
The Bizarre Pawnbroker: Everything I Pawn Is Mythical
诡异典当师:我的当品皆为神话
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.7M Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Fantasy High-Concept
- Updated
- 8mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- 客人,你妈妈的触手在哭泣啊!Alternate title on Fanqie
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It's very beautiful, but there are too few updates. I'm wondering why the rating is so low? But as far as the speed of this book is concerned, if the rating is low, just give it a low rating to save yourself from being screened [laughing][laughing]
So far, it's very good. I like that the protagonist can obtain weapons and equipment from dreams, and the driving is very stable. I often make mistakes.
Absolutely a good book, if it can be written more than 1,000 times, it can be shoulder to shoulder with the most popular books. Woo woo woo (┯_┯), the author is adding more updates. I give you my first time (first time tipping, first time book review, first time not skipping chapters). Please update a few more chapters every day. ˉˉˉˉˉˉThe story line is super exciting, and the world view is also very grand. I can write about the Bone Corpse Demon, Night City, God, Blind Sword Girl, Killer Doctor, Twilight Crusaders, Human World, Daily Clockwork Apple, Aberrant Secret Cabinet, and Pawn Association. , The follow-up of "The Stitched Noblesse", shopkeeper Ji's past romantic history (and Seese), and Ji Ge's handsome yuppie, we must write to the 1000th chapter, persistence is victory ✌ˉˉˉˉˉIt is better to die than to live stitched together (Clockwork Apple) This is the truth. Hey hey hey (ºº ) Apple, my clockwork apple 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 There is also Cat Lady Ji Shopkeeper/Blind Sword Girl Ji Shopkeeper + clockwork apple. You can also drop it hehe hehe (ºº )
That... Author, there shouldn't be a female protagonist in this book, right? Don't!!! How to say it? This author is really, really skilled. As a male channel, you have done your duty... But it's a pity. I'm not a man and I can't appreciate this kind of art. I just hope there won't be a female protagonist. Please 😢😢😢
This is the most novel and favorite book I have read in the past two years. Advantages: First, the setting is very novel and the world view (basis) is relatively complete. The framework is more detailed. Second, the characters have distinct personality characteristics. The main characters have their own characteristics, which can make people very impressed. Third, the plot is relatively smooth and there are no major flaws. Disadvantages: First, although it provides a very grand world system, it only provides a basic world view, which leaves readers with a incomplete and incomplete feeling. Second, although it can be seen that the author wants to write a crazy and chaotic world, the author's writing power is slightly insufficient. The madness of the world and the characters are all superficial, such as: sex, violence, and money. Third, the plot (part) has obvious foreshadowing, no major main line has been found, and the hidden line is relatively vague. Although every incident that happened to the protagonist is relatively complete, the interweaving of the storyline is relatively confusing, making it a headache to read. Fourth, the descriptions of various items look dreamy, but actually make it more difficult for readers to read. Some are descriptions of functions, but they have no idea what they are describing. Fifth, the force system is a bit confusing. To sum it up in one sentence, the protagonist is weaker than anyone else, but he can defeat anyone. Summary: A very good book, but the author needs to work hard and continue to improve, so that I can have better books to read. PS: If you have a strong imagination or low fear resistance, please don't read this book. In the past two days, I have always felt like there are worms crawling deep in my brain. I feel that if the author's level rises a few levels, this book may actually become a cult classic.
I couldn't understand it at first, but after a while, after reading more than a dozen pictures, I became more and more addicted to it. I took the time to finish reading it in two days. Overall, the writing is good, but the early stage is too confusing, and it is difficult to understand what is what, and it is easy to discourage readers. It is much better with Dr. Yuan. In addition, I really hate those people in the review group who leave negative reviews and bad ratings after reading less than 30 minutes. Can you please read a few more before talking? Most books are not always good from beginning to end. I hope the author's writing will get better and better. At worst, he can rest for a few days and finish it once he recovers. Don't exhaust your body. Thanks for resolving my recent book drought, see you soon.
The world view is still a relatively common weird world view, but when you look at the title, you can tell that the author is playing with something very new. Compared with Tomato's other novels, this one is relatively niche. Unlike Tomato's books, it feels like a European light novel. It mainly focuses on jokes, curiosity and hell jokes. People who like it like it very much, but people who don't like it can't accept it. Some of the content and settings in it are a bit like playing RPG mods in the past. The characters are well created, and the scenes can be imagined. The plot can be said to be relatively reasonable for the time being (actually it doesn't matter whether it is reasonable for this type). The characters have more inner drama. But because combat mainly relies on equipment, and many of the equipment have rule-based special effects, the combat environment is very complicated to write, and you really can't understand it if you don't read it carefully. Having said so much, I feel pretty good about myself. I have read almost all of Tomato's books in various genres. The general plots that I can read now are pretty much the same. It's rare to find a book that gives me a change of taste and I'm already satisfied.
It's very interesting, but I don't understand why so few people have read it. It's such a good (perverted) book.
The writing style of this book is different from traditional novels. It is very novel and refreshing.
The writing is very good. The first time I saw this book, I felt that it was different. After reading it, I don't know how many times better it is than those books that only know how to read words. I like it very much. Come on, keep writing!