ [Cunning Schemer]+ [Slow Burn]+ [Upright Values]+ [Sword Cultivator] A programmer suddenly dies and accidentally transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation, bringing his pet dog along. By chance, he obtains a peerless legacy that had vanished into the river of time. He cultivates the sword, withstands heavenly tribulations, and saves the woman he loves! Is the Heavenly Dao, which controls the fate of all living beings, truly just? Do immortals at the pinnacle of thi 778Reads8.0Score105Shelves
4. 804 重 Reborn in Officialdom: I Really Don't Want Another Promotion 重生官场：我真的不想再升职了 Ink as a Blade以墨为锋Urban2.4M WordsCompleted In 2003, Liang Weishi never wanted to enter government service. Yet through a series of fortunate coincidences, from the day he passed the civil service exam, he rose rapidly through the ranks... 128.7kReads9.1Score14.5kShelves

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   They're different genres, but they all manage to make you laugh out loud involuntarily, and then keep you reading on. That's great.

5. 805 趁 While the Empress Is Still Innocent, Trick Her into Cultivating with Me 趁女帝单纯，忽悠她一起修炼 San Zui三最Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Invincible, ten-thousandfold returns, comedy, empress, lie flat and become a god, take disciples, summon, build a faction, fast-paced power fantasy] Ye Qingyun transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes a peak master. Because he lazes around too much, the System crashes and turns dark, upgrading into the Supreme Invincible System. It has only one goal: to make its Host invincible, more invincible, and utterly invincible! [Host detected breathing. Reward: a thousand years of cultivation, eno 42.7kReads9.0Score4kShelves

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   These are all hilarious, so please don't watch them while eating, or you might choke! [Laughing emoji]

6. 806 认 I Adopted a Ghost as My Mother: He Really Doesn’t Play by the Rules 认鬼做母：他真不按套路出牌 A Ladleful一瓢Urban3.2M WordsOngoing Down-and-out Chu Hao obtains the Life Choice System, which offers professional services for no reward. Complete a task, and you receive a prize. He thought his life was finally about to turn around. But the client who wanted a child wasn’t human, and the System’s generous reward was impossible to earn. He nearly lost his life trying. As he fled, he saw a woman in red standing on a bridge. The System offered him a choice, and he shouted, “Mom, save me!” And so he accepted a ghost as his mothe 35kReads8.4Score3.2kShelves

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   "Mom, save me, please!!!" [Eating popcorn][Eating popcorn][Eating popcorn] The impoverished Chu Hao obtains a Life Choice System—a professional service, no reward expected, just a reward for completion. He thought his life would turn around. Unexpectedly, the client seeking a child wasn't human, and the system's high reward nearly cost him his life before he even completed one task. While on the run, he sees a woman in red standing on a bridge. The system presents him with an option: "Mom, save me!" So he recognizes a ghost as his mother. Chu Hao realizes—"The higher the system reward, the higher the mortality rate."

7. 807 女 My Girlfriend Thinks I'm Crazy, but I'm Scavenging for Gold in the Apocalypse 女友嫌我精神病，我在末世捡黄金 Tomato's Number One Handsome Guy番茄第一帅哥Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Synopsis (trading between two worlds, conquering the universe, traveling through dreams) Li Xuan is diagnosed with a mental illness! The reason: two months ago, he started having nightmares. Whenever he falls asleep, his consciousness enters another parallel world. In that world, apocalyptic disasters have been raging for two whole months. There is another man named Li Xuan, who has endured extreme cold, scorching heat, acid rain, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, and viral infections in the apoc 32.5kReads8.8Score3.4kShelves
8. 808 我 I’m a Lawyer. Being a Little More Ruthless Is Only Reasonable 我一个律师，猛亿点很合理吧 One W Every Day一天一个达不溜Urban1.2M WordsCompleted (A legal-education comedy in the style of Zhang San, with wild ideas and satisfying payoffs. The blurb is short and not very good, so please check out the main story!) Trainee lawyer Lin He is harassed by his supervisor and is about to leave the law firm when he unexpectedly binds himself to the Madman System. From then on, his life is like having a cheat code... Bystander One: “That was brutal! I only glanced at him once in court, and I got sentenced to ten months!” Bystander Two: “That was ter 5.9kReads8.9Score531Shelves
9. 809 香 Invoke the Gods with Incense! Guan Yu Cleaves the Great Black Buddha Mother in Two 香火请神！睁眼关公刀劈大黑佛母 Three Thousand Six Hundred Turns of Shakyamuni释迦摩尼三千六百转Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Global Class Change] [Eyes Open, Guan Yu] [Chentang Pass Knife-Cut Noodles] [Boss of Guanjiangkou] [Big Shot of Flower-Fruit Mountain] [Calling in Reinforcements from Love Between Fairy and Devil] [Bureau 749] [No Female Lead] The supernatural invades, the Heavenly Dao descends, and everyone undergoes a Global Class Change. Qin Hao transmigrates to this world by accident. Despite his exceptional talent, he awakens to the hidden support class of Incense Master. Luckily, he also awakens an incens 11.8kReads8.6Score1kShelves
10. 810 做 After Becoming a Soul Reaper, She Nearly Tore Up the Book of Life and Death 做了无常后，她差点撕了生死簿 The One Who'll Be a Rich Woman Someday某天会成为富婆的Modern Romance215k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy] + [Hilarious] + [Short episodic stories] + [Livestream] + [Supernatural] + [A whole lot of memes!] After her life as a wage slave comes to an end, Luan Linlang becomes a ghostly official in the underworld, able to travel between the worlds of the living and the dead. One day, her boss, Gu Yan, is cornered in a long alley by a rampaging ghost. At the critical moment, Luan Linlang dodges to the side. A mistake, a mistake. She meant to get out of the way, so how did she end up fling 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Female lead: Like a little potato, not rustic but hilarious. Male lead: A cunning and domineering CEO, not pretentious. Second male lead: There are too many smart people; I want to stand up for the idiots. Episodic short stories, not mindless comedy, but a supernatural and heartwarming story!

11. 811 开 A Sacred Land's Daoist Heir from the Start, and You Want Me to Follow the Trash Talent Route? 开局圣地道子，你让我走废材流？ The Boss of East Street东大街一霸Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted (Cultivation prodigy, decisive and ruthless, lighthearted, System, play the pig to eat the tiger, master of bullying the weak, fishing expert, multiple women) After transmigrating to a xianxia world, Qi Yuan never awakened a golden finger, but everything still went smoothly for him. He established his foundation in one year and formed his core in three. His peerless talent caused a sensation at the Taixuan Sacred Land, and he became its Daoist Heir at a young age, enjoying lofty status and unpar 91.7kReads8.6Score9.9kShelves
12. 812 继 My Adorable, Needy Stepsister Has Her Brothers Wrapped Around Her Finger 继妹又萌又奶，哥哥连哄带拐 Chen Xi Zi尘西子Ancient Romance215k WordsCompleted When Bai Ying was four, her mother suddenly returned and took her along when she remarried. In one stroke, Bai Ying became the second young lady of the leading family in the Vermilion Bird Kingdom. Her scumbag father and older sister were waiting to see her make a fool of herself. They said her stepfather would reject her, her stepbrother would despise her, and her step-grandmother would throw her out. But the truth was Her quiet, taciturn stepfather gave Bai Ying a storage pouch filled with 6.7kReads9.2Score840Shelves

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    Super hilarious! [Laughing] The author is a real gem! 🤣 Super funny. In the first book, the female lead is so adorable, saying, "Oh, dear, I just... Wanted to dump a poop pot on her face!" [Facepalm] Hahaha, I laughed so hard I almost split my hair out! [Crying with laughter] So cute it made my face bleed! 🤣 The whole book is full of laughs, so childlike and innocent, I almost laughed my head off! [Crying with laughter]... The second book is humorous and witty, the female lead is so sensible it's heartbreaking, she's also a cute and adorable little dumpling, a darling of the family, super funny, I laughed so hard my bed shook in the middle of the night! [Facepalm]...

13. 813 重 Back to the 1980s: From the Start, I Sell a Human Trafficker 重活80年代，开局卖掉人贩子 Rich Young Master from a Poor Family寒门阔少Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Nostalgic rebirth + beautiful wife and devoted dad + making amends and turning over a new leaf + no System + witty humor + cozy everyday life + getting rich through farming] He was once a good-for-nothing, yet also a peerless patriot! Burdened by immense guilt and regret over his wife and daughter, he lived alone to old age, then donated his entire trillion-yuan fortune before he died. But life begins anew. Through tears, the powerful Qin Dongfang returns to 1986, just before his poor, beloved 5.8kReads9.1Score624Shelves
14. 814 我 I Scrounge Food and Drink at the Cemetery 我在坟地蹭吃蹭喝 Bao Gungun.包滚滚.Urban1.8M WordsCompleted I'm a cemetery security guard. I love teddy bear cookies, earn ten thousand gold bricks a month, and get rewarded until my hands are full. “Ding! Successfully sent a lecherous ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: permanent +100 luck with romance.” “Ding! Successfully sent a hanged ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: rubber tongue.” “Ding! Successfully sent a water ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: the skill to outrun your underwear.” “Ding! Successfully sent the Ghost King off to reincarnate. Reward: 5.3kReads8.8Score630Shelves

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    Don't blame me if your stomach hurts.

15. 815 大EN A Freshman Internship, and You Go to Bureau 749 to Contain Monsters 大一实习，你跑去749收容怪物 Gaara's Sand我爱罗的沙Urban4.0M WordsOngoing [Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster 538.5kReads9.5Score43.9kShelves

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    🐠🐠No money at the end of the month, so I searched on my phone: "How to get through a week on five yuan?" "Can I still drink instant noodle soup that's been sitting out for two days?" "Can I eat less if I sleep more?" "How about roasting some maggots?" Finally, I dug into the ashtray, found the longest butt, and smoked it while cursing myself for pouring water.

16. 816 史 The Harshest Test Setter in History 史上最狠出题人 Clouds Stop, Water Flows云止流水Urban507k WordsCompleted [Adapted into a short drama] He's elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most deviously cruel exam setter in the world! One test paper wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, while a single question made 200,000 students in Huicheng cry! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions in their head. What color was Daji's bellyband? Did Qin Shi Huang circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise? This is a Chinese exam, so why are you asking 5.7kReads9.3Score785Shelves
17. 817 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: Invincible from the Start as a Delivery Driver 灵气复苏：从送外卖开始无敌 Big Jujube Tree大枣树Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + urban superpowers + System + multiple heroines + lighthearted comedy] I just have a ridiculous bug-ridden System that can turn the negative effects of cultivation techniques into positive ones. Have you ever heard of a berserk state that boosts your recovery and keeps you calm? Have you ever heard of self-harming martial arts being completely reversed into strengthening techniques? When people ask Ye Xiaoshu why he's so insanely strong, he replies: “As an ordinary deliver 6.9kReads9.0Score788Shelves
18. 818 刑 Seriously?! You Mooched Off My Wi-Fi and Cut My Internet Cable 刑啊！蹭我wifi，还剪我网线 Drippy Ice Cream冰淇淋淋Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Stickler for Details] + [Law] + [Outlaw] + [Stacking Charges (Stacking Kills)] + [Zhang San] Chen Feng is a livestreamer. One day, he discovers someone stealing his Wi-Fi, so he changes the password. But to his surprise, the neighbor comes knocking and demands the password, claiming her child needs it for online classes. And if he refuses, she’ll cut his internet cable? How about destruction of private property, disturbing the peace, and trespassing? Your account got stolen by a hacker? How 4.3kReads9.3Score595Shelves
19. 819 无 The Peerless Poison Strategist Backs the Empress 无双毒士，力挺女帝 One Glance at the Vast Sea一顾沧海Historical2.1M WordsCompleted [Masterful political intrigue + empress + poetry + contrasts + lie flat + power of capital] From the start, a princess is poisoned and hunted down, but Shen Liuxiang mistakes her for the top courtesan on a pleasure boat. By day... well, by day and night, they have heart-to-heart talks. The princess sighs: “Better not to be born a woman. For a hundred years, our joys and sorrows lie in other people’s hands.” Shen Liuxiang laughs: “Come on, take a look at this book, The Legend of Wu Meiniang.” The 10.3kReads8.1Score1.1kShelves

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    (Two chubby faces hiding behind clothes, walking with the cloth bag jingling. Head down, they stumble and land softly, never seeing their feet.) I highly recommend this novel. It's the pinnacle of toxic strategist novels. The protagonist is a pretty boy, an invincible scoundrel, an invincible schemer, an invincible political strategist. Even the Black and White Impermanence would have to endure two big beatings from him. The main thing is that it's so funny, every chapter is full of jokes, the writing style is witty and humorous, and the plot is exhilarating and satisfying. I laughed so hard I squealed like a pig.

20. 820 首 The Grand Secretary Regrets It, but I've Already Won the Favor of the Entire Harem 首辅大人后悔了，我已宠冠六宫 The Wind Goes Blah Blah叽里咕噜的风Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama of the same name, Resigning as Chief Councillor, is now streaming on Hongguo and Fanqie! In this life, both leads are faithful to each other. In her previous life, the heroine, Liu Mianmian, was married. In his previous life, the hero, Xie Lingyuan, died young. There’s no rivalry between women, so if that’s what you’re looking for, this story isn’t for you. In her previous life, no one lived happily. In this life, Liu Mianmian just wants to live comfortably. All she wants this t 8.7kReads8.8Score2.5kShelves

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    Go check it out, especially the first few pages of the first book, they're not very good, but the rest are hilarious.

21. 821 捉 My Monster-Hunting Was Exposed, So I Had to Livestream Explanations of Monsters and Ghosts 捉妖被曝光，只好直播科普妖与鬼 Pure and Cute Girl清纯萌妹Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming explanations of monsters from authentic ancient Chinese texts + One female lead + Two incredibly powerful protagonists + The Classic of Mountains and Seas + What the Master Does Not Speak Of + All kinds of folk customs, researched in meticulous detail] As the saying goes: I offer the gods fine incense, and they say it isn't good enough. When a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers came down from the sky wearing sunglasses and smoking Huazi cigarettes, the viewers fell silent. Lin Qin 28.9kReads9.1Score2.7kShelves

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    🌈🌈These books are hilarious, just from the titles! Highly recommended! The author has an incredibly vivid imagination. 🌟🌟They're full of witty remarks and will have you laughing out loud. I was secretly listening to an audiobook at work and almost laughed out loud before my boss caught me. I'm truly impressed by this author's hilarious antics. 🌟🌟

22. 822 三 Three Hundred Million People Are Watching, But I Forgot I Was Livestreaming 三亿人围观，我却忘了在直播 Er Moji二磨叽Eastern Fantasy818k WordsOngoing [Gaming + livestreaming + comedy + wuxia world + alternate history] As soon as Tang Chu logged into the game, his amnesia kicked in, making him think he had transmigrated to another world. From then on, while everyone else played the game however they pleased, he carefully fought to survive; while everyone else treated NPCs as if they weren't real people, he shared life and death with them; while everyone else looked out only for themselves, he took it upon himself to speak up for the people... 1.3kReads8.9Score104Shelves
23. 823 中 You Dumped Me After I Passed the Scholar Exam, So Why Are You Crying Now That I’m Rich? 中秀才就休妻，我暴富你又哭什么 Yaoyao Ruoshui妖妖若水Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The moment Ye Caiping opened her eyes, she found herself a divorced woman, with her sister-in-law back home sharpening a knife against her. It wasn't that her sister-in-law was unreasonable. The original owner of this body was simply too awful! How awful? Here, take a look: Whenever her husband's family needed to build a house, if there was even a single grain of surplus food at her parents' home, she'd come sniffing around like a mad dog and take it all. So her mother-in-law could eat meat ever 34.3kReads9.3Score5.1kShelves
24. 824 七 In the 1970s: Picking Up a Madman as My Husband 七零年代疯批夫妇 The Colorful Xue Jingfei色彩缤纷的薛静妃Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Historical era + green tea schemer + obsessive love + unhinged + powerful lead + everyday family life + pocket dimension + food + healing + transmigrate into a book This is the story of two unfortunate souls saving each other. After transmigrating into the countryside as a little orphan, Ming Dai meets Zhou Sinian, a mad powerful man who loves wearing red headscarves. Under the protection of his reputation, she manages to establish herself in the village. Zhou Sinian was a cannon-fodder characte 109.5kReads9.3Score11.4kShelves

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    These are absolutely hilarious! They're all top-rated masterpieces. The first one is full of life, with humor rooted in everyday life. The second one is about a female CEO secretly watching me slack off at work. The third one is about Lao Liu Qin Feng's daily life of tricking people. The fourth one is about the consequences of farting. They're absolutely hilarious! [Licking screen][licking screen][licking screen]

25. 825 星 The Interstellar Battle for Dad 星际争爸 Heart-Hunting Scoundrel猎心贼肝Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.9M WordsCompleted [Funny] [Passionate] [Shameless] [Ensemble Cast] [Pop-Culture References] A devious warrior An individualistic commander A flashy assassin A sniper who likes to fight head-on The four idiots of the human race wreak havoc across the universe. A novel with a shameless plot and an even more shameless author. 23.8kReads9.3Score2.1kShelves

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    Enough said, just watch.

26. 826 农 The Beloved Darling of the Farmer's Family 农家团宠娇娇女 Gu Youran顾悠然Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Tangbao has lost her parents, and none of her relatives are willing to take her in. They say she brings bad luck. To make up the number eight, which sounds like “prosperity,” Old Madam Yang, who already has seven grandsons, brings Tangbao home. Everyone says the Yang family is doomed now that they’ve taken Tangbao in. But instead of falling on hard times, they become one of the most powerful families in the Great Zhou! The Yangs do have tempers, though. Whenever someone says Tangbao brings bad l 11kReads9.3Score841Shelves

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    A high-quality, completed story. "There was indeed a guaranteed admission spot back then, but I didn't take it." Hearing this, she perked up, asking with some skepticism, "Why didn't you go?" "Firstly, because I wasn't used to the climate there, and secondly, I wasn't the one who got the guaranteed admission." "..." "Come back soon, we won't hold you accountable for digging up your ancestral graves."... You won't regret reading this, just for one thing: to make you happy ♥

27. 827 虚 Void Adventurer 虚空冒险家 She Shantang佘山樘Sports2.4M WordsOngoing [Dungeons] [Transmigration] Zhang Po: “Do I look like a peerless genius to you?” Huang Xiaoxian: “You’re a human asking a weasel to grant you a blessing. Does that make any sense?” The young Zhang Po set out to seek a blessing and ventured into the Void World, becoming a Void adventurer. When a human asks for a weasel’s blessing, he ought to get something out of it. If he can’t snag some good luck, he might as well grab a little bad luck instead. Once he’s snagged all the bad luck, only good luc 50.9kReads8.7Score4.1kShelves
28. 828 被 Fooled by Overseas Netizens, I Turned Out to Be Making Gun Barrels 被境外网友忽悠，原来我在造枪管 Powerful Dopey Goose强大的呆头鹅Urban749k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Yuan becomes an ordinary mechanical engineering student at Shanhe University. There really is a System, but all it gives Jiang Yuan is MAX-level mechanical manufacturing ability. For a college student, this ability is completely useless. Luckily, some helpful foreign internet users teach Jiang Yuan how to make things people like. After running his business for a year, Jiang Yuan gets a call from the Public Security Bureau. The police chief: “I 234Reads7.9Score106Shelves

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    That's hilarious! I laughed until my stomach hurt. It's about a college student who used his knowledge to earn extra money to support his family, making 2.1 Million yuan from one deal. Then the police invited him for "tea," and he genuinely thought it was just a casual chat, so he went happily.

29. 829 鄙 I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Urban2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch! 24.7kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves
30. 830 被 After Being Struck Dead by Divine Lightning, the Empress Became a Sensation in Showbiz 被神雷劈死后，女帝在娱乐圈爆红了 A Lazy Fish一条懒鱼Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Rebirth + entertainment industry + idol competition + mystery-solving variety show + wilderness survival + dating show + research + lighthearted comedy + wish fulfillment] After being reborn on Earth, Ke Tianqing joined her best friend in signing up for an idol competition variety show, hoping to earn 5,000 yuan for appearing on the program and get eliminated in the first round. She never imagined her mischievous fans would pull out all the stops to keep her from clocking out! And so, her pat 4.7kReads9.2Score700Shelves

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    🐋🐋This is hilarious! I was laughing so hard I almost died in the middle of the night. Can you imagine a woman laughing so hard she was pounding the bed?! I was laughing so hard I almost choked. You just can't keep up with the female lead's bizarre thinking. It's really amazing; I stayed up all night to finish it.

31. 831 诛 Sparrow Slayer 诛雀 Ten Thousand Blades千万刃Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + Fated Goddess + Strong Female Lead + Female-Centered Story + Cold-Hearted + Pursuing Her Comes at a Price + Coming of Age + Power Progression + Decisive and Ruthless] The Ji family had twin daughters. The elder was named Ji Feng, and the younger Ji Que. Everyone knew the Ji family had only one daughter: their eldest young lady, Ji Feng. From the moment Ji Que was born, her existence was destined to remain unknown. When she turned fifteen, she would be offered in a fiery sacrifi 29kReads8.9Score4.9kShelves
32. 832 将 The General Wants to Lay Down His Armor 将军要卸甲 A Mere Mortal in This World1984世间一俗人1984Ancient Romance915k WordsCompleted Before transmigrating, Lin Qi was the owner of a private company. Somehow, she ended up in the Great Qian dynasty, an alternate historical world ravaged by years of war, where the people were suffering and famine had struck. See how she turns her circumstances around and rises to the top… 5.3kReads9.0Score532Shelves

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    This story is very well-written. Although it's a historical romance, it's incredibly funny, and the female lead has a slightly roguish personality. She's extremely intelligent and has a sharp mind. It's so funny it makes your stomach hurt from laughing.

33. 833 为 Give the Mysterious World the Ultimate Dose of Trouble 为神秘世界献上最高级别的搞事 Qianzi Zhi浅子稚Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Creatures from a Cthulhu Mythos World + Light Novel + Evil God Protagonist + Stirring Up Trouble + The Author Has Gone Mad + One Heroine (Bro, This Diet Coke Has No Sugar)] Also known as I Tricked My Unlucky Uncle into Becoming a Legendary Investigator and Why Is My Tomboy Friend So Fragrant? “Hello, we'd like to learn about Mr. Hunter's life.” “If you're asking me, you've come to the right person. I know him very well.” “What kind of person was he?” “An unruly kid who loved wandering around al 9.2kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
34. 834 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, the Wealthy CEO Was the Villainess 穿书后，豪门总裁是恶毒女配 Ai Miguo艾迷果Modern Romance735k WordsOngoing Shocking news! Ruan Qiao, the new chairwoman of the Ruan Group, has married the third young master of the Huo family at first sight. Will the playboy queen of romance settle down for a hot young heartthrob? The third Huo brother, who just won the Best Actor award, is bundled up by his two older brothers and dumped into Miss Ruan’s bed. He kicks and struggles. “No! I don’t want this! I belong to all my fans! I don’t want to get married. Besides, if anyone’s getting married, it should be you two f 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts! The first book is an urban romance, full of the ups and downs of a wealthy family. It features business, movie stars, hilarious comedies, an ensemble cast, love, friendship, and family bonds—a heartwarming story. Of course, there's also a villainous female supporting character, the kind who's all sweetness and no substance but also ruthless. The second book is about the making of an ancient empress. The female lead is a modern 996 workaholic who transmigrates. She's unique and ruthless, a master of both medicine and poison. The male lead is a crown prince who later becomes emperor. He's a yandere with a mental illness, usually gentle and refined, but he's afraid of women. He's devoted only to the female lead, body and soul.

35. 835 战 Half a Life on the Battlefield, Yet I Return as the Same Old War God 战死沙场戎半生，归来仍是旧武神 A Quick Silence反手一个沉默Urban2.7M WordsCompleted Wang Xian, a half-step Martial God at the eighth realm of Old Martial Arts, died on an alien battlefield protecting ordinary people, only to return in a dream to his youth in his senior year of high school. In my previous life, I achieved greatness late, reaching the peak of the half-step Martial God realm, only to stop at the eighth realm and die with regrets. In this life, I will use my self-created Starry Sky Body-Tempering Art to forge a starry sky martial body capable of devouring stars and 94.2kReads9.1Score7.1kShelves

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    💥💥I recommend reading from the end to the beginning, I'm afraid you won't be able to handle the third book 😏🤭 First book: Ye Tongxue. I saved you because I am Wang Xian. I saved people because... I was once the first half-step Martial God in the history of Blue Star to reach the eighth level of the Old Martial Realm!

36. 836 重 Reborn as the Lucky Legitimate Daughter 重生之福运嫡妻 Ai Miguo艾迷果Ancient Romance596k WordsCompleted Princess Mai Miansang of Fu'an is a transmigrator. Mai Ya'er was a diligent HR intern at a Fortune 500 company, born in the late 1990s. After working overtime for three months straight, she got excited playing a game of cards on her day off and suddenly kicked the bucket… When she woke up, Mai Ya'er had been born into the Great Wei dynasty as the legitimate daughter of a marquis’s household. From then on, her eight older brothers doted on her endlessly, along with her cousin, the crown prince, w 3Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 837 是 It's Sesame. He Added Sesame 是芝麻，他在加了芝麻 Beef with Rice Noodles肠粉加头牛Eastern Fantasy469k WordsOngoing [Cultivation World + Food + Ensemble Cast + No Toxicity + Lighthearted Comedy + No Female Lead + No Harem + No Angst] After transmigrating into a cultivation world as a menial disciple of the Wudao Sect, he awakens the Culinary Dao System. The entire sect goes crazy competing for a taste of his cooking. From menial disciples and outer- and inner-sect disciples to personal disciples, elders, and ancestors, everyone gets involved. Their tricks are endless. No one is more shameless than the next. T 460Reads—Score102Shelves

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    This perfectly meets your requirements! It's a hilarious cultivation and food-themed novel, with everyone being a bit of a goofball. Although the author only earns a few cents a day, he promises to update until the end, exceeding a million words, and he's a responsible writer. The author updates daily and reads his own work from beginning to end, correcting any mistakes. Have you ever seen a cultivator using Doraemon's bamboo copter? This book has it. Have you ever seen a cultivator playing a dance machine? This book has it. Everyone's a bit of a goofball, everyone's hilarious. The author gets more and more unrestrained as it goes on, so read with confidence. Especially chapters 78, 87, and 88—the author laughed for two hours while writing them before he could stop himself from continuing. Just imagine, even the author himself was amused; this book must be incredibly funny and a cure for all unhappiness! [Smirk]

38. 838 药EN Cauldron of the Medicine God 药神鼎 Chubby Radish胖胖的萝卜Eastern Fantasy4.5M WordsCompleted (Mortal cultivation + no System + lighthearted + not a saint + multiple female leads + fast-paced) At the Foundation Establishment stage, he wins over a Nascent Soul uncle-master and a Core Formation senior sister; at the Deity Transformation stage, a Mahayana saintess. See how Ye Fei, an ordinary mortal, encounters one lucky opportunity after another and joyfully cultivates toward immortality. It starts slowly, but gets better and better as it goes. If something doesn't make sense at first, try 78.6kReads9.0Score8.6kShelves
39. 839 爷 Grandpa, Did You Really Start a Rebellion in the Underworld? 爷爷，您真在地府造反了？ A Big Shark一头大鲨鱼Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Campus Life, Everyday Moments, Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy, Supernatural, Shameless Antics, Unhinged Behavior] “Good grandson, Grandpa's out of money for the war. Hurry up and burn me some cash!” Zhang Di got nightmares like this at least once a day, but never thought much of them. Until one day, he dreamed his grandpa was fuming: “You little brat, why is it so hard to burn me some money? Fine, I'll send someone up there to teach you how to burn joss paper, step by step!” Grandpa's attacking a city? 16.9kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves

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    [Heart] The first book is about a protagonist who goes to worship his ancestors during a festival, but accidentally worships the wrong female ancestor. Using the female ancestor's abilities, he embarks on a series of hilarious and witty stories. The plot is fast-paced and doesn't drag. [Heart] The second book tells the story of a protagonist who travels to the world of Qin's Moon, encountering many historical officials and Emperor Qin Shi Huang. The protagonist uses his own abilities to create a series of hilarious and witty stories. Follow Tingbao [Heart] for a reading slump!

40. 840 对 The Good Parents' Guide to the Battlefield of Love 对抗路上的好父母守则 Tang Cuyu唐醋于Sci-Fi & Apocalypse941k WordsOngoing In small worlds, there are protagonists who are abused in body and spirit, betrayed and abandoned, and eventually turn evil and destroy the world, bringing about the collapse of their world and throwing its energy into chaos. To prevent the small worlds from perishing, the Good Parents System was created, along with a set of rules to guide parents’ behavior. The rules require parents to teach their children love, hope, and courage, helping them grow into kind and upright people so they won’t tur 5.2kReads9.4Score394Shelves

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    ✨✨🔥And this one has two strong leads✨✨, it's hilarious!! 💪💪, These two are practically poisoning everyone's mouths🔥hahaha, what kind of sparks will fly when two complete strangers become parents?🥳🥳🥳!! So good, so good🌸, the plot is fresh🍀! A must-read for those looking for something to read, everyone go check it out🉑🉑🉑🉑

41. 841 入 Nightfall 入夜 Empty-Headed脑袋空空Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The door opened, and a tall, slender man stepped out. Lin Mian stared at him, dumbstruck, forgetting even to snap out of it. “What are you looking at, hmm?” 7.3kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves
42. 842 她 The More They Fawn over Me, the More It Proves I Was Reborn for Nothing 她们越舔我，越是说明我白重生了 Bear-Riding Fisher骑熊钓鱼Urban1.6M WordsCompleted (The blurb doesn't do it justice) Back in 1984, returned to a time full of regrets, Chu Hao silently resolved that this time, he would give everything to make the family reunion a reality… 19.2kReads9.4Score1.6kShelves
43. 843 孽 A Tangled Web of Sin 孽乱 Late Autumn in the South City南城晚秋Urban6.3M WordsCompleted A baffling case. One stunning woman after another. A young man from a small town is framed and thrown into prison. How does he rise to the top, step by step, and become a powerful local magnate? Awake, he commands the world; drunk, he rests in the arms of beauties. Chen Fan does it all. A short drama adaptation of this book is now available. Its title is Beauty in Bloom: My Fatal Attraction. Please watch and support it. Thank you! 142.4kReads9.1Score13.3kShelves
44. 844 让 You Told Me to Play a Street Thug, So Why Are You Shouting That You're Possessed? 让你演地痞，你大声发附体？ It's Lao Liu是老六啊Urban388k WordsCompleted (Impersonation, livestreaming, roleplay, feel-good, movie star) After transmigrating to a parallel world, Zhou Qing discovers that he is taking part in a variety show called Discover the Actor. Contestants must enter movie and TV scenes created by AI and play the characters. The judges give them a prompt: thug! While all the other contestants frown and rack their brains, Zhou Qing plops himself down at the dining table without a care in the world. “Am I even human? Am I really a person or not?!” 1.3kReads7.3Score103Shelves

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    [Sending hearts][Sending hearts] 1. This book made me laugh so hard I spit out poop on my bed, and my mom beat me up. The male lead in this book goes back to high school after graduating from university and backstabs his students. 👅👅👅

45. 845 收 After Adopting the Down-and-Out Female Lead, I Died Horribly in Front of Her 收养落魄女主后，惨死在她面前 Li Huan离焕Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [In your first simulation, you transmigrate to a cultivation world.] [You become a refugee fleeing famine. Along the way, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her older brother.] [You depend on each other and become one another's only support.] [At the end of the simulation, you shield the grown girl and give your life to hold off a horde of demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in her eyes goes out too.] [In your second simulation, you transmigrate to a world where steam and mag 119kReads9.1Score13.9kShelves

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    My friends, I can't believe it! I watched this in the dorm and laughed so hard I was pounding my bed, I just couldn't stop! My roommates thought I was having a fit and kept asking me what was wrong. I didn't want to laugh so loudly, but I just couldn't help it. They totally got my funny bone tickled. I barely recovered before they hit me again and I was laughing even harder than before! Help! Someone, please help me! [Please follow][Send hearts]

46. 846 山 Night-Blooming Jasmine in the Mountain Village 山村夜来香 Langya Swordsman琅琊刀客Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Mitao Village has beautiful mountains, beautiful waters, and even more beautiful people. There's a young man in the village named Tiezhu. This lucky fool unexpectedly gains an unparalleled inheritance, and from then on the mountain village is transformed. The roads improve, the people grow wealthy... 17.8kReads8.7Score1.3kShelves
47. 847 大 Great Tang: Li Shimin Begs Me to Start a Rebellion 大唐：李世民求我造反 Joy Throughout the Land天下乐Historical3.1M WordsCompleted Li Ke transmigrates to the Zhenguan era of the Tang dynasty. He plans to use his skills as a motivational speaker to brainwash a loyal crew and keep his head down as an unremarkable prince. But eight years after transmigrating, he discovers that he brought along an entire national strategic reserve warehouse. So Li Ke throws caution to the wind. If he’s going to be a prince, he might as well be one who fears nothing and lives as freely as he pleases! First, he starts a newspaper to build his rep 157.2kReads9.5Score16.9kShelves

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    Currently, these are some of my favorite books by Tomato. I personally prefer completed novels to ongoing ones, and I love comedic time-travel stories, though I occasionally read cultivation novels too.

48. 848 怀 Pregnant with Twins Blessed by a Spirit Spring! The Cold-Faced Officer Spoils Her to No End! 怀灵泉双胎！冷面军官宠她入骨！ Sweet Tofu Pudding甜甜豆腐花Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Cool military officer + alluring beauty] (Multiple transmigrators + daily life with the army + married first, love later + raising kids and pregnancy + devoted to each other) [She opens her eyes to a whirlwind marriage and a child.] When Jiang Nian opens her eyes, she finds herself in the 1970s story her roommate wrote, as a busty, airheaded supporting character with a tragic fate, and a cute little daughter to boot. After she runs away and gets caught again, she finds herself standing beside h 10.4kReads8.7Score829Shelves

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    This is an absolutely hilarious story; I laughed until my stomach hurt. Seriously, it's unbearable to read. This tough, serious military officer—the contrast is just too adorable! He's completely unbearable to watch in front of his wife. And the worst part is, at night he's insatiable… I'm speechless! One baby after another! And the female lead becomes a mother right after transmigrating, she doesn't know how to breastfeed her baby! The male lead has no choice but to help her.

49. 849 反 Villain: I Really Didn’t Mean to Get My Master Pregnant! 反派：我真没想让师尊怀孕啊！ Maple Seventh Month枫七月Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsOngoing [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Master] [Empress] [Rebellious Disciple] “Rebellious disciple, rebellious disciple, you’re completely out of your mind!” Faced with his stunning master’s accusations, Chu Xiu shrugs. “Don’t blame your disciple for being heartless. You’re just too alluring, Master. Aren’t villains supposed to do whatever they please and commit every evil imaginable?” In the Firmament Continent, might makes right. After arriving in this world, Chu Xiu came to understand a few things. A 37.9kReads9.1Score3kShelves
50. 850 末 Apocalypse: I Devoured the Sun and Became the Flame Emperor 末世：吞噬太阳的我，成了炎帝 Tenfold Spell Formula十重术式Sci-Fi & Apocalypse3.9M WordsOngoing [Apocalypse + Gods + Starry Skies + Ensemble Cast + Powerful Protagonist + Invincible + Decisive and Ruthless + Everyone Says It Gets Better as It Goes] I am the Flame Emperor, standing above the gods. The apocalypse arrives, zombies descend from the skies, and gods walk the earth! Beasts from the sea come ashore and slaughter humanity! Yet all this is just an appetizer. Worse horrors and despair await. Lin Yu is reborn half a day before the apocalypse. Drawing on his experience from his previou 59.7kReads8.8Score4.7kShelves

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