Hilarious Stories That'll Make Your Stomach Hurt From Laughing 超级搞笑的文,搞笑的肚子痛那种
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- 651 Journey to the West: A Nine-to-Five Job in the Celestial Court 西游:人在天庭,朝九晚五 “Your Majesty, disaster! All our Heavenly Soldiers and Generals have been beaten flat! Sun Wukong is coming for us!” “Your Majesty, there’s a turn of events! Chu Hao, the Prison God of the Three Realms, is beating Sun Wukong senseless. He’s even crushed the other demon kings!” “Your Majesty, the Prison God has suddenly stopped… He’s run off!” The Jade Emperor excitedly slaps the imperial dragon carriage. “What’s going on?” “It’s the hour of the rooster, Your Majesty.” “He’s… off work.” The Jade 1.9kReads8.8Score390Shelves
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I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强
[Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...?
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- 653 Brother Zheng: Be the Big Brother to the Han Emperor and the Overlord of Western Chu 政哥:给汉高祖和楚霸王当大哥 Historian Wu Zheng transmigrates into the newly enthroned Ying Zheng, armed with two thousand years of historical knowledge and a max-level strategic mind straight out of Red Alert. Determined to rewrite the fate of the Qin dynasty, which is doomed to fall in its second generation, he personally goes to Pei County and recruits 31-year-old Liu Bang as his underling. He also takes in nine-year-old Xiang Yu, rescued from the chaos of the fallen Chu army, and raises him into a God of War. At court, 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 654 I Opened a General Store in Ancient Times 我在古代开杂货铺 I Opened a General Store in Ancient Times 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 655 Fortune-Telling at a Street Stall: From the Start, I Was Given a Banner Calling Me the Bane of Evil 摆摊算命,开局被授罪恶克星锦旗 [Fortune-telling + livestreaming + comedy + ghosts and monsters + female lead? (There is romance, so please don’t attack me if it’s not your thing.)] After pretending to be crazy in an asylum for ten years, Xu Lang is finally released and awakens the “Make Your Tall Tales Come True” System. With his mastery of the mystical art in Questions to Heaven, and the System’s support, Xu Lang sets off on an extraordinary life! He’s barely set up his fortune-telling stall when a fugitive who’s been on the 3.1kReads8.9Score335Shelves
- 656 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前,鬼东西算个球 [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.9kReads9.3Score887Shelves
- 657 The Talented Lady of the Great Ming: Posting Memorials in the Donglin Academy 大明才女:我在东林写揭帖 Modern-day literary prodigy Gao Xianwei transmigrates to the late Ming with the [Eternal Classics System] and enters Donglin Academy disguised as a boy. Wielding poetry as her sword and ink as her armor, she rises from a brothel-born commoner to a Hanlin scholar and princess. She and her confidante expose and attack the eunuch faction, drive back armies with their words, and ultimately establish an academy for women. Through the power of literature, she defies fate and keeps the flame of civiliz —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 658 After Discovering My Husband's Affair, I Stopped Being Love-Struck 发现老公出轨后,我的恋爱脑消失 After Discovering My Husband's Affair, My Love-Struck Brain Disappeared 428Reads—Score—Shelves
- 659 Dreamlike Rivers and Lakes 1 幻梦江湖1 My new work is out! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 660 Great Qin: The Divine Rankings Appear, and I Get Exposed for Trying to Lay Low 大秦:神榜现世,苟不住的我被曝光了 [Hilarious + extreme extrovert + shameless + System + invincible] He transmigrates into The Legend of Qin and encounters a whole host of big shots, including Ying Zheng, Zhao Gao, and Donghuang Taiyi. His innate gift for socializing soon helps him thrive, while also making him infamous… Ying Zheng: “Wang Xuan is the most shameless rascal in all of the Great Qin. I will brook no argument…” 35.4kReads9.1Score2.9kShelves
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From the Start, I Laid an Egg, Then Took My Child Across the World to Find Their Father 开局生颗蛋,我带崽四海八荒找爹
[An unconventional cute xianxia tale + a wacky ensemble cast + sweet romance + face-slapping comeback for a good-for-nothing + gloriously unhinged wish fulfillment] Yan Huan transmigrates into a book and becomes the good-for-nothing eldest daughter of a cultivation family. She thinks she’s landed in a classic underdog comeback story. But when she gets her spiritual roots tested, she discovers she’s pregnant? Yan Huan has been single her entire life, all twenty-one years of it, and she’s complet
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- 662 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军,我只想投降却狂拿战功 Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 663 With Death, Debts Disappear; Love and Hate Are Settled 人死债消,爱恨已清算 When the dead are gone, their debts are settled; love and hate have both been reckoned with. 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 664 The Perfect Life Through Save-Scumming SL大法完美人生 If you could save and reload your life like a video game, what kind of person would you become? Lin Fan, an ordinary young man who's unemployed and in debt, suddenly discovers he can save and reload in real life. But this cheat isn't unlimited. He has only one save slot, and can go back just 24 hours each time. Overusing it also drains his mental energy. From disastrous job interviews and brutal business rivalries to emotional choices and battles against fate... With this ability, he makes one 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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Journey to the West? No! Hear My Decree, Monks: March West to Spirit Mountain 西游?不!传贫僧法旨,西征灵山
At Little Leiyin Temple, Tang Sanzang recites a rebellious poem. At Eagle Sorrow Stream, the White Dragon sends a false letter? At Lion Camel Ridge, the demons arrange themselves by rank, while Tang Sanzang speaks fervently of his lifelong ambition? What would happen at the end of Journey to the West if Tang Sanzang grew stronger every time he took on a new disciple? Sun Wukong: “I'll storm Leiyin Temple and destroy Mount Ling. If I leave and never return, then so be it!” Zhu Bajie: “Tathagata's
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- 666 My Balance Is My Life 我的余额是生命 The day I crashed while delivering food, a line of text suddenly appeared before my eyes: Balance: 287 days. Even crazier, I could see a death countdown above everyone’s head. From then on, the world became a brutal game of lifespan in my eyes. There was only one rule: days could be traded. I became the head of a walking “Lifespan Bank” among the living: Trade 50 days from a scumbag for one smile from a girl with a terminal illness; Take 3,000 days from a corrupt official’s account to save my ad 76Reads—Score—Shelves
- 667 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了!法国王爷天天造反,死活没人敢杀 He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 80Reads—Score—Shelves
- 668 When My Son Was on the Verge of Death, I Saw the Comments and Went on a Rampage in the Capital 儿子奄奄一息时,我看到弹幕,进京城杀疯了 When My Son Was at Death's Door, I Saw the On-Screen Comments and Went on a Rampage in the Capital 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 669 The God of Cooking and the Demon Beasts: Oh No, We're the Ingredients! 厨神,妖兽:不好,我们成食材了 A chef transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens the strongest Chef God System. Whenever someone praises a dish he makes, his talent, physique, and insight improve. Well, this is an instant takeoff. What's more, his dishes have special effects: they can strengthen the body, nourish one's health, and clear away hidden injuries… The entire sect goes wild. From the Ancestor, Supreme Elders, and Sect Master to the servant disciples, everyone goes crazy for a taste. The Sect Master say 67.1kReads9.1Score4.7kShelves
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Transmigrated into a Torture Novel? No Worries, I Have Plenty of Secret Identities and Fists of Steel 穿虐文?不怕,咱马甲多拳头硬
[Transmigrate into a book set in the 1980s + wife-chasing hell + secret identities + strong female lead + taking down scumbags (an abandoned heiress, a clearheaded leading lady, slim waist, long legs, abs, beautiful and badass; refuses to get caught in the self-destructive angst of a tragic romance, dedicates herself to her country. No forgiveness, no getting back together, shines on her own or ends up with the second male lead) ❀ If your breasts are clogged, come to me ❀ This isn't domestic fam
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Beneath the Boundless Skies 苍茫之下
Under the Vast Sky is a long-form realist novel depicting life in local government and how ordinary people survive in the game of power struggles. Beneath the vast sky, everyone is a low-ranking official. Caught in the middle, they face pressure from above, turmoil below, and entanglements of human relationships on every side. With no powerful patron to rely on and no shortcuts to take, they can only endure to make their way and act cautiously to protect themselves. They struggle to survive in t
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- 672 I Fell into the Novel I Wrote and Turned the Tables 穿进自己写的小说,逆风翻盘 I Transmigrated into the Novel I Wrote and Turned the Tables 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 673 Helping Ghosts Fulfill Their Last Wishes, the Shameless Way 帮鬼完成遗愿,但缺德 Wu Teng was once a seventh-rank Fortune God in the Celestial Court. After peeking at the Nine Heavens Goddess while she was bathing, he was punished by being sent down to the mortal world as a human. He had to endure three kinds of suffering: heartbreak, financial calamity, and a sickly body. Each ordeal had to be experienced to its utmost before he could erase his sins and reclaim his divine position. But he died unexpectedly before completing his trials, and could only finish 1,998 tasks. The 79Reads—Score—Shelves
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Teacher Liu the Trickster: I've Been Caught in the Rain, So You Want Me to Hold an Umbrella for You? 老六老师:我淋过雨,你们想撑伞
[Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe
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Peerless Killer: I Am the Calamity! 绝世杀神,我即是天灾!
[Misunderstandings, No Female Lead, Absurd Comedy, Luck-Based] I am a merciless god of slaughter. I am also the calamity everyone fears. My name resounds throughout the cosmos. My deeds are known across the world. I am a proper transmigrator. Proper in every way, absolutely proper! Believe me! You have to believe me! The God of Slaughter, Wang Ling, is here. Who dares to act presumptuously? (Please don’t call me Wang the Second, thanks.)
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A Cherished Silver Bracelet 珍藏一条银手链
As children, Zhang Min and Guo Tingting accidentally fell into the river while playing by the bank. Li Zewen rescued them. Years later, after graduating from college, Li Zewen became their teacher. Due to family circumstances, Zhang Min dropped out of high school in her second year and went to work. Years later, she became a sales representative at a valve factory, while Guo Tingting became a nurse at the county hospital. To their surprise, Li Zewen became the man her best friend was set up with
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After I Discovered My Wife Was Cheating 发现妻子出墙后
After discovering his wife was cheating on him
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- 678 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿,请君笑纳 Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 679 I Transmigrated to Ancient Times and Bound a Farming System 穿到古代,我绑定了种田系统 I Traveled to Ancient Times and Bound Myself to a Farming System 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 680 Ten Thousand Dreams of Roaming the Immortal Realms 万梦游仙 The orphan Wu Zhengliang was born with a "Fate Beyond Divination" and cannot be read by fortune-tellers, yet extraordinary opportunities keep falling into his lap. He only wanted to raise horses and slack off at a Daoist temple, calling himself the "Little White Horse Who Never Misses." But overnight, his sect was wiped out, forcing him onto the path of immortality. Others cultivate immortality with spiritual energy. He does it by "dreaming" instead: He draws dream essence into his body, weaves —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Western Fantasy: Your Majesty the Empress, I Am a Loyal Servant of the Empire 西幻:女皇陛下,朕是帝国忠臣啊
[Farming]+ [Slow Burn]+ [Western Fantasy]+ [Multiple Races]+ [No System]+ [Conquest] After transmigrating to the Middle Ages, he became a nobleman named Field. He learned that women in this world could awaken as “Chosen Ones,” each with unique abilities and extraordinary beauty. Field hadn't even had time to celebrate before his useless father and beautiful stepmother sent him off to develop a blighted land full of poverty and monsters! Worse still, the entire empire, no, the entire world, was r
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To Snag a Village Entry Slot, Rich Women Worldwide Hurl Billions at It 为抢进村名额,全球富婆怒砸百亿
[Fishing by the Sea] [Tycoon] [Countryside] [Fishing] [Livestream] Zhou Yang, whose net worth was over a hundred million, lost everything overnight, and his wife ran off. Just as he was about to step onto the rooftop, he suddenly acquired the strongest Countryside Upgrade System. After upgrading his family’s fish pond, it actually turned into the sea. From then on, things quickly got out of hand. All kinds of rare sea fish appeared, drawing in all sorts of fishing enthusiasts. From that day on,
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- 683 I Really Don’t Want to Be the Holy Son 我真不想当圣子 Bai Xiaofan transmigrates to another world, living a second life with exceptional talent. He becomes the sole personal disciple of the Sword Pavilion Master, the strongest fighter in the Dao Sect! But Bai Xiaofan is deeply troubled. He doesn’t want fame or glory; he just wants to steer clear of every danger in this strange and wonderful world and live a few more years. So he does his best to keep a low profile, train hard, and avoid every possible trap. Even when his master passes away, he pays 112Reads5.6Score—Shelves
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A Portable Women's Prison: Taming a Goddess from the Start 随身女子监狱,开局驯服女神
Fresh out of college and already a corporate drone, Lin Yi is more exhausted than a donkey. Then he awakens the Beauty Prison, a portable prison! The rules are simple and ruthless: it only holds stunningly beautiful female villains who have committed all manner of wicked deeds. Cold-blooded romance scammers, icy and heartless female CEOs, ruthless top assassins, gods who control life and death... Any peerlessly beautiful woman who breaks the rules gets thrown in prison overnight for reform! Wh
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- 685 A Trial Romance with My Contract Husband 试爱我的合约老公 Try Falling in Love with My Contract Husband 61Reads—Score—Shelves
- 686 A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦 A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 687 Love with an Expiration Date 标上保质期的爱 Love with an Expiration Date 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 688 Grilled Cold Noodles Matter More Than Subduing Demons and Catching Ghosts 烤冷面比镇妖捉鬼重要 A wandering old Daoist found an orphan, raised him, and named him Wuxuzi. The old Daoist disappeared three years ago, and the savings he left behind have run out. Wuxuzi has no choice but to catch ghosts for a fee, pay the rent, and scrape by. Wuxuzi absolutely loves grilled cold noodles, and his principles are: good food > beautiful women > wisecracks > paying rent > making money. As for catching ghosts, it really depends on whether he's eaten his fill. And subduing demons? That really depends 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 689 War Lord: King of All Races 战争领主:万族之王 Western Fantasy + Lord + Farming + War + Slow Burn. After transmigrating to another world, he becomes the militia captain of a frontier settlement. With only three hundred elderly people, women, and children at his command, how will he survive in the perilous wilderness? Watch as the protagonist advances step by step, rising from a humble militia captain to a knight, city lord, count, and ruler, making his way to the top in another world. Years later, the great King of All Races delivers a speec 71.9kReads9.3Score6.8kShelves
- 690 I Inherited a Sect From the Start, and All My Disciples Are Players 开局继承宗门,弟子全是玩家 From the start, Lin Su inherits the Star Dipper Sect, with only two disciples, both hopeless at cultivation. Just as Lin Su thinks he’s done for, the System awakens. He discovers he can summon disciples from Blue Star in the form of a game! These disciples are made of data, and as long as their HP doesn’t hit zero, they can never die. They do act up now and then, but otherwise, they seem pretty great. “Congratulations, Sect Master. You have summoned two disciples.” “Congratulations, Sect Master. 880Reads8.7Score100Shelves
- 691 Global Survival: I Have a Pocket Dimension and a Legion of Beauties 全民求生,我有空间和美女军团 Everyone-for-themselves survival + lots of beauties + darkness + tribes + ruthless action + scheming + satisfying wish fulfillment + lighthearted comedy. On the day Zhao Chen inherits a fortune worth tens of billions, a voice appears in his mind: [Civilization’s Flame System bound. The whole world will transmigrate to another world in one month. Prepare yourself.] He glances at his bank balance, then at the System prompt, and calmly concludes: Isn’t this just being the client in a different plac 1.1kReads—Score115Shelves
- 692 The White Moonlight Is Great, but I'm Taking the Baby and Running! 白月光虽好,但我会带球跑! The Moonlight Is Lovely, but I'm Taking the Baby and Running! 51Reads—Score—Shelves
- 693 After 100 Wounds, I Turned and Walked Away 100次伤害后,我转身离开 After a Hundred Hurts, I Turned and Walked Away 20Reads—Score—Shelves
- 694 Dream Physician Lu Xuanhu 梦医圣手陆悬壶 Lu Xuanhu is a sickly 50-year-old man. One day, he awakens the legacy of the "Dream of the Golden Millet Medicine Saint" and discovers he can heal people in their dreams! Though paralyzed, he pinches the tiger's mouth to cure headaches and adjusts the stomach and spleen when hungry. His neighbors call him crazy, until he gets a lame man walking and makes a mute speak. The imperial physician scoffs, "Street tricks like those don't belong in respectable circles!" Yet he can only watch as Lu cures —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 695 I'm a Celebrity, So Isn't It Only Natural That I Make This Tourist Attraction Go Viral? 我一个明星,带火景区很合理吧? [Showbiz + livestream stunts + lighthearted comedy + a protagonist who pulls outrageous stunts] After transmigrating to a parallel world with a cultural gap, Chen Jiu becomes a minor celebrity struggling to stay afloat. As everyone knows, minor celebrities are treated worse than dogs. So, to make a living, Chen Jiu starts livestreaming stunts. At a promotional event for Yueyang Tower, he names his livestream “Little Chen the Scholar” and writes, “Do not rejoice in things, nor grieve for yourself 1.6kReads7.9Score109Shelves
- 696 Tilted Top Laner: Crushing the Opposing Lane from the Start 红温上单:开局打崩对抗路 Uzi, I’ve got amazing news! To repay you for once handing in an application so you could play a visual novel, Lord Su Chen said after winning the championship: All you have to do is submit an application too, and he’ll personally edit you into his championship trophy photo! If you’re willing to give him a bathtub as a victory gift, he’ll even slim your face for you! .. My name is Su Chen. I’m a professional League of Legends player: handsome, mild-mannered, and a cleanliness fanatic. I love 25.7kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves
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Tomb Raiding: Where Did Dad Go? 盗墓:爸爸去哪?
Cute kid + no heroine + funny, sweet romance + golden finger System “Daddy, Daddy, where are we going?” “We’re going to see the Forbidden Lady, the Sea Monkey, and the Drought Demon!” A powerful figure is reborn as Little Tianzhen’s son. (His identity isn’t what it seems; the truth is revealed later.) He has skills on par with Little Brother, greater wealth than Little Hua, and a System that never gives out missions. He’s a bona fide winner in life! That is, until he reunites with his biological
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- 698 He Actually Stole My Wife 他竟偷走我的妻 He Actually Stole My Wife 1.4kReads—Score—Shelves
- 699 Chip-Controlled, the Goddess Becomes My Maid 芯片控制,女神成为我的女仆 When an encrypted alien code is accidentally implanted in him, ordinary programmer Zhao Yunfeng becomes a target for elimination by the Kronos, a race of “time raiders.” In his darkest hour, ten extraordinary women implanted with “guardian chips” gather around him under a command they must obey absolutely, from an icy executive director to the daughter of a martial arts family, from a top-tier star to a genius hacker. The chips grant them unrivaled combat power, while also linking them through h 388Reads—Score160Shelves
- 700 After They Heard My Inner Thoughts, the Villains Doted on Me 被偷听心声后,我被反派们宠上天 When Shen Xiyue transmigrates, she finds herself inside a novel she once read, as a cannon-fodder character doomed to be crushed by the villains. Her fate is absolutely miserable. First, the male lead, the main villain, and the heroine break one of her legs and slash one side of her face. Her once beautiful face becomes horribly disfigured, and everyone is afraid of her. Next, her stepdaughter, a female villain, sells her like merchandise to a brothel, where she suffers for a whole year. She bec 3Reads—Score—Shelves
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