I Survive a Torture Novel by Being Ridiculously Absurd
穿进虐文的我靠沙雕苟命
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- Completed
- Length
- 427k Words
- Genre
- Two Male Leads
- Updated
- 3y ago
- English
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- Lying Flat in a High-Energy, Over-the-Top Romance在高能狗血文里躺平Alternate title on Fanqie
- How to Survive an Angsty Story: Be RidiculousEnglish name
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It's really good! Zhenzhen is so silly! I haven't finished reading it yet, but I think the author shouldn't be on Tomato Bookstore 🍅, she should be on Begonia Bookstore.
Super good! The content made me blush, it's so silly and funny, highly recommended!!!
I absolutely love it! The author writes so well, I love it to death! It's all about suggestive content, 😳😳, it really hits my sweet spot! 💕💕💕 Author, keep up the good work!
It looks great, but the updates are too slow. I follow books and encourage others to get hooked. Why? To make it faster for you. "Update, update!" Became a phrase that was constantly on his lips. My dear author, I love you. Do you love me? 😢
To be honest, this is the first time I've ever seen a car in a Tomato Novel! The author's writing is so good! 💕
It's good. I heard it was because of the author's penchant for silly romance novels, but I was drawn in by the absurdity of the story. It really is absurd. As a long-time bookworm, this is one of the few books that has kept me interested enough to read over a hundred chapters and even urge for more.
Ahem, everyone, this is seriously so good! The beginning is hilarious, and it's a clean pairing! They're all just aliases for Lu Yan, and this is just too good to pass up. I think 9.2 Is too low, but anyway, I love it! [Thumbs up]
The only word to describe it is "amazing"!! It's been so long since I've encountered a story that perfectly suits my taste! Author, hurry up and finish writing! I'll definitely read it to the end!
The novel is excellent and very engaging; I really enjoyed it. (The author should go to Haitang; it's such a waste of their talent to be on Taobao 😏🤭) This is just my personal opinion; please don't be offended if you disagree.
I really love this plot, it's so exciting! The protagonist does it in the very first chapter, can anyone do it faster than that?