Books So Funny I Laugh in the Middle of the Night and Kick My Dog Out the Window 半夜笑到把自家狗子一脚踹出窗户的书
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- 951 A Ghost Chased Me for Three Blocks, So I Scared It Into Calling Me Daddy 被鬼追了三条街，反手吓的鬼叫爹 From the start, Zhang Yang was chased by a ghost for three whole blocks. At that critical moment, he awakened the Ghost-Scaring System and immediately summoned the founding master to possess him, then pinned the ghost down and beat it senseless. From then on, terrifying tales about Zhang Yang began spreading among the ghosts. Headless ghost: “Damn, he used my head as a ball and kicked it around...” Water ghost: “He drained all the water just to catch me. Who am I supposed to complain to?” Hanged 1.1kReads8.8Score11214d adds
- 952 Being a Jerk Feels Great Once, and It Feels Great Every Time 缺德一时爽，一直缺德一直爽 Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he’s become a taxi driver taking part in a reality show. Beautiful passenger: “Driver, do you believe in love at first sight?” Su Yang: “I do. I just hope the police believe it too!” Beautiful passenger: “Driver, do you believe in love?” Su Yang: “Cash or QR code?” Beautiful passenger: “Driver, how many days does the poem say it takes to return from Jiangling, a thousand li away?” Su Yang: “A thousand li to Jiangling? You won’t be back 2.3kReads6.5Score23514d adds
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Tazhai: I Keep Offering Poisonous Schemes, but Uncle Dong Urges Me to Obey the Law! 塔寨：屡献毒计，东叔劝我守法！
"I appreciate you offering Uncle Dong some advice, but these schemes are way too criminal. I wouldn't dare!" I had just transmigrated into the head of the third branch of the Ta Village clan, and now Uncle Dong wanted to take the whole village into action?
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- 954 The Bottom-of-the-Class Student Becomes the World's Richest 学渣逆袭世界首富 From Academic Struggler to the World’s Richest Man —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 955 Doing Evil Makes Me Stronger: The Women of This Household Are Stunning 作恶就变强：这家娘子好漂亮 An evildoer is hated and feared by others: cruel, cold, sinister, cliquish, willing to do anything to achieve his ends, bullying the weak to serve himself. Ding! Congratulations, Host, on committing ten evil deeds. Your wickedness is appalling, and you’ve achieved the Utterly Vile feat. Reward... Ding! Congratulations, Host, on committing one hundred evil deeds. Your wickedness is deranged, and you’ve achieved the Evil in Every Way feat. Reward... Ding! Congratulations, Host, on committing one t 221Reads6.1Score—14d adds
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Journey to the West: The Monk Who Doesn't Want to Retrieve the Scriptures 西游：贫僧不想取西经
“Wukong, kill all the male demons. Leave the female ones to your master.” “Good patron, allow this humble monk to teach you a lesson.” Sun Wukong: “Master, these demons are too powerful. I can't beat them.” “Wukong, stand aside. Let your master handle this!”
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- 957 Chu's Spirit Guards the Stars: The Death of the Conqueror 楚魂镇星：霸王之死 The Soul of Chu Quells the Stars: The Death of the Conqueror —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 958 A Brat Smashed My Collectible Figure, So I Demanded Ten Million in Compensation 熊孩子毁我手办，反手索赔一千万 A relative's brat sneaks into Tang Zhuo's room and wrecks a pile of his figurines. The outrageous relative then turns around and demands that Tang Zhuo apologize to her kid. Tang Zhuo activates the Fight Petty with Petty System and demands ten million in compensation on the spot. From then on, whenever he encounters a jerk, he can trigger a mission, punish them, and earn Justice Points to exchange for all kinds of rewards. Steal my takeout? I'll treat you to Lao Ba's secret-recipe pig intestines 13.8kReads9.5Score1.7k14d adds
- 959 Livestream Fortune-Telling: From the Start, I Leave a Gold-Digger Red-Faced 直播算命：开局把拜金女的脸打肿 [PS: No female lead, punishing evil and promoting good, no monster-fighting or leveling up, 95%+ five-star reviews] A good person can do ninety-nine good deeds and one bad deed, and still be called a hypocrite. A bad person can do ninety-nine bad deeds and one good deed, and people will say, “They're not so bad after all.” This world is simply too unfair to good people. Why should they always be the ones who have to suffer? It's downright awful. Then Shen Chen came into possession of a myste 4.3kReads8.5Score30414d adds
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The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀！
[Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m
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- 961 A Park Encounter: The Overbearing CEO Insists on Marrying Me 公园奇遇：霸道总裁非我不娶 A Chance Encounter in the Park: The Overbearing CEO Won’t Marry Anyone but Me —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 962 I Scrounge Food and Drink at the Cemetery 我在坟地蹭吃蹭喝 I'm a cemetery security guard. I love teddy bear cookies, earn ten thousand gold bricks a month, and get rewarded until my hands are full. “Ding! Successfully sent a lecherous ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: permanent +100 luck with romance.” “Ding! Successfully sent a hanged ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: rubber tongue.” “Ding! Successfully sent a water ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: the skill to outrun your underwear.” “Ding! Successfully sent the Ghost King off to reincarnate. Reward: 5.3kReads8.8Score65014d adds
- 963 You Dare Cyberbully Me? I'm a Wicked Cultivator! 敢网暴我？我可是邪修啊！ From the start, I was falsely accused by a young woman of secretly photographing her on the subway in the early hours of the morning. In the end, I awakened the Super Evil Cultivator System. Anyone who dares to cyberbully me will get wrecked. At best, they'll lose everything! What? You say you're the campus belle? Sorry, if you cyberbully me, you're getting wrecked! You're an eighty-year-old woman, and you want me to respect my elders? Thousands of people are cyberbullying me at once. You think 1.5kReads6.8Score10314d adds
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Joyful People: Girl, Standing Here Is a Living! 喜人：姐们儿站这就是个活！
[Signed • Ongoing...] [Comedy + Warm and heartwarming + Everyone’s favorite (no romance in the main story) + Fanfiction (apologies for OOC) + In my version, everyone is single and chaste except Ku Teng, Dou Ci Fang, and Zhou Tie Nan Yu Ao] Shen Nuo, a 2022 Beijing Film Academy graduate and a once-in-a-century “sweet-and-spicy comedy sensation,” arrives in high spirits with her luggage and gets herself a job at Miwei’s comedy boot camp. Through her own relentless efforts, she finally turns her de
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- 965 The Tyrant's Chronicle: Xiang Yu's Interstellar Empire 霸王本纪：项羽的星际霸业 The Chronicles of the Conqueror: Xiang Yu’s Interstellar Hegemony —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 966 Is It Really So Strange for a Delivery Driver to Show Up at a Crime Scene? 外卖员出现在案发现场很合理吧？ [System + crime-solving mystery + one heroine] Food delivery driver Su He accidentally gets caught up in a murder case and binds to a God-Tier Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him a reward! With the System's help, his life starts taking some unexpected turns. “Hello, I need to report a murder. Mingjia Community, Building 1, Unit 2, Apartment 603. Someone's been killed... Yes, I'm safe right now... Two people are dead... The killer? Well, I locked him outside... I had nothing to do with 15.5kReads9.2Score1.7k14d adds
- 967 Zhang Wuji Turns Dark and Becomes the Big Villain, Zhao Min and Huang Rong Are Stunned 张无忌黑化大反派，赵敏黄蓉麻了 Zhang Wuji arrives in the world of The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber and obtains the Super Villain System. From then on, he walks the path of corruption, becoming an erratic, lawless demon who sweeps through the world of The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber and countless other martial arts worlds, leaving every major faction trembling in fear. Yang Xiao: “Young hero, please stop beating me. I'll gladly give up the position of Ming Cult leader.” Abbess Miejue: “Zhiruo, that fellow is a demonic culti 5.3kReads6.5Score67614d adds
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Unbelievable: Turning a Bathroom into a One-Bedroom Apartment 离谱，卫生间爆改一居室
[Comedy] [Lighthearted] [Landlord] [Daily life] [Leisure] [No romance] After arriving in another world, Chu He awakens the Strongest Rental System. As long as he rents out a place, he gets rewards? Easy! Chu He: ??? Nobody told me the houses would be this bizarre. Well, there’s nothing wrong with finding a different way, right? Soon, videos of his rentals go viral on short-video platforms, and the comments section gets stranger by the day. Chu He reads the comments and laughs his head off! [Take
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Demon Brat Police Assistant: One Disaster a Day Drives the Chief Crazy 魔丸辅警：一天一祸逼疯所长
(The rating just came out, so it’ll go up.) Ye Xiaofan, born after 2005, is kicked out by his parents to find an internship during summer vacation. After persistently pleading, he gets a job as an auxiliary police officer through his cousin Ye Zhiyuan, a deputy station chief. His first day on the job: He helps a delivery guy drop off an order, causing a traffic jam stretching three li. He joins an influencer’s livestream promoting traffic safety, and an electric bike spontaneously combusts, bloc
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- 970 You Were Supposed to Tame Beasts, So Why Is Grey Wolf Building a Mecha by Hand? 让你御兽，你叫灰太狼手搓机甲？ The age of universal beast taming arrives, and the rules of the world are turned upside down. Horror and treasure coexist! Danger and opportunity go hand in hand! Qin Mo transmigrates into this world, only to find that his first summoned creature is the Big Bad Wolf?! While everyone else thinks the Big Bad Wolf is just a mongrel, Qin Mo is already cataloguing the wolf’s different forms in his mind. Genius Form, Lightning Form, Superpower Form, Invincible Steel Armor Form… Building a mecha by ha 6.8kReads8.5Score82814d adds
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Using Secret Identities in the Cultivation World 在修仙界开马甲
Zou An has no idea how he ended up in the world of immortal cultivation, but he awakened the [Innate Divine Ability: Enhancement]. His ability can enhance anything based on his understanding of it. It can turn [Four Spiritual Roots] into [the Power of the Four Elements], and transform [Artifact Refining] into a version of [Knights Don't Die with Bare Hands]. With this fortuitous opportunity, immortality is within reach. Zou An had planned to keep his head down and cultivate cautiously, but... hi
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- 972 A Book About Playing with People 嬉戏人的一本书 My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 52Reads6.3Score11014d adds
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Godcrafted: Cultivating Through Physics? I Made the Villain Weep 神创：物理修仙？反派被我滋哭了
“Whoosh!” Beichen's figure vanished from the giant wolf's back. The next instant, he appeared hundreds of meters away, yet his hand still clutched the steel cable looped around the wolf's neck! The moment Beichen teleported, the high-strength cable was forcibly stretched across hundreds of meters. The terrifying kinetic energy produced by the teleportation, combined with the tremendous stress of the cable being instantly stretched to its limit, created a bizarre miracle of physics. “Awooo?!
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A Nice Guy, Just a Bit of a Sneaky Bastard 人挺好，就是有点老六
[Spiritual Qi Revival] [Lighthearted comedy] [System] [Master of dirty tricks] “What can you learn from those poor students? Do you even know what Sima Yi's family does? They've got five hundred cows at home.” “Oh.” “Each one costs twenty thousand. Guess how much money his family has.” “...A hundred thousand?” “Guess again.” “One hundred and ten thousand?” “I swear... Ah!” [Mission complete. Hurry up and run!] The author may not have had much experience at first, so the story is a little confusi
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Pregnant with Twins Blessed by a Spirit Spring! The Cold-Faced Officer Spoils Her to No End! 怀灵泉双胎！冷面军官宠她入骨！
[Cool military officer + alluring beauty] (Multiple transmigrators + daily life with the army + married first, love later + raising kids and pregnancy + devoted to each other) [She opens her eyes to a whirlwind marriage and a child.] When Jiang Nian opens her eyes, she finds herself in the 1970s story her roommate wrote, as a busty, airheaded supporting character with a tragic fate, and a cute little daughter to boot. After she runs away and gets caught again, she finds herself standing beside h
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- 976 The System Is Born Rebellious, and Its Created Demonic Arts Are Too Deranged 系统天生反骨，创的魔功过于鬼畜 [Eight years old + mortal body + heaven-defying comprehension + hilarious and ridiculous + creating bizarre cultivation techniques + unorthodox demonic arts + multiple heroines] Also known as The Bizarre Chronicles of Abnormal Humans and My Disciples Are Getting Less and Less Human The demonic path flourishes while the righteous path declines. Ye Xiaoyao transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes the young patriarch of the righteous Tai Xuan Holy Land. He has heaven-defying comprehension, bu 7kReads9.0Score71914d adds
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Xiaotian Dog: Master, I Defied Your Orders Again 哮天犬：主人，我又抗旨了
He transmigrates into the Howling Celestial Dog? Starting with wreaking havoc in Journey to the West, everyone else is busy slaying demons, while the Howling Celestial Dog is busy building a harem. “Rules? I'm the one who makes the rules!” [Ding! You've defied the Heavenly Dao's laws and broken free of the Three Realms' constraints!] From then on, the Three Realms have one more lawless dog. Lady Nuwa: “Did that dog peep at me while I was bathing?” Chang'e: “He says he wants to elope with me?” Th
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- 978 I Transmigrated into a Book Set in the 1970s, Married the Wildest Tough Guy, and Came Out on Top 穿书七零闪婚最野糙汉后我赢麻了 [One-on-One Romance + Period Setting + Rugged Hero + Sweet Romance + Transmigrate into a Book + 1970s + Male Lead Is Love-Struck + Raising Kids] When she opened her eyes, a man who seemed made for her was right in front of her. Ruan Niannian thought her mother had arranged everything, and hurriedly promised she would take responsibility... Once she came to her senses, she realized she had transmigrated into a novel set in the 1970s that she had read. She had become the love-struck supporting fem 46.8kReads9.4Score5.6k14d adds
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This Assassin Is Too Cautious 这个杀手太稳了
“Master! Master! Our target this time is a beggar!” Zhang San replied coolly, “So what?” “Since he’s a beggar, let’s get to it!” Zhang San took a measured look at the beggar in the street, then turned and walked away. “Master, what’s wrong?” Zhang San said earnestly, “Xiao Er, don’t you think it’s suspicious that someone would pay to have a beggar killed?” His apprentice asked in shock, “Master, are we going to...?” Zhang San nodded calmly. The next moment, his apprentice clung to Zhang San’s le
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Great Tang: Little Brother, Bet You Didn’t Know I’m the Emperor! 大唐：贤弟没想到吧，我是皇帝！
Su Chen wakes up one morning, and his System awakens! He can travel back and forth between the Tang Dynasty and the modern world! In the Tang Dynasty, Su Chen befriends an old pal, Old Li, and the two become close despite their age difference! Old Li: “What are these potatoes? You can harvest thirty dan per mu?” Old Li: “Why is this erguotou so strong?” Old Li: “Dear brother, how can this electric scooter be faster than my prized black steed?” One day, Su Chen gives Old Li a globe! From then on,
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- 981 A Book of Drawing Curtains 抽布摇帘的一本书 A new work is out! You can find it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support gives me the motivation to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 1.1kReads8.3Score10014d adds
- 982 A Monk of Your Rank Has No Right to Seek the Scriptures Yet 你这个级别的僧人，还没权利取经 [Officialdom and Journey to the West + cultivation through construction work + In the Name of the People (Immortal Edition) + wild imagination] I transmigrated to the cultivation world. After ascending, I became a grunt in the Heavenly Court's Infrastructure Department. After three thousand years, I finally worked my way up to project manager, in charge of the South Heavenly Gate expansion project. The day before the final inspection, I was stuffing “local specialties” into an envelope. A constr 171.7kReads9.4Score18.6k14d adds
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Journey to the West: After the Gods Returned from Studying in the Modern World 西游：众神圣自现代留学回来后
After graduation season, Jiang Liu transmigrated. The strongest Tang Monk System: ready to slaughter his way through Journey to the West? Then let’s do it! And then... General Yin: Lao Jiang, I’ve missed you so much! Yang Jian: Lao Jiang, you’re Tang Monk, for crying out loud! Sun Wukong: Let me out first! The Jade Emperor: Hey, Old Zhao, how about we kill Mahavairocana for fun? Zhao Gongming: Why don’t you go do it yourself? At Mount Lingshan... The Buddha: Oh my goodness... Stop, classmate
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- 984 A Lovely Military Wife and a Rugged Soldier: One Wrong Step on the Army Journey in the Eighties 军嫂俏！军爷糙！八零随军闪了腰 [Sweet, Charming Wife + Abstinent Officer] (Fictional Military Marriage + Married First, Fell in Love Later + Life in the Military Camp + Spatial System + Adorable Baby) Jiang Ning's arrival in the 1980s gets off to a wild start. The moment she opens her eyes, she's face-to-face with a burly soldier sporting an eight-pack, and nearly gets caught in bed with him. She makes a snap decision and binds herself to the man... “Comrade, what's done is done. Why don't we get married?” “Comrade, let's go 15kReads9.0Score1.7k14d adds
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Mecha Girl Era: All My Mecha Girls Are World-Class 机娘纪元：我的机娘都是世界级
[Mecha Girls] + [Racing] + [Sweet Romance and Growth] + [Tomato’s only top-tier star racing novel] Once highly sought after by racing clubs, the top mecha girl is now ignored by everyone at the scrapyard. No one is willing to bond with her, even if she offers herself for free. She’s an “assassin race car” with unbeatable acceleration but terrible handling. Su Nian, a top racing driver from Earth, had hoped to make his mark in a world where racing technology lagged behind and success depended ent
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- 986 Hey, Wonderful World! 嘿，美好的世界！ [Western fantasy, told in a style similar to Japanese fantasy light novels] [A lighthearted tone] Mr. Chu Nan’s life changed that day. It was a journey across worlds, so sudden that there was no time to prepare. Close your eyes, open them, and the wonderful adventure you wished for is right before you! ...Or so it should have been. It’s a world of swords and magic, but I have no sword and no magic yet! Where are the golden finger and the System that are practically required for a protagonis 283Reads9.1Score—14d adds
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I Became a Wealthy Family's Stepmother and Went Viral on a Parenting Reality Show 穿成豪门后妈上娃综爆红了
[Showbiz + One-on-One Sweet Romance + Celebrity Parenting Show + Big Imagination + Monsters] Song Qianqian failed to ascend to immortality. When she opened her eyes, she found herself inside a wealthy-family romance novel as the wicked stepmother. In the book, the original owner was forced to marry an ugly, disabled villainous tycoon. She took out her resentment on her stepson, and after causing his death, fled in her car and died in an accident. Song Qianqian: “...” She didn’t get it. What was
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- 988 Journey to the West: Are You Here to Make Us Laugh? 西游：你是来搞笑的吧 [Comedy] [Not Historically Accurate] Wu Chen transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West, becoming a disciple Tang Sanzang brings along from Chang’an and joining the pilgrimage. Fortunately, he has a System to back him up. Each time they overcome a trial, he can draw a rule-based skill. He can either use or cultivate it. Using it grants the strongest version of the rule-based skill, while cultivating it teaches him how to master that skill. Rule-based skill drawn for the first trial: Sai 25.8kReads7.7Score2.1k14d adds
- 989 Military Marriage Bliss: I Flirt with a Soldier in the 1970s 军婚娇宠：我在七零与兵王互撩 [Period Setting + Military Marriage + Sweet Romance + Devoted Couple] Mu Jing'an married Song Qingning because his mother told him, “Song Qingning, the girl across the bridge, is your betrothed. You have to take responsibility for her.” Song Qingning married Mu Jing'an because the wife of the company commander who had rescued her told her, “My son is tall, a little dim, earns a good salary, and is an officer. If you don't mind, take him off my hands.” Both thought a marriage without love would 24.3kReads9.4Score2.8k14d adds
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Catgirl System, Please Stop Me from Slacking Off! 猫娘系统，请不要阻止我摆烂了！
[Write whatever comes to mind in my dreams + goofy comedy + lighthearted laughs + System + showbiz] [Not a modern high-martial-arts story. The tag was added by the System, so stay away if you dislike it.] Jiang Bailang never imagined that he would choke to death while eating a mixed rice bowl at home! As if choking to death wasn't enough, he was reborn and transmigrated to Blue Star! As if being reborn and transmigrating weren't enough, he awakened a catgirl System that wouldn't let him slack of
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- 991 The Book Transmigrator Gets a Waist-Hugging Flirt from the Army's Toughest Man 穿书女配被全军第一硬汉搂腰撩 Jian Yuelan had transmigrated into a book years ago, but the plot only kicked in after she followed the army to an island! Good news: sweet romance and a happy ending. Bad news: she and the second male lead were killed off early. A sweet, doting marriage in the 1970s? That’s all complete bullshit! Every character was just there to pave the way for the male and female leads to ascend! With no plot to follow, Jian Yuelan created her own, racking her brains to change her fate. Fortunately, her man 12.2kReads9.3Score84914d adds
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Livestream: From the Start, One Sentence Makes the School Beauty Cry 直播：开局一句话气哭校花
[Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz
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The Ultimate Counselor System: Saving Fragile College Students 最强辅导员系统，拯救脆皮大学生
[Hilarious + Meme-Filled + Livestreaming + Fragile College Students + Iron-Fisted Counselors + One Heroine!] P.S. If you think this book is to your taste, please leave it a five-star review! Many thanks! Iron-fisted counselors are rare, but fragile college students keep appearing year after year! Whoever said being a college counselor was easy must be an idiot. My life as a counselor is more exciting than an agent's, with me walking the knife's edge on campus! Yang Yu, a rich second-generation h
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After the Baby Reads Minds, the Tyrant Catches the Man Pretending to Be the Empress Dowager 崽被读心后，暴君黑脸抓出男太后
[Everyone Hears Her Thoughts and Gossips Together + Beloved by the Entire Court + Adorable Baby + Silly, Lighthearted Wish Fulfillment] She transmigrates into a book. The lucky part is that she has a System, and the mission rewards are fantastic. The unlucky part is that this is a prank System. Which emperor would willingly get stuck with needles? Which court official would willingly wear women's clothes? Which prince would willingly roll around in a mud pit? Even worse, she transmigrates into t
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Virtual Reality: This NPC Isn't Exactly Proper 虚拟现实：这个NPC不是太正经
[Online Game Transmigration + Virtual Reality + Real World + StarCraft + Greatswords and Cannons + Comedy + No Heroines + Goofball + Survivalist Style + Sneaky Player + System? + Urban? ...] Zhang Erdan loves money. He's a crooked merchant, a stand-up comedian, a goofball, and a shameless scoundrel, with a sense of justice... though not much of one! “I've transmigrated! Who am I supposed to act proper for?” The seniors who were reborn or transmigrated all ended up in ancient times, surrounded by
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Villain: Flip the Table, I'm Done Playing! 反派：掀桌子，不玩了！
[Comedy, Transmigrator Mindset, Villain, Plot, The Fun Starts After He Leaves the Sect at 25. Skip the Early Chapters If You Don't Like Them. Thanks for Your Support!] From the start, he transmigrates into a book and learns that he's the villain. Sure enough, a System appears too. So what? Whoever wants to be the villain can do it. I'm not playing that role. But even if he becomes an exemplary senior brother, the Heavenly Dao still tries to force the plot back on track! The Chosen One brings
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System, I’m Done Playing: How About It? 系统我不玩了：行不行
Chu Sheng wept bitterly. "System, are you telling me to go to the System World and get myself killed? I only just became a live-in son-in-law! That old witch really won't let me go." "I'm only twenty-six, and you're insulting me like that? I'll make sure you die the moment you enter this Central World. Even if you don't die, you'll live in fear, constantly on edge! Go on, keep insulting me." Luo Xian's beautiful face was covered in frost... What good is it... to bow to people, kneel before heave
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What? My Master Put "Cultivation Furnace" as My Contact Name 惊了，师尊给我的备注居然是炉鼎
[Lighthearted, hilarious, everyday antics, shamelessly cheeky, perfect for killing time. Just enjoy the power trip!] An accident sent Su Hua to the Immortal Spirit Realm, where he became a disciple of the Tianshui Sect. One day, he suddenly noticed golden labels glowing above many people's heads. After looking into it, he discovered that the labels were what other people secretly thought of him. Senior Sister Lin's label for him was [Want to kiss him]. Senior Brother Li's was [Scapegoat]. His be
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The Carefree Heir: Being a Hero Is Way More Fun Than Being Emperor 摆烂世子，当皇帝哪有当大侠爽
No System The laziest idle young lord in the capital lets something slip while drunk, and his careless remark is taken as a brilliant strategy for governing the country. For a young man whose heart belongs to the martial world, it’s like being struck by lightning. “What? You want me to become the Crown Prince’s heir? Grandfather must be out of his mind.” “Don’t make me turn morning court into a dueling stage and use the Imperial Seal as the prize!” “The martial world is waiting for me, clamoring
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- 1000 The Outcast: Has a Sword Immortal Appeared at the Celestial Master Mansion? 一人之下：天师府出了个道剑仙？ [The Outcast fan fiction]+ [Twelve Talismans]+ [Incredible Talent]+ [Young Old Celestial Master]+ [Not Collecting the Eight Extraordinary Skills] My grandfather was a traitor, my grandmother had worked as a translator for the Japanese, my eldest uncle was a bandit, my mother was a mafia heiress, and my father was a notorious member of the Fullness Sect. Faced with a family background bad enough to get us all executed, Zhang Ziliang, whose soul had transmigrated into the world of The Outcast, bol 10.9kReads7.0Score70214d adds
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