
The First Rule of Pill Refining: If You Care About Your Face, Don't Light the Furnace
丹修守则第一条:要脸那就别开炉
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- 1.0M Words
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- Eastern Fantasy
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- Fantasy High-Concept
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- 5mo ago
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A Finished Novel Rated 9+ With One Female Lead and an Overpowered Hero, That Gets Better the More You Read
The Pinnacle of Xuanhuan Cultivation
Highly recommend these invincible fantasy cultivation novels. Reading them three times is just the beginning!!!
A Shameless, Outrageous Protagonist in a Hilarious, Absurd Story
Looking for Something Hilarious, Absolutely Hilarious, the Funniest Thing Ever, So Funny It Keeps Me Up at Night
Looking for something hilarious, absolutely hilarious. Ideally, it'll keep me up all night.
A Genius Young Cultivator With a Cold Personality and No Romance
I want books similar to Floating Sky Does Not Fall.
Any Really Absurd Books? The More Absurd, the Better
I don't care about morals or values anymore. The more outrageous, the better. Don't worry about my eyes or mental health, I'm just looking for something bizarre.
A Protagonist Who Pulls All Kinds of Hilarious Stunts
Suddenly I Discovered the Fun of Male Videos ヾ(●´∇`●)ノ~
Male-oriented fiction, a major author's work. I recently read Slay the Gods and Great Strength and suddenly discovered the appeal of male-oriented fiction. Please recommend lots of books!
A Shameless, Rotten Main Character Who Tricks Everyone and Makes You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts!
Cultivation Novels Where the Protagonist Is an Alchemist, Whether a Rogue Cultivator, Sect, or Clan Member
Male-oriented Urban Power Fantasies with a System and a Protagonist Full of Secret Identities.
I really want a modern-day male-oriented novel with a System, something easy to read where the secret identities are all provided by the System and the protagonist gets to show off like crazy. Please, someone recommend one! Ideally, it's complete.
Invincible Protagonists, No Romance, Nonstop Thrills, and Smart Leads Who Aren’t Goody-Two-Shoes
I'm looking for books like Fistfighting the Protagonist's Growth Squad and Stomping on the Villain's Grave Grass.
The Protagonist Is a Shameless, Scheming, Nasty Piece of Work With No Decency
No arguing, just throw punches~~
Superpowers, Academy, Global Tournament, No Female Lead, Playing the Fool to Fool the Enemy, Please!
Looking for books like *I’m F-Rank, and I’m Killing It at University!*
Amazing Urban Fantasy About Taoist Priests, Cultivation, and Supernatural Powers
Come on, come on!
Fantasy Premise: Draw Cards from a Pool of Gods, Demons, Immortals, and Ghosts, and Rewrite Tags
Looking for books like Card Mage: Starting with Fireball to Slay the Gods. A fantasy card-drawing story with a novel premise. The protagonist is reborn in a world of magic cards, awakens an ability, and alters card tags. Fireball card + split = fireballs raining from the sky; skeleton card + self-destruct = homing suicide bomb; meteor card +
Fantasy Romance, Wild Imagination, One Woman and Multiple Men, Elves, and Demons
Looking for books similar to "Moon Admiring the Dawn." In the vast cultivation world of "Moon Admiring the Dawn," Ji Yuqi and her companions each have their own charm: Mo Yu's silent devotion, Chu Chenxi's playful humor, and Yan Qichi's gentle healing presence. Together, they embark on a dangerous...
Recommendations for Promising Reads
I'm looking for books like Ashes in a Heap. The logic in this one is pretty rigorous. It's not just a brainless power fantasy historical novel about transmigrating into the past and getting a few wives. The story is really good.
Please Recommend Something More Absurd
Books for my little sister (a bit on the surreal side)
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When you update, subtle flaws will be magnified. The greenness of the pen will be criticized. When you watch twice, a little patience is born, and the drama The progress of love is paid more attention to. When you are on the third watch, the slightest praise starts to sound, dead The number collected began to decline. When you update the fifth update, readers' support will spontaneously form, like Yang's voice grew louder. When you are on the tenth watch, the great Confucian's debate on scriptures is deafening. The attitude of tolerance is implemented internally and externally. When you are 20, you will be included in the bookworm's memories Even in a long life, your name will be Leave a dazzling mark. Updates may not solve all problems, but 90% of them The above problems all come from insufficient updates.
It's pretty good-looking, if you want it to be astringent. There must be a main line (probably). The character creation is also okay. Although there are some parts that cannot be discussed in detail, the essence of this book is a funny novel. Why do you care so much about it? It's fine if you look at it happily, as long as it's not just boring jokes, bad jokes and vulgar jokes.
This book seems to be light-hearted and humorous. The author knows a lot of jokes. It is rare that the protagonist is an alchemy teacher. The protagonist's sinister blood drawing is vividly described. So far, I think it is okay. In addition, the author's update speed is not to my liking. Can it be updated ten times a day? Even the donkeys in the production team dare not rest like this [Explore][Explore][Explore][Cool]
Who in the family understands? I accidentally opened this novel about the adventures of Dan Xiu, and I was immediately fascinated by it! The protagonist was originally an ordinary boy who wanted to die but accidentally traveled to a mysterious different world. By chance, he obtained a mysterious cultivation method and embarked on a path of alchemy cultivation full of unknowns and challenges. Along the way, he encounters various legendary beasts, such as the powerful bull beast and the hydra that can spit poisonous mist. Every battle is thrilling. He also sees magical places, such as the Valley of Fantasy Time that can reverse time, and the misty forest full of obstacles, which is mysterious and exciting. The author's imagination is so amazing. The magic weapon settings are novel and unique. There are teleportation talismans that can move instantly and a celestial eye mirror that can see everything. I was dazzled by what I saw. The plot of the story is compact, the rhythm is just right, and the suspense is endless. The protagonist has grown from an ignorant boy who first entered another world to a powerful alchemist in his own right through adventure after adventure. The growth line is particularly passionate and made my heart beat wildly along with it. This novel is really a treasure. I highly recommend it to book lovers who like fantasy and adventure themes!
What a magical brain circuit, I hope I can keep it
Overall, this novel is okay. It's really funny. I've only read more than 70 chapters so far. I don't know if there are any changes later (if there are changes, it will definitely be the best). The system the protagonist gets is about teaching and then getting teaching points. But so far, I think only the first part of the plot is related to this. The rest of it is just funny but a bit out of subject, and the teaching points can be purchased in the system, but the protagonist is not used to improve his cultivation or other things. If the author sees it, can you help me answer it [laughs] (no malice), but overall the novel is still very good, I hope the author will continue to work hard! [Sending Hearts]
I think it's okay. How can I say it? I want to hear the author call me mom [laughs] [like] It's crazy that I won't be banned. But it's pretty cool.
A small amount of novels are found among a large number of memes
Interesting, bird food is interesting
It's very novel. I think the plot of Yin Yang Dan can be more detailed, you know [Thinking]