If You Don’t Laugh Within 30 Chapters, I’ll Eat My Words 书荒的进来，30章内你不笑算我输

1. 301 系 This System Is Asking for a Beating: From the Start, I Scrounge for Food and Flirt with Beauties in the Village 系统太欠揍，开局村里混吃撩美人 Liucheng of Nias Island尼亚斯岛的柳城Historical141k WordsOngoing I was reading a novel late at night, and ended up transmigrating to the Great Chen Dynasty! From the start, I landed bare-assed on a rain-praying altar, and the whole village witnessed my mortifying arrival. The System arrived, and turned out to be a wisecracking little rascal that lends money at exorbitant interest and only ever screws over its Host. And so Chen Tianxiao's life after transmigrating began... Beautiful women, business, political schemes, war, and an empress —Reads—Score—14d adds

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   ... A hilarious alternate history story with multiple female leads and a satisfying plot. The system is obsessed with money. I burst out laughing like a pig in bed in the middle of the night, and my wife kicked me off the bed. "If you don't want to sleep, get out of bed!"

2. 302 我 I'm an Evil Cultivator and Demon Lord. You Want Me to Enter a Horror Game? 我邪道魔头，你让我进诡异游戏？ Mr. Yan, Who Loves Sunflower Chicken爱吃葵花鸡的颜先生Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [This novel has been adapted into a comic series. Go check it out: its title is The Final Evil Cultivator: I Cultivate Immortality in a Haunted Game.] [Comedy + suggestive and cheeky writing + fun-loving protagonist + standout female supporting character] What’s it like to be an evil cultivator in a technologically advanced world where spiritual energy has run dry? Lin Ming can only say: It’s rough! Damn rough! Luckily, the haunted game arrived. It’s full of countless horrors. They are Lin Ming’ 52.8kReads8.4Score5.2k14d adds
3. 303 说 You Said It Was a Battle for All, So What Do You Mean by Setting Up a Monopoly? 说好全民争霸，你搞垄断什么意思 World-Destroying Emperor灭世大帝Urban1.9M WordsCompleted (The print edition has been published under the title The Final Ownership Era) [The Ultimate Owner] [Synopsis: The stars are my candlelight, the orbits my sash, and civilization my game board. It is my mercy that lets all life flourish in my garden, where no one has to measure each breath in money.] Like millions of others, Ling He was unexpectedly pulled into a war game. Outside, countless races watched hungrily. Within, humanity schemed against itself. Some wanted to become emperors, standing 55kReads8.8Score6.4k14d adds
4. 304 全 The Whole Family Transmigrates: 18 Ways to Survive in Ancient Times 全家穿越：古代生存十八法 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance3.1M WordsCompleted The whole family transmigrates to ancient times after an accident. Whether that counts as good luck or bad luck is anyone’s guess. They’ve barely woken up when they find out the family has no money, no land, and a mountain of debt to repay. Not one of them has a golden finger, either. But the dog that came along with them is rather interesting. Could it be some kind of divine hound? This big family has to put food on the table, keep the household harmonious, and make progress in their studies. W 49.5kReads9.5Score5.3k14d adds

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   By chapter 30, you should have been laughing so hard your back muscles were aching. [Smirk]

5. 305 末 Evolution in the Apocalypse: I Have Paranoia 末世进化：我有被害妄想症 Nocturnal Animal夜行动物Sci-Fi & Apocalypse509k WordsCompleted He wakes up to find that the apocalypse has arrived. But there are no zombies. The truly despairing part is that... living creatures have begun to evolve! A half-meter-long peacock mantis shrimp can flip over a car with a single strike. The bombardier beetle can scurry up walls and across rooftops, spraying a stench like a firebomb and blanketing the ground in explosions. The flat-headed wasp can control minds and command corpses, forming an army of the dead. Countless plants have also become bl 106Reads8.4Score—14d adds

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   If you don't laugh within a millisecond, I'll eat my hat. [Shy]

6. 306 嘉 Jiahao Gets Stronger? Sword Dancing in the Rain on the Field to Open Heaven's Gate 嘉豪就变强？操场雨中舞剑开天门 Fallen Leaf Blade落叶之刃Urban1.0M WordsOngoing [Jiahao? Sword Saint!!] [Invincible] [Ultimate Show-Off] Lu Ming transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a System at eighteen. He thinks he's about to reach the peak of life. Instead, he awakens the Jiahao Ascension System. And so Lu Ming gets started with his Jiahao antics. "A grudge from ten years ago, and you're just going to let it go?" "Didn't you say Jiahao spawns on the sports field? I've done two laps and still haven't seen him." "A hero descends from the heavens! Fury twists his f 113.5kReads8.4Score20.1k14d adds
7. 307 别 Come On, Surely the Whole Family Didn't Transmigrate 别闹，不会真有全家穿越这种事吧 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted The Xia family had been looking forward to their self-driving trip along the eastern coast for ages. They never expected a typhoon to sweep all four of them back a thousand years. When they opened their eyes, the people were still the same four, but... the era was completely different! Come on! How can a whole family transmigrate together? Even worse, as soon as they arrived, they found themselves facing poor harvests and one disaster after another. Fleeing? No way. They were just following the 15.7kReads9.2Score1.9k14d adds
8. 308 我 My Skills Come With a Few Too Many Side Effects 我的技能有亿点点后遗症 The One Who Never Returns Beneath the Moon月下不归人Urban198k WordsCompleted [Funny] [Irreverent] [Insane] [Ridiculous] [Spiritual Qi Revival] [System] [Urban Superpowers] Humans in this world awaken supernatural abilities and fight. Yun Shu awakened a broken healing ability. But he wasn’t worried: he had a skill-upgrade System. For some reason, though, the upgraded skills came with a few tiny side effects. An ordinary healing spell would make people release poison nonstop. The Mind-Clearing spell would make them reveal their innermost secrets. The Vitality-Boosting spel 780Reads8.9Score11214d adds
9. 309 禁 A Short-Lived Forbidden Spell Caster? I Have an Undying Body 禁咒师短命？我拥有不死之身 Eat the Little Almond吃掉小杏仁Urban3.9M WordsOngoing Ye Lin transmigrates to a world overrun by demons and monsters, where he gains an immortal body. Because changing jobs in this world costs a fortune, he exploits a bug and sells his own organs to scrape together enough money to take part in the job-change ceremony. On the day of the ceremony, he becomes an SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcaster, but everyone around him mocks him. That's because SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcasters have to sacrifice their lifespan or their flesh to cast spells, so they're usu 197kReads8.8Score7.4k14d adds

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   These!!! If you don't laugh within chapter 30, you can do whatever you want with me. I just love funny books, you have to trust me!!!

10. 310 玄 Xuanhuan: From the Start, I Can Level Up Without Limit 玄幻：开局无限升级 Herding Cows and Eating Melons放牛吃瓜Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [System + Power Fantasy + No Romance + No Saintly Protagonist + Decisive and Ruthless + If You Don’t Like It, Fight Me] Lin Xiaofan transmigrated to the Xuantian Continent and obtained a cultivation System. [You’re a martial arts prodigy. A year of training lets you advance one minor realm! Too bad I can level up instantly by spending experience points!] [You’re a peerless genius. Ten years of training lets you break through one major realm! Too bad I can break through instantly by spending expe 25.2kReads8.5Score2k14d adds

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    If this recommendation from a seasoned bookworm isn't good, feel free to hit me!

11. 311 穿 I Transmigrated to the 1970s, and My Dad Became My Little Brother 穿越七零，我爸混成我小弟 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Modern Romance659k WordsCompleted One stormy summer night, modern office worker Ye Qiutong is struck by lightning on her way home. She wakes up, blackened from the strike, as a crowd gathers around her, only to discover that she's transmigrated back to her hometown. There she meets her dad, Ye Baoqing, when he is just seven years old, and soon finds her mom, Song Wenjuan, his childhood sweetheart... But her grandparents on both sides in the 1970s are really, really poor... To make sure her parents have enough to eat and wear and 1.4kReads9.3Score18914d adds
12. 312 被 Fooled by Overseas Netizens, I Turned Out to Be Making Gun Barrels 被境外网友忽悠，原来我在造枪管 Powerful Dopey Goose强大的呆头鹅Urban749k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Yuan becomes an ordinary mechanical engineering student at Shanhe University. There really is a System, but all it gives Jiang Yuan is MAX-level mechanical manufacturing ability. For a college student, this ability is completely useless. Luckily, some helpful foreign internet users teach Jiang Yuan how to make things people like. After running his business for a year, Jiang Yuan gets a call from the Public Security Bureau. The police chief: “I 249Reads7.9Score10614d adds

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    Holy crap! Holy crap! Don't think too much, just laugh! 🍇🎉🎈 I laughed so hard I was pounding the bed in the middle of the night, I'll stay up all night to finish it. The main character is a goofy guy with a high IQ but very low EQ, he's silly and super funny.

13. 313 玄 Xuanhuan: A Map from the Start, and Every Chicken Drops Everything 玄幻：开局自带地图，杀鸡爆一切 Become a God in a Year一年成神Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted The short drama is now online: a servant slays a chicken and gets a Heaven-tier treasure, while the Saintess chases after him, begging for a cuddle. [Food + Divine Emperor + cultivation + lighthearted humor + daily life + ultimate survivor + invincible + 999-drop-rate map System + divine realm and all kinds of golden fingers] My name is Ye Ge. I transmigrated here, and I’m fifteen this year. When I was twelve, an old Taoist tricked me into joining the Piaomiao Sect as his last disciple, claiming 15kReads8.8Score1.8k14d adds
14. 314 本 I’ve Transmigrated to a Famine Year. If You Need Me, Burn Some Paper Offerings 本人已穿荒年，有事记得烧纸 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted Chen Dongyue transmigrated. The good news: She gained access to a strange pocket dimension. The catch was that the unreliable space only worked if her old friend You Sijia made daily “offerings” to it. The bad news: She had transmigrated into the body of a woman as burly as a mountain and as fierce as a tigress. Her family was poor, and on top of that, she had to deal with the “mess” her missing husband had left behind, as well as support her mother-in-law, brother-in-law, and sister-in-law. Luc 7.5kReads9.3Score77614d adds
15. 315 豪 After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后，瓜田里都是猹 Leisurely and Carefree悠悠哉又哉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan 28.2kReads9.2Score4.3k14d adds
16. 316 你 You’re a Game Designer, So Why Are You Filing Reports at the Police Station Every Day? 你个游戏设计师，天天警局备案？ Call Me Great Lord叫我大官人Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Extremely Illegal] [Come Get Me] [Not Human] [Livestream Meme Mayhem] [Hilarious] PS: This is a lighthearted, funny story full of livestream antics and memes. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chu Sheng awakens a god-tier game designer System. He gets streamers and viewers worked up, earns emotional points, and unlocks more games. But Chu Sheng discovers that every game he unlocks is way too illegal! He unlocks Thief Simulator and makes Dai Xiaomei cry. But the robbery is so realistic t 25.7kReads9.2Score3.5k14d adds
17. 317 恶 Devil Fruit: Invincible with the Tremor-Tremor Fruit 恶魔果实：从震震果实开始无敌 Northeast Big Orange Cat东北大橘猫Male-Channel Fanfiction6.1M WordsOngoing [Devil Fruits + Pirate System + Daily System Sign-In + Ruthless] This is an urban version of the pirate world, where Devil Fruits exist. Three types of Haki, the Six Powers, and Devil Fruits. Mu Bai unexpectedly obtains the Tremor-Tremor Fruit in the Devil Tree Realm! He activates the System and signs in every day. Sorry, but the Tremor-Tremor Fruit is just that powerful. His path to invincibility starts here. The college entrance exams! The national league! The world championship! Battles in ot 24.1kReads8.0Score1.8k14d adds
18. 318 洪 Honghuang: Wholesale Immortal Pills, but You Didn’t Mention the Side Effects 洪荒：仙丹批发商，副作用你不说 Dummy and Cat笨比与猫Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the primordial world, he unexpectedly becomes the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir refined by Taiqing, coveted by every living creature in the land! Fortunately, he becomes Taiqing's disciple and awakens the Good Deeds System. Every elixir he makes becomes ten times more potent. Giving one to someone else earns him a random reward, but could also trigger a random side effect? Xuandu eats an elixir and turns into a little girl? Winged Immortal eats one, his wings grow ten times l 13.6kReads8.9Score1.3k14d adds
19. 319 为 The Professional Ethics of a Concubine 为妾的职业操守 Lin Wanzi林丸子Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Main Story Complete] Ye Qingzhi, an overworked office drone, transmigrates into the body of a concubine in the Jiangyang Marquis’s household. Since she’s here, she might as well go crazy. Being a concubine is just changing workplaces. She doesn’t need to get emotionally involved. She can simply treat herself like a tool. Ye Qingzhi’s career goal: convince both the marquis and the principal wife to take responsibility for her and protect her. Ye Qingzhi’s workplace motto: Life is short. We’re al 31.5kReads9.4Score3.7k14d adds

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    Travel back to ancient times and clock in for work!

20. 320 我 I Can Bring Anything from My Dreams into Reality 我能把梦中的一切带入现实 Little Ning the Hero小宁大侠Urban2.1M WordsCompleted Whenever Li Yi falls asleep, he enters a strange dream. Each dream brings an incredible experience, and he gains all kinds of abilities within them. Astonishingly, he can bring those abilities into the real world. As Li Yi grows stronger and stronger, he searches for the secrets of the dreams, both in sleep and in reality. 664Reads8.3Score11214d adds
21. 321 直 Livestreaming Cultivation Manuals: A Basic Manual Cures Cancer 直播卖功法：一本凡级功法治癌症 Shijiang Spicy Chicken石江辣子鸡Urban1.1M WordsCompleted The System said that in three years, the evil clans would invade Blue Star, and humanity would be powerless to resist. To make humanity stronger, Chu Yang had to guide people into the age of cultivation. He would start out as a small-time streamer and bring cultivation to everyone! Not enough time? Open the [Temporal Secret Realm], where time flows a hundred times faster, giving everyone plenty of time to cultivate! Not enough resources? Open the [Medicine Garden Secret Realm] and the [Ascension 27.7kReads8.9Score2.6k14d adds
22. 322 他 He Has a Fishing Boat, So Why Are They Sending an Aircraft Carrier to Escort Him? 他一艘渔船，出动航母给他护航？ This Person Is a Little Lazy这个人有点懒Urban633k WordsCompleted Jiang Chen awakened a fishing System and occasionally hands over cutting-edge technology to the country. To protect him, the country even sent out an aircraft carrier to escort him. But as his little fishing boat kept getting upgraded, it didn’t just strike fear into the hearts of pirates. It even began escorting aircraft carriers in turn! “Pearl River 888, requesting backup!” “Pearl River 88, requesting...” “Pearl River Dad!” Then an alien civilization appeared in the Milky Way. The campus beau 1.3kReads8.9Score14214d adds

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    It's hilarious, the opening is already funny.

23. 323 从 Starting as a Foot Soldier 从小兵开始 Li Xiangxiang李想想Historical1.2M WordsCompleted Qiao Lie, a young thug who spent every day brawling, got hit on the head with a brick. When he came to, he discovered that he had become a foot soldier on a battlefield. In a dynasty that had never existed in history, the uneducated Qiao Lie begins as a lowly soldier and embarks on a carefree, colorful life in ancient times... 12.2kReads8.9Score2k14d adds

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    I watched it all in five days and nights, based on just one sentence. Character traits: Intelligent and fun to play.

24. 324 让 I Told You to Confess, So Why Did You Hit on the Underworld Boss's Daughter? 让你表白，你找上黑道千金？ Mu Twenty-Nine暮二十九Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [System + family + one heroine + sweet everyday romance + lighthearted comedy] Su Jiang is a first-year university student who unexpectedly awakens a System. [Host, confess your feelings to someone of the opposite sex within thirty seconds. Fail, and you die immediately!] With no other choice, Su Jiang confesses to An Rou, the class beauty, in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: “An Rou, I like you. Would you go out with me?” An Rou: “What do you like about me?” Su Jiang: “Uh… your legs are real 58.7kReads9.4Score6.1k14d adds
25. 325 洪 Honghuang: I Attained the Great Luo Dao, and Only Then Did My Golden Finger Arrive 洪荒：证道大罗了金手指才来 Calm Waters of the Xiang River湘水无波Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to the primordial world, he became the first breeze between heaven and earth, took human form as Zhao Gongming, and became Tongtian’s disciple. Just thinking about the miserable fate awaiting him in the future Investiture of the Gods calamity sent a chill down his spine! Without a golden finger, he could only tread carefully and cultivate with all his might. Having long since resigned himself to fate, he finally attained the Daluo Golden Immortal through sheer effort! And th 39.5kReads8.5Score2.3k14d adds
26. 326 人EN In Slay the Gods, I Can Steal Divine Traits 人在斩神，我能窃取神明词条 Pang Pang Ham火腿嘭嘭Male-Channel Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted (Slaying Gods + Lord of the Mysteries + Amon + mischief + stealing traits + extraordinary reproduction from the start) Zhou Meng, who had lost his memories, woke up inside Lin Qiye's Mental Hospital for Gods, where he had become the God of Theft in Room Zero. He could steal traits from gods, but the traits he stole were useless for helpi 18kReads9.2Score1.9k14d adds
27. 327 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Win Every Bet 灵气复苏：我，逢赌必赢 Half a Lifetime of Freedom半世逍遥Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Battles between characters from different worlds] [Acquire characters from all realms as spirit guardians] Blue Star. The Arena of Myriad Heavens has arrived. Yang Fan, who transmigrated here, recognizes almost every contestant. With his cheat-like advantage, he’s been winning so much he’s practically numb to it. Other people use their few spirit guardians as bodyguards, but he uses his to build an army spanning all realms. Retsu Unohana versus Momonosuke Kozuki? Tsk, tsk, tsk. Yang Fan says Mo 7.8kReads8.6Score49214d adds
28. 328 别 Don't Mess With Him, My Junior Brother Is Ridiculously Strong 别惹他，我家师弟强得太离谱 Golden Passion Fruit黄金百香果Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [Invincible Power Fantasy + Multiple Heroines + Fresh, Tightly Paced Plot: An Addictive Must-Read] Lin Chen transmigrates into the body of a servant disciple, but his spiritual root is too weak for him to cultivate. His fiancée keeps her distance, while men in the sect covet her beauty and want him dead so they can claim her. Fortunately, Lin Chen awakens a special bloodline that lets him rapidly increase his cultivation. As he helps his junior sisters improve their cultivation, he fights and ki 3kReads8.2Score33314d adds

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    This is a fantastic book, absolutely addictive! You won't be able to stop reading once you start – a must-read for those who love staying up all night! The story is fresh, light, and fast-paced, with lots of sweet female characters and well-developed personalities! The emotions are touching and nuanced; you'll regret not reading it! Go check it out!

29. 329 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 171.1kReads9.5Score22.3k14d adds

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    "💨📚 Wow! These two novels are so captivating, I wanted to read them in one go! The first three chapters are incredibly engaging, and the plot is thrilling. The protagonists have their own principles and are quite intelligent. The more you read, the more exciting it gets. I love them and highly recommend them!" ⚡️✨🔥

30. 330 武 Martial Dao Shakes the Three Thousand Realms 武映三千道 The Pure-Hearted, Sharp-Tongued Bro纯情犀利哥Eastern Fantasy7.7M WordsCompleted Xu Wuzhou transmigrates and is astonished to discover that he has become a live-in son-in-law, a universally recognized good-for-nothing parasite who even ended up in his bride's best friend's bed on his wedding night. He accidentally wanders into a brothel while out for a meal. His aloof wife is utterly disappointed in him, and his father-in-law sends him off to the family martial arts hall, leaving him to sink or swim. But transmigrating grants him a battered Samsara Bowl that can only be repa 6.4kReads8.5Score67614d adds
31. 331 怪 Monsters Run Amok: I Sweep This World with Laughter 怪物横行：我以笑声横扫此界 Hardworking Goldfish努力的金鱼Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [No female lead + System + transmigration + demon beasts + undead + artificial intelligence] Lu Yu transmigrates to a strange world of spirit and martial arts, where technology and cultivation, demon beasts and the undead overturn everything he thought he knew. Luckily, a golden finger is essential for anyone who transmigrates. But after reading the System’s introduction, he decides he’d be better off without this ridiculous thing. He’s a man through and through, not some peerless beauty, so why 2.8kReads8.9Score24614d adds

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    This book almost made me laugh so hard, it's definitely worth reading.

32. 332 9 I'm a Level 99,999 Character, and All I Want Is to Claim Some Land 99999级大号的我只想占地盘 Shepherd牧羊生Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted Chen Chang'an was a shut-in who transmigrated into a fantasy world, bringing along his invincible domain. Anyone who entered his domain made him invincible in this world. Bored out of his mind, he casually took a few unremarkable young disciples under his wing. Unexpectedly, these disciples not only became major figures in the cultivation world, but also stirred up world-shaking changes. The Dao De Jing, Huangdi Neijing, and other techniques he recited offhandedly were regarded in this world as 6.2kReads8.6Score47514d adds
33. 333 都 Urban: My Whole Family Are the Main Characters 都市：我全家都是主角 Down the Mountain to Catch Cats下山抓猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [One heroine, goofy, shameless] Ye Xinghui, who had a golden finger, was tricked by a shady deity and sent to another world. At first, Ye Xinghui planned to use his golden finger to become the main character of an urban novel, but... when he saw his parents’ files, he was completely stunned. His dad was actually the legendary Soldier King, while his mom was the legitimate daughter of China’s foremost family. That wasn’t all. When his older brother suddenly woke up and said, “Wasn’t I supposed to 5kReads8.9Score37914d adds

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    Guaranteed to make you laugh until you show your teeth [laughing and crying emoji]

34. 334 重 Back to College: They All Want to Keep Me for Themselves 重返大学：她们都想圈养我 October Harvest秋收十月Urban2.9M WordsOngoing [A traditional urban novel, not a wild fantasy] [Everyday city life] + [No System] + [No cultivation] + [Campus youth] + [Making money through business] Other people are reborn as playboys. Zhao Jinan was reborn only to have his former future mother-in-law emotionally manipulate him... They all want to bully him and mold him into the kind of boyfriend they can raise to their liking. 149kReads7.3Score5.9k14d adds

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    There are plenty of time-travel novels out there, but this one is definitely worth reading! Male-oriented romance novels are generally poorly written, but this book will get you hooked and give you a unique experience.

35. 335 我 I Turned a Police Department Promo into a Film About an Outlaw 我把警署宣传片拍成了法外狂徒 Xuan Yuzhu轩玉竹Urban1.5M WordsCompleted The chief: “Chen Fan, if you can't shoot a video that goes viral this time, you're fired.” So Chen Fan filmed the classic Siping Police Affairs video about a cloud in the northwest sky, with a crow among a flock of phoenixes. The chief: “Hmm, not bad. Keep it up!” Chen Fan then filmed Uncle Desert's video, The Light of Justice, earning himself the title of the police world's black-hearted villain. The Armed Forces Department borrowed Chen Fan to shoot a recruitment video, but he went and made Wo 3.5kReads8.8Score28314d adds

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    Hahahaha

36. 336 垂 Fishing the Heavens: From the Start, I Awakened the Eternal Mangekyo! 垂钓诸天，开局觉醒永恒万花筒！ Loves Sweet Rice Balls爱吃甜丸子Urban1.0M WordsCompleted He transmigrates to a world where everyone awakens to supernatural powers and wages war against alien races from the stars. Ning Can obtains a fishing System and awakens the Sharingan from the start. Amaterasu’s flames consume everything, while Susanoo crushes anyone who dares oppose him! He can also fish up all kinds of abilities and items from the Myriad Worlds. Frostmourne, Devil Fruit, Ryujin Jakka, Unlimited Blade Works! Years later, when the alien gods finally break through the spatial bar 7.9kReads8.1Score55114d adds
37. 337 搬 I Empty the Family Fortune, Then the 1960s Apocalypse Boss Goes on a Rampage 搬空祖产，末世大佬六零嘎嘎乱杀 White as a Grain of Rice米粒的白Modern Romance1.8M WordsOngoing [The audiobook, narrated by a real person, is now available. Go give it a listen! Transmigrates into a book + 1960s setting + laugh-out-loud antics + spirit spring space + crazy and ruthless heroine + face-slapping the scumbags + clearing everything out] End-of-the-world powerhouse Lei Qingyu transmigrates into a novel set in the era. The original owner was raised by her stepmother to be timid and submissive, and didn’t want to accept her arranged marriage and join the army. Her biological fathe 24kReads7.7Score3k14d adds

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    A hilarious transmigration novel set in the 1960s, a farcical comedy whose title doesn't do it justice. The female lead is a professional money-grabber, eccentric, sarcastic, and fiercely protective. The villains lead the way, while the heroine relentlessly empties the house, enjoying the satisfaction of doing so. She ruthlessly and decisively punishes the villains, leaving them helpless and frustrated. The plot is explosive and incredibly funny, so hilarious you'll laugh until you question your existence.

38. 338 快 In the Fast-Food Era, Anyone Who Wants True Love Is an Idiot 快餐时代，搞纯爱的简直是制杖 zaizhongguTwo Male Leads280k WordsCompleted In this fast-food age of overflowing affection, everyone weighs the pros and cons and calculates every little thing. Those who stubbornly pursue true love have instead become foolish oddballs in the eyes of others. This is an age of devalued affection, where flirtation is everywhere and sincerity is rare. Relationships have become easy, disposable entertainment; you can brush off a heartbeat and take back a promise. In this fast-paced era, true love is worthless, while casual flirtation is the n —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This book is really good; I stayed up all night to finish it for him.

39. 339 起 The Fourth Book by Someone Who Struggles to Get Up 起床困难症的第4本书 Can't Get Out of Bed Syndrome起床困难症Anime Fanfiction544k WordsCompleted 1.2kReads9.2Score10014d adds
40. 340 缝 Sewing Shut the Mouth 缝嘴 Zhang Jiandong, Who Likes the Happy Tree喜欢开心树的张建东18k WordsCompleted Sewing the Mouth Shut 1Reads—Score—14d adds
41. 341 野 Wild Conquest! Isn't Livestreaming Myself Flirting with a Wolf Cub the Coolest? 野性攻略！直播撩狼崽超酷的好吗 Jiujiu Qi久久萋Modern Romance423k WordsCompleted [Sweet, Adorable Valkyrie X Brooding, Scheming Wolf Boy] [Livestreaming + Showbiz + Sweet Romance + One-on-One Devoted Couple + Dating Show] A three-hundred-year-old Valkyrie transmigrated into the body of a young celebrity in another world after a great battle. Before she could even adjust, she was pushed onto a livestreamed dating show. The show was jointly created by the authorities and was called Wild Pursuit. On the show, the brooding, aloof leader of the wolf clan turned into a soft, cuddl 1.7kReads9.3Score30714d adds
42. 342 恶 Evil Spirit Catcher 恶灵捕手 Eight Delicacies Cross the Sea八鲜过海Mystery5.4M WordsCompleted A horror game appeared on my phone, so I tried it… Only it wasn’t a game. It was a key to another world. The women’s restroom is clearly empty, so why is someone speaking from the last stall? Every night, why does elevator number one descend on its own? The chef at the second-floor restaurant works late every day, but what kind of meat is he always chopping? Is the person in the mirror really you? When you turn away, have you ever wondered whether your reflection stayed behind, quietly watching 761Reads8.2Score10914d adds
43. 343 售 The Customer Service Call 售后电话 Zhang Jiandong, Who Likes the Happy Tree喜欢开心树的张建东58k WordsCompleted After-Sales Hotline —Reads—Score—14d adds
44. 344 万 The Ten Thousand Races Invade, I Fuse All Things and Level Up Like Crazy 万族入侵，融合万物，疯狂升级 Goldfish Cocoa金鱼可可Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted A fortress stands in every layer of heaven, and ten Heavenly Passes protect the mortal world. Powerful beings from the myriad races beyond the borders descend, intent on making humanity their prey. On his sixteenth birthday, Chen Fan receives news that his entire family has died in battle and awakens the Unlimited Fusion System. He fuses with the talent of the Dragon Clan, and a dragon’s roar echoes across heaven and earth. He fuses with the heroic spirits of the ages, transforming his mind into 4.9kReads8.6Score37514d adds
45. 345 琼 A Divine General Dwells Above the Jade Tower, and Building Towers Makes Me Stronger! 琼楼之上有神将，我盖楼就变强！ This Tree Is Not Dusk此木非暮Eastern Fantasy761k WordsOngoing [A wildly imaginative fantasy built around architecture, entirely original, with nothing like it anywhere online!] In a world where architecture reigns supreme, every building must endure a Heavenly Tribulation when it is first constructed! If it survives the tribulation, a guardian general will be born within it! If it fails, the building will vanish into nothingness! Guardian generals are born with all kinds of miraculous abilities, and humans can fuse with them to gain their tremendous powers 497Reads9.2Score—14d adds

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    This is amazing!! Absolutely brilliant! A completely new framework and setting, incredibly original. If you've seen anything similar, look me up! A 15-year veteran reader's masterpiece! Warning: A masterpiece ahead! [A pioneering work in the Chinese-style ancient architecture fantasy genre] In the vast world of Qionglou, every building is accompanied by divine generals and giants. Humans can merge with these divine generals, gaining immense power. Those who create divine generals through the construction of Qionglou are called Pavilion Masters, holding a revered position. Si Yun transmigrates here, standing proudly at the pinnacle of the Pavilion Path with his humble, mixed lineage! "Ten thousand years of Pavilion Path heritage, how brilliant! If all are like you, I think it's better to have none at all!" That day, the three thousand pavilions of the Holy Land, a million divine generals, were no match for a young man. [Completely new framework, all characters are intelligent and logical, anti-clichés, action-packed, humorous, ensemble cast. If you dislike this, please do not read.]

46. 346 回 The Day Before the Divorce 回到离婚的前一天 Zhang Jiandong, Who Likes the Happy Tree喜欢开心树的张建东Modern Romance42k WordsOngoing Lin Qiunan, a thirty-eight-year-old homemaker, was cornered outside the Civil Affairs Bureau by her husband and best friend, who pressured her into signing divorce papers. That night, she suffered a fatal heart attack. When she opened her eyes again, she was back three years earlier, on the last day before the divorce. This time, she would no longer kneel and beg for love, sit and wait for pity, or lie down and swallow her grievances. She would stand up and expose the lies with her own hands, re —Reads—Score—14d adds
47. 347 团 The Whole Family's Darling: Six Big Shots Fight to Be My Dad 团宠娇气包：六个大佬争着当我爹 A Face Full of Beauty Marks一脸的美人痣Modern Romance584k WordsCompleted (Everyone’s darling + adorable child + sweet, pampering romance with an arrogant lead + secret identities + feel-good wish fulfillment + scheming yandere + puppy-like younger man) A domineering CEO, a top doctor, a world-class hacker, a hugely popular superstar... That’s right, they’re all my sons... The big shots: “?” Ling Miaomiao: “Sorry, I misspoke! They’re all my dads! Want to know who I am?” “Obviously, I’m their mom... I mean, daughter!” Everyone: “...” (The kind of story that’s so sweet 712Reads9.0Score12114d adds

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    Feeling like you're looking for something to read? Come check out these two hilarious books! If you don't laugh within the first 30 chapters, you'll be cursing me in the comments! [Laughing]

48. 348 斩 Slashing the Moon 斩月 Lost Leaf失落叶Sports5.3M WordsCompleted On the first day the game Illusory Moon went live, I spawned in a beginner village and discovered a few more treasures in my inventory than everyone else: a secret tome of the Asura, a complete achievement guide, and an ancient bracelet of mysterious grade. I don't know who put these things there, or who triggered the System bug. I only know that from the moment I was born into this world! The vast earth will tremble for me, the rivers and mountains stretching for thousands of miles will awaken 2.7kReads8.9Score28814d adds
49. 349 墙 The Piano in the Wall 墙中钢琴 Zhang Jiandong, Who Likes the Happy Tree喜欢开心树的张建东6k WordsCompleted The Piano in the Wall —Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 350 垂 Fishing Up the Shiny-Shiny Fruit, Blinding the Campus Beauty Next Door 垂钓闪闪果实，闪瞎隔壁校花 Bald Old Baby秃头老贝比Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Glint-Glint Fruit + fishing System + ruthless and decisive + nearly invincible] The world underwent a cataclysmic change, and the mysterious began to return. Alien races lurked beyond the Starry Sky Great Wall, in an endless darkness. The ancestral planet was in dire straits, on the brink of destruction! Lin Du boldly confessed his love to the campus beauty at the awakening ceremony! “Zhao Xuanji, you’re gorgeous. You’ve caught my eye!” “I’ll give you a chance. Figure out how to fall in love wi 2.6kReads7.8Score17714d adds

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