Books So Funny I Laugh in the Middle of the Night and Kick My Dog Out the Window 半夜笑到把自家狗子一脚踹出窗户的书

1. 1051 小 Xiaozuanfeng Mines in Hell, Leaving Great Sage Sun Stunned 小钻风在地狱挖矿，孙大圣惊呆了 Ramblings in the Spirit Realm灵境乱弹琴Eastern Fantasy206k WordsOngoing A prehistoric-world transmigration mining story! Effortless domination, loot dropping nonstop, lightning-fast leveling, and constant twists! Xiao Zuanfeng is the spirit of the Godslaying Spear. Wounded by Hongjun, he flees. In Journey to the West, he becomes Xiao Zuanfeng and is killed by the Great Sage Sun. Dong Ping transmigrates into Xiao Zuanfeng and starts out leveling up by mining in the Eternal Calamity Sin Domain. He binds the [Super Mining System], constantly improves his attributes, an 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A new book written by myself, it has just 150,000 words. You can tell from the name that it is just for fun.

2. 1052 年 1979: Meat for My Wife and Kids 年代1979：带着老婆孩子吃肉 Village Demon Fire乡妖火Urban4.6M WordsOngoing [Rural life in the late 1970s] [One female lead] [Comedy] [Slow-paced] [Raising children] Reborn in 1979, Li Xiangdong becomes a train water-supply worker. While others are still fretting over how to make ends meet, he's already enjoying a comfortable life with his wife and children at home. (A realistic slice of life. Each character has both strengths and flaws, and not everyone is meant to be likable. If that's not what you're looking for, please move along.) 169.4kReads9.2Score9.5kShelves
3. 1053 他 While Others Command Ghosts, I Cultivate Immortality; While Others Fear, I Covet 他人驭鬼我修仙，他人恐惧我贪婪 Soda Sea Salt Crackers苏打海盐饼干Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Highly recommend this divine novel: The Strange Resurgence: I Can Transform into a Great Demon] [Not invincible, clever protagonist, focused on leveling up, horror, hilarious, dark worldview, a high-dimensional golden finger crushing a lower-dimensional world] Nightmares erode reality. Cities and skyscrapers that once disappeared return, now filled with terrifying high-level supernatural beings. When the final day arrives, the whole world falls into darkness, and one strange god after another 46.2kReads7.7Score4.1kShelves

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   These two are absolutely funny, and I have seen the end from Chapter 1. The story is very novel and interesting. Although the second book is in the horror genre, horror refers to those similar to ghost stories, but the plot is not scary, but a bit funny, which is quite interesting. Overall, it is not scary.

4. 1054 杀 I Killed My Wife a Hundred Thousand Times and Became a God in a Haunted World 杀老婆十万次，我在诡异世界封神 Saving Up for Ice Cream赚钱买雪糕Mystery122k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Comedy + Exhilarating Action + Decisive and Ruthless + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Paranormal Revival] Song Zhong unlocked the Doge Q ability, and all his evolutions depended on stacking Q. Each stack made him stronger! At 300 Q stacks, he unlocks Lethal Tempo. Q stacks increase his attack speed, up to a maximum of six stacks. At max stacks, his attack speed doubles! At 1,000 Q stacks, he unlocks Heartsteel. Steel gates randomly appear on nearby targets. Strike them with Q t 52Reads—Score—Shelves

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   In the middle of the night, I laughed so much that I kicked someone's dog 🐶

5. 1055 朔 Dragon’s Roar in the Northern Frontier 朔北龙吟 Coffee at 71 Degrees71度的咖啡Historical1.4M WordsOngoing Transmigrated into a frontier army scout, he found himself facing tens of thousands of Tiele cavalry from the start. A series of covert battles and mysteries unfolds around a royal secret: twenty years ago, someone tried to force the Grand Princess into marriage. The emperor enters the game himself, pitting his wits against all the powers at play. Schemes within schemes, plots within plots, each conspiracy linked to the next. See how the protagonist faces this treacherous crisis, growing from a 18.6kReads9.2Score2.1kShelves

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   I recommend this masterpiece "Shuobei Dragon Song", the pinnacle of historical fictional themes, a story of a counterattack by a special instructor.

6. 1056 国 National Fate: I'm Only a Tiny Bit Luckier 国运：我只是运气好了亿点点 Stewed Little Vulture with Mushrooms小雕炖蘑菇Male-Channel Fanfiction991k WordsOngoing Chu Yue was a transmigrator from Blue Star. He had no System and no golden finger. The only difference was that his luck was just a tiny bit better than everyone else's! Suddenly, the National Destiny Forbidden Zone appeared. Each country randomly had two contestants chosen and bound to its national destiny: Chu Yue, and a white-haired beauty named Bai Yue Kui, who carried a Tang sword. Inside the forbidden zone. Chu Yue: I'm thirsty. I'll go get some water. [Congratulations to Dragon Kingd 1.4kReads8.5Score100Shelves
7. 1057 在 Using Secret Identities in the Cultivation World 在修仙界开马甲 Daoist Qinghui贫道清回Eastern Fantasy510k WordsCompleted Zou An has no idea how he ended up in the world of immortal cultivation, but he awakened the [Innate Divine Ability: Enhancement]. His ability can enhance anything based on his understanding of it. It can turn [Four Spiritual Roots] into [the Power of the Four Elements], and transform [Artifact Refining] into a version of [Knights Don't Die with Bare Hands]. With this fortuitous opportunity, immortality is within reach. Zou An had planned to keep his head down and cultivate cautiously, but... hi 1.2kReads6.2Score105Shelves

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   Recommended by 14,000-hour bookworms!!!!!!

8. 1058 三 A Silver Tongue Conquers the World 三寸不烂打天下 Caribbean Mantis加勒比海刀螂Historical218k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Political Intrigue + Carefully Crafted Details + Transmigration + Strong Moral Compass + High Intelligence + Ensemble Cast + No Golden Fingers + Masterful Detail + Brisk Pacing] A low-level delivery rider transmigrates into the body of a fool and marries two women from the start. What kind of chemistry will modern pickup lines, an ordinary person’s perspective, and iconic pop songs create in ancient times? What’s it like to give the emperor a bath? How do you use a handsome man to p 113Reads9.3Score179Shelves

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   Funny and cute, I envy this mental state.

9. 1059 禁 Forbidden Surrender: Monday Through Thursday, I Belong to Him 禁忌沉沦：周一到周四，我是他的 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted Forbidden Descent: Monday to Thursday, I Belong to Him 437Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 1060 1 1972: The Youthful Years of the Red Flag 1972，红旗招展的青春年代 Little Goblin of the Lanruo Temple兰若寺小妖Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Period] [Book Transmigration] [Reborn] [Sent-down youth] [Great Northern Wilderness] [Scheming male lead] [One heroine] [Pure romance] [Smart characters] [Decisive and ruthless] [Black market] [Political career] [Countryside] [Special historical era] In the spring of 1972, as Chu Miaohong rode a train to the Great Northern Wilderness to join a rural work team, she casually tossed an old envelope into the wind. Meanwhile, in 2024, Zhang Hongcheng happened to come into possession of an old, worn- 124.6kReads9.3Score12.8kShelves
11. 1061 她 She's My Underling and My Wife 她是我小弟，也是我老婆 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊27k WordsCompleted She's My Little Brother, and Also My Wife 1.6kReads—Score—Shelves
12. 1062 大 First-Year Internship—And You Went to Site 749 to Contain Monsters?! 大一实习，你跑去749收容怪物 Gaara's Sand我爱罗的沙Urban4.0M WordsOngoing [Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster 604.8kReads9.5Score54.5kShelves
13. 1063 收 After Adopting the Down-and-Out Female Lead, I Died Horribly in Front of Her 收养落魄女主后，惨死在她面前 Li Huan离焕Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [In your first simulation, you transmigrate to a cultivation world.] [You become a refugee fleeing famine. Along the way, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her older brother.] [You depend on each other and become one another's only support.] [At the end of the simulation, you shield the grown girl and give your life to hold off a horde of demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in her eyes goes out too.] [In your second simulation, you transmigrate to a world where steam and mag 128.4kReads9.1Score14.7kShelves

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    The best funny novel of the year ⭐, the protagonist is so outrageous, the first copy made me laugh out loud [laughing and crying], the magic cultivator called him a cheater, the unbeatable Xiaoqiang was just [face covering] [face covering] [face covering]

14. 1064 阎 Old Man Yama, I'm Biaozi, and I'm Taking You On! 阎王老登，我彪子跟你杠上了！ Cephalosporin with Sprite头孢配雪碧Eastern Fantasy167k WordsOngoing My name is Hu Dabiao, and I’m a sociable guy who runs a funeral supplies shop in Northeast China. My mouth got me into trouble, so the Underworld dragged my soul away ahead of schedule for “seriously polluting the Underworld’s online environment.” The King of Hell told me to get lost and reincarnate, legs crossed and all. I smacked him twice across the face and said, “You can’t meet your KPIs, so you’re using me to pad your numbers? I burned all that paper money for nothing?!” And that’s when t —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This and this are so funny and nonsensical that I can't help but laugh [laughing and crying]

15. 1065 爸 Dad, I’m Not Going 爸爸，我不去 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted Dad, I Don't Want to Go 493Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 1066 官 After Announcing We're Expecting, the Villain Is Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf 官宣有崽后，反派被迫从良 Jiang Xiaokui江小葵Modern Romance660k WordsCompleted Animated series: Silly, adorable little darling, your kitty is here~ [Everyone's Darling] + [Little One] + [No Romance] Original title: After Announcing Their Baby, the Villain Was Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf Everyone knows the Fu family of the imperial capital is a prestigious clan. The five young masters are all exceptional talents, but each has a peculiar personality. The family patriarch is even more ruthless and utterly indifferent to others. That is, until they adopted a little girl fro 21.5kReads9.3Score1.6kShelves

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    The five young masters of the Fu family in the capital and the person in charge are all "villains". After adopting a "baby", they discover his super learning ability and start a heartwarming daily life where everyone is pampered and there is no romantic relationship.

17. 1067 奴 Slave Lord: Who’s the Goblin Now? 奴隶领主：谁才是哥布林？ Xia Shiqi夏士奇Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Lord System] Pinujin: having the surname Pi is not weird at all! Just a little unusual! The bard Pinujin obtains a broken territory core, the [Slaver Core], and changes class to Slaver. By squeezing his subjects for labor, he earns [Exploitation Points] to use for prize draws, skill exchanges, and building upgrades. Goblins! Get out there and grow potatoes and cotton! Succubi! Stop fooling around and go make soy milk! Elves! Take off your shoes and stomp grapes. Lord Pi wants to make wine! 17.3kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves

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    Nanshen, brainless and cool writing, Mr. Pi, tangerine peel

18. 1068 校 Every Campus Beauty Has a System, Yet I Still Get to Have My Cake and Eat It Too 校花们人手一个系统，我软饭硬吃 Thirteenth Master of the Chen Family陈家十三爷Urban859k WordsCompleted [Complete + subverts the usual tropes + feel-good romance + brand-new premise + campus beauty] The new book is now being serialized. Old fans are welcome to check it out! Chen Xin, a junior in college, suddenly gets the “Living Off Women While Calling the Shots System,” and from then on, his life takes a very different turn! Because his System can give beautiful women subsidiary systems! The aloof campus beauty instantly turns into a lovesick simp... 26.4kReads7.2Score2.2kShelves

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    Haha, this is very interesting

19. 1069 狗 You Bastard, You Win This Time 狗男人，算你厉害 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted You Bastard, You Win This Time 3.7kReads—Score—Shelves
20. 1070 震 Shocking! The Metaphysics Master Can Hear People's Thoughts 震惊！玄学大佬被读心了 Yellow Peach Tutu黄桃土土Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + mind-reading + lighthearted] After graduating with a law degree, Xia Wange, heir to a Daoist sect, sees a wheelchair shimmering with purple energy at a car crash site. Born unable to gather energy, she can’t bring herself to leave the wheelchair alone. [I’ll carry this wheelchair off and borrow the energy on it to draw talismans. Then I’ll be the undisputed goddess of the supernatural world!] Lu Qiu, the CEO still trapped in the wreckage, inexpli 428.1kReads9.5Score110.1kShelves

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    Just by looking at the name, you can tell that this book is very funny, and I can't bear to read it all in one sitting!

21. 1071 沙 My Silly Junior Brother Is Strong and Totally Unhinged 沙雕小师弟，很强很疯癫 Han Hong涵鸿Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted and hilarious, exciting plot + satisfying wish fulfillment + fast-paced, quick power-ups + powerful protagonist + plundering the entire immortal realm + decisive and ruthless + come along for the ride.] The shameless Jiang Xiaobai is a ruthless fighter with monstrous power, crushing every enemy in his path. A gold-devouring beast named Brocade-Haired Pig: hilarious, with an astonishing treasure-hunting ability. No treasure can escape its nose. A sleazy, lecherous turtle named Guogu 10.8kReads8.5Score1.2kShelves

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    Sha Diao is crazy and funny, the kind that makes people laugh to death without paying for their lives.

22. 1072 直 Livestream: Starting by Roasting Five Women 直播：从锐评五女一开始 Angry Neo愤怒的尼奥Urban271k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted comedy] [Livestream memes] [Abstract humor master] [Peakology] Chen Feng, a top student, wakes up in a parallel world as a small-time streamer. His first big viral moment comes from roasting the looks of the Han group. After the ensuing controversy, he decides to try a different approach: “If telling the truth gets me attacked, then I'll specialize in all things absurd, ” A fan asks what to do about a love triangle. He pulls out a compass. “You know about the theory of emotional 52Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This live article really breaks through the siege!!! I rely on my words to get out of the circle. The setting of peak expert + abstract master is so amazing. There are so many jokes that I laugh over and over again.

23. 1073 穿 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长，我只想摸鱼投降 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction32k WordsCompleted Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 898Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 1074 五 Five Years with a Contraceptive Ring, and He Knelt in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 五年避子环，和离当天他跪穿祠堂 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance15k WordsCompleted Five Years Wearing a Contraceptive Ring, He Knelt Until His Knees Bled in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 3kReads—Score—Shelves
25. 1075 碧 Grand Blue: One Wild Youthful Adventure 碧蓝之海：青春一记荒唐 The Last Cherry Blossoms Fall, the Fox Leaves No Trace残樱落尽狐无迹Anime Fanfiction1.4M WordsOngoing A new author’s first work. I’m still working on my writing, so please bear with me. Qiansha is the sole female lead. This is a pure Azur Lane setting, so please don’t read if that’s not your thing. What happens when a cool, reserved girl meets an eccentric fool who has eyes only for her? Will the iceberg melt? When the lively friendship of the diving club meets the pressure of everyday studying, his hidden eccentric side will finally come out. “Qiansha, do you like the ocean? Then let’s make a p 2.9kReads7.3Score207Shelves

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    In the middle of the night, my mother kicked me out of the window and went outside to laugh. The bed board shook and collapsed from laughter.

26. 1076 诺 Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星：先锋大兵的离谱二战 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷47k WordsCompleted The Lucky Star of Normandy: A Vanguard Soldier's Absurd World War II 315Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 1077 从 A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Eastern Fantasy804k WordsCompleted A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Suxiang'er's press conference in front of the Lingxiao Palace that turned the tide was like throwing a large piece of ice into a boiling oil pan. Although it aroused a violent reaction, it temporarily suppressed the most violent boiling. The fairy market ended its unresisting plunge for several consecutive days and entered an extremely fragile and frightening state of shock consolidation. The exponential curve seesaws repeatedly near the low point. Every upward test is cautious, and every downward pulse is frightening.

28. 1078 除 On New Year’s Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 除夕夜，岳母三次推门后，老婆说我们是假结婚 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted On New Year's Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 374Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 1079 女 Empress, Don’t Panic: I Have a Few Billion Schemes 女帝莫慌，臣有亿点点计谋 Bear Nineteen Fell in Love with Seventeen熊十九爱上了十七Historical1.8M WordsOngoing (Fast-paced plot, elegant writing, winning the empress’s heart, clever and resourceful) Also known as: The Capital’s Number One Playboy I’m Zhao Yi, the capital’s number one playboy. I woke up after sleeping with a duke’s granddaughter, and now my father is coming to clean house with a 40-meter broadsword? I pull off a slick move and avert the crisis, shocking everyone! The Northern Di invade with 100,000 troops at the city gates? Zhao Yi: “Dad, don’t panic. Watch me work!” Tuoba Hong: “My 100,0 43.1kReads8.2Score4.5kShelves

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    I want to be laughed to death by the protagonist🤣🤣🤣

30. 1080 都 Urban: The Prodigal Turns Over a New Leaf, and the Nation Calls on Me to Crack a Major Case 都市：浪子回头，国家请我破大案 Codonopsis-Stewed Chicken党参炖鸡Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [The new book, Jianghu: I Became a Big Shot by Selling Goods to the System, is now available. Readers are welcome to check it out and share their thoughts.] They say that nine times out of ten, life doesn't go as planned, and that people are born to suffer. But Zhang Yang doesn't agree. He was abandoned at the gate of an orphanage as a child, but fortunately, he met a kind-hearted director. Fate had other plans, though: to make a living, he became a universally despised pickpocket. Then, by chan 25.6kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves

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    The protagonist accidentally walked into the camera and became a hit on the whole network🔥🔥🔥Highly recommended, super funny, I couldn't stop laughing 🍁🍁🍁Zhang Chang never expected that he would be broken into by an official officer just after washing his feet. 🍀🍀🍀The muzzles of six black guns were pressed against his forehead. He was frightened and didn't know why. Is it illegal to wash feet?

31. 1081 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 27.9kReads9.6Score3.9kShelves

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    Just by looking at the name, you can tell how funny it is.

32. 1082 穿 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军，我只想投降却狂拿战功 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors —Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 1083 耳 Starlight by My Ear: Deaf for Ten Years, He Heard Only Her Name 耳畔星光：他聋了十年，只听见她的名字 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted Starlight by the Ear: He Was Deaf for Ten Years, and the Only Thing He Heard Was Her Name 143Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 1084 云 Yun Che: The Grave of the Living Beneath the Old Locust Tree 云澈：老槐树下的生人墓 Run Yu888润玉88815k WordsCompleted Yun Che: The Grave of a Living Stranger Beneath the Old Locust Tree —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Runyu 888 recommends "Yun Che: The Tomb of a Living Person Under the Old Locust Tree". There is a strange legend about the tomb of a living person hidden under the old locust tree. Follow Yun Che to explore the horrifying secrets behind the tomb of the ancient tree. It is full of Chinese horror, so be careful if you are timid!

35. 1085 开 From the Start: This Mentally Ill Man Rides a Beast and Slays Gods with His Might 开局：本精神病骑着异兽大力斩神 Spider Mantou蜘蛛馍馍Anime Fanfiction539k WordsCompleted A fanfiction based on Slay the Gods [No female lead] [Comedy] [Passionate] Qin Yu accidentally transmigrates into Sanjiu's world of Slay the Gods, reliving the story! He tames shapeshifting beasts: a mutated calico cat, a serpent that has lost its divine nature, and... He awakens special Forbidden Ruins: [Future Sight (King's Ruins)]: Peers into fate, foreseeing the course of an object's destiny and rewriting reality. [Deceit (King's Ruins)]: Uses lies, deception, and fabricated facts. If challe 354Reads8.9Score101Shelves

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    It is recommended to read the God-Decapitating fanfic at noon, because sooner or later you will die laughing!!! Story introduction: The protagonist's soul penetrates and kills the gods. Character characteristics: He is the second in the six realms, and no one dares to be the first! Protagonist relationship: childhood friend with Brother Shen. Theme category: Derivative fan fiction. Recommended star rating: 5 stars. If you don't laugh after watching it, come to me and use physics to make you laugh (￣y▽￣)~* Cover your mouth and snicker.

36. 1086 穿 I Transmigrated into a Pendant, and My Wife Handed Me Over to the Nation 穿越成吊坠，妻子把我上交国家 Puppet Number Twenty-One二十一号傀儡Urban363k WordsCompleted [Urban high-martial world + transmigration + handing everything over to the state + passionate ensemble cast + protecting his wife from behind the scenes] This is another world where Chinese history has been lost to a gap in the record and exotic beasts run rampant. The original host dies in the opening. I’ve only just transmigrated and haven’t even figured out what’s going on when my soul is sucked into a broken pendant, a keepsake the original host gave his wife. Sealed inside the pendant is f 221Reads—Score—Shelves

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    He is decisive in killing, has a sinister person behind his back, and is mean-spirited. He is very funny. I am watching it too.

37. 1087 女 Ladies of the Empire, Please Leave Me Alone! 女帝们，求你们放过我吧！ Void Loves the Moon虚无爱月儿Eastern Fantasy247k WordsOngoing Multiple heroines, including a yandere Empress. From the start, Xiao Luxin is publicly sentenced to death by seven Empresses for his countless misdeeds. Zhang Wei accidentally transmigrates into the body of a demonic overlord. And he’s the one who did all those terrible things. Even the System plans to kill its Host because it’s bound to the wrong person. With certain death staring him in the face, watch Xiao Lixin fight for survival against all odds. What kind of Host is this? Why is he so hard 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The more you live with the system, the more pitiful you become. Just tell me whether you are afraid of it or not. What should I do if I don't have the ability to read fortune-telling? Let a woman take care of me under the guise of fortune telling?

38. 1088 疯 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了！法国王爷天天造反，死活没人敢杀 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷42k WordsCompleted He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 60Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 1089 重 Reborn in 1992: Burying Love, Young Master Kun Goes on a Killing Spree in Shenzhen 重生九二葬爱昆少杀疯深圳 The Bear Who Rubs Its Belly挠肚皮的小熊Urban125k WordsOngoing Hilarious rebirth + the opportunities of a booming era + ruthless action + multiple heroines + a grassroots entrepreneur + playing the fool to catch the tiger In 1992 Shenzhen, opportunities are everywhere, but so are wolves. Xu Mingkun returns with a lifetime of memories. He digs his first fortune out of a garbage heap, then sweeps aside every wolf in his path with a fire extinguisher. People laugh at him as a deranged, flashy punk and call him a shameless scoundrel who'll stop at nothing. But —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Nice book, very cool. Very funny

40. 1090 提 I Raise My Employees' Salaries, and You Say I'm Disrupting the Market! 提升员工工资，你说我扰乱市场！ Dong Fenghu东风胡Urban2.7M WordsCompleted [The short drama is now online: I raised my employees' wages, and you say I'm disrupting the market] [Business growth, globalization, cross-industry expansion, coming-of-age story] How do you rate the youngest person ever to become the world's richest man on the Forbes list? Economic Times: “The whole world is working for Song Jiang!” Peace Master: “Thank you, Song Jiang, for your contributions to peace. The world has never been more peaceful!” America: “Damn it! China is so despicable! He's usi 56.4kReads9.1Score3.8kShelves

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    Profound connotation and thought-provoking. The novel is not only a picture of urban life, but also a revelation about growth, struggle and life philosophy, making people think about the true meaning of life while reading.

41. 1091 反 Villainous Son, Get Down on Your Knees. Mom Needs a Favor 反派儿子你跪下，妈求你点事 Rye Whiskey黑麦威士忌Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] (Doting father-type son x rebellious mother x no-brainer power fantasy x sweet romance x fantasy) In the great age of transmigrating into books, Su Miao transmigrates too. Other people become someone's unattainable first love, a wealthy heiress, or, at worst, a discarded wife. Su Miao is different: She transmigrates as the villain's real mother. She wants to smoke and drink, but the villain won't allow it. She wants fried chicken and milk tea, but the villain frow 143.9kReads9.2Score13.7kShelves

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    It's really funny. It made me laugh from the beginning until now. The content is wonderful and interesting. The heroine is more funny than venomous. She is clean and decisive and has a straight-tempered temper. It's very exciting. It's very funny!!

42. 1092 反 Villain: The Female Lead Overhears My Inner Thoughts and Her Persona Crumbles 反派：女主偷听我心声人设崩了 Xiao Yu萧禹Urban2.7M WordsCompleted Tang Yu transmigrates into the world of a modern power fantasy novel, where he becomes a rich, playboy villain. Every time he survives a story arc, he gets a reward! He decides to play it safe and keep his head down all the way to the ending! From the start, he calls off an arranged marriage to avoid being beaten to death by the Dragon King! But unexpectedly, everyone is acting around him, determined to make him draw their hatred. Su Muyue: “You want to break off the engagement? No, you don't.” 80.5kReads9.4Score7kShelves

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    Lao Xiao will always be awesome

43. 1093 嫌 You Thought I Was Too Weak, So My Cultivation Technique Went Dark Overnight 嫌我太弱，我的功法连夜黑化了 Puppet Number Twenty-One二十一号傀儡Urban744k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + Misunderstandings + Chat Group + Fully Automated Training + Overpowered Power Fantasy] Yang Tian transmigrates into a high-martial-arts world. With mediocre talent, he only wants to lie flat. But who could have guessed that the cultivation techniques inside him would think he was too weak and turn sentient overnight! And that’s not all. His techniques even set up a chat group: [Iron Shirt] left the group and wrote: “The Host is too fragile. I went for a soak at the nuclear power 689Reads—Score102Shelves
44. 1094 比 A Beagle Nanny Crashes a Rich Family’s Messy Drama and Turns the Whole Family Upside Down 比格保姆乱入豪门狗血，创翻全家 Glazed Hues and Misty Rain釉色烟雨Modern Romance826k WordsCompleted [An Energetic, Half-Baked Mind-Reading Heroine x A Gentle, Insecure, Self-Controlled Hero; Modern-Day Fantasy + Wealthy-Family Melodrama + Utterly Unhinged + Unconventional Face-Slapping and Scumbag-Bashing + Salvation Through Persecution + Joy That Turns Everyone's World Upside Down] “Kiddo, you should know that after the founding of the country, no one is allowed to become a spirit.” That one sentence finally convinced Lu Ye that she and her mother weren't alike: she was a plain old human. Her 483Reads—Score102Shelves

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    The daily nonsense story about the heroine creating various characters has been completed.

45. 1095 全 Global Dungeons: Giving the World a Taste of the Five Permanent Members' Might 全球副本：给世界亿点点五常震撼 Monk Wujie无戒僧Urban1.4M WordsOngoing Lin Ye transmigrates to a world covered by a sky screen, an era in which anyone can create battlefield instances. To his amazement, the people here still understand war as it was in Blue Star's S1 era... So he decides to give this world a tiny taste of the Five Permanent Members' shock and awe! In the first instance, “Raging Seas,” Lin Ye introduces them to nuclear-powered submarine fleets and nuclear bombing, advancing humanity's understanding of war by a full fifty years! In the second instanc 9.5kReads8.3Score784Shelves
46. 1096 全 My Whole Family Is Crazy, and I Became the Foil in a Child-Rearing Story 全家疯批，我穿成了养崽文对照组 Frost Pavilion寒霜榭Modern Romance932k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + raising kids + adored by the whole family + crazy antics + wealthy-family ensemble + feel-good 1v1] Qi Yuan transmigrates into a wealthy-family child-rearing novel as the foil to the adored heroine. Both are rich-family children who went missing and were later found. When the heroine returns, her family lives in loving harmony. When Qi Yuan goes home, everyone in her family is crazy in their own special way. In the end, the original owner is constantly humiliated, until she's thrown 32kReads8.6Score4kShelves

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    This book, this book, makes me laugh out loud with my eight-pack abs [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] The control group is a hard-working group that dotes on the heroine. The heroine's family loves each other happily, but her family is crazy in its own way. It is said that every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite, but she has a whole pile of them at home.

47. 1097 逼 You Dare Force Me to Marry Gao Yang? I'll Wipe Out Your Entire Family 逼我娶高阳？我屠你满门 Zhoushan Gatekeeper Auntie舟山管门大娘Historical1.4M WordsCompleted [Great Tang] [The System activates at crucial moments] [Outlaw] [Comedy] [Hilarious] Transmigrate to the Great Tang and become Fang Yiai! From the start, he’s engaged to Princess Gaoyang, but he’d rather die than marry her! Fang Xuanling: “You little rascal! Princess Gaoyang is a noble princess. Her marrying into our family is an honor for the Fang family!” Fang Yiai: “Bah! I won’t marry her! Don’t push me! Push me again and I’ll wipe out your whole family!” Fang Xuanling: “(⊙_⊙) The whole famil 11.6kReads8.5Score852Shelves
48. 1098 特 Special Forces: Sign-In to the Marvel System from the Start 特种兵：开局签到漫威系统 Ying Wuyu赢无欲Male-Channel Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the world of special forces, Tang Ming starts out as a soldier assigned to raise pigs. He can only sigh at his bad luck. Fortunately, the Marvel Hero System activates, and completing missions earns him the special abilities of a superhero from American comics. With the System’s help, Tang Ming rises from pig-raising soldier to become the strongest soldier in the entire army! 3.7kReads8.6Score215Shelves

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    Very funny!!!!

49. 1099 组 Team Up to Go Home for the New Year: Why Are All My Teammates Goddesses? 组队回家过年：队友竟然全是女神 Puppet Number Twenty-One二十一号傀儡Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Urban + System + multiple women + lighthearted + feel-good power fantasy + mostly everyday life] “Yang Tian, if you don’t bring home a girlfriend this New Year, you’re sleeping in the pigsty!” Faced with his mother’s ultimatum, penniless Yang Tian suddenly obtains the [Instance Party System]. As long as he posts a mission, all kinds of goddesses will accept it and “team up” with him to go home and conquer every obstacle. New Year’s Eve, family reunion dinner. Uncle: “I heard Yang Tian lost his 2.2kReads6.0Score224Shelves
50. 1100 穿 After Transmigrating into a Book, She Goes Viral in Showbiz by Going Off the Rails 穿书后她靠疯癫爆红娱乐圈 Luo Zui洛醉Modern Romance431k WordsCompleted So what if she transmigrated into the body of a vicious supporting actress hated by the entire internet? From the start, she gets kidnapped and forced to livestream it? When other hostages burst into tears and beg to be released, she rubs her hands together for the camera. “Tie me up! Tighter! You’ll get silver bracelets and a free 20-year subscription!” Kidnapper: ??? It’s the first time I’ve seen a kidnapper get reverse-PUA’d by a hostage until he’s crying and begging to be let go. The livestr 173Reads8.5Score100Shelves

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    The outrageous scene of becoming famous has come, and Song Lizhi is still immersed in the fact that her June 1 emoji package has swept the Internet. Her Shiba Inu unexpectedly won a dog food endorsement of 80,000 yuan, and the endorsement fee of 800,000 yuan is far more than that of a third-tier star. Gouzi inquired on the spot and finalized the cooperation. Jiang Xiaobai became a dedicated dog language translator online. The picture of one person, one dog and one assistant speaking for the voice was so beautiful.

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