Looking for No-CP Comedies That’ll Make You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts at Night 求无CP，爆笑向，晚上能让人的书笑到肚子疼的书

1. 151 我 I Became Qin Shi Huang’s Dog 我穿成了秦始皇的狗 Clouds Drift, Not Chasing Birds流云非逐鸟Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Original title: I Was Reincarnated as Qin Shi Huang’s Dog [No romance, a real pet, can hear thoughts, can talk] Web novelist Ying Bai has just finished writing the ending to a novel. Before she can even send it out, she slumps over her computer. When she wakes up, she discovers she’s become a dog. The good news: she’s landed in the great Qin, home of her fascinating ancestor! The bad news: she’s become a dog?! Ying Bai curses the heavens with everything she’s got. In 221 BCE, Ying Zheng successi 11.3kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves
2. 152 神 Tycoon System: I Spend Money to Raise Kids in a Period Novel 神豪系统：我在年代文里氪金养崽 The Brightest Bulb Is Me灯泡属我最亮Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted (1990s setting + tycoon System + spending money to raise the kids + no romance + building a business empire + wish fulfillment) When Ye Xiaolin woke up, she had landed in a world formed from a fusion of several period novels. She’d become a wicked woman who despised poverty and loved wealth, abandoning her children and running away in pursuit of a materialistic life. She was bound to a tycoon System. To complete its main quest, she created the persona of a wealthy overseas returnee and embarked 8.5kReads7.8Score644Shelves
3. 153 我 I Conquer the Entire Dynasty by Pretending to Be a Goddess 我靠伪装神女攻略整个皇朝 Yu Xiao虞笑Ancient Romance443k WordsCompleted [System + No Secret Identity Reveals + Divine Goddess Persona + No Romance] After Jiang Wu is bound to the System, money clouds her judgment. The System takes her to some obscure dynasty in the middle of nowhere to complete a mission. Only then does she learn that she is an ordinary commoner, while her targets include the emperor, empress, crown prince, princess, general, marquis, heir to a noble title... Great. Her targets include fathers and sons, husbands and wives, and brothers and sisters. 20.2kReads9.1Score2.2kShelves
4. 154 穿 I Transmigrated into the Deep Mountains, So How Did I Become the Mountain God? 穿越深山，我怎么就成山神了？ Wrapped in a Blanket with the AC On裹着被子吹空调Ancient Romance593k WordsCompleted Qin Zhao dies unexpectedly after her soul is mistakenly summoned. To make it up to her, the other party sends her to be reborn in a small world and gives her a pocket dimension and peerless treasures. Qin Zhao lands in a remote wilderness and assumes she's been handed a peaceful farming-and-seclusion story. But after she casually comments on the weather, things take a strange turn. A young general who has raised an army to avenge his family encounters a solitary young woman in the woods. Thinkin 5.9kReads8.6Score834Shelves
5. 155 我 I Save the Wasteland Apocalypse with Cheating Fruit 我靠出轨水果拯救废土末世 Professional Chocolate Seller of Shredded Potatoes巧克力专业贩卖土豆丝Sci-Fi & Apocalypse431k WordsCompleted [The comic adaptation under the same title is now streaming on Tomato! Yay! No CP + wasteland farming + voluntarily turning everything over to the government + goofy wish fulfillment] (The rating just came out, and there aren't many words yet. It should rise later.) In the seventh year of the wasteland, fruit had gone extinct. Qiao Manzhi transmigrated with an entire orchard, thinking she'd gotten an unbeatable start. Then she discovered that the outside world was swarming with espers and mutate 2.6kReads8.0Score457Shelves

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   It's hilarious, the bag just won't stop.

6. 156 穿 After Becoming a Cultivation Novel's Female Side Character, I Don't Want to Be Cannon Fodder 穿成修仙女配后不想当炮灰 Knife, Medicine, Pen刀药笔Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted [Female-Led Cultivation, No Romance] [Mutated Wind Spirit Root + Hidden Weapons] Reincarnated as the villainess in a cultivation novel, she gets the best setup possible: the Northern Border’s greatest beauty and a genius disciple with a mutated Wind Spirit Root. But since she isn’t destined to be the heroine, Duan Jiaojiao decides to stay away from her and turn down the powerful Canglan Sect, joining the “pickpocket sect” Kongkong Sect instead. Who could have guessed that this much-hated “pickpo 5.5kReads9.2Score548Shelves

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   📖Hilarious🇨🇳 I Can Change the Plot: The female lead transmigrates into a book, only to find the male lead unfaithful. However, she possesses a system with a cheat-like ability, allowing her to alter the plot, changing one storyline to another. The male lead remains completely unaware, while the female lead successfully receives the system reward and transmigrates into another book. [Facepalm]

7. 157 我 I Can Rewrite the Plot, and the Hero and Heroine Are Stunned 我能改剧情，男女主麻了 Fish Spitting OO鱼吐OOModern Romance408k WordsCompleted [System + wild imagination + silly fun + hilarious + female lead, no CP] Jiang Nuan transmigrates and gains a golden finger that lets her access and alter the plot whenever she’s near the male and female leads. [Xu Yan sneered and walked toward Rong Jia.] Looking at Rong Jia, a hopeless romantic, Jiang Nuan smirked and changed “walked” to “crawled.” Xu Yan sneered and was just about to step forward when his body went out of his control and he sprawled on the ground. Under everyone’s stunned gaze 1.3kReads8.9Score149Shelves
8. 158 反 The Villain's Defiant Backbone Weighs Three Hundred Jin 反派逆骨三百斤 Jiong Jiong You Pi囧囧有皮Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Witty, lighthearted, no romance, mainly jianghu adventures, with some court intrigue and farming] Just as she and her enemy died together, a soul-being made a deal with her: he would preserve her memories for one lifetime, so he could see the mortal world through her eyes. Luo Yang agreed without a second thought. If the deal didn't work out, she could return the goods. Preserving her memories was a big deal. And so, she became a tiny baby named Luo Acha. With elders above her and no children o 5.9kReads9.3Score786Shelves
9. 159 惊 What?! The Beloved Little Junior Sister Is the Strongest in All Nine Provinces! 惊！团宠小师妹竟是九州最强者！ Didi Yuan迪迪圆Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (Complete; no romance, invincible protagonist, hilarious, face-slapping, pure feel-good fun) The moment Qing Jiujiu transmigrated, she was bound to an Invincibility System! By accident, she crawled into her master's bed and fell fast asleep. Master: ??? The whole sect was in an uproar! The senior brother, second senior brother, third senior brother, fourth senior brother... all 108 senior brothers were stunned! Of all the beds the junior sister could sleep in, she had to choose her master's! The 1.9kReads9.3Score378Shelves
10. 160 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 9.2kReads9.5Score1.3kShelves
11. 161 史 The Harshest Test Setter in History 史上最狠出题人 Clouds Stop, Water Flows云止流水Urban507k WordsCompleted [Adapted into a short drama] He's elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most deviously cruel exam setter in the world! One test paper wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, while a single question made 200,000 students in Huicheng cry! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions in their head. What color was Daji's bellyband? Did Qin Shi Huang circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise? This is a Chinese exam, so why are you asking 5.6kReads9.3Score785Shelves
12. 162 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, Two Unhinged Men Forced Me to Choose Between Them 穿书后，两个疯批男人逼我二选一 When Flowers Fall, Summer Is Still Cool花落夏亦凉Modern Romance16k WordsCompleted After I Transmigrated into a Book, Two Psychotic Men Forced Me to Choose Between Them 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This fits. The short story I read the other day definitely fits. The lazy female protagonist transmigrates into a book and is forced to choose between two crazy powerful figures. She chooses neither, opting to run away. After a lot of trouble, she thinks she's escaped and is feeling smug, but then she looks up and sees the two crazy men right in front of her. This choice is a vicious cycle, hahaha. [Laughing][Laughing][Laughing]

13. 163 一 One Wanted Criminal a Day. Classmate, Don't You Ever Take a Day Off? 一天一个通缉犯，同学你不休假吗 A Chick Crashes into an Eagle for Compensation小鸡碰瓷老鹰Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Catching criminals + criminal bait + everyday life + no romance] After the college entrance exams, Gao Ye stunned the nation with a perfect score. Reporters flocked to interview him, only to discover that he had vanished. When Gao Ye reappeared at the police academy's freshman opening ceremony, countless reporters rushed over. Reporter: Gao Ye, could you tell us what you did over the break? Gao Ye: Just a few little things. I caught a pickpocket, robbed a bank, spent a few days in prison, and b 29.4kReads9.0Score2.9kShelves

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    This book is hilarious! And incredibly imaginative! After transmigrating, Gao Ye is bound to a system that allows him to actually catch criminals: while scratching lottery tickets, he catches a pickpocket; while buying rock candy, he encounters a drug dealer; while collecting his prize, he witnesses a ruthless thug robbing a bank… As soon as he enters the police academy, he becomes a "legend" on campus due to his frequent case-solving, constantly appearing in the real world, studying and responding to calls at the same time, making him the focus of attention for the police academy and the public security system.

14. 164 火 Naruto: From the Start, I Said I Would Conquer the World 火影：开局我说要征服世界 Dark Night, Moon and Dawn闇夜月晨Anime Fanfiction363k WordsOngoing Golden-style wuxia abilities: The world is vast, but I'm the greatest. Gender-bending daily life and bullying Uchiha Itachi. Ye Xian transmigrates into the Uchiha Hitoshi of Naruto and gains all the miraculous martial arts of the Golden-style wuxia stories as a child. Hmph, Konoha's F4 want to wipe out the Uchiha? I'll turn the entire Shinobi World into my pasture. 317Reads5.2Score—Shelves

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    [Bump post][Bump post][Bump post][Bump post]

15. 165 关 How I Forgot to Clock In, Became an Unregistered Person, Transmigrated to Another World, and Became Lady Meng 关于我忘打卡成为黑户穿越到异世界当孟婆这件事 Xiao Kenai萧轲奈6k WordsCompleted How I Forgot to Clock In, Became an Undocumented Person, and Transmigrated to Another World to Become Meng Po 2Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 166 曹 Cao Cao Transmigrates into Tang Sanzang 曹操穿越成唐僧 Where Does the Wind Come From?风来何处Eastern Fantasy624k WordsCompleted A downright hilarious book! “Wukong, let me be honest with you. I love this demon general to death. I don't care whose subordinate or mount he is, he has to join our westbound pilgrimage!” --------The demons have powerful connections early on, with little variation. Later chapters... bring a huge twist!! An offbeat, surreal Journey to the West! It also takes a look at the relationships and rivalries along the pilgrimage from Cao Cao's point of view. “Why has everyone taken all my demon generals? 383Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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    It's hilarious, take a look!

17. 167 B BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘？我才是天庭的BOSS Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透7k WordsCompleted BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The bizarre transformation from a debt collector to a Heavenly Court boss! Hahahaha!

18. 168 五 The Five-Year-Old Junior Sister Doted on by Four Lunatics 五岁小师妹她是四个疯批的团宠 Three Hundred三百Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Family bonds, raising an adorable child, all kinds of senior brothers, growing up, healing] Bei Wan was kidnapped. At four years old, she was abducted and brought to the Cangyan Sect. But the way the people in this sect get along seems a little strange... Her eldest senior brother is gentle and refined, with a mild smile on his face and kind words on his lips. But when he fights, he takes down one kid with every swing. Her second senior brother was born a harbinger of calamity and is incredibly 11.9kReads9.3Score1.7kShelves

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    I can wake up laughing in the middle of the night

19. 169 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 20.2kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves
20. 170 遇 When I Met Shengxia 遇到盛夏 Listening to the Wind at Dusk听风日暮里Urban90k WordsOngoing [PS: This is a fictional school-life story!! Mostly comedy, no romance, with a female supporting character, a close-knit group of bros, and a rivalry between two unlucky opponents. Don’t miss it as you pass by!] First. “Class 8 of Senior Year is no ordinary class: half go work in factories, half go to junior college.” “The Jade Emperor’s power is boundless, help me sweep through the college entrance exam!”... Second. The answer choices in these new-style questions tag and roast one another. A. 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Come on, come on, check out the new book! A no-romance ensemble piece. The book's motto: Brothers are the best shields, scapegoats. Purely fake brotherhood versus a love triangle. [Evil grin]

21. 171 玄 The Eccentric Daily Life of a Mystic Arts College Girl 玄门女大的奇葩日常 Three Little Chickens三只小鸡Mystery505k WordsCompleted [No CP + Occult + Comedy + Horror] At first: Bai Ling: I'm coming clean! I'm actually a Taoist master! Gu Xue: What's the school clinic's psychology department number again? Which department handles dissociative identity disorder? Wang Mumu: Save the daydreaming. Tell me what you think of this new shroud design. Later: The female ghost's rotting face twists in terror. “Are you a demonic cultivator?” Bai Ling grins, wearing a picture-perfect villain's smile. “You've found me out~ Guess I'l 53Reads7.9Score—Shelves

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    This is so... [Sending hearts][sending hearts][sending hearts]

22. 172 沙 The Goofy Girl Livestreams Her Quest for a Husband 沙雕女直播追夫 Latecomer 99晚生99Modern Romance148k WordsCompleted Zhou Xiaobao, an obscure online influencer with barely any followers, is nicknamed “the steel mill's quality inspector.” Her buck teeth could crack walnuts, and she gets reported and banned for using an over-the-top livestream filter. In real life, she's the very essence of bad luck: She gets turned away from factory work tightening screws because “her teeth are too good.” She works in sales for six months without making a single deal; her only customer was asking for directions. She sets up a s 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Nonsensical humor, nonsensical humor

23. 173 绝 Absolute Obedience: The Immortal Path of Hao Shuai 绝对服从仙途之那小子郝帅 Lost Little Manor失落小庄Eastern Fantasy231k WordsOngoing [No transmigration × No System × No romance × Cultivation × Fantasy × Lighthearted comedy × Wild imagination × Unconventional passion] In the Jiuhuan cultivation world, where everyone is grinding themselves to the bone, cultivating spiritual power and competing for opportunities, only Hao Shuai has figured it out: cultivation is all about absolute obedience! When his senior brother tells him to test his spiritual roots, he immediately kowtows and pledges himself to the sect. When his master tel —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Highlights: Unconventional protagonist, brand-new cultivation system, daily life of a collapsing sect, serious-sounding nonsense, a goofy character defeating a master, and an ensemble comedy. Please feel free to comment! Thank you!

24. 174 别 Don't Count on Doubao, He's Nothing but Trouble in Another World 别指望豆包了，它在异世纯添乱 Shanxin山信Ancient Romance218k WordsOngoing Hiking vlogger Lin Xiaoman was about to end her livestream when she unexpectedly transmigrated to a primitive world called the Great Wilderness. The good news was that she had a golden finger. The bad news was that it was a stupid AI assistant named Doubao. Its navigation was always wrong, and its item identification was pure nonsense. And she could even unlock the Meituan app? After going to great lengths to unlock Meituan, she had to unlock it all over again because she'd tried to save money. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    She's here! She's here with Doubao! No romantic pairing. The female lead is transported to a primitive world and her hilarious daily life is about surviving with her mentally challenged Doubao. Her cheat ability is a mobile phone that can unlock apps, but these apps are adapted for the primitive world. She'll join a tribe and help the primitive people by unlocking apps. A hilarious slice-of-life story, highly recommended! Full of plot twists and turns! [Heart emoji][kiss emoji]

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