Begging for Novels So Funny You'll Drop Your Phone in the Toilet 跪求可以笑到手机掉马桶里的小说

1 装 I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind 装了两年突然被读心了 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication in print] Also known as When My Billionaire Husband Started Coughing [Brooding, secretly snarky CEO X quirky, 'fake' innocent flower] Qi Weiran was a CEO worth billions. Because he carried a rare gene, he had a body that never got sick. But he could only live to the age of fifty. After he died, half his estate would go to his contract wife. One day, Qi Weiran's body, which had never shown a single sign of illness, suddenly began to cough. His adoring young wife, who loved 54.1kReads9.5Score7.3kShelves

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Go watch this and laugh so hard I hit the bed. Watching this at night, I laugh like an idiot

2 在 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance511k WordsCompleted She transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder, and all the male leads want to win her over and get 100% of her favorability! Luo Qingyan was inexplicably hit on by all kinds of powerful men: a twisted senior brother from the immortal sect, a licentious young master of the demon clan, a gorgeous Peacock King, and the mysterious ruler of the Ghost Realm. They pulled out every trick in the book, leaving her utterly baffled. Luo Qingyan: ??? After thinking it over, she suddenly understood. “Good th 39kReads9.4Score6.2kShelves

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It's time to show off my collection. It needs to be funny, funny, and plotful.

22 我 I’m the Greek God of Madness, So Don’t Mess With Me 我，别惹，古希腊掌管癫子的神 Whirlwind Lightbringer旋风光之子Modern Romance326k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + a spineless loser’s descent into madness] Jiang Lian transmigrated into a book, becoming a supporting female character in a story about going crazy. Her job was to serve as a foil to the unhinged heroine, and she could only return home by repairing the plot. Overworked drone Jiang Lian said, “Isn’t the foil to an unhinged person just a spineless loser? I’ve been a corporate workhorse for five years. Nobody understands being spineless better than I do!” And so, on a variety show. 14.1kReads9.4Score2.4kShelves

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Don't miss it if you're passing by.

23 穿 Reborn as the Real Heiress in an Angsty Novel, I Stole the Show on a Dating Reality Show 穿成虐文真千金，我在恋综杀疯了 Qing'er Zheng清儿筝Modern Romance160k WordsOngoing [Super Sweet 1v1 + Fake and Real Daughters + Wacky Humor and Memes + Showbiz + Dating Show + Face-Slapping Wealth System] [Wacky Real Heiress Actress vs. Insane, Sweet-on-the-Outside Dark-Hearted Big Shot] After dying suddenly from overwork, I transmigrated into a tragic romance novel about a fake and a real heiress in the entertainment industry. The original heroine's father didn't love her, her mother didn't care for her, and the male lead was going to abuse her. After the heroine killed herse 2.4kReads—Score622Shelves

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Wifes, these novels must be read! Everyone should read this article. I won't feel heartbroken after reading this article! Speaking of funny articles, I will bring out these books that I have collected for a long time!!! Laughing till you hit the bed with all kinds of jokes!! This article is really super funny, both the male and female protagonists are funny, there are so many jokes, don't be confused by the real and fake ones, there is very little content, a little bit, but it's still very enjoyable! I don't know if you are a new author, but the later chapters get better, so be sure to read a few more chapters! I couldn't stop laughing when I got rich, and my parents caught me laughing so late at night that I was playing with my phone! If it's not funny, I'll show you the funny one. The first one: The treasure novel is not popular, but it's very interesting! I don't know why not many people read it, but I found a treasure when I was digging for gold! The heroine suddenly dies and wears the book, and she is dressed as the abused real daughter. Anyway, I've been twisted into a maggot, take your time and see for yourselves, it's so funny! The funniest one in my heart! Laugh till you squirm! Laughing until midnight hammering the bed! Each chapter has a different laugh line! It can only be said that the ceiling is funny, okay? Smile every day and you will have abdominal muscles [send heart][send heart][lick the screen][lick the screen][smile]

24 沙 The Hilarious Dating Show Is Taking Over, and the Movie Emperor's Wife Is a Real Force 沙雕恋综吹满地，影帝夫人真给力 Tweet Tweet Blows Bubbles啾啾吹泡泡Modern Romance245k WordsOngoing A sweet, sassy, fiery, hilarious beauty vs. the impossibly handsome heartthrob actor [Showbiz dating show + hilarious antics + sworn enemies + both leads are romantically inexperienced + swoony, flirtatious sweetness + both reborn + marriage before love] A lighthearted, laugh-out-loud sweet treat! In her previous life, Su Qingnuan died suddenly while operating an excavator. Reborn into the body of a namesake D-list nobody everyone loved to hate, she runs into her old nemesis on a dating show! Su 187Reads9.4Score—Shelves

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Believe me, these two books are so hilarious that my mother could kick me out of the house. Why? Because my mother thought I had laughing madness. Haha~

26 我 I Am a Secret Guard 我是一个暗卫 Fuyang Jiang阜阳江Two Male Leads401k WordsOngoing I am a shadow guard. Being highly skilled in martial arts and light as a swallow comes with the job. Right now, I’m carrying out my “one,” “two,” “three,”...th assignment. A hilarious, totally ridiculous story. 645Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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I don't allow you to miss these two books. It's really yyds. The author is 5g surfing and a resident Douyin player, especially the second book.

27 摆 The Laid-Back Stepmom and the Not-So-Domineering CEO 摆烂后妈和不霸道总裁 Scallion Pancake with an Extra Egg手抓饼要加鸡蛋Modern Romance450k WordsCompleted The short drama The Not-So-Domineering CEO and His Laid-Back Stepmom is now streaming on Hongguo. [Sweet romance + comedy + marriage first, love later + straightforward leads + both leads speak their minds] [Content warning 1: The son is the male lead’s biological child. Please don’t read if that bothers you.] [Content warning 2: Around twenty chapters feature variety shows in the entertainment industry. They’re just a side story where the heroine watches the drama unfold! She never enters the e 24kReads9.5Score2.5kShelves

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✨1, ", ! ! —", , , : …, … ✨2, 🍃, , ❤️. The heroine is also very good at picking up memes, hello, son🍃brother. The heroine and her stepson were caught secretly eating late-night snacks...

29 穿 I Survive a Torture Novel by Being Ridiculously Absurd 穿进虐文的我靠沙雕苟命 Man Xi漫夕Two Male Leads427k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate-into-a-book System + forced romance, one-on-one] Lin Zhen transmigrates into a melodramatic angst novel, and from the start, because he knows the heroine, the sickly male lead is about to chop off his fingers. To stay alive, Lin Zhen has no choice but to abandon all dignity and shout, “I’m here to seduce you!” Lu Yan: ??? To make matters worse, he’s also bound to a thoroughly unreliable top heartthrob System and draws a pile of ridiculous items like a “Perky Butt Card” and “Capt 8.7kReads9.3Score993Shelves

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This book will really make you laugh to death 😂😂

30 小 My Junior Sister Is Overpowered, Yet Ridiculously Goofy 小师妹明明超强却过分沙雕 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 264kReads9.6Score28.8kShelves

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Although there are very few of them, and the older ones are a little willful and don't want to do more, you will definitely laugh to tears after watching it. There is no male protagonist so far. In fact, I don't want him to be a male protagonist. After all, it would be great if the female protagonist is arrogant and self-improving. Unfortunately, it seems to be a romance, but I haven't written it yet. It is quite interesting, no! It's obviously very beautiful!

32 难 Impossible to Win Over: The Love-Struck Young Master Is Twisted, Scheming, and Flirtatious 难哄，恋爱脑癫公少爷他又茶又撩 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 60.1kReads9.5Score7.6kShelves

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If you don't read it, you will regret it for the rest of your life. The heroine is at her peak at the beginning, but it is said that she hurts the enemy 0.1 And loses 80 million to herself. This book is not a straight shot, but a comet hitting the earth, laughing until your stomach hurts. If you don't read it, you will regret it for the rest of your life! If you don't watch it, you will regret it for the rest of your life! If you don't watch it, you will regret it for the rest of your life! Say important things three times!!!

33 水 Still Waters Run Deep, Mom Brought Our Big Brother Along 水浅王八多，咱妈带咱哥 Chao Ge朝戈Modern Romance834k WordsCompleted [Hilarious entertainment industry + Parenting variety show + Motherly celebrity + Yun Li is an old lady!] Yun Li, the old lady who’s lived a bold life in two lifetimes, is alive again! This time, it’s a brutal start: she becomes a mom without the pain of childbirth! She’s gentle and considerate, a great cook, kindhearted, and reliable! Her charm sweeps through the entire parenting show! Her son wants to learn about financial management, so Yun Li says, “Mom will open an account for you. You only 1.6kReads9.4Score280Shelves

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Thank you for the invitation. I am in good spirits. I am already a shy girl who dares to go to the bank to rob money even if I wear a mask.

36 荒 I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar 荒岛综艺我称王，顶流野猪你的强 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance296k WordsCompleted Jian Xun is a wild boar. Right now, she’s being forced to serve as a laborer in this world. With an alcoholic father, a mother who favors her son, a hard life, and a broken family. The little wild boar sneered: “You don’t know when you’ve got it good. You people are beyond saving!” To her son-obsessed adoptive mother, she smiled and suggested: “Why not just marry your son? You can be his wife and his mother. Everyone will praise you for managing the household!” To the arrogant male lead whose be 16.2kReads9.5Score2.8kShelves

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🙉🙊🐒It's so funny. When I went to the toilet and looked at my phone and dropped it, my mother slapped me. I was still laughing. My mother didn't dare to hit me from now on because she was afraid that it would make me happy. Hahaha [licking the screen] [crying with laughter]. ① [Female celebrity🙉Female celebrity vs CEO with a strange brain circuit] She was stabbed in the back by a scumbag and was stabbed in the hospital by an extreme CP fan as soon as she got through the book. Xie Mi went crazy on the spot and uttered wild words in the live broadcast room. "Come! Stab me! Come and stab me! I'll fucking explode the earth💥--" [Rebel CEO ③ [Electronic Piggy🐷xMute Zhan Ge] The adoptive parents treated her harshly, but she slapped her mouth backhand [cool]. Her relatives ridiculed her and she went to her ancestral graves in the middle of the night to make a baby. When her classmates bullied her, she knocked out two of their teeth with one punch. ④Mind-reading + eating melon [eating melon], [Shocked! The emperor's underwear was mended three times, just because he was poor!] [Fear] Emperor:... [Petrochemical] That night, the three princes gave a lot of underwear to their old father. [Dagua! The Protector General has an improper relationship with the King of Qi!] Protector General:...[Staring] ⑤The heroine is super funny. Faced with her mortal enemy on Lian Zong, she said: "I'll give you a turtle🐢. If I raise it, I'll see you through the end of my life." Faced with PUA-style parents, she said: "Suffering is a blessing? Then I wish you blessings like the East Sea." Faced with attacks from anti-fans, she said: "I have the final say in my life, and I will dictate my mother's death." Faced with fans who recognized her as their mother, she said: "You can say random things, but you can't recognize your mother randomly!!"

49 这 This Is a Crazy Story, I'm a Nutcase, That's the Introduction 这是癫文，我是神经，介绍完毕 Chen Jiujiu沉酒九Modern Romance890k WordsCompleted [One-on-one + Happy Ending + Goofy + Completely Unhinged + Bonkers + Insane + Meme-filled] [Unhinged celebrity x domineering CEO who's not cold and aloof] Si Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming an unknown supporting actress in an old-fashioned novel. The System ordered her to redeem the second male lead, or it would wipe out all her assets. Si Qian looked at her remaining balance of two yuan and fifty cents, then gave the System a huge slap. Quit yelling! You're scaring away all my money! A 18.6kReads9.1Score2.5kShelves

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Female channel, so funny! The heroine is really sublime, crazy, and ridiculous! ① The heroine was rebellious and had to appear in the same variety show as the male and female protagonists. Her manager said she had to be famous. Then she went to Weibo and posted [Jiang Qiyu V]: I'm back. This time, I want to hear all the rumors that belong to me!! Sister Chen: "Don't call me sister, you are my sister! I asked you to gain popularity, and you went crazy on the Internet?!" The heroine: "Just tell me if you are popular or not." You really understand what popularity is, hahaha, it made me laugh!

50 沙 My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙 Fu Yiling傅衣凌Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans. 50.1kReads9.2Score5.2kShelves

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The first book is about cultivating immortals. It is mainly based on the protagonist team. It is very, very, very funny. The second book is also about cultivating immortals. The main CP is a male and a female, and the CP is a male. It is very, very beautiful. The secondary CP is sweeter than the main CP. The third book is about the entertainment industry. The heroine wears Ultraman clothes at the beginning and performs with the biggest stone on her chest.