Novels That’ll Make You Laugh So Hard You’ll Get Bowel Cancer, Rated 9.5 or Higher 能笑出肠胃癌的小说，9.5分打底

1. 601 朕 I'm Shocked! The Prodigal Son Is Actually a Demonic National Preceptor! 朕震惊了，败家子竟是妖孽国师！ Strolling in the Wind漫步风中Historical2.7M WordsCompleted He transmigrates into the Da Feng Dynasty as the son of the Duke of Ying, a notorious fool and wastrel known throughout the capital. Lin Chen cracks his knuckles. “If I’m the duke’s son, who do I have to fear?” And so Lin Chen charges headlong through life, from the capital to Jiangnan, from temples to court, from the northern frontier to the grasslands, leaving a fearsome reputation in his wake. Da Feng’s merchants are stunned. “Wait, you became the richest man in Da Feng. How is that being a w 86.9kReads8.7Score6kShelves

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   The first book is funny and full of memes, best read when no one's around, to avoid the awkwardness of laughing out of nowhere in a crowd. The second book is a time-travel comedy, written by Lao Liu.

2. 602 中 The Chinese Academy of Sciences Came to the Entertainment Industry to Poach Someone! The Haters Were Stunned 中科院来娱乐圈捞人！黑粉全蒙了 Old Popsicle老雪糕Urban1.0M WordsCompleted “Thanks to [If You're This Capable, Why Not Join the Chinese Academy of Sciences?] for sending a hundred Carnival gifts. Boss, you're invulnerable to bullets and blades.” After turning down yet another visit from the Chinese Academy of Sciences, Gu Ran turned around and explained the three ways to achieve controlled nuclear fusion to his fans. Other streamers' fans have an average education level of middle school. Gu Ran's fans average a PhD. 113.8kReads9.1Score16.9kShelves
3. 603 史 I'm a Slime, So It's Not Too Much to Catch Xiao Wu, Right? 史莱姆的我捕捉小舞不过分吧 She-Devil母夜叉Male-Channel Fanfiction656k WordsCompleted Reborn + System + Pet Capture + Myriad Worlds + Anime Reborn as the last slime in a crumbling plane, he has no choice but to venture into countless worlds and wreck their storylines in order to survive and expand his territory. Unfortunately, he lacks the strength to do it himself, so he can only capture girls to help him complete his missions. The girls do the work when there’s trouble. When there’s nothing to do... 135Reads5.5Score—Shelves

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   💕Undoubtedly a 9.9-Point masterpiece, it's hilarious! [Facepalm] I read it on my way to and from get off work, or even on the subway. I haven't skipped a single chapter! I've already read it three times! Every time there's a new surprise! It's truly endlessly enjoyable!

4. 604 直 Livestream: You Can't Criticize This, He's a Real Expert! 直播：这喷不了，这是真专家！ Strawberry Sweet Milk草莓甜牛奶Urban403k WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + memes + wish fulfillment + no female lead + lighthearted comedy + System] Jiang Cheng transmigrates to Blue Star and becomes an expert, binding to a Fame System from the start. After a moment's thought, he starts giving people advice on livestreams to build his fame. His livestream's description is eight words long: “Ask me anything. I know everything.” “Professor, I bought a Maybach ten days ago and now it's leaking. What should I do?” Jiang Cheng: “It's leaking? Just stick a p 1.4kReads8.7Score101Shelves
5. 605 错 I Mistook a Horror Game for a Dating Show and Accidentally Became a Legend 错把恐怖游戏当恋综一不小心封神 Why Is Magic So Powerful?魔法怎么这么灵呀Mystery547k WordsCompleted [No CP + Power Fantasy + Nonstop Thrills] Song Yi, who has cancer, suddenly gets bound to a Dating Show System. After entering the game, he doesn’t question why his role on the dating show is an abusive husband. Given an abusive husband’s script and trapped in a loop with a 99.999 murder rate, he’s stuck in a notoriously deadly newbie game. The viewers pray that the poor guy won’t die too quickly. Then Song Yi, who gets chased by ghosts every night, gives the ghosts psychological trauma instead. 20.7kReads9.3Score2.7kShelves

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   The novel's characters and story structure are well-written; it's a male-centric story without a female lead [smirk]. The male lead is responsible for collecting living creatures from a horror game and exploiting its loopholes. The second male lead is responsible for collecting inanimate objects from the game.

6. 606 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance624k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.7kReads—Score109Shelves

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   A hilarious book

7. 607 内 The Street Ruffian of the Entertainment Industry, Starts by Speeding with a Robber 内娱街溜子，开局带劫匪狂飙 I'm a Kitty是猫猫吖丶Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted For female readers! Complete!! [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + shamelessness + memes + face-slapping + mysticism + no logic] After transmigrating, Lu Ling became a washed-up actress. From the start, she had to deal with a cheating scumbag boyfriend, being blacklisted by her company, and a ruthless rejection from a director... Faced with this thoroughly unfriendly world, Lu Ling decided to go completely crazy and wreck everyone’s day. And so the entertainment industry gained a new menac 42kReads9.0Score5.7kShelves

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   ✨Book 1, absolutely hilarious. [Laughing] The female lead is an unknown street urchin. While the director was filming a dating reality show live, she was carrying a huge bag of trendy spicy snacks that was almost as tall as her. She pulled one out, held it above her head, and was engrossed in eating it with her mouth open when she unexpectedly appeared on camera and became an internet sensation.

8. 608 寒 A Bride Raised in Poverty: I Farm to Support the Heir 寒门童养媳：我靠种田发家养世子 Xiuyun Zhi岫云织Ancient Romance474k WordsCompleted Transmigration + farming + imperial examinations + face-slapping the worst sort of people + a mystery about her origins + storing grain for years of famine This novel has no romance, no romance, no romance. The heroine just wants to retire, lie flat, and keep 180 male models! Agronomy PhD Shen Qingci transmigrates into the body of a twelve-year-old child bride. The moment she opens her eyes, she is being sold to an old widower who beat his wife to death. She turns the tables on the scoundrel, ta 808Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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   The first two are top-tier farming novels with ratings over 9.5, About farming, getting rich, and beating up awful relatives—funny and hilarious. The third one is a silly and funny novel that's really good; if you don't like it, come and slap me!

9. 609 全 The Whole Family Transmigrates: 18 Ways to Survive in Ancient Times 全家穿越：古代生存十八法 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance3.1M WordsCompleted The whole family transmigrates to ancient times after an accident. Whether that counts as good luck or bad luck is anyone’s guess. They’ve barely woken up when they find out the family has no money, no land, and a mountain of debt to repay. Not one of them has a golden finger, either. But the dog that came along with them is rather interesting. Could it be some kind of divine hound? This big family has to put food on the table, keep the household harmonious, and make progress in their studies. W 49.9kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves
10. 610 废 Useless Guide? Twelve Powerhouses Come Knocking 废物向导？十二个大佬找上门 Shu Wangxing舒望星Modern Romance473k WordsOngoing The rating has just been posted and will rise [interstellar + male sentinels, female-oriented + beloved male lead and male rivalry + sweet and satisfying + 1vN] Tan Xingyan is a useless guide in an interstellar Mary Sue novel, destined for a miserable end. The real daughter heroine tramples her, and her fiancé, the male lead, despises her. To change her fate, she persuades a noble young master to elope with her. Caught in the act, her fiancé, the Imperial Marshal, glares at her with bloodshot 10kReads8.8Score1.6kShelves
11. 611 我 I’m a Con Artist in One Piece 我在海贼当神棍 Little Question Mark小问号嘛Anime Fanfiction160k WordsOngoing Binter, an ambitious young man who couldn't even recognize the simplest characters, arrived in the world of the Pirate King and became a charlatan and salesman... “Miss, would you like your fortune told?” “Ten thousand berries per reading.” “And you get free underwear with your fortune. What a bargain, right?” “Sorry, that's my husband. He ran off and is embarrassing himself. Pay him no mind.” Then two big guys carried Binter away... 1.1kReads9.0Score100Shelves

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    Both are good, written by the same person. The author is very talented, but unfortunately, they've stopped updating. The first book only has about 70 chapters, but it's hilarious—the funniest I've ever read, bar none. Just treat it as a short story. [Thinking] The second book has at least 400 chapters, I can't remember exactly, but it's also very funny. You can take the time to read it. [Thinking] Finally, brothers, it's best not to try and follow it. The author hasn't updated for several months. I personally feel like the author has disappeared. [Awkward laugh][Awkward laugh][Awkward laugh] What's so funny? Can any brothers recommend something else? [Admiration][Admiration][Admiration]

12. 612 穿 The Villain Who Transmigrated into a Book: I Can Take Out the Protagonist by Playing Dumb 穿书反派，装唐就能干掉主角 Spear Through the Mist雾渡长枪7k WordsCompleted The Transmigrated Villain Takes Down the Protagonist by Pretending to Be Tang 10Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The most desperate way for the protagonist to die [laughs]

13. 613 地 The Big Shot from the Underworld Is Hilariously Wacky 地府来的大佬她巨沙雕 The Eye in the Heart心中目Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Jun Qi was a troublemaking spirit who couldn’t enter the cycle of reincarnation. One day, the Hell King, who had finally had enough of her, kicked her out to complete missions helping pitiful little victims get revenge. Jun Qi said this was right up her alley. Worried she’d go too far, the Hell King even sent a “pen” to supervise her. But she kept going off track, turning the main missions into side quests and, along the way, attracting a huge admirer she couldn’t shake off. The “pen” was utterl 25.1kReads9.4Score2.5kShelves
14. 614 熊 A Brat Smashed My Collectible Figure, So I Demanded Ten Million in Compensation 熊孩子毁我手办，反手索赔一千万 Xiao Yu萧禹Urban772k WordsCompleted A relative's brat sneaks into Tang Zhuo's room and wrecks a pile of his figurines. The outrageous relative then turns around and demands that Tang Zhuo apologize to her kid. Tang Zhuo activates the Fight Petty with Petty System and demands ten million in compensation on the spot. From then on, whenever he encounters a jerk, he can trigger a mission, punish them, and earn Justice Points to exchange for all kinds of rewards. Steal my takeout? I'll treat you to Lao Ba's secret-recipe pig intestines 13.5kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves

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    Recommended rating: Funny, scary, rebellious – we've got it all! [Learned it!] Pick whichever you like.

15. 615 木EN Konoha's Crazy Dave 木叶的疯狂戴夫 Little Question Mark小问号嘛Anime Fanfiction1.3M WordsOngoing Reborn in the world of Naruto, I become the son of the Second Hokage of Konoha? My name is Senju Dave? I can grow plants, and I’m really good at it! I’m classmates with Hiruzen and Danzo, and I help Danzo become Hokage? Hiruzen becomes Root? “Uncle Madara! You’re old now! Let me carry you!” “Brat! You want to dance?” 11.3kReads9.5Score900Shelves
16. 616 产 Hilarious Everyday Life in the Maternity Ward 产科爆笑日常 Summer on the Run出走的夏天Modern Romance137k WordsCompleted [A gentle, reserved nurse with a strong heart x a straight-talking young man with little education, struggling to make something of himself] [Modern Romance + Sweet Romance + Everyday Life + Lighthearted + Realistic + Happy Ending] Liu Xiaoxiao wasn’t ready to date and had no plans to marry. But she couldn’t resist her mother’s insistence and was dragged into a blind date. As it turned out, her date had been forced to come too, and they became best friends over the course of one meal. What she d 322Reads8.0Score102Shelves

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    The first book is so lighthearted and hilarious it'll make you want to pound your bed; the second book is a funny and heartwarming tale set in the capital.

17. 617 重 Reborn in the 1970s: Grandma, Today It's Your Turn to Get Divorced 重生七零：奶，今天轮到您离婚啦 Great Golden Immortal大罗金仙Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted Also known as: Reborn in the 1970s as a Lucky Little Carp with Space Tens of billions in supplies, serving the country, the family’s darling, adorable child, satisfying story In her previous life, Shen Danluo’s family was harmed by her wicked second uncle, and she avenged them all by herself. Now she has been reborn with a space that can exchange for all kinds of supplies. In this life, she will change everyone’s tragic fate. Take down the worst offenders and punish the scum. Then quietly make a 35.1kReads9.5Score4.4kShelves

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    The book is praised as exceptionally good, and the female lead, Shen Danluo, is adorable. In her past life, her family was murdered by her second uncle. After taking revenge, she was reborn with a resource-exchanging space. In this life, she aims to change the tragedy, crush the wicked, and make a fortune. While getting rich, she unexpectedly becomes a "tadpole looking for its father," with each new father more powerful than the last. During this time, the various "armies" of the Shen family gain fame. The Shen family, wiped out in the previous generation, now boasts explosive fighting power, becoming a nemesis of evil.

18. 618 重 Reborn in the 1970s: The Educated Youth Wants to Let Go 重生七零：知青想放手 Qu Linglong曲玲珑Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Ensemble Cast, No Space, No System, Not a Wish-Fulfillment Story] One scheme tied two people’s lives together. Reborn in the 1970s, Zhu Xiaomin is determined to scheme her way back. First, she’ll set free the other unlucky soul who’s just like her. Second, she’ll tear that scumbag apart. But things seem to be slipping out of her control. The unlucky one came rolling back on his own and won’t leave, no matter how much she tries to drive him away. Well then… she’ll keep him. “I’ll protect you thi 11.2kReads9.1Score1.2kShelves

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    These two books are hilarious, especially the first one. The female lead is either looking for trouble or trouble is looking for her. 🍀💫As soon as the female lead appears, Taiwan seems to deliver itself to her doorstep, and her boss has to engage in a daily battle of wits with her.

19. 619 洪EN Honghuang: The Cautious Golden Crow, Whom the Demon Clan Begs to Come Down from the Mountain 洪荒：稳健金乌，妖族跪求我出山 Tiger Head, Snake Tail虎头蛇尾Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted From the start, he chooses to become the Third Golden Crow, the brother of Dijun and Taiyi. Knowing how the story goes, how could he stand by and watch the tragedy of the Witch-Demon Tribulation unfold? In this life, he stays holed up on the Sun Star, refusing to venture out, determined to be a cautious Golden Crow. Until one day, the Wu Clan conquers the entire Primordial World and begins attacking the Sun Star. Lingxiao emerges from the Sun Star, and the darkest hour of the Wu Clan begins! Eve 44.5kReads8.7Score4.3kShelves
20. 620 唯 The One and Only Origami Talent: I Can Fold Anything 唯一折纸天赋，我能折出一切 Su Fifteen宿十五Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.3M WordsCompleted (Apocalypse + Transmigration + No Saintly Savior + No Romance + Leveling + Playing It Safe + Superpowers + Gets Even Better Later) Zhuang Mo transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens the safest wood-type superpower in the apocalypse. His future career is supposed to be farming in a safe zone. Other people grow potatoes with a soft, fluffy texture. His potatoes are as big as soccer balls and rock-hard. Other people grow crisp, juicy, sweet cabbages. His cabbages reach five feet tall and are r 27.4kReads9.1Score2.9kShelves

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    Holy crap, holy crap! [Laughing and crying emojis] The entire cultivation world is full of laugh-out-loud characters! The protagonist is humorous and witty, with wildly imaginative ideas, always bringing unexpected laughs. I don't recommend watching it at night, in case you can't hold back your laughter and disturb the neighbors. There are no cheesy jokes, it's really good!

21. 621 地 Underworld Headlines 地府头条 Capricorn Big Fish摩羯大鱼Ancient Romance217k WordsCompleted [Demon Lord: Tough on the Outside, Adorable Within VS Underworld King: Gentle on the Outside, Ruthless Within] [Historical Romance + Xianxia and the Supernatural + Comedy + Bickering Couple + Sweet Romance + Heartwarming Healing + Love Blossoms Over Time] A quirky, oddly harmonious cast: the Underworld King, gentle on the outside and ruthless within; the Demon Lord, tough on the outside and adorable within; Meng Po, a ditzy, emotionless little girl; the domineering, sharp-tongued Black Impermane 788Reads9.2Score101Shelves
22. 622 天 The Hidden Secrets of the World 天下藏局 Little Nine Disciple小九徒Urban2.8M WordsCompleted [Wuxia World + Antiques Appraisal + Tomb Raiding] I never went to school as a child. Instead, I spent ten years learning the trade from a beautiful woman. Over those ten years, she forged me a pair of “Ghost Eyes” that could identify every rare treasure in the world. She trained my hands into “Buddha’s Hands,” teaching me to break traps and set schemes with impunity. And she taught me a repertoire of “divine skills” that let me navigate the shifting world of the martial underworld with ease. Dra 100kReads9.4Score18.2kShelves

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    Laugh! Laugh until you get a six-pack!!! 👉👉👉 How long is the history of China? 5000 Years? 6000 Years? Or even 8000 years? 🕉 Are those ancient great beings who created the world just myths or figments of imagination? 🛐 Witch: Did the ancient great witch, who connected heaven, earth, and man with the Tongtian Jianmu (a sacred tree), exist? If you are interested in these questions, I recommend reading 🫵 Xiao Jiu Tu's "The Hidden Trap of the World". 🐷 Protagonist Su Chen: an expert in antiques, skilled in martial arts, handsome, and a master of using women... His various abilities are simply dazzling! ㊙️ The book is full of various traps, traps within traps, traps within traps, traps within traps... His intelligence is definitely online. 0⃣1⃣ The most brilliant way to break the traps of the world is to break people's hearts. 0⃣2⃣ Tea itself is made of wood, growing in the soil, nourished and nurtured by rainwater, repeatedly roasted over an open fire in a metal pot before it becomes edible. It embodies the five elements of heaven and earth: metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. A gentleman wearing a jade piece made from five elements of tea leaves travels the world, as if blessed by the profound mysteries of Yin and Yang and the Five Elements, enabling him to observe the vast ocean, contend for the world, and win the world. 0⃣3⃣ The so-called "Zhu You" (祝由) is essentially using a unique incantation to manipulate energy and interfere with a person's brainwaves, causing them to become calm, frenzied, excited, sad… The eyes of Zhu Jiuyin (烛九阴) just now probably possess this kind of energy that distorts our brainwaves. …Righteous values. Chinese history is long and rich, with traditions and orthodoxy, no matter what pain and calamities it has experienced! China will always be the best! 👍👍👍 ㊗️ Blessings to all…

23. 623 假EN The Fake Heiress's Thoughts Are Leaking—So She's Giving Up and Grabbing Popcorn 假千金心声泄露后，彻底摆烂吃瓜 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance670k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Mind-Reading While Following the Gossip + Silly Jokes and Memes + Wild Imagination + Everyone’s Favorite] Ye Xunzhi, a modern college student with a fragile heart, transmigrates into a book. The good news: Even though she’s the fake heiress and gets kicked out of the wealthy family, her grandfather’s family seems pretty powerful, especially her several older brothers, each of whom is a major asset. The bad news: No one in this family meets a good end. Maybe because they’re all bound b 26.3kReads9.5Score3.4kShelves
24. 624 老 After My Wife Died, My Life Soared Against the Odds 老婆去世后，我的人生逆风飞扬 Border Town Camel边城骆驼Urban1.7M WordsCompleted My name is Shu Shuang. Shu as in “comfortable,” and Shuang as in “refreshing.” I was twelve when both my parents died, and Cheng Yexiang raised me. When I was twenty-one, Cheng Yexiang’s eldest daughter, Cheng Ke, who was the same age as me, married me. After Cheng Ke and I got married, we opened a small shop in the city called Keshuang Supermarket. Three months later, she died in a tragic car accident. I felt as though the sky had fallen. Life no longer seemed worth living. Cheng Yexiang had lo 13.6kReads8.8Score1.2kShelves

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    I laughed so hard I almost choked on my drink! [Facepalm][adoration]

25. 625 穿 I Transmigrated as the Heir's Wife, and My Husband Is One of a Pair of Twins 穿越成世子妃，夫君竟是双生子 Yuzu Builds a Bridge柚出一座桥Ancient Romance345k WordsCompleted Reborn + transmigrate + golden finger + playing dumb while hiding one's true strength At twenty-nine, He Fengxi, a committed singleton, finally set off on an RV trip. The moment she opened her eyes, she had transmigrated to an imaginary ancient dynasty and become a prince's consort. She had money, beauty, and a noble status, as well as an impossibly handsome husband. But then again... there's no such thing as a free lunch. 1.6kReads—Score155Shelves

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    Book recommendations!

26. 626 被 The Tyrant Dragged Me Back 18 Times, and I'm Pregnant Again 被暴君抓回去18次，我又怀上了 Ninefold Thousand Towers九方千阙Ancient Romance534k WordsCompleted The short drama My Heart Is Weary, the Villain Only Wants Cuddles Every Day is now online. [Unhinged, tyrannical dog emperor] x [sweet, fierce, adorable heartthrob] After Su Ci transmigrates into a book, the mad emperor forces her to absorb his good luck, locks her in his bedchamber, and makes her sleep in his imperial bed. By day, she's a prisoner; by night, she's treated like an empress. She pretends to go along with it, then runs away. By day, the mad emperor is a dog: “Bring that wretched wo 7.2kReads9.4Score876Shelves

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    Sweet and hilarious, the author is so daring! 🙈 The female lead transmigrates into a book, the male lead is reborn, and the male lead can only survive by absorbing the female lead's luck. The funny thing is, he absorbs it slowly but dissipates it quickly! 😄😄😄 The male lead's luck drops rapidly whenever he's rude to the female lead, hahaha, he's so frustrated! So funny! 👏👏👏

27. 627 救 Help! A Beautiful Cannon Fodder Character is Driving Everyone Crazy in Interstellar Space! 救命！漂亮炮灰在星际撩疯了 Bai Wu栢无Two Male Leads407k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + interstellar + silly comedy + intense push and pull + two powerhouses + military academy, both romantically inexperienced, affection-starved, socially anxious, secretly goofy troublemaker ✖️ aloof, chaste, strict commander] Shu Ye transmigrates into a melodramatic interstellar romance novel about chasing back an ex. The first thing he sees when he opens his eyes is a pile of trash falling on him. The good news: his original character is the young master of a powerful family on 6.3kReads9.3Score1kShelves

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    Super good! 😄 A high-quality novel you can stay up all night reading. I was drawn in by the title, and I thought I had a pretty high threshold for humor, but after reading this book, I realized how low my threshold for humor really is! I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that my mom scolded me.

28. 628 我 There’s a Ghost Inside Me 我的体内有只鬼 A Black-Inked Blade一柄墨刀Mystery3.5M WordsCompleted Vengeful ghosts awaken, and a hundred ghosts roam the night. Jiang Xiao transmigrates into this world for no apparent reason and finds himself surrounded by demons and monsters. But then he discovers that his shadow can devour ghosts without limit and gain their abilities. [Successfully devoured the White Mist Ghost. Ability acquired: Mist Form] [Successfully devoured the Hanging Ghost. Ability acquired: Shackles] [Successfully devoured the Bronze Ghost. Ability acquired: Copper Skin] [Successfu 20.7kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves
29. 629 卷EN The Workaholic Best Actor Refuses to Be a White Lotus Cannon Fodder 卷王影帝拒绝当白莲炮灰 Wild Geese in the Northern Sea北冥有雁Two Male Leads603k WordsCompleted A sophisticated, charmingly ruthless top attacks VS a capable, narcissistic bottom Si You: A legendary figure in the entertainment industry, nicknamed “King of Overwork.” One day, he opens his eyes and finds himself inhabiting a pitiful white-lotus side character who's about to become a has-been and knows nothing but how to play the victim. After going through the plot, Si You sits in front of his computer and declares, “Now this is high-level gameplay.” Looking to blow off steam, he turns a hor 48.5kReads9.6Score8.2kShelves
30. 630 梦 Dreaming of All Under Heaven 梦想天下 Riding a Bull to Find You骑牛找你Historical206k WordsCompleted A fiery rebirth, slaying foes as I ascend to the Third Heaven. I will create the world of my dreams, so that wherever the sun and moon shine is Chinese land, and wherever people live, they learn Chinese characters and speak Chinese... 14Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Thumbs up][OK][KISS][Heart]

31. 631 青 My Childhood Sweetheart Is Sweet and Fierce, and the Lovesick Crown Prince Dotes on Her 青梅又奶又凶，病娇太子爷超宠她 One Day, a Billion有朝亿日Modern Romance532k WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] [Childhood sweethearts + sweet romance + school life + his everyday devotion to protecting her] [An adorably sweet, silly, soft little darling x a genuinely unhinged, uncompromisingly obsessive yandere demon king] Jiang Xian had three things going for her since childhood: she was brave, strong, and had a huge appetite. She had a brain, too, just not much of one. The little girl had two great loves in life. Love number one: food. Love number two: Shen Yan. The beautifu 33.4kReads8.1Score2.7kShelves

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    I'm dying of laughter! ① I'm dying of laughter! What kind of cunning could a 3-year-old possibly have? She actually scared other kids at kindergarten and brought a frog to school! Her parents were called in on her very first day! Unbelievable!!! She even made her childhood friend take the blame for bedwetting! Hahaha, is that even fair?

32. 632 小 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠，把渣爹当胎盘哄 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow 90.2kReads9.6Score11.5kShelves

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    This book!!! Who understands the pain I felt trying to suppress my laughter in bed? It's had a 9.6 rating for so long and still has 620,000 readers! Go for it!

33. 633 猎 The Demon Hunter’s Journal 猎魔手记 Old Zhang, Old Zhang老张老张Mystery3.9M WordsCompleted Have you ever seen a white dog wearing clothes, or a mouse eating a cat? Have you heard of paper effigies putting on an opera, or flying stiff corpses sucking blood? Come, let me tell you... 1kReads8.5Score102Shelves
34. 634 归 Love Vanished with the Wind, Leaving No Trace! 归爱随风，无觅处！ World of Blossoms繁花世界27k WordsCompleted Love returns with the wind, but there's nowhere to find it! 173Reads—Score—Shelves

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35. 635 笑 You Mock Huaxia for Having No Gods? From the Start, I Awakened Billions of Deities 笑我华夏无神？我开局觉醒亿万神 Open the Door, Here's Some Warmth开门送温暖Urban2.7M WordsCompleted Spiritual qi revival sweeps the world, and the Mythic Arena appears. Gods from every nation arrive one after another: Japan awakens Amaterasu, the American federation summons Odin, and Greece calls forth Zeus… Only China has lost its mythological heritage, leaving it in grave danger! Then I transmigrate here by chance and discover, to my amazement, that I possess the complete system of Chinese mythology! “A mere Great Xia dares to compete with us in the number of gods?” “Hey… wait! Look at what 2.3kReads8.6Score411Shelves

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    🍄🍄🍄I'm dying of laughter, I'm laughing so hard I'm pounding the bed! Hahahaha! The worshipper says, "Master, I've found a huge tomb, want to come along?" The protagonist replies, "No, I can't handle those traps." The worshipper asks, "What traps?" The protagonist answers, "The police! 🤣"

36. 636 恶 The Wicked Junior Sister Won't Reform, So She Wreaks Havoc on Everyone in the Sect 恶毒师妹不洗白在宗门创死所有人 Jiu Yue Yu久月鱼Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo 69.8kReads9.4Score9.4kShelves
37. 637 我 I Have a Management System 我有一个托管系统 Eating Lychees Barehanded徒手吃荔枝Urban584k WordsOngoing [No CP, no female lead, cat-eared boy, everyone's favorite] Ancient ruins are calling. The uncanny has returned. Who is whispering in the darkness? Sequences that transcend ordinary mortals: law enforcers, wanderers, diviners, alchemists... and countless unknown, uncanny Sequences. In the tide of this new age, who can reach the supernatural? In plain English: Jiang Huang, a boy who transmigrated from Earth, has lived in this new world for fourteen years. Just as he was getting ready to copy son 304Reads9.6Score—Shelves
38. 638 我 I’m a 31st-Century Military Rogue, and the Cultivation World Works for Me 我31世纪兵痞让修仙界给我打工 Hotpot King Oyster Mushroom火锅平菇Eastern Fantasy194k WordsOngoing Wildly imaginative xuanhuan + comedy + technology golden finger + scheming mastermind + sly operator + money-making + another world. Righteous Sect Master: “Su Ming's strategic vision is the finest I've ever seen. He's practically a blessing to the cultivation world, though his cut of the profits is a little low.” Demonic Sect Master: “Before I met Su Ming, it never occurred to me that I'd have to call the authorities to protect myself.” Sect Disciples: “He saddled every one of us with predatory 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's truly frustrating. Recently, Qiezi (a Chinese online book platform) has been heavily impacted by studios. AI studios are churning out thousands of books daily, artificially inflating data and stealing traffic from original authors. I can accept being criticized by readers for poor writing, but I absolutely cannot accept Qiezi being targeted by studios and losing traffic for original authors. This way, I don't even have the chance to be criticized by readers. I'd like to recommend my own book, a lighthearted and humorous story. If my writing is bad, I humbly accept criticism from real readers. If you find it acceptable and it makes you laugh, then all my hard work and countless nights working on this idea haven't been in vain. If you could recommend this book and add it to your bookshelf, you would be my benefactor! Thank you so much!

39. 639 忘 Twin Lotuses on the Wangchuan River (Part One) 忘川河上并蒂莲（上） World of Blossoms繁花世界Marriage & Romance25k WordsCompleted Twin Lotuses on the River of Forgetfulness (Part 1) 101Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 640 都 Now That I’m Reborn, Who’d Still Run with the Gangsters? 都重生了谁还混社会 Bored Little Bai无聊小白啊Urban3.1M WordsCompleted Short drama: "Loyal to the Skies: Starting Over" is now streaming The novel was originally titled "Now That I've Been Reborn, Who Would Still Run With Gangs?" [Reborn + business + lots of underlings + no groveling + no cowardice + taking the righteous path + law-abiding] A big shot from the underworld returns to 2010. Should he repeat his old mistakes and keep running with gangs, or abandon his underlings and take the road to a brighter future? No! I won't choose! In this life, I, Qin Jiang, wil 139.1kReads9.3Score13.8kShelves
41. 641 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 43.2kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves
42. 642 记 The Avenger of Memory 记忆的复仇者 Midsummer Sun仲夏的午阳Sci-Fi & Apocalypse788k WordsCompleted Li Wei uncovers memories belonging to his family and vows to avenge them. Following the clues in their memories, he overcomes all kinds of hardships and dangers in search of their enemy, and finally gets his revenge. 12Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 643 忘 Twin Lotuses on the Wangchuan River (Part Two) 忘川河上并蒂莲（下） World of Blossoms繁花世界Marriage & Romance27k WordsCompleted Twin Lotuses on the River of Forgetfulness (Part 2) 30Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 644 小 The Little Guide Drops Her Binding Restrictions, and a Whole Den of Lunatics Shows Up 小向导放开绑定权限，来了一窝疯 African Chieftain Wula非洲酋长乌拉Modern Romance422k WordsOngoing [Interstellar Sentinels and Guides] [Everyone's Favorite] [Ensemble Cast] [Love Rivalry] [No Female Rivalry] [Goofy, Sweet Romance] [All Men Are Pure] [Two hundred years ago, she never lived to see spring. Two hundred years later, she became springtime for a bunch of madmen.] As Blue Star fell to the apocalypse, Wen Rongxin climbed into a cryogenic pod. When she opened her eyes again, she was the only ancient human in the entire galaxy. The man who dug her out of the pod was treated like a big d 5kReads6.2Score589Shelves

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    Sisters suffering from a reading slump, come here! [Attention] "Destined Match - No Returns, Sentinel's Belonging to Me" Two hundred years ago, an ancient human, after her cryo-chamber opened, became an interstellar guide. Upon receiving her destined match, all she could think of was complaining: No returns, no seven-day no-reason return policy. Then, a whole bunch of crazy people arrived— The number one wanted space pirate: She called his nine-tailed fox a dog and even sucked on him like a dog; The most arrogant young Sentinel in the entire school: He never admits defeat in front of others, but he apologizes first to her; The abstinent general: He doesn't break any rules, but the other self imprisoned within him doesn't; The prince exiled to the Black Tower: No one in the entire tower dares to speak to him, he only looks at her; The mermaid captain: Her tears are pink soft beads, she collected a jar, only one of them is real; The research institute director: He always flirts with her when there are the most people around. There's also a two-meter-tall male guide who, even with trembling legs, will stand in front of her, and three best friends who will break down doors and argue for her. She laughed and then cried: The space pirate was registered as her "brother." Everyone else could openly pursue her, but he couldn't. He wanted her the most, yet he only told her, "Choose whoever you want. I'll take care of the rest." One reader, who had followed the story for over a hundred chapters, gave it five stars: "The male leads aren't perfect; they're flesh and blood."

45. 645 长 I'm So Pretty, They Raise Me Like a Cool Big Sister 长相过于漂亮，她们拿我当御姐养 Clear Eyes Like Rippling Waterq双瞳剪水qUrban534k WordsCompleted [Sweet everyday life] [The whole group adores him] [A weird and wonderful life] After gaining an unbelievably gorgeous face, Yan An’s life gets stranger and stranger. Girls with period cramps ask to borrow sanitary pads from him. Pretty girls who like girls confess their feelings to him. A sweet, soft-spoken upperclasswoman acts coy with him: “Big sis, could you scold me? Give me that look like I’m a piece of trash. Please, big sis.” “Seriously, what is wrong with you people? I’m a guy!” “But... 15kReads8.9Score1.4kShelves

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    🍓🍓🍓 Hahahaha, I laughed so hard my stomach hurt in bed in the middle of the night. The male lead looks so much like a girl that when a girl asks him to borrow a sanitary napkin, he says, "Excuse me... Do you have... A sanitary napkin?"

46. 646 万 Myriad Races Invade, and I Tame the Sacred Beast Xuanwu from the Start! 万族入侵，我开局驯化圣兽玄武！ Qingyun Pavilion青云阁Urban3.2M WordsCompleted The myriad races invade Earth. The turtle in Su Bai's home evolves into a Black Tortoise, and his cat becomes a White Tiger. The Vermilion Bird, Azure Dragon, and other ancient sacred beasts arrive one after another. But these sacred beasts have a slightly enormous appetite, and the world gains a merchant who gives everyone a headache. “Friend, this Black Tortoise blood is only ten billion. Hey, why are you cursing at me instead of buying it?” “The champion of the Intercollegiate Tournament gets 63.8kReads9.0Score7.2kShelves
47. 647 晚 When the Evening Breeze Rises, Love Runs Deep 晚风起o衍情深 Midsummer Sun仲夏的午阳Urban457k WordsCompleted A newly appointed boss and I started off at each other's throats. After a long period of adjustment, we went from colleagues to lovers. After we got married, our life together was so sweet, joyful, and happy. 69Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 648 重 Reborn in 2000: My Dormmates Turned into Girls 重生2000宿舍兄弟变成了妹子 Over Thirty年过叁拾Urban59k WordsOngoing [Nonsense] [No System] [No Cliches] [Business] After a relentless wave of misfortune, Qin Chuan leaps from a rooftop. But when he wakes up, he finds himself reborn in the year 2000. Even more astonishing, the dorm mates he lived with for four years have all turned into girls. He wonders if the promise his dorm mates joked about making, that if they ever turned into girls, they'd all have some fun together, will actually come true… 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Nonsensical][No System] It won't give you abs, it will just make you laugh and let you woo beautiful women, but it won't let you woo your brothers. It blends memes and creates catchy phrases that will wake your mom up laughing in the middle of the night, get you a good beating, and then you'll keep laughing.

49. 649 神 A Goddess Falls to Earth and Promises You a Lifetime 神落凡尘，许卿一生 World of Blossoms繁花世界25k WordsCompleted A god falls to the mortal world and promises you a lifetime. 50Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 650 开EN From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 563kReads9.7Score72.5kShelves

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