Books So Funny I Laugh in the Middle of the Night and Kick My Dog Out the Window 半夜笑到把自家狗子一脚踹出窗户的书

1. 1151 我 I, a Crooked Merchant, Join the Chat Group 我，黑心商人，加入聊天群 I'm No Cao Cao不是曹贼Eastern Fantasy410k WordsCompleted Xiang Tian transmigrates to the Great Thousand World, where countless races thrive and planes converge. After awakening the God-Tier Jar System, he is wondering whether to become a shady merchant when... Ding! You are invited to join the Myriad Worlds chat group. Hongwu Emperor: I feel out of sorts if I go a day without opening a jar. Wu Yazi: So I could stand again, this shady merchant squeezed me dry... sob... The Most Beautiful Empress: I’ve decided to unify the world so I can open jars. Uncl 9.2kReads7.5Score418Shelves
2. 1152 高 High Martial: My Old Gatekeeper Is a Martial Saint 高武：我的看门老伯是武圣 Peanut Lives in a Peanut Shell花生米住在花生壳Eastern Fantasy160k WordsCompleted [Multiple female leads] + [Invincible combat strength] + [System] “I've watched the gate for forty years. I've watched all of you for forty years.” “Now it's time to show the world, ” “No one can break the gate I, Lin An, guard;” “No one can touch the people I, Lin An, protect!” 7Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 1153 一 After We Parted, I Wasted My Youth in the Drizzle 一别烟雨负韶华 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance30k WordsCompleted One Parting in Misty Rain, a Lifetime of Lost Youth 13Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 1154 大 Great Tang: From the Start, Princess Changle Became My Disciple 大唐：开局长乐公主拜我为师 Flowing Against the Current逆水而流Historical1.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to the Tang dynasty, Tang Yin becomes a court painter and awakens the Divine Brush System, gaining god-tier painting skills from the start. The officials are his biggest fans, and Changle is his devoted admirer. Li Er regards him as an imperial tutor, while the common people see him as a god. Li Er says, “The post of Minister of War has been vacant for some time. Would you be interested in taking it, Painter Tang?” Tang Yin replies, “I'm just a painter. I'm not interested in 1.6kReads7.9Score142Shelves
5. 1155 我 I Get a Hundred Simps Every Day 我每天获得一百个舔狗 A Thousand Lanterns Fade千灯尽Urban347k WordsOngoing [No-Brain Power Fantasy] [Multiple Heroines] Chen Ping, host of the program Helping Chen, unexpectedly obtains the Ultimate Simp God System. Every day, he is guaranteed to gain a hundred simps! His skills are so formidable that Chen Ping starts to question his own life. This synopsis can't do it justice. Read the story to find out more. 1kReads8.9Score104Shelves
6. 1156 玄 Xuanhuan: My Cultivation Level Is Tied Directly to the Readers 玄幻：我的境界直接跟读者挂钩 Peanut Lives in a Peanut Shell花生米住在花生壳Eastern Fantasy130k WordsCompleted [Fight and have fun]+ [Fight nonstop]= [Have fun nonstop] A divorce letter was slapped across Bai Dutian’s face. The aloof daughter of heaven turned away without a second glance. “You’re not worthy of me anymore.” The whole city burst into laughter as yesterday’s genius became a cripple. No one knew that a mysterious System had quietly bound itself to Bai Dutian. 2Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 1157 开 Making Sheep a Sheep from the Start, Breaking Players Worldwide 开局制作羊了个羊，全球玩家破防 Stay Disciplined坚持自律Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Strongly recommended by the editor + game design + livestreaming + everyday life] [Sheep a Sheep only earns the protagonist his first pot of gold; it has nothing to do with the later plot] Zhao Kai transmigrates to a parallel world and vows to build his own gaming empire. He obtains the “Rage-Inducing Game System.” As long as he frustrates players, he earns rewards. Zhao Kai says, “I just want to make good games. The System is the one forcing me to do this.” His first game is Sheep a Sheep. Pla 10.5kReads9.1Score970Shelves
8. 1158 B BYD: This Streamer Sure Knows How to Eat BYD这个主播真会吃 Three Kingdoms Artist三国艺术家Urban153k WordsCompleted [Gourmet]+ [Food Pairings] Ye Su, a food streamer hated across the internet and mocked for his “BYD” dark cuisine, awakens the strongest Gourmet System. As long as he makes food so tempting it brings his viewers to tears, he can earn mysterious rewards. But the System’s very first task is to livestream himself eating a bowl of roadside-stall luosifen. Ye Su: Are you messing with me? How can luosifen count as proper food? But after the first bite, the System starts spamming notifications: Tas 2Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 1159 国 National Fate: I Said Use a Cheat, Not Start Serving the Feast! 国运：让你开挂，没让你直接开席 Gathering Rain拾雨Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [National Fortune Survival + Patriotism + Livestreaming + Gourmet Food + No Female Lead] With resources depleted, Blue Star is on the brink of collapse. At this critical moment, the National Fortune Survival Arena makes a dramatic entrance! While all the other survivors are struggling just to stay alive and have no time to worry about the countries bound to them, Wang Yang has already conquered the National Fortune Survival Arena with the help of his cheat System and begun investigating its deep 10.9kReads8.6Score610Shelves
10. 1160 我 All My Tenants Are Crazy Girls 我的房客全是精神小妹 Ni Linsheng逆鳞生Urban338k WordsOngoing [Middle-Aged Comeback | Urban Power Fantasy | Spirited Girls | System] At thirty-five, I was laid off, swindled out of my down payment by a marriage scammer, and saddled with a two-million-yuan mortgage. Just when I was at the end of my rope, a chime rang in my head. [Rebellious Girl Shelter System bound: Only spirited girls may move in. Two hundred yuan per person per day, paid instantly. No empty promises.] To everyone else, spirited girls were foul-mouthed troublemakers who smoked, drank, ran 326Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    These two books are really good!!

11. 1161 大 Teaching the First Emperor of Qin to Beat Fusu with Lunyu Leaves Hu Hai Terrified 大秦教祖龙抡语暴揍扶苏吓惨胡亥 Glass Falls in Love with a Cat玻璃爱上猫Historical1.1M WordsCompleted (Great Qin + First Emperor + revelations + princes + Analects-inspired beatdowns + shocking Zheng-ge) After transmigrating, Zhao Mu mistook Ying Zheng for his wealthy father, who had gone out on business. Thinking of the corpses that would soon litter Xianyang, Zhao Mu tried to persuade his father, rich enough to rival a nation, to wait for the chance to rebel! Ying Zheng: “A gentleman loves wealth, but acquires it through proper means!” Zhao Mu: “You’re right, Dad. I love money, so taking yours 5.6kReads8.5Score439Shelves
12. 1162 我 I Crush the Modern Entertainment Industry with Real Actors from Ancient Times 我靠古代真演员，吊打现代娱乐圈 Ni Linsheng逆鳞生Historical219k WordsCompleted [A top-tier star director transmigrates + ancient cast with genuine acting chops + outclasses the entire entertainment industry + feel-good tale of making money across time] Framed and saddled with a billion in debt, he was completely blacklisted by the entertainment industry! The life of genius director Zhou Fan had fallen apart. At his darkest hour, a mysterious bracelet activated, sending him to ancient times! Here, there is no terrible acting, no lazy performers, and no investors meddlin 3Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 1163 神 God-Tier Card System: Great Tang's Strongest Shopkeeper 神级卡牌系统大唐最强店长 Xiao Jun笑君Historical1.7M WordsCompleted Chu Fan brings a “Card Merchant System” to the Tang Dynasty, and a world of chaos is born, one that leaves even the gods unsettled! Why are the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas desperately hoarding wealth? Why is Tang Sanzang riding a Harley to the Western Paradise? Why has Li Shimin become history’s first beast summoner? Why do the pigs in Chang’an squeal in the dead of night? It all traces back to one shabby little shop... 469Reads6.6Score101Shelves
14. 1164 氧 Oxygen Is Poisonous! My Livestream Leads Everyone on the Path to Immortality! 氧气有毒！直播引领全民修仙！ Murong Longcheng慕容龙城Urban312k WordsCompleted A livestream reveals that Blue Star is a prison, sending the entire internet into an uproar! Humanity was once the most powerful race beneath these stars! How? Because humans could cultivate immortality! But this cultivation isn't the kind you think it is... True energy is dark energy! Oxygen is deadly poison! And cultivators even travel in spaceships! During the livestream, Jiang Chen reveals the truth piece by piece! Viewers: "Streamer, what are you planning to show us tomorrow?" Li Feng: "Tom 238Reads8.6Score113Shelves
15. 1165 校 The Campus Belle Overheard My Thoughts, and I Caught Her 校花偷听我心声，被我发现了 Flirty Little Tomato风骚小番茄Urban709k WordsCompleted Shen Fan was reborn into his college years. It was the first day he would sit beside Xia Qingxue, the campus beauty. With a System at his disposal and memories of his previous life, Shen Fan watched Xia Qingxue walk over and thought to himself, [Since I’ve been reborn, I absolutely won’t let this chance with Xia Qingxue slip away in this life.] Xia Qingxue: Who? Who’s talking? Shen Fan immediately noticed that Xia Qingxue looked a little strange, as if she could hear his thoughts. So he gave a m 761Reads8.7Score105Shelves
16. 1166 我 I Can Rewrite the Plot, and the Hero and Heroine Are Stunned 我能改剧情，男女主麻了 Fish Spitting OO鱼吐OOModern Romance408k WordsCompleted [System + wild imagination + silly fun + hilarious + female lead, no CP] Jiang Nuan transmigrates and gains a golden finger that lets her access and alter the plot whenever she’s near the male and female leads. [Xu Yan sneered and walked toward Rong Jia.] Looking at Rong Jia, a hopeless romantic, Jiang Nuan smirked and changed “walked” to “crawled.” Xu Yan sneered and was just about to step forward when his body went out of his control and he sprawled on the ground. Under everyone’s stunned gaze 1.6kReads8.9Score221Shelves

    Reader note

    This book is quite funny. The protagonist has the ability to modify the words of the "original work" three times a day, and then the protagonist makes the "original male protagonist" lose face like crazy, hahaha.

17. 1167 国 National Fate Horror Game: Are You Crazy? You Can Play the Script Like This? 国运恐怖游戏：疯了吧，剧本还能这么玩 Third-Generation Nuclear Nut第三代核坚果Mystery1.5M WordsCompleted A National Fate horror game appears. If a country wants to prosper, it has to enter the game and take on its challenges. But the game is so terrifying that countless players fail to bring their countries any National Fate benefits. Instead, disaster strikes. Yet Qin Zhan discovers that he can see hints during the horror game stages: Funeral Hall Zombie Stage: Zombies fear light. Find a way to expose him to some. Bloody High-Heeled Shoe Stage: The female ghost has long legs. Give her another high 880Reads7.6Score100Shelves
18. 1168 星 Planetary Survival: Isn’t This Basic Knowledge? 星球求生：这不是基础常识吗？ Xiao Xiao Ze小小泽Sci-Fi & Apocalypse893k WordsOngoing Chu Yunhe transmigrated to a parallel world with incredibly advanced technology, where everything was done using high-tech methods. In this age, even the theory of relativity had been disproven. Humanity had long since spread across the universe. He signed up for a show called Planet Survival. When humans who couldn't live without high technology met Chu Yunhe... Making fire with a bow drill, mortise-and-tenon joints, black powder, pottery firing, fishing techniques... Viewers: "Holy crap! How d —Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 1169 断 After I Stopped Updating, the Prince Regent Dragged Me into the Book 断更后我被摄政王拽进了书里 Nine Salted Duck Eggs九颗咸鸭蛋Ancient Romance381k WordsCompleted [Possessive, villain, lighthearted, hilarious, sweet romance] Mo Li transmigrates into a book, dragged into the novel she wrote by the Prince Regent and turned into a little silver snake? To get back to her own world, she decides to kill the villain, Lu Ya, and fast-forward straight to the ending. But later she realizes that beauty is dangerous, especially male beauty! After spending every day together, Lu Ya starts looking at her in a very different way. ~ Lu Ya can hear the snake’s thoughts. S 1.8kReads9.2Score303Shelves
20. 1170 反 Villain: Overhearing Thoughts, Every Male Lead's Persona Collapses 反派：偷听心声，男主们人设全崩 A Fine Breeze Arrives Late晚来风信好Ancient Romance518k WordsCompleted [Mind reading + transmigrate into a book + System + cultivation + silly comedy + villainess + battle royale + everyone’s darling] Open ending, with a one-on-one bonus epilogue. Ning Xiang transmigrated into a cultivation novel as its wicked villainess and was bound to the Villainess Survival System. All she had to do was keep opposing the heroine according to the plot and make it to the end, and she would receive a whole range of generous rewards. Wait… Wasn’t the plot going a little off the rai 3.2kReads9.3Score550Shelves
21. 1171 末 Doomsday Descends: I Lead My Entire Clan into Cultivation 末日降临：我带着全族去修仙 I Don't Eat Baby Potatoes我不吃小土豆Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Ye Feiliu secretly cultivated immortality at home, telling people he was writing a novel. No one knew the truth, until one day, while saving a neighbor's child, Ye Feiliu stopped a speeding truck with one hand. The whole village was stunned. From then on, Ye Feiliu led his entire clan in cultivating immortality. Ten years later, the world merged with other dimensions. Countless alien beasts invaded, plunging the entire planet into despair overnight. At that moment, the whole Ye clan stepped forw 953Reads7.9Score100Shelves
22. 1172 开 From the Start, I Had Financial Freedom, But I Just Wanted an Ordinary Life 开局财富自由，我只想当个普通人 Someone Who Loves Sweet and Sour Duck Necks爱吃糖醋鸭架子的人Urban2.0M WordsCompleted Ordinary people are always dreaming of financial freedom, beautiful women, luxury cars, yachts... But compared with material things, Chu Fang wants something more: a sincere love to accompany him through the rest of his life, as he peacefully admires the mountains. [Everyday life, one heroine] ... ... 48.4kReads7.9Score1.6kShelves

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    🍁🍁🍁How will you live the rest of your life after achieving financial freedom? 🍀🍀🍀Chu Fang, an ordinary person with financial freedom, compared to other people's dreams of getting rich, he wants a sincere relationship and the romantic companionship of picking chrysanthemums together under the eastern fence and leisurely seeing Nanshan in the future.

23. 1173 战 After Dying in Battle Across the Heavens, I Was Reborn to a Leisurely Life in a Martial Arts World 战死诸天后重生武侠世界悠闲生活 Autumn Frost Like Sugar秋天有霜如糖Male-Channel Fanfiction1.7M WordsCompleted {This book isn't a face-slapping power fantasy. The plot moves along, but it's full of potential pitfalls. If you don't have some insight into life, you'd better move on, so you don't waste your precious time.} After dying in battle against the ominous forces across the heavens, he is reborn in the world of Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, with his memories preserved. With his memories in fragments, he is haunted by an inexplicable sense of urgency. He stops at nothing to train in martial arts, making 782Reads6.1Score—Shelves

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    💥💥These three books are all good to read and funny. ①The male protagonist is very strong. He died in the battle against the unknown, and was reborn in the world of Tianlongbabu. Here he has someone who protects him, dotes on him, and loves him. [Sending Hearts] Beautiful Mother, and then, When I went to Mandala Villa, I also met the young fairy sister Wang Yuyan. From then on, his development series began, with bright clothes and angry horses, with beautiful swords in the rivers and lakes, a happy life... [Laughing] [laughing]

24. 1174 咱 We're the Osaka Division, and We're Here to Make Money 咱大阪师团，就是来赚钱的 North Wind from the Deep Sea深海北风Historical584k WordsOngoing I transmigrated to the years of the War of Resistance, but ended up as a Japanese soldier. What am I supposed to do? The good news is, I’m with the Osaka Division, famous for its business acumen. While everyone else is fighting, I’m the only one reselling supplies. Food? For sale! Medicine? For sale! Weapons? For sale! Other garrisons’ deployment maps? For sale! A year later, the Japanese soldiers stared in bewilderment at the army across from them, equipped with planes, artillery, and tanks. 110Reads9.0Score—Shelves
25. 1175 曹 Cao Cao's Rogue Strategist 曹操的痞军师 Ballad Walker挽歌行人Historical2.0M WordsCompleted In the twelfth year of Jian'an, Cao Cao's chief strategist, Guo Fengxiao, died of illness at the age of thirty-seven. People in later generations mourned his untimely death and couldn't help wondering what plans this extraordinary genius had left behind for Cao Cao. Our story begins here... 5.7kReads8.0Score476Shelves
26. 1176 叫 You Were Supposed to Tame Beasts, So Why Did You Raise Cthulhu? 叫你御兽，你养出克苏鲁？ Twelve Years十二年Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Beast Taming + Witty Comedy + Negative Emotion Points System] Give him a System and he’ll drive every opponent to a breakdown. Give him a little octopus and he’ll raise it into a dark Cthulhu. At home, he’s the rebellious son in his father’s eyes. At school, he’s a god of war in his classmates’ eyes. Under the blows of his righteous iron fists, every enemy trembles in fear. The Eight-Armed Demon King from the Demon Realm had this to say about Lu Qiu: “This man is terrifying. If I’d known he was 5.6kReads8.5Score595Shelves

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    Very funny, especially Chapter 62 which has a bit of a twist at the end

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