Books So Funny I Laugh in the Middle of the Night and Kick My Dog Out the Window 半夜笑到把自家狗子一脚踹出窗户的书

1. 1001 铁 Iron Skull! She’s Practically Unkillable! 铁脑壳！她有点打不死了！ Three Big Blooms叁大朵Modern Romance1.0M WordsOngoing [No romance + goofy heroine + comedy + academy leveling + competitions + stats panel + game + comeback face-slapping] Take a look. This tough, broke, quirky craft enthusiast is Yu Hao. By sheer coincidence, she maxes out her physical stats. From then on, she takes a delightfully shameless path where even the villains are exhausted before they can finish talking to her. She dismantles the exam hall during a league match, and the referee loses the will to live. She chats away in a secret realm, le 23.8kReads9.1Score3.1kShelves

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   The sun sets, and the heartbroken man is in the hospital~

2. 1002 蘑 Back to Field: Sharp-Tongued? What's Wrong with Telling the Truth? 蘑菇屋：毒舌？我说真话有错吗？ Seventh Young Master Ye烨七公子Urban1.2M WordsCompleted After transmigrating, the straightforward Chen Fan becomes a young celebrity in a parallel world. On the variety show Back to Field, faced with Teacher Huang's pot of potatoes stewed with green beans, Chen Fan says, “Teacher Huang, these green beans aren't cooked at all!” Faced with a plate of “crabless crab,” Chen Fan says, “Teacher Huang, this is just scrambled eggs with ginger and vinegar. That's not how you make crabless crab!” Faced with the god-tier “hawthorn sweet-and-sour pork,” Chen Fan 9.2kReads8.0Score556Shelves

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   🥐After time travel, the upright male protagonist became a young man. In the life I longed for, I made all kinds of complaints about the dishes cooked by Teacher Huang, and then became Chef Chen. After the show was broadcast, netizens asked Teacher Huang why he didn't drive away the male protagonist. Teacher Huang said: "Who dares to drive away the prince in Beijing?" Another identity of the male protagonist was exposed!

3. 1003 被 Fooled by Overseas Netizens, I Turned Out to Be Making Gun Barrels 被境外网友忽悠，原来我在造枪管 Powerful Dopey Goose强大的呆头鹅Urban749k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Yuan becomes an ordinary mechanical engineering student at Shanhe University. There really is a System, but all it gives Jiang Yuan is MAX-level mechanical manufacturing ability. For a college student, this ability is completely useless. Luckily, some helpful foreign internet users teach Jiang Yuan how to make things people like. After running his business for a year, Jiang Yuan gets a call from the Public Security Bureau. The police chief: “I 223Reads7.9Score112Shelves

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   The male protagonist is a cute college student. Hey, guess what, he made more than two million yuan in one fell swoop with just one order. This surprised many people. As a result, JC came to invite him to drink tea, and he went there happily, thinking to himself, isn't this just a tea, just like the kind of tea and chat that ordinary people imagine.

4. 1004 两 I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the 62.3kReads9.1Score8.4kShelves

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   These are the fighter jets in the new article, the super powerful fighter jets among the tractors, oh, yes

5. 1005 苟 Laying Low as a Villain in the Cultivation World 苟在修仙世界当反派 Rattlesnake-Skin Sack响尾蛇皮袋Eastern Fantasy4.8M WordsOngoing [Xianxia + lighthearted + hilarious + ordinary mortal + absurd] After accidentally transmigrating to a cultivation world, I discover that I’m the sect’s most hated bully, and that I have an unscrupulous master who disappeared after visiting a brothel. I meant to turn over a new leaf and start behaving, but everyone wants to harm me. So I’ll just have to work hard and become the strongest under heaven! I raise spirit pets, puff on a pipe, and know exactly how to charm fairies. I slay immortals an 45.2kReads8.8Score3.4kShelves

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   🦋Easy, funny and nonsensical, [face covering] [laughing] [laughing] will bring you great joy! Ye Feng traveled to a place where gods and Buddhas avoided, and transformed into a "bully". He met an unreliable master who had lost contact, and started a funny path to immortality. Want to raise a spiritual pet and seduce a fairy? He's good at it! He will flee when he encounters a strong enemy, and he will kill immortals, gods, and ghosts without hesitation.

6. 1006 纨 The Spoiled Couple Goes Wild in the Capital 纨绔夫妇，京城发癫 Aow Big Meow嗷大喵Ancient Romance488k WordsOngoing (One-on-one romance, married first and falling in love later, chaotic daily life) Sixteen years ago, the favored Qiao family and the newly appointed Hanlin scholar Huo family arranged a marriage. Sixteen years later, the Huo family had risen to the rank of Minister, while the Qiao family had plummeted from trusted imperial confidants to complete paupers. On the eve of the wedding, the Huo family’s second wife couldn’t bear to see her handsome, talented son marry a pauper’s daughter, so she subst 13.7kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
7. 1007 从 Building a Thousand-Year Clan, Starting in the Western Han Dynasty 从西汉开始，建立千年世家 Yu Baian鱼白安Historical229k WordsOngoing [Millennia-old clan + imperial tutor + history + scholar-officials in feathered robes…] Liu An transmigrates to the Western Han dynasty, more than two thousand years in the past. Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang, has already died, and Empress Lü holds all the power. To restore the Han dynasty, he raises an army as the Prince of Liaodong to put down the rebellion, and goes on to establish a family clan that will endure for a thousand years. … Later generations record: The Liu clan of Liaodong bega 3.8kReads8.6Score186Shelves

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   Han Dynasty, Liaodong Palace. Liu An looked at the bronze mirror in front of him, and the handsome face reflected in him made his pupils shrink suddenly - this was clearly his thirty-year-old self, but he clearly remembered that he was already gray-haired and old. He had just completed the final draft of "Research on the Clan System of the Han Dynasty" before his death. "Your Majesty," the guard said respectfully, "the envoy sent by the Queen Mother to convey the order has arrived again."

8. 1008 沙 The Dumb System Is Busy Tripping Up Its Host, but the Host Excels at Being a Jerk 沙雕系统坑爹忙，宿主缺德最在行 Great Demon King Badu巴豆大魔王Two Male Leads488k WordsCompleted Originally titled Mad System [No Female Lead (Two Male Leads) + Lighthearted Comedy + Fast and Slow Transmigration + Everyone’s a Goofball + Subverting Expectations] Other people find a System and are about to reach the pinnacle of life. Yuan Fen finds a System and nearly goes insane. Yuan Fen: “I’m completely straight!” Handsome men: “Yuan Fen, don’t come any closer...” Wait... why is this getting so indecent? Watch as the shameless scoundrel Yuan Fen proves that you have to be crazy to survive 577Reads8.5Score101Shelves

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   Hilarious and wicked sixth man, all members are ridiculous and high-energy [cool][cool][laughing][laughing][like][like]

9. 1009 为 To Obtain the Sharingan, I Turned Myself into a Living Curse 为了获得写轮眼，我以自身为蛊 Zuo Mo左莫Urban274k WordsOngoing [Urban supernatural powers + Sharingan + pitch-black tone. Don't read if that's not your thing!] Everyone undergoes a class change, and each person can gain a different ability. But Meng Hang, who had once been expected to achieve great things, receives no ability at all and is mocked by the entire school. Then he awakens the Raising Gu System. Those chosen by the System are sent to a different dimension, where only one person can make it out alive. [Host, want to get the Sharingan? You must be 43Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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   The first book is great for eating, and it is highly recommended to read it while eating; when I read the second book, my sanity increased in reverse, and the corners of my mouth were dazzling.

10. 1010 逆 Defying the Classics: A Strategy for the Realm 逆经：山河策 Ren Fanwuyin任梵无音Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [This work has been selected by Hongguo for adaptation into an animated drama] Life is unpredictable; the adaptable follow Heaven's path. Those skilled in force become generals, those skilled in strategy become kings. Born to the lowest rung of society, he refuses to accept a life as a nobody. He waves the yin-yang banner and unlocks the secrets of the six-line hexagrams. Watch him play the mystic, watch him swindle and deceive, Watch him make ruthless decisions, watch a hidden dragon soar into 46.6kReads9.4Score4.9kShelves

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    The Gambling King begins with a plot, a good-looking plot, martial arts, solving crimes, rivers and lakes, court, humor and writing, highly recommended. [Adoration]

11. 1011 修 She Rules the Cultivation World, While Her Disciple Turns into a Puppy 修仙界她横着走，徒弟养成哈巴狗 My Orange Cat Weighs Twelve Jin我家橘猫十二斤Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted As his master lay dying, he stroked Gu Gugu's head. “My life's ambition was to mend relations between humanity and the demon race.” “Legend has it that in ancient times, humanity lowered its flags to half-mast in mourning for a member of the demon race, the highest honor they could bestow.” “Gugu, I want you to become someone humanity will lower its flags to half-mast for.” After her master died, Gu Gugu charged alone into the human race's prodigy trial grounds and slaughtered 468 human prodigie 14.1kReads9.3Score2kShelves
12. 1012 王 Honor of Kings: Other Coaches Use Their Brains, You Risk Your Life 王者：别人教练费脑，你费命 The Wandering Newton流浪的牛顿Sports1.9M WordsCompleted [KPL Esports + System + Coaching + Hilarious Shenanigans (The Main Attraction!)] During the summer split, 19-year-old Wolves data analyst Mo Wen was thrust into the head coach position after head coach Li Luo resigned following a complete mental breakdown, while former coach Lao Lin was still serving a suspension. Mo Wen had prepared himself to take the blame, but just before the match, he bonded with the God-Tier Torture System and started doing whatever he wanted. One outrageously bizarre stra 10.9kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
13. 1013 网 Online Romance Turns Real: Is the Rich Lady Actually a Male Streamer? 网恋奔现：富婆竟是男主播？ East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Urban372k WordsCompleted Qin Fei, a male college student majoring in broadcasting, eagerly went to meet the “rich older sister” he'd been dating online. But waiting at the bus stop was the washed-up, sleazy streamer Ju Huatai, driving a Ferrari and holding a bouquet. “I've already booked a room. Since we're here...” “Get lost, you disgusting pervert!!!” A chaotic, disastrous meet-up brought together two people who had nothing to do with each other. It also led Qin Fei into the world of livestreaming, where one hilarious 2.2kReads8.2Score143Shelves

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    These two books are simply a "perpetual motion machine of laughter"! Every chapter was hilarious, so dense that I couldn't even breathe. I laughed so hard that I was shaking like an electric shock in the middle of the night. It was so crazy, hahaha! 🤣⚡️

14. 1014 直 Execution Livestream: I Become a Clown and Harvest Emotions 直播处刑：我化身小丑，收割情绪 Mad Words, A Thousand Laughs狂言千笑Urban532k WordsCompleted The royal family and the powerful kept people entertained and numb with livestreams, games, and other amusements. People trapped in an information bubble knew nothing of the real world, where monsters ran rampant and horrors filled the streets. The moment Lin Feng woke up, he discovered he had become entangled in the biggest wrongful conviction of the century. He was accused of brutally raping and murdering thirteen young women. Everyone demanded that the wealthy Lin family answer for it. To que 727Reads7.9Score107Shelves

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    The first book is great for eating, and it is highly recommended to read it while eating. When I read the second book, my sanity increased in reverse, and the corners of my mouth were so high.

15. 1015 重 Reborn as the Villain, I Became a Supporting Character Through Sheer Strength 重生反派，我靠实力当上了配角 Yan Beiwang燕北望Urban1.8M WordsCompleted The unlucky Lu Fang was reborn into the world of a novel as a minor villain. He got on the Dragon King’s bad side from the start. Although he had no System, he wasn’t worried in the least. That was because none of his neighbors had ordinary identities: The live-in son-in-law selling vegetables was the Asura of the Asura Hall. The barbecue vendor was the Hades of the Heavenly God Hall. The barber at the hair salon was the number-one assassin on the hit list. The little girl from the single-parent 4.4kReads8.2Score319Shelves

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    These books made me laugh to death, especially this comic, and the book Da Qin is also good

16. 1016 对 Rival-Lane Couple: We're Absolutely Unhinged! 对抗路情侣，包癫的！ Fan Tang梵棠Modern Romance551k WordsCompleted Wen Li transmigrated into a book. She was keeping up with the trend, heehee. She became the heroine of an angsty romance. Not so heehee. The heroine of this book shares her name. She's a stand-in for the male lead Lu Ci's beloved, and the two go through a torturous love affair. Only then does he realize his feelings for her. In the end, she forgives him for everything, and they live happily ever after. Wen Li wanted to howl at the heavens. What kind of brainless plot was this? Looking at the mal 2.7kReads9.1Score437Shelves
17. 1017 被 After My Wife Killed Me, I Automatically Reborn 被娘子砍死后，自动重生 East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted After his wife chops him to death, a bug triggers and he keeps being reborn. He goes drinking at brothels and gets chopped to death, then reborn! He tries to get frisky, gets chopped to death and reborn again! He discovers his wife’s secret, gets chopped to death, and is reborn once more! Only the male lead is reborn. The female lead has no memories, and time and again she mistakenly thinks he’s a martial arts expert and draws her blade on him... At first, he can’t even withstand a single move. 2kReads8.3Score179Shelves
18. 1018 别 Don’t Eat Me! I Really Did Transmigrate into a Char Siu Bun, I’m Just a Funny Girl 别吃我！我真是穿成叉烧的搞笑女 Leng LianL冷怜LModern Romance202k WordsCompleted In a nutshell: This is a hilarious, sweet romance about a domineering CEO, with a wildly imaginative premise. The heroine, Ding Haha, prays to the God of Wealth every day to get rich, but a meddling System turns her into char siu instead. By chance, a secret, limited-edition CEO takes her home, and her chaotic romantic life begins. (But… what their everyday life looks like depends on whatever wild idea pops into my head today, so… things may get pretty weird.) 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The counterattack life of a piece of barbecued pork, there is no intrigue, only being favored and pampered throughout the whole process

19. 1019 初 First Encounter 初覆 Mo Yimo墨弋抹Mystery456k WordsOngoing Long ago, when the light of the Golden Crow shone into every corner of the heavens, the Dreamweaver and the River of Resentment were appointed as its vanguard, sent to seek out places its light had yet to reach. Back then, they were all known as the Fengyi. You’re telling me I got killed on my very first day after waking up? And by a book, of all things? I was just going down one flight of stairs, and I got decapitated. Does it count if my head made it to the first floor? With the most useless k 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The fire dragon fluttered its wings and broke through the surging water mist. The hot whale flames were like a red dragon that burned all the heavens. Each scale wing was wrapped with a heat wave that could evaporate the sea water. The roar below was torn apart by the strong wind and waves, turning into wisps of reverberation that dissipated in the salty air, becoming blurry and distant. Yihong was paralyzed on the other side of the dragon's body, breathing heavily. He slowly loosened his palms that had turned white just now. The deformed lollipop paper inside had already been soaked. He curled his lips in annoyance: "It's a shame that I was prepared to take a bite of the final salvation." After that, he threw it away. "I still miss Tang after I narrowly escaped death. I don't even know how to save Xiaoxi and the others after thinking about it." Huaiyin glanced at him angrily, then raised his eyes to look in the direction of the fire dragon's flight, frowning slightly. As she spoke, she raised her eyes to look in the direction where the fire dragon was flying, her brows suddenly frowned, and her eyes vigilantly scanned the increasingly weird sky around her. The rays of light in the sky were dyed into a dull orange at some point, and the surroundings were as silent as a huge black silk satin. "Did you feel anything?" "What?" Yihong didn't care, "You didn't feel that guy was coming, did you?" But in the next second, a vague and hollow sound came from under the abyss of the world - [Kongyan]. "I'm going, am I hallucinating?" Before he finished speaking, Huaiyin threw him down. The strength in his heart was scattered, and the figure of the fire dragon lost its support and became dim in an instant. The original blazing red light suddenly faded and turned into a few erratic sparks, falling from the sky. "Don't be stunned, hurry up and gather your strength again -" The next second, the flames that made up the fire dragon were dispersed by something, and the steam dispersed, as if it was strangling the flame at this moment. Before Yihong could react to this reversal, just when the bloody handprints under Yi Xi's feet were about to catch him, Huaiyin pushed him into the wall of water again. "Run!" Not as calm as he saw outside, Yihong felt his body being pulled, and a whirlpool swept him into the boundless darkness and coldness. He wanted to say something, but only a series of bubbles came out, and he couldn't keep it in front of him. "That's really smart, but that's the end of it." Yihong didn't seem to care where he was swept up by the whirlpool, as if he was nothing more than what was in his bag. Huaiyin's whole body was also covered with bloody handprints, and his withered hand covered his eyes. She tried her best to stay calm: "Who are you and what do you want to do?" The rain swirled around her crazily, but when it got closer than three feet, it was crushed by an invisible force, leaving no room for resistance. "You are better than that kid who only knows how to play tricks." Yisi slowly retracted his hand that was hanging in the air, and tightened the fingertips that held the whale flame slightly. The red light that had burned away the water vapor made a weak neigh in his palm, and was finally extinguished completely, leaving not even a trace of ashes. The bloody handprints under his feet glowed with a strange red light, and the prints continued to spread on the water, turning the entire water area into a heart-stopping dark red. "Unfortunately, no matter how smart the ants are, they are still just ants." Huaiyin bit her lip, and the taste of blood on her tongue kept her awake for the last time. Her eyes were fixed on the surging wall of water, and her heart seemed to be tightly grasped by a cold hand - Yihong was sucked in, swallowed up without a trace by the wall of water that concealed a whirlpool. She had just pushed him in with all her strength, originally hoping to use the chaos inside the water wall to allow him to escape, but she didn't expect that she had already laid a dragnet, which was not a barrier at all, but a cage. "Where did you take him?" Even though he was being strangled, Huaiyin remained neither humble nor arrogant. Yisi chuckled lightly, his tone full of teasing and cruelty: "Don't worry, he won't die. The water prison will trap him in the endless cold and slowly boil him. His blood vessels will freeze bit by bit, his consciousness will fade away bit by bit, and finally he will become an ice corpse that will sink to the bottom of the water forever. It is much more interesting than killing him with a knife." He walked slowly towards Huaiyin. With every step he took, a water blade rose from the water, densely surrounding Huaiyin in the center. The cold light forced her to close her eyes. "Now, it's your turn. I'm very curious about what his expression will be like if he kills you." Huaiyin closed her eyes, and the previous scenes flashed through her mind - guessing the identity of the person in front of her, and found that the other person was biting her like a lunatic. But she couldn't just admit defeat. Yihong was still in the water prison, and she had to rescue him. Suddenly opening his eyes, Huaiyin's eyes no longer contained any fear, but instead ignited with determination. She suddenly raised her hand, no longer controlling the rain to escape, but pouring all the power from her body into the sea water at her feet! It's not attack, it's not manipulation, it's resonance! "Do you think you are the only one who can use water?" Huaiyin's voice was hoarse but firm. The rainwater around her crazily poured into the sea, and the entire sea began to churn violently. It was no longer the cold weapon that obeyed Yixi, but turned into a warm wave that belonged to her. "Yixi, you forgot one thing - I am not the only one in the water!" After that, two figures jumped up behind Yisi. Yi Xiang's face changed slightly, obviously he didn't expect that Huaiyin could burst out with such power in a desperate situation: "Don't overestimate your own capabilities!" He didn't look back, and didn't care about what was behind him. He roared angrily, his palms surged, and countless water blades shot towards Huaiyin in an instant! But at the moment when the water blade was about to pierce her body, the faces of the two people behind her appeared. It was Huai Ji and He Xi. At this moment, the two of them were closed, and it seemed that they were being manipulated. The two of them were restraining Yi Si. Huai Yin suddenly jumped up and jumped directly into the wall of water that swallowed Yihong! "Damn it!" He threw the two people away and seemed to rush into the wall of water. The cold seawater immediately enveloped her, and the biting chill penetrated her limbs and bones along her pores. It was a hundred times colder than the wind and waves just now. She could clearly feel the power of the whirlpool of the water prison, which was frantically trying to tear her apart, but she gritted her teeth and swam hard toward the depths of darkness, following a faint warm breath of whale fire. On the other side, Yihong had already lost most of his consciousness in the water prison. It was as cold as thousands of ice needles, piercing his skin and freezing his blood vessels. His palms no longer glowed with any red light. It was dark before his eyes, and he could only feel that he was sinking continuously, and his consciousness was gradually blurring. Just when he was about to fall into a deep sleep, a warm hand suddenly grabbed his wrist tightly. "Yihong! Don't sleep!" Huaiyin's voice penetrated the cold sea water and hit his eardrums. She used her last bit of strength to build a thin rain barrier around the two of them, blocking the cold water of the prison. Her face was as pale as a paper man. Yihong opened his eyes with difficulty and saw Huaiyin's face in a blur. He wanted to speak, but he could only spit out a string of bubbles. "I know you can't hold it anymore, listen to me." Huaiyin hugged his hand, "We will..." She could feel that Yi seemed to be frantically bombarding the water wall outside, trying to crush them completely. There is no time, either live together or die together. Not a monstrous fire dragon, but a small but extremely hot whale flame spark. The sparks fell on the rain barrier supported by Sophora japonica, and instead of burning, they blended together. Water and fire, strangely but perfectly combined at this moment. "Let's go!" Huaiyin shouted loudly, and the two embraced each other and rushed out towards the weakest part of the water prison! Outside, Yi seemed to be preparing to completely take over the water prison, but he saw a burst of red and blue light suddenly burst out from the center of the water wall, and a figure wrapped in sparks and rain broke through the water prison he was proud of, and rushed towards the flooded sky! "Impossible!" With eyes that were about to burst and blood-colored handprints urging him wildly, the waves swept over him again, but this time, the figure intertwined with sparks and rain was so fast that he could no longer catch up. Yihong looked at the pale but smiling Huaiyin next to him, tugged at the corner of his mouth, and complained feebly: "You're riding a horse... Next time you play such a life-threatening trick, I will eat ten lollipops first..." "Stop being so mean and fly higher." At this moment, Huaiyin's face was still rosy. I was burned out. Am I really burned out? "Do you think you can escape?" The next second, Yi seemed to be still stubborn at his feet. "Holy shit, you are such a piece of shit that you can't get rid of." Yihong kicked down, but did not touch the opponent, "Are you kidding? You just caught up with my Life and Death Combination Skill without the buff bonus. What kind of pre-wolf sleep in the Tang Dynasty is this?" "Don't be distracted and continue to swim upstream." The next moment, there was a low roar between the two, and the products in the rain were reviving. Yi Xi glanced up, with a sarcastic sneer on his lips. With a flick of his fingertips, several water blades shot out of the air and slashed straight at the black figures. The moment the blade passed through them, it only brought up a burst of cold water mist. Those things seemed to be incorporeal, without even a trace of hindrance, and they pounced on them again in the blink of an eye. "You want to stop me with this little thing?" Yisi snorted coldly. But the next second, the ridicule on his face froze - the black shadows swept by the waves, instead of dissipating, seemed to be activated, with a strange light glowing all over their bodies. In an extremely twisted posture, they all turned their heads and stared at themselves hanging in the air. Although this can't stop Yi Xi at all, but - "excuse me?" The product in the rain looked at him in a strange manner. This was the first time he had been looked at like this by these products of the rain. Those shadowy objects without facial features seemed to be carrying scrutiny and... Hostility at this moment. They floated up slowly, forming a strange circle around him, and low roaring sounds came and went. After waiting to throw those things away, a burst of steam dispersed, and the two figures disappeared completely. "Be careful of what's behind you." The two of them patted Yi Xiang's shoulders, and Yi Hong squeezed out the last trace of whale inflammation in his body, turned the remaining red light into a fiery lifting force, and pushed upwards with the help of the inertia of the two people's rise! "No, no, no." His pupils shrank suddenly, and the bloody handprint flashed crazily on his palm. He wanted to use the bloody watermark immediately and use the power of space to teleport away! But as soon as the fingertips touched the water, the bloody marks that had been washed away by the rain were completely washed away, leaving not even a trace of residue! At this moment, the color was different from the previous one. It was darker, and the ink-like water poured back after the three of them broke through a certain limit. Like a frozen night. But just as the whole world was polluted by the black water outside, like a dead tree blooming in spring, the sun that symbolized death rose, and the color of the water was illuminated into gold, rippling in a trance... "Hiss—" Huai Ji's gasp came from the other side, and the pain in his tone almost overflowed the screen, as if he had just finished a 999-kilometer marathon and was pressed to the ground and rubbed for 800 rounds. He rubbed his stiff thighs, his face scrunched up, and his facial features were almost squeezed together. "It hurts me so much! Why does it feel like there is too much lactic acid accumulation..." Huaiji wailed and tried to stand up by holding on to a half-dry rock next to him. As soon as he exerted his strength, all the bones in his legs seemed to have been removed, and they instantly became soft and soft. His whole body shook like a Parkinson's old man, and he fell back to the ground with a "snap" of muscle weakness. "Oh my old waist!" He struggled on the ground for a long time, but couldn't turn over. He looked like a salted fish that had been turned over. He could only let the salty sea water form streaks on his face. He Xi on the other side was not much better. I just felt like all the bones in my body were falling apart. It was as if all her soul had been taken away from her, and she lay limply on the wet rocks. Her limbs were stretched out in a strange but comfortable posture, and her eyes were staring blankly at the long-lost blue sky above her head. "... I feel like I'm dead too and turned into a little paper man." He Xi mumbled feebly. He didn't even have the strength to raise his hands to wipe the sweat. He could only let the water droplets on his eyelashes roll down and smash into a puddle on the rocks. Here, although Yihong is stronger than the two of them, he is not much better. He was leaning against a shimmering rock wall. His whole body looked like a drowned rat soaked in water. His face was pale, his lips were chapped, and he was trembling slightly even while standing. It looks like a kidney... "That's hypoglycemia, idiot." Yihong complained feebly, his voice as weak as a piece of grass floating on water. He shakily took out a lollipop from his pocket, not caring about the soaked lollipop just now. He couldn't hold the candy wrapper several times due to lack of strength in his fingertips. After finally peeling off the candy wrapper, he put the still moist lollipop into his mouth and muttered vaguely: "You have to add some sugar, otherwise you will really turn into a mummy on the roadside." Huaiyin almost stumbled over, her steps still careless, but she couldn't care about herself. His eyes swept over the embarrassed companions on the ground, and when he saw Huaiji lying on the ground with his arms stretched out, He Xi turned into a paper man, and Yihong leaning against the wall like a lightbulb that was about to die, his heart dropped instantly. The water on her body was still dripping down, her hair stuck to her cheeks, her face was frighteningly pale, but she couldn't help but smile like she had survived a disaster, with a hint of imperceptible trembling: "Come out?" But the next moment, she seemed to remember something, and she suddenly looked for that figure again. I found Yisi squatting on a big rock at this moment, smiling at him, it seemed that everything was fine. After confirming that everyone was safe, her legs went weak and she almost collapsed to the ground. Fortunately, Yihong reached out and grabbed her in time. "Slow down!" Yihong hurriedly supported her, holding half a candy in his mouth, and said vaguely, "Are you the salted fish you just fished out of the water and turned into sperm? Slow down and don't fall again. I can't help two disabled people." Then he yelled: "What are you doing there for fun? You are honored for doing something weird." He crawled over and kicked the other person.

20. 1020 穿 Transmigrated as a Background Character, I Beat Up the Hero and Villain 穿越路人甲，爆打主角和反派 Sikong Leiting司空雷霆Urban829k WordsOngoing [Funny + absurd + academy + schemer + fiery + everyday life + underhanded + not an invincible-protagonist story] Reporter: “Excuse me, passerby, are you happy?” Passerby A: “I guess I'm about to be. My spirit pet is a schemer, my buddies are schemers, everyone around me is a schemer, and I'm a schemer too. Every morning, I open my eyes and get mad half to death. I'm definitely about to be!” Reporter: “Uh... are you blessed?” Passerby A: “My surname isn't Fu. It's Jiang. Jiang Li. Li, as in Li Sa 2kReads8.9Score160Shelves
21. 1021 破 Solving Cases Turns Into Gossip Time, and My Policewoman Mentor Is in Stitches 破案秒变吃瓜，警花师傅笑麻了 A Xian阿仙Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [System + Police Beauty + Lighthearted + Comedy + Gossip + One Female Lead + Everyday Life + Sweet Romance] Just as Chen Jun was about to head out on a call with his policewoman mentor, he awakened the Gossip System. He could earn rewards by following gossip. Wait, wait, wait! Gossip? I’m a cop. What’s with this Gossip System? From that day on, the atmosphere at the police station began to change. Day One! [What? You’re saying the thief didn’t just leave your belongings alone, he also left you t 14.9kReads8.7Score1.6kShelves

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    There are moments of laughter and tears, and it's perfect for watching at night.

22. 1022 王 Honor of Kings: Moonlight, Blow Them Away! 王者：月光啊，闪爆他们！ Building the Great Wall with a Sword持剑以筑长城Sports745k WordsCompleted [Meme System] + [Solo queue king] + [Random matchmaking] + [Livestream] + [All-rounder] + [Sweet romance] Jiang Yu was lucky enough to activate a System. Unfortunately, it was a bizarre meme-making System. As long as he performed an action or behavior associated with a particular hero, he could become the best player of that hero? “What does that mean? Are you saying...” [Ding! Detected Host walking along the wall. Acquired Baili Shouyue’s top-tier skills and understanding!] “So that means...” [ 7.4kReads9.0Score533Shelves

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    [Drooling]🌵Some brothers, yes, there must be more than one book this hilarious, there are nine of them. The first one is Moonlight Luna, the second one will turn the tide! Open!

23. 1023 超 The Super System: The Escaped Panda Levels Up in Seconds 超级系统越狱熊猫秒速升级 Xiao Jun笑君Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [A popular, completed masterpiece] Transmigrates as a giant panda, with six daily updates, never missing a day! Chu Tian: When I fight, I never check what level of protected animal my opponent is. None of them is as precious as me. Watch as a lousy cultivator is reborn as a national treasure and coasts through life with an invincible System... 512Reads8.7Score101Shelves
24. 1024 直 Fortune-Telling Livestream: Master, Is Your Mouth a Controlled Weapon? 直播算命，道长你嘴是管制刀具吧 Ji Lun Quan 9季伦劝9Urban2.0M WordsOngoing [Meme humor + feel-good power fantasy + lighthearted comedy + fortune-telling livestream] (The rating just came in, so it may be inaccurate. It should rise later. Don't worry, it's safe to read.) Lin Yang transmigrates to a world where nobody believes in Taoism, only to find himself turned into a Taoist priest. Once he earns enough faith, he can receive all kinds of System rewards, and livestreaming is also a quick way to gain followers. So he starts a livestream, but the content gets increasing 108.4kReads8.3Score7.6kShelves
25. 1025 王 Honor of Kings: From the Start, I Rule the Ninth Prison, Master of All Ten Thousand Prisons 王者：开局牢九门，我为万牢之主 Leg-Day Slacker练腿摸鱼仔Sports586k WordsCompleted [Solo Queue King]+ [Livestream]+ [Queue Snipe]+ [Power Fantasy] After losing nine games in a row and becoming the laughingstock of the internet, washed-up streamer Lu Chuan activates the God of Kings System! “Your Sikong Zhen win rate is 0%. You still taking requests?” “Even if you win, you’ll just be a carried loser, won’t you?” In response to the haters’ relentless abuse, he equips the title “Lord of Ten Thousand Prisons” and puts up a livestream headline: [Only playing the Nine Prison Picks u 3.8kReads8.9Score317Shelves
26. 1026 白 White Impermanence's Second Aunt Has Her Eye on Me, and I Awakened a Superpower 白无常二姨盯上我，我觉醒了异能 Take a Step Back, Then Act Cute退一步撒娇卖萌Urban224k WordsOngoing Never relieve yourself just anywhere in the middle of the night. I’ve learned this the hard way One pee, and I offend Black Impermanence’s second aunt; One sentence, and I’m cursed with a hemorrhoid of merit; These hands can grab the weak spot of anything! The bolder the people, the greater the harvest; the bigger the hemorrhoids, the bigger the underwear! Forced to become a go-between for the living and the dead, I slack off at Bureau 749 by day to get a government job, then work for the Underw 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Recommend reading it when you are short of books

27. 1027 杀 Killing Ghosts Makes Me Stronger, and Now I Can't Stop! 杀鬼就变强，我直接杀疯了！ Stinky Pi Who Doesn't Eat Chives不吃韭菜的臭丕Urban544k WordsOngoing [Madness + System + Hilarious Ghost-Beating + Feel-Good] The supernatural is a sow? And you're a butcher! “I was such a fool, truly.” He muttered to himself. “I knew I should follow the girl I had a crush on when choosing my major, but I didn't know she was applying for International Finance and Trade, while I got assigned to Postpartum Care for Sows...” That night, students throughout the dormitory were jolted awake by nightmares. They heard insane laughter and shrill screams coming from the h 33Reads—Score101Shelves

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    Listen at 1.5-2 Times the speed of the supernatural mature uncle's voice. The more you listen, the better it sounds~ The more you listen, the funnier it becomes! Ha ha ha ha

28. 1028 王 Honor of Kings: My Stats Are Maxed Out, but I Just Want to Live Off Someone Else! 王者：满属性的我，只想吃软饭！ Loves Bamboo Shoots and Cured Pork Stir-Fry爱吃竹笋炒腊肉Sports1.3M WordsCompleted [Maxed-out stats + AG + livestreaming + sweet romance + feel-good action + Five-Lane Road FMVP + cutting-edge tech] Chen An, whose stats are maxed out from the start, originally only wanted to live off someone else while calling the shots. But while helping AG with scrimmages, he made a name for himself in a single match with his Seven-Star Radiant Sword chasing down Fei Lei Shen! The beleaguered Nine Gates also got their spring with Chen An at the helm! He ran into Mad Demon Brother and used a —Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 1029 你 You Are My Light, Yet Also the Flame That Destroys Me 你是我的光，却也是灭我的火 Returning Crane in Sinking Smoke归鹤沉烟10k WordsCompleted You are my light, yet you are also the flame that will destroy me. 4Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 1030 香 Invoke the Gods with Incense! Guan Yu Cleaves the Great Black Buddha Mother in Two 香火请神！睁眼关公刀劈大黑佛母 Three Thousand Six Hundred Turns of Shakyamuni释迦摩尼三千六百转Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Global Class Change] [Eyes Open, Guan Yu] [Chentang Pass Knife-Cut Noodles] [Boss of Guanjiangkou] [Big Shot of Flower-Fruit Mountain] [Calling in Reinforcements from Love Between Fairy and Devil] [Bureau 749] [No Female Lead] The supernatural invades, the Heavenly Dao descends, and everyone undergoes a Global Class Change. Qin Hao transmigrates to this world by accident. Despite his exceptional talent, he awakens to the hidden support class of Incense Master. Luckily, he also awakens an incens 13.1kReads8.6Score1.2kShelves
31. 1031 离 Unbelievable: Turning a Bathroom into a One-Bedroom Apartment 离谱，卫生间爆改一居室 Remember Jing Jun景君须记Urban402k WordsCompleted [Comedy] [Lighthearted] [Landlord] [Daily life] [Leisure] [No romance] After arriving in another world, Chu He awakens the Strongest Rental System. As long as he rents out a place, he gets rewards? Easy! Chu He: ??? Nobody told me the houses would be this bizarre. Well, there’s nothing wrong with finding a different way, right? Soon, videos of his rentals go viral on short-video platforms, and the comments section gets stranger by the day. Chu He reads the comments and laughs his head off! [Take 722Reads7.0Score100Shelves

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    It's a funny and refreshing article by a genius, and there are many books to read.

32. 1032 火 Naruto: I Am Indra, Ancestor of the Uchiha Clan 火影：我因陀罗，宇智波家的祖宗 Keqin客勤Anime Fanfiction387k WordsOngoing (Naruto fan fiction) (Comedy) (Wildly altered, don't take it seriously) (Just for fun, just for fun) (The author has lost sight of the original idea!) Indra, the Uchiha ancestor from the Naruto world, takes refuge in the consciousness of Sasuke, one of the chosen children of destiny, with the help of the will of the Shinobi World. He then possesses Uchiha Inabi! Exposing the conspiracy of his father, the Sage of Six Paths, he drives the unification of the Shinobi World and rules the entire world 1kReads—Score105Shelves

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    You can also read the newly opened books.

33. 1033 东 Northeastern China’s Absurd Cultivation: Nobody’s Reliable 东北沙雕修仙：全员不靠谱 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsOngoing [Northeastern China Comedy Cultivation] [Lighthearted Humor] [Fantasy Xianxia] [Sword Cultivator] [System] [One Female Lead] [Nobody Has It Together] While everyone else cultivates by flying through the sky on swords, Lu Qingheng's very first day of cultivation ends with his ancestral sword case ordering him to go patch a wall. The old case won't give him divine arts, spirit stones, or an invincible cheat. It only smokes, spits out notes, assigns chores, and shifts the blame. [Beginner Quest: Pa 121Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny, we are professionals

34. 1034 玄 Xuanhuan: A Map from the Start, and Every Chicken Drops Everything 玄幻：开局自带地图，杀鸡爆一切 Become a God in a Year一年成神Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted The short drama is now online: a servant slays a chicken and gets a Heaven-tier treasure, while the Saintess chases after him, begging for a cuddle. [Food + Divine Emperor + cultivation + lighthearted humor + daily life + ultimate survivor + invincible + 999-drop-rate map System + divine realm and all kinds of golden fingers] My name is Ye Ge. I transmigrated here, and I’m fifteen this year. When I was twelve, an old Taoist tricked me into joining the Piaomiao Sect as his last disciple, claiming 10.1kReads8.8Score1.1kShelves

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    These two books will make your dog laugh in the middle of the night and kick you out.

35. 1035 盘 Pangu: Guys, Pangu’s Back for Revenge! 盘古：统子们，我盘古来复仇了！ The One Who Wants to Laugh想笑的Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [Chaos + Primordial World + Daily System Hunting + No Romance + System Terminator] As a System, your daily routine is to train your Host and hunt for Pangu! If a System doesn't have Pangu's blood, how can it show its face? How embarrassing! Draw blood! Extract marrow! Drain his soul! A horde of Systems charges at Pangu, armed with swords, spears, clubs, and giant syringes! As the boss of Chaos and big brother to the Three Thousand Demon Gods, Pangu's daily routine is to hunt Systems with his 17.9kReads9.2Score2kShelves

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    Let's take a look at the Pangu system, [laughs][laughs]

36. 1036 杂 A Servant with Heaven-Defying Comprehension: I Can Dismantle Every Cultivation Technique 杂役悟性逆天：我能拆解天下功法 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy456k WordsCompleted Lin Yuan transmigrates to a world of cultivation and becomes the most inconspicuous menial disciple of the Tai Xuan Sect. While others painstakingly cultivate their techniques, he can spot their flaws at a glance. While others fight over inheritances, he can take fragmented texts, formation diagrams, alchemy recipes, and magical artifacts apart and rebuild them layer by layer. From the servants' quarters to the inner sect, from secret-realm palaces to the grand debate across the Nine Provinces, 132Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 1037 恋 After Slacking Off on a Dating Show, the Nation's Goddess Chases Me 恋综上摆烂后，被国民女神倒追 Cola-Flavored Fried Chicken可乐味炸鸡Urban1.3M WordsOngoing [Showbiz + Sweet Romance + Daily Life + Heartwarming + One Female Lead] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Fang Yu only wanted to make money quietly. He never expected his mother to force him to appear on a dating show. On the show, everyone else was busy crafting their image, showing off their romance, and practicing songs. Fang Yu was the only one eager to wrap up filming and clock out. “Fang Yu, have you ever been in a relationship? What kind of relationship would you like in the futur 8.5kReads8.7Score613Shelves

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    🔥🔥🔥This book really made me laugh out loud and I couldn't stop!! Wow wow wow 🔥🔥🔥 Traveling through the parallel world, Fang Yu just wanted to make money in a low-key manner, but unexpectedly, he was forced by his mother to participate in a love show. 🍁🍁If others work hard, he will show off, if others force the camera to take advantage of him!! [Eat melon] I wanted to be an ordinary little transparent person, but I didn't expect that the national goddess would go on a date with her.

38. 1038 别 Don't Mess With Him, My Junior Brother Is Ridiculously Strong 别惹他，我家师弟强得太离谱 Golden Passion Fruit黄金百香果Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [Invincible Power Fantasy + Multiple Heroines + Fresh, Tightly Paced Plot: An Addictive Must-Read] Lin Chen transmigrates into the body of a servant disciple, but his spiritual root is too weak for him to cultivate. His fiancée keeps her distance, while men in the sect covet her beauty and want him dead so they can claim her. Fortunately, Lin Chen awakens a special bloodline that lets him rapidly increase his cultivation. As he helps his junior sisters improve their cultivation, he fights and ki 4.7kReads8.2Score467Shelves

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    Bring it on!! This book is worth reading. The more you read it, the more addictive it becomes and you can't stop. It's the magic book to stay up late!! The story is novel and lively, compact, has many sweet senior sisters, and the characters are flesh-and-blood! The emotions are touching and delicate, you will regret not watching it! Go check it out!

39. 1039 老 Boss, Can We Really Make a Comeback in This State of Mind? 老大，我们这精神状态真能逆袭吗 Explosive Sweet Pepper爆炸甜椒Modern Romance347k WordsOngoing [Fun-Loving Heroine + Wealthy-Family Ensemble + Everyone Speaks in Riddles] One day, Chi Yu discovers she's the wicked villainess in a novel, doomed to die horribly, and she gets an itch to do something about it. She really feels like throwing a punch, thanks. So she goes right ahead and does just that. A spoiled rich kid wants to take unflattering pictures of her and ruin her reputation? Sorry, your embarrassing photos are going on Moments first~ The original heroine breaks character and immedi 194Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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    The heroine was so hungry that she panicked throughout the banquet at the Pei family. The whole place was full of people looking for food and staged a large-scale starving scene. She was so panicked that she almost bumped into the waiter. She looked embarrassed and funny. Gu Qingyi saw through her embarrassment at a glance and gently told her "don't drink". His eyes were full of adoration and he protected her like his own daughter. The contrast was so sweet that it was so sweet that it was overwhelming.

40. 1040 开 Make Me Tell the Truth from the Start 开局让我说真话 Become a God in a Year一年成神Eastern Fantasy409k WordsCompleted [Invincible story + Divine Emperor and Lord of Heaven and Earth + System + Heroine + Comedy + Lighthearted = Absolutely awesome] Also known as: From the start, I got an overpowered System and became invincible without even realizing it. All Sun Xiaotian has to do is tell someone the truth to earn Truth Points, which he can exchange for cultivation techniques, money, and all sorts of extraordinary divine artifacts and skills. Every time the System levels up, it unlocks a new feature: sign-in, tak 231Reads7.3Score—Shelves
41. 1041 模 Simulated Universe: I Became the Creator God in the Cultivation World 模拟宇宙：我在修真界当创世神 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Sci-Fi & Apocalypse299k WordsCompleted Have you ever suddenly forgotten what you were about to do? Do you sometimes feel that someone is watching you from beyond the world? Have you ever felt, for just a moment, that your own name or the names of your loved ones were unfamiliar? Have you ever given something your all, only to always fall short at the very last step? Don't be afraid. It may not be your imagination. Your world might just be an AI simulator. And your life is a bug written badly by some lazy agent, which hasn't gotten ar 9Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 1042 年 1960: Transmigrating to Nanluoguxiang 年代1960：穿越南锣鼓巷， Just Got Nothing Better to Do就是闲的Urban4.1M WordsCompleted New novel: Reborn in 1980: The Life I’ve Always Dreamed Of Also known as Li Laifu’s Happy Life in 1960s China. (No angst, comedy, farming, and everyday family life.) A short drama, comedy animations, and AI short dramas are now available. 244.7kReads9.4Score16.4kShelves

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    I recommend a few good period novels. The first one is Li Laifu's time travel to the 1960s. It is slow-paced and full of family details. I will read Laifu every three days. The following books are all worth it [smile]

43. 1043 强 Horror Games Cured My OCD 强迫症的我被惊悚游戏治愈了 Rice God Has Cheated米神开挂了Mystery1.0M WordsOngoing Gu Xiaoyong, who suffers from severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, obtained the Clear Mind System. As long as he cures his OCD, he can become stronger. And so... the ghosts in the horror game began to suffer as soon as Gu Xiaoyong entered it. Slit-Mouthed Woman: Some heartless person sewed my mouth shut... Crushed-to-Death Ghost: All the scraps of flesh on my body have been sewn back together... Terrifying Ghost: This guy ground down every sharp edge on my body... After Gu Xiaoyong had finished 2.1kReads9.4Score243Shelves

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    I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that I beat my sister to death

44. 1044 这 What a Clever Adultery Bust 这奸，捉得妙 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊21k WordsCompleted What a perfect time to catch them in the act 487Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Lin Mu Sheng never thought in her life that she would be standing in the corridor on the fifth floor of the teachers' dormitory at 1:30 in the morning, wearing a nightgown with Pikachu printed on it, and being called "adulterer and adulterer" by a man using a loudspeaker. What's even more outrageous is that the man is her ex-husband. The most outrageous thing is that her so-called "adulterer" - is standing half a step behind her, holding the door frame with one hand, and slowly adjusting the collar of his shirt with the other hand. Instead of being panicked, there is a calmness on his face that says "I want to see what tricks you can do."

45. 1045 不 Dude, Are You Collecting Historical Figures? 不是哥们，你收集古人啊 The Hydra's Top Male Model九头蛇首席男模Historical1.1M WordsCompleted [Meme humor]+ [Laugh-out-loud comedy]+ [Three Kingdoms]+ [Water Margin]+ [Unhinged]+ [Awkward singing]+ [Workhorse] This is a funny transmigration story about a workhorse, a slacker, and a monkey. They first transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms era and collect its heroes, only to discover that the heroes they’ve collected are supposed to play Honor of Kings for their master! Later, the chief hall master who got in through the back door usurps the throne, and the three of them end up in the Water M 41Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book, a new perspective, a new version!

46. 1046 我 My Farm Connects to the Underworld 我家农场通阴间 God of the Ninth Day初九的神Urban408k WordsCompleted Think this is an ordinary farming story? The crops are actually special produce from the underworld! After a car accident, Shen Mian inherits an old country house and discovers that every night at midnight, a dry well in the backyard wells up with “Netherworld Spring.” Watered with it, the crops undergo bizarre changes: Ordinary cabbage → eating it lets you dream of a deceased loved one for three minutes Tomatoes → cut them open and they ooze “blood,” but it’s actually a top-grade medicinal h —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It has to be this! Can make people laugh to death! I had to stay up all night to read it. So funny. Highly recommended!

47. 1047 我 I Solve Cases to Put Food on the Table 我靠破案养家糊口 Empty Words in a Dream梦中的虚语Male-Channel Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted Reborn in 1958, I moved into Courtyard No. 95 on Nanluoguxiang. Did I transmigrate into a TV drama or transmigrate into a book? Good thing I have so many buffs stacked that I don't have to spend all day playing family power games in one little courtyard! 52.4kReads9.3Score4.4kShelves
48. 1048 我 I'm a Sneaky Sixth, and Everyone Wants to Kill Me 我是个老六，所有人都想刀了我 Could You Stop Rushing Me?别催行不行Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Decisive killing + no female lead + satisfying read + System] After Lin Jiu entered the Horror World, he acquired an evolvable talent: Kidney Collector. From then on, he never looked back from the path of being a sneaky bastard. “You collected a pair of kidneys and mastered the S-rank skill Kidney Strike!” “You collected a pair of kidneys and mastered the S-rank skill Warp!” “You collected a kidney and mastered the S-rank skill Chaotic Calculation!” Miss Cannibal, please be careful. I only 10.3kReads9.3Score902Shelves
49. 1049 穿 The People and Events I Encountered Through the Years of Transmigration 穿越那些年的人和事儿 Huang Xiaowei黄小伟Historical3.3M WordsCompleted I’ve transmigrated! A young artsy oddball rides his bicycle, whose wheels are so warped they skid, through every corner of history. You, Qin Shi Huang! Yes, you! There’s no time to explain, get on! It’s all because the ruler of the mortal world, the Heavenly Dao, got bored and decided to change history just to see what would happen. So this young man keeps riding his beat-up bicycle to rescue history that has been twisted out of shape. When he lies on his sofa at home, looking at all the famous 588Reads8.6Score105Shelves

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    In the first book, the main character has been imprisoned for 100,000 years and is mentally ill. It was very enjoyable to watch and quite funny. It's almost invincible! The second book is starting to get sluggish now, but the beginning is still okay and has some funny parts. The third book is very funny in the early stage, but you will know it later when you read it [smile].

50. 1050 那 That Night, She Made Me Remember Her for a Lifetime 那一夜，她让我记一辈子 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted That night, she made me remember her for the rest of my life 764Reads—Score—Shelves

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