Bro, Are You Really Here to Seek the Scriptures?

Name: Bro, Are You Really Here to Seek the Scriptures?
Author: Deep-Fried Golden Cicada

大哥，你真的是来取经的吗？

by Deep-Fried Golden Cicada (油炸金蝉)

Status: Completed
Length: 302k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Wu Cheng stumbles into the pilgrimage to the West by sheer chance, leading Brother Tang and a few buddies as they livestream their journey and get up to all kinds of antics.

First, let’s tear down the Five Elements Mountain by force. Otherwise, how’s Brother Monkey supposed to get out? Tang the Third is fat, lazy, and dumb. The only thing that gets him moving is hot pot and mahjong, so he has no intention of helping the monkey at all.

From then on, they only get further and further down the road of causing trouble...

[Buddha, we have a problem! The staff are all demanding health insurance.]

[Lao Jun: You’ve planted a hundred million mu of ginseng fruit trees, and you still want my immortal pill formula?]

[Jade Emperor: How’s the hole in the Jade Pool coming along?]

[Wu Cheng: Big Brother Jade Emperor, this time it’s not about squatting over a pit. I called you here to play mahjong. You don’t mind, do you?]

[Red Boy: I’ll say it again, I’m not Nezha! If you want to know who my father is, go ask my mom!]

[Comedy + ridiculous antics + absurdity]

[Friendly reminder] This is an absurd take on Journey to the West, so over-the-top and silly that it won’t suit everyone. Don’t read it with a serious attitude, or you may get poisoned by the nonsense.