Looking for No-CP Comedies That’ll Make You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts at Night 求无CP,爆笑向,晚上能让人的书笑到肚子疼的书
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Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后,我掌控宇宙
Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand
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After the Poor Suckers Heard My Thoughts, They All Awakened 大冤种们听我心声后,全员觉醒了
[No romance + Transmigrate into a book + Inner thoughts + System + Absurd comedy + Bystander gossip] [All the protagonists are from the same world] Good news: Lin Huixing transmigrated, and even came with a System. Bad news: Lin Huixing transmigrated into the hourly maid in all sorts of protagonists' homes. Every story has these marginal characters. They may seem insignificant, but they always stand right beside the protagonists, on the front lines of the gossip. The domineering CEO argues with
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I'm from Ancient Times, and You Want Me to Livestream for Tips? 我古代人,你叫我直播圈米
Young A Bao is reborn and awakens the Myriad Worlds Blind Box System! Every gift or tip he receives, and every System task he completes, earns him a random reward! The hottest ancient-era singing, dancing, and rap streamer is here! Chicken, you’re dead! Since you’ve asked so sincerely, we shall benevolently tell you: to prevent time from being disrupted, to protect world peace, and to carry out the evil mission of love and truth, we are the adorable and charming villains! A Bao actually turned t
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Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫,都癫,癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
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- 55 The Metaphysics Expert Is Back at Her Street Stall 玄学大佬她又去摆地摊了 Original titles: The Fortune-Telling Street Vendor Is Actually a Mystical Arts Ancestor?! and The Mystical Arts Big Shot Is Back at Her Street Stall [Fortune-telling + ghost-catching + feng shui + powerful protagonist + no romance, thriving solo + gossip + episodic stories] The junior sister of the Zhengyang Sect, sealed away for a thousand years, wakes up reborn in the body of a girl whose parents don't care for her. The girl wants to go to school, so she'll have to earn her own tuition. So We 42.6kReads9.4Score5.8kShelves
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The Capital's Heiress Curses Out Showbiz with Her God-Given Gift of Gab 京圈大小姐靠妈生好嘴骂遍娱乐圈
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- 57 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗,小师妹是真狗 [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 181.6kReads9.5Score23.4kShelves
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You Want Me to Be the Wicked Female Lead? I'll Rewrite the Plot and Become a CEO 让我当恶毒女配?我改剧情当霸总
[Laugh-Out-Loud Shenanigans + Transmigration into a Book + Plot Rewrites + Strong Female Lead + No Romance] This book is absolutely unhinged (originally titled "I Changed the Plot and Made the Regent Eat You-Know-What". That title was rejected, so it got a new one.) After getting dumped by her domineering CEO boyfriend, Shu Yan happens upon a Supporting Female Character Revenge System. It lets her transmigrate into all kinds of novels and rewrite the plots for the supporting female characters. ·
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The Entire Marquis's Residence Hangs Themselves, Begging the Fake Heiress to Come Home for the Feast 侯府全体上吊,求假千金回府吃席
[Meme humor + Absurdity + Unhinged antics + Lighthearted daily life + Invincible heroine + No official couple, ship whoever you want] Jiang Miao: Stop trying to help people. Just laugh at their fate. But then again, if the money's right, I'll gladly give your fate a couple of extra stabs! After dumping three High Gods, Jiang Miao is exposed and flees to the mortal realm. She takes over the body of the Xuan Yuan Marquis household's fake heiress, who has lost her memory. The marquis household is s
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- 60 The Entertainment Industry Is Saved! The Heiress Goes Wild and Tears Apart Variety Shows 内娱有救了!大小姐发癫手撕综艺 [Unhinged showbiz, no romance, no-brain power fantasy, hilarious, flaunting wealth, national fortune] [The heroine is the pampered heiress of Beijing’s elite] Sheng Ning transmigrated into a book as the heiress of a wealthy Beijing family. The original owner had a dream start, but her love-addled brain ruined everything. From the start, a trashy man and woman tried to humiliate her. Sheng Ning slapped the woman without hesitation, then slapped the man three times. The trashy man declared, “I’ll 11Reads6.9Score—Shelves
- 61 The Whole Class Can Hear My Inner Thoughts 全班都能听到我心声 [Female Lead Has No Romance, with a Male-Male Couple] As soon as Jiang Yan transferred to a private elite academy, a bootlicker of the fake heiress tried to bully her. Jiang Yan hit him with an instant knockout. [Tsk, tsk. That bootlicker may look respectable, but his tastes are seriously twisted. He actually likes...] Everyone in Class 12 of Year Two looked at him with complicated expressions. “I never thought you were that kind of person! What did cola ever do to you?” His face turned bright r 25.8kReads9.4Score3.9kShelves
- 62 I’m the Favored Son of Heaven in the Cultivation World 我在修真界做天之骄子 No heroine + no romance + a goofy comedy (P.S. This is a silly, funny slice-of-life story, so don't take it seriously!) A story for female readers. If you're feeling down, come take a look! My dear readers, the world may be full of disappointments, but please believe that hidden in all the cracks and bumps are the little sweets fate has secretly tucked away. If you're unhappy, imagine you're the protagonist and grow alongside them! The author will write you a joyful, carefree world. What does it 34kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves
- 63 Quick Transmigration: The Wish List of a Max-Level Human 快穿之满级人类愿望清单 Male protagonist, no heroine + no CP + silly comedy The author thinks this story needs another title: The Author and His Rebellious Readers This is the journey of a max-level human. The first story may not be handled very well, so feel free to start with the second. I didn’t outline the first story properly, so it ended up a little rushed. Please take my advice, darlings!!! World One Not all parents treat their children fairly: Genius Training System (complete). Skip this world, please! I’m begg 11.8kReads9.4Score986Shelves
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Random Street Stalls: I Use Food to Lure Snakes Out of Their Holes 随机摆摊:我用美食引蛇出洞
[Food + undercover work + comedy + catching criminals + System + no heroine + no romance] Also known as Food: The Undercover Cop Sets Up a Street Stall, and Fugitives Beg Him to Get Back to Work Xiao Lan transmigrated into the body of a police officer in a parallel world and was assigned to pose as a street-food vendor while keeping an eye on a suspect. As it happened, he’d been a cooking genius in his previous life. This was right up his alley. The next day, a tricycle loaded with top-tier food
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- 65 We Asked You to Hike Around the World, Not Catch People and Shake Them Down 让你徒步环球,没让你抓人薅羊毛 The comic adaptation under the same title is now online: They Said We’d Hike Around the World, So Why Am I Going Hungry Nine Times in Three Days? [Wilderness survival + crime-catching + comedy + sly tricks + action-packed + no female lead?] From the start, after transmigrating, Su Mo discovers he is taking part in a show called Hike Around the World. The rules: All expenses along the way must be earned legally by the contestant himself. He thought it would be a miserable competition of sleeping 6.2kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
- 66 Going Viral Starts with Calling the Cops 爆红从报警开始 Microdrama style, silly and lighthearted. The protagonist has no romantic pairings, male or female. Actor Mo Fei gets a Role System. From a holy monk, he gains an ability to attract criminals; from a serial killer, he learns human anatomy; from a detective, he learns to talk to cats; from a master thief, he learns sleight of hand... To everyone else, all of this seems downright bizarre. Would a normal actor radiate murderous intent? Would a normal actor know the human body so well? Would a norma 58.9kReads9.5Score7.9kShelves
- 67 You're a Prodigy, I'm a Goofball: The Nitpicking Host Loves Making Trouble 你天骄,我沙雕,杠精宿主爱作妖 [Quick transmigration + goofy and brainless + no romance + satisfying read + meme-filled + unhinged fun] There are countless worlds, and half the people in them have something wrong with their heads. Shi Xia's job is to travel between planes and fulfill the wishes of unlucky supporting female characters. From then on, perfectly good angsty romances go completely off the rails and never look back. World One: A wealthy couple married for appearances. Her husband just got dumped. What should she do 2.8kReads9.3Score343Shelves
- 68 Quick Transmigration: The Corrupted Villainess Tears Apart the Cannon Fodder Script 快穿:黑化女配手撕炮灰剧本 Mindless fun + no romance + no holier-than-thou heroine + an unpredictable female lead + fast-paced quick transmigration (Not your thing? No worries, come on! Skip to the next one! P.S. There are thirty-nine worlds, so there’s bound to be a little story you’ll like!) Synopsis: Shi Xia is an overworked wage slave in the modern era. One day, she transmigrates into a book, only to keep working. In these other worlds, there’s always a group of exceptional young women. They come from good families, e 4.9kReads9.3Score464Shelves
- 69 Goofy Livestream: You Call This a Public Affairs Program? 沙雕直播:你管这叫民生节目? [Absurd and chaotic + System + ridiculous news + livestreaming + current affairs + turning everyone's world upside down + a little entertainment] The long-running public affairs program Family is about to be taken off the air. But after rookie reporter Lu Yun takes over, the show goes completely off the rails! Shocking! A couple secretly gets married and goes home with their marriage certificate to break the news, only to discover the boyfriend is an illegitimate son! Tragic! A college student h 105.5kReads9.4Score12.8kShelves
- 70 Rule-Based Horror? I Choose to Rebel 规则怪谈?我选择叛逆 [A short drama adaptation of the same name is now available. You can watch it on the platform. Thank you for your support.] [Subverting expectations + no heroine + hilarious + sly schemer + rebellious + eerie + national fate] Rule-based horror descends upon Earth. The uncanny invades reality. Those chosen are sent into horror worlds, where they represent their respective nations and face the horrors within. Su Xiao is chosen by the horror world and entrusted with the task of representing the Dra 50.1kReads9.6Score6.3kShelves
- 71 Quick Transmigration: So This Is Jin Duobao, the One Even Gods Hate and Dogs Avoid 快穿:是那个神厌狗嫌的金多宝啊 (No romance, no ambiguity, family-focused, silly and strong female lead!) Dear readers, please read the blurb first to avoid surprises. If this isn’t your cup of tea, please don’t force yourself to read it! Please don’t force yourself! Please don’t force yourself! This is a lighthearted, silly story with a relaxed pace, written to make you smile. If you’ve read ten chapters and still don’t get the jokes, then I guess we weren’t meant to meet. I’ll see you in the sea of books another time. (P.S. 1.7kReads9.4Score161Shelves
- 72 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.3kShelves
- 73 After Sacrificing the Male and Female Leads, the Mission Failed! 献祭男女主后,任务失败了! [Quick transmigration + villain fiction + madness fiction + face-slapping and scum-punishing + 1v1 + vicious Host x kind and virtuous System] The demon cultivator Han Yi offended the newly appointed Demon Lord, who tore his soul apart and threw him into the quick-transmigration realm. System 886: “Complete a hundred missions and you can return to your world.” Han Yi nodded. The moment he entered the first world and finished reading the plot, he cut down the protagonist. 886: “Stop! You can’t kil 9.5kReads8.6Score751Shelves
- 74 The Twelve Volumes of the Professional Rankings, and My Name Is in Every One 职业天榜十二卷,卷卷有爷名 [Full-cast audiobook now available|Class change + clones + no female lead + nonstop laughs + mastermind behind the scenes + explosive plot] Song Gua transmigrated with a whole bunch of fun-loving clones. This was a world where everyone changed classes. Song Gua became a Bondbearer who could borrow power, while his clones took on all kinds of different classes, with every variety imaginable. Their numbers kept growing, and every last one was talented and charming. Under Song Gua’s brilliant l 47.9kReads9.3Score6.4kShelves
- 75 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经,我成搞事主播 [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 13.1kReads9.1Score1.4kShelves
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The Maid Who Spells Ruin 通房祸水
[Sweet Romance + Two Strong Leads + Feel-Good Story + Farming] His perspective: Everyone says the Young Lord Jun’s maid is deeply devoted to him and never leaves his side, even following him into exile. Only Jun Cheng knows that in public, she’s always fussing over him, calling him “Young Master” and acting sweet and caring. In private, she steals his food, pinches him, and hits him, while he has to swallow his anger and play along. That’s because he’s been reborn, and he’s genuinely curious abo
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- 77 Moonlight over Jiangnan, Willows Beyond the Pass 江南明月塞上柳 The northwestern female general Gu Mingyue and the refined young lady from Jiangnan, Liu Xiaoxiao, are unexpectedly reborn in each other’s bodies. Seeing the vicious mother-in-law and cruel husband before her, Gu Mingyue begins to seriously doubt Liu Xiaoxiao’s claims of marital bliss. Liu Xiaoxiao, there must be something seriously wrong with your head! So Gu Mingyue swiftly grabs her dowry and runs off after divorcing him. Liu Xiaoxiao trembles as she looks at the frail, beautiful young man be 86Reads9.0Score—Shelves
- 78 The Wicked Junior Sister Won't Reform, So She Wreaks Havoc on Everyone in the Sect 恶毒师妹不洗白在宗门创死所有人 [Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo 70kReads9.4Score9.6kShelves
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Haha, Didn't See That Coming, Did You? The Whole Country Welcomes Me Home! 哈哈没想到吧?举国欢迎我回归!
[Showbiz + no romance + mysticism + a whole cast of lovable idiots + the nation’s daughter] Xu Yang is the heir to Huaguo’s Institute of Paranormal Research, with more honors to her name than most people have years to live. Yet, for some inexplicable reason, a woman who transmigrated into a book took over her body for three years. The woman then went into showbiz and tried every trick to win over Ji Shuo, but failed and ended up getting dragged through the mud. Xu Yang: ?? Who knows if she enjoy
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- 80 I Made a Comeback on a Horror Variety Show 我在恐怖综艺里完成了逆袭 [Funny Supernatural + Sharp-Tongued Heroine + Showbiz + No Romance] She was a bottom-rung actress, blacklisted across the internet after being framed. Just when she was at the end of her rope, a System appeared inside her. The System told her that if she kept acting arrogant and maintained her haughty persona, she could reach the pinnacle of success. But the day after it finished speaking, it disappeared. She believed what it had told her. After signing up for a horror livestream variety show, h 1kReads9.1Score169Shelves
- 81 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕,我们生来是天骄 This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times 3.4kReads9.1Score574Shelves
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Max-Level Tycoon System: I Conquer the Stars by Throwing Money Around 满级神豪系统:我靠砸钱打穿星际
[Interstellar + High Martial Arts + Everyone's Favorite + Strong Female Lead + A Little Wealth-Flaunting + Authoritative Dog Training] “A virtuous wife helps me reach the clouds, and I repay her with ten thousand taels of gold.” “Poverty Alleviation Office hotline: 12317.” Ye Qinghuan was an F-rank lower-class citizen at the very bottom of interstellar society, living on cheap nutritional paste. She saved every penny to buy cultivation resources for her scumbag boyfriend. All for the promise: “A
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- 83 All Are Equal Beneath the Seal of Law: Resist and Get Blown Away 法印之下众生平等,不服就炸飞 [Wild imagination, beloved by all, strong female lead] After Tang Yan dropped dead from playing mahjong all night, she unexpectedly transmigrated to the Liuliu Continent. When she saw the four spell seals in her sea of consciousness, she was delighted. Four spell seals from the start. Was she getting the Long Aotian treatment? When someone came after her, he used a spell seal bearing the character “Spring.” Tang Yan already had two identical seals, so she instinctively called out, “Pung!” As soo 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 84 Days of Being Cherished: A Little One's Life in the Beast World 团宠时光:崽崽的兽世生活 A dad takes his kid out, then kicks Kuikui straight into the sandpit~ A trainee little System is forced to arrive in the Beast World just as it's about to graduate~ A cub and a System meet in the Beast World, and work together to complete missions and pet fluffy creatures~ White tigers, gray wolves, nine-tailed foxes, giant snakes: Kuikui meets one beastman after another with sky-high indifference levels. Kuikui's mission is to warm their hearts and bring out their true feelings. (I'll smash my 123Reads8.2Score—Shelves
- 85 My Ascension Is Livestreamed Across the Internet 全网直播我飞升 Lin Xiaomi, a tiny streamer with barely any following, was livestreaming a death-defying stunt called “Ascending on the Spot” during a typhoon when she was struck by an actual bolt of heavenly lightning! Instead of dying, she somehow managed to draw qi into her body, and even got bound to a downright awful [Livestream Cultivation System]. Her cultivation could only grow through viewer engagement, and failure to complete a mission meant getting struck by lightning! So viewers across the internet 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 86 The Book's Most Hated Character Goes Wild and Takes Everyone Down 穿书万人嫌,发疯创死所有人 [Unhinged + Comedy + No CP + Transmigrate Into a Book + Silly + Variety Show Livestream + Meme References] Jiang Wu hates teachers when she's at school, bosses when she's at work, netizens when she's online, coworkers in everyday life, relatives over the New Year, and the world in general. One day, this pure-hate warrior transmigrates into a book, becoming a cannon-fodder supporting female character who is unloved by her parents, despised by everyone, and ultimately killed by the lunatic second 8.5kReads8.9Score1kShelves
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The Whole Capital Thinks I Can Use Witchcraft. Well, They're Right 全京城都怀疑我会妖法,嘿我真会
My rating just opened, so it'll go up later. A boomerang-style revenge fantasy, a fresh premise, and no romance! Everyone's here to enjoy the gossip together! [Villain: Did I just become the person I schemed against?!] What's so special about hearing people's thoughts? Experiencing it firsthand is the real shock! What do I do if my scumbag dad thinks I'm ill-mannered and wants to make me kneel in the ancestral hall? No problem, we can switch bodies! One second you're my father, the next I'm you
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A Sorcerer Dwells Here 此间有个邪术师
[Funny Paranormal] [Strong Female Lead] [No Romance] [Northeastern Chinese Dialect] [Short Stories] Put simply, this is a story about an evil cultivator returning to her old line of work in the modern age. To put it more precisely, Wu Zhao believes that in this life, even though she's back to her old ways, she's still a kindhearted, solid, easygoing person who's good with words. She's especially good at cheering people up. With her mouth full of Northeastern slang, she sure knows how to chat! To
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The Whole Sect Has Turned Evil, and Only the Eldest Senior Brother Is Righteous to an Extreme 满门黑化,唯有大师兄正的极端
[Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo
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How Are You the Protagonists? People Would Believe You Were the Villains 你们哪是主角,说是反派都有人信
[Infinite Flow + comedy + no romance + male-led + no harem + ensemble cast] My ex died before we could get back together. I took a long, hard look at myself, and then the apocalypse arrived. Following the usual tropes, I’d fight monsters, level up, and make it big. They told me there were no tropes, just skill. I trained hard, only to discover that the protagonists were all inhuman. And the ones who acted human were so delicious, I could eat two bowls of rice with them. From then on, in the chal
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- 91 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本,沙雕摆烂躺麻了 The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 125.9kReads9.6Score13.5kShelves
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A Whole Family of Villainous Cannon Fodder, Riding High with Our Junior Sister 满门反派炮灰,跟着师妹浪到起飞
[Ensemble cast + no male lead] Li Yang transmigrates into a book, going from a young, eccentric woman to a little turtle in a wish-granting pool inside an illusion. Who would’ve thought she’d land in a love triangle from the start, with the male lead and the main villain fighting over her. According to the original story, she’s eventually contracted by the original male lead and becomes his greatest trump card on his path to immortality. She spends her entire turtle life taking hits for him: blo
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The Buddha Says I’m Mentally Ill 佛祖说我是精神病
Lin Yan thinks this world might be insane. After dying suddenly, she is tricked into transmigrating into a book and becoming a beggar. When begging fails to get her a meal, she decides to join a sect and make do. Who knew the path to immortality would be full of obstacles, and the sect packed with weirdos? The sect she joins is the Ten Thousand Swords Sect. All four senior brothers are complete lunatics! All five masters are hopelessly unreliable! Their sect is built on rented land in a cemetery
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Variety Shows Are Full of Fools, So I Become the Big Shot with My Silly Antics 综艺水浅王八多,我靠沙雕做大哥
[Absurd comedy + showbiz + secret marriage to a tycoon + outrageous nonsense + everyone’s favorite] Qin Wanyin is a professional human shield, the sort who takes the hit for others. After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the role of a tycoon’s universally despised fiancée. The tycoon and his sweet, innocent sweetheart are all lovey-dovey on a dating show, while netizens slam Qin Wanyin as the other woman. Qin Wanyin: “I’m over it. Let’s call off the engagement.” The sweetheart pouts
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- 95 Be Silly, Be Strong, and Rule the Variety Shows 沙雕当自强,综艺上称王 [Goofy + unhinged humor + entertainment industry + washed-up celebrity + livestreamed variety show + comedy + sweet romance] [An unhinged heroine who goes from a washed-up nobody to a major star × an unhinged hero who’s always been a top-tier star from an illustrious family] Shen Huaiyu transmigrates into a book. She lands in a story about a rich heiress whose identity has been switched at birth, set in the entertainment industry. Unfortunately, she’s the vicious second female lead. Fortuna 76Reads7.9Score—Shelves
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Quick Transmigration: A Cannon Fodder in High-Risk Jobs 快穿之高危职业炮灰
Low traffic, a sketchy score, books that won't sell, and typing everything by hand every day. You don't like it, she doesn't read it. A million dazzling views are worth less than pounding garlic. In this flashy world, patience has died, readers have vanished, and updates are just homework. I can't write blurbs, the author suffers. I want to get drunk, while the heroine drops to her knees. No debut spotlight at all. Two rounds of book testing went down the drain. The title came out awkward, and
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Interstellar Campus: The Five-Person Team Charges Ahead 星际校园:五人小队向前冲
[Military academy + mecha + no romance + coming of age + ensemble cast + light humor + five-person team + strong team spirit] For the first seventeen years of her life, Jiang Lin's goal was to get into Mingde's mechanical engineering department and become a highly paid mecha engineer. But an unexpected turn of events sent her to Dawn Military Academy and set her on the path to becoming an elite solo fighter. Inter-academy tournaments, live-fire drills, interstellar battles... Years later, five s
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- 98 The Power Hierarchy: The Young Lady Awakens at the Academy for Nobles 权力序列:大小姐在贵族学院觉醒 [Not pure wish fulfillment] [Dramatic twists] [Alternate world] [Large ensemble cast] [No saints here] Jing Yuanxi was engaged to Han Shixu at the age of seventeen. Then he brought a commoner girl into their elite school. At their engagement banquet, he professed his love for her in front of everyone and demanded to end the engagement. During a kidnapping, he even abandoned his fiancée, who was supposed to be the one he rescued, and saved the commoner girl instead. “Yuanxi, the Jing family w 132.5kReads8.9Score23.3kShelves
- 99 Solving Cases with a Real Father to Back Her Up 有亲爹后,横行霸道的破案 Jiang Jiu spent eighteen years growing up an orphan in a desolate city, raising a younger brother who was destined to become a “Sword Immortal.” She herself became a master puppeteer and a local force to be reckoned with. Life just kept getting better. Then a man claiming to be her father forced his way into their lives and hauled the siblings back to Dongdu. Her father was the regent of Xici, a man of power and influence, a general who had conquered the Six Lands, and a living devil. From then 746Reads8.4Score105Shelves
- 100 The Fake Heiress Is Actually Everyone’s Favorite 绿茶假千金,其实是团宠 [Real and fake heiress + Mary Sue + sweet, delicate beauty + not a strong female lead + adored by the whole family + melodrama] Soft-hearted heroine who can’t stand hardship vs. rich, scheming hero Nan You never imagined she was the fake heiress, and that the real heiress was smarter than her, too. On top of that, Nan You dreamed that she left her wealthy family out of spite and ended up with no designer clothes to wear and no caviar to eat. Even worse, in the dream she was dressed like a li 1.2kReads6.9Score100Shelves
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