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1. 951 仙 Blessed Beyond the Heavens 仙福齐天 Spicy Pickled Peppers and Pork Ribs糟辣椒炒排骨Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted What is cultivation really for? To strengthen the self and seek the path to immortality? Or to break free of fate’s shackles and grasp life’s true meaning? Perhaps to find a sanctuary for the soul and gain the power to challenge the heavens? No. None of those. At least, not for Li Chuan. He’s here to enjoy the blessings of an immortal… 30.3kReads8.3Score2.3k14d adds

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   It's so satisfying; the protagonist doesn't have a partner and keeps relying on others.

2. 952 只 A World Where I'm the Only One Cast as a Nobody 只有我是路人设定的世界 Cicadas Don't Perch on Paulownias蝉不挨梧Urban2.9M WordsOngoing A reverse comeback story about how the protagonist goes from being a good-for-nothing to becoming even more useless (laughs). When setting up the book, the author couldn’t even find a suitable category... Silly everyday antics, absurdity, light novel. Unexpected plot turns, a wonderfully bizarre way of thinking, and all kinds of wacky, unbelievable events... In short, it’s an absurd, silly slice-of-life story! [Li Zhiyun: Hey, I’m the protagonist, after all. Is it really okay to make me this use 4.3kReads9.0Score27314d adds

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   Just right...

3. 953 身 I'm a Villainous Officer, and My Little Sister Is on the Hero Team? 身为反派干部，妹妹是战队成员？ A Thought of Emptiness一念之空Urban2.8M WordsCompleted New book out Mayhem + tokusatsu + Super Sentai + invincible protagonist + fun-loving troublemaker. Steady updates, at least 8,000 words a day. Earth is a nexus connecting countless other worlds, and a stage for all kinds of civilizations, evil organizations, and superheroes. Bai Yu spent ten years becoming the branch director of the evil organization, the Apostles of Chaos. His branch is called Dreamland. He creates fear and despair, weaving dreams that make righteous heroes lose their way. He i 23.6kReads9.3Score2.9k14d adds

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   It's really quite good; the author has a lot of witty remarks.

4. 954 开 From the Start, I Beg Zhu Yuanzhang for a Mandate, Protecting Great Ming for Three Hundred Years 开局讨封朱元璋，庇护大明三百年 Peaceful as a Distant Mountain安如远山Historical220k WordsOngoing Zhang Chen transmigrates and becomes a snake! Luckily, he's bound to a System that lets him devour things and cultivate! After a hundred years of hard cultivation, he finally reaches the point where he can undergo tribulation and transform into a dragon! But the System warns him that spiritual energy is depleted in this world, and the death rate for those who take human form during the heavenly tribulation is as high as 99%! Zhang Chen grits his teeth and decisively chooses another way to transf 2.3kReads6.2Score10514d adds

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   💤The protagonist is reborn as a snake, about to undergo tribulation and transform into a dragon. Just then, Zhu Yuanzhang is building the Qinhuai River embankment. "Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, do I look like a dragon?" "I think you look like the guardian dragon of my Ming Dynasty!"

5. 955 开 A Sacred Land's Daoist Heir from the Start, and You Want Me to Follow the Trash Talent Route? 开局圣地道子，你让我走废材流？ The Boss of East Street东大街一霸Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted (Cultivation prodigy, decisive and ruthless, lighthearted, System, play the pig to eat the tiger, master of bullying the weak, fishing expert, multiple women) After transmigrating to a xianxia world, Qi Yuan never awakened a golden finger, but everything still went smoothly for him. He established his foundation in one year and formed his core in three. His peerless talent caused a sensation at the Taixuan Sacred Land, and he became its Daoist Heir at a young age, enjoying lofty status and unpar 91.8kReads8.6Score10k14d adds

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   It's a lighthearted and comedic story, currently short, but worth reading; the humor is definitely on point.

6. 956 要 You Want Him to Be a Good Person? He Loves Doing Good Deeds! 要他当好人？最爱做好人好事！ Su the Gentleman苏大官人Urban116k WordsOngoing [Power fantasy · flourishing martial fortunes · decisive and ruthless · no female lead] Transmigrating from the start and binding to a Good Deeds System? He has to do good deeds to earn System rewards and raise his martial arts level? No problem! Hao Ren even has “Good Person” in his name, and doing good deeds is what he loves most! A classmate wants to play the pig to eat the tiger, using Hao Ren as a stepping stone to make a spectacular name for himself? Easy! Why pretend? Hao Ren will just be —Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 957 重 Reborn Son-in-Law: After Bringing Good Fortune to the Frail, Beautiful CEO 重生赘婿：给病弱美人总裁冲喜后 Xixi Plum Pomelo西西梅柚子Urban691k WordsCompleted [Nontraditional live-in son-in-law + comedy + one heroine + bickering couple] In his previous life, Shen Zhao was a lovesick simp. When his tea-drinking goddess stole the bride at the wedding, he ran away without a second thought, leaving Chu Qingmian, the frail beauty of the Chu family, alone at the altar. He thought that after running away, he could live happily ever after with the goddess. But she had already thrown herself into the arms of a rich heir. When she saw him make a fool of himself 26.9kReads9.3Score5.6k14d adds

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   Based on my 1400 hours of experience and feedback from the three releases, these seven books are enjoyable, readable, and hilarious. If you're looking for something to read, give them a try! [Heavyweight Recommendation]

8. 958 七 The 1970s: Kicked Out by My Family, I Turned Around and Married an Officer 七零：被赶出家门后我转头嫁军官 Little Shuangyu小双瑜Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Feel-good read + period setting + pocket dimension + devoted couple + golden finger + strong female lead] Song Yun, a modern inheritor of ancient medicine, accidentally travels back to 1973 and becomes an unfortunate girl unloved by both her father and mother. She hasn't enjoyed even one day of life as a capitalist's daughter before suddenly acquiring the identity. Her once-devoted fiancé sends an urgent telegram demanding to break off their engagement. Break it off, break it off, break it off! 36.2kReads9.1Score5k14d adds

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   🌹In a story set in a different era, a real and a fake heiress are swapped. The fake heiress is reborn and doesn't want to be burdened. In her previous life, the real heiress married a military officer, whose husband later became a high-ranking official. However, in this new life, the real heiress doesn't enjoy the life of a capitalist's daughter, but instead acquires the identity of a capitalist.

9. 959 你 You Really Think I'm a Simp? 你真当我是舔狗？ Teacher Qinghe清河老师Urban1.0M WordsCompleted There's a job where you work eight hours a day and earn three million a month. Perfect attendance for one month doubles your salary, and a full year of perfect attendance doubles it again. There are no benefits or insurance, but meet your performance targets and you'll be rewarded with either a luxury car or a mansion. You also get occasional lessons in all kinds of practical life skills, with everything taught from start to finish. The catch is, the job is to be a simp! Would you take a job lik 24.7kReads7.9Score3.2k14d adds
10. 960 才 Only Three Years Old, and the Whitewashing System Is What? 才三岁，洗白系统什么鬼？ The Northern Gray Wolf Starved into a Dog北方苍狼饿成狗Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted Su Yun transmigrates into a book as the great villain, except a thousand years too early! He's three years old this year. What is this Whitewashing System? [After you fall into darkness, your mother dies of grief. Reverse cause and effect and bring her back to life.] Su Yun looks at the impossibly healthy most beautiful woman under heaven and tentatively calls her “Mom.” [Quest complete. Reward: Bone of the Dao's Beginning!] The quests take a strange turn after that. [Slaughter the entire sect. 12.4kReads7.8Score1.8k14d adds
11. 961 我 I Just Awakened My System, and Her Dad Told Me to Get Lost? 我刚觉醒系统，她爸让我滚远点？ Jing Jiangyan憬江言Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Physical book deal secured, enjoy with confidence] [Ultimate power fantasy] [Decisive and ruthless] [Absurd comedy] [One heroine] [Ensemble cast] [Unhinged] Year 529 of the Cultivation Calendar. Yun Mochen wakes from a nap and unexpectedly awakens a System. [Absorb qi and blood to grow stronger!] But there's one big problem: his girlfriend of three months is the daughter of the Zhu Clan's Emperor, one of the five great cultivation clans. Even worse, her emperor father comes straight to his door 69.4kReads8.6Score5.5k14d adds

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    Previously, it had 500,000 readers, it was incredibly enjoyable! Myriad races, single female lead, academy, sword cultivation, vast world-building! Read it three times! A Henry-style plot twist, a new genre, swordsmanship, single female lead, it's super awesome! [Staring]

12. 962 世 The World Became a Game, but Forgot to Generate the Players 世界游戏化，却忘了生成玩家 Red Bean Tea红豆茶Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsOngoing The physical edition of Volume One will soon be available for preorder. Follow @0RedBeanTea0 for details. Everyone says that the Dao is waning, demons are growing stronger, and the Heavenly Tribulation is imminent, but Zhou Yuan disagrees. Undying, indestructible demons? Those are just monsters respawning in a game. Paradise realms and wondrous secret realms? Those are just game dungeons. Humankind sealing and suppressing demons? That just means not exiting the dungeon, preventing its monsters f 207.7kReads9.3Score18.7k14d adds

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    I recently read a hilarious novel that was so funny it made me cry! The writing is superb, the details are incredibly profound, and it's free—it's amazing! I even wanted to tip the author. You absolutely have to experience this reading joy!

13. 963 大 Great Qin: The Divine Rankings Appear, and I Get Exposed for Trying to Lay Low 大秦：神榜现世，苟不住的我被曝光了 Qiao Mu11乔木11Anime Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + extreme extrovert + shameless + System + invincible] He transmigrates into The Legend of Qin and encounters a whole host of big shots, including Ying Zheng, Zhao Gao, and Donghuang Taiyi. His innate gift for socializing soon helps him thrive, while also making him infamous… Ying Zheng: “Wang Xuan is the most shameless rascal in all of the Great Qin. I will brook no argument…” 36.4kReads9.1Score3k14d adds

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    If you don't laugh, then beat or scold me.

14. 964 官 After Announcing We're Expecting, the Villain Is Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf 官宣有崽后，反派被迫从良 Jiang Xiaokui江小葵Modern Romance660k WordsCompleted Animated series: Silly, adorable little darling, your kitty is here~ [Everyone's Darling] + [Little One] + [No Romance] Original title: After Announcing Their Baby, the Villain Was Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf Everyone knows the Fu family of the imperial capital is a prestigious clan. The five young masters are all exceptional talents, but each has a peculiar personality. The family patriarch is even more ruthless and utterly indifferent to others. That is, until they adopted a little girl fro 19.6kReads9.3Score1.3k14d adds

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    Oh my god, this is hilarious! The plot is so original: The housekeeper discovers his little princess is missing early one morning. Checking the security camera footage, he finds her climbing into the car with her backpack, then hiding in her brother's backpack, which he then carries to school. She's fed by her brother's classmates, and at the same time, her belongings are confiscated by the teacher! Hahahaha! 😄 Every time I read this book, I laugh myself to death! Especially at night, people think I've gone crazy! [Laughing and crying emoji]

15. 965 县 The County Magistrate's Daughter Ascends to the Heavens 县令小姐登天记 Bobo Pomegranate波波石榴Ancient Romance263k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + humorous + System + transmigration + romantic love + wild imagination] This is a story about two people who love each other. It begins with a misunderstanding and ends with them staying together. Three transmigrations across three lifetimes, all for a lifetime by your side. 111Reads8.2Score—14d adds

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    Highly recommended!!!

16. 966 重 Reborn as a Black Cat: They All Call Me the Lord of the Supernatural 重生黑猫，他们都叫我诡异之主 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Beast Evolution] [Never Human] [No Romance] Lin Ye is reborn as a stray black kitten on a university campus. Fortunately, he gains a stat-boosting panel. As long as he eats and accumulates energy, he can evolve and gain all kinds of extraordinary abilities. Shadow Manipulation: Control every shadow in the world. Lord of the Night: Combat power increases by 100% at night. Devourer of Energy and Spirits: A dimensional space forms in his stomach, allowing him to devour anything. Gaze of Fear: Awak 27.7kReads9.1Score3.3k14d adds

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    🌸The eerie revival, reborn as a cat with no romance and will not become human. Devouring the eerie can grant energy points and skills. The campus cat gang leader, with the power of a cat, takes the life of the enemy's leader dog in a crowd of thousands of dogs, injures the leader of the stray dogs, and hundreds of stray cats come to rescue their cat gang leader under the leadership of Sang Kun and Sang Biao.

17. 967 万 Myriad Races Invade, and I Tame the Sacred Beast Xuanwu from the Start! 万族入侵，我开局驯化圣兽玄武！ Qingyun Pavilion青云阁Urban3.2M WordsCompleted The myriad races invade Earth. The turtle in Su Bai's home evolves into a Black Tortoise, and his cat becomes a White Tiger. The Vermilion Bird, Azure Dragon, and other ancient sacred beasts arrive one after another. But these sacred beasts have a slightly enormous appetite, and the world gains a merchant who gives everyone a headache. “Friend, this Black Tortoise blood is only ten billion. Hey, why are you cursing at me instead of buying it?” “The champion of the Intercollegiate Tournament gets 64.2kReads9.0Score7.3k14d adds

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    Look at my playtime, I won't say anything else.

18. 968 魅 Midnight Phoenix: Chronicles of Ten Beauties 魅夜凤凰：十艳录 Honghu Sheng虹湖生Urban928k WordsOngoing The protagonist, Shen Xuanyue, was originally a plum-blossom deer spirit. His cultivation has always been hindered by the Lone Lamp Art, keeping him from reaching the highest realm. Only by coupling with ten women who possess a special kind of heart-tingling spiritual energy can he break free of the Lone Lamp Art’s constraints and gain immense power. Who are these ten beauties? What secrets lie behind each love story? What will become of Shen Xuanyue? Find all the answers in the book, waiting fo 1.2kReads8.7Score—14d adds

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    Singles should not read this!

19. 969 遇 When in Doubt, Blow Yourself Up! Who Could Be More Carefree Than Me? 遇事不决就自爆！谁能比我更逍遥 Five Bucks a Day一天赚五块Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Demonic cultivation + ruthless decisiveness + loves a good time + flexible moral compass] What would you do if you were immortal from the start and immune to all restrictions? Jun Lin: “I don’t eat beef!” What’s the big deal? I’m immortal, so why shouldn’t I act a little arrogant? What? You stole my stuff? I’ll blow you up! What? You look down on me? I’ll blow you up! What? You want to kill me? I’m still going to blow you up! I transmigrated here to be the emperor. If you make the emperor suffe 25.1kReads8.7Score2.7k14d adds
20. 970 反 Villain: Master! Senior Brother Ran Off Again! 反派：师尊！大师兄又跑啦！ A Cat Who Can Write一只会写字的猫Eastern Fantasy867k WordsCompleted [Heroine Pursues Hero + Multiple Heroines + Villain Protagonist + Comedy + Tons of Memes] Most importantly, this is not a traditional, mindless dark fantasy novel. The main-plot details mentioned in the early chapters are all groundwork for what comes later. Think of the pacing of a hot-blooded anime or an adventure series, with each big payoff built up layer by layer. As a transmigrator, Li Yuan only wanted an easy life, but he ended up with the script of the villain chosen by fate. As the vill 3.9kReads8.2Score30614d adds
21. 971 星EN Path to Immortality Among the Stars 星路仙踪 Wang Yu忘语Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsOngoing In the modern world, a passage to another realm appears on Blue Star. Wang Yu is among the first people to enter a cultivation world through their dreams. In a daze, he embarks on the path of cultivation in order to survive! The Great Dao is merciless. On the path of cultivation, failing to advance means falling behind! By becoming a supreme cultivator, one can enjoy endless longevity and bring the power of cultivation back to Blue Star, saving its future. The cultivation world faces an apocalyp 171.9kReads9.1Score15.2k14d adds

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    So interesting! [Cool][Cool] The first new book on the board features a hilarious yet righteous protagonist. Countless worlds are on the verge of destruction, and only by saving clients can the flame of civilization be preserved. Su Jin is entrusted with a critical mission, embarking on a journey to various worlds in the name of "the torch." The countdown to the apocalypse has begun! Zombie sieges, gushing demonic springs, frenzied vegetation, solar eruptions, containment out of control!! The second new book by Wang Yu is a mainstream cultivation novel. The cultivation world faces a cataclysmic calamity, and humanity on Earth is about to enter the interstellar age, with several different worlds from different timelines converging. This is a vast interstellar cultivation world where mechs, starships, and magical flying swords collide! The third is a global high-martial arts novel where countless races forcefully open star paths and descend upon Earth! Humanity is in danger! An ordinary student, Lu Chuan, unexpectedly obtains an ancient book recording celestial delicacies and discovers that he can become stronger by devouring alien beasts from all races!

22. 972 反 Villainous Son, Get Down on Your Knees. Mom Needs a Favor 反派儿子你跪下，妈求你点事 Rye Whiskey黑麦威士忌Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] (Doting father-type son x rebellious mother x no-brainer power fantasy x sweet romance x fantasy) In the great age of transmigrating into books, Su Miao transmigrates too. Other people become someone's unattainable first love, a wealthy heiress, or, at worst, a discarded wife. Su Miao is different: She transmigrates as the villain's real mother. She wants to smoke and drink, but the villain won't allow it. She wants fried chicken and milk tea, but the villain frow 194.3kReads9.2Score16.9k14d adds

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    These three books are the must! I highly recommend the first one. I laughed so hard I went crazy. There are more than ten jokes in just one page, and there's also the Tang Dynasty. I laughed so hard I was in heaven. Sister Xie is awesome!

23. 973 穿 After Transmigration, Her Whole Family Are Villains 穿越之我全家都是反派 Song Xiangbai宋象白Ancient Romance832k WordsCompleted Content warning: Lots of crude bathroom humor. Don't read while eating. Version One: Jiang Mianmian transmigrates. Her father is a scheming scholar with the face of a kindly man. Her mother has the face of a bodhisattva and the heart of a ruthless killer. Her eldest brother looks simple-minded but is cunning at heart. Her second sister is selfish and sharp-tongued. They were born destined to be villains. To highlight the protagonist's justice, kindness, and greatness, they work hard to do all so 139.1kReads9.6Score16.9k14d adds

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    Read this family comedy book

24. 974 全 The Whole Family Transmigrates: 18 Ways to Survive in Ancient Times 全家穿越：古代生存十八法 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance3.1M WordsCompleted The whole family transmigrates to ancient times after an accident. Whether that counts as good luck or bad luck is anyone’s guess. They’ve barely woken up when they find out the family has no money, no land, and a mountain of debt to repay. Not one of them has a golden finger, either. But the dog that came along with them is rather interesting. Could it be some kind of divine hound? This big family has to put food on the table, keep the household harmonious, and make progress in their studies. W 49.5kReads9.5Score5.3k14d adds
25. 975 开EN Starting as the Peak Master: Signing In for an Ultimate Emperor Armament! 开局成为首座，签到极道帝兵！ Egg-Breaking Expert拆蛋专家Eastern Fantasy6.5M WordsOngoing [Lighthearted daily life + invincible + Backer Sect + call for reinforcements when unable to win + schemer + no martial ethics + longevity] Because he had died once before, Hua Yunfei always put staying alive first. He had hidden away on Daoyuan Peak for a hundred years, performing sign-in for a hundred years. [Beep, congratulations to the Host on completing one hundred years of sign-in and obtaining the Ultimate Emperor Weapon: the Chaos Bell] The Dark Blood Era arrived, plunging Heaven an 136.9kReads9.2Score7.8k14d adds

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    🍒🍒🍒So funny, you should check it out. The second junior brother is the chosen one of the plane, the third junior brother is a reincarnated person, the fourth junior brother is the reincarnation of an ancient sword immortal, the junior sister is the future empress of the demon race, and the protagonist, as the eldest brother, has a crooked smile that makes me think I can only use cheat codes!

26. 976 要 Oh No, My Ex Showed Up on the Variety Show! 要命了，前男友杀到综艺上来了！ Mu Ashuang慕阿双Modern Romance584k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy | Showbiz novel | Variety show livestream] [Funny, radiant actress and aloof top-tier star actor] Everyone knows that rising star Fu Xi has an ex-boyfriend who remains her first love, and that he passed away just three months ago. Netizens have all urged Fu Xi to pull herself together, and a wave of online tributes to her ex-boyfriend has swept the internet. After spending three months filming deep in the mountains, a certain award-winning actor finally gets online and sees the en 14.7kReads9.2Score1.9k14d adds

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    🌵Super funny! As everyone knows, rising star Fu Xi has a first love she can't forget, and her first love just passed away three months ago. Netizens are encouraging her to cheer up, and a wave of remembrance for her ex-boyfriend has even swept the internet.

27. 977 聻 The Ghost Chronicles 聻鬼录 Wind Feather Illusion风翎幻Urban1.2M WordsOngoing 100% original, handwritten by the author [Urban cultivation + supernatural powers + beautiful female ghosts + hilarious comedy + all kinds of outrageous antics] As the saying goes: when a person dies, they become a ghost; when a ghost dies, they become a jian! The unlucky Long Gaishi accidentally encounters a ghost, defies fate, and becomes a ghost tamer, stepping into the bizarre and utterly ridiculous world of the supernatural. While others raise ghosts to battle, he cuddles up with stunning 3.8kReads9.3Score33714d adds

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    I highly recommend it!

28. 978 一 A Blossom, A Cup of Wine, An Immortal Life 一花一酒一仙人，亦眠亦醉亦长生 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [This book is also known as The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring] [The print edition of The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring goes on sale at 7 p.m. on November 15!] [Immortality + taking disciples + no female lead + lighthearted comedy, no tearjerkers] When your master serves food, you spin the table; when your master chants a spell, you chatter away. When your master rests, you sing; when your master sleeps in, you bang on a pot. Your master is immortal, but your life is short; your master 196.6kReads9.5Score24.6k14d adds

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    Yes, yes, that's it, it's hilarious! [Laughs]

29. 979 模 I Simulated Crimes a Hundred Thousand Times and Somehow Became a Top Detective 模拟犯罪十万次，我竟成王牌神探 Chilly Early Autumn初秋微寒Mystery1.4M WordsCompleted [Crime Investigation + Crime + Invincible + All-Rounder + Hardcore Detective] A killer capable of committing the perfect crime must also be a master detective. Su Ming should have become the perfect criminal, but instead he aced the entrance exam for the criminal investigation team and chose to stand on the front line of the fight against crime. He has pored over tens of thousands of case files and scrutinized hundreds of millions of cases. In his eyes, every crime is riddled with laughably obvi 81.9kReads9.1Score7.7k14d adds

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    [Already recommended] The protagonist, Su Ming, can be described as a "walking encyclopedia of crime" - he learns god-level disguise and secret room layout skills by simulating perfect crimes through 100,000 dreams. He should have become a top criminal, but instead he puts on a police uniform and uses criminal thinking to solve cold cases.

30. 980 天 Chosen Ones! Your Finish Line Is Only My Starting Point 天骄们！各位的终点只是我的起点 Lamplighter秉灯人Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [A New Work from Bingdengren] [Youthful Passion] + [Villainous Undercover System] + [Ruthless and Decisive] + [Brand-New Faction-Based Superpower System] Young man, they say you were born poor and that your hard work is a joke! Now I'll give you the talent to kill the world. Do you dare fight your way to the end? With no one to help you reach for the clouds, you must steel yourself and climb to the summit! The moment the college entrance exam bell rings, the world begins to collapse. Now stand a 11.4kReads8.9Score1.2k14d adds

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    The first book, "No one can help me soar to the clouds, yet I will brave the ice and climb to the summit!" The world begins to crumble the moment the college entrance exam bell rings. I will tread upon the corpses of countless races, wearing the crown of death, and crown myself king! [Already hooked][Already hooked] The second book, in an era where everyone cultivates using pills, features a protagonist born with a "pill-based" physique. He can cultivate without pills, but cultivating without pills is nearly impossible. [Heart][Heart] The third book, because SSS-level forbidden spellcasters need to expend their lifespan or sacrifice their bodies to unleash skills, they are usually extremely short-lived. Only Ye Lin himself knows that, with his immortal body, the shortcomings of the forbidden spellcaster profession are nothing to him.

31. 981 玄 Xuanhuan: I Simulate Becoming a God While Listening to Music in the Brothel 玄幻：勾栏听曲的我，模拟成神 The Twenty-Fifth Hour第二十五时Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Fantasy, simulator, playing it safe, no female lead, exploration and progression; not pure wish fulfillment.] [Important note: In real life, he plays it safe. Most of the story takes place in simulations.] Jiang Yifeng transmigrated as the eldest son of the Jiang Merchant Guild in the Great You Kingdom. He thought this was an ancient society where he could spend his whole life lounging in the pleasure houses, listening to music, and taking it easy. But five years after he transmigrated, a simul 69.8kReads8.4Score8.4k14d adds

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    Here are ten lighthearted and humorous recommendations. The first is *Power Over the World, Sword Saves the World* (completed), a historical romance with a fantasy element, system, and soul-transmigration. The second is *Simulator God* (completed), a fantasy novel with a system, simulation, and mind-bending elements. The third is *Destroy My Dantian in the Morning, Burn Paper Money at Your Grave in the Afternoon*, a fantasy romance with transmigration and a beloved member of a sect. The fourth is *Seeing the Health Bar, I Execute the God!* (Completed), an urban martial arts novel with god-slaying, transmigration, cheat codes, academy setting, pretending to be weak while actually being strong, and action. The fifth is *Spear Teacher* (completed), a modern romance novel with transmigration, not a strong female lead, entertainment industry setting, and a true/false heiress. The sixth is *Me from Different Time and Space*, an urban martial arts novel with multiple timelines (urban, apocalypse, science fiction, superpowers, celebrities, cultivation, etc.) And transmigration. The seventh is *Even If I Draw the Villain Card, I Still Have to Obey the Law* (completed), an urban fantasy novel with a system and an actor element. The eighth book, *Holding Strange Skills, Leaving Behind Legends of the Martial World*, is complete. It features a fantasy setting, system, time travel, alternate history, and invincibility. The ninth book, *You Sell Swords, I Go Mad, I'm the Father in Shengjing City*, is an ancient romance, palace intrigue, domestic power struggles, time travel, subversion of tropes, and a princess. The tenth book, *Mind Reading: This Throne is Poisonous, Whoever Ascends Will Die Young*, is complete. It features a fantasy setting, ancient romance, time travel, mind reading, a beloved character, and alternate history. Seven bonus books are included: 1. *I'm Not a Drama God*, an urban martial arts novel, time travel, slightly scary, plot twists, and mind-bending. 2. *Once Upon a Time There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass*, is complete. It features an urban martial arts novel, urban superpowers, and action. 3. *An Alien? It's Just My Old Friend Who Won't Leave*, is complete. It features an urban martial arts novel, two male leads, and invincibility. 4. *I've Reincarnated Three Times, Master, How Are You Still Alive?*, Is complete. It features a fantasy setting, system, immortality, taking on disciples, and no female lead. 5. *How Do I Survive Next to Conan When I Occasionally Cough Blood?* (Completed) - Anime spin-off, time travel, system. 6. *White Snake* (Completed) - Fantasy romance, classical style (Highly recommended). 7. *A Guide to Immortality in the Mortal World* - Fantasy (Highly recommended).

32. 982 全 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 181.6kReads9.5Score23.4k14d adds
33. 983 我 I, I-I-I-I, Am from Different Times and Spaces 我，我我我我我，来自不同时空 Maple Drifts Past Chang'an枫过长安Urban3.0M WordsCompleted The original novel behind the motion comic Hi, Su Chen [Lighthearted comedy] [Ensemble cast] [Everyday urban life] [No System] I am a zombie with no morals. I am a cold-blooded, ruthless assassin. I am a student with a rotten character. I am an arrogant, spoiled celebrity. I am an immortal consumed by lust. I am a scholar who has lost all humanity. I want to kill myself! I want to stay alive! I want to escape this world! I'm plotting to destroy humanity! I want to be the savior everyone look 29.4kReads9.1Score3.6k14d adds
34. 984 爆 Going Viral Starts with Calling the Cops 爆红从报警开始 Yu Siyuan余四元Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Microdrama style, silly and lighthearted. The protagonist has no romantic pairings, male or female. Actor Mo Fei gets a Role System. From a holy monk, he gains an ability to attract criminals; from a serial killer, he learns human anatomy; from a detective, he learns to talk to cats; from a master thief, he learns sleight of hand... To everyone else, all of this seems downright bizarre. Would a normal actor radiate murderous intent? Would a normal actor know the human body so well? Would a norma 58.9kReads9.5Score7.9k14d adds
35. 985 你 You Peddle Nonsense, I Go Off the Rails: I'm the Boss of Shengjing 你贩剑，我发癫，盛京城里我是爹 Tang Jiujiu糖酒酒Ancient Romance1.2M WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a Book + Palace and Household Intrigue + Pop-Culture References + Subverting Tropes + Shamelessly Outrageous] Feng Xi, an apocalypse powerhouse, transmigrated into a male-oriented son-in-law novel and became the princess wife of the overpowered male lead, Qi Xiao. The princess was as foolish as a pig, selfish and cruel. She tormented Qi Xiao in every way, and in the end he cut off her hands and feet and threw her into Snake Valley, where countless snakes tore her apart. Feng X 2.1kReads9.3Score21414d adds
36. 986 全 After My Family Read My Mind, All the Villain Personas Crumbled 全家反派读我心后，人设都崩了 Meow Jinjin喵金金Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted [The short dramas Dawnlight Enters the Dream, Shaking the Realm and The Baby Goes to Court, While the Villainous Family Hears Her Thoughts are now available.] Original title: The Whole Family's Character Changes After They Hear My Thoughts [Transmigration into a book + whole family can hear thoughts + pampered darling + alternate world + tyrant + sweet romance + unhinged + no-brainer] Wei Chixi transmigrates into a book, becoming a doomed side character who is abandoned by her mother at birth, o 17.6kReads9.5Score3k14d adds
37. 987 醉 A Drunken Nighttime Kiss! One Flirt from Her, and the Arrogant Big Shot’s Heart Races 醉吻夜！她一撩，桀骜大佬心狂跳 A Crescent Moon一剪月Modern Romance539k WordsCompleted [The print edition of Climbing the Capital’s Family Tree is now available on all platforms.] [Top Capital City Tycoon · Rebellious, Devoted Suit-Wearing Bad Boy vs. Ballet Princess · Radiant, Proud Little Swan] Li Zhi and Fu Yanze grew up together, but Li Zhi turned out to be the fake heiress. For the sake of his own interests, Fu Yanze chose to get engaged to the real heiress, a leading actress in the entertainment industry. He hoped Li Zhi would understand and said he would come back to marr 59.5kReads9.5Score7.3k14d adds

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    🌞📖🌼Family, this college-themed novel that will make you cry buckets is amazing! The opening scene is like a magic spell, instantly captivating me. I have high standards for books, but this one completely won me over; I'm totally immersed in it, I love it!

38. 988 从EN Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 160.2kReads9.6Score18.1k14d adds
39. 989 异 Monsters? They're Just Old Friends Who Refuse to Leave 异类？是我的老朋友不肯离去罢了 Dragon Raiser养龙的Urban1.2M WordsCompleted They call me a freak? Heh, my old friends just refuse to leave! My name is Wang Jiuqing. “Jiu” as in ascending to the Ninth Heaven, and “Qing” as in bringing clarity to the world. You’d better not make me laugh. Otherwise, I can’t say what my old friends might do to you. 1.5kReads8.1Score14714d adds
40. 990 时 How Am I Supposed to Survive Around Conan When I Keep Coughing Up Blood 时不时吐血的我在柯南身边怎么活 Moonlight Tea明月茶Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted [Detective Conan + No Romance + Little Sister Ai + Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic Hero] Feng Jianhe transmigrates and gets a buff from the start: his constitution is permanently set to -1… Also known as: “How Do I Survive Beside the Grim Reaper When I Keep Coughing Up Blood?”, “The Hospital Is My Home, and Everyone Helps Me Get Back There,” and “There’s No Need to Worry About Me, I’m Really Fine. The Important Thing Is That I Didn’t Kill Anyone.” Shipping fans, keep to your own corner~ 13.7kReads9.4Score1.8k14d adds
41. 991 帝 The Empire's First Prince Consort 帝国第一驸马 Heavenly Fragrant Eyes天香瞳Historical4.4M WordsCompleted [New book release: The Rebellious Son Is Invincible, the final installment of the Empire Trilogy] Guan Ning transmigrates, hoping to live a carefree life of wine, women, and luxury as a young prince. Instead, he becomes a prince consort whose engagement has been broken off. Rumor has it that no dynasty can last more than 300 years. The Great Kang Dynasty is at that very threshold: a golden age is in turmoil, loyal ministers are being persecuted, and an age of chaos is about to begin. He will top 114kReads9.1Score10.8k14d adds

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    💎✨Hey everyone! This novel is not only hilarious, it will make you laugh until you cry, it's highly recommended! The feeling of being in control of the situation is super cool, and it's not too angsty to read. It's perfect for relaxing on the sofa. Don't hesitate, go check it out!

42. 992 绝 Peerless Secret Words: The Spirit Heavens Chronicle 绝世密言：灵天记 Ouyang Miguo欧阳米果Eastern Fantasy997k WordsCompleted Through fantastical stories, this book explores the mysteries of the universe and explains the principles of life, helping readers understand why people live. In doing so, it can help them put their worries aside and embrace life's experiences with greater optimism and energy! 913Reads9.4Score12714d adds
43. 993 全 The Whole Class Can Hear My Inner Thoughts 全班都能听到我心声 Blue Meadow蓝甸子Modern Romance590k WordsCompleted [Female Lead Has No Romance, with a Male-Male Couple] As soon as Jiang Yan transferred to a private elite academy, a bootlicker of the fake heiress tried to bully her. Jiang Yan hit him with an instant knockout. [Tsk, tsk. That bootlicker may look respectable, but his tastes are seriously twisted. He actually likes...] Everyone in Class 12 of Year Two looked at him with complicated expressions. “I never thought you were that kind of person! What did cola ever do to you?” His face turned bright r 25.8kReads9.4Score3.9k14d adds

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    🍃This book is absolutely amazing! It's hilarious, full of funny moments and gossip. I laughed from beginning to end, and I couldn't stop reading. My stomach hurt from laughing for ages.

44. 994 捉 Ghost Hunting: Streamer, Please Stop Lurking! 捉鬼：主播求求你别苟了！ A Durian一只榴莲Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted “Don’t worry, folks. Ghosts absolutely never attack people hiding under their blankets.” Troll commenters: “...” “So you’re saying you’ll stay in there no matter what, huh?” Gou Qilai: “Heh! Just look at my name. You should know I’m not coming out!” Troll commenters: “You shouldn’t be called Gou Qilai. You should be called a damn coward. I’ve never seen anyone this chicken.” [Ding! Ghost-Hunting System successfully bound. Your newbie gift pack has been issued.] Gou Qilai: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ “System, 1.8kReads8.7Score16514d adds

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    He often speaks up for me. The main character's name is Gou Qilai, and he has suffered many misfortunes since childhood, which has honed his sleazy skills. It's genuinely hilarious.

45. 995 大 Great Ming: The Murderous Prince Scared Old Zhu Half to Death from the Start 大明：杀星皇子，开局吓疯老朱 Somebody Named Yan烟某人Historical1.3M WordsCompleted After an accident, Zhu Su transmigrates to the Hongwu era of the Ming dynasty and becomes Zhu Yuanzhang’s fifth son, Zhu Su, Prince of Zhou, the full brother of Zhu Di, Prince of Yan. He is bound to a rather troublesome System that grants rewards for exposing secrets. And so he starts doing all sorts of strange things! "Congratulations, Host, on exposing the love-hate affair between Zhu Yuanzhang and Liu, the daughter of the wealthy Liu family of Fengyang" "Exposure successful! You have received 10.7kReads8.8Score41014d adds

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    An unexpected encounter with the villain Qin Feng in the desolate ancient world; Qin Feng, with multiple buffs, is as strong as a monster, and despite his best efforts, he cannot defeat him.

46. 996 大 Great Tang: From the Start, I Used the Imperial Jade Seal to Crack Walnuts 大唐：开局传国玉玺砸核桃 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Great Tang] [System] [Mischievous Kid] [Sign-In] [Funny, Hilarious] After transmigrating to the Great Tang, Li Ke becomes an eight-year-old boy. He has been signing in for eight years from the start and has received countless rewards! One day, Li Ke uses the Imperial Jade Seal to crack walnuts. Li Shimin: TAT Ke'er, don't, don't smash it! Li Ke: Come on, Father. Give me a dog’s bark! Li Shimin: Ah!!! I am the emperor, and you want me to bark like a dog? Li Ke: If not, then how about letting me 17.9kReads9.2Score1.5k14d adds
47. 997 大 Great Tang: The Divine Princess's Husband, Getting Stronger by Being a Slacker 大唐：神级驸马爷，咸鱼就变强 Misty Rain’烟雨’Historical3.0M WordsCompleted [10,000 characters a day] + [Great Tang] + [alternate history] + [feel-good power fantasy] + [invincible] + [high-spirited] + [Showbiz] + [inventions] In the ninth year of Wude, Qin Mu arrived in Chang’an with a letter in hand and pushed open the gates of the Zhangsun residence. He awakened a System and received rewards. Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have obtained the calligraphy techniques of the Sage of Calligraphy. Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have obtained the legacy of the Immortal o 18kReads8.9Score1.5k14d adds
48. 998 让 You Were Told to Take Disciples! Why Did You Take a Whole Bunch of Protagonist Types? 让你收徒！你收一堆主角模板？ Lei Xiaolei Is Here雷小雷来了Eastern Fantasy851k WordsCompleted Wu De transmigrates to the cultivation world and activates a barely functioning Sect Recruitment System. After finally tricking and conning a disciple into joining, he discovers that the System’s rewards are downright bizarre. But it doesn’t matter. All my disciples are built like protagonists. With them, I’ll be able to roam the world freely. His eldest disciple has the Flame Ancestor template, wields the Human Emperor Banner, cultivates fire arts, and is a genius at blowing up pills. His secon 1.3kReads6.8Score13414d adds
49. 999 蝉 The Cicada Project 蝉计划 Moonlight Old Rascal明月老贼Urban4.7M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + crafty schemer + comedy + meme references + one heroine] As spiritual qi revived, Jiang Bai unexpectedly arrived in the age of the fifth mysterious tide. Everything he knew had faded with the passage of time. The world had been utterly transformed, familiar places and people were gone, and the career he had once fought for had turned to dust. The past was beyond recall. In this chaotic, dark age, order had long since collapsed, civilization was no more, and the shadow of 68.3kReads9.3Score7k14d adds
50. 1000 西 Journey to the West? No! Hear My Decree, Monks: March West to Spirit Mountain 西游？不！传贫僧法旨，西征灵山 Mengwei Zimo梦薇紫陌Eastern Fantasy2.8M WordsCompleted At Little Leiyin Temple, Tang Sanzang recites a rebellious poem. At Eagle Sorrow Stream, the White Dragon sends a false letter? At Lion Camel Ridge, the demons arrange themselves by rank, while Tang Sanzang speaks fervently of his lifelong ambition? What would happen at the end of Journey to the West if Tang Sanzang grew stronger every time he took on a new disciple? Sun Wukong: “I'll storm Leiyin Temple and destroy Mount Ling. If I leave and never return, then so be it!” Zhu Bajie: “Tathagata's 8.4kReads9.0Score81314d adds

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