Books So Funny I Laugh in the Middle of the Night and Kick My Dog Out the Window 半夜笑到把自家狗子一脚踹出窗户的书
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The X-Ray Doctor 透视医王
Two years ago, his father was killed by a drunk driver. The culprit walked free, and he himself was framed and sent to prison. Faced with the world’s injustice, he was powerless to change anything! Two years later, he gains an unparalleled legacy. His medical skills save lives, and his martial arts banish evil! Those who harmed me will pay their blood debt in full! Those who bully me will beg for death and find no release! My new book, My Kidney Was Stolen, So I Transplanted an Immortal’s Five O
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Great Tang: From the Start, I Used the Imperial Jade Seal to Crack Walnuts 大唐:开局传国玉玺砸核桃
[Great Tang] [System] [Mischievous Kid] [Sign-In] [Funny, Hilarious] After transmigrating to the Great Tang, Li Ke becomes an eight-year-old boy. He has been signing in for eight years from the start and has received countless rewards! One day, Li Ke uses the Imperial Jade Seal to crack walnuts. Li Shimin: TAT Ke'er, don't, don't smash it! Li Ke: Come on, Father. Give me a dog’s bark! Li Shimin: Ah!!! I am the emperor, and you want me to bark like a dog? Li Ke: If not, then how about letting me
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After I Went Off the Rails, My Whole Villainous Family Turned Over a New Leaf! 我发癫后,全家反派都从良了!
[Absurd Memes + 1v1, Both Leads Are Sexually Inexperienced + Beloved by All + Wild, Unhinged Couple: Xi Congrong] [A Totally Unhinged, Random, All-Rounder Heroine vs. A Villainous Male Lead Who’s Elegant, Scheming, and Has an Unusual Way of Thinking] You are the nanny’s daughter, with a tragic background: a gambling-addicted father, a fragile mother, and a lily-white innocent side to you. On your first day accompanying your mother to work at the mansion, the real heiress makes things difficult f
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The Little Princess Who Plays the Pig to Eat the Tiger 扮猪吃虎小王妃
After the shock of that intense visual impact wore off, Ye Yiyi finally came to her senses and immediately turned around. “Beiming Yu! Are you crazy? Why did you let me in while you were changing?” “I didn't let you in! I only told you I was in the bedroom.” Beiming Yu stifled a laugh inside, but put on an utterly innocent face as he spoke. “Ye Yiyi, you've seen my body twice. You have to take responsibility for me!” “Hmph, I've seen plenty of people. Do I have to take responsibility for all of
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I Used the Myriad Worlds Exchange System to Redeem Myself 我用万界兑换系统兑换我自己
[System + mastermind behind the scenes + multiple worlds + apocalypse + no saintly hero] Yang Tian acquired a strange System. The items in its shop turned out to be attributes he had "lost" himself? [Looks +10]? I lost that! [Intelligence +20]? I lost that too! [Protective Astral Energy]? That's my passive skill! Yang Tian: "Hey, System bro, aren't you just making me pay to buy myself back?!" The world changed. The Gray Realm descended, and reality merged with the mysterious and uncanny. Wit
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The Bizarre Pawnbroker: Everything I Pawn Is Mythical 诡异典当师:我的当品皆为神话
Long, long ago, in a blood-and-flesh alley filled with terrifying monsters, there lived an “ordinary” boy. After Ji Mo was picked up by a long-legged, mature monster called the White Bone Corpse Demon, he became an apprentice pawnbroker. But one day, the pawnshop’s proprietor, the long-legged, mature White Bone Corpse Demon, disappeared. “I know everything the proprietor knows, and even what she doesn’t. Why can’t I be the proprietor?” said the ordinary boy. But in this terrifying, dark world, h
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Beast World: Bet You Didn’t Expect Me to Turn Myself In 兽世:没想到吧,我把自己上交了
Beast World, farming, infrastructure building, interworld development, cooperation with the nation, turning everything over to the country, and an ambitious heroine (ambition is not a derogatory term) (National cooperation, with an overwhelmingly powerful cheat) What should you do if you become the absurdly pampered wife heroine in a beast-world conquest novel? Jiang Jiao turned around and handed herself over to the country, clinging to the leg of her motherland. Jiang Jiao: Mom, food, pleas
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The Empress Arranged a Marriage, and Caught Me Reading an Indecent Book 女帝联姻,我看不正经书被她抓包
[Unhinged author, unhinged work] [Empress] [Traditional story with a System, read with caution; don’t flame me, I have my pride] [The plot is all over the place, but readable] [Not invincible, a leveling-up story, cultivation at your own pace] “What? You want someone as upright as me to cultivate by looking at paintings of beautiful women? What about my dignity?” “What? You want a grown man like me to become the Empress’s consort? If word gets out, where will I put my old face?” “What? You’re sa
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Wood Is Only for Support? Then I’ll Armor a Giant Buddha with Susanoo 木系只能辅助?我直接须佐套大佛
“That kid is an SSS-rank talent, and the weakest Wood-type user to boot! Hilarious!” Ye Chen gives a scornful smile. “Ever heard of... the True Thousand-Armed Kanon?” When that mighty Buddha descends, the world finally understands! The talent wasn’t weak! It was the person using it! “Hey, aren’t you a Wood-type user? Can you explain what that fire is? What, are you trying to become an alchemist too?” Ye Chen shakes his head helplessly. “My talent is only just a tiny bit amazing~” When tens of mi
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The Great Tang’s Mightiest Bear Child 大唐之最强熊孩子
Disgraced, demoted, and doomed to die? Li Chengqian says, “I'm not buying that three-hit combo.” An engineering student from the 21st century transmigrates to the Tang dynasty and becomes Li Chengqian, Taizong's eldest son. He figures that if he can't be crown prince or emperor, he might as well be a mischievous brat, teasing officials' wives and clinging to his older sisters' legs. That's a carefree life, too. (Before reading, please go easy on the author. This book is for entertainment only, s
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I Empty the Family Fortune, Then the 1960s Apocalypse Boss Goes on a Rampage 搬空祖产,末世大佬六零嘎嘎乱杀
[The audiobook, narrated by a real person, is now available. Go give it a listen! Transmigrates into a book + 1960s setting + laugh-out-loud antics + spirit spring space + crazy and ruthless heroine + face-slapping the scumbags + clearing everything out] End-of-the-world powerhouse Lei Qingyu transmigrates into a novel set in the era. The original owner was raised by her stepmother to be timid and submissive, and didn’t want to accept her arranged marriage and join the army. Her biological fathe
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Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤,全民求我当总统
Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System
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Great Tang: Someone Save Me! I Really Don't Want to Be Crown Prince! 大唐:谁来救救我,我真不想当太子啊!
“Father, I want to resign! What? If I resign again, you’ll pass the throne to me? Don’t mess with me, I’m still young! Fine, I won’t resign. I’ll hold off for now, all right?” “Qingque, how’s your big brother treated you? Want to be Crown Prince? No need to pay, hey... Don’t go! Don’t go! I’ll pay you, okay? We can negotiate the price!” “Zhinu, want some Wangzai milk? Become Crown Prince, and I’ll give you all you can drink! What’s a Crown Prince? You can’t eat it? You little brat, are you tryin
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How Many Times Have I Told You? Don't Call Me Big Bro! 说了多少次,别管我叫大哥!
[High-octane action + hilarious comedy + shameless antics + unapologetically inhuman + everyday life + idle-fish System] I transmigrated to a parallel world while sitting on the toilet, and somehow became a grown-up Shin-chan?! The System even ordered me to become a delinquent: transfer schools and take over Aoto in a week, help the Tokyo Manji Gang through their crisis, recruit Taiju Shiba, sweep the SWORD districts, defeat Amber, bring Yoshiki Murayama under my wing, and crush Suzuran! And th
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After Being Struck Dead by Divine Lightning, the Empress Became a Sensation in Showbiz 被神雷劈死后,女帝在娱乐圈爆红了
[Rebirth + entertainment industry + idol competition + mystery-solving variety show + wilderness survival + dating show + research + lighthearted comedy + wish fulfillment] After being reborn on Earth, Ke Tianqing joined her best friend in signing up for an idol competition variety show, hoping to earn 5,000 yuan for appearing on the program and get eliminated in the first round. She never imagined her mischievous fans would pull out all the stops to keep her from clocking out! And so, her pat
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The Eerie Spirit Medium: My Doll Can Really Manifest Spirits 诡异降神师:我的娃娃真能显灵
[Ghosts in the Book!] [Dark Tone!] [Villain Protagonist!] [Urban Supernatural!] [Horror Aesthetic!] [Invincible from the Start!] A sinister doll saws someone to pieces, a red-clad vengeful ghost claims lives at the airport, a hundred ghosts hunt people down along a ten-mile street, the dead rise again in a crematorium, and corpses dance wildly in an abandoned hospital... None of these things happened to me. They are all stories I wrote. My name is Yang Ning. I am an heir to the Ling Men, a profe
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Great Tang: My Aunt Is Empress Changsun 大唐,我的姑姑是长孙
History + comedy + daily life + harmony Sun Yun, a modern man, died suddenly after staying up all night and unexpectedly found himself reborn in the womb as Changsun Chong, the eldest son of the Duke of Zhao’s household. He awakened a hidden-achievement System, constantly meeting its requirements for no apparent reason and receiving rewards just as inexplicably. Without meaning to, he became an idol to the younger generation of the Tang Dynasty, a thorn in the side of the Five Great Clans, and s
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Leave Me Alone! I'm Just a Mosquito, and I'm Male! 放过我吧,我只是只蚊子,公的!
Give me a break! I’m just a mosquito, and a male one at that!
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Heavenly Abyss 天渊
(The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw
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The Twelve Volumes of the Professional Rankings, and My Name Is in Every One 职业天榜十二卷,卷卷有爷名
[Full-cast audiobook now available|Class change + clones + no female lead + nonstop laughs + mastermind behind the scenes + explosive plot] Song Gua transmigrated with a whole bunch of fun-loving clones. This was a world where everyone changed classes. Song Gua became a Bondbearer who could borrow power, while his clones took on all kinds of different classes, with every variety imaginable. Their numbers kept growing, and every last one was talented and charming. Under Song Gua’s brilliant l
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BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘?我才是天庭的BOSS
BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS
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Becoming an Immortal Emperor Is All Thanks to My Enemies' Efforts 成就仙帝,全靠敌人的努力
What would it feel like if every side effect of your cultivation were borne by your enemies? And so Liu Shunyi began frantically practicing forbidden arts and life-draining techniques. He even started madly cultivating methods that would wreck his foundation. First, he wanted to raise his strength as quickly as possible. Second, these techniques were powerful. Third, his enemies would bear every cost and adverse effect anyway. What’s more, he could even cultivate using his enemies’ talents. What
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Konoha's Crazy Dave 木叶的疯狂戴夫
Reborn in the world of Naruto, I become the son of the Second Hokage of Konoha? My name is Senju Dave? I can grow plants, and I’m really good at it! I’m classmates with Hiruzen and Danzo, and I help Danzo become Hokage? Hiruzen becomes Root? “Uncle Madara! You’re old now! Let me carry you!” “Brat! You want to dance?”
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Destined Across Three Lifetimes: A Romantic Legacy of Young Love and Marriage 缘定三生,青春婚约的浪漫传承
A sweet promise spanning their youth, sealed by an engagement. Surrounded by the warmth of family and the passion of youth, they keep their vows and write a romantic story together, full of amusing moments from school and everyday life. From Lin Shimin's admiration for Luo Yimo, to their wondrous chance encounters at all kinds of events, and the hilarious, heartwarming episodes that follow, their story is sure to make you smile. The novel has playful banter between best friends, the warm support
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The Appraisal Is Burned! Nobody Say a Word 鉴定烧了!谁也别说出去
The Appraisal's Been Burned! Don't Tell Anyone
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This Emperor Is Not Only Lazy, He’s Also Rude 这个皇帝不仅摆烂,还没有素质
Ying Yi transmigrated into a strange dynasty and became an emperor! But Ying Yi had no desire to be emperor. All he wanted was to find a reasonable way to die and abdicate as soon as possible, so he could go back and inherit his hundreds of billions in wealth! So he set out on a path of nonstop suicide by bad decisions! Politics is all about compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises! The empress dowager wreaking havoc in the harem? He chews her out! The literary, lovesick empress? He chews her o
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The Ice Age Apocalypse: I Hoarded a Hundred Billion in Supplies 冰河末世,我囤积了百亿物资
Doomsday + reborn + massive stockpiling + playing it safe + unlimited space + dark revenge, no saintly protagonist The world enters an ice age. The freezing apocalypse arrives, and 95% of the planet's population perishes! In his previous life, Zhang Yi was killed by people he'd helped because of his kind heart. Reborn one month before the freezing apocalypse, Zhang Yi awakens a spatial ability and begins frantically stockpiling supplies! Short on supplies? He empties the hundred-billion-yuan war
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Bankruptcy Is No Big Deal: I Still Own a Male Model Agency 破产不要紧,我名下还有家男模店
Going Bankrupt Is No Big Deal. I Still Own a Male Model Club
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Global Metahumans: Awakening the Purple Heaven Divine Lightning at the Start 全球异能:开局觉醒紫霄神雷
On Blue Star, vicious beasts run rampant. Everyone can awaken an ability and has a chance to become a powerful force, feared across the land! Yet Xu Jingming, who transmigrated here, had only an E-rank ability. Fortunately, the Deep Blue System appeared, upgrading his weak E-rank electric ability into S-rank Purple Firmament Divine Thunder! That’s not all. Every time he kills a vicious beast, he earns ability points. Spend ability points to raise his level and strengthen his skills. “Deep Blue,
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The Great Qin's Analects-Wielding Imperial Tutor, Training Three Thousand Ironback Confucian Scholars 大秦抡语帝师,教出三千鬼背儒生
[Hilarious + Fist-Swinging Analects + Primordial Era and Great Qin + Ridiculous + Absurd] After transmigrating to Great Qin, he compiles a dictionary from the start and is appointed Crown Prince's Tutor. Kong Chen insists he really has no idea how to lecture on the Analects. Ying Zheng forced him into it. Fu Su: Teacher, does “Those who lack strength give up halfway” mean I should understand my own limits and keep working hard? Kong Chen: Foolish! It means anyone weaker than me gets beaten until
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Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我,追白雪的渣男在哪里
Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White?
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Crazy System: You Deadbeat, Stop Right There! 疯批系统:死鬼,你给我站住!
[System] [Power Fantasy] [Eerie Revival] [Comedy] [Ruthless Combat] I’m a mental patient who was wrongly diagnosed. My daily routine is watering the head doctor’s flowers and looking after his fish. I stuck a rapid-heating rod into the fish tank as an oxygen pump, and when I saw the whole tank filled with fish soup, the head doctor was over the moon. But good times never last. An ordinary life just doesn’t suit extraordinary people like us. Then my fiancée outside got kidnapped, and they sent me
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I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我,十年后碾压985学霸
I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities
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My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年
My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II
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I Imprisoned the Entire Paranormal World and Turned It Over to the State 我关押整个诡异世界上交国家
A mysterious force has awakened, and a world of the uncanny has descended. Here, you can encounter demons from strange tales, ghosts from horror stories, and even ancient gods from myths and legends! Everyone in this uncanny world lives in fear and trepidation. But Jiang Che discovers that he can see strange prompts. And so... He works as a caregiver at the Yellow Springs Hospital, a waiter at an underworld hotel, and a network administrator at a reincarnation internet cafe... He even builds a p
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So Sweet It Drives Me Crazy! The Chaste CEO Flirts with Me by Day and Dreams of Me by Night 甜疯!禁欲总裁日日撩我夜夜梦我
(Transmigrate into a book + reborn, very sweet romance, soft and delicate heroine, possessive love interest, entertainment industry) Xu Zhishui transmigrated into a book as the villainess. She tried to latch onto the powerful male lead, but died in the antagonist’s bed on her wedding night. When she returned from the world of the novel to reality, she brought the novel’s antagonist back with her. Xu Zhishui: “I’ve got to keep clinging to this powerful man!” The woman-averse Fourth Master Shen wa
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I Have Three Months Left to Live, So Let Me Die in Peace 还剩三个月命,请让我从容赴死
From childhood onward, Zhuang Zi'ang was the kind of kid everyone called “the child other parents wish they had”: a model student every year and always first in his class. But after his parents divorced and his father started a new family, he became a child neither parent loved. At just eighteen, Zhuang Zi'ang is diagnosed with a terminal illness and given only three months to live. With his final three months, he decides to let out his rebellious, wild side and be truly himself for once. While
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Bro, Are You Really Here to Seek the Scriptures? 大哥,你真的是来取经的吗?
Wu Cheng stumbles into the pilgrimage to the West by sheer chance, leading Brother Tang and a few buddies as they livestream their journey and get up to all kinds of antics. First, let’s tear down the Five Elements Mountain by force. Otherwise, how’s Brother Monkey supposed to get out? Tang the Third is fat, lazy, and dumb. The only thing that gets him moving is hot pot and mahjong, so he has no intention of helping the monkey at all. From then on, they only get further and further down the road
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Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我
That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel.
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I, Ying Zheng, Become Lord of All Under Heaven with Pokemon 我!嬴政!靠精灵称为天下霸主
[Pokemon popularization + Great Qin + invincible protagonist + System] Ye Chen transmigrates to Great Qin in the twenty-eighth year of Qin Shi Huang’s reign, when the realm has only just been established and the court is in turmoil. By chance, he obtains a Pokemon popularization System and opens a Pokemon shop in Xianyang. From that day on, Great Qin’s whole way of life goes off the rails. Ying Zheng: Rayquaza, Longxi Commandery is suffering a drought. Go pray for rain on my behalf. Zhao Gao: Sp
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Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海:全熟人剧本我直接摆烂
I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In
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A Ghostly Performance, a Sensation Among the Living 阴间演出,阳间爆火
[Comedy]+ [Funeral Mourner] I inherited my mother's job as a professional funeral mourner. I thought the job was just about wailing at funerals to set the mood. Then a big client came to me and asked me to cry like I was in The Phantom of the Opera, preferably with a bit of a rap beat. I gritted my teeth and went for it. At the funeral, all the guests whipped out their phones to film me singing, “Phantom~ ah~~ dancing on my grave, yeah yeah~~” The next day, I became famous, in a way I'd never ex
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The Whole Sect Is Full of Powerhouses, but the Little Junior Sister Steals the Show 门宗全员大佬,小师妹独领风骚
[Everyone dotes on her + spoiled troublemaker + big shots + madcap inventions + kicks the male lead to the curb and shines on her own + mindless comedy + nonsense] Reborn as the legitimate eldest daughter of the Xia family, with laughably poor aptitude, Xia Yunyan has a deadbeat father, a cruel stepmother, and a scheming younger sister who targets her at every turn. After she wrecks the family fortune, she turns around and joins an immortal sect. But as soon as she arrives, her master vanishes w
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We're All Freaks, So Why Do You Stand Out So Much? 大家都是变态,为何你如此突出
[Ninjutsu] + [Thriller] + [Scheming] + [Extremely twisted] + [No female lead] [Some scenes may offend certain readers. Proceed with caution. Self-righteous do-gooders, please don't bring real-world morality into a fictional world!] Bai Ge has survived in the Thriller World for two and a half years when he suddenly gets a Ninjutsu System. Complete missions, and he can gain the power of ninjutsu. Spirit Doll: “This human is so cruel! I just couldn't afford the delivery fee, and he ripped my eyebal
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One Piece: Shig, the Strongest Mountain Bandit King 海贼:最强山贼王西格
[Invincible Combat Strength] + [Transmigration] + [Reclaiming My Main Account] Transmigrated into Shige, the bandit who was carried off by Lord of the Coast to feed the fish? No, I'm the sole surviving bandit king from the era of the sixty Emperors. "You mean the Four Emperors? Oh, they were still playing in the dirt when I took down fifty-six of them." On a peaceful afternoon in Foosha Village in the East Blue, I sip expired beer and smile faintly at the stunned red-haired man. "Shanks, I heard
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A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦
A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind
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Great Qin: The Inner Thoughts Ying Zheng Stole from Me from the Start 大秦开局被嬴政偷的心声
I transmigrate to the Great Qin dynasty and get a sign-in System. The First Emperor can hear my thoughts. I accidentally eat the Ancestral Dragon's blood essence, linking my life to the First Emperor's. If the Ancestral Dragon falls, I perish too. To keep the Ancestral Dragon alive, I really have to rack my brains.
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Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿,请君笑纳
Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile
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Three Kingdoms: I Warmed the Wine, Then Warmed It Again to Slay Hua Xiong 三国:我温酒温酒斩华雄
[No System]+ [Power Struggle]+ [Brains and Brawn] Everyone knows that Hua Xiong was slain over a cup of warm wine, but few know that Wen Jiu is a person’s name. From the start, I, Wen Jiu, warmed the wine and slew Hua Xiong, entering the game of contending for supremacy in the Three Kingdoms from the fringes.
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Ghost Hunting: Streamer, Please Stop Lurking! 捉鬼:主播求求你别苟了!
“Don’t worry, folks. Ghosts absolutely never attack people hiding under their blankets.” Troll commenters: “...” “So you’re saying you’ll stay in there no matter what, huh?” Gou Qilai: “Heh! Just look at my name. You should know I’m not coming out!” Troll commenters: “You shouldn’t be called Gou Qilai. You should be called a damn coward. I’ve never seen anyone this chicken.” [Ding! Ghost-Hunting System successfully bound. Your newbie gift pack has been issued.] Gou Qilai: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ “System,
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