Any Books That'll Make You Laugh Until You Pee Yourself? 有没有那种笑到蹿稀的书

1. 101 我 My Husband Is Too Frail to Care for Himself 我的夫君柔弱不能自理 Diligent but Silent勤不语Ancient Romance590k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication] I saved the whole capital by slacking off! I conquered the world through sheer bluster! Excerpt 1: “Your Highness, the Consort has been completely taken in by the Princess Consort. His Majesty wants us to pay compensation.” Jiang Chonghua: “Tell Father that if he has the nerve, he can talk to the Princess Consort himself.” “Your Highness, His Majesty wouldn’t dare. He says he’s afraid he’ll get dragged into it too.” Excerpt 2: “Your Highness, our two nations are at war, 23kReads9.2Score2.4kShelves
2. 102 比 A Beagle Nanny Crashes a Rich Family’s Messy Drama and Turns the Whole Family Upside Down 比格保姆乱入豪门狗血，创翻全家 Glazed Hues and Misty Rain釉色烟雨Modern Romance826k WordsCompleted [An Energetic, Half-Baked Mind-Reading Heroine x A Gentle, Insecure, Self-Controlled Hero; Modern-Day Fantasy + Wealthy-Family Melodrama + Utterly Unhinged + Unconventional Face-Slapping and Scumbag-Bashing + Salvation Through Persecution + Joy That Turns Everyone's World Upside Down] “Kiddo, you should know that after the founding of the country, no one is allowed to become a spirit.” That one sentence finally convinced Lu Ye that she and her mother weren't alike: she was a plain old human. Her 596Reads—Score102Shelves

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   A lighthearted, absurd, and wacky novel with a female protagonist who creates all sorts of characters; already completed.

3. 103 千 A Thousandfold Cultivation Speed: Miss, Don’t Be So Forward! 千倍修炼速度，仙子别太主动啊 Xiao Yanchen晓彦辰Eastern Fantasy886k WordsOngoing [Satisfying power fantasy + everyday life + scheming + I just won't cultivate + invincible God of War + listening to music at the brothel + utterly useless at romance] Lin Xiaobai, a top student who graduated from Qingbei Medical University, unexpectedly transmigrates to a cultivation world. Faced with a master and senior sisters who bluff him all day, he turns the tables on them and cleverly outmaneuvers them. He is determined to make them... 323Reads7.0Score107Shelves

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   A mortal's journey to immortality + comedy [making faces][making faces][making faces][smiling][pouting]

4. 104 校 Every Campus Beauty Has a System, Yet I Still Get to Have My Cake and Eat It Too 校花们人手一个系统，我软饭硬吃 Thirteenth Master of the Chen Family陈家十三爷Urban859k WordsCompleted [Complete + subverts the usual tropes + feel-good romance + brand-new premise + campus beauty] The new book is now being serialized. Old fans are welcome to check it out! Chen Xin, a junior in college, suddenly gets the “Living Off Women While Calling the Shots System,” and from then on, his life takes a very different turn! Because his System can give beautiful women subsidiary systems! The aloof campus beauty instantly turns into a lovesick simp... 28.6kReads7.3Score2.5kShelves

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   Come on, it's hilarious!

5. 105 贫 Just a Poor Rogue Cultivator. Why Are You Kneeling, Fellow Daoist? 贫穷散修一枚，道友何故下跪？ Knife, Medicine, Pen刀药笔Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [No romance, ensemble cast] [A goofy trio of wandering cultivators] [Female-led cultivation progression, few scenes involving children, skip if that bothers you] Song Li transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the evil female supporting character. After bullying the heroine, she is thrown by her own brother into the Abandoned Infant Pagoda, where she dies at the hands of countless vengeful infant spirits. Waking inside the pagoda, she looks at the crying spirits and says, “I can be your mother 31.8kReads9.4Score4.3kShelves

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   [Already recommended] Once a rising star of the inner sect, he was driven to madness by his master's empty promises, the cutthroat competition among his fellow disciples, and the pressure of secret realm KPIs. Now, he's a carefree rogue cultivator, roasting spirit chickens with one hand and petting cat demons with the other, making money by dancing on the graves of various sects. After Yun Bujuan completely let loose, the entire cultivation world became his mental asylum—righteous immortals fought over his youth-preserving pills, the Demon Lord chased after him to learn the "Wasteful Heart Sutra," and even the tribulation lightning was tricked by him into striking down the neighboring demon cultivator's cave!

6. 106 逆 Against the Meridians: Liar, Stop! 逆经：骗子住手 Ren Fanwuyin任梵无音Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Original novel for the animated series This Taoist Is Not Quite Right] Life is unpredictable. The fit thrive under Heaven's law, Those skilled in force become generals, those skilled in strategy become kings. Born into the lowest of professions, he refuses to live like a nobody, He waves the yin-yang banner and sees through the Six Lines of Divination. Watch him play at being a spirit medium, watch him swindle and deceive, Watch him make ruthless decisions, watch him rise like a hidden dragon f 43.3kReads9.4Score4.5kShelves

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   This is it. Martial arts, crime-solving, suspense, genius, underdog story, revenge, comedy.

7. 107 孽 You Brat, Our Family Has Been Loyal for Generations 孽子咱家世代忠良 Flying Roe Deer会飞的狍子Historical826k WordsCompleted A modern person transmigrates into Liu Hua, son of Liu Yu, the Inspector of Youzhou during the Three Kingdoms period. With no System or cheats, history says that in two years, Gongsun Zan will wipe out his entire family. To change his fate, Liu Hua secretly carves all kinds of seals bearing his father Liu Yu's name, then goes around handing out forged appointment letters. He tricks Taishi Ci and Xu Chu into accompanying him to the Alliance of the Lords at Suanzao, where he becomes the nineteenth 1kReads7.3Score101Shelves

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   This book is absolutely fantastic! It has no system, is exciting and hilarious, and is definitely worth having.

8. 108 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 247.3kReads9.6Score24.8kShelves

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   😂😂😂The first book I read was "Little Junior Sister's Crying and Wailing." The female lead isn't spoiled or pretentious; she encounters a group of adorable senior brothers and sisters. The plot is fresh and hilarious, swirling around and even overwhelming her opponents! 😂😂😂I couldn't stop reading!

9. 109 我 I’m Stirring Up the Cultivation World with Grind Culture 我在修仙界搞内卷 Cong Yue丛月Ancient Romance3.2M WordsCompleted [Print edition now available] After Qin Shu transmigrated into a book, she learned that she was a fraud who had taken her younger half-sister's place to cultivate immortality. After eight years of cultivation, her half-sister entered the Dao despite having been an ordinary mortal. Qin Shu's cover was blown in front of everyone, and the sect mercilessly cast her out, even though she had only reached the third level of Qi Refining. With her peerless beauty, she was turned into a cultivation furn 129.5kReads9.5Score52.2kShelves
10. 110 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.3kShelves
11. 111 炮 After the Cannon Fodder Female Lead Quit Chasing Him, She Went All In on Messing with the Male Lead’s Head 炮灰女配不追后，狂搞大男主心态 A Leap of Faithful Fortune一跃锦鲤Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd Humor and Memes + Lighthearted Comedy + Ensemble Cast + Everyone's Darling] Xie Fu transmigrates into a cultivation novel aimed at male readers as a disposable female supporting character. The plot has the heroine, Jiang Yue, chosen by the male lead over his beloved junior sister. Heartbroken, the junior sister turns into a vicious villainess. Are women in male-oriented novels supposed to be nothing but stepping stones for the male lead? Sorry, no. She's a woman, not a doormat. There are 525Reads8.7Score101Shelves

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    🌷🌷🌷This one! After transmigrating into a book, the clash between TikTok and cultivation sparks a lively discussion. The junior sister's wisdom and humor shine through—a must-read! [Cool]

12. 112 好 I Want to Run Away So Badly 好想逃 Cheng Xiaocheng Dontler程小成DontlerHistorical104k WordsCompleted The orphan Qing Wa made a living by working for wealthy households. Later, he successfully predicted the rain based on his experience, earning people's respect. After that, he used his luck to help his neighbors solve their problems and became a half-immortal in everyone's eyes. The emperor later summoned him and bestowed on him the name Dongfang Shuo. He repeatedly relied on luck to help the emperor solve problems at court, through a series of twists and turns that were both hilarious and absur 260Reads—Score—Shelves

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    An orphaned cowherd, who accidentally guessed two things correctly, was hailed as a god. He was later summoned by the emperor and, through sheer luck, helped the emperor solve several difficult problems. The process was humorous, witty, and full of ups and downs. The protagonist was always worried about being exposed and wanted to escape, but each time he overcame the difficulties by accident. In the end, the protagonist's identity was reversed...

13. 113 暴 The Tyrant’s Family Hears My Thoughts and Makes Me Their Beloved 暴君一家读我心声后，将我团宠了 Fu Yuan'er福元儿Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Comic: The Tyrant's Family Survives by Hearing Her Thoughts] [Historical Romance + Transmigrated into a Book + Adorable Baby + Tyrant + Mind Reading + Beloved by All] After Jiujiu is crushed to death by someone falling from the sky, she raises a ruckus at the King of Hell's court. To avoid trouble, the King of Hell lets her transmigrate into a book as a princess. A princess of the Cold Palace, that is. From the start, the heroine frames her, and her own father orders her to be beaten to death w 2.3kReads9.1Score698Shelves

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    [What][What] It's finished! It's hilarious! The protagonist transmigrates into the body of a little princess in the cold palace, with 17 older brothers. Her mother, fearing she'll be murdered, disguises her as a boy. At two and a half years old, she sneaks out of the cold palace to play and encounters her emperor father, who wants to have her beaten to death. The protagonist can't help but complain, "With such a tyrannical ruler who doesn't distinguish right from wrong, no wonder he'll die ten years later."

14. 114 我 I'm the Fake Heiress. Who's Afraid? 我是假千金我怕谁 Ou Er Du Na欧儿督娜Ancient Romance560k WordsCompleted [Fake and real heiresses + unhinged villainess + palace and household intrigue + all the usual tropes + lighthearted comedy] Huo Chenxuan jumped into a river to save someone, only to transmigrate into a book, becoming the evil fake heiress in The True Heiress Is Reborn, and Her Five Marquis Mansion Brothers Weep as They Beg Forgiveness. The first thing she sees when she opens her eyes is the classic drowning scene, with the scumbag General Xiao swimming desperately toward her. “Don’t come any cl 2.4kReads—Score263Shelves

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    Hahaha, diarrhea, what an unreasonable request, but we still have to fulfill it.

15. 115 大 A Tale of Western Qin 大话西秦 The Strange Tales Archive怪谈档案馆304k WordsCompleted With humorous, witty prose and a gossipy archaeological flair, this book chats about the mighty Qin Dynasty, from the lowly “Stable Master” to the First Emperor, tracing its rise and fall! It includes all my favorite battles in which Qin went on the offensive or defended itself against other states. I originally planned to start writing this book next year, since historical sources are incredibly hard to find, and what I could find online was scattered all over the place. Fortunately, AI is here 25Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Want to check out this one? [Laughing emoji][smirking emoji]

16. 116 科 Technology Brings a Little Shock to the Cultivation World 科技给修仙界带来亿点点震惊 Tomato, You Little Salad番茄你个小沙拉Eastern Fantasy836k WordsCompleted [What Even Is Fantasy?] + [Wild Imagination] + [Absurdist Humor] + [I’m Done Pretending. Here’s the Truth: I’m Just Here to Make You Laugh to Death] Xia Fan, a hardcore shut-in from the future, gets by on games and anime. Then one day, he transmigrates to a parallel world of cultivation! He thought he’d get the power fantasy of cultivating with one hand and taking disciples with the other. Instead, he transmigrated into the body of “Xia Erdan” and discovered he couldn’t cultivate at all! Just 170Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I almost died laughing.

17. 117 开 I Fuse Enlightenment Tea from the Start and Keep a Low Profile 开局合成悟道茶，稳健不出 Little Goose with a Cowlick呆毛的小鹅Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted [System]+ [Synthesis]+ [Cautious]+ [Sneaky] Adapted into an animated series. Click the bottom right of the main text to watch. After transmigrating to the Immortal Realm, Lin Yuan was lucky enough to activate the Infinite Synthesis System. “Senior Brother, the secret realm is opening. Want to go together?” Lin Yuan: “No, I’m going into seclusion.” “Junior Brother, be careful when you visit the market. You should prepare a few things.” Lin Yuan: “Sure. I’ll prepare a billion little things.” “Elde 31.5kReads8.5Score3.2kShelves

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    [Already recommended] After transmigrating to the Immortal Realm, the protagonist Lin Yuan activates the Infinite Synthesis System, which allows him to synthesize mortal objects into heaven-defying treasures. For example, he can combine ordinary tea leaves into Enlightenment Tea, and even create divine artifacts such as spatial orbs. On the surface, he is as low-key as a lazy bum, but in reality, he harbors the attribute of a "sixth-place" (meaning someone who is secretly ambitious and resourceful). He always amazes everyone with his "much-perfect preparation" when facing crises—for example, even though he has already cultivated to the Nascent Soul stage, he disguises himself as a Foundation Establishment cultivator and beats up a Golden Core demon king. The plot twists are full of exciting moments.

18. 118 小 My Crazy Senior Sister Makes Her Junior Brothers and Sisters Bow to a Dog 小师姐发癫，让师弟师妹给狗磕头 Da He大禾Ancient Romance512k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + System + Violent Heroine + Trickster + Unhinged + Comedy] Sang Qianqian was the undisputed boss of Xicheng’s farmers’ market. With a single butcher’s knife, she could take on every street punk in town. But she never expected that buying a dodgy cultivation novel would make her transmigrate into a book! She became the junior sister in this awful cultivation novel and got her hands on a heaven-defying secret manual, only to discover at the very end of her training that 35Reads6.5Score—Shelves

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    [Laughing and crying][Laughing and crying][Laughing and crying][Facepalm][Facepalm]

19. 119 农 The Farmer Who Catches Ghosts 农妇抓鬼 Da He大禾Mystery207k WordsCompleted [Full of twists + transmigration and possession + hilarious antics] A mighty immortal cultivator unexpectedly loses all his powers and ends up possessing a peasant woman! To survive, he has no choice but to take two troublemakers along, exorcising ghosts and vanquishing demons as they search for his true body. A pretty farm girl, a down-and-out scholar, and a lecherous old man: three heads are better than one. Along the way, they trade jokes and insults, experiencing all the dust and bustle of t 75Reads8.4Score—Shelves
20. 120 小 My Junior Sister Used a Black Pot to Make Pills and Became the Sect's Favorite 小师妹靠黑锅炼丹竟成宗门团宠 Firefly on a Star萤火虫在星星上Ancient Romance112k WordsCompleted [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Bloodline Awakening + Substitute for the One He Loves + Comedy + Romance + Flirts Without Realizing It] Everyone says she's the good-for-nothing junior sister of the Xuandan Sect, but they don't know that Lin Chuyun has the memories of her past life as a female sovereign sealed inside her head! Ever since she was found to have a mixed five-element spirit root three years ago, she's been the lowliest menial disciple in the Xuandan Sect. While others refine pills, 502Reads—Score104Shelves
21. 121 搬 I Empty the Family Fortune, Then the 1960s Apocalypse Boss Goes on a Rampage 搬空祖产，末世大佬六零嘎嘎乱杀 White as a Grain of Rice米粒的白Modern Romance1.8M WordsOngoing [The audiobook, narrated by a real person, is now available. Go give it a listen! Transmigrates into a book + 1960s setting + laugh-out-loud antics + spirit spring space + crazy and ruthless heroine + face-slapping the scumbags + clearing everything out] End-of-the-world powerhouse Lei Qingyu transmigrates into a novel set in the era. The original owner was raised by her stepmother to be timid and submissive, and didn’t want to accept her arranged marriage and join the army. Her biological fathe 23.5kReads7.6Score2.9kShelves

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    Laugh until your stomach hurts

22. 122 末 The Happy Life of a Chubby Guy in the Apocalypse 末世肥仔的幸福生活 Lucky Chubby Big Brother好运胖哥哥Sci-Fi & Apocalypse154k WordsCompleted A new story is here: the apocalypse, zombies, a System, and an overpowered protagonist. Fatty transmigrates to the post-apocalyptic world and uses the System’s features and his own wits. After working hard, he finally settles into a carefree, shamelessly leisurely life. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is what motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 13Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Humorous story, the system helps you survive the apocalypse.

23. 123 西 No Childhood Sweetheart in Siberia 西伯利亚没有青梅 Half a Cup of Sand半盏沙Urban240k WordsCompleted #ChildhoodSweethearts #GrovelingEx #MaleLeadMakesAReversal #SweetRomance When she was three, Ma Yi tricked her into drinking “green tea,” and she held a grudge for twenty years. For twenty thousand yuan, Ma Yi is forced to call her “Daddy” and help sabotage her blind dates. Everyone laughs that they're like sworn enemies, until one night when she's burning up with fever and her scalding tears fall onto his collarbone. “Ma Yi, how long am I going to hate you?” Later, the radio stations are all bu 4Reads6.0Score—Shelves

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    This book is definitely worth adding to your wishlist! [Admiration][Admiration][Admiration]

24. 124 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I'm Bored and Looking for Some Fun 灵气复苏：无聊的我想找点乐子 A Moonlit Night in the Second Year二元明月夜Urban629k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Invincible Lead + Lighthearted + Hilarious + Meme References] (A first-time author. I originally wanted to write a spiritual qi revival story, but somehow it turned into a comedy as I kept writing.) (That can’t be right. Doesn’t that make the author a joke?) (But there’s nothing I can do. I just can’t steer it back…) … Bad news: I run into a ghost right before the semester starts. Good news: I can beat it. Bad news: The ghosts keep getting stronger. Good news: I’ve got a… Ahem, a litt 1.2kReads7.0Score113Shelves
25. 125 怒 I Chewed Out the War God: Anyone Who Breaks Off the Engagement Is a Dog 怒怼战神，谁不退婚谁是狗 Qian Mu芊木Ancient Romance565k WordsCompleted (Lighthearted comedy + everyone’s favorite + winning her back + devoted romance + building an empire) After An Zhaoning received a note saying someone at the Duke of Zhenguo’s residence was ill, she rushed straight over. When she arrived, she discovered that the person she was supposed to treat was actually Chu Liezhang, the Duke of Zhenguo himself. It was her first time treating a man, but as long as the money was right, it was no problem. After following all the steps, she successfully cleared 8.3kReads8.3Score806Shelves

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    The humorous light-footedness

26. 126 松 Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年 Highway Cat公路猫Fantastical Romance302k WordsCompleted (Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea. 148Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The story begins with picking up a nine-tailed fox, and the demon king refuses to leave. A lighthearted, comedic, slice-of-life, slow-paced cultivation story. [Laughing][laughing][laughing]

27. 127 错 I Mistook a Horror Game for a Dating Show and Accidentally Became a Legend 错把恐怖游戏当恋综一不小心封神 Why Is Magic So Powerful?魔法怎么这么灵呀Mystery547k WordsCompleted [No CP + Power Fantasy + Nonstop Thrills] Song Yi, who has cancer, suddenly gets bound to a Dating Show System. After entering the game, he doesn’t question why his role on the dating show is an abusive husband. Given an abusive husband’s script and trapped in a loop with a 99.999 murder rate, he’s stuck in a notoriously deadly newbie game. The viewers pray that the poor guy won’t die too quickly. Then Song Yi, who gets chased by ghosts every night, gives the ghosts psychological trauma instead. 20.7kReads9.3Score2.7kShelves

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    While not all of them are exactly what the questioner requested, they are still great books worth reading! Highly recommended!

28. 128 躺 Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲，系统急了 Open Wide for Candy张嘴吃糖Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea 50.1kReads9.4Score5.1kShelves
29. 129 穿 I Became the Villain's Mom and Went Viral on a Parenting Show with My Antics 穿成反派亲妈，我靠沙雕爆红娃综 The Great Attacker of Bikini Bottom比奇堡大总攻Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Villainess + Transmigrate into a Book + Face-Slapping + Celebrity Parenting Livestream] Leng Qingqing, a top agent who retired from the Quick Transmigration Bureau, transmigrates into a book as the abusive mother of a cannon-fodder character, destined to be the young villain's downfall. At this point, the little villain is on the verge of turning evil! No need to panic. With a child in one hand and a variety-show contract in the other, Leng Qingqing sets off to film a parenting show. 13.1kReads8.9Score1.5kShelves
30. 130 直 Livestream Matchmaking: The Whole Internet Begs Me to Read Their Romantic Fortunes 直播做媒：全网追着求我算姻缘 Dan Zui丹醉Urban354k WordsCompleted Gu Zhou transmigrates into the body of a fake young master cast out by a wealthy family. The real young master frames him, leaving him saddled with enormous debt. With only 1,000 yuan in his account, Gu Zhou has no choice but to start livestreaming on his phone to make money. He awakens the Matchmaker System. A compatibility score of 60% is passing, over 90% means a destined match, and over 99% means a match written in the stars. Bringing together a destined couple earns him points and cash rew 13.9kReads9.1Score1.8kShelves
31. 131 模EN After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 214.6kReads9.6Score36kShelves
32. 132 虐 Raising Kids While Taking Down Scumbags 虐渣夫妻的养娃日常 Plain Rice白饭饭Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted Three years ago, Ran Qi was sent to prison, and Yan Qingyu, pregnant with his child, was driven out of the capital amid a torrent of abuse. She waited three years, all so she could divorce this man, hailed as a young war god but, in reality, a brainless bastard. But... why was he so different after he got out of prison? The man who used to constantly praise his aunt and uncle for raising him suddenly turned against them? His fake mother-in-law aunt and his freeloading cousins: he goes after thes 810Reads9.0Score100Shelves

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    I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe countless times [laughing and crying emoji] It's so addictive, I definitely recommend it! 🔥

33. 133 转 Reborn as the Fire Cloud Evil God, I Love Prison Food! 转生火云邪神，我爱吃牢饭！ Leaving Traces in Ink拂墨留痕Male-Channel Fanfiction147k WordsCompleted [Unhinged, completely unhinged, unbelievably unhinged. The author's a lunatic.] (Perfect for absurd, brainless comedy, pushing your limits, broadening your horizons, and rethinking your perspective... The more of that, the better.) At 420 months old, young prodigy Fu Mo is a professional writer, a wage slave by day. After countless all-nighters writing with nothing to show for it, he dreams of a life behind bars. Unexpectedly, he transmigrates into the body of the Fu clan's patriarch in the Repu 48Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    My years-long constipation is cured! Remember to peek secretly, lest you regret it later.

34. 134 我 My Garden of Classic of Mountains and Seas Creatures 我的山海经动物园 Wu Zhi Yi無之一Urban336k WordsCompleted The down-on-his-luck young man Qi Fei unexpectedly inherits a dilapidated zoo on the outskirts of the city, one on the verge of demolition. Besides a mountain of debt and rusting cages, his only “inheritance” is a strange thread-bound book titled The Shan Hai Jing Manual for Managing Mythical Beast Employees. Late on the rainy night of the day he inherits it, he catches sight of a white-haired little girl in an ill-fitting lab coat, standing on tiptoe as she feeds something resembling a pink ham —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    All of them are comedies, and they're really good.

35. 135 纪 Master Ji, Start Up the Mecha! 纪师傅，请开机甲！ Wu Zhi Yi無之一Sci-Fi & Apocalypse337k WordsCompleted Other people pilot mechs with mental power. Ji Chen pilots his with metaphysics. He planned to slack off on the battlefield and keep his head down, but the mech he bonded with turned out to have a sharp tongue. It mouths off at everyone and loves singing viral square-dance hits. At the Imperial Military Academy tournament, he had his mech dance to “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style,” and the whole internet exploded: “Report! Someone’s attacking us with mental pollution!” Then an alien calamity stru —Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 136 潼 The Little Courtyard in Tongcheng: All My Tenants Are Powerful Figures from the Past 潼城小院：我家房客全是古代大佬 Wu Zhi Yi無之一Urban732k WordsOngoing Lin Xiaoman is a laid-back young man who runs his family's ancestral inn, Tongcheng Courtyard, in Tongcheng, Sichuan. He discovers by chance that the old Chinese banyan in the backyard can “hook” famous figures from history who held powerful obsessions as they lay dying. They have to stay at the inn for a full year before they can return, once their obsessions have faded. Su Shi, who came hoping for a peaceful life, initially jumps at the spiciness of hot pot, only to become unable to resist twi 4Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 137 长 Chang’an Medical Shadows: A Heartbeat in the Glorious Tang Dynasty 长安医影：穿越盛唐的心跳 Wu Zhi Yi無之一Ancient Romance185k WordsCompleted Outside Chang’an in the twenty-third year of the Kaiyuan era, among the cold grass of a ruined temple, Lin Wei, a third-year modern clinical medicine student, jolted awake in a bone-chilling wind. The moment her fingertips touched a copper medicine pot from the Tang dynasty, she transmigrated from the medical school’s archive of ancient texts to the height of the Tang dynasty. She had nothing to her name but a first-aid kit hidden at her waist and a head full of modern medical knowledge. Faced w —Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 138 救 Help! The Cultivation World Keeps Trying to Scam Me, a Glass Cannon 救命！修真界都想碰瓷我这个脆皮 Wu Zhi Yi無之一Urban140k WordsCompleted Yun Xiu, the world's strongest cultivator, survived from ancient times to the modern day. His daily routine had only three parts: cultivation, browsing memes, and avoiding karmic entanglements. He thought modern cultivation had fallen into decline and that he could finally do whatever he pleased. But when he woke up one day... The Demon Lord reincarnated as a top-tier star winked at him. “Dao Ancestor, want to pair up for a CP publicity campaign? I've got tons of HP and defense!” The aloof Sword —Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 139 全 The Beginning of the Grand Sacrifice 全员献祭之开端 Wu Zhi Yi無之一Mystery165k WordsCompleted After our family died in a car crash, we received an enormous insurance payout, only to discover, in a chilling twist, that the beneficiary was our aunt, who had been dead for ten years. On the night the lawyer read the will, my sister smiled as she splashed acid across my face. Mom livestreamed her self-immolation from a psychiatric hospital, while the comments went wild with, “Not exciting enough.” Then our mysterious guardian, who had never shown her face, finally appeared with a tattoo peeki —Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 140 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance626k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.8kReads—Score120Shelves

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    Lighthearted and funny throughout, this book is great, and it gets more and more addictive the more you read it.

41. 141 给 The Ninth Book to Earn My Daughter’s Dowry 给女儿挣嫁的第9本书 Earning a Dowry for My Daughter给女儿挣嫁妆Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Multiple Heroines]+ [Decisive and Ruthless]+ [Overpowered Power Fantasy] My master's wife passes her power on to me. My senior sister shares her cultivation with me whenever she completes a mission. The princess can accelerate my recovery. The empress... directly acknowledges me as her master... 3.9kReads7.2Score246Shelves

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    This novel is so interesting, brother, don't you want to come and take a look?

42. 142 这 Are You Sure Cultivating This Way Is Okay? 这么修仙你确定没问题么 Wu Yong吴用灬Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted Xianxia + pseudo-primordial world + no System + multiple heroines + memes + comedy + decisive and ruthless After Wu Yong transmigrates to this world, successfully becomes a disciple of the Cloudsea Peak of the Budo Sect, and awakens his Yin-Yang Eyes, he realizes that something about his path to immortality seems a little off. Other people run into all kinds of hardships when they go down the mountain on missions. He always meets beautiful women who become his confidantes. Other people fly on sw 729Reads6.1Score—Shelves

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    "Do you remember, two hundred and fifty years ago, you saved a white fox at the foot of Hehuan Sect Mountain?" "You're that white fox?" Shen Meng's eyes lit up, and she unconsciously licked her lips. "You've transformed?" She looked Cai Xukun up and down, admiring his tall figure and handsome face. "You've come to repay a debt of gratitude? Are you planning to repay me with your body? I think you're quite handsome; how about becoming my Daoist partner?" "Bullshit! How dare you insult me, you shrew!" Cai Xukun's face flushed red. "I'm the chicken you fed to the white fox back then!"

43. 143 穿 I Became a Wealthy Family's Stepmother and Went Viral on a Parenting Reality Show 穿成豪门后妈上娃综爆红了 Starry Koi星星锦鲤Modern Romance593k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + One-on-One Sweet Romance + Celebrity Parenting Show + Big Imagination + Monsters] Song Qianqian failed to ascend to immortality. When she opened her eyes, she found herself inside a wealthy-family romance novel as the wicked stepmother. In the book, the original owner was forced to marry an ugly, disabled villainous tycoon. She took out her resentment on her stepson, and after causing his death, fled in her car and died in an accident. Song Qianqian: “...” She didn’t get it. What was 15.8kReads9.4Score2.3kShelves

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    Hahaha, these books had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt! I was reading them in bed last night and almost fell off the bed laughing so hard! The jokes are so dense they're almost suffocating; the author is a genius! If you have a low threshold for laughter, beware; if you have a high threshold, get ready to laugh until your abs hurt!

44. 144 抱 Sorry, You’ll Never Catch Up to Me, NPC 抱歉啦，姐是你们追不上的npc Cilantro Is Delicious香菜很好吃Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (A completely brainless comedy from start to finish) When Yun Youyou opened her eyes, she found herself inexplicably turned into an NPC in a horror game. Cheapskate game: no wages, no benefits. As long as you don't work yourself to death, they'll work you to death. Yun Youyou: Then I have no choice but to pretend I'm a pile of crap. If I can't create any value, it's the same as not working. With nothing but her silver tongue, Yun Youyou somehow turned a horror game into a comedy. The haunted hot 28.5kReads9.3Score4.1kShelves
45. 145 开 From the Start, I Had a Black Card: A Carefree Fish in a CEO Romance 开局一张黑卡，我在霸总文当咸鱼 Cilantro Is Delicious香菜很好吃Modern Romance528k WordsCompleted “After we’re married, you can do whatever you want and buy whatever you like, but don’t go coveting things that are beyond your reach.” Shen Moze tossed a black card in front of Gu Miaomiao with a cold expression. The vicious supporting actress, Gu Miaomiao, was ecstatic inside: My cold husband never comes home, and I still get to spend his money! So Gu Miaomiao started living however she pleased. She casually joined a variety show, and somehow became an overnight sensation across the internet! 5.3kReads9.1Score701Shelves
46. 146 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 60.8kReads8.7Score6.4kShelves

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    The first chapter is hilarious, the second one brings tears to your eyes. Come on, fellow readers, try experiencing this extreme contrast of hot and cold.

47. 147 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 106.6kReads9.5Score15.4kShelves

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    "Since we're so destined to meet, how about we team up? I met a fortune teller today, who must be part of the trial. He told me I'm sure to pass, so you can follow me and you'll be fine."

48. 148 让 I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! 让你浪子回头，你怎么成魅魔了！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban529k WordsCompleted [Villainous Incubus + Campus Life + Transmigrates into a Book + Lighthearted Comedy + Subversion of Tropes + Cunning Schemer + Multiple Heroines] Su Lang transmigrates into the novel about two young men switched at birth that he was reading before he died, becoming a spoiled fake young master with dyed yellow hair. He finds himself at the point in the story where he’s supposed to threaten the cool, aloof professor goddess into tutoring him at home. The System gives him a Second-Chance Scoundrel 15.3kReads6.9Score953Shelves

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    Hahaha, this is hilarious! Warning⚠️ Don't watch this while eating, don't watch this while sleeping, and don't watch this when other people are home!

49. 149 我 I Just Awakened My System, and Her Dad Told Me to Get Lost? 我刚觉醒系统，她爸让我滚远点？ Jing Jiangyan憬江言Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Physical book deal secured, enjoy with confidence] [Ultimate power fantasy] [Decisive and ruthless] [Absurd comedy] [One heroine] [Ensemble cast] [Unhinged] Year 529 of the Cultivation Calendar. Yun Mochen wakes from a nap and unexpectedly awakens a System. [Absorb qi and blood to grow stronger!] But there's one big problem: his girlfriend of three months is the daughter of the Zhu Clan's Emperor, one of the five great cultivation clans. Even worse, her emperor father comes straight to his door 69.7kReads8.6Score5.6kShelves
50. 150 大 The Young Lady's Personal Trouble-Making Sidekick 大小姐的专属惹事跟班 Minotaur Warrior牛头人战士Urban1.6M WordsCompleted My name is Qin Luo, and I found myself inside an urban novel that combined every kind of Dragon King storyline. From the start, I got the “Strongest Lackey System.” The more lackey-like things I did, the stronger I became. What else could I do? I chose to become Su Muwan's personal lackey. She would eventually become the final great villain. I provoked all sorts of chosen ones, seized their opportunities, and did every kind of evil. You ask who is pulling my strings? Hmph! You're not worthy of k 53.1kReads9.2Score5.3kShelves

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