Novels That’ll Make You Laugh So Hard You’ll Get Bowel Cancer, Rated 9.5 or Higher 能笑出肠胃癌的小说，9.5分打底

1. 501 农 The Farmhouse's Beloved Little Darling: The System Has Crashed Again Today 农家小团宠：系统今天又崩溃了 Partridge Su鹧鸪稣Ancient Romance310k WordsCompleted [Absurd Comedy + Farming + Beloved by All and Rising to the Top + No Romance + No Goody-Two-Shoes] Two new chapters every morning at 6 a.m. Qiao Shiyi died. Then she came back to life. When she opened her eyes again, she had become the daughter of the Qiao family in Linxi Village, Daguan Mountain. The world was in chaos, her family was dirt poor, and every day they could only survive on a watery bean porridge. Then one day, she awakened the Farming and Fortune-Building System. The Farming an 2kReads9.3Score271Shelves

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   This is a hilarious story about a first-grade elementary school student who travels through time; it'll have you laughing non-stop.

2. 502 军 Military Marriage: You Want to Send Me to the Countryside? I'll PUA Your Whole Family 军婚:逼我下乡?我PUA他全家 Li Baozhu李宝珠Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Military Marriage + Sweet Romance + Devoted Couple + Pocket Dimension] In her previous life, Fang Ying was poisoned by her stepmother and grew uglier by the day. Her childhood sweetheart and fiancé got together with her stepmother’s daughter. Then her entire family pressured her to give up her place at a workers, peasants, and soldiers university and go to the countryside in the other girl’s place! She turned around and married her fiancé’s uncle, a decorated soldier. But he died in action si 53.3kReads9.0Score7.2kShelves

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   🍅A highly-rated, hilarious read😆, "Name", "Jiang Yao", "Gender", "Female", "Where did you go?" Jiang Yao casually made up a story: "To dig up my husband." As a result, her husband pushed open the door and coldly uttered a few words through gritted teeth, "I am your husband who is still buried underground."

3. 503 北 The Northern City Kingpin 北城枭雄 Jade Creek Burning at the Fingertips玉溪燃指尖Urban6.1M WordsOngoing Formerly titled The Northern City's Underworld Boss, also known as Tales of the Northeastern Underworld. They say the underworld is all about human relationships and worldly ways, but have you ever seen the real underworld? The underworld is dangerous, but the human heart is even more dangerous. Spring ice is thin, and human nature is thinner still. The underworld is nothing more than a game of chess. Once you enter the game, you can no longer control your own fate. I will use my own experie 266.8kReads9.5Score15.5kShelves

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   💦💦💦This book is absolutely a masterpiece among Tomato Novels, a breath of fresh air in the Tomato world. I couldn't put it down 💞, I just couldn't stop reading, I really, really love it. Every time I finish it, I stay up all night to finish it, it's so good, I just can't stop 💥💥💥

4. 504 大 Great Tang: Li Shimin Begs Me to Start a Rebellion 大唐：李世民求我造反 Joy Throughout the Land天下乐Historical3.1M WordsCompleted Li Ke transmigrates to the Zhenguan era of the Tang dynasty. He plans to use his skills as a motivational speaker to brainwash a loyal crew and keep his head down as an unremarkable prince. But eight years after transmigrating, he discovers that he brought along an entire national strategic reserve warehouse. So Li Ke throws caution to the wind. If he’s going to be a prince, he might as well be one who fears nothing and lives as freely as he pleases! First, he starts a newspaper to build his rep 157.2kReads9.5Score16.9kShelves
5. 505 师EN My Junior Disciples Are All Overpowered, So I Have to Cheat! 师弟们都是大佬，那我只能开挂了 Rain Falls from South of the City to the West城南有雨落城西Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted The second junior brother is the chosen one of the plane. The third junior brother is reborn. The fourth junior brother is an ancient Sword Immortal reincarnated. The junior sister is the future Demon Empress. Everyone from top to bottom is a hidden powerhouse! Ouyang, the eldest senior brother, gives a crooked grin. “Well, then I guess I'll have to use cheats!” 123.8kReads9.4Score12.1kShelves

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   Li Ke, who transmigrated to the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty, initially intended to use his charismatic salesman skills to brainwash a loyal following and live a quiet life as an insignificant prince. However, eight years later, he discovered he had brought with him an entire national strategic reserve warehouse. Thus, Li Ke completely let loose, determined to be a fearless and carefree prince! First, he'd create a newspaper to build his reputation. Then, he'd establish an ironworks, controlling the Tang Dynasty's steel production and robbing the powerful families of their wealth. Next, he'd secure benefits for the artisans and soldiers, uniting everyone he could. When the cunning Changsun Emperor tried to target Li Ke, he discovered that everyone outside the court was under Li Ke's control. Just when Li Ke had everything under control and could finally enjoy his freedom, Li Shimin said, "Ke'er, I've already made you Crown Prince." Li Ke: "..." No way! He wouldn't even be an emperor like a dog. (New books: "I, Chongzhen: Seeking Li Zicheng's Rebellion" and "Global Gods: Behind Me Stands Qin Shi Huang and Han Wudi")

6. 506 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.9M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 261.1kReads9.5Score18.8kShelves
7. 507 综 Variety Shows Are Full of Fools, So I Become the Big Shot with My Silly Antics 综艺水浅王八多，我靠沙雕做大哥 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + secret marriage to a tycoon + outrageous nonsense + everyone’s favorite] Qin Wanyin is a professional human shield, the sort who takes the hit for others. After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the role of a tycoon’s universally despised fiancée. The tycoon and his sweet, innocent sweetheart are all lovey-dovey on a dating show, while netizens slam Qin Wanyin as the other woman. Qin Wanyin: “I’m over it. Let’s call off the engagement.” The sweetheart pouts 13.9kReads9.5Score2.5kShelves

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   Lowest rating: 9.5 [Learned it][Taste it carefully] Super hilarious! A divine, heavenly masterpiece of comedy and stress relief!!! The kind that will wake you up laughing in the middle of the night, you can't stop laughing, you're laughing to your core. Packed with jokes!!! I suspect the author wants to make me laugh myself to death so they can inherit my Alipay credit.

8. 508 红 Within and Beyond the Red Walls, Spring Breeze Enters the Game 红墙内外，春风入局 Momo's Little Words墨墨小语Modern Romance521k WordsCompleted [Older, Powerful Man] [Age Gap] [Junior Clerk] [Career Growth] [Guiding Lover] [Sweet Romance] One chance encounter, one moment of curiosity, and one... At some point, everything began to change. 54.4kReads8.5Score3.9kShelves

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   The male lead possesses a cold and aloof aura, holds a high position, and has a solid foundation. After an unexpected encounter with the female lead, he sets his sights on her. Valuing their intellectual resonance, he actively approaches her, relentlessly pursuing her. The female lead is powerless to resist, behaving with utmost respect, secretly reminding herself not to harbor any other thoughts.

9. 509 告 You Reported Me for Practicing Medicine Without a License? Then I'll Give Your Illness Back 告我无证行医？那就把病还给你们 Xue Feng Xin Ling雪风心凌Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Dark transformation and revenge + satisfying comeuppance + miracle doctor + obsessive love + no saintly heroine + wild imagination + comedy] Song Bing, born with a disease-attracting constitution, gains a Disease-Transferring System. (Chronic illnesses? Female infertility? Androphobia? Come touch me. Touch wherever you’re sick. Song Bing can easily absorb and cure any illness he touches, then pass the absorbed diseases on to other people.) [Ding! Successfully absorbed irregular menstruation. Me 22.1kReads8.5Score2.3kShelves
10. 510 怪 Urban Legends: Who Let This Taoist Priest In Here? 怪谈：谁放这个道士进这里的？ Mao Erbai毛二百Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted This book has a short drama adaptation. Rules of Terror: This Taoist Priest Is Acting Strange. Now streaming [No Female Lead] [Hilarious] [Hotheaded Hero] [Supernatural] [National Destiny] Rules of Terror descend upon the world, and the Dragon Nation loses five rounds in a row. For the sixth round, Chen Yang is chosen to represent his country. Just as the nation assumes he is an ordinary nobody, Chen Yang takes off his jacket, revealing the yellow robe underneath. Chen Yang: "Yee-hee-hee! Ever s 16.5kReads8.9Score1.6kShelves
11. 511 小 My Junior Sister Takes Down Every Young Prodigy with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines 小师妹用土味情话干翻各路天骄 Catch the Stars抓住星星Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing (The short drama My Junior Sister’s Cheesy Pickup Lines is now available.) After gaming for three days and two nights without sleep, internet-addicted girl Xu Wu, unsurprisingly, had an unexpected outcome: she died suddenly. Who would have thought that when she opened her eyes, she’d transmigrated into a book and become the female lead’s foil? The female lead cultivates the heartless path, while the original Xu Wu was a lovesick fool. The female lead is loved, openly or secretly, by countless pr 20.7kReads9.2Score2.2kShelves

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    💐💐💐💐Super, super recommended! Hilarious to the max!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰Highly recommended!📚📚📚📚 Facing the gentle and refined second senior brother, Xu Wu asked in front of everyone, "Second senior brother, where are you from?" The second senior brother replied gently, "I come from the Wen family, a family of cultivators." Xu Wu shook her head firmly, "No, second senior brother, you are the one in my heart."

12. 512 穿 After Reincarnating as a Wretched Old Woman, I Just Want to Live a Laid-Back Life 穿成极品老妇之后只想当咸鱼 Every Inch Is Gold寸寸金Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted The old woman was a real piece of work. She drove her eldest daughter-in-law to her death, then doted on her second son, who passed the highest imperial exam and married the daughter of the prime minister. She even encouraged him to favor his concubine and neglect his wife. In the end, the prime minister had the whole family killed. The old woman suddenly came back reborn, only to be scared to death by what she had experienced in her previous life. Manxing, a promising 25-year-old woman, transmi 31.1kReads9.4Score4.2kShelves
13. 513 穿 I Became the Villain's Mom and Went Viral on a Parenting Show with My Antics 穿成反派亲妈，我靠沙雕爆红娃综 The Great Attacker of Bikini Bottom比奇堡大总攻Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Villainess + Transmigrate into a Book + Face-Slapping + Celebrity Parenting Livestream] Leng Qingqing, a top agent who retired from the Quick Transmigration Bureau, transmigrates into a book as the abusive mother of a cannon-fodder character, destined to be the young villain's downfall. At this point, the little villain is on the verge of turning evil! No need to panic. With a child in one hand and a variety-show contract in the other, Leng Qingqing sets off to film a parenting show. 13.4kReads8.9Score1.5kShelves

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    🍎The Huo family spent a fortune to hire a beautiful stepmother, who promised to keep the young master's grades in the top three of his class. When Huo Yan pulled out his zero-score test paper to show his stepmother, Lu Yao couldn't stop laughing 🍀: "You're amazing! You didn't even get one question right. Let me take a picture and post it on my WeChat Moments." Hahaha⭐

14. 514 显 What's Wrong with Being an Attention Seeker? Go Ahead, Try Cutting Me! 显眼包怎么了，有本事你砍我啊 Give Me a Little Star给我一颗小星星Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Female-led, no romance, transmigrated, pure power fantasy, fake System, no past life] She somehow transmigrates into a cultivation world. The good news: she’s back to age fifteen and has a golden finger. It looks like she’s about to reach the pinnacle of life! The bad news: her golden finger is a cultivation-world upgrade mashup of Pinduoduo and Beauty Cam: the Show-Off System. [Invite an opponent to take one more chop and you can level up!] [Take three more chops in total to unlock the “Bright 29.3kReads9.2Score4.3kShelves
15. 515 年 1960: Transmigrating to Nanluoguxiang 年代1960：穿越南锣鼓巷， Just Got Nothing Better to Do就是闲的Urban4.1M WordsCompleted New novel: Reborn in 1980: The Life I’ve Always Dreamed Of Also known as Li Laifu’s Happy Life in 1960s China. (No angst, comedy, farming, and everyday family life.) A short drama, comedy animations, and AI short dramas are now available. 203.7kReads9.4Score13.9kShelves

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    Both are good, and quite funny.

16. 516 灵 Supernatural: I Exorcise Ghosts with Force and Scare the School Beauty Out of Her Wits 灵异：暴力驱鬼，我把校花吓懵了 Cold Words and Leng Words冷言leng语Mystery1.7M WordsCompleted [Supernatural + comedy + System. If you read the first 30 chapters and don't laugh, come roast me!] On Zhang Wei’s first day of college, a blood-red sun hung in the sky and his entire class was dragged into a ghost realm. Just then, his Ghost-Teasing System awakened! With the whole class under a ghost’s curse, the campus belle, Lu Lianxue, had no choice but to reveal her hidden identity: a disciple of Longhu Mountain and a member of the Exorcism Bureau. But before she could show off her skills.. 29.3kReads9.1Score2.5kShelves

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    Even more formidable than the Old Celestial Master, you'll recognize him as a newcomer! [Supernatural + Comedy + System. If you read all 30 chapters and don't laugh, come and criticize me!] On Zhang Wei's first day of university, a blood-red sun hangs in the sky, and the entire class is pulled into a ghost realm. At this moment, the Ghost-Slaying System awakens! Seeing the entire class cursed by ghosts, school beauty Lu Lianxue has no choice but to reveal her hidden identity: a disciple of Longhu Mountain, a member of the Guardian of the Way.

17. 517 你 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈？她把人头都锤爆了 Mu Huichun暮回春Ancient Romance3.6M WordsOngoing The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 213.5kReads9.5Score18kShelves
18. 518 南 Southern Song, Northern Center 南宋北中 Zhong Hong仲弘Historical1.1M WordsCompleted From the start, two strangers who accidentally ended up together transmigrate with their bare bottoms exposed, covering themselves with leaves before getting stung in their most sensitive spots by hairy caterpillars. No System, no golden finger. They mainly rely on what they've learned online to make their way in the world, and the story wins on plot alone. Humorous and funny, with an emphasis on realism. 1.5kReads8.5Score137Shelves

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    The story begins with two naked men, forced to use leaves to cover themselves, and even getting stung by a caterpillar [laughs]. Their soap-making skills are weak and ineffective, and they dare not poison the treasury. After finally managing to make soap to present as a treasure, it gets stolen and eaten. There's a money-grubbing man 1 and a power-hungry man 2. A woman 1 who loves telling lewd jokes. A woman 2, beautiful and with a slingshot in hand, who has dreamed of being empress since childhood. The two male leads constantly ridicule and expose each other's shortcomings. No system, no cheat codes, just these two brothers using their wits, tricks, and hard work to survive. Humorous and funny, with a convoluted plot, striving for realism.

19. 519 悬 Major Case: 1 悬案大用：1 A Tiger Snatched Along the Way顺手牵虎Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted This is the third book following A Cop's Big Break and The Great Detective, divided into Volumes 1 and 2 to distinguish the different unsolved cases. The new book begins when Du Dayong is transferred from the Ministry's Fifth Bureau to Min Province, starting with the baffling case in the mountains of Pingnan. This story places greater emphasis on the essence of each case, analyzing them from more angles and bringing more artistic touches to criminal investigation, forensic examination, forensic 26.7kReads9.6Score3.5kShelves
20. 520 我 I'm Off to Cultivate Immortality 我去修仙咯 Empty Words in a Dream梦中的虚语Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Spiritual energy and mysterious forces are resurging across the globe, and humanity is groping its way along the path of evolution. Raise your sword to cleave heaven and earth, Bend down to protect the lowly. What does it truly mean to be strong? A mortal body, standing shoulder to shoulder with the gods! Where have all those familiar gods gone? How did the Winged Clan defeat the chief gods atop Mount Olympus? Why could they not enter the Eastern world? Shi Lai only wanted to live a carefree lif 40.3kReads9.1Score3.6kShelves
21. 521 满 The Max-Level Fake Heiress Goes to War for Her Country: Boss, Wait for Me! 满级假千金为国出征：老大等等我 Little Ruan阮妹妹Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [1v1 metaphysics + secret identities + beloved by all + face-slapping and punishing scum + slight sci-fi + spiritual qi revival + national destiny] The Wen family of Kyoto found the daughter they had lost eighteen years ago. The girl was withdrawn and disliked being around people. On the very day she returned home, a string of dirt about her was exposed. She was a good-for-nothing who skipped school to fight, ran away from home for two years, then hurried back to take the college entrance exam. 8.2kReads8.9Score1kShelves

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    It used to be rated 9.9. This book shocked me. It was absolutely amazing, a true masterpiece of comedy. [Facepalm] I can't read it secretly while sleeping, I'm afraid you'll end up like me, bursting from holding it in. The jokes are so good, I could reread them countless times and they still feel fresh. I love it so much!!!

22. 522 相 I Went to the Wrong Blind Date Table and Married an Officer, Then Made a Fortune with My Pocket Dimension 相亲走错桌嫁军官，携空间赚翻了 October Frost十月霜华Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Entirely fictional] (military marriage in a bygone era + devoted love between two virgins + face-slapping villains + a touch of fantasy with a pocket dimension + no saintly heroine + building wealth) After ten years of keeping her head down, Gong Linglong finally avenged her parents and reclaimed everything that belonged to her. Just as she was about to enjoy life, a soul-reaper dragged her spirit down to the underworld! Damn it! They got the wrong soul? And she couldn't go back? With her fiery 52.3kReads9.4Score7.1kShelves

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    These books are hilarious! They insult people without using any swear words, never lose a verbal battle, and have incredible fighting skills. I couldn't sleep all night reading them! [Laughing and crying emojis]

23. 523 火 After Cremating My Scumbag Ex, I Became a Hit on a Dating Show 火葬渣男后，我上恋综爆火了 Gu Huo故火Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [One-on-One Romance + Dating Show Livestream + Satisfying Comeuppance + Showbiz] After breaking up with a top-tier star, Chi Yang, an actress from the lowest rung of the industry who was hated across the internet, joined a dating show. Her antis mocked her: “You got dumped and now you’re going on a show to leech off your ex? You’re so desperate to get famous. Does anyone actually like you?” But once the show began, viewers saw a very different picture: The refined, handsome, nationally acclaimed 20.4kReads9.3Score3.3kShelves
24. 524 我 I Solve Cases to Put Food on the Table 我靠破案养家糊口 Empty Words in a Dream梦中的虚语Male-Channel Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted Reborn in 1958, I moved into Courtyard No. 95 on Nanluoguxiang. Did I transmigrate into a TV drama or transmigrate into a book? Good thing I have so many buffs stacked that I don't have to spend all day playing family power games in one little courtyard! 6.6kReads9.3Score635Shelves
25. 525 她 She Swapped Bodies with the Tyrant and Went on a Rampage! 她，与暴君互换后，杀疯啦！ Little Chubby, Run!小胖子快跑Ancient Romance371k WordsCompleted [Soul swap + transmigrate into a book + sweet, funny romance + going off the rails + tyrant + wish fulfillment + both leads are each other's first and only] Yun Yaoyao transmigrated into a book, becoming a foolish, timid cannon-fodder character who doesn't even survive the first chapter. No problem. If my family plots against me, I'll assassinate the emperor and wipe out my own clan! But after killing the emperor, Yun Yaoyao was horrified to discover that she and the tyrant had swapped bodies! T 27.6kReads9.5Score4.5kShelves

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    The opening is absolutely hilarious!!! It's incredibly good, everyone's speechless from start to finish [thinking][you'll see][you'll see]

26. 526 成 Becoming the Supporting Character's Bargain Brother 成为女配的便宜哥哥 Young Gongjin少公瑾Modern Romance684k WordsCompleted Lin Jin transmigrates into a book. As a bit-part passerby, she figures she has to keep both her little sister and her experiments on track. She'll make sure her sister never has to fear another scumbag, with her appraisal handbook as her guide. But why is it so hard to carry out a single experiment? Old Master Lin is roaring online, threatening to summon her back any minute to inherit the family fortune! 1.1kReads8.9Score101Shelves

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    This book isn't bad; the female lead has a very dull personality, but sometimes she can be quite surprising.

27. 527 一 A Poor Scholar of Noble Character 一品寒士 Beyond the Mountain山的那边Historical1.6M WordsCompleted [Single heroine, semi-fictionalized Tang Dynasty] In an era when the great aristocratic clans looked down on the imperial family, Zhao Quan was born to a farming family and entered school carrying the hopes of his parents and six older brothers. Farming was out of the question: even the village head’s family had no food to spare… So he had no choice but to take the imperial exams and become an official. 10.3kReads9.3Score872Shelves
28. 528 让 I Sent You to Kindergarten, and You Say You Can Cook Six Dishes? 让你上幼儿园，你说能炒六个菜？ Tinpot Guokui铁皮锅盔Modern Romance1.4M WordsCompleted Su Wan transmigrated in the most bizarre way imaginable. In her previous life, she was a chef. Now she's the director of a kindergarten on the verge of closing down. She also received a Food System, and from then on, the whole kindergarten's atmosphere changed completely. Mom: Son, what did you learn at kindergarten today? Son: I don't want to talk about work after I get home. Dad: Sweetie, did you have fun with your friends at school? Daughter: How should I put it? They don't know how to pitch 10.6kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves

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    [Kiss][Kiss] Tomato's food-themed novel is hilarious! It kept me hooked all afternoon [laughing]. I was drawn in by the title, but after reading a few chapters, I fell in love! It's totally my cup of tea. Forgive me, my threshold for laughter isn't very high, but it's really good. Tomato's books are so tasteful! Hahahaha

29. 529 错 I Bound the Wrong Soft, Adorable One, and Now I’m Slaughtering My Way Through the Entire High Martial World! 错绑软呆萌，我杀穿了整个高武！ The Cat Who Digs Dirt挖土的猫Urban58k WordsOngoing [Single heroine + sweet, adorably ditzy campus beauty + handmade goods + campus tough guy + ruthless decisiveness + comedy] Jiang Nan: “Heaven must have smiled on me to give me the Cultivation Cashback System.” “What do you mean, cultivation target? She’s my future wife!” “I gain a whole cultivation level by treating my target to a meal?” “I grabbed the ditzy campus beauty, Su Nianchu, right beside me. Heh heh, woman... become the tool I use to level up!” “I’ll make sure she’s well fed! I’ll get 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I stumbled upon a martial arts novel with a really weird premise [what][what]. While other male leads are bound to some kind of old man or some kind of system, this one's bound to a cute, naive school beauty. The thing is, this guy doesn't pamper or coax her; he treats her like a slave, even declaring in front of the whole school, "Her? She's just a stepping stone for me to become the supreme martial arts master." As a result, everyone in the school thought they were a couple, but he stubbornly refused to admit it. Later, when someone touched this "stepping stone," he immediately took up his sword and slaughtered half the city, his face splattered with blood, still uttering threats: "I can bully her, but you can't. Even if she's a god, you can't." This kind of annoying yet protective male lead really cracked me up. Single female lead, no harem. The beginning was hilarious, and the later parts were ruthless and decisive. A campus thug paired with a cute, naive school beauty—I've never seen this combination before. If you're looking for something to read, give it a try. If you don't like it, come back and scold me.

30. 530 序EN Sequence: God Eater 序列：吃神者 No Brain, Just Cerebellum不要大脑要小脑Urban4.3M WordsOngoing [Tomato 2026 Male-Focused Fiction Most Popular Author, Ranked Number One] Published in print, quality guaranteed. An alternate high-martial world, ensemble cast and political intrigue, no nested plot twists, a slow-paced story with a grand setting. Readers all say it gets better the further you read. Giant birds swallow the sun, and all things undergo dramatic change. Strange, immortal gods, and humanity's superpowered sequences. Everyone wants to become a god in this world, but they have no ide 972.9kReads9.3Score119.1kShelves

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    [Making a face][Cool][Making a face] It's a 9.8 On Tomato, incredibly good, hilarious! I'm dying of laughter! A truly top-notch masterpiece, reading it can lead you to the pinnacle of life, it's so good, the writing and plot are first-rate, it's incredibly exciting, especially, especially good.

31. 531 开 From the Start, I Lost My Job: Selling Lunchboxes on the Way Home 开局就失业：返乡途中卖盒饭 Wind Quenches Flowers风熄花Urban3.6M WordsCompleted [A System golden finger, food, fast meals and lunch boxes, a leisurely slice-of-life pace, no romance in the main story. At readers’ request, the bonus chapters have a male lead. Male-oriented, male-oriented, male-oriented, said three times.] After working hard for three years, he’d just been made a full-time employee when the restaurant he worked at shut down. Bai Ye drove home in the secondhand car his boss had given him in lieu of pay, a heap of junk piled in the back. He never expected a S 34.3kReads9.1Score2.9kShelves
32. 532 骗 A Fake Cooking God Goes on a Show and Accidentally Becomes the Real Deal 骗子厨神上节目，一不小心成真了 Give Me an Egg Burger来个鸡蛋汉堡Urban1.0M WordsCompleted I transmigrated. Good news: I’m famous and hailed as the God of Cooking. Bad news: The whole thing is fake. I only got here through hype, rigged competitions, and bribed judges. Being famous despite having no skill would be bad enough, but Jiang Zhou discovers that his former self used his reputation to fleece people, too. Charging sky-high fees for apprenticeships, building restaurant chains, and doing whatever it took to make money. With the whole internet cursing him and his reputation in tat 21kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves
33. 533 珍 A Cherished Silver Bracelet 珍藏一条银手链 Bright Sunny Day灿烂晴天Modern Romance132k WordsCompleted As children, Zhang Min and Guo Tingting accidentally fell into the river while playing by the bank. Li Zewen rescued them. Years later, after graduating from college, Li Zewen became their teacher. Due to family circumstances, Zhang Min dropped out of high school in her second year and went to work. Years later, she became a sales representative at a valve factory, while Guo Tingting became a nurse at the county hospital. To their surprise, Li Zewen became the man her best friend was set up with —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Sweet, funny, and with positive values

34. 534 荒 I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar 荒岛综艺我称王，顶流野猪你的强 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance296k WordsCompleted Jian Xun is a wild boar. Right now, she’s being forced to serve as a laborer in this world. With an alcoholic father, a mother who favors her son, a hard life, and a broken family. The little wild boar sneered: “You don’t know when you’ve got it good. You people are beyond saving!” To her son-obsessed adoptive mother, she smiled and suggested: “Why not just marry your son? You can be his wife and his mother. Everyone will praise you for managing the household!” To the arrogant male lead whose be 8.7kReads9.5Score1.5kShelves

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    Even with over ten years of reading experience, it doesn't feel out of place. It's quirky and full of jokes! [Learned][Learned] ① Long-haired Teacher's new completed book, Wild Boar King; ② Currently following "Super Interesting, I Am the Little Emperor of the Internet," super witty; ③ Also very good, "True and False Heiress," the female lead is the original owner, but she returned from cultivating in the immortal realm. It seems her entire sect has returned with her, giving her a strong foundation, witty, and incredibly satisfying; ④ Super funny, the female lead is a simp, she's pretending, it's all part of a mission. It's written that after the mission ends, the original system is the real person, with some romantic subplot; ⑤ Long-haired Teacher, if you haven't read it, go for it, it's amazing; ⑥ Guan Yu, the villainous boss's wife, bound to the Evil Woman System, treats everyone equally, laughs like a goose, the funniest audiobook.

35. 535 四 Siheyuan: The Qing Dynasty Is Back 四合院：大清回来了 Suisui the Bricklayer搬砖的碎碎Male-Channel Fanfiction744k WordsCompleted A powerful survivor from the apocalypse is reborn as He Daqing. He first deals with his two ungrateful stepsons, then makes a triumphant return to the courtyard house, marries a lovely wife, and takes on his wicked neighbors, changing Silly Zhu’s life along the way. Read on to discover all the exciting details! 17kReads8.5Score522Shelves
36. 536 女 The Supporting Actress Wrecks the Dating Show and Goes Off the Rails in Life 女配创翻恋综，走上人生癫疯 Yun Ciyan云辞砚Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [In a nutshell: After transmigrating as a villainess, my entire sect came along too] [One-on-one comedy + celebrity dating show + inner thoughts and gossip + face-slapping + fake and real heiresses] After failing her tribulation, Yun Xia was struck by lightning and sent into the world of a novel. As the villainess, she was supposed to sacrifice herself and make way for the heroine's beautiful romance with all her admirers. “?” You want me to sacrifice myself for someone else? Say that one more t 27.5kReads9.3Score4.6kShelves
37. 537 大 Great Qin: I Reveal from the Start That I Transmigrated, Leaving Ying Zheng Stunned 大秦：开局自曝穿越者，嬴政麻了 The Production Team's Donkey ③生产队的驴③Historical2.9M WordsCompleted Good news: It’s finally my turn to transmigrate! Bad news: I’ve transmigrated to the end of the Qin dynasty. In five years, the First Emperor will die, and the realm will descend into chaos as heroes vie for supremacy. Good news: Five years is plenty of time to build up my strength and lie low while I grow. Bad news: The Black Ice Terrace has burst through my door. “Chen Qing, your case has come to light!” Good news: Your Majesty, I’m a transmigrator from the year 2200! I know the future of Grea 16.2kReads8.9Score1.6kShelves

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    Although this book has an 8.8 Rating, I think it's good enough for a 9.9! I recommend it; don't let the author starve!

38. 538 一 The Outcast: With Heaven’s Laws in Hand, I’ll Purge the Scourge of the Outcast World 一人：手握天条，肃清异人界毒瘤 Blood Corpse Emperor Who Loves White Bean Porridge爱吃白豆粥的血尸大帝Male-Channel Fanfiction3.2M WordsCompleted Mo Lin arrives in the world of The Outcast and becomes an ordinary police officer at a police station in Chaoyang District. He had only wanted to live a quiet life and do his job properly. But one day, during an anti-prostitution raid, he receives a tip from a local informant that a Taoist priest has rented a room with a prostitute. Mo Lin immediately leads a team to make the arrest, only to discover that the priest is Zhang Lingyu! As he locks him up in the detention center, Mo Lin suddenly awa 8kReads8.1Score729Shelves
39. 539 攻 Conquest Complete, I Dumped the Male Lead and Took Everyone Down 攻略成功，我揣掉男主创飞所有人 Chen Jiujiu沉酒九Modern Romance767k WordsCompleted [Meme humor + tons of memes + devoted 1v1 romance + unhinged story (the novel is completely unhinged and packed with memes, written as an outlet for stress. If that's not your thing, please leave.)] After three years transmigrated into a book, Ning Yan finally completes her mission to win over the capital's most eligible young master. A-list actress reduced to a simping heroine: is this a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality? Ning Yan doesn't know. All she knows is that this time 3.2kReads9.0Score445Shelves
40. 540 自 Since Ancient Times, Forbidden Affairs Have Ended in Death: A Fateful Bond 自古奸情出人命之孽缘锁 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭8k WordsCompleted A Fateful Bond: Where Forbidden Affairs Have Always Led to Bloodshed 8.7kReads—Score137Shelves

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    I'm recommending some short stories!

41. 541 两 I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the 48.5kReads9.1Score6.2kShelves
42. 542 山 Classic of Mountains and Seas: A Bestiary of Strange Beasts 山海经.异兽录 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭Mystery6k WordsCompleted The Classic of Mountains and Seas: Record of Strange Beasts 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
43. 543 广 The Square Dance Leader Returned to the Village and Accidentally Made the Whole Place Famous 广场舞领队回村，一不小心带火整个村子 Jie Ma介麻42k WordsCompleted The Square Dance Leader Returns to the Village and Accidentally Makes the Whole Village a Hit 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny compilation!! Now available!!

44. 544 谁EN Who Taught Him to Cultivate Like This? 谁教他这么修仙的？ Ling Duoqing令多情Eastern Fantasy4.5M WordsCompleted [Blue Star, evil cultivators, no harem, invincible protagonist, comedy, goofball humor, transmigration. If that bothers you, don't read.] [An established author’s new book, backed by twenty million characters of experience. I like setting up plot threads, so if something seems unreasonable, give it a few chapters.] A new disciple who had just joined the sect rushed in, panicking: “Master, this is terrible! Big Brother robbed someone!” “Don’t make such a fuss. Your senior brother is securing bene 94.1kReads8.8Score8.7kShelves

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    🔥 [Tomato's Hilarious Cultivation Masterpiece] A fraud-themed masterpiece that made 347,000 people laugh until they were pounding their beds! (Image: Original cover image used, retaining the white-haired ancient-style male protagonist's image, with a "Professional Fraudster for 20 Years" gold sash effect added to the lower left corner of the cover) 📖 "Hey, someone in the cultivation world is committing fraud, are you going to do anything about it?"" ✍️ Ling Duoqing (20 million words, veteran author, specializing in laughs) ⭐ 9.0 Points, laugh until your abs hurt | 7190 hilarious book reviews 🎧 Exclusive audiobook version | 2.065 Million words serialized | 342 days of non-stop updates 🤣 Three hilarious scenes: ▫️ Scientific fraudster: using calculus to calculate the heavenly tribulation, using psychology to make the demon lord cry (Book review certification: "Adding science to cultivation is the only way to be scientific") ▫️ Tribulation scene: forging a heavenly tribulation to collect "lightning rod installation fees" ▫️ Immortal realm anti-fraud: opening a class to teach "Old Six's Self-Cultivation" 😂 Book lovers' laughter records: ✔️ "Cultivation novels should be written like this!" - Laughing until the neighbor smashed the door (26h) ✔️ "The author has definitely done fraud!" - Laughing until eight-pack abs hurt (23h) ✔️ "After reading this, I feel like my master is a fraudster" - Laugh until your Dao heart collapses (37h) ⚠️ Laughter warning: Reading may result in— ① Suddenly laughing so hard during cultivation that you go into a state of demonic possession ② Seeing a pop-up window saying "VIP membership required to pass the tribulation" 👇 Swipe left to start laughing and cultivating immediately (with a dynamic arrow pointing to the original image "Swipe left to start reading" button)

45. 545 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 179.3kReads9.7Score21.4kShelves

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    I highly recommend this book! I was initially put off by the title, but once I started reading, I couldn't put it down. The author is incredibly talented, every chapter is packed with jokes, it's hilarious! 😆😆

46. 546 我 Those Years I Spent in Dongguan 我在东莞那些年 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭6k WordsCompleted My Years in Dongguan 1.4kReads—Score—Shelves
47. 547 被 My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Get Bashed? Now His Mom’s Making a Comeback! 被亲儿子送上综艺挨骂？我妈逆袭翻红！ Jie Ma介麻13k WordsCompleted My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Be Torn Apart by Critics? Mom Makes a Comeback and Becomes a Star Again! 46Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 548 清 Qingfeng Villa 清风墅 Sunlit Bird扶光鸟Modern Romance284k WordsCompleted [Print edition now available] [Marriage first, love later + Age gap + Literary family + Slow-burn romance + Both leads are each other's first] *Theme: Children who are cherished don't have to say they're sorry.* As a child, Shu He was utterly broken by her coldhearted father. During an extreme snowstorm in Jingbei, she wandered alone by the roadside, clutching the doll that had grown up with her. The blizzard raged, and she eventually collapsed, frozen stiff. A Bentley pulled over. The young man 114.3kReads9.5Score14.7kShelves

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    This book, the male lead's nickname is Zhou Duidui, is really super good. The male lead has a very sharp tongue, and he always says something surprising, especially when he's talking to his friends, leaving them completely bewildered, which is really hilarious. The male lead's nephew is also hilarious; when he's doing his homework, he says, "This homework is really something, I always have to do it. Can't it just do it itself?" It's so funny! [Admiring][Admiring][Admiring][Admiring]

49. 549 落 Falling into His Trap 落入他的圈套 Wild Strawberry野草莓Modern Romance390k WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation, “Caught in His Trap,” is now streaming. Rugged man x sweet girl [sweet romance] Auto mechanic and a little rich girl returning to her hometown After Su Yuan returned to her hometown, she happened to rent a place from Chen Lie. From that day on, the man forcefully pushed his way into her life. Su Yuan thought Chen Lie was a little rough around the edges, but he really knew how to treat a woman well. It was also the first time she had ever fallen so madly for a man. Wha 18.2kReads9.3Score1.7kShelves

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    This book, while not a comedy, is incredibly sweet, and the plot moves super fast, no beating around the bush, getting straight to the point 😎🦋. The exciting moments come one after another, it's so addictive, you won't want to skip a single chapter, it's truly captivating. The main reason is the thrilling plot, with non-stop highlights, wave after wave.

50. 550 上 Ancient Legends 上古传说 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭13k WordsCompleted Ancient Legends 418Reads—Score—Shelves

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