Are There Any Novels That'll Make Me Die Laughing? 有没有把人笑死的小说？
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If You Won't Write the Memorial, Why Are You Going on the Northern Campaign? 不写出师表，你北什么伐呀！
“This place is so delightful, I could forget all about Shu!” Liu Shan, who left behind this timeless saying, thought he had died. But when he opened his eyes again, he had become Zhao Gou, the emperor of the Great Song. With none of Zhao Gou's memories, he gazed at the officials filling the court and fell into deep thought. They have a chancellor here too? The name Qin Hui might not sound like much, but surely he's as capable in both letters and arms as my foster father! Hmm? Wait, why is there
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Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统
Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System
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I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄
This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times
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You Said to Empty the Magazine, So Why Did You Empty a Gatling Gun? 让你清空弹夹，你清空加特林？
In Florida, you can be dead, but you can’t be useless. Xu Huaqiang awakened a System and made an extraordinary contribution to the campaign against organized crime, eventually becoming a farm owner. The more they crack down on me, the more I thrive. The more criminals I take down, the stronger I get.
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You Told Me to Wreak Havoc on the Righteous Path, So What Is This Tomato Novel? 让你祸害正道，番茄小说是什么鬼
[Cultural invasion of the cultivation world] + [Lighthearted comedy] Lin Ye transmigrates into a cultivation world where righteous and demonic factions are locked in mortal opposition, becoming a demonic overlord who has gone undercover in the righteous path. If war breaks out between the two sides, he’s as good as dead. Fortunately, he awakens the God-Tier Entertainment System. It gives the entire cultivation world access to the internet and brings over a host of entertainment devices and apps
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Xuanhuan: A Tough Guy Cries and Transmigrates into a Villainess 玄幻：猛男落泪穿成反派女配
Warning: This book is completely unhinged and toxic. Please read and listen with caution. If readers develop psychological problems, the author accepts no responsibility, the author accepts no responsibility, the author accepts no responsibility! Important things must be said three times! No responsibility!
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Beast Taming Awakens: Twelve Talismans as a Starting Reward 御兽复苏：开局奖励十二符咒
Zeng Heng transmigrates to a parallel world where spiritual qi revival has made beast taming a part of everyday life. He unexpectedly obtains a Pet Beast Training System, which rewards him with the Twelve Talismans from the start! He thought that with a System, he could crush all the immortals and gods. But it turns out to be a deranged System with a few screws loose! [Detected that the Phantom Butterfly is too weak. Embedding the Ox Talisman: immense strength] [Detected that the Phantom Butterf
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To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球
[Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries.
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After I Got a Buff, Girlish Voice, My Roommate Went Crazy 猛男萝莉音后，我室友疯了
Wei Liang never imagined he could produce all kinds of feminine voices, much less unlock a breathy voice... What he least expected was that his new roommate would go crazy just five days after moving in. When his roommate went mad, he made a shocking statement in an interview: “Just from hearing his voice, how could I have guessed he was a man?” Reporter: “And how did you feel after finding out he was a man?” His roommate’s eyes lit up: “Even more excited!” Reporter: “!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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From the Start, I Ran Into Hua Qiang Buying Watermelons 开局遭遇华强买瓜
[Lighthearted + funny + memes + banter + sweet romance + daily life] Lu Li unexpectedly awakened a God-Tier Reversal System. Clear all kinds of legendary meme scenarios to earn generous rewards! [Huaqiang Buys Melons] Huaqiang: “Are these melons guaranteed to be ripe?” [Brother Jie, No!] Brother Jie: “You’re pretty brave. Let me check if you’re developing normally!” [No Honor Among Warriors] Ma Baoguo: “Young man, I advise you to stop messing around!” [Sixth Brother Eats Noodles] Hu Wan: “You cl
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One Wanted Criminal a Day. Classmate, Don't You Ever Take a Day Off? 一天一个通缉犯，同学你不休假吗
[Catching criminals + criminal bait + everyday life + no romance] After the college entrance exams, Gao Ye stunned the nation with a perfect score. Reporters flocked to interview him, only to discover that he had vanished. When Gao Ye reappeared at the police academy's freshman opening ceremony, countless reporters rushed over. Reporter: Gao Ye, could you tell us what you did over the break? Gao Ye: Just a few little things. I caught a pickpocket, robbed a bank, spent a few days in prison, and b
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The God of Cooking: So What If She's the Campus Beauty? I Can Handle Her Easily 厨神：校花又如何？轻松给拿捏了
As the protagonist, he obviously needs all the standard trappings. Betrayed from the start! Orphaned as a child! The kind and handsome author has arranged it all. Liu Hao has this to say: Bro, you know how it is. Tugod Old Cat is an exceptionally talented failed author. He definitely didn't threaten me with the forty-meter-long pen in his hand. Really! What? A protagonist without a golden finger isn't fun to read? No problem, the author will give him a System. What? A protagonist needs pretty gi
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The Useless Disciple of the Hehuan Sect 合欢宗废材
[Absurd comedy + traditional fantasy + multiple heroines + espionage + battles of wits] Ye Huan is a disciple so disappointing that even the Hehuan Sect wants nothing to do with him. By chance, he obtains an inheritance, and from then on becomes a man who can hold up the heavens. One way for men to survive in the Hehuan Sect is to become spies. As it happens, Ye Huan is an espionage enthusiast, and with his exceptional powers of logical deduction, he matches wits with all sides on the covert fro
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You Forced Me to Dual Cultivate at the Acacia Sect. What Are You Regretting Now? 逼我去合欢宗双修，现在后悔啥？
[Ranma-style gender swapping] [Multiple heroines] [Comedy] [System] [Cultivation] Ye Jinhuan is forced by a gang of cunning villains to transform into a woman and infiltrate the Hehuan Sect. He has no choice but to play their game of wits. Fortunately, he awakens the strongest Spy System and gains supernatural abilities, including the power to eavesdrop on people’s thoughts. His schemes leave everyone who forced him into this predicament filled with regret. Though surrounded by beautiful women i
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After Failing to Ascend, I Just Want to Slack Off 飞升失败后，我只想摆烂
[This book is ridiculous] After failing to ascend, Yu Xi is tossed into modern society, and she's over the moon! Ah, how wonderful life is when you don't have to cultivate! Basking in the sun and snacking, Yu Xi decides to enjoy her “vegetative” life, eating her fill and waiting to die. But why is her master, who already ascended to the upper realm, standing right in front of her?! And why is he forcing her to work hard in showbiz so she can ascend again as soon as possible?! She just wants to e
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You Destroyed My Dantian This Morning, Now I’m Burning Paper at Your Grave 上午毁我丹田，下午在你坟前烧纸
[The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng
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You Have to Believe in Science! I'll Handle This Zombie 要相信科学啊！这个僵尸我来
A scheming male lead, interactions with multiple heroines, outrageous face-slapping antics, absurd comedy, sudden wealth blended with metaphysics, a System, sneaky tricks, a charlatan, defying fate to borrow others’ luck, and nonstop ridiculous humor. “Master Jiang, you predicted my wife was cheating, but you couldn’t predict you’d break your leg today, could you?” The male lead draws a talisman with lipstick and sticks it to her forehead. “I’ll seal your spiritual senses for three days. Chargin
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Dude, Are You Collecting Historical Figures? 不是哥们，你收集古人啊
[Meme humor]+ [Laugh-out-loud comedy]+ [Three Kingdoms]+ [Water Margin]+ [Unhinged]+ [Awkward singing]+ [Workhorse] This is a funny transmigration story about a workhorse, a slacker, and a monkey. They first transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms era and collect its heroes, only to discover that the heroes they’ve collected are supposed to play Honor of Kings for their master! Later, the chief hall master who got in through the back door usurps the throne, and the three of them end up in the Water M
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Defying the Odds: A Poor Student’s Rise to Gaokao Champion 逆天，学渣逆袭成高考状元
Against All Odds: The Underachiever Who Rose to Become the Top Scorer on the College Entrance Exam
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I'm Eight Years Old, and I've Come to the Alliance at Suanzao 我今年八岁，前来酸枣会盟
A modern person transmigrates into Liu Hua, son of Liu Yu, the Inspector of Youzhou during the Three Kingdoms period. With no System or cheats, history says that in two years, Gongsun Zan will wipe out his entire family. To change his fate, Liu Hua secretly carves all kinds of seals bearing his father Liu Yu's name, then goes around handing out forged appointment letters. He tricks Taishi Ci and Xu Chu into accompanying him to the Alliance of the Lords at Suanzao, where he becomes the nineteenth
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The Dark and Dashing Senior Sister Has the Cultivation World Going Crazy 阴暗师姐她超帅，修真界全疯了
[Publication pending] [No romance + ensemble cast + strong female lead + sect life + everyone’s a little crazy] [The main cast are unhinged and shameless. The heroine is fiercely independent, loyal, and more than a little mad] Xie Qing transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting character and finds herself struggling to survive in a sect full of slackers. Who wants to pick a fight with the heroine? Xie Qing will set the whole cultivation world straight. She encourages her world-weary
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System: The Savage Lands Crown Princess Just Wants to Herd Sheep 系统：蛮荒太子妃只想放羊
Also known as The Ambition Isn't Great: Just You and the World A Qi is clever and innocent. Her eldest brother is honest and just wants enough to eat; her second brother is sharp and wants to see the world. Their aunt is always fierce when chopping wood, their father is a wonderful cook, and their grandfather can recognize twenty characters, though he gets thirteen of them wrong. Their ambitions weren't great, but somehow they ended up winning the world. Content warnings: ...
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I Became the Entertainment World's Top-Tier Star Through Cultivation 我靠修道成了娱乐圈顶流
[Completed + ancient-to-modern transmigration + goofy comedy] Jiang Yue Bai, master of the Tianyue Taoist Temple, blew himself up while carelessly refining a pill. After kicking the bucket, Master Jiang found himself in a whole new era. Spiritual energy was scarce, and his skills were useless here. Was Master Jiang scared? Not a chance. His heart was as vast as the sky, big enough to hold the whole world. In this age of unity, what difference did it make where he went wild? So Master Jiang went
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I’m a Dual-Personality Surgeon, Professionally a Ripper 我，双面手术师，职业开膛手
Some call him Miracle Doctor Lu, while others call him Lu the Skinner. Some owe their battlefield dominance to the mechanical limbs he fitted them with; others have breathed their last beneath his surgical knife. He can save someone on the brink of death, or make a corpse disappear without a trace. By day, he is the warmest kindness in the world; by night, he is a terror that makes the whole world tremble. A scalpel rests between his fingers: one side is a demon, the other an angel. His name is
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My Son Qilin Joins the Expedition, but I’m the One Who Gets Exposed 吾儿麒麟参加探险，为父却被曝光
After transmigrating into a tomb-raiding world, I unexpectedly took in Xiao Ge as my adopted son. Who would’ve thought Xiao Ge would join the globally popular adventure show Ancient Tomb Expedition just to find me! I unexpectedly obtained the System of Teaching, Guiding, and Answering Questions. [Good grief, you silly boy! The essence of a thousand-year-old female ghost prolongs your life. Why aren’t you absorbing it? What a waste!] “Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have successfully taught
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Three Kingdoms: Cao Cao Overheard My Inner Thoughts, Though I Was Just Trying to Keep My Head Down 三国：苟神的我被曹操偷听了心声
[System] + [cautious survival] + [laid-back] + [farming] + [dual protagonists] + [comedy] My name is Xiahou Zhe, Xiahou Dun’s younger brother. From the start, I became a low-ranking civil official in Cao Cao’s camp and awakened the power of Xiang Yu. But fighting battles is a high-risk job. What’s the difference between having only a 98 percent chance of winning and throwing your life away? My goal in life is to keep my head down, stay safe, and be a lazy fish by Cao Cao’s side, enjoying a quiet
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Outlaw: This Criminal Doesn’t Spare Even Ghosts 法外狂徒：这个罪犯连鬼也不放过
In an age when the supernatural is returning, vicious ghosts are appearing all over the city. Just out of prison, Chu Bei looks serious. “Officer, does the country allow me to commit crimes against ghosts?” The Life-Taking Ghost: “Spirit Management Bureau? I'd like to report a crime. Someone stole my kidneys. Yes, both of them are gone.” The Ghost Vendor: “Is there any justice in this world? I'm just a watermelon seller, and he asked me if my melons were ripe!” The Zombie King from some mass gra
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The Cheeky Little Thief Ran Away from Our Wedding, but Should the Son of a Billionaire Fear Anyone? 贱萌神偷逃婚我首富之子怕过谁
On his wedding day, in a suite at a five-star hotel, Lin Ye, who had transmigrated into this world, actually dismantles the toilet and crawls into the sewer to make a “toilet escape.” He leaves the entire stunned groomsmen’s party behind, along with his furious bride, Su Fei. This absurd runaway wedding instantly turns the “good-for-nothing young master of the Lin family” into a laughingstock among the elite. But no one knows that the good-for-nothing everyone once picked on has already become s
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Playing the Rogue in Ancient Times 回到古代当无赖
Content: Updated punctually every day before 1 a.m. An ordinary man from the bottom rungs of modern urban society, the shameless male lead has a sharp mind but no scruples. He accidentally transmigrates to a parallel world in ancient times. Armed with a modern outlook, a thick skin, and a little cleverness, he navigates the competing powers of the era while crossing paths with two heroines who have completely different personalities but are both formidable fighters. Through a string of cons, sch
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I Faked Illness by Coughing Up Blood, Yet Slaughtered a Hundred Thousand Xiongnu 我咳血装病，却杀穿了十万匈奴
Modern special forces soldier Lin Mo opens his eyes and finds himself the frail heir to the Lin family's marquis estate. His elder brothers have all died on the battlefield, the family is teetering on the brink, and countless wolves lurk in the shadows, eager to devour him, this "sickly weakling." "Keep up the act. You'd better make it convincing!" Lin Mo sneers. Coughing blood, he curses his enemies and their entire families in his head. By day, he can't even lift a chicken; at night, two cough
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After Coming Down the Mountain, The World of Flowers 下山后，的花花世界
Jiang Qi, who had been cultivating in seclusion on a mountain with his master, suffered a cultivation mishap and became a eunuch. To repair his body's deficiency, he descends the mountain to gain experience and insight into love. Because of his condition, he both longs for and avoids it, forming the central conflict of the story. Whenever his emotions fluctuate intensely, especially when he feels embarrassment, shame, smugness, or regret after intimate contact with a woman, or whenever he uses a
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The Good-for-Nothing’s Wild Cultivation Journey 废材老六的狂飙修仙路
(Updated punctually before 1 a.m. every day.) Lin Feng, the Qingyun Sect's outer disciple and its “good-for-nothing of ten thousand years,” is actually a Chaos Spirit-Devouring Physique! He appears to have an “ordinary root with no affinity,” but in truth he can devour spiritual energy, magical treasures, and cultivation arts and make them his own. He's a sharp-tongued schemer who spouts lines like “Who the hell do you think you are?” and “Look at you, you coward,” yet steps up to protect his ow
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In a High-Martial World, I Just Want to Eat, Wait, and Die 高武世界我只想混吃等死
Lin Ye is the useless legitimate grandson of Huaxia’s top Lin high-martial-arts conglomerate. Born with blocked meridians, he gets by through dodging bills and staging accidents, always grinning even when people curse him out. Even after awakening a Chaos Martial Meridian, he still refuses to apply himself. With the conglomerate in his hands, he stays clear of high-martial-arts affairs, becoming the most unconventional layabout big shot in the high-martial-arts world.
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My Crazy Senior Sister Makes Her Junior Brothers and Sisters Bow to a Dog 小师姐发癫，让师弟师妹给狗磕头
[Transmigrate into a Book + System + Violent Heroine + Trickster + Unhinged + Comedy] Sang Qianqian was the undisputed boss of Xicheng’s farmers’ market. With a single butcher’s knife, she could take on every street punk in town. But she never expected that buying a dodgy cultivation novel would make her transmigrate into a book! She became the junior sister in this awful cultivation novel and got her hands on a heaven-defying secret manual, only to discover at the very end of her training that
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Born into the Wrong Family: My Empress Sister Opened Her Eyes and Killed Herself 投错胎：女帝妹妹睁眼就自杀
“I Was Born Into the Wrong Family, So the Moment I Opened My Eyes, I Started the Reincarnation Process Again” “My Little Sister Woke Up Wanting to Die, So I Revived Her With a Needle” “I Was Born With a Devil of an Older Brother. He Keeps Trying to Murder Me” “I Feel So Sorry for My Little Sister. Something’s Wrong With Her Head. She Keeps Throwing Herself Onto My Blade” “I Wasn’t Born Into the Wrong Family. It’s an Illusion, All of It. The Desolate Wilderness, the Broken Thatched Hut, t
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Urban: I Got the Treasure-Hunting System from the Start 都市：开局获得寻宝系统
[System + Daily Life + Entrepreneurship + Technology + Business Empire] Jiang Yu did a good deed and received a System. Every day, he can hunt for treasure and enter a lucky draw, earning generous rewards. Everyday item cards, drink recipes, skincare product formulas, advanced agricultural technology, gene serum research, top-tier engine technology, photolithography machine research, aircraft research, interstellar warship research... He starts a business while at university, building companies
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Urban: I Can Make My Dreams Come True 都市：我能梦想成真
Just after Ye Yu is fired from his company, he acquires a Wish-Granting System. Things that happen in his dreams come true at random. “Congratulations, Host. Your wish has come true: you have received 100 million yuan in cash.” “Congratulations, Host. Your wish has come true: you have received a globally limited-edition sports car.” “Congratulations, Host. Your wish has come true: you have received a luxury villa with a prime ocean view.” “Congratulations, Host. Your wish has come true: you have
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Peak Evolution 巅峰进化
Peak Evolution, also known as Madcap Evolution and Come On, Hit Me If You Dare. Some people say they never hold grudges, because they get even the moment someone wrongs them. Chen Biao can only laugh at people like that. He never holds grudges either, because he makes sure other people hold grudges against him! What, you’re unhappy about being bullied? Then come and get your revenge!
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Superpowers: I Have a Replication Mirror 超能：我有一面复刻镜
[Gods Descend, Calamity Begins] When cultivators from the divine realm invade Earth, superpowers and modern weapons become humanity's last line of defense! Can Gou Chen and Adam, Earth's only two superpower academies, shoulder humanity's future? What kind of hidden strength does Huaxia, hailed as the Chosen Nation, possess? This is a feast for the Godslayers! A young man gains the power to replicate abilities. With a mortal body and the power of the world in his hands, he will ultimately slay th
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Mysterious Space 神秘空间
Qin Mu is a big name in the Mysterious Space. His surname is Qin, his given name is Mu, his courtesy name is Half-Mad, his title is the Black-Hearted Recluse, and his codename is Raven. People call him the Immortal Black Market Dealer. Wherever he goes, he leaves nothing behind, like a swarm of locusts passing through. With a strange mask on his head and a black robe on his back, he cheats women and children alike, and swindles young and old. Welcome to the Mysterious Space. Join Qin Mu as he tr
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I Can Take the Toughest Beatings 我能抗住最毒的打
[System + spiritual qi revival + comedy + urban life] Ding! Your body has been struck by a fist. Iron Body +1, Combat Skills +1! Ding! You've been hit by a qi-and-blood attack. Qi and Blood +1! Ding! You've been hit by a fire attack. Fire Resistance +1! Ding! Iron Body has evolved into an Indestructible Golden Body... Ding! Indestructible Golden Body has evolved into an Ancient Primordial Body... Jiang Du laughs arrogantly: “I'm not singling you out. I'm saying every one of you here is trash. If
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Are You Sure Cultivating This Way Is Okay? 这么修仙你确定没问题么
Xianxia + pseudo-primordial world + no System + multiple heroines + memes + comedy + decisive and ruthless After Wu Yong transmigrates to this world, successfully becomes a disciple of the Cloudsea Peak of the Budo Sect, and awakens his Yin-Yang Eyes, he realizes that something about his path to immortality seems a little off. Other people run into all kinds of hardships when they go down the mountain on missions. He always meets beautiful women who become his confidantes. Other people fly on sw
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A World Teeming with Strange Beasts and My Sunset Spear Style 异兽满行的世界与我的夕阳红枪法
[Urban Supernatural Powers + Power Rankings + No System, No Cliches + Expansive Worldbuilding + Witty Throughout + Heartwarming and Funny Supernatural Story] Strange beasts and strange objects exist in this world, unseen by ordinary people. Those who awaken supernatural bodies, however, are different. They're collectively known as "Supernaturalists," and they usually operate in teams. Wang Qiren, an urban youth who only wants to make money, takes a high-paying job as a lookout on a deserted isl
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High Martial: All-Class Awakening, Teaming Up with the Campus Beauty 高武：全职业觉醒，我与校花组队
With spiritual qi revival, demons and monsters wreak havoc. Qin Ming gets the Sacrifice-to-Heaven System, and anything can be offered as a sacrifice! “System, can living people be sacrificed?” “Yes!” “Wouldn’t that be too cruel?” “No! Anyone who’s been sacrificed will only feel a little tired.” But... why is the campus beauty looking at me with such resentment? Qin Ming awakens as a special-class Holy Cleric, becoming the strongest support, with attacks, healing, control, and buffs all at his di
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Desert Survival: My System Sells Bugs 荒漠求生：我的系统贩卖BUG
[Warning: The protagonist is a bit of a rascal~] [Survival, sign-in, dungeons, comedy, power fantasy] Everyone transmigrates into an endless desert. In this world that is only partly like a game, players bake under the scorching sun as they struggle to find supplies, while thirst and hunger torment them around the clock. Xu Tian is worrying about his lack of supplies when the System forcibly installs itself. System: Selling all kinds of game exploits! Sign in every day to receive a random exploi
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Shocking! My Beautiful Master Turns Out to Be a Reverse-Disciplining Disciple! 震惊：美女师尊竟然是冲徒逆师
(One heroine, she pursues him, full of sweet romance) After transmigrating to a matriarchal world, Su Yu, a disciple of the Demon Sect, is sent to infiltrate the Sword Sect. Ten years later, he has risen from the lowest menial servant to the sect leader's personal disciple, becoming the Sword Sect's senior brother. The worst part is that one day he discovers that his stunning master, Mu Wanqiu, famed as the cultivation world's Ice Spirit Sword Immortal, has improper feelings for him, her own dis
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There's a Fat Guy in the Cultivation World Who's Ridiculously Cautious 修仙界有个胖子超苟
(Beast-taming cultivation, unlimited leveling, power fantasy, stronger against strong foes and stronger still against the weak) Zhang Baiwang is a very fat young man from a small frontier city in the Xia Kingdom. His father is a merchant who had him late in life and spoils him, so Zhang Baiwang is both ignorant and uneducated. However, having grown up around his father's business, he's picked up some knack for reading people. By a stroke of luck, he obtains an ancient divine artifact, the Demon-
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I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八
[Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap,
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My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴
[Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w
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The Little Princess Who Plays the Pig to Eat the Tiger 扮猪吃虎小王妃
After the shock of that intense visual impact wore off, Ye Yiyi finally came to her senses and immediately turned around. “Beiming Yu! Are you crazy? Why did you let me in while you were changing?” “I didn't let you in! I only told you I was in the bedroom.” Beiming Yu stifled a laugh inside, but put on an utterly innocent face as he spoke. “Ye Yiyi, you've seen my body twice. You have to take responsibility for me!” “Hmph, I've seen plenty of people. Do I have to take responsibility for all of
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