Hilarious Stories That'll Make Your Stomach Hurt From Laughing 超级搞笑的文，搞笑的肚子痛那种

1. 751 恋 Can Love-Brain Syndrome Be Contagious? Good Thing I'm a Psycho 恋爱脑能传染？幸好我是个神经病 Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance555k WordsCompleted Cool-faced cutie x pure-hearted flirt + ridiculous antics + partial mind-reading + skin hunger + falling for him on her own Jiang Linghuan transmigrates into an old-school Mary Sue novel set at an elite academy and gets bound to the “Anti-Lovesick Brain” System. She keeps herself alive by stopping the whole school from shipping couples and cracking down on inappropriate public displays of affection: The domineering young master makes a grand confession over the school broadcast, and the whole sc 50.8kReads9.2Score9.8kShelves

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   They are all very beautiful.

2. 752 情 City of Heartbreak 情伤都市 Riding a Bull to Find You骑牛找你Urban215k WordsCompleted My new work is out! Come read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 953Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 753 我 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Urban648k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 600Reads—Score102Shelves

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   A must-read comedy masterpiece when you're looking for something to read.

4. 754 穿 I Returned to the Year I Was Born and Changed My Past Self 穿回出生年，我改变了前世的自己 Enjoy Every Day开心过每一天Modern Romance17k WordsCompleted I Traveled Back to the Year I Was Born and Changed My Past Self —Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 755 沙 A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生 Bu Zhi Yun KK不知云KKModern Romance506k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra 2.5kReads9.4Score329Shelves
6. 756 你 Don’t You Feel Guilty Making a Living Selling Ghosts? 你当鬼贩子良心不会痛吗 Lord of Bailu City白鹿城主Mystery506k WordsCompleted [Ghost peddler + no female lead + bluffing + ghost summoner] Ghostly energy surges, and terror descends. Lu Jing inherits the funeral goods shop his grandfather left behind and becomes the best business partner the Spirit Guard Bureau could ask for. “Captain Fang, 30,000 for this B-rank evil spirit. That's fair, right?” “Fair enough...” “Captain Fang, 500,000 for this A-rank evil spirit. That's fair, right?” “Fair enough...” “Captain Fang, this Ghost King...” Watching Lu Jing remove 5.8kReads8.9Score406Shelves
7. 757 灌 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Anime Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 921Reads8.1Score—Shelves
8. 758 梦 Dreaming of All Under Heaven 梦想天下 Riding a Bull to Find You骑牛找你Historical206k WordsCompleted A fiery rebirth, slaying foes as I ascend to the Third Heaven. I will create the world of my dreams, so that wherever the sun and moon shine is Chinese land, and wherever people live, they learn Chinese characters and speak Chinese... 14Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 759 9 I'm a Level 99,999 Character, and All I Want Is to Claim Some Land 99999级大号的我只想占地盘 Shepherd牧羊生Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted Chen Chang'an was a shut-in who transmigrated into a fantasy world, bringing along his invincible domain. Anyone who entered his domain made him invincible in this world. Bored out of his mind, he casually took a few unremarkable young disciples under his wing. Unexpectedly, these disciples not only became major figures in the cultivation world, but also stirred up world-shaking changes. The Dao De Jing, Huangdi Neijing, and other techniques he recited offhandedly were regarded in this world as 6kReads8.6Score493Shelves
10. 760 漂 The Gorgeous, High-Maintenance Mediator of the 1970s 漂亮作精在七零当调解员 Er Lulu二鹿鹿Modern Romance298k WordsCompleted [Period Setting + Beloved by the Whole Family + Hilarious + Military Marriage] You were supposed to mediate family disputes, not encourage people to get divorced! - After five years as a marriage counselor, breaking up countless unhappy couples, Jiang An'an was hit over the head with a brick and flung into the material-scarce 1970s. Her father was a lazy good-for-nothing, her mother was tough as nails, and all three of her older sisters were a handful. As for her, she was a beautiful airhead who 6.1kReads8.8Score600Shelves

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    The female lead in this book has a sharp tongue. A lazy father, a domineering mother, and three sisters who are fiercely protective of their younger sister. The female lead is a beautiful but foolish woman who's always causing trouble. After transmigrating, she goes to work for the Women's Federation, mediating conflicts, and every time she mediates, the other person divorces. [Heart][Heart]

11. 761 多 After Being Reborn Again and Again, I, the Real Heiress, Vow to Protect the Brooding Beauty 多次重生后我真千金誓死守护病娇 Mu Zhizhi暮吱吱Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy + funny + marriage contract + the male lead falls for her on his own + devoted couples] A gorgeous, goofy, teasing heroine VS a strong, tragic, lovesick male lead || After dying N times, Gu Chenyun finally figured it out… Her life was tied to that lovesick lunatic Jing Huai’s!!! If Jing Huai died, she would definitely die within three days too! She was troubled, because when she called Jing Huai a lovesick lunatic, she wasn’t insulting him. Jing Huai was the despair-inducing k 3.8kReads9.1Score555Shelves
12. 762 重 The Reborn General's Daughter Is Unbeatable 重生后将军府嫡女超级无敌了 San Jizi三吉仔Ancient Romance203k WordsCompleted A laugh-out-loud rebirth story with no angst, where the protagonist slaps people across the face at every turn. It is hilarious enough to keep you laughing nonstop and leave you in a great mood. (Rebirth + martial prowess + intelligence + household intrigue + revenge + feel-good story + political machinations) A little feel-good story to brighten your day, every day In her previous life, the General’s household was falsely accused of treason, and everyone in the family met a tragic end. Yet the 91Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is a super good read, a hilarious and satisfying rebirth novel with lots of face-slapping moments.

13. 763 炮 The Cannon Fodder Awakens, and the Old Foxes Eavesdrop on My Thoughts 炮灰觉醒，老六们偷听我心声 Never Tiring of the Sound声声不倦Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + wacky comedy + the schemers don't admit they can read minds + adored by everyone + shameless + utterly unhinged early on + happy ending + royals who aren't stereotypes] [Complete] Yin Jiao had been in the book for ten years when, one day, she finally awakened. She had transmigrated into a tearjerking romance with more than a thousand chapters about the male and female leads. The entire cast was so bad at communicating that even dogs would shake their heads. Good news: 3.4kReads9.3Score392Shelves

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    "When you think you've reached the end of the road, Dun'er comes to push the book forward [cool]" (Friendly reminder, laugh-out-loud warning) ① Qiao Xi, the top performer at the Time and Space Administration, is transported to a tragic novel and bound to a truth-telling system. He participates in a variety show, constantly spouting off, causing the system to crash. "Aren't we here to correct the plot? Even though we're bound to a truth-telling system, it doesn't mean you can let loose and become a troll, okay? [Heart]" ② Yin Jiao, a rude and silly character, transmigrates to this book where everyone is mute. To change the ending, he goes to great lengths. But when he tries to figure out what will happen next, everyone suddenly becomes a mind reader [heart] ③ Wen Mian, possessing stunning good looks but only a nobody, is said to be having an affair. With his angelic face, he's good at hunting pheasants and shooting... In short, he's an all-rounder [heart]

14. 764 女 The Supporting Actress Wrecks the Dating Show and Goes Off the Rails in Life 女配创翻恋综，走上人生癫疯 Yun Ciyan云辞砚Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [In a nutshell: After transmigrating as a villainess, my entire sect came along too] [One-on-one comedy + celebrity dating show + inner thoughts and gossip + face-slapping + fake and real heiresses] After failing her tribulation, Yun Xia was struck by lightning and sent into the world of a novel. As the villainess, she was supposed to sacrifice herself and make way for the heroine's beautiful romance with all her admirers. “?” You want me to sacrifice myself for someone else? Say that one more t 27.5kReads9.3Score4.6kShelves
15. 765 溯 Tracing the Origins of the Jiumu Universe 溯源，九木宇宙 Cosmic Starlight Lamp天宇星空灯Eastern Fantasy448k WordsCompleted A soul from Earth transmigrates into a cultivation world. Three souls are fused and devoured by a formation, and the soul from Earth emerges victorious. After a brief period of building his strength in the cultivation world, the protagonist begins assembling his own team, preparing for the battles across the universe that lie ahead. In the universe of the cultivation world, humanity struggles to survive. But when this sly operator steps onto the cosmic stage, he and his team will smash through e 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The cunning sixth brother transmigrates to the world of cultivation. He creates the Divine Flame Team and leads it to create a glorious chapter in the history of Divine Flame. The female lead is too powerful, instantly killing more than two million immortal cultivators!

16. 766 一 A River of Spring Water 一江春水 Si Lingqi司令漆Modern Romance307k WordsCompleted As someone who has been single since birth, Jiang Chunshui finally decides to experience the sweetness and heartbreak of romance before graduation. From young lecturers to freshmen on the sports teams, she thinks it over and decides to go big! So she sets her sights on Song Mingqing, an outstanding alumnus returning to campus to give a speech. With a man like him, no matter how you look at it, she’s the one who benefits. Her friend sighs at the news. “I don’t know much about the dating scene, bu 34.7kReads9.3Score3.3kShelves

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    Hahaha, her smile never stopped, it's so funny! It's really amazing, the male lead is just a pipe dream, and the female lead is so carefree and lucky. The female lead is always saying the most outrageous things, this is the first female lead I've ever seen who ruptured her corpus luteum due to excessive force and then had her hemorrhoids removed on the side 🤣.

17. 767 直 Live Dating Show: The All-Round Superstar Has a Face of Legendary Beauty 直播恋综，全能大佬她有盛世美颜 I Just Want Spicy Food就要吃辣Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Synopsis: [Beloved by Everyone] [The Female Lead Is a True Powerhouse] [Stunning Beauty] [Everyone Is Enchanted by the Female Lead] [Not a Pure Secret Identity Story] Wen Mian is a little-known actress at the bottom of the entertainment industry, known by everyone as a pretty face. She is also the contract wife of Bai Jin, the nation’s dream man. One day, Wen Mian said to Bai Jin, “Um, honey, I might have to do something a little naughty.” Bai Jin: “???” Wen Mian said with a perfectly serious ex 3.4kReads9.2Score638Shelves
18. 768 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 24.1kReads9.6Score3.5kShelves
19. 769 装 After I Pretended to Be Blind, I Made the Unruly Behave 装瞎后，专治身心不服 Where's the Ink墨水呢Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing (Just started posting, readership is being counted again...) [Imaginative cultivation, witty banter, scheming, comeback, village doctor, play the pig to eat the tiger, lighthearted humor] Good news: Lu Fan was beaten and thrown down a well after trying to help someone in danger. When he opened his eyes, he had transmigrated to a cultivation world... Bad news: This was no ordinary transmigration. To escape a powerful enemy, his grandfather had arranged for two souls to merge. Their foe was so for 2.3kReads7.2Score209Shelves

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    Multiple female protagonists in a fantasy cultivation world, with a dark and humorous twist; the male protagonist has a modern soul and is willing to do anything.

20. 770 科 The Technology Smuggler 科技搬运工 I Am the Netherworld Flower You Planted in Your Past Life我是你前世种下的冥花Urban3.1M WordsOngoing What do you mean someone at Yanda proved the song-guessing theory? Book me a ticket right away. I’m going to check it out... Who owns this company? Where did they get artificial intelligence? Holographic projection? Where did Xia come up with those chips? Where did they get a lithography machine? Tell me, how did they break through the technology blockade? As Zhang Yang’s fame spreads throughout the universe, he calmly gazes out at the sea of stars and thinks to himself: I’m not real 7.9kReads7.5Score570Shelves
21. 771 不 After Giving Up Achievement Points, I Became a God by Getting a Little Abstract 不当成就点后，稍微抽象就成神了 Over-the-Top CEO霸总超AAncient Romance650k WordsCompleted [Genius protagonist + absurd memes and jokes + ensemble cast + heroine cultivates both swordsmanship and formations + lighthearted power fantasy] Jiang Mingzhao caught the transmigration craze and opened her eyes in the cultivation world. She thought she’d landed the leading-lady role. Instead, she was told she’d transmigrated into a leveling-up novel where someone else was the protagonist. She was only a pitiful stepping stone, a source of achievement points for the male and female leads to fin 22.2kReads9.0Score4.1kShelves
22. 772 流 Exile? No, I’m Here to Hand Out Money to the World 流放？不，是去给万国发钱 I'm a Hami Melon我是哈密瓜Historical4.0M WordsCompleted Li Zhao, the ninth prince of the Wu Kingdom, has spent years frequenting brothels, earning the disfavor of the current emperor, Wu Huang. Before the struggle among the nine princes for the throne has even begun, he nearly gets his engagement broken off by the most talented woman in the capital. Faced with the crown prince’s relentless pressure, Li Zhao stops drifting through life. Threshing machines, windmills, and curved-beam plows make their debut one after another. Granaries overflow, and 37.4kReads8.8Score4.3kShelves

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    An ancient comedy masterpiece, a unique and legendary comedy. Can you believe that the average person in ancient times was a millionaire? A different kind of legendary life, creating a different kind of legendary scene.

23. 773 大 The Rebellious Son of the Tang Dynasty: I'll Seize the Throne at Xuanwu Gate! 大唐逆子：登基就去玄武门！ Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Historical1.2M WordsCompleted He transmigrated to the Great Tang and became Li Chengqian, Crown Prince of the Great Tang. He obtained the Unfilial Son Conquest System! Li Chengqian: Father, is the Li family's tradition that the throne is inherited through the Xuanwu Gate? Li Shimin: You unfilial son! What did you say? Li Chengqian: Father, if I want to ascend the throne, do I have to pass through the Xuanwu Gate? Li Shimin: You unfilial son! (╬◣д◢) Say that again if you dare! Li Chengqian: QAQ Father, do I really have to kil 21kReads8.4Score1.8kShelves

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    ➡️The male protagonist transmigrates into the body of Li Chengqian, the Crown Prince of the Tang Dynasty, and obtains the "Rebellious Son's Conquest System." He earns reward points by provoking Li Shimin, which he can then exchange for system rewards. Thus begins a hilarious and chaotic journey of vying for supremacy amidst fatherly love and filial piety!🔥 Li Chengqian: "Father, is the tradition of our Li family the Xuanwu Gate succession system?" Li Shimin: "Rebellious son, what did you say!"

24. 774 癫 The Madman's Stage: If You're Crazy, Come On Down 癫子大舞台，有病你就来 Whirlwind Lightbringer旋风光之子Modern Romance136k WordsCompleted [Dating show + unhinged] Su Yu is an SSS-rank interstellar criminal, sent to serve her sentence in the world of a domineering CEO romance novel. She comes with a persona System that randomly generates her current persona based on popular online usernames. Su Yu says, “Pfft, I've served 800 sentences. A little persona is nothing.” So she joins a dating show, where her ex, who uses a wheelchair, taunts her... [Ding! “Lame” detected. Persona generated: Kick the lame guy's good leg!] Su Yu launched 827Reads8.8Score182Shelves
25. 775 反 A Miserable Life for Villainous Spouses: Where Should We Cause Trouble Today? 反派夫妻百事哀，今天在哪搞破坏 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Troublemaking drama queen heroine vs. villainous big shot who cleans up after her] Su Zhi became the newlywed wife of the villainous big shot Huo Wujiao. In the story, she was a wealthy family's fake heiress who had done every kind of evil. One day, she was thrown out of the house, and on the street she found the “fallen and powerless” villain Huo Wujiao. Each had something the other wanted, so they got married. To earn enough life points to survive, she joined forces with the big shot and they 30.7kReads9.1Score4kShelves
26. 776 全 The Whole Class Transmigrates Into a Book: They Cultivate Immortality, We Go Crazy 全班穿书：他们修仙，我们发癫 Not Yao不是夭Ancient Romance395k WordsCompleted [Group transmigration + transmigrate into a book + System + big shots + hilarious + chat group] The rating just came in, and sixes all around! A special class full of people who are a little unhinged has transmigrated into a book together! Luckily, their brainwave chat group is still up and running. But Bai Li never imagined her rotten luck would come along for the ride. Well, that just sucks! They have to complete their missions without breaking character. The whole class has this to say: Gentl 830Reads8.7Score205Shelves

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    "Human" is not the same as "demon"! So, she just said she wanted a deserted place, and she directly pointed her to a demon settlement? Damn it! There's definitely no one here, what idiot would charge straight into a demon's lair?! It seems… that idiot is herself. Little Star, are you planning to get rid of me because I've been unconscious for five days and haven't died yet? I was fine when I went, but I came back weighing five pounds. Little Star! When we get back, I'm making you do ten sets of reading comprehension questions and write twenty 2000-word essays! I need to give you a good workout in terms of language expression and comprehension. But looking at the thunder hammer, so close yet ready to strike, awe-inspiring and terrifying, Bai Li had no choice but to grit her teeth and charge forward.

27. 777 没 Guess What? She Really Does Have Two Axes! 没想到吧？她还真有两把斧子！ And Halfway Up the Mountain, Mist Like a Sash而半山居雾若带然Ancient Romance115k WordsOngoing [A cast full of lovable weirdos + the male lead falling for her on his own + an outrageously powerful heroine + male lead reborn + heroine transmigrates + lighthearted laughs + a true-love romantic + super-sweet everyday romance] Shen Xiaoxi had just won a million yuan when she got hit by a car? When she woke up, she found she had transmigrated and become a poor country girl with nothing to her name, constantly bullied by everyone? Never mind, her unhinged antics would carry on as usual!!! Whoev 366Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I laughed so hard my stomach hurt! [Facepalm]

28. 778 苦 The Misadventures of a Cultivator 苦逼修仙传 Faint Floral Fragrance00淡淡花香00Urban521k WordsOngoing Unable to visit a brothel, unable to die, he unexpectedly obtains a useless immortal artifact: "Young man! From this day forward, you will defy fate, crush every genius in your path, marry a beautiful, wealthy woman, and reach the pinnacle of life!!" From martial arts to qinggong, internal arts, heart sutras, flying on swords, riding dragons and treading on jiaolong, spiritual power, immortal arts... Not an invincible protagonist story, not mindless, not a System story, mostly lighthearted and f 1.4kReads—Score105Shelves

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    Starting his cultivation journey in the city, he'll be pursued by multiple women, no harem elements, and he'll slowly rise from the bottom – absolutely hilarious!

29. 779 重 Heroic Wife Reborn 重生之悍妻 Mei Guo梅果Ancient Romance2.6M WordsCompleted On her first day as the eldest princess, Yu Xiaoxiao, a military instructor from the apocalypse, marries Gu Xinglang, a young general who has been wrongfully imprisoned and tortured, and has hit the lowest point in his life. From then on, a tough woman from the apocalypse who only knows how to eat, sleep, and kill zombies finds herself bound by fate to a brave general who is loyal to his sovereign and country, stern and taciturn. The country is weak, powerful enemies loom, and the court is full 7.5kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves

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    [Laughing] I laughed so hard I was pounding the bed in bed. This is a book I've read countless times. I always pick it up when I'm looking for something to read. [Laughing] Hahahaha, I laugh so hard I almost choke every day. [You should think about it] Sisters who think the female lead doesn't understand anything should definitely keep reading. Whether she's smart or not, whether she understands the sarcasm or not, it doesn't really matter. [Staring] Because no one can beat her!

30. 780 职 The Twelve Volumes of the Professional Rankings, and My Name Is in Every One 职业天榜十二卷，卷卷有爷名 Six Great Sixes六大六子Sports1.8M WordsCompleted [Full-cast audiobook now available|Class change + clones + no female lead + nonstop laughs + mastermind behind the scenes + explosive plot] Song Gua transmigrated with a whole bunch of fun-loving clones. This was a world where everyone changed classes. Song Gua became a Bondbearer who could borrow power, while his clones took on all kinds of different classes, with every variety imaginable. Their numbers kept growing, and every last one was talented and charming. Under Song Gua’s brilliant l 49.5kReads9.3Score6.7kShelves

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31. 781 折 The Age of Turmoil 折腾时代 Jing Xiaomo荆萧默Urban492k WordsOngoing Life is all about taking chances! In that restless age, Li Anran works in a big city, and her dream is about to come true. But when she returns to Qinzhou for a funeral, she's practically put under house arrest and told to stay and work in the small city. Zhang Huifei has the talent to get into one of China's top universities, but he unexpectedly fails the college entrance exam. To make sure his sister Li Anran can stay in Qinzhou without worries, he starts stirring things up... As a result, Li 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Reading aloud doesn't need funny special effects; it can come with its own voice-over.

32. 782 手 With Three Systems in Hand, Her Spirit Treasures Are More Than a Little Abundant 手握三个系统，她的灵宝有亿点多 Qing Ruyue卿如月Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted [Invincible Power Fantasy, Pure Wish Fulfillment, No Romance, The Female Lead Shines on Her Own, No Angst, and She Knows Exactly How Strong She Is] From the start, Tang Yue gets a Sect-Building System. As long as she takes in disciples, grows the sect, and raises its reputation, she can become stronger. Just as Tang Yue is getting ready to go all out, she unexpectedly gets bound to two more Systems. One is a sign-in System, and the other is a rebate System. Both Systems are fiercely competitive. 21kReads8.8Score3.4kShelves

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    The female lead has three systems, and all three are incredibly cunning [laughing and crying emoji], afraid of being freed by her. None of the systems are willing to submit to the others, and they all unleash their most powerful abilities, so overnight the female lead becomes invincible [facepalm emoji][facepalm emoji][facepalm emoji]

33. 783 火 Naruto: The System Saves Me from Disaster on the Eve of the Uchiha Massacre 火影：灭族前夕，系统救我于水火 Lin Ye Sings of Autumn林叶吟秋Anime Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy for laughs + lighthearted fun + absurd System + everyday life] After work, He Yan got into a big rig and, by accident, ended up in the Hokage world as Sasuke's twin brother. With the night of the clan massacre fast approaching, the good news was... His System had awakened. The bad news was... The System was completely absurd... [Mission 1: You have just arrived in the cultivation world and received a beginner's gift pack. Try defeating the Qingqiu Fox Clan!] “System, is there any chance. 25.1kReads8.5Score2.3kShelves
34. 784 转 Reincarnated as a Villain: I’m Really Not a Lo*icon 转生反派：我真的不是萝莉控 Tomato-Flavored Trash Fish番茄味杂鱼Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsOngoing Ye Wangchuan had spent eighteen years reincarnated in a fantasy world. Only on his birthday did he discover that he was actually a villain! And he had no System, no rebirth, no golden finger, just some “insignificant” family connections. Sigh... This was rough. To avoid getting taken down by the Chosen One, Ye Wangchuan began paying attention to the unusual people around him. And the first Chosen One he met... Huh? Why was she a little girl? And this little girl even had a System! He could take 70kReads9.3Score6.2kShelves
35. 785 后 A Laid-Back Concubine in the Inner Palace, Calmly Turning Her Life Around and Sunbathing 后宅小咸鱼，淡定翻身晒太阳 Orange Turned Orange橘子橙了Ancient Romance262k WordsOngoing Su Zhiyuan looked up at the person holding her around the belly and lifting her up, then lowered her head and kept nibbling on the pastry in her hand. Her father had said that everyone here was an important person, so she had to behave. Her mother had said that her father was the head of the family, and that if she listened to him, she’d get pastries. She’d been very good today, so she’d get another pastry when she got home. Six-year-old Feng Chen hugged Su Zhiyuan around the belly from behind a 10.2kReads8.6Score635Shelves

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    [Sending a Heart] When the female lead was three years old, she visited the male lead's house with her dad. She was eating alone when the autistic six-year-old male lead saw her 🎋 He insisted on taking her back to his room, wouldn't let her go home, and wouldn't let anyone else see her, saying that she was his person and had nothing to do with them 🍂

36. 786 龙 Why Won't Mr. Long Check Out? 龙总为何不退房 Fan Bai饭白Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [The short drama adaptation, Couple Play, has been scheduled for release! Tune in to Tencent Video on March 27!] The Zhulang Oster Royal Hotel is the only hotel in the world that caters exclusively to domineering CEOs. Long Qing owns the hotel and is the most domineering CEO of them all. They say no one can work for Long Qing for more than three months, but Yu Xianxian has lasted three years. Long Qing: “I want the hotel’s full guest list in three seconds.” Yu Xianxian: “Right away, Mr. Long.” 1.4kReads9.0Score165Shelves

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    The first book's title was a letdown 😩, and I suggest not reading the second and third books while eating or drinking 🙅‍♀️, you know what I mean! 😏 I laughed like a maggot in bed every day!! 😂 It's taking me further and further down the path of laughing like crazy...🤣

37. 787 系 The System Exploded, and I Became the System 系统炸了，我成了系统 Little Monster小小怪Urban4.9M WordsOngoing What's it like to be a System? After Ye Tian angered the System that coveted him, he became a System himself. He travels through the Myriad Worlds, stealing the essence of each world. He transforms into the “Great Villain System,” helping villains beat the living daylights out of protagonists. In a world where men are inferior to women, I become the “Great Man System,” giving my Host a little extra charm every day and attracting the empress's attention. He evolves into a Creator System, and the 14.3kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves

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    💥If you want to laugh out loud, just start reading from chapter 37 [facepalm]. After reading it, you'll be completely hooked on this book.

38. 788 宠 Spoiled Rotten! The Sickly Tycoon and His Sweet, Well-Behaved Doll 宠坏！病娇大佬和他的乖软洋娃娃 Bai Huanxi白歡喜Modern Romance482k WordsCompleted [A deranged, lovesick nobleman and a sweet, willful doll] [Obsessive love + raising her + coercion + sweet romance + memories from two lifetimes] At a banquet, seven-year-old Ruoang sees the impeccably dressed Kelisiman. “Father! Don't you think she's prettier than a doll?” Pointing at Kelisiman, Ruoang behaves without a trace of decorum. His tone is full of certainty that she will be his. He flashes a strange, enormous grin, looking even more unhinged as he turns to his father. The next day, Ke 31.2kReads9.3Score3.8kShelves
39. 789 金 The Ferocious Golden Scale 金鳞凶猛 Sweet Potato Monster红薯怪Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted “Heroine, wait!” “Be quiet!” … “Immortal maiden, don’t be afraid. I’m not a demon.” “I am.” … At first, Li Su only wanted to cultivate in peace. But the women in this world are too fierce, so he’ll just have to be a little bit more ferocious~ 17kReads8.3Score1.5kShelves

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    Of these books, I found the second and third to be the funniest, with their swindling, cheating, and ambushing [facepalm] – they were incredibly adept at it. I wouldn't recommend the third book if you haven't read *The Courtyard House*.

40. 790 修 Cultivation: Recording the Good Life 修仙：记录美好生活 Six Livers from Head to Toe浑身上下六个肝Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted After obtaining the Record System, all Lu Yao has to do is capture interesting moments to earn all kinds of rewards. And so begins his recording journey in the world of cultivation. “This year’s list of prodigies has to have Saint Son Lingyun at the top, right?” “The top swordsman of Beiyuan would be a reasonable choice too.” “The Nine-Tailed Heavenly Demon? It’s a bit of a stretch, but I guess that works too.” “...” “What do you mean some nobody defeated every prodigy single-handedly, and there 103.2kReads9.0Score9.8kShelves
41. 791 伤 Damage Reversal System: Even Drinking Pesticide Makes Me Stronger 伤害反转系统，喝敌敌畏都能变强 Dong Jiuri东九日Urban717k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted comedy + subverting expectations + unconventional power fantasy + slice of life early on + mischief] Su Ming transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and awakens the God-Tier Damage Reversal System! Whenever he takes damage, he gains a corresponding boost! [Ding!] [Detected Host bitten by a mosquito: skin thickness +0.1, skin toughness +0.1, vitality +0.01...] [Detected Host inhaling a ton of secondhand smoke: lung health +5, bronchial health +4, inner energy +10...] [Detected Ho 82Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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    🦋🦋🦋These two are hilarious, absolutely laugh-out-loud funny. The old man stared at Su Ming with a strange look. Su Ming came out of the restroom, wiped his mouth, and let out a loud burp, looking completely stuffed. After confirming this wasn't the cafeteria, the old man was dumbfounded, watching Su Ming leave while a million curses ran through his mind. Holy crap! This young man! Holy crap!!

42. 792 睁 Awakening in the 1980s: I Have a Child with the Infamous Village Tyrant 睁眼八零：和凶名在外村霸有崽了 Sunflower Ah Hua向日葵啊花Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted When Hu Yao woke up, she found a mischievous yet well-behaved son and a scoundrel of a man beside her. Shocked and bewildered, she heard from the neighbors she knew that four years earlier, she'd hit her head so hard she was left simple-minded, and her mother had sold her. Over those four years, she had not only gained a husband but also a mischievous child who fiercely protected her. The bastard of a man was always putting his hands on her, and he was exceptionally fierce and unreasonable. Terr 38.7kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves

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    [Awkward laugh][Thinking][Laugh][Shy][Admiration] The first book: The female lead doesn't have any cheat codes; she's just an ordinary little fairy trying to live a good life in the human world. She doesn't blindly rush around like a headless fly trying to get a better life, but grows steadily. Her life with her family is incredibly exciting, so happy it's almost chaotic, like having lots of mischievous little animals at home. As for the romance, there aren't any of those bizarre and melodramatic plots from other novels. Speaking of Chaochao, wow, this little cutie is absolutely adorable! Every time he shouts, "Yaoyao, I feel so happy!" I feel like he's the cutest little angel in the world, and I love him to the core. The second book: I give this book five stars! I followed this book all the way to the end, and it was wonderful. There are no annoying misunderstandings, and the male lead's romantic storyline is very pure, without any "white moonlight" or "cinnabar mole" fantasies. As a prince, he handles his relationship with his wife and the female lead very well. The plot avoids the clichéd pattern of mutual torment and doesn't involve awful royal elders or troublesome princes and grandsons. Instead, it features adorable children and a seemingly magnanimous princess. The female protagonist is transmigrated and destined to be a dowry maid, with an adopted son. Since she can't leave, she tries to live a peaceful life and ultimately finds her own happiness, a lifelong commitment to one person. Unlike typical wish-fulfillment novels with intense emotional ups and downs, this story, told from the perspective of ancient people, is more like an ordinary person's life story. While not as glamorous as royal life, it has its own comforting charm. This third book is truly fantastic! There are many secondary couples, which I absolutely love. The characters are vividly portrayed and very well-developed, making the reader feel a strong sense of immersion. Some of the couples, like An Qi and An Shiyi, are particularly endearing.

43. 793 假 Fake Eunuch: I Am the Ming Dynasty's Ninth-Thousand-Year Lord 假太监：我乃大明九千岁 Ninth Day, Tenth Month初九元十Historical7.0M WordsOngoing [Mythic Great Ming] [Alternate History] [High Martial] [Great Ming] [No System] Yang Fan transmigrates to the Great Ming Dynasty and becomes a lowly eunuch, witnessing with his own eyes the grand, turbulent age of humanity! A dynasty that has endured for millennia, immortal aristocratic families, heroes of the martial world, mighty commoners, and dragons and serpents rising together! If that's how it is, then I, Yang Fan, will become the greatest man under heaven! I'll shatter the clouds and bec 130.7kReads9.2Score12.8kShelves
44. 794 c Cosplaying as Muzan, Stabbed Ten Times by Black Zetsu from the Start cos无惨，开局被黑绝连捅十下 Sun Wukong's Golden Headband孙悟空的紧箍咒Anime Fanfiction1.4M WordsCompleted [Naruto] [Demon King] [No CP] [Lighthearted] [爽!] Amamiya Rei, who was cosplaying Kibutsuji Muzan, was hit by a truck and transmigrated. The moment he arrived, he saw a pitch-black lump stabbing at his heart... This Black Zetsu is a real piece of work. Amamiya Rei wasn't stabbed to death. He almost starved to death instead. On the brink of starvation, he discovered that he could absorb Black Zetsu's chakra. [Ding!] [Congratulations, Host! You have obtained one "Black Zetsu Chakra Fragment."] [An 9.1kReads9.1Score925Shelves
45. 795 竹 Childhood Sweetheart Turned Husband 竹马变老公 The Cat in the Stars星星的猫Modern Romance350k WordsCompleted [Childhood sweethearts] [Mutual secret crush] [Growth and healing] Jiang Tingbai was quiet and reserved, while Shu Li was quirky and mischievous. Despite having completely different personalities, the two spent fifteen years side by side. Shu Li’s friend once grabbed her and exclaimed, “How have you managed to survive so many years next to Jiang Tingbai?” Shu Li looked puzzled. “Isn’t Xiao Jiang really easy to get along with?” Her friend stared at her in horror. Jiang Tingbai knew he was autis 15.4kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves
46. 796 欢 Ode to Joy (Class Reunion) 欢乐颂（同学聚会） Bright Sunny Day灿烂晴天21k WordsCompleted Ode to Joy: Class Reunion 356Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 797 我 I'm Liu Shan, Not a Good-for-Nothing 我刘禅不是草包 Li Ze Cheng Dui丽泽成兑Historical112k WordsOngoing "W-why... why not... eat meat gruel?" After Liu Shan died, he discovered that his soul had actually possessed the fool Emperor Sima Zhong of the Great Jin. "What? I, Ah Dou, have become... a fool!" "Damn it, this fool can't even piss by himself!" "What the hell, how can this fool's wife be as ugly as a sow!" "So... someone altered the imperial edict left by the fool's father!" "Th-those two are trying to kill me too?" Luckily, I'm a fool, so no one is on guard against me! 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I'm recommending my new book, "Liu Shan Possessing Sima Zhong's Body." Feel free to criticize if you don't like it, but please leave a review if you do.

48. 798 穿 Reborn as a Dowry Maid, I Rise to Prominence in the Prince's Manor Through My Son 穿成陪嫁丫鬟，我在王府母凭子贵 Dragon Fruit Growing Toward the Sun火龙果向阳而生Ancient Romance443k WordsCompleted After being pushed off a cliff while trying to break up a fight, Tao Yaoyao takes her last breath and transmigrates, reborn in the vast Hao Han Dynasty in the body of a maid who has been the Princess Consort of Prince Chen's dowry for three years. A little background: On the day of their wedding, Qi Chenyuan left Fan Qianyao just after they had completed the wedding rites and headed south under imperial orders to wipe out river bandits. Three years later, Prince Chen returns victorious to the 9.5kReads8.9Score681Shelves
49. 799 高EN High Martial Arts: Infinite Clones, Starting by Stuffing an S-Rank Beast to Death 高武：无限分身，开局撑死S异兽 A Touch of Deep Blue一抹深蓝Urban2.5M WordsCompleted “We transmigrated to a world where martial strength reigns supreme and countless races stand side by side.” “There are also exotic beasts.” “Original body, you have to keep us alive. Our lives are in your hands.” “Ha! Just some exotic beasts. Watch me take them down with a sliding tackle!” “I’ll tackle them too!” “Huh? Looks like we stuffed it to death.” “Nice.” … “Could you all be quiet for a minute? My head’s about to explode.” Qin Ze looked at the countless versions of himself surrounding hi 52kReads9.1Score5.5kShelves
50. 800 重 After Being Reborn, Young Master Ning Personally Took Charge of the Kids 重生后，宁少亲自下场带娃 Jiang Yanyan姜言言Modern Romance205k WordsCompleted [An artsy, adorable painter vs. an abstinent, scheming CEO] Both reborn + sweet romance + growing together + doting older-man boyfriend + marriage between wealthy families Ning Chen was both miserable and formidable in his previous life, with both the hero and heroine dead from the start. Reborn once more, Ning Chen vows to protect the one he loves and hold his betrothed little wife in his arms... The moment Gu Niannian is born, he babbles obsessively: “Niannian, remember, you said you’d love me 1.4kReads8.8Score106Shelves

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