The First Rule of Pill Refining: If You Care About Your Face, Don't Light the Furnace
丹修守则第一条：要脸那就别开炉
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- 1.0M Words
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- Eastern Fantasy
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- Fantasy High-Concept
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- 12h ago
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When you update once, minor flaws are magnified, and the immaturity of your writing is criticized. When you update twice, a little patience is born, and the plot's progress is given more attention. When you update three times, small praises begin to emerge, and the number of unread readers starts to decrease.
It's pretty good; it has the right amount of eroticism. It also has a main plot (probably). The character development is decent. While there are some parts that shouldn't be scrutinized too closely, this book is essentially a comedy, so why worry about so much? Just enjoy it, as long as it's not just filled with boring, lame jokes and vulgar humor.
This book is lighthearted and humorous; the author knows a lot of inside jokes, and it's rare to find a protagonist who's a pill refiner. The description of the protagonist's cunning and blood-drawing abilities is also very vivid. So far, it's been a decent read. One more thing: the author's update speed isn't to my liking. Could they please update ten chapters a day? Even the donkeys in the production team wouldn't dare take that long! 🧐🧐🧐😎
Family, does anyone know anything about this?! I stumbled upon this novel about alchemy and adventure, and I was instantly hooked! The protagonist was originally an ordinary boy who longed for death but unexpectedly transmigrated to a mysterious other world. By chance, he obtained a mysterious cultivation method and embarked on a path of alchemy filled with unknowns and challenges.
What an amazing thought process! I hope you can keep it up.
Overall, this novel is pretty good. It's quite funny. I've only read about 70 chapters so far, so I don't know if there have been any changes later (if there have been, that would be the best). The system the protagonist gets is about teaching and gaining teaching points, but so far only the beginning of the story is related to this. Later on, it's just comedy and a bit off-topic.
I think there's another way to put it: I'd love to hear the author call her "Mom" 😄👍 It's unbelievable that it didn't get banned, but it's quite good.
A small number of novels were found among a large number of memes.
Interesting, sparrow food is interesting.
It's very novel. I think the Yin-Yang Pill plot could be a bit more detailed, you know what I mean 🤔