Looking for No-CP Comedies That’ll Make You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts at Night 求无CP，爆笑向，晚上能让人的书笑到肚子疼的书

1. 1 县 The County Magistrate's Daughter Ascends to the Heavens 县令小姐登天记 Bobo Pomegranate波波石榴Ancient Romance263k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + humorous + System + transmigration + romantic love + wild imagination] This is a story about two people who love each other. It begins with a misunderstanding and ends with them staying together. Three transmigrations across three lifetimes, all for a lifetime by your side. 111Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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   You can ignore that prince!

2. 2 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 55.7kReads—Score532Shelves

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   No-CP comedy

3. 3 白 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 7.6kReads—Score118Shelves
4. 4 逆 The Rebellious Daughter, Xu Yao 逆女许瑶 Shiyou Po礻由婆Ancient Romance104k WordsCompleted Transmigration, hunting, strong female lead, leveling up, ruthless and decisive. If you’re interested in this book, you can keep reading Against the Current: Xu Yao in the Cultivation World. The man set down his catch and sat across from Xu Yao as if they were old friends. “When did you learn to hunt? People in the village say you got over your idiocy and then went crazy. Is that true?” Xu Yao gritted her teeth. “Yes, I’m crazy. When I get really crazy, I eat people.” The man grinned. “Heh, I do 821Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Authentic no-romance, time-travel, cultivation, comedy, decisive and ruthless, not a saint. Independent cultivator, strong female lead, leveling-up story, foodie, adventure, treasure hunting. No raising children, no pampered group.

5. 5 逆 The Rebellious Xu Yao in the Cultivation World 逆女许瑶之修仙界 Shiyou Po礻由婆Fantastical Romance456k WordsOngoing Cultivation | No Romance | Transmigrated, Powerful Female Lead | Decisive and Ruthless Ensemble Cast. This is the official sequel to The Rebellious Girl Xu Yao. It’s recommended that you read the original first. Xu Yao and her companions travel through more than a dozen realms, great and small. Starting from nothing, they save up spirit stones, temper their life-bound treasures, master the Sacred Demon Body Art, seize secret realms and formations, unite the Central Island, and are named the Dem 246Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 6 穿 Reborn as a Little Mouse in the Cultivation World 穿成修仙界的小老鼠 Shiyou Po礻由婆25k WordsCompleted Reborn as a Little Mouse in the Cultivation World 419Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 7 合 The Useless Disciple of the Hehuan Sect Is a Sword Cultivator 合欢宗的废材是剑修 Shiyou Po礻由婆22k WordsCompleted The Useless Member of the Hehuan Sect Is a Sword Cultivator 196Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 8 谁 Who Could've Guessed? Every Customer in My Online Shop Has Transmigrated 谁懂啊？我的网店顾客全是穿越者 Spring Mountain Mist春山雾Modern Romance660k WordsCompleted [Now being published, with a live-action mini-series already online. Come watch~] [No romance + strong heroine + feel-good power fantasy + striking it rich + visitors from myriad worlds + trading goods + heartwarming healing + ensemble cast] Ye Xing's online shop had recently received a lot of strange orders. Her shop specialized in running errands, buying things on commission, and taking care of various tasks for customers. But the things her recent customers asked her to do were all outrageous 13.3kReads9.1Score1.9kShelves

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   No romantic pairing, excellent writing style, humorous content, and a wildly imaginative plot. It has a grand scope and clear logic. You should check it out; I stayed up all night to finish it.

9. 9 祸 Disaster Delivered: The Hilarious Villainess Is on Her Way 祸到付款：沙雕女配派送中 Jiang Yuqiao江遇乔Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Trouble, Cash on Delivery: The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is on Her Way [Dual transmigration into a book + System + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Humor + Variety Shows + Livestreaming + Redemption + 1v1 Romance + Happy Ending] [A lie-flat, slack-off, unhinged celebrity × a sharp-tongued, hopelessly lovesick CEO] - Qiao Yan wakes up one morning to discover that she has transmigrated into a book again, becoming a washed-up minor supporting actress who’s so unpopular she’s prac 9.1kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves

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   Hilarious, highly rated reads—I've already finished them all! The first is a transmigration novel with a romantic pairing. The female lead has a supporting character's role in the entertainment industry, and she's absolutely hilarious, with one witty line after another—definitely worth reading! The second is also a romantic entertainment industry novel. The first time the male and female leads meet, the female lead compliments the male lead's good looks 🥹, describing him as an "honest guy"—definitely good-looking. The third is about a female lead who can communicate with animals, knows tons of gossip, and is involved in entertainment industry reforms—lots of witty remarks!! A female lead who can communicate with animals is a huge plus!! The fourth is by Teacher Long Spear—no need to say more; I only got into comedy novels after reading Teacher Long Spear~(¯▽¯~)

10. 10 影 Don't Run, Big Brother Movie Star! I'm Serious About Being Your Devoted Fan 影帝哥哥别跑，当舔狗我是认真的 Branches of Years Past故年枝Modern Romance532k WordsCompleted [Also known as: The Cannon Fodder’s Inner Thoughts Are Heard, and the Award-Winning Actor’s Image Falls Apart] [Absurd comedy + entertainment industry + mind-reading + mutual devotion + nonsensical humor + cheesy pickup lines + unhinged antics] On the very first day after transmigrating into the entertainment industry, Jiang You is told by the System that she has only three minutes left to live. The only way to extend her life is to become award-winning actor Qin Lie’s devoted fangirl. There’s n 515Reads9.2Score102Shelves
11. 11 脚 After Kicking My Trash Ex, I Turned the Whole Internet Upside Down 脚踢渣男后，我反手颠翻全网 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance361k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + comedy + 1v1 dating show + talking to animals + absolute nonsense + devoted couple] One day, she transmigrated into a book about the entertainment industry, becoming the stand-in for the female lead’s white moonlight before her return from abroad. When faced with her scumbag boyfriend’s emotional manipulation, Sheng Qing turned the tables and had him committed to a psychiatric hospital. She even posted a caption: “Heard I was throwing myself at you? Give me a break. Meeting you was li 10.5kReads9.4Score1.7kShelves
12. 12 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 105.6kReads9.7Score12.2kShelves
13. 13 满 The Entire Court Begged Me Not to Get Married 满朝文武都求着我别嫁人 Yue Jiu玥九Ancient Romance630k WordsCompleted Gu Zhao transmigrates into a celebrated female general. To avoid giving herself away and stay alive, she has one goal: resign! She has to resign! But... Want to go back to the countryside and raise chickens? The entire court: “You can raise chickens in the capital, too!” Want to go back to the countryside and find someone to marry? The emperor waves a hand grandly: “Choose any man in the entire court!” So Gu Zhao takes her imperial edict of betrothal and goes from house to house collecting money 3.4kReads8.3Score508Shelves

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    This book is hilarious! The premise is fresh and there's no romantic pairing. The female protagonist transmigrates into the body of a female general who desperately wants to resign, but the emperor won't let her go. She makes an excuse that she wants to go back to the countryside to get married, but the Grand Tutor says, "Getting married doesn't necessarily mean going back to the countryside." She then says she just wants to go back to the countryside to raise chickens. The entire court cries out, "You can raise chickens in the capital too!" Well, that's it! The female protagonist goes door-to-door, finding every son suitable for raising chickens, even five-year-olds! The entire court is miserable and eventually has to pay her off to avoid further trouble. The female protagonist never develops any romantic feelings; initially she wants to resign, but later she only wants to focus on her career.

14. 14 穿 After Becoming a Substitute, She Stayed Up All Night Studying the Nanny Handbook 穿替身后，她连夜攻读月嫂手册 Little White Snake in the Waves浪里小白蛇Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate 16.7kReads9.0Score2kShelves

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    There is no romantic pairing in the main story; the side stories are written by the author based on the pairings that fans ship.

15. 15 全 After the Whole Sect’s Cannon Fodder Read My Mind, the Plot Went Completely Off the Rails 全宗门炮灰读我心后，剧情真崩啦 Cold Mountain Verse寒山词Ancient Romance2.0M WordsOngoing [Wacky cultivation + mind-reading in both directions + everyone dotes on her, no romance] “Setting the facts aside, this cultivation world is so absurd. Are you really saying you have nothing to do with it?” “?” “Guards, drag her out and execute her! Anyone who dares to point out my faults to my face deserves the harshest punishment!” * Bad news: I died. Good news: I transmigrated. Bad news: I landed in a nest of cannon-fodder villains. Good news: Everyone here has cheat powers, and I'm the stro 9.6kReads9.3Score840Shelves

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    It's hilarious! I laughed so hard I almost passed out while watching it. [Laughing emoji]

16. 16 算 I Use Fortune-Telling to Set Showbiz Straight. Who’s Crazier Than Me? 算卦整顿娱乐圈，还有谁能比我癫 Three Cups of Murky Wine三两浊酒Modern Romance638k WordsCompleted [No romance + occult arts + livestreaming + real and fake heiresses + goofy comedy] Occult prodigy Song Ning failed her tribulation and transmigrated into the body of an obscure actress who had died after being cyberbullied. Her family cast her aside and doted on their adopted daughter, her actor boyfriend coldly betrayed her, and the entire internet joined in the cyberbullying. To pay her agency’s enormous breach-of-contract fee and earn some merit, Song Ning started livestreaming fortune-telli 9.5kReads8.8Score1.3kShelves

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    My darling, this one has no romance! [You can savor it][Top post][Add to bookshelf][Masterpiece by Sparrow Eater][I also highly recommend it] It's finished, so enjoy it! [Smirk] It's incredibly satisfying to read! I love completed stories like this; the plot is fast-paced and stays on track, and the female lead is amazing! It's not just your average fortune telling livestream; I listened to the whole thing, and the host was very engaging! [Heart emoji] Okay~ The third and fourth installments are still being updated! [Thinking emoji] Please follow and support! [Seeking attention emoji]

17. 17 我 I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押，玄学大佬马甲被扒 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t 14.6kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves

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    This book is hilarious; the female protagonist later becomes the Heavenly Dao.

18. 18 不 You Won't Divorce Me? You Won't Leave Even Someone as Mentally Ill as Me Alone? 不和离？我一个精神病你都不放过 Miao Zhu妙竹Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Genuinely mentally ill heroine, mysticism, causing trouble to people’s faces, doted on by everyone, irresistible charm] Lin Yu'er is a mental patient who suddenly transmigrates into the role of the Marchioness of Zhaoping! Everyone in Shengjing knows that Lin Yu'er is crazy! She screams herself hoarse, talks to thin air, contorts her face with rage, and hits anyone she sees! Even the entire Imperial Medical Bureau was helpless, but then word suddenly spread that the Marquis of Zhaoping said his 10.8kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves

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    These two don't have a bunch of complicated moralizing principles; the plots are reasonable, and they're just fun.

19. 19 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 171.1kReads9.5Score22.3kShelves

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    This is a must-read, it's hilarious haha!

20. 20 快 Quick Transmigration: The Demon King Wrecks the Plot 快穿之大魔王崩坏剧情 Mist Rising Through the Long Forest雾起长林Modern Romance428k WordsCompleted (No romance, brainless wish-fulfillment.) The heroine is an overbearing, chuuni, unhinged supervillain. She isn't human! She has no human morality and is rotten to the core. Anyone seeking justice or a saintly heroine should stay away. She takes the scumbag's path and leaves scumbags nowhere to go. If she can solve something with violence, she won't waste a word. She's a master of every kind of scheming green tea and black lotus trick: if you can imagine it, she can do it. A mama's boy ends up w 29.6kReads9.5Score3kShelves

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    Each one is absolutely gorgeous and the best-looking. They're hilarious.

21. 21 星 Studying Among the Stars: A Grade-C Pretty Face Who Always Ranks First 星际求学，C级花瓶，但总第一 Sui Yuan岁圆Sci-Fi & Apocalypse213k WordsOngoing [Interstellar + Ensemble Cast + Military Academy League + Mental Familiars + Mecha + Power Fantasy + Lighthearted Comedy] After failing the civil service exam, the public institution exam, and the postgraduate entrance exam, Nan Suli transmigrated to the interstellar era. No big deal. She just had to get a job somewhere else. Then she opened her eyes and found herself transmigrated right into a mecha competition, where she was promptly hunted down! After finally awakening her familiar, it turned 385Reads7.2Score—Shelves

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    This is absolutely hilarious! You'll regret not watching it! [Heart][heart][heart][heart]

22. 22 小 My Junior Sister Takes Down Every Young Prodigy with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines 小师妹用土味情话干翻各路天骄 Catch the Stars抓住星星Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing (The short drama My Junior Sister’s Cheesy Pickup Lines is now available.) After gaming for three days and two nights without sleep, internet-addicted girl Xu Wu, unsurprisingly, had an unexpected outcome: she died suddenly. Who would have thought that when she opened her eyes, she’d transmigrated into a book and become the female lead’s foil? The female lead cultivates the heartless path, while the original Xu Wu was a lovesick fool. The female lead is loved, openly or secretly, by countless pr 21.8kReads9.2Score2.3kShelves
23. 23 考 Failed the Civil Service Exam, So I Went on Quick Transmigration. Watch Me Go Off the Rails 考公失败去快穿，诸位请看我发癫 A Tomato一只洋柿子Ancient Romance256k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration + Unhinged Comedy + No Romance + Lighthearted and Hilarious + No-Brainer Power Fantasy + Going Off the Rails] You Yu failed her graduate school entrance exam, then failed the civil service exam. Now she’s back in her happy place once again. She’ll sweep through every chaotic world and be herself again. Transmigrated into a highborn concubine-born daughter forced into a replacement marriage, You Yu summoned a ride-hailing car called Didi Kuaihu back to the capital, blew up t 5.7kReads9.1Score835Shelves

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    Chapters 1-4, 10-11, and 14-17 are male-oriented. Note: Chapter 14 has a female lead later on, but the early chapters are really funny. The first 500 chapters are edible. Chapters 5-9 and 12-13 are female-oriented. Except for chapter 13, they are all quick transmigration novels.

24. 24 抱 Sorry, I’m Crazy. Keep Your Weirdness Away 抱歉，我有疯病，诡异勿扰 Hot Pot Tripe火锅涮毛肚Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Dark Fairy Tales + Horror Game + Livestream + Hilarious + No Romance + Unconventional Ending] My name is Shi Yu, and I'm mentally ill. One moment I was asleep, and the next I had been transported into a horror game called “Little Red Riding Hood.” Black smoke was rising from Mom's head, and the cake meant for Grandma had been mixed with an unidentified kind of minced meat... The game was being livestreamed to the entire world in real time. People watched in astonishment as, while the other p 21.1kReads9.4Score2.7kShelves
25. 25 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is a Drama Queen With Maxed-Out Combat Power 快穿：宿主戏精且武力值爆表 Dean of the Infinite Imagination Institute脑洞无限大院长Modern Romance600k WordsOngoing [The rating is low because I go a long time without updating after finishing a world, and only continue when inspiration strikes.] [Don't judge the protagonist by conventional standards or morality. She treats men and women equally: she'll knock them all flying.] [High-energy warning: This is an unconventional wish-fulfillment story. It really is brainless, completely illogical, and purely unhinged. Sometimes even the author can't control where the plot goes. It's an offbeat, chaotic romp. The p 484Reads8.7Score113Shelves
26. 26 星 Interstellar: Who Can Write Without Going Crazy? I'm Completely Unhinged 星际：写文哪有不疯的，我癫癫癫 Tearfully Chewing Raw Garlic含泪啃大蒜Sci-Fi & Apocalypse521k WordsOngoing [Complete] [No romance, ensemble cast, a spirited quartet + a sharp-tongued heroine with a perfectly healthy mental state and a delightfully weird streak] Xia Yifeng is a notorious serial ghoster, until one day the Writing System finally cracks down on her. Fine, she'll write. Who can write without going a little crazy? Xia Yifeng returns to her old craft and piles on the melodrama until she's sick of it. In between writing, she occasionally helps friends out of a jam and enters the odd competit 1.5kReads9.1Score218Shelves

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    The writing is excellent, and the characters are very funny. I recommend everyone to read it.

27. 27 手 I Got the Villainess Script, and Now I'm Terrifyingly Unhinged 手拿恶女剧本，我现在癫的可怕 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration] + [No Romance] In her previous life, Pei Ling passed the civil service exams and worked diligently her way up from the grassroots to a senior provincial position, sweeping out organized crime and cracking down on every kind of illegal activity. She was upright to the core. Then she entered a Quick Transmigration world and was handed the script of a villainess: a born bad seed who did every evil under the sun, so terrifyingly powerful that the protagonists could only scrape 33.2kReads9.0Score3.9kShelves
28. 28 魔 The Demon God Host Goes on a Rampage, and Nobody Can Handle It 魔神宿主发疯，遭不住根本遭不住 Chang'an Is Not for Me不可长安Ancient Romance357k WordsCompleted The demon god Sui Shu awoke after sleeping for tens of thousands of years, roused by a reckless System. System Tiezhu: I meant to latch onto a big shot, cling to his golden thigh, kill, kill, kill, and earn points. Instead, I got bound to a lunatic who tears up the script every day. First world: Transmigrated as the heroine of an angst novel, Sui Shu shrieked, twisted, crawled around, and shoved the male lead underwater. Second world: Transmigrated as the vicious supporting female character in a 940Reads9.1Score103Shelves
29. 29 我 I’m a Max-Level Ancestor. What’s Wrong with Raising a Few Hundred Million Kids? 我满级老祖，养亿点崽子怎么了 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance918k WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation, My Xuanmen Ancestor, Why Do My Kids Spoil Me So Much?, is now streaming. [Spirit monsters + wish fulfillment + wacky comedy + supernatural + absurd humor + a mash-up of everything + no male lead (the heroine shines on her own)] (All the spirit beasts in the main cast have pictures. The full collection is in the book’s featured posts, so feel free to check them out!) After Shi Ruyi, the last heir of the Xuanmen, restores her body and descends the mountain, she discover 16.8kReads9.4Score2kShelves

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    ✨🤩This book has no romantic pairing, it's a fusion of crazy literature and internet memes, a hilarious mix of various elements!

30. 30 游EN Game Invasion: Addicted to Snatching the Male and Female Leads' Destinies 游戏入侵：抢男女主机缘会上瘾诶 The Cat Isn't Bald猫不秃Sports3.1M WordsCompleted [Game Invasion + No Romance + Leveling + Lone Wolf + Gaming] (Also known as: Game Invasion) After being reborn, the first thing Yu Xunge did was go home and make her younger brother down a bottle of liquor, causing him to miss the first game beta test. In her previous life, she didn't learn until she was dying that he had been scheming against her from the shadows all along. She was merely the villainess in a wish-fulfillment novel about a live-in son-in-law... Every bit of malice she suffered w 998kReads9.5Score85.8kShelves

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    It's both funny and brilliant; it's not just a simple plagiarism story. The author has the ability to create their own original ideas.

31. 31 让 I Asked You to Scavenge, and You Found a Nuclear Bomb? 让你捡破烂，你捡出来核弹？ Two Meals a Day一天饿两顿Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Feel-good] [Comedy] [Livestream] [No Romance] [Lighthearted] Su Yun transmigrates into a parallel world and joins the show The Strongest Challenger, where he draws the job of “scrap collector.” From the moment he finds a Type 38 rifle, things start getting weird. Police: “You’re just a scrap collector, so why are you always running into corpses?” Online viewers: “I told you to collect scrap, not solve crimes!” Military: “Holy crap! A pilgrimage of beasts! The Imperial Seal! The tomb of a Qin dy 19.2kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves

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    No romantic pairing. The male lead participates in a variety show, where he livestreams himself collecting trash and finds a corpse; it's very funny.

32. 32 你 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈？她把人头都锤爆了 Mu Huichun暮回春Ancient Romance3.6M WordsOngoing The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 212.2kReads9.5Score17.7kShelves

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    This is absolutely no romance. The female lead, Ye Xunzhi, is a master of all sorts of juicy gossip. After her family learns her mind, they all join the gossip-loving squad, vividly demonstrating what it means to be someone who doesn't love gossip. It's a lighthearted, funny, and adorable story—a must-read! I highly recommend it! It's really good!! (It's packed with all sorts of juicy gossip; seriously, nobody's interested?)

33. 33 沙 After the Wacky Old Ancestor Emerged from Seclusion, She Discovered She Was Invincible 沙雕老祖出关后，发现自己无敌了 My Name Is Huang Yougeng我叫黄有梗Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Invincible heroine + no romance + hilarious chaos + revenge against scumbags + team leveling] The heroine is greedy, lecherous, morally questionable, biased toward her own people, and utterly shameless. If that bothers you, don't read! Yao Hua was a well-known slacker at Floating Cloud Pavilion. She earned her sect contributions by having children and raised her cultivation by sheer luck. After being gravely injured and going into seclusion, she emerged one day to find that everyone stronger t 3.8kReads8.9Score440Shelves

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    Completed. The female lead is a goofy, lecherous, and scheming sixth sister. Her children and relatives are all idiots too. The female lead is invincible from the start and remains invincible in the end. A super good ensemble piece! No romantic pairing but there are children. Very funny, not a cliché story. The female lead's character is consistent, cunning, and ruthless. If you like silly and funny stories, you can read it without hesitation. [Laughing][laughing][laughing]

34. 34 阴 The Dark and Dashing Senior Sister Has the Cultivation World Going Crazy 阴暗师姐她超帅，修真界全疯了 Cheng Ya乘芽Ancient Romance519k WordsCompleted [Publication pending] [No romance + ensemble cast + strong female lead + sect life + everyone’s a little crazy] [The main cast are unhinged and shameless. The heroine is fiercely independent, loyal, and more than a little mad] Xie Qing transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting character and finds herself struggling to survive in a sect full of slackers. Who wants to pick a fight with the heroine? Xie Qing will set the whole cultivation world straight. She encourages her world-weary 38.1kReads9.5Score4.4kShelves

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    Feng Xiu winked at Mu Hanmian, who rolled her eyes at him in return. Xie Qing couldn't help but laugh; this was probably the most useless person and the most useful person in the same frame. Xie's spendthrift brother and doctor friend. ... No romance, completed.

35. 35 颠 The Madwoman Takes Life and Death in Stride, and Just Wants to Turn the World Upside Down 颠婆生死看淡，唯恐天下不乱 A Tomato一只洋柿子Ancient Romance548k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + no CP + lighthearted comedy + unhinged power fantasy + snark] (The comic adaptation is now available. Thanks for your support!) University student You Yu collapsed in the library with a thud after being crushed by the combined torment of her internship, graduate school entrance exams, and thesis. Good news: She was finally dead. Bad news: She had transmigrated. After being bound to a quick transmigration System, You Yu broke down. What kind of born workhorse constitut 24.7kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves

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    All games rated 9 points or higher are comedy-oriented and have no romantic pairing.

36. 36 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 106.3kReads9.5Score15.5kShelves

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    All three are pretty good, and none of them have a romantic pairing.

37. 37 快 Quick Transmigration: I Turn the Tables in These Ridiculous Novels 快穿：我在颠文里面反套路 A Sheep in the Green Pastures青青草原一只羊Modern Romance180k WordsOngoing [No Romance]+ [Not Mindless]+ [Quick Transmigration]+ [Saving Chaotic Stories]+ [Clear-Eyed Realist] Lin Ya is a professional transmigrator who specializes in dealing with all kinds of unhinged men and women, and her stories always go wildly off track. While other people carry out their missions with trepidation, she treats them like a taxpayer-funded vacation. The System watches its Host tame a crybaby CEO with a baby bottle, livestream video games for the zombie king, teach a starfighter how t 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    No romantic pairing, just pure chaos. A wise female lead, a useless system, a mad world, a sick male lead, a domineering CEO who's always burping while holding a baby bottle, an interstellar marshal who doesn't pursue his white moonlight but spends his days exchanging love poems with his arch-enemy, the pirate captain, and a zombie king who doesn't bite in the apocalypse but uses instant noodles, sausages, and video games...

38. 38 快 Quick Transmigration: Run! That Crazy Woman Is Here 快穿：快跑，那疯批女人来了 Running Steamed Bun奔跑的馒头Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Ultra-cool heroine] [No romance] [Power fantasy] Gu Lansheng was bound to a book-transmigration System because her abilities made others jealous, and she was sent into stories everyone knew by heart. Journey to the West, A Chinese Ghost Story, Snow White, the Seven Calabash Brothers… At first, she refused. But in the end… wow, this is actually great. Gu Lansheng: I can do this. I’ve got this. Nobody can stop me from completing my missions! System: My Host is way too wild. I can’t keep her tied 199Reads7.6Score—Shelves

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    There was no romantic pairing in one of the stories. I remember one where I transmigrated into the body of Tang Sanzang and used technology to cross the Flaming Mountains.

39. 39 我 The Cultivation Game I Played Became Real 我玩的修仙小游戏成真了 Er Sheng尔生Fantastical Romance1.1M WordsOngoing [Fourth Calamity / Game Raising Sim / Delusional Misunderstandings / Unhinged Genius Power Fantasy / Big Dog-Girl Protagonist / Everyone Loves Her, No Romance] Lu Fuyou accidentally downloaded a pixel-art single-player MMO called A Thought Away from Heaven. The game combines cultivation, farming, romance, dress-up, and more, with an incredible degree of freedom. The NPCs' reactions and voice acting are so lifelike that you can fully immerse yourself in a cultivation simulator! Ever since she got 2.6kReads9.0Score311Shelves

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    It's absolutely amazing! I love the female lead!

40. 40 一 A Blossom, A Cup of Wine, An Immortal Life 一花一酒一仙人，亦眠亦醉亦长生 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [This book is also known as The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring] [The print edition of The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring goes on sale at 7 p.m. on November 15!] [Immortality + taking disciples + no female lead + lighthearted comedy, no tearjerkers] When your master serves food, you spin the table; when your master chants a spell, you chatter away. When your master rests, you sing; when your master sleeps in, you bang on a pot. Your master is immortal, but your life is short; your master 196.6kReads9.5Score24.6kShelves

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    Trust me, it's lighthearted, funny, and without any angst, as the author himself said [laughs].

41. 41 女EN The Infinite Reset: A Side Character's Journey to Immortality 女配修仙，但是无限读档 Moon Facing the Sky月对空Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [No romance, an absolutely massive golden finger, carefree cultivation, fighting monsters and leveling up] What happens when a cannon-fodder supporting heroine gains the ability to reload infinitely... Bad spiritual roots from the start? Reload and try again. Can’t win the sect tournament? Reload and try again. A secret realm full of danger? Reload to avoid every danger and collect every rare treasure. Offended a high-ranking cultivator? Even with just a 1% chance of success, keep reloading thro 74.2kReads9.4Score9.9kShelves

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    Just watch it! It's funny, logical, full of foreshadowing, no romance, and the female lead only trusts herself and nothing else. She's intelligent, really intelligent, and cautious. I love this kind of female lead—she overcomes all obstacles and it's a thrilling experience from beginning to end.

42. 42 你 You’re the Crouching Dragon, I’m the Young Phoenix. Let’s Compete to Be the Biggest Idiot 你卧龙，我凤雏，我们争当250 The Moon Won’t Sleep, So Let Her Sleep月亮不睡让她睡Modern Romance322k WordsOngoing The full title of this novel is You’re the Wolong, I’m the Fengchu, Together We’re the Strongest 250. No CP! No CP! No CP! After finishing the college entrance exams, Xuan Mo successfully transmigrated, only to run into her good-for-nothing older brother. What? She’s hated by the whole internet as soon as she arrives? What? The original heroine has accused her of being kept by a sugar daddy? What? The original hero thinks she’s his devoted simp? Watch her punch the heroine, kick the hero, t 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    They're all unromantic, and I was laughing so hard late at night that my neighbor thought their goose had escaped.

43. 43 堕 After Falling to Demondom, the Female Villain Boss Gives Up and Does Nothing 堕魔后，反派头子她摆烂不干了 Oil Cat Pancake油猫饼Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing (Main story complete, bonus chapters ongoing) [Ensemble cultivation cast + goofy comedy + play the pig to eat the tiger] She's transmigrated into a book as a demonic cultivator villain, and from the start she's saddled with a cheating scandal and a death squad. What should she do? Song Xi: “Can't beat them today. I'll stab the other man and make a run for it.” After one spectacularly reckless stunt, she gets hauled straight back to the sect that specializes in catching demonic cultivators. Song 1.4kReads9.3Score395Shelves
44. 44 贫 Just a Poor Rogue Cultivator. Why Are You Kneeling, Fellow Daoist? 贫穷散修一枚，道友何故下跪？ Knife, Medicine, Pen刀药笔Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [No romance, ensemble cast] [A goofy trio of wandering cultivators] [Female-led cultivation progression, few scenes involving children, skip if that bothers you] Song Li transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the evil female supporting character. After bullying the heroine, she is thrown by her own brother into the Abandoned Infant Pagoda, where she dies at the hands of countless vengeful infant spirits. Waking inside the pagoda, she looks at the crying spirits and says, “I can be your mother 31.3kReads9.4Score4.2kShelves
45. 45 戏 A Drama Queen Transmigrates into a Wounded Youth Novel and Crawls Through the Darkness 戏精穿到青春疼痛文后阴暗的爬行 Chu Yan楮颜Modern Romance273k WordsOngoing [A mentally unstable heroine who loves flying off the handle and cursing; no romance] [Later focuses on building her career: she livestreams, becomes an influencer, and then goes viral] Mo Xi transmigrates into a melodramatic romance novel as its tragic heroine. On her very first day, her classmates bully her. Just as they’re about to splash dirty water on her, Mo Xi throws herself to the ground and starts crawling around like a villain. From then on, she makes a name for herself at school... La 14Reads8.7Score—Shelves
46. 46 两 I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the 47.6kReads9.1Score6.3kShelves

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    How can someone be so witty?

47. 47 一 A Very Serious Cultivation Novel 一本非常正经的修仙小说 Cao Rong艹容Ancient Romance1.1M WordsOngoing [Unhinged faction + ensemble cast + absurdist faction + comedy faction] No couples Not your typical cultivation story. ⚠⚠⚠ Extremely absurd [important point ⚠⚠⚠] Jian Bingwu invites her to see the scenery: Jian Bingwu is good. Jian Bingwu pushes her off the Immortal-Slaying Terrace: Jian Bingwu is bad. Jian Xieyun happily goes to meet her: Jian Xieyun is silly. Jian Xieyun gets pushed off: Jian Xieyun is miserable. But she’s a member of the divine race. Why push her off the Immortal-Slaying Terr 17kReads9.2Score2.5kShelves

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    Hilarious No-CP ...

48. 48 我 My Emperor Father Can Read Minds 我的皇帝父亲会读心 Bone-Leak Gua Wen骨漏呱闻Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Infrastructure Building Focus ✚ Mostly Comedy ✚ Not Historically Accurate ✚ No Romance] Emperor Wei prided himself on being a wise ruler. His ministers served him well, his harem was harmonious, and his children were clever and filial. That is, until he was struck by lightning. Afterward, he gained the ability to read minds, and finally learned that everyone around him was two-faced, saying one thing while thinking another! Emperor Wei was devastated. So he had been such a failure as an emperor 56.5kReads9.3Score5.3kShelves
49. 49 模EN After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 214.3kReads9.6Score36kShelves
50. 50 快 The All-Purpose Caretaker of Quick Transmigration 快穿之全能管家 Kuntukutakatika昆图库塔卡提Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted No female lead + no CP + absurd comedy There aren't two male leads. I tagged it wrong, and now I can't delete the tag! (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ) Shen Mingxuan is one of the rising stars in the primary System space of the World Sea. After reaching his mission goal, he successfully qualifies to apply for a companion System. So he binds himself to the “All-Purpose Butler System.” It's a new System, and it comes with character templates as plug-ins. Shen Mingxuan has to complete his missions while following each cha 14.7kReads9.4Score1.5kShelves

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