Any Books That'll Make You Laugh Until You Pee Yourself? 有没有那种笑到蹿稀的书

1. 51 成 1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事 Three Layers of Rain三层雨409k WordsCompleted A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting. 4kReads—Score255Shelves
2. 52 开 From the Start, I Had My Brother Try It First to See If There Were Any Side Effects 开局让兄弟先试下有没有副作用 Blank Taoist空白道士Urban361k WordsOngoing [Try Not to Laugh] [High-Martial-Arts Setting] [System] [Transmigration] [Not Invincible] Jiang Xi... where is this? Where's my System? System, get out here, quick! I can't take this anymore! [Ding! Binding failed...] “Li Hao, be good and take this medicine.” Li Hao, who was as furious as if he'd been fitted with an engine, roared: “Jiang Xi, I treated you like a brother, and you treat me like some guy living the good life?” Meanwhile, Jiang Xi was circling around the pond like a little submarin 127Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I stumbled upon a novel that will have you laughing until you cry! Read it while you can…

3. 53 修 The Cultivation Stage Is Huge, So Keep Your Cheats to Yourself 修仙大舞台，挂小你别来 Mo Xiaofan莫小烦Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Bizarre] [Anti-cliché] [Surreal] [Everyone is a lunatic] [If you can't explode in silence, go mad in silence.] [The middle of each volume blows up, and every volume ends with a bang. Each one is better than the last!] [If you come across a scene that makes you want to flame me, I sincerely hope you'll read the whole volume first. The parts you want to criticize might all be foreshadowing.] Mo Yu transmigrated, with a ridiculously lucky start and a save-and-reload golden finger! The corner o 6.7kReads7.7Score710Shelves

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   If you enjoy abstract protagonists, outrageous plots, and laugh-out-loud moments, watch this now! The possibilities for abstraction are endless! [Learned something new]

4. 54 开 From the Start, I Opened a Box Containing Myself, and the Demons Lost It 开局开盒自己，妖魔全破防了 Mo Xiaofan莫小烦Urban178k WordsOngoing [Hilarious Absurdity × Unhinged Shenanigans × Anti-Trope × Invincible Protagonist] I, Lu Wang, am eighteen, and I doxxed myself on a demon forum. All you demon dads, I'm at Building 4, Apartment 404, Xingfuli. Panda blood, crunchy texture. First come, first served! The demons laughed. “This bait post is so fake.” So I hit back with a perfectly self-consistent smear campaign: I claimed the Holy Maiden visited a club for male escorts and the Demon Lord was being kept by Red Sister. That day, 3Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 55 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335kReads9.8Score46.9kShelves

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   It's so funny!

6. 56 阴 The Living King of Hell of the Yin-Yang Realm 阴阳界活阎王 Brother from Heihe黑河小哥Mystery1.2M WordsOngoing Evil spirits: “Hell is empty, and devils walk among us!” Unorthodox cultivators: “Compared to him, I’m just a rookie!” Righteous cultivators: “Who let him cultivate?!” Li Dao: “Ahem, let me clear things up. I did all those things... just kidding.” 196Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This book is worth reading.

7. 57 聻 The Ghost Chronicles 聻鬼录 Wind Feather Illusion风翎幻Urban1.2M WordsOngoing 100% original, handwritten by the author [Urban cultivation + supernatural powers + beautiful female ghosts + hilarious comedy + all kinds of outrageous antics] As the saying goes: when a person dies, they become a ghost; when a ghost dies, they become a jian! The unlucky Long Gaishi accidentally encounters a ghost, defies fate, and becomes a ghost tamer, stepping into the bizarre and utterly ridiculous world of the supernatural. While others raise ghosts to battle, he cuddles up with stunning 3.9kReads9.3Score360Shelves

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   Then take a look at this book.

8. 58 爆 Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up 爆笑读心术，王爷吃瓜吃到吐 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance452k WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: The Hilarious Mind-Reading Art: The Prince Laughs at Gossip Until He Chokes Manhua adaptation: The Princess's Inner Thoughts Are Full of Gossip, and the Prince Is Hooked; The Princess's Inner Thoughts Can't Be Hidden [Historical fantasy + mind-reading + gossip System + silly comedy + System space + sweet romance + feel-good revenge + transmigration to an alternate world + palace and household intrigue + devoted and powerful couple + marriage before love + healing a posses 24kReads9.1Score2kShelves

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   The comedy starts from Chapter 1. It's insane and hilarious! ① A mind-reading system plus a gossip-eating system, both crazy and funny. ② A female military doctor transmigrates into a coffin to be buried alive, only to discover the handsome man isn't quite dead yet—sweet and hilarious. ③ The female lead is reborn and takes revenge on the scumbag, turning him into a eunuch.

9. 59 陪 On the Night of My Burial, I Brought the God of War Prince Back from the Dead 陪葬夜，我让战神王爷起死回生 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors" Animated adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors: The Prince’s Beloved" [Hilarious + Transmigration + Sweet romance + Obsessive love + Devoted pairing + Imperial physician heroine + Palace and household intrigue + Inspirational] I was a military doctor with a PhD when I transmigrated, only to find myself about to be buried alive as a sacrifice for the dead God of War, the Prince? I grabbed the burial offerings and ran, planning to live in luxu 20.9kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves
10. 60 做 Be a Concubine? You're Not Worthy! I'll Find a Better Match, and You'll Beg Me to Stay 做妾？你也配？另谋高嫁你下跪 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance565k WordsCompleted This book is now available as a full-cast audio drama, and it’s hilarious! Give it a listen! [Hilarious Transmigration + Medical Space + Sweet, Satisfying Romance + Power Struggles + Palace and Household Intrigue + Mutual Devotion and Strength] A genius in medicine and poison transmigrates to ancient times with a medical space. She wakes up in a coffin, only to have a bewitching man try to steal it? Her ex-husband favors his concubine, abuses his wife, and shamelessly claims her dowry? Her fathe 5.6kReads8.9Score554Shelves
11. 61 大 Great Ming: I, Zhu Wenzheng, Am the Eldest Grandson of the Main Branch 大明，我朱文正乃长房长孙 Men Jieliefu门劫裂夫Historical913k WordsOngoing Zhu Wenzheng was the true eldest grandson of the Zhu family, and its strongest fighter. Yet he died of depression at a young age. While out fishing, Li Ergou gets into a traffic accident and somehow transmigrates into the Ming Dynasty, into the body of Zhu Wenzheng, who has been gravely wounded in the Battle of Hongdu. The moment he remembers that Zhu Wenzheng’s fate is to be placed under house arrest until his death, Li Ergou feels his whole world crumbling. No way! I have to change my fate. I 113Reads7.3Score104Shelves
12. 62 大 Great Ming: My Uncle Is Zhu Yuanzhang 大明我大伯是朱元璋 Men Jieliefu门劫裂夫Historical1.2M WordsCompleted He was Zhu Yuanzhang’s most trusted nephew. He was also the person who gave Zhu Yuanzhang the biggest headache. He loved to play the rascal, and though people could beat and scold him, they couldn’t kill him. After all, he was the only son of Zhu Yuanzhang’s second elder brother. But this guy really was a troublemaking lout who drove the entire court crazy: he tricked Old Zhu, conned Young Zhu, and loved beating up Zhu Laosi. 20.2kReads8.8Score852Shelves
13. 63 为 Pretending to Be a Fool to Protect Myself 为了自保装傻子 Men Jieliefu门劫裂夫Historical521k WordsCompleted Li Ergou transmigrated to an era of the Ming Dynasty that never existed, only to discover that his long-dead grandfather had also been a transmigrator. His grandfather had left him an incredibly wealthy estate, along with soldiers, money, and power. He was even related to the imperial family, and his father was a staunch loyalist to the emperor. The only problem was that the crown prince couldn’t stand him. Thinking about all this left Li Ergou feeling helpless. He had nothing but a bit of stren 1.6kReads8.1Score102Shelves
14. 64 开EN Starting as the Peak Master: Signing In for an Ultimate Emperor Armament! 开局成为首座，签到极道帝兵！ Egg-Breaking Expert拆蛋专家Eastern Fantasy6.5M WordsOngoing [Lighthearted daily life + invincible + Backer Sect + call for reinforcements when unable to win + schemer + no martial ethics + longevity] Because he had died once before, Hua Yunfei always put staying alive first. He had hidden away on Daoyuan Peak for a hundred years, performing sign-in for a hundred years. [Beep, congratulations to the Host on completing one hundred years of sign-in and obtaining the Ultimate Emperor Weapon: the Chaos Bell] The Dark Blood Era arrived, plunging Heaven an 136.5kReads9.2Score7.7kShelves

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    🔥"Ancestor, Stop Hiding! The Universe is Doomed!" Is here! 🌟Hua Yunfei, a mysterious figure who has been signing in at Daoyuan Peak for a century, seeking only self-preservation. 💥The universe faces annihilation, and the Dark Blood Era is surging forth. 🎯Will the Ancestor continue to hide, or will he step forward to save all living beings? 💫Come and delve into this magnificent novel to find out!

15. 65 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 55.7kReads—Score532Shelves

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    I laughed until my stomach hurt, I laughed every time I watched it.

16. 66 老 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score110Shelves
17. 67 金 King of Golden Spatula! I Build Synergies in the Cultivation World 金铲铲之王！我在修仙界凑羁绊 One Lighter a Day一天一个打火机Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Fang Nian, an avid player of Golden Spatula and a perennial Diamond-tier gatekeeper in Teamfight Tactics, died. Well, not quite. He transmigrated to a cultivation world overflowing with spiritual energy. When he opened his eyes again, Fang Nian discovered that he could see everyone's synergies! Some random guy Synergy: Deadweight (1/3). When activated, the entire cultivation team's spiritual energy absorption speed is reduced by 50%. Synergy: Glutton (2/4/6). When activated, the entire cultivati 4.3kReads8.3Score430Shelves

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    The moment I opened the first page, I burst out laughing.

18. 68 癫 Crazy! The Craziest of Them All! Who Isn't Crazy in a CEO Romance? 癫！癫中癫！霸总文里哪有不癫的 Five Blessings Rabbit五福兔Two Male Leads508k WordsCompleted Also known as: Mad! Madder than Mad! How Can a CEO Romance Not Be Completely Unhinged? [Two male leads + gossip-watching + office worker + other people’s inner monologues floating above their heads] Lin Heng transmigrates into a book, and there are two pieces of news. The good news is that he has a secure job working for a domineering CEO, inheriting his father’s position. It’s been passed down for three generations, and even when you leave, the job remains. He can also see other people’s inner 5.9kReads9.2Score800Shelves

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    ① Chen Yang, after time-traveling, encounters unspoken rules and thinks he can reach the pinnacle of life, only to see a rich, bullfrog-like woman. **Chen Yang**: "Mencius said: Wealth and honor cannot be bought with silver!" (With a firm resolve, he runs away) 🔥 **Faced with a barrage of negative comments online, he chooses to indiscriminately lash out:** "Laugh at me for being crazy? I wish you diarrhea!" ✓ He then sets the setting to "Only fans can criticize" ✓ He gains a million haters, who are also fans. 💥 **A real-life record of a reality show's chaotic romance:** **Staff:** "Why did you participate in the show?" **Chen Yang**: "300,000 per episode, wouldn't you do it?" **Staff:** "What's your personality like?" **Chen Yang**: "Introverted, I don't dare to kiss beautiful women directly." **Staff:** "Good morning~" **Chen Yang**: "Who says good morning at 5 am? Did the King of Hell just get off work?!" 🌟 **Reading Highlights** 🌟 ✅ Crazy literature becomes reality ✅ Using immorality to defeat magic ✅ Entertainment Industry Anti-PUA Ceiling ②✨**While others transmigrate into books to fall in love, I transmigrate to inherit my family's iron rice bowl!**✨ Lin Heng transmigrates into a book and happily obtains a "butler family" position—✔️Inheriting his father's business as an assistant to a domineering CEO✔️One job passed down for three generations, the job remains even after the person leaves✔️Bonus superpower: Seeing **embarrassing narration** above everyone's heads! **Workplace daily life be like:** 🔥Dealing with the white moonlight who spent 7 million of the underage domineering CEO's money in two months: "Here's 5 million to leave him!" ☕️After being splashed with coffee by the white moonlight, he calls the police: "Damaged haute couture suit, I suggest you use a sewing machine to pay back the debt!" Silly bodyguard: No compensation, no payback💼Disciplining the silly bodyguard: "Payback? Do you think you're playing a domineering CEO novel?!" ③ Shu Yan is bound to the female supporting character's revenge system, holding a **text modification golden finger**—**Just change a few words, and the plot directly collapses into a hilarious comedy!** **🔥**Domestic Strife Novel:** The Prince Wants to Force-feed the Princess with Excrement? **Before Revision:** "The Prince Picked Up a Bowl of Excrement and Forced it on the Princess" **After Revision:** "The Prince Picked Up a Bowl of Excrement and Forced It on Himself" **Result:** The Prince chugs it down in a frenzy, **Servants:** Who said the Prince doesn't love the Princess? He can't even bear to waste excrement! **Princess:** "I'd rather have nothing than this kind of love!" 🔥**CEO Novel:** The Scumbag CEO Kills His Wife to Prove His Dao? **Before Revision:** "The CEO Grabs the Heiress to Explain" **After Revision:** "The CEO Grabs the Chandelier to Explain" **Result:** The CEO Transforms into Tarzan, Swinging on a Chandelier! **Heiress:** "Get Back! Get Back!" ④✨**Others cultivate immortality through arduous practice, I use gossip as a perpetual motion machine for merit! **✨ Xie Nanxi, a notorious "wicked true lord" in the cultivation world, wakes up to find herself transmigrated into the body of the real daughter of a future descendant who was switched at birth— **Good news**: She comes with the universe's strongest gossip system; every bite of gossip she eats earns her a bit of merit! **Bad News:** You need to accumulate a million merit points to return to the Immortal Realm... **Xie Nanxi:** "Help me up! I can enjoy this gossip for another five hundred years!" 🍉**Daily Gossip Time**🍉 ✔️Watching the village chief's black dog cheat: "Tsk tsk, the dog world is pretty fancy too?" ✔️Exposing the online dating scams of high-IQ romantics: "Transferring a million every week, are you raising an electronic pet? Being cuckolded is your deserved blessing." **Saved Sufferers**: "Although she's immoral, she's really good at getting along with people!" **Immortal Realm Colleagues**: "She's earned so much merit, I'm almost out of merit from anger!" 🔥**Secret to Increasing Merit Points**🔥 ✅ Be immoral when gossiping, and you'll naturally gain merit! ✅ There's no gossip I can't get my hands on in the Three Realms! 😌

19. 69 让 You Want Me to Be the Wicked Female Lead? I'll Rewrite the Plot and Become a CEO 让我当恶毒女配？我改剧情当霸总 Yi Qiansha忆茜纱Ancient Romance647k WordsCompleted [Laugh-Out-Loud Shenanigans + Transmigration into a Book + Plot Rewrites + Strong Female Lead + No Romance] This book is absolutely unhinged (originally titled "I Changed the Plot and Made the Regent Eat You-Know-What". That title was rejected, so it got a new one.) After getting dumped by her domineering CEO boyfriend, Shu Yan happens upon a Supporting Female Character Revenge System. It lets her transmigrate into all kinds of novels and rewrite the plots for the supporting female characters. · 13.3kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves
20. 70 全 Everyone Hears My Thoughts and Joins the Gossip, While the Real Heiress Drops Bombshells 全员读心来吃瓜，真千金爆大料啦 Innocent Chicken Feet无辜鸡爪Modern Romance289k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + The Real Ancestor + Feel-Good Showbiz + Gossipy Aunties as the Intelligence Network + Divine Lightning Protection] Xie Nanxi, ancestor of the Xie family, was given the title True Lord of Virtue, though people called her the True Lord of Vice. She transmigrates as the real heiress from the Xie family’s future generations who was switched at birth, bringing along the universe’s most powerful gossip System: the Karma-For-Gossip System. Every piece of gossip she enj 3.3kReads9.3Score411Shelves
21. 71 全 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 181.5kReads9.5Score23.4kShelves

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    I laughed so hard I wet the bed and got beaten by the caregiver.

22. 72 穿 Transmigrated as the Only Child of an Heirless Emperor, I'm Spoiled by Everyone 穿成绝嗣帝王唯一幼崽，被团宠了 Jin Lindong金凛冬Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Raising a child + an emperor with no heirs + everyone dotes on her + redemption + transmigrate into a book] Tu Cha transmigrates into a book, becoming the cannon-fodder Ninth Princess in a story where everyone dotes on the heroine. In the original story, her birth mother dies early, and she is abandoned in the cold palace at birth. She is destined to freeze to death seven days later. Then the heroine impersonates her, claiming to be the child of the heirless emperor. With Tu Cha's personal be 11.9kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves
23. 73 星 The Galaxy Is My Betrothal Gift! 星河为聘！ Still Haven't Eaten My Fill Today今天也没吃饱Ancient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + 1vN + immortal cultivation + all male leads are virgins + ensemble cast + side couples, do not read if you dislike them] Shen Yun transmigrated into a book, landing in an absurd male-oriented cultivation novel. The original heroine, Bai Qimeng, had a special constitution that drew several powerful men into forcing their love on her. Shen Yun, meanwhile, became the original heroine’s junior sister, a mere backdrop for the plot. Shen Yun was speechless. Shen Yun prayed. Give m 63.5kReads9.3Score7.7kShelves
24. 74 当 Be the Internet Emperor and Live a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝，享缺德人生 Evil Mother Orangutan恶毒母猩猩Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th 30.8kReads8.9Score4.8kShelves
25. 75 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 61.3kReads9.5Score90kShelves
26. 76 震 Shocking! My Boyfriend Is the Boss of a Horror Dungeon 震惊！男友竟是恐怖副本BOSS Tuoba Dumpling拓跋饺子Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Supernatural + Two powerful leads + Horror-game instances + Lighthearted and funny + Boyfriend is the BOSS + Devoted husband + Both are virgins] On her birthday, Shen Jiahe’s boyfriend told her that the number of players entering horror-game instances had surged, and as the instance’s big BOSS, he had to work overtime and couldn’t come home. Shen Jiahe laughed in anger. He could have just said he was cheating on her! Instead, he came up with such a ridiculous excuse! She dumped the scumbag that 51.3kReads9.2Score5.9kShelves
27. 77 宝 Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦：开局一只大哥炭小侍 Kaili Who Loves Xishagua Melons喜欢硒砂瓜的凯尔丽Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing [Rating is out, and everyone who's read it says it's great!] Also known as: "I Fell Off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Have a Weird Art Style," "Pokemon: I Started with a Big-Brother Charcadet," and "Pokemon: The Record of an Undead Champion" [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No Transmigration] + [No Rebirth] + [No Female Lead] + [Comedy] + [Merged Regions] + [Original Elements] + [Slice of Life] + [Friendship] + [Light Novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a Pokémon Master. I 14.1kReads8.5Score1.5kShelves

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    The rating just came out, it'll probably go up. The protagonist is an alternate version of Ash and Red from a parallel world, with his own story, his own team, and his own path to becoming a Pokémon Master. There's no system, no rebirth, no time travel (unless you consider traveling from this world to Greenery counts, then disregard what I said). It's based on the original world setting, with some personal additions. All the Pokémon are humanized, the protagonist is silly yet passionate, the story is absolutely exciting and hilarious, please support and check it out!

28. 78 技 A Great Brawl of Technicians: A Tidal Wave of Skills Sweeps the Heavens 技师大混战，技能狂潮席卷诸天 Big Empty Head脑袋空空广Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Infinite Flow] + [Ridiculous Skills] + [Lighthearted Comedy] The Gods’ Game suddenly descends, forcing all living beings to take part in round after round of games. This game sweeping across the heavens is a grand feast laid out by the supreme rulers. The male lead, Wei Ji, awakens the core skill [Man Among Men, Lu Bu] and the divine skill [Fated to Be Alone]. He becomes a celibate Lu Bu, invincible and peerless beneath the heavens. (There are frequent scenes of betraying his sworn fathers.) We 3.5kReads8.1Score201Shelves

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    It wasn't that exaggerated, and it didn't give me diarrhea [facepalm], but it was really interesting, and you can tell it's a book that was put a lot of thought into.

29. 79 系 System? Didn't I Just Bind to One? 系统？我不是刚刚绑定过了吗？ Eighty Great Mountains八十大山Eastern Fantasy350k WordsOngoing [Transmigration] [Dual Systems] [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious and Absurd] Everyone else gets cheat powers from a single System. My two Systems spend every day fighting each other! Ye Ao transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. His name happens to match the legendary online-game ID "Ye Ao, What Can You Do About It?", accidentally activating an online-game System. He thinks he is about to sweep across the immortal world with cheat powers all the way, but who could have guessed a whol 8.6kReads8.3Score821Shelves

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    Light and cheerful books

30. 80 撷 The Journey to Win Your Heart 撷君行 Stay Together Forever常相守Eastern Fantasy201k WordsOngoing Time’s wheels roll ever onward into the mid-Tang era. On this land shrouded by evil spirits, the people suffer while no one comes to their aid. Only Sun A Shi, the Medicine King, leads his disciples in searching for the secret to driving the evil spirits away. Three couples among the Medicine King’s disciples, Jiang Ze and Jiegeng, Gancao and Guizhi, and Doukou and Didi, hold fast to their faith in battle and never give up in the face of hardship. Like dancers, they weave love and hate into a ma 126Reads—Score—Shelves

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    "I wish you would gather more of this, for it is the most cherished symbol of longing": The novel *Xie Xie Jun Xing* (谢貴行) opens with an absurd scene set in the late Tang Dynasty, focusing on six heroes of traditional Chinese medicine exorcising evil spirits. Descendants of historical figures such as Tang Banzong, Wei Xiaozheng, Tang Xiaozang, Hou Yi, Sun Ashi, Song Yixian, Wang Xiaoshun, and Zhan Le all make appearances. It depicts the myriad aspects of human life while incorporating modern elements. A work that blends antiquity with fresh humor—a truly delightful piece! @Mo Yan

31. 81 身 Everyone Around Me Is a Liability. How Am I Supposed to Cultivate? 身边全是坑货，让我怎么修仙 Only Star in the Azure Sea苍海只星Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing “You bastard! I just won five million, and before I could even enjoy it, you blew my head off. What, you killed me and now you want to share my body? What about my money? My wife? You want it all? You son of a, ” A shameless protagonist, teammates who are a pain in the ass, unlucky enemies, and a mysterious world. Bai Jian picks up a minor character who even sabotages himself, then stages one hilarious and absurd adventure after another in a wondrous cultivation world, gradually uncovering its g 704Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I just added a bookshelf yesterday. Excerpt from Chapter 131: I was an orphan, orphaned from childhood. I was taken in by two elderly people who pitied my plight and raised me. They also had a young daughter, Lotus, my childhood sweetheart. We had meager land and a humble home, with no savings, yet my parents toiled tirelessly without complaint. Time flew by, and eighteen years passed in a flash. Though our days were simple and hard, Lotus warmed my heart. My daughter grew into a beautiful and talented young woman, stunning all others. Lotus and I fell in love and pledged our lives to each other. One day, I encountered a cultivator who said of my unparalleled talent and wanted to take me as a disciple to pass on his teachings. He said that if I attained enlightenment, the world would be astonished. I had no desire for immortality, only to grow old with Lotus. However, my family was poor and my parents were ill, so I had to become their disciple to repay their kindness. I gave them elixirs and miraculous medicines, and they recovered completely. I followed my master to seek immortality. At our parting, we were heartbroken, vowing never to forget each other, and to return together in immortality. Reluctant to part, the fragrant grass seems to understand my heart. Six years have passed since we parted, night after night I think of you, day after day. My master, seeing my mortal heart stirred, ordered me to descend the mountain to face the trials of love. Returning home, I collapsed to the ground, my house destroyed, my fields barren, my parents dead, their bones withered. Lotus committed suicide in the mass grave. Only then did I learn the reason, and anger rose within me, a wicked heart ignited. A wealthy man, heartless and lustful, took Lotus into his household. Lotus refused, her beauty ruined, my parents heartbroken, losing their lives. Lotus cried out to heaven, but received no answer, and followed him to the underworld. I searched for Lotus's remains that night, only to be torn apart by wolves and dogs, my heart breaking. The path to immortality is severed, life is meaningless, I vow revenge for my beloved. Kill! ...

32. 82 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 105.9kReads9.7Score12.3kShelves

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    Seriously hilarious! The female lead is incredibly abstract, more abstract than you can imagine! She'll suddenly start talking at the drop of a hat, it's crazy, silly, and incredibly funny, and she did things I wanted to do but didn't dare to! ① The female lead is rebellious and insists on appearing on the variety show the male and female leads are on. Her manager says she needs to be famous first, so she goes on Weibo and posts: [Jiang Qiyu V]: I'm back! This time, I'll hear all the rumors about me!! Sister Chen: "Don't call me sister, you're my sister! I asked you to build up your popularity, and you're going crazy online?!" The female lead: "Just tell me if I have popularity or not." You really know what popularity is, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!

33. 83 我 I'm Crazy, Don't Mess with Me. I Love Putting on an Act, Remember That 我神经，别惹我，就爱死装你记住 Chen Jiujiu沉酒九Modern Romance890k WordsCompleted [One-on-one + Happy Ending + Goofy + Completely Unhinged + Bonkers + Insane + Meme-filled] [Unhinged celebrity x domineering CEO who's not cold and aloof] Si Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming an unknown supporting actress in an old-fashioned novel. The System ordered her to redeem the second male lead, or it would wipe out all her assets. Si Qian looked at her remaining balance of two yuan and fifty cents, then gave the System a huge slap. Quit yelling! You're scaring away all my money! A 12.9kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves
34. 84 高 High Martial: You Asked Me to Enlist, and I Became a Five-Star General? 高武：让你参军，成五星大将了？ Bu Qufan不屈凡Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [High martial arts + System + satisfying story + fiery action + dominance + righteous path + decisive killing] Gu Ming transmigrated to a world of high martial arts. Because he had to make ends meet, he couldn’t follow the usual path of taking the college entrance exam and entering a martial arts university for a safe cultivation journey. With no other choice, he embarked on the extremely dangerous path of joining the army, fighting exotic beasts and the myriad races, and surviving one near-deat 24.4kReads8.7Score2.6kShelves

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    Must-read for those experiencing a reading slump; time to stay up all night reading! [Already added to wishlist][Already added to wishlist]

35. 85 守 I Guarded the City for a Hundred Years, Yet Everyone Blames Me? Don't Come to Me When Your Clan Is Wiped Out! 守城百年千夫所指？灭族别找我！ Unerring Gun Sense绝对枪感Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted [Demonic Cultivation Big Shot] [The World Against Him] [Invincible, Wildly Satisfying] [His Entire Clan Gets Wiped Out] "You Don’t Need Me to Guard the Border? Now That the Great Demons Are at the Gates, You’re Scared" (Slow start, then all hell breaks loose after chapter 60.) When the demon race invaded, Lu Yang guarded a lonely city all by himself for a hundred years, bringing a century of peace to the Canglan Domain. But after the eight great demon clans launched a joint sneak attack, he was 12.8kReads7.9Score1.1kShelves
36. 86 网 Tennis: At Rikkai, I Get Stronger Just by Going AFK 网球：人在立海大，挂机就变强 Happy Little Goldfish快乐的小金鱼Anime Fanfiction494k WordsCompleted (No female lead!) Gaoqiao Yanyan transmigrates into the Prince of Tennis world, joins Rikkai Dai from the start, and awakens an AFK System that makes him stronger just by lying flat. “After one day AFK, you’ll have a basic grasp of tennis and regional-level ability.” “After one week AFK, you’ll have mastered tennis and reached Kanto-level ability.” “After one month AFK, you’ll have perfected your tennis skills and reached national-level ability.” … “After one year AFK, your tennis skills will ha 5.7kReads8.9Score430Shelves
37. 87 开 From the Start, I Was Given a Fifty-Fifty Chance, Then Found a Demonic Junior Brother Down the Mountain 开局赠五五开，下山捡妖孽小师弟 World-Weary Nobody厌世小透明Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Invincible power fantasy + humorous comedy + cheeky troublemaking] [Can stack to an even match + big senior brother of a minor sect + black-robed figures everywhere] When calamities descend upon the myriad worlds, when the old lands return, when the divine race looks down on all immortals... A mysterious woman from the Immortal Realm brought a young man back to the Shanhai Monastery. Xia Shuyang became its eldest disciple. In his spare time, he went down the mountain to recruit disciples on his 5.6kReads8.6Score341Shelves
38. 88 当 When a Ghost Meets a Dog: What Are You Looking At? 当鬼遇上狗：你瞅啥？ Little Taoist of Guishan龟山小道Urban541k WordsCompleted My life has been full of misfortune, so I’ve never believed in fate. It was all thanks to toxic feel-good slogans that I found the courage to keep living. As I struggled against fate, I discovered that the only way to protect myself was to do things even I couldn’t understand. As long as fate is left utterly baffled, I have a chance to survive. If fate won’t let me be human, fine. I can always become a ghost. If fate won’t let me be a ghost, fine. I can always become a dog. If I’m human, I’m bol 553Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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    A novel with a creativity that transcends the ordinary, leaving its kind far behind. Fate won't let me be human? No problem, I'll be a ghost. Fate won't let me be a ghost? No problem, I'll be a dog! If I'm human, I'll be fearless; if I'm a dog, what can anyone do to me!

39. 89 我 My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Drives Away Every Woman Who Takes an Interest in My Husband 我儿子三岁，是个笑话精，专克老公桃花 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Keeps My Husband's Admirers at Bay 2kReads—Score—Shelves

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    LOL

40. 90 白 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 7.6kReads—Score118Shelves
41. 91 我 My Sister’s Boss Fell for My Brother 我姐的老板爱上了我弟 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted My Sister's Boss Fell in Love with My Brother 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
42. 92 这 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折9k WordsCompleted This pregnancy story is completely wild. 681Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 93 顶 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 396Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 94 港 Hong Kong Crossover: Why Do They Call Me a Psycho? 港综：为何说我是疯批？ Already Hit Rock Bottom已到低谷Male-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing “You’re the crown prince of Hung Hing? Nice! Very nice!” “You’re the crown prince of the Red Light District? Excellent! Excellent!” “You’re the crown prince of show business? Fantastic!” “You’re the crown prince of the entire Hong Kong entertainment scene? You’re the best of all!” “You’re asking who I am?” “I’m nothing special. I’m the crown prince of the crazy world. That’s right, crazy as in mentally ill!” Wang Taiyi, a chronically ill office worker, dies suddenly on the job and transmigrates 58.1kReads8.3Score3.6kShelves

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    So funny! [Shy][shy][shy][shy][shy]

45. 95 深 Abyss Game: My Whole Body Is Covered in Cheats 深渊游戏：我全身都是外挂 It's Kita Ikuyo!是喜多郁代哟Mystery1.3M WordsOngoing [Infinite-flow + easygoing and laid-back + overpowered protagonist] [Your arm feels angry, so it strengthens its own muscle tissue and grants you extraordinary strength.] [Your brain gathers information from your five senses, processes it, and passes the remaining information on to you.] [You feel afraid, but your body disagrees. You awaken the ability “Intentional Haymaker,” and all it takes is one punch to knock down the enemy in front of you.] Xu Tong has always known that something is wrong 1.9kReads8.1Score177Shelves
46. 96 她 She Goes Crazy, He Has Her Back: No One Dares Cross Them on the Dating Show 她发疯，他兜底，恋综谁都惹不起 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [1v1, ultra-sweet + hilarious + showbiz + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping] [Hilarious sweetie celebrity vs. all-around movie star who plays the pig to eat the tiger] Right after transmigrating into a book, Shi Er'er is ordered by a scumbag to pole dance on a livestream watched by a million people. Shi Er'er yanks the pole out of the ground and performs a whole staff routine, then knocks the scumbag out with two hard blows. The comments go wild: "That's badass!!!" When the scumbag tries 33.1kReads9.5Score5.3kShelves

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    A hilarious story! The female lead is truly eccentric, going crazy at any moment – ​​a classic example of insanity! You'll laugh until you can't stand up straight! ① Because she was betrayed by a scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into the book and was immediately stabbed into the hospital by extreme CP fans. The female lead went insane on the spot, spouting wild nonsense in her live stream! Fans who accidentally stumbled upon the story were terrified! The male lead has a unique thought process, surprisingly on the same wavelength as the female lead, and in the end…

47. 97 脚 After Kicking My Trash Ex, I Turned the Whole Internet Upside Down 脚踢渣男后，我反手颠翻全网 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance361k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + comedy + 1v1 dating show + talking to animals + absolute nonsense + devoted couple] One day, she transmigrated into a book about the entertainment industry, becoming the stand-in for the female lead’s white moonlight before her return from abroad. When faced with her scumbag boyfriend’s emotional manipulation, Sheng Qing turned the tables and had him committed to a psychiatric hospital. She even posted a caption: “Heard I was throwing myself at you? Give me a break. Meeting you was li 10.4kReads9.4Score1.7kShelves
48. 98 那 The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者 Squirrel Under the Mushroom House蘑菇屋下的松鼠Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted (Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast 160.3kReads9.3Score16.9kShelves

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    🍍🥭🍇Transmigrating into the world of cultivation, witness how he stirs up a storm and becomes the number one scourge, loved and hated by all! "The Number One Scourge of the Cultivation World" takes you on a unique cultivation journey, a blend of humor and passion, intrigue and adventure—don't miss it!

49. 99 我 I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星，搞点副业很合理吧？ My Meat Is Really Tasty我肉真好吃Urban2.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 70.2kReads9.2Score6.2kShelves

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    I love reading funny books! I laugh until my cheeks hurt! Su Mu transmigrated into a book, becoming a lowly, scandal-ridden celebrity who started out in a dating reality show. While others were vying for the top spot in dating reality shows, afraid of being too arrogant, Su Mu glared, stretched out her leg, and immediately started acting like a complete idiot and going crazy. Faced with the scumbag's attacks, she ripped off his car door on the spot: "I'm a wicked woman, I don't love men, dare to talk nonsense again, I'll twist your skull!"

50. 100 发 Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up 发疯摆烂上恋综，嘴在前飞脑狂追 Fine Night良宵Modern Romance588k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + ridiculous antics + unhinged humor + absolutely shameless] Su Mu transmigrates into a book and becomes a washed-up nobody with a mountain of scandals. From the start, she’s already on a dating reality show. While everyone else on these shows works themselves to the bone, terrified of seeming too carefree, Su Mu glares, sticks out a leg, and immediately gives up and goes berserk. When a scumbag comes at her, she rips his car door right off: “I’ve got a wicked mind, and I’ve never lov 9.1kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves

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