If You Don’t Laugh Within 30 Chapters, I’ll Eat My Words 书荒的进来，30章内你不笑算我输

1. 401 P After I Played the CEO, He Became Addicted to Me PUA霸总之后，他对我上瘾了 Splendor Fades了了繁华Modern Romance584k WordsCompleted The first time they met, Xiao Jin'an grabbed the man by the chin and accused him, "What's with the act? You only did that to get my attention, didn't you? You say I'm dirty, but I haven't complained about how slutty you are." After forcing herself on him, Xiao Jin'an dusted herself off and left, unaware that her greasy CEO-style lines had piqued his interest. When the three fish in her pond were driven away, the man shoved a bank card in front of her and asked, "Want to pick a new target? You' 892Reads8.7Score11014d adds

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   🌱🌱🌱This book is seriously hilarious! The female lead is a total goofball, the kind who can say anything that's infuriating. She's a three-timing woman, and when her fishpond gets blown up, the male lead shoves his bank card in her face, telling her to switch targets. From then on, the female lead becomes increasingly eccentric, her main goal being to kill everyone she meets anytime, anywhere. Plus, she gets along really well with her ex, they're practically brothers now. What can she do? She just wants to give every guy a home! Funny excerpt: "Devotion always ends in heartlessness, good men never meet good women. What's wrong with this world?" Xiao Jin'an deeply despises herself, then calmly puts the bank card in her pocket. "You're unlucky to have met me."

2. 402 身 Everyone Around Me Is a Liability. How Am I Supposed to Cultivate? 身边全是坑货，让我怎么修仙 Only Star in the Azure Sea苍海只星Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing “You bastard! I just won five million, and before I could even enjoy it, you blew my head off. What, you killed me and now you want to share my body? What about my money? My wife? You want it all? You son of a, ” A shameless protagonist, teammates who are a pain in the ass, unlucky enemies, and a mysterious world. Bai Jian picks up a minor character who even sabotages himself, then stages one hilarious and absurd adventure after another in a wondrous cultivation world, gradually uncovering its g 746Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Three chapters are enough. Add a bookshelf. Excerpt from Chapter 131: I was an orphan, orphaned from childhood. I was taken in by two elderly people who pitied my plight and raised me. They also had a young daughter, my childhood sweetheart, Lotus. We had meager land and a humble home, with no savings, yet my parents toiled tirelessly without complaint. Time flies, and eighteen years have passed in a flash. Though our days were hard, Lotus warmed my heart. My daughter grew into a beautiful and talented young woman, stunning all others. Lotus and I fell in love and pledged our lives to each other. One day, I encountered a cultivator who said my talent was unparalleled and wanted to take me as a disciple to pass on his teachings. One day, I attained enlightenment, astonishing the world. I had no desire for immortality, only wishing to grow old with Lotus. However, my family was poor and my parents were ill, so I had to become their disciple to repay their kindness. I gave them elixirs and miraculous medicines, and they recovered completely. I followed my master to seek immortality, and at our parting, they wept bitterly. I swear I will never forget you in this life, and return to live forever together. Reluctant to part, I grieve for our separation. The fragrant grass knows my heart. Six years have passed since we parted. I think of you every night and every day. My master saw my mortal heart stirred and ordered me to descend the mountain to face the trials of love. Returning home, I collapsed to the ground. The house was destroyed, the fields barren, all was gone. My parents were dead, their bones withered. Lotus committed suicide in the mass grave. Only then did I learn the reason. Anger rose in my heart, and evil thoughts took hold. A wealthy man, heartless and lustful, took Lotus into his household. Lotus refused, her beauty ruined. My parents, heartbroken, lost their lives. Lotus cried out to heaven, but received no answer. She followed him to the underworld. I searched for Lotus's remains that night, only to be torn apart by wolves and dogs, my heart broken. The path to immortality is severed, and I have no will to live. I vow to avenge my grievances for my beloved. Kill! ...

3. 403 动 Animals Going Home, What Does That Have to Do with Me, Their Keeper? 动物回老家，关我饲养员什么事？ Yu Ganyou鱼甘游Urban396k WordsCompleted [Raising animals + wiping out all opposition + no saintly protagonist + no female lead + wild imagination + comedy] Shen Zhuang inherits his grandfather’s zoo, which is on the verge of closing, and quickly realizes how hard it is to keep all the animals fed. With no other choice, he looks after the animals while squeezing in odd jobs whenever he can. Then one day, after training a panda as a “man-eating iron beast,” he is escorted to an interrogation room by heavily armed police officers. The cr 116Reads7.3Score—14d adds

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   😲Attention! In a super suspenseful novel, a police captain is interrogating a suspect with a furrowed brow: "Tell me honestly, how did your animals end up abroad?" The suspect's eyes darted around, and he mumbled, "I couldn't afford to keep them, so I sent them back to their hometown." The captain slammed his fist on the table: "Nonsense! What about those elephants transporting artillery shells to northern Myanmar?" The hidden story is about to unfold.

4. 404 我 I’m Pangu, and I Take Down the System from the Start 我盘古，开局反杀系统 Ye Tiandian-Xiao Er叶天殿-肖二Eastern Fantasy225k WordsCompleted Ever since the Systems started doing business in the Honghuang world, Pangu figures had become prized, rare materials for leveling up. One day, a transmigrator whose transmigration went wrong became a Pangu about to be drained of blood. A System that had bound itself to the wrong person latched onto him. Faced with a crowd of Systems, Pangu fell into deep thought... This is an abnormal Honghuang, and a bizarre story. 67Reads5.8Score—14d adds

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   Ultraman is born in the primordial world [smirk][smirk][smirk]

5. 405 高EN High Martial Arts: Infinite Clones, Starting by Stuffing an S-Rank Beast to Death 高武：无限分身，开局撑死S异兽 A Touch of Deep Blue一抹深蓝Urban2.5M WordsCompleted “We transmigrated to a world where martial strength reigns supreme and countless races stand side by side.” “There are also exotic beasts.” “Original body, you have to keep us alive. Our lives are in your hands.” “Ha! Just some exotic beasts. Watch me take them down with a sliding tackle!” “I’ll tackle them too!” “Huh? Looks like we stuffed it to death.” “Nice.” … “Could you all be quiet for a minute? My head’s about to explode.” Qin Ze looked at the countless versions of himself surrounding hi 51.1kReads9.1Score5.3k14d adds

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   They are all very funny.

6. 406 娱 Showbiz: This Delivery Guy Has Quite a Few Skills 娱乐：这个外卖小哥，技能有点多 Three Thousand Chan三千禅Urban1.2M WordsCompleted (Main story complete!) [Entertainment: music + variety shows + comedy + livestreaming + fishing + no female lead...] One performance of “Decent” brings Situ Yanran to tears, while no one can cover “Moonlight.” “Are you really a delivery guy?” Nan Ye: “As real as they come!” He joins a rural variety show and not only knows how to butcher an ox, but is also an expert fisherman. “Are you really a delivery guy?” Nan Ye: “You bet!” Netizens: “This delivery guy knows a little too much!” “Deliv 25.6kReads8.9Score1.7k14d adds

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   The first book tells the story of Li Hao, an ordinary food delivery driver struggling to make ends meet amidst the hustle and bustle of a metropolis. One day, his fate takes a sudden turn when, while delivering food to a famous celebrity, his unique voice catches the eye of the star, who invites him to sing a duet. Despite his nervousness, Li Hao delivers a melodious and captivating performance, stunning everyone present. After finishing, he smiles shyly and rushes off to deliver more food. Unexpectedly, this act makes him famous overnight. His fishing trip is equally hilarious; he catches nothing but a fishhook that snags his clothes, leaving him struggling on the bank in a pathetic state, much like a comical clown on a stage. This book is full of surprises, like twinkling stars, sure to make readers laugh out loud – a must-read! The second book is a truly laugh-out-loud tale. The male protagonist is Shen Yi, who has been asleep for many years, like a wooden sculpture. On their wedding night, with red candles flickering, the female protagonist, Su Yao, tenderly and shyly approaches him. Little did they know, Shen Yi, the cunning fellow, had already awakened, secretly delighted, yet remaining impassive. Seeing this, Su Yao's cheeks flushed crimson, filled with doubt: "How can this 'sleeping beauty' be so energetic?" For a moment, the room was filled with a mixture of sweetness and awkwardness, resembling a humorous farce, brimming with laughter. This book becomes increasingly interesting the more you read, sure to make readers laugh uncontrollably; don't miss this wonderful story!

7. 407 玄 Xuanhuan: I Auction Hongmeng Purple Qi, and the Dark Supremes Go Mad! 玄幻：拍卖鸿蒙紫气，黑暗至尊疯狂！ One Sword Slays Beasts一剑枭兽Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsCompleted [Auctions + Myriad Worlds + Behind the Scenes + Building a Faction + Ruthless] Gu Sheng transmigrated and acquired a Celestial Pavilion of Creation. Inside the Celestial Pavilion of Creation, it had every cultivation technique, divine ability, and treasure from across the Myriad Worlds. And so began an auction that would sweep across three thousand worlds! Everyone went wild! The empress of the Jiuli Dynasty: “I am an empress for the ages. This Supreme Bone is mine, and mine alone!” The Hol 351Reads6.5Score18714d adds

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   This is so damn well-written! I highly recommend everyone read it! [Smirk][thumbs up]

8. 408 我 I Have Billions of Clones, So Why Are You Making Me Mine? 我有亿万分身，你抓我去挖矿 Slightly Tipsy Every Day日日微醺Eastern Fantasy5.5M WordsOngoing [Exploding Clones + Invincibility + Playing It Safe + Master Schemer + If I Can't Beat Them, I'll Call for Backup + No Rules] My name is Fang Yun. I had just transmigrated when I ascended to the Immortal Realm. Turns out, the ascension was a trap! I became a lowly mine slave in the Immortal Realm, digging for five hundred years. Then! I awakened the Infinite Clone System in the mine. These clones not only share my cultivation level, they can also help me cultivate. Best of all, they can change t 42.5kReads9.0Score3.4k14d adds
9. 409 让 They Wanted Me to Be a Sacrificial Stepmother, but I Chose to Make My Own Way 让我当炮灰主母，我偏另谋高枝 Ji Yun霁妘Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Historical Romance / Household Intrigue / Sweet Romance / The Male Lead Is Head Over Heels] In Ruyi's Beloved Concubine, the heir apparent Xie Yunzhix is a brave and formidable warrior, always dashing across the battlefield in fine clothes, with no one able to stand against him. Sadly, he is only a supporting character. The story opens with him in a vegetative state, leaving behind three adopted sons. Xu Qingyi discovers that she has become the foil to the beloved heroine of a sweet romance. On 143.6kReads9.4Score20.6k14d adds
10. 410 沙 The Dumb System Is Busy Tripping Up Its Host, but the Host Excels at Being a Jerk 沙雕系统坑爹忙，宿主缺德最在行 Great Demon King Badu巴豆大魔王Two Male Leads488k WordsCompleted Originally titled Mad System [No Female Lead (Two Male Leads) + Lighthearted Comedy + Fast and Slow Transmigration + Everyone’s a Goofball + Subverting Expectations] Other people find a System and are about to reach the pinnacle of life. Yuan Fen finds a System and nearly goes insane. Yuan Fen: “I’m completely straight!” Handsome men: “Yuan Fen, don’t come any closer...” Wait... why is this getting so indecent? Watch as the shameless scoundrel Yuan Fen proves that you have to be crazy to survive 548Reads8.5Score10114d adds

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    This is hilarious! The whole cast is so silly and unconventional, you'll be a pig if you don't laugh! [Laughing][Laughing][Laughing][Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up]

11. 411 职 The Twelve Volumes of the Professional Rankings, and My Name Is in Every One 职业天榜十二卷，卷卷有爷名 Six Great Sixes六大六子Sports1.8M WordsCompleted [Full-cast audiobook now available|Class change + clones + no female lead + nonstop laughs + mastermind behind the scenes + explosive plot] Song Gua transmigrated with a whole bunch of fun-loving clones. This was a world where everyone changed classes. Song Gua became a Bondbearer who could borrow power, while his clones took on all kinds of different classes, with every variety imaginable. Their numbers kept growing, and every last one was talented and charming. Under Song Gua’s brilliant l 47.9kReads9.3Score6.4k14d adds

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12. 412 我 I’m a Master Procrastinator, and My Crazy Antics Stun Rich Beauties 我，摸鱼达人，骚操作惊呆白富美 Xi Dou汐豆Urban2.8M WordsCompleted Qin Xun, a university student doing an internship, joins a newly founded marketing company and becomes a proud assistant planner. On his first day, he binds to a slacking-off System. As long as he goofs off at work, he can accumulate slacking points and earn rewards. Just as he’s making the most of his time slacking away in an unnoticed corner of the office, all while sporting the title of Outstanding Employee, a cool, aloof new female colleague is assigned to sit beside him by the HR manager. “ 40.8kReads8.5Score4.1k14d adds
13. 413 让 I Told You to Pan for Gold! Do You Even Know What That Means? Why Are You Hauling It Away by Car? 让你淘金，淘金懂吗！你用车拉？ Reckless Fury肆意狂澜Urban1.5M WordsCompleted A financial crisis sent wages plummeting, and newly graduated students fought tooth and nail for jobs paying just 1,200 yuan. Fresh graduate Chen Feng couldn’t take the disappointment. He stayed home, hanging around doing nothing, smoking and drinking every day. Luckily, he awakened the Gold Prospector System. With a metal detect 19.5kReads9.0Score1.5k14d adds
14. 414 你 You're a Traffic Cop. Is It Appropriate to Take a Homicide Case? 你一个交警，抢刑侦的案子合适吗 Years Flow Like Water似水留年Urban2.5M WordsCompleted He transmigrated to a parallel world and became a graduate of the police academy. When Xu Lin received his job assignment, he was completely bewildered. He had graduated top of his class with perfect marks in criminal investigation, and was about to become a criminal investigator. So why had they assigned him to the traffic police? What was that supposed to mean? They wouldn’t let him work criminal investigations? Fine. A traffic cop could take on criminal investigations, too. On his first day a 94.5kReads9.3Score10.5k14d adds
15. 415 开 My Senior Sister Forced Me to Show Myself from the Start, Then Got So Scared She Cried 开局师姐逼我现身，然后被吓哭 Waves Rise Without Wind无风起浪Eastern Fantasy698k WordsCompleted [The most absurd and cruel novel ever written. If you find it disturbing, stop reading! Remember: this is an absurd comedy!] [I have a wild imagination, so please bear with me!] Jiang Li is so handsome he has no friends, so why does he make the sect’s holy maiden burst into tears the moment they meet? His cultivation is weak, so why does every powerful big shot drop to their knees and beg him for mercy at first sight? It all began the moment he fell into a cesspit... [No blurb, no matter how awe 13Reads5.9Score—14d adds

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    If I don't laugh or curse within ten chapters, I'll eat my hat! [Thinking]

16. 416 就 You Didn't Want to Come Home Empty-Handed, So You Fished Up a Mecha? 就为不空军，你把机甲钓上来了？ Wandering Moon流浪者月Urban307k WordsCompleted Yu Manzai transmigrates to a parallel world and gets a god-tier fishing System. He's competing in a fishing livestream contest where the most popular contestant wins a cash prize. Yu Manzai is delighted. “I'm taking that prize money! With the System on my side, how could I lose?” Fishing, Day 1. Sunny. [Chummed the water for a week and got nothing. An old lady washed her rag and scooped up ten jin of silver carp and bighead carp. Mood: slightly crushed.] Fishing, Day 2. Sunny. [Catch: 1 traitor. 220Reads8.6Score—14d adds

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    Story Synopsis: Character Traits: Main Character Relationships: Genre: Comedy

17. 417 让 We Asked You to Hike Around the World, Not Catch People and Shake Them Down 让你徒步环球，没让你抓人薅羊毛 Update Beast爆更兽Urban2.4M WordsCompleted The comic adaptation under the same title is now online: They Said We’d Hike Around the World, So Why Am I Going Hungry Nine Times in Three Days? [Wilderness survival + crime-catching + comedy + sly tricks + action-packed + no female lead?] From the start, after transmigrating, Su Mo discovers he is taking part in a show called Hike Around the World. The rules: All expenses along the way must be earned legally by the contestant himself. He thought it would be a miserable competition of sleeping 6.2kReads9.3Score1.3k14d adds
18. 418 恋 Dating Show: I Became a Top-Tier Star by Being Shameless 恋综：缺德的我成为了顶流 Feng Qian Eats Sweet Potatoes风浅吃地瓜Urban1.4M WordsCompleted The short drama adapted from this novel, Dating Show Oddball: The Top-Tier Star Can't Take It Anymore, is now streaming on Tomato! [Absurd comedy] + [Dating Show] + [Ten years of driving experience] Chen Su joined a Dating Show. He thought the director had chosen him for his looks, but it turned out to be because he was weird. From the moment he agreed to join, the whole show descended into chaos. # Guests write down their names to be assigned to teams. The female guest blushes and stammers, "Wh 16.5kReads8.7Score1.2k14d adds
19. 419 我 I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星，搞点副业很合理吧？ My Meat Is Really Tasty我肉真好吃Urban2.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 71.1kReads9.2Score6.2k14d adds
20. 420 刚 I Just Awakened, So Is It Really Okay to Pin a Ghost Queen Against the Wall? 刚觉醒，壁咚个女鬼王很合理吧？ Ten Thousand Miles of Blue Skies青云万里Urban335k WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + choice-based System + comedy + domain + unlucky protagonist] The myriad races invade Earth, and humanity is in danger! From the start, the young Fang Yi awakens the strongest S-rank Qingming talent, drawing countless ghosts to pay homage! Ding! Good-for-Nothing Support System quest issued. Choice 1: Crawl out of the classroom and shout for help. Reward: +1 favorability with a hidden expert! Choice 2: Introduce your sworn brother Dachun to the Ghost King. Reward: cultivati 35Reads7.6Score—14d adds

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    Very awesome!

21. 421 挑 Take on the Impossible, Win a Ten-Billion Prize 挑战不可能，赢取百亿奖励 Invincible Under Heaven天下无敌Urban290k WordsCompleted [The greatest anti-trope novel, bar none. Nothing but five-star reviews. Veteran readers can dive right in.] Why was the War God's daughter's doghouse stolen? Why was the live-in son-in-law holding a footbath and weeping into his hands? Why couldn't the medical immortal perform in bed, despite having a harem full of women? Who stole the sign-in lottery System? Why does enlightenment keep crashing? Why is the good-for-nothing always hanging out with a pig? The monsters outside are only level 0.1, 93Reads8.7Score—14d adds
22. 422 提EN Logged In Early! How Can I Lose After Rebirth? 提前登录！重生的我怎么输？ Little Belly Fish肚肚鱼Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Character build] [Health bar] [Horrors] [Martial artists] [Sequence] In 2035, a fully immersive game called Dark Realm hit the market and instantly took the world by storm. But a year later, the game descended into reality. Flesh-eating horrors, murderous foreign races, and paranormal Ascendants brought about the apocalypse and drove humanity to extinction. Zhang Qing is reborn two years earlier and is shocked to discover that his headset has returned with him. So he logs in ahead of time! Rebo 100.6kReads9.2Score10.3k14d adds
23. 423 生 Survival Challenge: I, the Sanhe Slacker, Volunteer for the Mission 生存挑战：我，三和大神申请出战 Watching the Sea, Clouds Far Away观海雲远Urban734k WordsCompleted Lin Mo transmigrates to a parallel world. His previous self was one of the Sanhe freeloaders, but after seizing the chance to join the major reality show Survival Challenge, he unexpectedly becomes bound to a god-tier Survival System. Contestant A: “Two yuan for a bottle of mineral water? That hurts.” Lin Mo: “Mm, this year’s new tea is quite nice, fragrant and full-bodied, with a delightful lingering taste.” Contestant B: “I’m out of money for food. I’m taking on the challenge of going three da 2.2kReads6.8Score17214d adds
24. 424 神 The Age of Divine Pets: I Have a Dragon Clan Editor 神宠时代：我有一个龙族编辑器 The Old Heavenly Master Is Here老天师在此Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Lin Bei transmigrated to another world where magical beasts ran rampant and anyone could tame one to become a beast tamer. From the start, he was bound to a Dragon Clan Editor System that gave him a young dragon and other rewards for free every week. He could fuse all kinds of materials with dragonkind to create even more powerful dragons! [Eastern Young Dragon]+ [Angel Wings]+ [Flame Core]= [Crimson Flame Angel Dragon]!! [Western Dragon]+ [Demon-Slaying Sword]+ [Sage’s Eye]= [Demon-Annihilating 7.6kReads8.9Score3.8k14d adds
25. 425 大 Great Qin: Four Brothers Build an Empire Where the Sun Never Sets 大秦：四兄弟打造日不落 The Night Demon's Slaughter夜魔的杀戮Historical1.1M WordsCompleted Ying Ying, Li You, Wu Hao, and Shen Qiu had been roommates and brothers for all four years of college. As they parted ways after graduation, the four of them got blackout drunk and their souls transmigrated to the Qin Dynasty. The eldest, Wu Hao, transmigrated into a low-ranking soldier in the Qin army and gained a golden finger: a Battle Merit System. Battle Merit Points could be used to purchase generals, strategists, elite troops, weapon blueprints, and more! The second, Li You, transmigrated 75Reads9.1Score—14d adds
26. 426 替 You Want Me to Choose for the Protagonist? Then I Won't Hold Back! 替主角做选择？那我不客气了！ Keep It Up Every Day天天加油Eastern Fantasy807k WordsCompleted [Power Fantasy] [Fresh Premise] [Funny and Lighthearted] [Fast Leveling] [Multiple Heroines] Lin Sheng transmigrates into a fantasy novel as the major villain in the first half of the story. Luckily, he awakens the “Protagonist Life Choices” System! Whenever a chosen protagonist triggers a life event, Lin Sheng gets to make the choice for them! [You’re about to play the hero and rescue a beauty, but a gang of thugs threatens you. Enraged, you decide to, ] [A: Charge in recklessly and fight them! 42.1kReads8.3Score5.6k14d adds
27. 427 众 All Sheep, Rise and Welcome the Return of Heavenly Emperor Lazy Sheep 众羊修起立，恭迎懒羊羊天帝回归 Henan Fire God河南火神Anime Fanfiction118k WordsOngoing [Absurd + Hilarious + Wacky + Summoning!] Who in this world dares claim to be invincible? Of course, it’s me, Lazy Goat, the Lazy Heavenly Emperor! That day, the wolf clan invaded the village under the leadership of the peerless Great Emperor, Big Big Wolf. Lazy Goat, invincible in this world, made a powerful entrance. Together with Dragon King Red Wolf, he defeated Big Big Wolf and his wife. “At the peak of the Immortal Realm, I reign above all. With me, Lazy Emperor, the heavens exist!” That d 26Reads5.7Score—14d adds

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    Story Summary: Very Not Bad

28. 428 召 Summoner: I Have a Million Traits and Ascend to Godhood 召唤师：我有词条百万，登临神阶 Dugu Qiudao独孤秋刀Urban386k WordsCompleted [Comedy power fantasy + transmigrate + urban high martial arts] People transmigrate every year, and this year it happened to me. Lucky guy Zhang Yang transmigrates to a high martial arts world and awakens the hidden talent [Word King], which lets him create entries or pick them up from other people! You need connections to make it in this world? What will you do when I bring out [My Father Zhang Erhe (Martial Saint)]? Or what if I upgrade it to [My Father Zhang Dapao (Martial God)]? What will yo 903Reads8.8Score11814d adds
29. 429 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 13.1kReads9.1Score1.4k14d adds

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    You absolutely MUST read the first book, you absolutely MUST read it! I'm the kind of person who suffers from extreme reading slump. I've read a lot of novels, but lately there haven't been any good ones. I found this novel a couple of days ago and it's so good! At first, I thought the theme was fresh and funny, but now I realize it's really good. I feel like I could read thousands more and thousands more and still not have enough! For the second book, I wanted to find something similar. I searched seven or eight apps and even searched for a month or two without success. It's a really good villain role-playing story. Why didn't I read it after that? I only read about chapter 500 before stopping. Seriously, I'm so frustrated! Did someone else read it? I don't even know what happened next. Some chapters were read, some weren't, and I got so annoyed that I just stopped reading. The third book is about time travel to a young man's world. It's relatively readable! For someone suffering from a reading slump, it's not bad. But for someone just starting out, forget it. What's the use of good writing or a fresh theme if you're suffering from a reading slump? What you need is something readable that's enjoyable to read.

30. 430 全 Global Dungeons, Choose Your Own Cheat, Nuclear Bomb from the Start 全球副本，自选外挂，开局核弹 Immortal Emperor Lover爱吃仙帝Urban685k WordsCompleted [Invincible + Steamrolling Everything + Power-Ups All the Way + Dungeons] Apocalypses, the supernatural, bizarre horrors... Dungeons become the main world when you transmigrate into them. While you challenge dungeons, I pick my own cheat powers: In a zombie dungeon, I carpet-bomb the place with nukes; In a school haunted by evil spirits, I unleash the mighty Great Dragon and smash through the dungeon’s barriers; In a city haunted by evil spirits, I steamroll the entire ghost town and enslave the 5.2kReads8.4Score32014d adds
31. 431 惊 A Horror Invasion? Aren’t They All My Minions? 惊悚入侵？这不全是我小弟吗 What's the Deal?怎么事儿Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Horror world + underlings + goofy comedy + hilarious + powerful big shot] (The Horror World wishes you an early death and a quick rebirth. If you don't die, you'll go crazy.) You might not believe this, but while everyone else was struggling desperately in the Horror World, trying to find a sliver of hope for survival, I had already taken control of every shady deal in the Horror World. The Horror World's supernatural alliance. "I'm reporting Chen Qishi by my real name!" Chen Qi, seated at the 101kReads9.2Score9.3k14d adds

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    [Already interested][Already interested] While other players were trembling in the haunted house, he was holding the hand of the senior in red and reciting "My District Chief Father" with deep emotion; when everyone was being chased by the Slit-Mouthed Woman, he pulled out a chainsaw and transformed into a Texas Madman, and even said with conviction, "Your slits are not artistic enough."

32. 432 颠 Turning the World Upside Down: Playing the Villain from the Start 颠覆全球：开局扮演反派大佬 Blazing Heavenly Inquiry炽生天问Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted Shen Yan transmigrates to a parallel world. As soon as he arrives, he falls into a strange dimension. Everyone who falls in here is slaughtered by alien creatures, dying in despair! Luckily, at this moment, Shen Yan obtains the Super Big Shot Role-Playing System. “Ding! Randomly drawing a big shot template. Big Shot Role-Playing Mode activated. The closer you are to the character, the more abilities you can unlock.” Make people believe the character is real, and you’ll earn Subversion Points. Th 22.1kReads9.4Score2.2k14d adds
33. 433 西 The Great Celestial Demolition Crew 西拆记：天庭最牛拆迁别动队 Eastern Yi Wine Drinker东夷酒客Eastern Fantasy826k WordsCompleted The westbound civil service exam squad is here! I’m getting a government job along the Journey to the West! The Tightening Spell means: “A secure position, permanent status, and a raise!” Master Three Demolitions, Sun Wukong the Demolisher, Zhu Bajie the Demolition Expert, Sha Wujing the Demolitionist, plus a big dog that specializes in biting people below the belt, form Heaven’s mightiest demolition squad. They mark out circles in the Hall of Miraculous Heaven and write “Demolish” along the wes 9Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I want to go to the Ninth Heaven, draw a circle in the Jade Emperor's Lingxiao Palace, write the word "Demolish" on it, and demolish it to my heart's content, and then write "I, the Monkey King, have arrived to demolish!"

34. 434 好 One Point of Affection Per Second? How Is It My Fault the Dungeon Broke? 好感一秒加一点？副本崩了能怪我？ Cola Curry Rice可乐咖喱饭Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Lin Bei is chosen by a horror game and becomes a professional challenger, tasked with trying out different jobs. A hearse driver, a dorm supervisor at a girls’ high school, a street sanitation worker, a late-night food stall chef... Every job is dangerous, and the slightest mistake could cost him his life. Fortunately, his God-Tier Favorability System activates, allowing him to raise the favorability of any chosen anomaly without limit. At a rate of one point per second! [Confirm raising the Aby 943Reads7.1Score14314d adds
35. 435 综 Film and TV Crossover: Choices Begin with A Little Reunion 综影：从少年派开始选择 Cold Beneath the Flowing Light流光下的寒冷Male-Channel Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted Crossover Screen Worlds: A Love for Separation (High School) + My Classmate from Far Away (College) + Love Apartment (Working Life) (The protagonist is a slacker) Crossover Martial Arts Worlds: The Storm Riders + The Smiling, Proud Wanderer + Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils + The Legend of the Condor Heroes + Twin of Brothers + ??? (The protagonist is a genius) Crossover Worlds (Xuanhuan + High Martial Arts = ???) No heroine + System Su Cheng, a struggling web-novel author, pulls an all-nighter writin 4.7kReads7.6Score21214d adds
36. 436 遇 When in Doubt, Blow Yourself Up! Who Could Be More Carefree Than Me? 遇事不决就自爆！谁能比我更逍遥 Five Bucks a Day一天赚五块Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Demonic cultivation + ruthless decisiveness + loves a good time + flexible moral compass] What would you do if you were immortal from the start and immune to all restrictions? Jun Lin: “I don’t eat beef!” What’s the big deal? I’m immortal, so why shouldn’t I act a little arrogant? What? You stole my stuff? I’ll blow you up! What? You look down on me? I’ll blow you up! What? You want to kill me? I’m still going to blow you up! I transmigrated here to be the emperor. If you make the emperor suffe 25.1kReads8.7Score2.7k14d adds
37. 437 咸 A Must-Have for Slackers: This System Is Amazing 咸鱼必备，这个系统太好了 Little Football Newcomer足坛小小生Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + daily life + high martial arts + school setting] Zhou Fan transmigrates into a modern world of high martial arts and gets bound to an Anti-Grind System. The System wants Zhou Fan to promote the slacker mindset and encourage everyone to enjoy life. Whenever Zhou Fan works hard at cultivating, his strength regresses. But if he makes a pact with someone else, the harder they work and grind, the faster the slacker Zhou Fan grows, as a punishment for them. Zhou Fan studies the rules careful 5.4kReads8.7Score53414d adds

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    Is this supposed to be a joke?

38. 438 不 I Stopped Acting Human, and Threw the Entire Ninja World into Chaos 不当人的我，霍乱了整个忍界 Argumentative Little Radish杠精萝卜头Anime Fanfiction1.7M WordsCompleted [Naruto + System + forbidden jutsu collector + stealing a tailed beast from the start] Kekkei Genkai: Does Transparent Escape mean peeping? Forbidden jutsu: Does Flying Thunder God mean stealing? The Seven-Tails Chomei's ability to fly: even more convenient? The moonlit young man gets himself an Inhuman System and begins a lifetime of wreaking havoc on the ninja world. On the battlefield, he's a ghost who appears and vanishes without a trace. During the Fourth Great Ninja War, whether it's Uchih 17.1kReads8.8Score1.2k14d adds
39. 439 穿 Transmigrated as a Dragon: The King Sacrifices a Princess From the Start 穿越恶龙：开局国王献祭公主 The Penguin Who Can't Wake Up睡不醒的企鹅Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + System + pseudo-DND + Western fantasy + beast-eared girls + farming + lord + one sweet, pampered heroine, cherished above all others + giant beasts] Su Nian woke up to find that he had become a wicked dragon everyone wanted dead. But what was a little girl doing cowering beside him? “Ding! Hello, Host. I am the War and Plunder System.” “Ding! Hello, Host. I am the Evolution and Modification System.” “Ding! Hello, Host. I am the Evil Villain System.” “Ding! Too many Systems dete 31kReads9.3Score3.4k14d adds
40. 440 我 I’m a Dual-Personality Surgeon, Professionally a Ripper 我，双面手术师，职业开膛手 Clouds Can Smile云会笑Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Some call him Miracle Doctor Lu, while others call him Lu the Skinner. Some owe their battlefield dominance to the mechanical limbs he fitted them with; others have breathed their last beneath his surgical knife. He can save someone on the brink of death, or make a corpse disappear without a trace. By day, he is the warmest kindness in the world; by night, he is a terror that makes the whole world tremble. A scalpel rests between his fingers: one side is a demon, the other an angel. His name is 20.4kReads9.4Score2.3k14d adds

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    [Already recommended][Already recommended] By day, he is the skilled and compassionate Dr. Lu, using his scalpel to save lives; by night, he transforms into the "professional ripper" who terrifies the world, dissecting bizarre creatures on the operating table to gain superpowers.

41. 441 死 Necromancer: Kill You, and You Belong to Me 死灵法师：弄死你，你就是我的了 Extra-Large Dream超大号的梦Urban253k WordsOngoing [Comedy + play the pig to eat the tiger + passion + character growth + a guaranteed great read you won’t regret picking up] Mutated creatures invade, and humans awaken supernatural abilities. Humanity relies on these abilities to fight the mutated creatures. But necromancy has always been a less-than-ideal profession. First, enslaving the dead is immoral. Second, summoned spirits often turn on their masters. Hao Huo awakens the [Necromancer Quest System] and believes his future is bright. But th 10Reads8.3Score—14d adds
42. 442 无 Infinite Life: Trapped in a Lifetime 无限人生：被困在了一生的时间里 Ten Thousand a Day一天一万Urban1.3M WordsCompleted He had once been an explorer, a war correspondent, a business genius, and the king of investment. He had also been a notorious war profiteer, a world-famous charlatan and prophet. He was also the greatest composer and novelist of the century. And a materials scientist, a physicist, a giant in the history of science... Countless times, in countless different ways, he had stood at the pinnacle of the world. Only he knew any of it, however, before he broke through the limits of a single lifetime. U 23.6kReads9.4Score2.2k14d adds

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    🥑🥑 Is amazing, this is an absolute masterpiece, even Tomato (the author) wouldn't let me recommend it!! Fine, fine, he won't let me recommend it, but I'm going to recommend it anyway, it's all about rebellion!

43. 443 开 Haunted from the Start, I Dug Up Her Family's Ancestral Grave Overnight 开局鬼缠身，我连夜刨了她家祖坟 One-Sixth六分之一Urban147k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Schemer + Wild Imagination + Ghosts’ Worst Nightmare] Supernatural incidents are breaking out all over Blue Star, and suddenly the whole world has become dangerous. Luckily, Qin Yuan has activated the Ghosts’ Worst Nightmare System. By collecting ghosts’ negative emotions, he can use them as points to draw prizes and obtain all kinds of items and abilities. As a result, ghost victims are starting to appear all over the place. Starved Ghost: “He tied me up and 9.6kReads8.5Score70614d adds
44. 444 熊 A Brat Smashed My Collectible Figure, So I Demanded Ten Million in Compensation 熊孩子毁我手办，反手索赔一千万 Xiao Yu萧禹Urban772k WordsCompleted A relative's brat sneaks into Tang Zhuo's room and wrecks a pile of his figurines. The outrageous relative then turns around and demands that Tang Zhuo apologize to her kid. Tang Zhuo activates the Fight Petty with Petty System and demands ten million in compensation on the spot. From then on, whenever he encounters a jerk, he can trigger a mission, punish them, and earn Justice Points to exchange for all kinds of rewards. Steal my takeout? I'll treat you to Lao Ba's secret-recipe pig intestines 13.8kReads9.5Score1.7k14d adds

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    I laughed so hard I almost choked. This book is absolutely the best, packed with amazing content.

45. 445 我 I’m Only Two! What’s with This Comeback System? 我才两岁，逆袭系统什么鬼？ The Rooftop Warrior屋顶战士Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Well, here I am in a high-martial world, two years old, and the comeback System is forty years ahead of schedule! [At forty-two, you are the son of the Great Xia Martial Saint, yet you have achieved nothing. You haven’t even advanced beyond the fourth realm of martial arts...] [Now, at the age of forty, try to make the Chinese Martial Saint, who hasn’t smiled in thirty years, crack even the slightest smile.] [Mission reward: Dao Embryo Pill.] Lu Yu, one year and two months old by actual age but 46kReads8.1Score4.3k14d adds

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    A perfect start, a disastrous ending. Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! 🥕🥕🥕 The protagonist is two years old, rebels against the heavens, and awakens a system for a comeback 40 years later—a top-tier system! My stomach hurts from laughing so much.

46. 446 我 My Sister Is a Great General, and I Refresh My Superpowers Every Week 我姐大将军，我每周刷新超能力 Axe of Enlightenment不惑之斧Historical680k WordsCompleted (All kinds of superpowers + comedy + historical power struggles) After transmigrating to the Great Zhou Dynasty, he became the honest, simple-minded heir to the Marquis of Zhennan. The emperor began targeting the Marquis of Zhennan’s household, and Xiao Yushu snapped: “Wouldn’t it be easier to let me quietly be a young marquis? Why do you have to make me win people over with virtue?” He drew his long saber and held it to the neck of the Earl of Changning. “I, Xiao Yushu, have always won people o 3.9kReads8.6Score35214d adds

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    In this ancient setting, the older sister is a powerful general who protects the nation, exuding an aura of prestige. Unfortunately, due to the fall of their father and the many people they have offended, the male protagonist's family faces numerous crises from the start. Will they be exiled by the emperor, or will the older sister be forced into a marriage alliance?

47. 447 网 Online Game: I'm the Only One Who Can See Hidden Information 网游：只有我能看到隐藏信息 Moonlight Old Rascal明月老贼Sports2.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Memes + Playing It Safe + Old-School Passion + SSS-Rank Talent = ???] Ye Bai awakens an SSS-rank talent, bears the name Asura, embarks on the path to invincibility, and forges himself into the strongest of all! (Crossed out) This is a funny story about a group of people saving the world. Nightmare: “Tell me, do you have nightmares?” Wuhen: “You’re so cocky. Did you ask my sword first?” Xiaoyao: “How boring.” Asura: “In a century filled with great figures, only Nightmare, Wuhen, X 84.7kReads9.3Score6.4k14d adds
48. 448 当 After the Real and Fake Heiresses Became Friends 当真假千金友好相处以后 Wutong Huaihua梧桐槐花Modern Romance425k WordsCompleted [Shen Nian'an × Pei Shuchen, Both Top Students] [Shen Youyou × Si Jinnian, Childhood Sweethearts] Synopsis One: Three days ago, Shen Nian'an was still known as Xiang Wan. Shen Nian'an had known for a long time that she wasn't her parents' biological daughter, but she never imagined her birth parents would be members of the wealthy Shen family of the capital. Of course, like in most stories about the real and fake heiresses, there was also a fake heiress in the family: her younger sister, Shen Yo 1.1kReads—Score12614d adds

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    Cute and happy

49. 449 高 Terrible News from the High Martial World 高武圈传来噩耗 Muscular Seagull肌肉海鸥Urban2.7M WordsOngoing [Utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged! + broke protagonist] “I cultivate naturally.” “Is there any medicine with fewer side effects?” “Can’t be helped. Just take two shots! If you get side effects, we’ll stop after that!” “I’ll take two more shots today. They’re for different areas, so the side effects probably won’t sta 342.6kReads9.4Score33.3k14d adds
50. 450 大 Great Tang: The Gluttonous General 大唐：吃货将军 Moisture of the Sea海之润Historical1.0M WordsCompleted [Historical What-If + Brothers Teasing Each Other + Sneaky Schemer!] Ye Yu is mountain climbing when he falls off a cliff and stumbles into the Ding family estate, where a wedding is underway. He accidentally kills the groom and has no choice but to marry into the family. Little does he know, the bride is also a transmigrator. Together, they build a manor, fight giant pythons and battle enormous crocodiles. He repels enemies with food, and even gets appointed a general thanks to his talent for e 25Reads5.5Score—14d adds

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    Don't watch it at night, it'll make you have trouble sleeping.

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