The Misadventures of a Cultivator

Name: The Misadventures of a Cultivator
Author: Faint Floral Fragrance00

苦逼修仙传

by Faint Floral Fragrance00 (淡淡花香00)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 496k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 21h ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Dongfang Han is eighteen, has no parents, and is so poor that all he has left is a handsome face and a leaky thatched hut.

Wanting to leave this world with some dignity, he buys a bottle of paraquat, only for a dying old man to mistake it for Maotai and guzzle it down.

The old man drops dead on the spot, leaving him a foul-mouthed immortal artifact: "You idiot, I'll help you defy heaven and change your fate!"

From then on, Linhai City has a new, eccentric tough guy.

Other people need spirit herbs and divine flames to make medicine. He uses a sheet of toilet paper and free materials to handcraft an "immortal pill" for his teacher.

Other people confess their love with flowers and sports cars. He puts on a fertilizer sack and kneels to offer a few empty water bottles.

Other people earn respect when their cultivation rises. He stands in the corridor, and the girls immediately start reciting "Quiet Night Thoughts" at the top of their lungs.

Other people draw their swords when they see injustice. He flops onto the ground and plays dead, then pulls out his phone to call the police.

Other people practice their movement techniques to break through their limits. He just wants to experience the limits of being waited on by maids.

A haughty heiress keeps him, the girl next door pursues him relentlessly, and the daughter of a prestigious family swears she won't marry anyone else...

From a lone orphan in a thatched hut, he endures countless hardships, heartaches, and helpless moments before finally attaining the Dao and ascending to immortality...

Note: This is not an invincible protagonist story! The protagonist is not brainless! There is no System!

(Modern urban high martial arts + multiple women pursuing the male lead + fresh plot + underdog comeback + humorous and hilarious + passionate fantasy)

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