Looking for Novels So Funny They'll Make You Puke and Cry #求搞笑到吐血，流泪的小说，

1. 1001 孙 Sun Wukong: My Master Bodhi 孙悟空：我的菩提师父 Young Master Feng公子枫Eastern Fantasy294k WordsOngoing I, Sun Wukong, will never take the blame, cover up the books, or go on the Journey to the West! Dragon King of the Eastern Sea: We in the Dragon Palace can no longer afford to maintain this Sea-Calming Needle. Take it and play with it! King of Hell: Could you destroy these suspicious Books of Life and Death while you're at it? Don't worry, all the monkeys are listed in them! Taibai Jinxing: The horses in the Imperial Stables are full of loopholes. Let a few escape to balance the books, and I'll 129Reads8.6Score—14d adds
2. 1002 恐 Horror Game: I Get Stronger by Talking Back 恐怖游戏，抬杠我就能变强 Idiom for the Deaf成语接聋Mystery1.5M WordsCompleted [No romance + infinite-flow + jokes and memes + System power fantasy] Cheng Fei transmigrates into a wilderness world and thinks he's doomed, but to his surprise, he's pulled into a horror game. He realizes that these games seem to contain tons of supplies he can use to survive! So he... This book is also known as: "A Mine Owner's Self-Cultivation" "I Went on a Free Shopping Spree in the Dungeon" "I Get Stronger Every Time I Roast Someone" "They Were Already Stupid, So Why Are You Teasing Them?" —Reads—Score—14d adds
3. 1003 三 Three Kingdoms: Cao Cao Overheard My Inner Thoughts, Though I Was Just Trying to Keep My Head Down 三国：苟神的我被曹操偷听了心声 Fined Into Bankruptcy for Being Handsome因帅被罚破产Historical2.7M WordsCompleted [System] + [cautious survival] + [laid-back] + [farming] + [dual protagonists] + [comedy] My name is Xiahou Zhe, Xiahou Dun’s younger brother. From the start, I became a low-ranking civil official in Cao Cao’s camp and awakened the power of Xiang Yu. But fighting battles is a high-risk job. What’s the difference between having only a 98 percent chance of winning and throwing your life away? My goal in life is to keep my head down, stay safe, and be a lazy fish by Cao Cao’s side, enjoying a quiet 15.4kReads9.2Score1.3k14d adds
4. 1004 直 Live Appraisal: Buddy, You’re in for It Now 直播鉴宝：宝友你可真刑啊 Writing with a Sword in Jiange剑阁执笔Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + Antiques Appraisal + System] Qin bricks and Han tiles, Warring States jade, Tang sabers and Song paintings, Yuan blue-and-white porcelain, and Ming and Qing imperial tombs lined up in a row! Vast and glorious Xia has a history of five thousand years, as immense as the sea and enduring through the ages. The six-hundred-year-old Forbidden City is brimming with treasures! One day, master appraiser Ye Ling transmigrated and activated the livestream antiques appraisal System, setting 6.1kReads9.1Score48314d adds
5. 1005 直 Livestream: From the Start, One Sentence Makes the School Beauty Cry 直播：开局一句话气哭校花 Lone Salty Fish独孤咸鱼Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz 10.1kReads9.2Score74014d adds
6. 1006 三 Delta Force: You Told Me to Rescue the Officer, So I Cleared the Whole Map 三角洲：让你救长官，你直接清图 Slay the Wolf杀狼Sports1.3M WordsCompleted [I play dumb when the commander fights, then clear the map when he goes down!] Reborn in a parallel world, Li Yishu became a small-time streamer who ran knife-only raids in Delta Force. From the start, he possessed Xiao Xiaoyan, who usually wore six-tier gear to fight at Dam. Hei Ze camped the extraction point to get revenge, only to get wiped out by six-tier gear himself. Xiao Xiaoyan: “Commander, we can’t let this grudge go unavenged. This kid seems promising. Why don’t we bring him aboard?” B 4.1kReads8.7Score33514d adds

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   It's pretty funny and good! ^ω^

7. 1007 穿 Reborn as a Female Cultivator: How Did Devotion to the Dao Turn Me into the Moonlight in Someone's Heart? 穿成女修：一心修道怎成白月光了 White Colt c白驹cEastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Gender-bending + Everyone's favorite + Unforgettable first love + Green tea + Comedy] Su Qingli accidentally transmigrated into the body of a stunning young woman and awakened a God-Tier Choice System. To earn rewards, Su Qingli helped the Son of Destiny, Xiao Yang, regain his dignity and protected him until his special constitution awakened. Xiao Yang: I was blind before. Only now do I see the girl who silently held an umbrella over me all along. I'll give her the very best and never let her 8.5kReads8.5Score98314d adds

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   I'm not seriously laughing so hard 🤣, please don't watch this while eating, I'm afraid you'll all spit out your food.

8. 1008 火EN Naruto: From the Start, I Have Ice Release, but Is Danzo Really My Father? 火影：开局冰遁，但亲爹是团藏？ Shark and Bird's-Eye Chili鲨鱼小米辣Anime Fanfiction990k WordsCompleted [Daily Life] [Lighthearted] [No Conspiracy Theories] [Slight OOC] [No System] The familiar transmigration setup is already so overdone, so I'll spare you the details. What? I start out in the Bloody Mist Village, and I'm the owner of an Ice Release Kekkei Genkai? What? My father, whom I've never even met, is actually Shimura Danzō: the legendary bridge-killing assassin feared across the Shinobi World, the man who achieved the great feat of stabbing Susanoo with a kunai, the mastermind behind the 10.7kReads9.0Score1.1k14d adds
9. 1009 失 After Losing My Memory, My Ex-Girlfriends Chased Me Relentlessly 失忆后，被前女友们疯狂倒追 A Bowl of Shrimp Chow Mein一碗大虾炒面Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Winning Her Back + Campus Life + Sweet and Angsty Romance: a fun, delightful comedy] The good news: Jiang Liu is popular with women. The bad news: he's lost his memory. Lying in his hospital bed and listening to one goddess after another make “outrageous claims,” Jiang Liu feels like the whole world is one giant game of Werewolf. “Jiang Liu, I'm your first love.” “Jiang Liu, you're my boyfriend, and she's your ex-girlfriend.” “Jiang Liu, we're the kind of good friends who 39.6kReads9.2Score5.2k14d adds
10. 1010 我 I'm the System, and You Want Me to Be a Dog? 我是系统，你居然让我当狗？ Unorthodox Orthodox Sect邪门正派Eastern Fantasy101k WordsOngoing [Cultivation + High Martial Arts] [Cultivation + High Martial Arts] [Cultivation + High Martial Arts] [Unhinged Protagonist] [Unhinged Protagonist] [Unhinged Protagonist] [Invincible] [Comedy] [System] I bloom amid slaughter! Like a flower at dawn! This book brings Jhin from LOL into the story in a different form! If that sounds interesting, don't miss it! Here is the synopsis: Flesh is frail, so let the System ascend! Only the unhinged Ye Pingfan dares turn everything upside down and treat the —Reads—Score—14d adds
11. 1011 疯 A Crazed Yandere? No, She’s a Cool, Gentle Older Sister 疯批病娇？不，是清冷温柔大姐姐 Don't Dip Tripe in Sugar毛肚别蘸糖Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [One Female Lead] [Book Transmigration] [Lighthearted, Sweet Romance] [Professor Older Sister] [Cool on the Outside, Warm on the Inside] [Nurturing Girlfriend] [Song Plagiarism] When he woke up, Jiang Yichen realized he was in the very world of a tragic girls' love novel he had read in his previous life. One of the novel's original female leads was his own older sister. The other was named Qin Ling. She was so fierce that even a passing dog would get slapped twice. “Sis, listen to me. You have t 49.9kReads9.1Score4.5k14d adds
12. 1012 大 The Happy Daily Life of the Court Judge's Daughter 大理寺少卿之女的快乐日常 Scallion Pancake with an Extra Egg手抓饼要加鸡蛋Ancient Romance659k WordsCompleted [An imaginary ancient setting + mind-reading + everyday life + comedy] [There is a male lead, both leads are each other’s only partners, happy ending. The romance is a slow burn, but sweet, so dive in without worry.] [This isn’t a fast-paced wish-fulfillment story, but I promise there’s no angst!!! The heroine can read minds, but only under certain conditions. Her golden finger isn’t all that powerful, so don’t read if that’s not your thing.] [Read the title! This is a warm, everyday-life story. 43.7kReads9.2Score16.8k14d adds

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    🐶🐶🐶 "Ancient Fantasy + Mind Reading + Slice of Life + Comedy" 🐠🐠🐠 Shen Yuan, the daughter of the Vice Minister of the Court of Judicial Review, has enjoyed a peaceful (and somewhat lazy) life for over a decade, pampered by her family. 🍃🍃🍃 But by chance, Shen Yuan gains the ability to hear other people's thoughts. 🍉🍉🍉 However, this ability comes with a condition: she can only hear the "bad" thoughts. 🫐🫐🫐 Faced with this sudden ability, Shen Yuan decides—to uphold justice!

13. 1013 文 Text Game: Come Here, There's Really a Succubus 文字游戏：快来，这里真有魅魔 Xia Shiqi夏士奇Sports1.1M WordsCompleted To inherit his cheap aunt's "ten-million-dollar fortune," Luo Xia crossed the ocean alone to the United States, only to accidentally activate a text-based game called Wizard World. He keeps choosing downright suicidal options day after day to gain power. Here, I can do whatever I want! The only ones who can judge me are my countrymen! 5.6kReads8.6Score59614d adds

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    Our Master Pi and everyone else are the kindest of all.

14. 1014 异 Insectoid Maze City: A Tentacle Girl’s Handbook for Raising Her 异虫迷城：触手娘的养育手册 Xia Shiqi夏士奇Urban1.1M WordsCompleted “No System” + “No Formulaic Plot” + “Not Invincible” + “A Relatively Slow Burn” Darkness falls, and humanity is kept in captivity behind towering walls. Beyond them roam vicious, rampaging alien insects and eerie, walking corpses. Inside the walls, people indulge in sensual pleasures, intoxicated by wealth and the perverse tastes of high society. There are also disguised alien insects wearing human skin, who take pleasure in hunting people. The insects eat people and leave their bones behind. Th 7.8kReads8.8Score71514d adds
15. 1015 奴 Slave Lord: Who’s the Goblin Now? 奴隶领主：谁才是哥布林？ Xia Shiqi夏士奇Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Lord System] Pinujin: having the surname Pi is not weird at all! Just a little unusual! The bard Pinujin obtains a broken territory core, the [Slaver Core], and changes class to Slaver. By squeezing his subjects for labor, he earns [Exploitation Points] to use for prize draws, skill exchanges, and building upgrades. Goblins! Get out there and grow potatoes and cotton! Succubi! Stop fooling around and go make soy milk! Elves! Take off your shoes and stomp grapes. Lord Pi wants to make wine! 15.2kReads8.9Score1.9k14d adds
16. 1016 搞 Who Has Time for Romance When You’re Busy Being Absurd? 搞抽象，哪有时间谈恋爱啊 Shi Qianyan时迁言Urban269k WordsOngoing [Meme humor] + [absurd comedy] + [school life] + [friends messing with each other] + [romantic comedy] My name is Bai Mo, and things are getting urgent: I’m surrounded by girls, and they all seem to like me! There’s a self-conscious beauty born with different-colored eyes, my childhood friend who wants to make our bond stronger, an internet-addicted class monitor hiding her identity from me, and a scheming heiress. Dating? I’ve been single since birth for over a decade. Is that really more fun t 29Reads8.0Score—14d adds

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    Abstract, too abstract (there are groups in the book, and the groups are even more abstract).

17. 1017 快 Quick Transmigration: The Supporting Female Character Becomes the Villain Boss 快穿之女配成了反派BOSS Jin Yuyan锦钰颜Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + sweet romance + one-on-one + strong heroine] The supporting female character is supposed to move the romance between the male and female leads forward, but Su Jiu refused to play along. Why settle for being a supporting character when she could be the big boss? She took a terrible hand and played it into a royal flush. [System: Host, your mission is to change the supporting character’s fate, not destroy the world!!!] [Who cares about missions? My happiness comes first.] Y 13.2kReads9.2Score1.4k14d adds

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    🎄🎄The storyline is very well written, and the love between the male and female leads is very sweet, just like the author wrote in the introduction. The relationship between the male and female leads feels like a gentle and delicate stream. The female lead is the kind of person who doesn't bother others and doesn't bother herself, truly living the life that every girl dreams of.

18. 1018 穿 After Transmigrating, I Give the Interstellar World a Little Shock of Chinese Culture 穿越后，给星际来亿点华夏震撼 Chi Chi Doesn't Know Either迟迟也不知道Modern Romance163k WordsOngoing (New book, just received its rating) [No Romance + Entertainment Industry + Director + On-Screen Comments + Comedy] After waking up, Luo Xitang finds herself in an interstellar era whose civilization has suffered a break. The good news: Her family is loaded, and her dream of living the easy life as a rich second-generation heir by riding her father’s coattails is about to come true! The bad news: She accidentally goes bankrupt. Hehe :) Just then, the Godly Tycoon System 888 drops from the sky: 21Reads7.5Score—14d adds
19. 1019 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.6kReads9.3Score83414d adds

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    This is an absolutely hilarious novel, a high-quality, satisfying read that will make you laugh until you get a six-pack. I highly recommend it to everyone.

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