
I'm Eight Years Old, and I've Come to the Alliance at Suanzao
我今年八岁,前来酸枣会盟
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- Completed
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- Historical
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- Historical & Ancient
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- 1y ago
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A very special novel about the Three Kingdoms. The character descriptions are also very interesting and the writing is very good. He is the number one prince in the world with hundreds of thousands of troops under his command. He is beaten and scolded casually by his old father, let alone being beaten and scolded casually by his own woman. Is it true? No wonder the rating is so low.
Okay, it's humorous and I'm happy to watch it. Although it looks awkward in many places, it is passable, but if the author wants to move part of the space to the harem story, then this book can be abandoned.
Yes, the story is described from the time of a child. It is very tolerant and very relaxed. He is about to die at the beginning and is saved by a yellow dog. Well, the protagonist of the novel is described by a child again. Well, I watched it first. If you are an adult, you will not be able to read it at all. You are poaching people along the way. You are also under the aura of a child. I don't think it is. What, if an adult either conquers by force or has great righteousness, it will feel too artificial. The story is compact and the plot of the novel is short. If it is too long and there are hundreds of chapters, my God, I can't read it. The personnel and team are also reasonable. There is no other novel that has an army of hundreds of thousands in the early stage. It's too fake. There are no details of slow development. There is no slow development. Once the force, intelligence and influence are slowly developed, it is very novel. In other novels, dozens of chapters are written as soon as alcohol is introduced, including salt, iron, food, saddles, troops, armor, money, and trade transactions, city walls, and roads. I recommend a standard introduction, just like the introduction on Baidu. It has hundreds of chapters. This is very good. I didn't mess with the princes in the early stage. The rest is to deal with Dong Zhuo first and kill him first, then there are hundreds of chapters, then there are hundreds of chapters with the heroine, and there are hundreds more chapters with other princes. The introduction homepage is also very accurate.
Oh my god, this Three Kingdoms is so funny. It made me laugh to death. I must give you a good review. I just read Chapter 32. There is still a long way to go. I won't die laughing [crying with laughter] However, although it is a bit funny, the plot and characters are very stable. One link after another is just right, which shows the skill. Come on~
Liu Yu was very old-fashioned, and it was too late to convince him to let his son unify the Han Dynasty. The border guard army developed at a normal pace, but Liu Yu's old-fashionedness limited the speed. Drinking milk mixed with sugar in a bottle will attract people's attention, and may cause fainting due to lack of sugar, which may lead to the actions of civilian troops. Basically, he had a good reputation as a teacher, worked hard first, used many ingenious strategies, and did not attack directly. His attitude towards the emperor was that of a powerful official in the clan, and he secretly restricted the emperor's freedom and provided money and food for the emperor's life. The escort team of several thousand people could only protect the emperor's stable life in Luoyang.
Just read a book, it just feels good, it can add some fun to a hard life
It looks good, the development process is no nonsense, it is funny and refreshing, but it is too short, two chapters in one day, the author is suspected to be Hawking
It's funny and good, but you can't sacrifice basic logic!
A good white book. It's not boring to read. It's very good. There is no system. Come on, author [KISS]
The writing is witty and humorous, and the narrative is clear and concise. It is definitely a book that makes people feel happy after reading it. Come on, author!