Name: Crazy System: You Deadbeat, Stop Right There!
Author: The Patriarch's Cat

Synopsis

[System] [Power Fantasy] [Eerie Revival] [Comedy] [Ruthless Combat]

I’m a mental patient who was wrongly diagnosed. My daily routine is watering the head doctor’s flowers and looking after his fish. I stuck a rapid-heating rod into the fish tank as an oxygen pump, and when I saw the whole tank filled with fish soup, the head doctor was over the moon.

But good times never last. An ordinary life just doesn’t suit extraordinary people like us. Then my fiancée outside got kidnapped, and they sent me a finger to threaten me.

What can I say? Mental patients have expansive minds. Isn’t it perfectly reasonable for me to activate a crazy System?

Go crazy or die. The more unhinged I get, the more outrageous the rewards!

I’d barely escaped the hospital when I discovered the world had changed. Evil spirits were everywhere, and weird creatures were as common as dogs. How could I let that stand? On my way to rescue my fiancée, I used the System to chase a few ghosts around. Pretty standard stuff.

After all, the System’s items are pretty vicious: [A Van Full of Bread People], [A Little Girl Who Sells Missiles], [A Suspicious Gourd], and the [Absolutely Badass Secret Manual].

“So you’re the Buddha Mother, huh? Keep running your mouth and I’ll have that two-meter-tall singing mushroom by the wall smash your dog head in!”

“You there, kid walking a dog up ahead! Get over here!”

“Huh? Why does your dog have six heads?”

“Come on, ghostie, that’s enough! Get in there and take a look. Don’t make me call you Daddy!!!”

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