Chinese People Don’t Lie to Chinese People: Recommend Books That’ll Make Me Die Laughing

102 猛 After the Macho Lolita Sound, My Roommate Went Crazy Xue Is NotUrban168k WordsCompleted 626Reads9.2Score103Shelves

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Story summary: Can you imagine that your brother on the upper bunk in your college dormitory is a 1.8-Meter-tall tough guy, but he tells you stories in a lolita tone every night to comfort you to sleep? What will you do when your tough guy roommate talks to you in a green tea tone while you are on the phone with your girlfriend? Do you want to know, come and watch, you won't regret it, most importantly，，[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]

103 三 Three Kingdoms: Cao Cao Overheard My Inner Thoughts, Though I Was Just Trying to Keep My Head Down Fined Into Bankruptcy for Being HandsomeHistorical2.7M WordsCompleted 23.1kReads9.2Score2.2kShelves

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[Planted] The protagonist Xia Houzhe traveled through time and became Xia Houdun's younger brother. Although he has the power of Xiang Yu, he only wants to live in Cao Ying as a salty civilian official. However, Cao Cao unexpectedly acquired the "mind-reading skill" and discovered that this seemingly useless subordinate turned out to be a prophet and all-around genius - from improving sweet potatoes to solve the food shortage, to predicting historical events such as the Wancheng Incident, borrowing arrows from straw boats, and even using steel battleships to solve a series of plots.

104 随 Randomly Got a Weird Skill? Don’t Panic, Just Have Fun With It Distant Stars on a Cold NightSports840k WordsCompleted 29.4kReads8.8Score2.8kShelves

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These 4 books are all written by the same author. The core is to randomly select outrageous skills and outrageous props for multiple people to pass the level. It is absolutely hilarious. The first 3 books are already eunuchs. (It is recommended to read them as if they are other copies.) The last one is still being updated.

105 是 Who Let Him Become the Host?! Little Football NewcomerUrban1.0M WordsCompleted 9.4kReads8.7Score882Shelves

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[Love] Suggestion, especially don't be the first to drink water when eating! Don't ask why! When I asked, I burst into laughter. I was about to wash my roommate's clothes [face covering]

106 反 Villainous Son, Get Down on Your Knees. Mom Needs a Favor Rye WhiskeyModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 250.6kReads9.1Score43.5kShelves

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I laughed to death while reading this book because it has a high laugh point. Needless to say, it has a low laugh point. All the big guys inside are the sixth [laughter and cry]

107 洪 Honghuang: The Four Great Tyrants of Journey to the West! Little JiuEastern Fantasy613k WordsCompleted 5.4kReads8.2Score429Shelves

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The four members of Journey to the West are all time-travelers? What's even more outrageous is that they actually come from the dormitory of the same future university! Now Lingshan is in big trouble. Tang San's Burial: "Amitabha! The poor monk's name is Tang San's Burial. He is buried in the sky, buried in the ground, and buried in the Tathagata." Sun Xingzhe: "Five hundred years to the east of the river, five hundred years to the west of the river, this position of Buddha has been occupied by a capable person. It's time for me to take a seat, right?" Zhu Bajie: "Kill, kill, kill! Let's go to Lingshan, kill Tathagata, and rob Guanyin!" Killing endlessly: "Amitofu, the three big guys are too violent, this is not good, not good!" Tang Sanbian, Sun Xingzhe, Zhu Bajie: "Evil beast, why don't you let go of Sister Guanyin quickly?" [Shy][Admiration][Cool]

108 让 I Sent You to Train, So Why Is the Whole World Trying to Capture You Alive? God of War DadUrban1.5M WordsCompleted 53.2kReads9.4Score5kShelves

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This is the first time I've seen someone write about the military in such a funny way.

110 这 Is This Thing the Villain? Not Sure, Let's See Magical Little CrowUrban3.0M WordsCompleted 30.8kReads8.3Score2.2kShelves

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Funny and fun! "Green Tea Villain" is the first time I've seen this type of article, it's a refreshing alternative!

111 三 Three Kingdoms: He Can Punch with Ten Thousand Jin of Force, and You Call Him a Civil Official? Flower-Faced Little KiteHistorical2.4M WordsCompleted 48.5kReads9.2Score4kShelves

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190 Years. Dong Zhuo deposed the young emperor Liu Bian and made Liu Xie the emperor instead. He proclaimed himself Grand Master, tyrannized the government, and committed adultery in the harem. He led his troops and ministers to feast all day long! Dozens of singers in cool clothes in the palace were twisting their bodies vigorously. The civil and military generals were separated on two sides, each drinking and having fun. Su Yun is an inconspicuous young general among the generals. He stretched his head, trying to take a look at the princess in Dong Zhuo's arms, but his view was blocked by the dancing girls. So he could only do the next best thing and keep staring at Mai Ji's butt. "Old Jia, although we don't have much future following Fatty Dong, we are living a pretty good life. We have wine, meat, and girls to look at."

114 开 Serving Poisonous Chicken Soup on Livestream from the Start, I Almost Made the Audience Die Laughing Blending Into the DustUrban2.3M WordsCompleted 17.9kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves

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Because you were laughed to death, I say you are not Chinese. You are a Chinese ghost.

116 恶 The Vicious Female Supporting Actor Is so Confused That She Broadcasts Everything She Wants Live Li WuModern Romance394k WordsCompleted 2.1kReads8.8Score200Shelves

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Hahahahaha, this book. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 It makes people laugh so hard that they can't stand up and beat the wall with laughter. The heroine travels to the world. Because the system gives him the ability to read minds, he cannot read other people's hearts for a long time. Later, people in the world can read the hearts of the heroine and read their minds every day [sneaky laugh] [sneaky laugh] [sneaky laugh] [sneaky laugh]

117 谁 Who Let Him Fall from Grace? He's Sexy, Strong, and a Total Freak I'm Famous, I'm Going ViralUrban1.5M WordsCompleted 29.2kReads8.9Score2.9kShelves

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🕸️🕸️A masterpiece of tomato, easy and funny! Before I knew it, I read more than a dozen chapters and fell in love with them. My colleagues asked me why I laughed so happily. I said the novel was so beautiful and funny. Forgive me for not being very funny, hahahaha.

118 隋 Sui and Tang Dynasties: Cutting Off Hu and Changing Fortune, Starting from Erxianzhuang RejoiceHistorical362k WordsCompleted 6.6kReads7.0Score419Shelves

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A very funny and relaxing novel! ! !

121 关 About the Time I Was Forced to Become an Awakened Person Warm Wine to Slay Pigs and MonkeysUrban3.1M WordsOngoing 3kReads9.0Score266Shelves

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The first book: The protagonist and his dormitory are all inherited from the emperor, and everyone is very funny [laughing] [laughing], the second book is not only funny but also deceiving [making faces], the third book: the pure tricking skills, the fourth book: Everyone knows Dali, the fifth book: When doing serious things, it always feels like he is not doing a good thing, the sixth book: This is even more funny, the monk directly summons the Gatling Bodhisattva to fight the ghosts

122 中 Ancient Chinese Magic Skills Yang JunHistorical194k WordsCompleted 12kReads9.5Score1.9kShelves

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Some articles that are very funny.

124 直 Livestream Variety Show: Sibling Showdown with My Own Brother Warm ChestnutModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 11.1kReads8.7Score1.4kShelves

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The third system focuses on reality, just like Brother Flathead. The second book sees the beggars version of Nascent Soul for the first time. I just finished reading the first book and it was quite relaxing.

125 技 My Skills Are So Ridiculous, They Drive My Enemies Crazy! Unable To Sleep At NightUrban1.1M WordsCompleted 70.5kReads9.2Score6.7kShelves

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Watch me for a while, I won't lie to you, it's really funny

126 开 From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall Yi QingfengUrban8.9M WordsCompleted 358.3kReads9.7Score43.7kShelves

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Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people. These 🍅magic books are really funny. Map editor Jiangnan, Zhang Di who seizes bamboo shoots and silver coins, Chen Si, a scumbag in the capital, Chen Shu, a gangster in Nanjiang, saves lives and heals Lu Yuan, is an upright and comfortable man, a law-abiding citizen Chen Bin, a good teacher and friend Lu Ze, lawful and kind Lin En, and a gentleman Li Dao

128 比 He’s Even Fiercer Than the Old Heavenly Master, and You Call Him a Newbie? Cold Words and Leng WordsMystery1.7M WordsCompleted 38.2kReads9.1Score3kShelves

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Oops, I'm here to recommend a book again [Eating Melon] [Learned] The first one is absolutely hilarious [Learned], the main character is Lao Liu, and his skill with a frying pan scares countless people [face covering], the turtle is trained to be an assassin [currently in development], just call him off guard [laughing evilly], a straight man In the second book, an entire sect is filled with sixth-borns. The core idea is that one must hide one's realm, and one must do a good job of destroying corpses and destroying traces [face-covering] [face-covering]. They can do whatever they can, and if they cause trouble, they say they are from another sect [face-covering] [sneaky laugh], and a group of ancestors take the initiative to "sitting down" [sneaky laugh] The third book has some burning points, some tearful points [almost crying], mostly laughs [face covering], two female protagonists, the protagonist shows his power in a foreign country, the Holy Father has changed his faith [laughing evilly], a monk in Mount Wutai begins to study violent exorcisms, and in one painting, Namo Gatling Bodhisattva appears! [Learned][Learned][laughing evilly]

129 内 The Entertainment Industry's Street Drifter: I Took Bandits on a Wild Ride from the Start I'm a KittyModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 25.3kReads9.0Score3.1kShelves

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Once she traveled through time, Lu Ling became a has-been actress. At the beginning, she was cheated on by a scumbag, the company went into hiding, and the director ruthlessly rejected her... Faced with this b world that was not friendly at all, Lu Ling decided to go crazy on the spot and create something for everyone. As a result, there was a street kid in the entertainment industry. The live variety show started: Lu Ling was strolling around, and the director and guests were all off guard. Director: We used walkie-talkies to communicate, and she eavesdropped on us and kept interrupting. She could also hack into encrypted channels. Guest 1: She also invaded my live broadcast room, made my photo into black and white and hung it on it, saying that I was dead. Guest 2: She robbed me of my things and even called the police first, causing me to pay her 100,000 yuan... This variety show is popular, but it is not any of the invited guests that is popular, but the wild guest Lu Ling. The director was extremely happy, but Lu Ling suddenly disappeared in front of the camera. Fans collectively protested: When the director comes out, I want to watch Lu Ling. I won't watch this variety show without Lu Ling. Later, the director visited the thatched cottage three times and finally invited Lu Ling, but the style of the variety show became more and more crazy. "Driving a taxi and leading the robbers on a rampage." "The simulated murder caused the director to be taken away by the police." "Scared the trafficker so much that he ran to the police station to surrender." "No, what the hell is it about pretending to be a corpse in the mourning hall and forcibly carrying the escaped female corpse back?"

130 道 Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience Bao Yi Si AUrban1.5M WordsCompleted 74.5kReads8.7Score6.5kShelves

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Do you know how uncomfortable it is to hold back laughter in the middle of the night?

131 修 Tyrant of the Cultivation World: The Adorable Four-Year-Old Sect Leader A White PeachAncient Romance1.7M WordsOngoing 697Reads9.0Score104Shelves

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💥💥These ① are so funny that the more you watch them, the more you become addicted to them, the kind that really make you laugh to death! There are so many memes! It's especially suitable to read when you're bored. I don't know what mental state the author was in when he wrote it. Every part is so funny, hahaha, I'm going to laugh like crazy.

134 荒 I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar Beyond the MountainsModern Romance296k WordsCompleted 14.3kReads9.5Score2.5kShelves

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🍒A super funny article, so hilarious that I can't stop at all🙉. The heroine, the pig spirit, is reincarnated. She is usually either creating others' misfortune or on the way to creating others' misfortune. I went to a desert island to participate in a show, and when faced with the pretentious male protagonist's stand-in, he simply greeted his sixth uncle and sent him sailing.

135 让 I Asked You to Livestream Picking Up Junk, So Why Are You Cleaning Up a Battlefield? Update BeastUrban2.0M WordsCompleted 11.3kReads9.0Score1.2kShelves

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Each book is a funny article, carefully selected and verified by many book friends. "Funny", "Hilarious", "Good-looking"

136 收 Stop It, Host, Are You so Crazy That You Don't Want Your Life? It's Not EasyModern Romance480k WordsCompleted 1.5kReads9.1Score217Shelves

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It's super funny, the kind that makes people laugh to death, especially the last one.

140 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: These Secrets Are Too Juicy for the Livestream Chat to Handle Hua QingqingModern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 5.5kReads9.2Score742Shelves

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Lin Qingwan, who was reading sadistic stories in metaphysics class, lost her mind and lost her kidneys, became lame, blind and bald. However, she was able to survive until the end and fell in love with the male protagonist HE. After waking up and seeing that his family was in ruins, Lin Qingwan returned to his old business of live broadcasting fortune telling to make money. Shuiyou, "When I open my eyes every morning, all my clothes are gone." Lin Qingwan, who was eating, said, "Your dad has been running naked down there for three years, and you still want to wear clothes?" Shuiyou, "There is a female ghost in the dormitory who asks me to draw her eyebrows in the middle of the night every day. What should I do if she thinks I'm a scumbag?" Lin Qingwan, who was eating, said, "It's okay, she's just worried about her appearance, just burn some cosmetics for her." Shuiyou asked, "Why am I lame when I come back from an outing?" At this moment, Lin Qingwan couldn't eat anymore, "Sao Nian, why are you peeing on the board of uncle's coffin?" Later, the misfortune-ridden male protagonist of the sadistic novel came to her: "For the sake of our former husband and wife, save me." Lin Qingwan slowly took out the talisman: "Selling someone one thousand, because we are so familiar, I will give you a friendship price, one thousand... Ten thousand.

142 靠 Damn, Damn, Damn! Who Taught You to Be a Dad Like This? Attending the Banquet Without Paying a GiftUrban1.4M WordsCompleted 24.5kReads9.5Score2.4kShelves

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Show me! !

143 疯 I Woke Up in a Madman’s Arms, Only to Find I’m the Sucker Tweet Tweet Blows BubblesAncient Romance530k WordsCompleted 6.1kReads9.3Score889Shelves

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🌈🍀Sang Wanning travels through time and becomes a cannon fodder female supporting character in a book. Facing the crazy villain Rong Xiao, she wants to lower his blackening value while complaining madly in her heart. The interaction between her and the big devil is full of jokes, "Big devil: I kill innocent people indiscriminately. Sang Wanning: They dare to look directly at your face that shocks all living beings, they deserve to die!" This contrast is so cute that people can't help but laugh. The writing style is humorous and the plot has ups and downs. [Top post][top post][top post]

144 京 The Capital’s Unhinged Tough Guy and His Chaotic Daily Life Zi LuAncient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 34.8kReads9.2Score4.3kShelves

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These are all good, I can keep reading the funny articles.

146 快 The Housekeeper Is Having Another Breakdown in Quick Transmigration KuntukutakatikaModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 17.6kReads9.4Score1.9kShelves

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The first one is unacceptable in Danmei novels. You can read the second two without any CP.

149 大 Great Tang: From the Start, I Used the Imperial Jade Seal to Crack Walnuts Zhoushan Gatekeeping GrandpaHistorical1.3M WordsCompleted 19kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves

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I swear I won't lie to you. These two books are so funny. When I read the second one, I laughed like crazy in bed.