Quick Transmigration: I Turn the Tables in These Ridiculous Novels

【No Romance】+【Not Mindless】+【Quick Transmigration】+【Saving Chaotic Stories】+【Clear-Eyed Realist】 Lin Ya is a professional transmigrator who specializes in dealing with all kinds of unhinged men and women, and her stories always go wildly off track. While other people carry out their missions with trepidation, she treats them like a taxpayer-funded vacation. The System watches its Host tame a crybaby CEO with a baby bottle, livestream video games for the zombie king, teach a starfighter how to speak properly, and lead the charge in slacking off during a palace-intrigue horror game... Before long, it gives up trying to fix her and joins the fun-loving crowd. And so, things start going like this: The CEO, burping milk, pinches her chin. “Woman, you've successfully caught my... burp!” Lin Ya shoves an anti-colic bottle into his hand. “Mr. Gu, finish your milk before you play the CEO. Good boy.” Before a battle, an old-school warrior delivers a heartfelt three-hundred-word speech. She switches channels and livestreams to the entire universe: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is a Qiong Yao-style space showdown. I'll bet fifty cents his next line is, ‘You little minx, you drive me crazy!’” The zombie king lounges on his throne watching anime. “Destroy the world? Maybe after I finish this episode.” Lin Ya hands him potato seeds. “Your Majesty, want to try farming? Food and lodging included, and we've got electricity.” The apocalypse becomes a rural idyll, palace intrigue turns into office politics, and proving the Dao by killing your wife becomes academic fraud... With her rebellious streak and ridiculous gadgets, Lin Ya turns every broken world into a comedy. The System quietly records: Host's merit today: -10086. Mission completion rate: 100%. Lin Ya has this to say: Correcting people's misconceptions? That's easy. My real mission is to enjoy the show, and become the show myself.