Begging for Novels So Funny You'll Drop Your Phone in the Toilet 跪求可以笑到手机掉马桶里的小说
Translated by GPT-6 Luna
In this list
Reader notes translated by Google Translate
288
-
251
Wasn't This a Dating Show? How Did It Turn into a Battle Royale? 不是恋综吗？怎么整上大逃杀了
[Ridiculous comedy + mildly spooky supernatural elements + unhinged antics] [Unhinged queen VS pretentious guy] The good news: Yun Yu transmigrated into a book and became a rich, beautiful heiress! The bad news: her family went bankrupt right before her eyes. Even worse, her husband was about to divorce her, and she wouldn’t get a single cent! She might as well not have transmigrated at all. To pay off her debts, Yun Yu was forced to join a dating reality show that would have the original owner
18kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves
Reader note
-
252
Blacklisted? Heh, How Did I Become a Global Sensation? 封杀？嘿嘿，我怎么爆红全球啦
[Absurd antics + face-slapping + talent competitions early on, then movies and variety shows + becoming a director] [Romance + a fussy heroine + a powerful industry tycoon as the hero + sweet, exclusive pairing + a plagiarist heroine] Jiang Xueyan is a D-list actress mired in scandal, with a knack for stirring up a storm. The entire internet is calling for her to be banned. When internet trolls send her abusive messages on Weibo, she starts a livestream, gets right in their faces, and teaches th
11.2kReads9.0Score1.4kShelves
-
253
I Dig the Pits, You Fill Them In. Everyone in Our Sect Is a Rebel 我挖坑，你填土，师门全是反骨
[Original title: I Became the Beloved Little Junior Sister and Turned the Cultivation World Upside Down] Xie Sisi transmigrated and became the cannon-fodder supporting character in a novel she’d once mocked, a character with the exact same name. The supporting character’s role was to bring the heroine to an immortal sect, dutifully serve as her medicine human, and ultimately die after being used to test the heroine’s medicines. Xie Sisi, who knew the plot: “Bah! Whoever wants to be a medicine hu
49.7kReads9.4Score6.7kShelves
-
254
These Trolls Are Hopeless! The Ancestor Is Live-Streaming Lessons on How to Insult People 这届黑粉不行！老祖直播教骂人中
An ancestor who has lived for five thousand years is going to compete on a variety show in the mortal world? Heavenly Emperor: Xiao Xi, come back. I'll let you play around with my position as Heavenly Emperor. Yun Xi: Not interested! King of Hell: Sis Xi, this is all the private money I have left. Boo-hoo~ Yun Xi: Hand it over! Black Impermanence: Daddy, should I kill a little ghost to entertain you? Yun Xi: Everyone is responsible for protecting life! Kill two. I like pairs! [Live Archaeologica
276Reads9.2Score102Shelves
Reader note
-
255
The Whole Family Transmigrates: 18 Ways to Survive in Ancient Times 全家穿越：古代生存十八法
The whole family transmigrates to ancient times after an accident. Whether that counts as good luck or bad luck is anyone’s guess. They’ve barely woken up when they find out the family has no money, no land, and a mountain of debt to repay. Not one of them has a golden finger, either. But the dog that came along with them is rather interesting. Could it be some kind of divine hound? This big family has to put food on the table, keep the household harmonious, and make progress in their studies. W
64.5kReads9.5Score7.4kShelves
Reader note
-
256
My Space Grows Fruits and Vegetables, and It Gets Us Through the Famine 我家空间产瓜果，逃荒路上全靠它
The Xia family had been looking forward to their self-driving trip along the eastern coast for ages. They never expected a typhoon to sweep all four of them back a thousand years. When they opened their eyes, the people were still the same four, but... the era was completely different! Come on! How can a whole family transmigrate together? Even worse, as soon as they arrived, they found themselves facing poor harvests and one disaster after another. Fleeing? No way. They were just following the
32kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves
-
257
After the Cannon Fodder Female Lead Quit Chasing Him, She Went All In on Messing with the Male Lead’s Head 炮灰女配不追后，狂搞大男主心态
[Absurd Humor and Memes + Lighthearted Comedy + Ensemble Cast + Everyone's Darling] Xie Fu transmigrates into a cultivation novel aimed at male readers as a disposable female supporting character. The plot has the heroine, Jiang Yue, chosen by the male lead over his beloved junior sister. Heartbroken, the junior sister turns into a vicious villainess. Are women in male-oriented novels supposed to be nothing but stepping stones for the male lead? Sorry, no. She's a woman, not a doormat. There are
493Reads8.7Score100Shelves
Reader note
-
258
From Has-Been to Short-Drama Queen: Putting Every Hater in Their Place! 糊咖成短剧女王，专治各种不服！
The rating just came out, so it’s a little low. It’ll go up later~ [Absurd comedy + memes + showbiz + wicked gardenia] Because Jiang Zhi was hopelessly lovesick, she wasted her youth. By the age of thirty, she had achieved nothing and was stuck with a puffy, botched-plastic-surgery face. Reborn, she returns to the day of auditions for Let’s Watch the Rainstorm Together. After awakening an acting System, she decides to focus on her career and stay away from scumbags. She throws herself into he
533Reads6.7Score—Shelves
-
259
The Male Leads Can Read Minds: Remember, I’m a Lovesick Fool 男主们有读心术，我叫舔狗你记住
[Transmigrate into a Book + System + Absurd Comedy + Hilarious + Love Rival Showdown + A Strong Female Lead + Mind Reading Spreads from Person to Person] Jiang Nanyue transmigrated into a book, becoming the sickly, disposable simp in a certain popular historical romance about a woman adored by everyone. While other people fawned over one person, she fawned over four. Don't ask. The answer is that she's fickle. The young heir, the Imperial Preceptor, the top scholar, and the young general were al
14.8kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves
Reader note
-
260
Don't Underestimate the Chinese Alligator 别拿猪婆龙不当神兽
[Adorable pet transformation + laugh-out-loud comedy + everyone’s favorite + unconventional, offbeat xianxia] Yu Baibai fails her tribulation and gets struck by heavenly lightning, turning into a Chinese alligator. She freeloads as a pet in the home of an aloof movie star, mooching meals, treats, and Wangwang Snow Cookies. The movie star hugs her in her alligator form and says with eager hope, “Wouldn’t it be wonderful if you could turn into a beauty like Yu Baibai!” One day, Yu Baibai can’t
11.1kReads8.9Score2.1kShelves
-
261
You Can Steal My Luck, But Can You Steal My Mental Illness? 偷得了我气运，能偷我精神病吗
[Going wild + making money + meme humor + showbiz + face-slapping] Jiang Di, who had been freakishly strong since childhood, transmigrated into a book as a fake heiress whose luck had been stolen. At the same time, she was bound to a Going Crazy System that paid her whenever she went off the rails. - So, on the day she transmigrated, when a relative pointed at her and called her a useless money sink, Jiang Di went berserk on the spot. She yanked a tree with a trunk as thick as a grown man's arm
2.2kReads9.0Score311Shelves
Reader note
-
262
What a Menace! The Female Lead’s Decency Is Anyone’s Guess, and She Gets Tougher the Tougher You Are 缺大德！女配素质不详，遇强则强
[Unhinged] [Ridiculous] [Meme-loving] [Shameless] [Entertainment industry] After transmigrating into the body of a wicked female supporting character, Yun Xi decides to give up and go completely off the rails. To her surprise, she becomes a rogue wave in the entertainment industry. On a variety show, the pure and kindhearted heroine says she loves animals. Yun Xi smiles and replies: “Love animals? So do I. I love little animals best.” Chicken stewed with mushrooms, beer-braised duck, spicy rabb
8.5kReads8.5Score1.1kShelves
-
263
I Have 6 Systems, So What's Wrong with Being a Little Arrogant? 我，6个系统，嚣张一点怎么了
[No romance + strong female lead + System + feel-good power fantasy + face-slapping and putting scumbags in their place] On New Year's Eve, Tang Tingyu gets fired in the most miserable fashion. She tells herself she can get by on her savings for a while, only to receive a call from the police saying her apartment has been burglarized. The thief didn't leave her a single coin. Furious and heartbroken, she climbs onto the rooftop and gives the heavens the middle finger. A bolt of lightning strikes
19.1kReads8.9Score3.3kShelves
Reader note
-
264
After Marrying the Demon in Someone Else's Place, I Went on a Killing Spree 替嫁给魔头后，我杀疯了
[The short drama adaptation, Farewell to the Immortal Bone, is now streaming] She was poisoned by villains, left mentally impaired, and had her dantian shattered and her contract beast stolen. Then she was forced to take another woman's place in marriage to an old demon. When her memories return, she transforms into a little grandmaster who can conquer the heavens and earth in a flash. The Spirit Palaces of the Heavenly Realm revere her, the rulers of the Underworld fear her as a demon, and the
8.4kReads9.4Score1.2kShelves
Reader note
-
265
The Tempting Little Merman: The Brooding Commander Can’t Control His Feelings 诱甜小鲛人：腹黑指挥官情感自禁
[Intense Mutual Flirting + Mutual Devotion + Heart-Melting Romance and Sizzling Chemistry] Lots of couples, hilarious and heartwarming interactions between friends, nothing but sweet romance, and plenty of thrilling battles for the nation. Great news! The Federal Empire has been founded! Yu Li, hailed as the Empire's flower, verbally seduced the new Commander-in-Chief on her very first day at work. After her friends talked her into it, she began cautiously testing the waters. “Tonight, the roses
1.2kReads9.4Score172Shelves
-
266
The Aloof Immortal Venerable on the Mountain Was Forced to Marry the Demoness 山上清冷的仙尊被女魔头强娶了
(A strong, domineering female Demon Venerable who dotes on her husband × a cool, gentle, slightly proud and easily flustered male immortal lord) That aloof immortal lord from the heavens above should be placed on a pedestal for the world to admire and worship. He may be gazed upon from afar, but never defiled. What nonsense! The demonic woman tosses the immortal lord she has abducted onto the bed. With his soft, delicate skin, he belongs in her Demon Palace, where she can lavishly pamper him. Bu
2.1kReads9.1Score213Shelves
-
267
Book Transmigration: I Throw Myself Into the Villain’s Arms and Cuddle 穿书：扑到反派怀里撒个娇
[Complete] [Both leads are devoted to each other, sweet romance, a queen of smooth talk x a shy, possessive prince] Gu Qingqing transmigrates into a book, only to find she's a cannon-fodder character who won't survive past chapter five! Even worse, she's married to the story's great villain! To stay alive, she's quick with sweet talk, groveling, and flattery! Wait! What happened to the violent, bloodthirsty villain? Who's this adorable man blushing at the slightest flirtation? The original male
1.3kReads9.3Score149Shelves
Reader note
-
268
Master Chen, Your Wife Is Here to Steal the Baby 辰爷，夫人来偷娃了
Chu Yechen has lost it. Whenever he sees Gu Yunyou, he wants to fight her. This woman has her eye on his little heartthrob and is always trying to steal him away. He’s sure she’s here to steal his kid. He has to protect his little darling. Later, he realizes this woman actually has her eye on him. First she steals his kid, then she makes a move on him. Then one day, he sees his little darling go from one to three. Three identical faces stand in front of him in perfect formation. Two cool 3D-prin
3.7kReads9.1Score437Shelves
Reader note
-
269
I’ll Take Your Daughter 你女儿我收下了
I’ll Take Your Daughter
84Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
270
The Sweet Little Wife of the 1970s, Spoiled by Two Powerful Men 七零小甜妻，被两个大佬宠哭了
The Sweet Little Wife of the Seventies Is Adored by Two Powerful Men
268Reads—Score—Shelves
-
271
What Exactly Happened That Night? 那晚，到底发生了什么
What exactly happened that night?
58Reads—Score—Shelves
-
272
Reborn, the School's Queen Bee Spoils Me Even More 重生后，女校霸更宠我了
After Being Reborn, the School’s Female Bully Dotes on Me Even More
415Reads—Score—Shelves
-
273
What a Clever Adultery Bust 这奸，捉得妙
What a perfect time to catch them in the act
1kReads—Score—Shelves
-
274
On New Year’s Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 除夕夜，岳母三次推门后，老婆说我们是假结婚
On New Year's Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake
451Reads—Score—Shelves
-
275
Come On, Keep Acting Tough 来，接着狂
Come on, keep acting tough.
20Reads—Score—Shelves
-
276
She Knows What She Wants 她主意太正
She’s far too headstrong.
11Reads—Score—Shelves
-
277
Reborn as a Fierce Wife 重生之悍妻
On her first day as the eldest princess, Yu Xiaoxiao, a military instructor from the apocalypse, marries Gu Xinglang, a young general who has been wrongfully imprisoned and tortured, and has hit the lowest point in his life. From then on, a tough woman from the apocalypse who only knows how to eat, sleep, and kill zombies finds herself bound by fate to a brave general who is loyal to his sovereign and country, stern and taciturn. The country is weak, powerful enemies loom, and the court is full
7.2kReads9.2Score756Shelves
Reader note
-
278
This Rich Sibling Bond Is Wild: Little Sis Is an Absolute Legend 离谱豪门兄妹情，小妹天秀可还行
[No romance + silly, illogical comedy + variety show + three older brothers and one younger brother + loving enemies + past-life elements, avoid if that bothers you] After her startup failed, a wealthy heiress was dumped by her third brother onto a rural variety show. At first, viewers said: “I can’t stand these pampered rich girls.” Later, they said: “Holy crap! You’re a rich heiress who can operate an excavator? That’s just ridiculous. I hereby dub you Shen Ridiculous.” In the end, they realiz
273Reads8.4Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
279
I Sat Up in the Demon King’s Arms in Shock: The Top-Tier Star Is Me! 魔王怀里惊坐起，顶流竟是我自己
"One-on-one romance + comedy + showbiz + sweet romance" Yin Lu is an NPC in a horror game. She gets reassigned to a novel to cause trouble, take over the plot of the missing original villainess, and become a tool for bringing the hero and heroine together. But from the start, she accidentally turns into a little snow ferret!? System: Get up close and personal with the Great Demon King, and you’ll earn time as a human! Yin Lu: Got it. I’ll go bite his nose right now! Rumble The Great Demon King,
7Reads7.3Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
280
The Paparazzi Are Useless! The Movie Emperor Breaks All the Big Stories Himself 狗仔不行啊！大瓜都靠影帝自己爆
[Reality dating show livestream + devoted to one another + sweet romance + entertainment industry] Ever since the top-tier star and award-winning actor was caught on livestream with his son calling him Dad, Gu Nian has been unable to shake him off. Fans: Lord Shi is handsome, Lord Shi is charming. We want to be all cute and clingy with him. Gu Nian complains, “He’s just a little sleazy, a little brash, and so jealous he’d flirt you right off your feet. One rumor of an affair and he gets carri
10.4kReads9.1Score1.3kShelves
Reader note
-
281
The Struggles of a B-List Empress 十八线皇后的奋斗史
Su Yaoyao was a D-list modern-day actress. While filming an action scene on a wire, she had an accident! When she woke again, she saw a beautiful young woman being attacked by a thug and killed with a single stab. To her horror, she realized she had transmigrated to an unfamiliar ancient era. Alone and penniless, she decided that to survive, she would bury the beautiful woman who had died and inherit her possessions! She never expected to inherit a husband as destitute as a beggar, too! Qiao Hao
51Reads7.1Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
282
Exiled Right After Our Wedding, the Chaste War King Starts a Rebellion for Me 刚成亲就流放，禁欲战王为我造反
[One-on-one romance + transmigration + finding warmth together + mutual devotion + adorable baby arrives] Lin Yuan, a modern woman who enjoys the finer things in life, met with an accident while traveling and transmigrated to an alternate dynasty. To make matters worse, she became the despised Princess of War, and was sent into exile in the northern wastelands. Along the way, she found the husband she'd married but never met. Survival expert Lin Yuan used every trick she'd learned across two lif
3.5kReads9.0Score338Shelves
-
283
After Calling Off the Wedding, I Had Quadruplets 退婚后·四胞胎了
[1v1 + adored by everyone + extra sweet + adorable babies + groveling chase + both parents give them a hard time!] Xia Yuxin transmigrates and becomes Xia Yuxin in ancient times. That very night, she encounters her fiancé, Chu Linchuan, who needs help curing an aphrodisiac poison. Her fiancé says, “I was poisoned with an incurable aphrodisiac while investigating a case, so I had no choice but to come to you.” And so Xia Yuxin, still dazed and originally from the twenty-first century, becomes his
3.5kReads8.9Score297Shelves
-
284
My Pocket Dimension: I Farm and Do Business to Support a Kept Man 空间：我靠种田经商，养个软饭帝
With a storage space and a knack for farming, Wan Qianqian was a business prodigy of the twenty-second century. One day, a typhoon blew the roof off her villa. As luck would have it, Wan Qianqian was holding her sheepdog when she was sent straight to the afterlife on the spot... When she woke again, Wan Qianqian had become a young maid whose calculating, money-loving father had sent her to the marquis’s estate. He expected her to climb into her master’s bed and become his concubine. Even worse,
1.9kReads9.2Score188Shelves
-
285
Reborn: The Lucky Little Concubine’s Rise to the Top 重生：锦鲤小才人升职记
An overlooked palace maid finally gets the chance to spend the night with the emperor, only to choke to death on a rib. Reborn, she tries to avoid being chosen to share the emperor's bed by wearing a pockmarked disguise and eating her way through life. But the harem, usually rife with bloody intrigue, suddenly finds harmony. The empress and four consorts stop fighting for the emperor's favor and all dote on her instead. Empress: "My precious little darling, tell me who bullied you, and I'll have
10Reads8.7Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
286
Book Transmigration: The Yandere Villain Wants Me Dead Every Day 穿书：病娇反派日日想取我狗命
Modern girl Xie Wumei transmigrates into a book as the villainess and gets bound to a cold System. It orders her to win over the most powerful villain in the story and save the world, or he’ll refine weapons and slaughter the Three Realms. Hell mode begins. To win over the Demon King, she spends every day teetering on the brink of death. She doesn’t expect to soften the cold-faced Demon Lord; she just wants to live to a ripe old age. Who knew the villain, seemingly aloof, pure, and coldly abstin
2.9kReads9.2Score363Shelves
Reader note
-
287
Book Transmigration: The Yandere Villain Forced Me to Marry Him, and Now I’m Hooked 穿书：被病娇反派强娶后我真香了
[Transmigrate Into a Book + Mind Reading + Salted Fish System + Yandere + Villain + Redemption + 1v1, Both Chaste + Absurd Comedy + Sweet Romance] Transmigrating into the role of the most miserable villain’s concubine, Yun Miaomiao just wants to ditch the bad-luck magnet, latch onto the male lead as soon as possible, and be a salted fish who eats for free and waits to die! Who knew her request for a divorce would be rejected, and that she’d somehow become the crown prince’s consort? Thinking of
731Reads8.9Score101Shelves
Reader note
-
288
Help! The Demon Lord and I Switched Bodies, and Now He's Carrying My Baby 救命！与魔尊互换后他怀了我的崽
[Hilarious transmigration + System space + body swap + sweet romance + yandere + two powerful, devoted leads + everyone’s favorite + ensemble cast + multiple couples] Ye Pianpian accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation world and becomes the most miserable villainess in the Longevity Sect. The System tells her she has to win over the Demon Lord to survive, but she swaps bodies with him the moment she transmigrates. She breezes through the entrance test, becoming a genius girl who draws ever
690Reads7.4Score102Shelves
Reader note