Are There Any Novels That'll Make Me Die Laughing? 有没有把人笑死的小说？

1 我 I Just Want to Destroy the Sect, So How Did I Become a God Against All Odds? 我只想毁灭宗门，咋逆天成神了 Moonlit Night明月夜色Eastern Fantasy7.5M WordsOngoing Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 93.3kReads9.3Score6.8kShelves

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This is my favorite book on Tomato. It's super funny. It's nearly 4 million times full. It's my electronic pickle when I eat every day. This author never stops updating and never delays updating. It's really one of the rare ruthless and super funny books I've ever seen. It's very relaxing and beautiful to read. [Shy][Laughing]

2 这 Is This Thing the Villain? Not Sure, Let's See 这玩意儿是反派？不确定，再看看 Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the 37.2kReads8.3Score2.6kShelves

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I laughed so hard at this Green Tea Man! 🔥Even when he closes his eyes at night, he is there to tell the heroine, won't you be angry if you take care of my brother like this? Brother, you are a big villain, and you actually asked the heroine to protect him and help him fight the Dragon King~~

3 技 A Great Brawl of Technicians: A Tidal Wave of Skills Sweeps the Heavens 技师大混战，技能狂潮席卷诸天 Big Empty Head脑袋空空广Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Infinite Flow] + [Ridiculous Skills] + [Lighthearted Comedy] The Gods’ Game suddenly descends, forcing all living beings to take part in round after round of games. This game sweeping across the heavens is a grand feast laid out by the supreme rulers. The male lead, Wei Ji, awakens the core skill [Man Among Men, Lu Bu] and the divine skill [Fated to Be Alone]. He becomes a celibate Lu Bu, invincible and peerless beneath the heavens. (There are frequent scenes of betraying his sworn fathers.) We 3.5kReads8.1Score239Shelves

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In the middle of the night, I was so happy that I beat the bed and made a sound, but I woke up my girlfriend and gave me a good beating [cover face] [cover face]

4 为 To Have More Babies, Even the Gods Go Wild (The Mortal Realm)! 为了多生娃，神仙也疯狂（人间篇）！ Heavenly Path Bow天行弓8k WordsCompleted Even Immortals Go Wild to Have More Kids (The Mortal Realm Arc)! 141Reads—Score—Shelves

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Laugh as much as you want, and smile out all the eight smile muscles on your face!

8 山 A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城，百无禁忌 Misty Rain and Gentle Breeze烟雨轻风Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove 11.5kReads8.6Score1kShelves

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This book is really super powerful, super funny, super good at making things happen, and it's not less scary. I'm hooked after reading it and can't stop at all. If you don't believe me, give it a try. Open it and you won't regret it! That's confidence! [Cool][Adoration][Admiration][Admiration]

9 躺 Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲，系统急了 Open Wide for Candy张嘴吃糖Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea 56.6kReads9.4Score5.5kShelves

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Mei Jiji

10 满 The Lavish Daily Life of a Max-Level High Schooler 满级高中生的豪横日常 Gray Tracks灰色轨迹Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...? 25.8kReads9.2Score2.4kShelves

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The first one: It's unlikely to make people laugh to death, but it can make a heifer laugh to death [laughing and crying] The second one: It's similar to Dali, tangerine peel and so on.

12 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 63.7kReads8.7Score7.1kShelves

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Please don't read this, or you'll get a stomachache from laughing.

14 我 Me, a Straight Guy: Did the Campus Beauty Pretend to Fall from the Start? 我！直男，开局校花假装摔倒？ A Fleeting Life Like Sand浮生若沙Urban624k WordsCompleted [The top book on the 2021 summer vacation new-release chart] [Lighthearted, straight man, hilarious, live-streaming in the cultivation world, over 5 million readers and over 1 million saves] After being bound to the Steel Straight Man System, Su Han is randomly selected for a live-streaming variety show in the cultivation world. In this show, fairies from the Sacred Land of Yaochi come down to the mortal world and date talented men, including CEOs and elite soldiers. But... this is really just a 1.3kReads8.8Score144Shelves

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Brothers are absolutely hilarious. You can laugh at every book and your mother won't recognize you.

20 我 I've Become a Buddha, Do Not Disturb 我成佛了，勿扰 Zisang Fei子桑翡Ancient Romance102k WordsCompleted Jiang Wanyu died after a brick fell on her while she was working at a construction site. When she opened her eyes, she had transmigrated into the heroine of a torturous cultivation novel. From the start, she was thrown into hell mode, caught by the white-moonlight rival while confessing her love for the male lead's master. “...” Her master asked, “Do you know what you did wrong?” Her senior brothers, the male supporting characters, cried, “Junior Sister, hurry up and admit your mistake!” The whi 3kReads8.7Score329Shelves

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The beginning is hell mode [shy][shy], the scene where the female co-star Bai Yueguang reveals that she is in love with the male protagonist. [Sneaky laugh] [Sneaky laugh] The master asked her: "Do you know you are wrong?" Male supporting brothers: "Junior sister, please admit your mistake quickly! Bai Yueguang female supporting character: "Wanyu, admit it, it is unethical for a disciple to love his master, not to mention that he is a master for a lifetime and a father for a lifetime. How can you have such thoughts for the master who is like a father?" Jiang Wanyu glanced around, facing such a hellish start. She only wanted Abba, Abba, and finally said to the male protagonist, Master: "Dad?" It was hilarious, so funny, so funny, it made her stomach hurt from laughing.

21 万 The Immortal Emperor of Ten Thousand Aspects 万相仙帝 Late-Night Bookworm夜半翻书人Eastern Fantasy3.6M WordsOngoing [Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin 13.4kReads8.0Score1.2kShelves

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This book made me laugh so hard that I recommend not reading it while eating.

22 金 Cultivating Immortality in Golden Spatula: The Fairy's Path 金铲铲修仙传，仙子的修行 One Lighter a Day一天一个打火机Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Fang Nian, an avid player of Golden Spatula and a perennial Diamond-tier gatekeeper in Teamfight Tactics, died. Well, not quite. He transmigrated to a cultivation world overflowing with spiritual energy. When he opened his eyes again, Fang Nian discovered that he could see everyone's synergies! Some random guy Synergy: Deadweight (1/3). When activated, the entire cultivation team's spiritual energy absorption speed is reduced by 50%. Synergy: Glutton (2/4/6). When activated, the entire cultivati 4.3kReads8.3Score399Shelves

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It made me laugh as soon as I turned the first page

23 外 Is It Really So Strange for a Delivery Driver to Show Up at a Crime Scene? 外卖员出现在案发现场很合理吧？ Clear Summer Night夏夜晴朗Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [System + crime-solving mystery + one heroine] Food delivery driver Su He accidentally gets caught up in a murder case and binds to a God-Tier Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him a reward! With the System's help, his life starts taking some unexpected turns. “Hello, I need to report a murder. Mingjia Community, Building 1, Unit 2, Apartment 603. Someone's been killed... Yes, I'm safe right now... Two people are dead... The killer? Well, I locked him outside... I had nothing to do with 27kReads9.2Score2.7kShelves

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These two books are so funny. It's so funny that her mother opened the door for her. It's so funny, hahahahahahahahaha

25 道 Master of the Daoist Arts 道门高手 Gentle Breeze, Scattered Clouds風轻雲淡Mystery141k WordsOngoing A funny, easy-to-follow story about catching ghosts and vanquishing demons in a modern city. My dad’s surname is Li, and my mom’s surname is Bai, so my name is Li Bai. By day, I wear a white lab coat and look impossibly handsome! By night, I wear a black suit and look devastatingly handsome! Do you believe in ghosts? You don’t, because you’ve never seen one. I do. Not only have I seen them, I’ve caught them! Two male leads: a slightly dim-witted second male le 25Reads—Score—Shelves

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I don't know if this is possible [laughing]

26 从 Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 215.5kReads9.6Score25.9kShelves

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🌿Excerpt "The food is on the table, warm it up yourself." "You will wake up for the assessment tomorrow, don't stay up late tonight." A middle-aged man was wearing an old but neat suit, holding a rose in his mouth, and carefully arranging his hairstyle in front of the mirror. Although she is already middle-aged, with her good looks, she still exudes a unique mature charm, especially the somewhat bohemian smile at the corner of her mouth, which can easily make an elderly woman fall in love. Yu Sheng sat at the dinner table, looking a little lost in thought, and only responded perfunctorily. After making all preparations, the middle-aged man carefully took out a small bottle of perfume and sprayed it in the air, letting the fragrance spread evenly throughout his body. "If there's nothing else, I'm going on a date!" "I wish you good luck in your exam tomorrow!" After saying that, the middle-aged man hummed a little tune and left home. After the middle-aged man left, Yu Sheng took out his mobile phone and dialed a number. "Excuse me, is he a comrade from the police?" "I want to call the police." "An obscenity case may occur in Room 302 of the Sophie Hotel around eight o'clock tonight." "Yes, I confirm, I saw his room card." "Do I have a relationship with him?" Yu Sheng pondered for two seconds: "He is my father." "It doesn't matter. It is our duty to serve the people." "Okay, goodbye comrade police."

27 玩 Players, Behave Yourselves: My Senior Brother Isn’t a Game Bug 玩家请自重我师兄不是游戏BUG Huan Buyu欢不语Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo 11.6kReads8.7Score1.5kShelves

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The eldest brother is so evil that he even kills himself when he is right. It is a fantasy that goes against the grain and is very funny and not brainless.

28 全 After the Whole Sect’s Cannon Fodder Read My Mind, the Plot Went Completely Off the Rails 全宗门炮灰读我心后，剧情真崩啦 Cold Mountain Verse寒山词Ancient Romance2.0M WordsOngoing [Wacky cultivation + mind-reading in both directions + everyone dotes on her, no romance] “Setting the facts aside, this cultivation world is so absurd. Are you really saying you have nothing to do with it?” “?” “Guards, drag her out and execute her! Anyone who dares to point out my faults to my face deserves the harshest punishment!” * Bad news: I died. Good news: I transmigrated. Bad news: I landed in a nest of cannon-fodder villains. Good news: Everyone here has cheat powers, and I'm the stro 9.4kReads9.3Score733Shelves

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The heroine is cute and has a venomous mouth, she is very funny and has no plot or ambiguity. The heroine is a star with constant adventures. As a result, there were many saucy operations, which led to very funny rumors within the female lead's sect. For example, being shot by the heroine can lead to enlightenment when an arrow hits the butt, or it can make a man pregnant hahaha. And Long Aotian's "no move"... "Fairy Chu, what is your purpose in turning the world of cultivation into this? Do you want to dominate the world of cultivation? Do you have anything to say to your many idiot fans?" "I'll say it again! The abstraction of the world of cultivation has nothing to do with me!" Come and see it!!! Very beautiful! Who doesn't care about whose loss it is?

29 大 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！ The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical1.5M WordsCompleted [The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea 55.4kReads9.5Score5.6kShelves

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Take these books, if you don't laugh, I lose…1454845454545487587678767876

33 瞎 Blind Corn! Rotten Potatoes! Worthless Children, Get on Your Knees! 瞎苞米！烂土豆！极品儿女靠边跪 Lucky Cat招财猫儿Modern Romance3.4M WordsOngoing [Period] [The 1980s] [Light Ensemble Cast] [Reborn] [Feel-Good] [No Golden Finger] [Family Life] (Also known as: Reborn in the 1980s: The Old Lady Leaves Her Children Behind) Seventy-year-old Wu Zhiqiu is Reborn in the era when her children still depend on her hard work and sacrifice! In her previous life, she played favorites and ended up alone and miserable in her old age. This time, she refuses to repeat the past. The old lady decides to leave her children behind and enjoy the rest of her lif 208.8kReads9.2Score9.5kShelves

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These two books are both high-scoring masterpieces and super hilarious. The plots are particularly funny and the lines are so good that no one will say a word after reading them.

35 开 From the Start, I Owed Fifty Million, and Even Dogs Called Me a Kid Boss 开局负债五千万，狗都叫声小孩哥 Have a Big, Big, Big, Big Watermelon吃个大大大大西瓜Urban304k WordsCompleted [System] + [Meme-Filled] + [Hilarious and Lighthearted] + [Schoolyard Swagger] + [Livestream] + [Goofy Comedy] + [Sharp Tongue] + [From the Start] + [Urban] Yin Baifei has had nothing go his way, so he’s chosen the most disastrous start imaginable. Even his System is secondhand! Other people get all kinds of welcome gifts when they arrive. The moment Yin Baifei shows up, he’s already 50 million emotion points in debt to the System! Transmigrating into the body of an eight-year-old elementary sch 275Reads—Score—Shelves

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This will definitely make you laugh out loud, it's so pretty

36 全 The Whole Family Transmigrates: 18 Ways to Survive in Ancient Times 全家穿越：古代生存十八法 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance3.1M WordsCompleted The whole family transmigrates to ancient times after an accident. Whether that counts as good luck or bad luck is anyone’s guess. They’ve barely woken up when they find out the family has no money, no land, and a mountain of debt to repay. Not one of them has a golden finger, either. But the dog that came along with them is rather interesting. Could it be some kind of divine hound? This big family has to put food on the table, keep the household harmonious, and make progress in their studies. W 64.2kReads9.5Score7.3kShelves

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Laughing to the point of lack of oxygen and on the verge of death [laughing]

39 我 I’m a Ghost Officer, So Why Are You Asking Me to Marry the Campus Beauty? 我一个鬼差，你让我跟校花领证？ V Young Master of the Fan FamilyV范家大少Urban2.4M WordsCompleted [Just Started College, and I Married the Aloof Campus Belle] [I’m a ghost officer. You want me to marry the campus belle?] [College Student Ghost Officer] [Campus Belle Wife] [Marriage Before Love] [Ferryman] … Synopsis: On his first day of college, freshman Cao Ning is forced to marry Xia Shihan, his betrothed, whom he has never met. He thinks it’s just a minor incident, but when he returns to campus to register, he discovers that the beautiful upperclasswoman at the registration desk is the ve 38.9kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves

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I laughed like a pig in the middle of the night, and my mother told me to get out [crying][crying][crying]

41 时 Time Stop, Time Stop, Time Stop, Time Stop, Time Stop, Time Stop, Time Stop! 时停时停时停时停时停时停时停！ Six Gourds六个葫芦Urban2.5M WordsOngoing [Time Stop + Apocalypse + Superpowers + Arrogance + Forgetting Your Roots + Rejecting Inner Turmoil] Bai Ye transmigrated to the age of the Great Cataclysm, two hundred years in the future. This world was full of danger, its people were honest and simple, and mutated beasts ran rampant. But he wasn't worried. Because he could stop time for one minute every day. If he didn't use it today, he could save it up for tomorrow. When time across the world hit zero, he would be the only one who could mov 964.8kReads9.4Score81.4kShelves

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You will really laugh to death. These books will definitely make you laugh. Don't miss it.

44 仙 Immortal Venerable, Please Stop Teasing Me 仙尊，求你别逗了 Wandering Between Heaven and Earth魂游天地间Eastern Fantasy521k WordsOngoing (An insanely satisfying story, with romance, humor, and a playful tone.) By sheer chance, Tang Dou obtained the Laughing Spirit Immortal Pearl. Its artifact spirit, Xiaoxiao, was mischievous and loved playing pranks. It grew stronger by collecting feelings of joy. While exploring a secret realm, Tang Dou met the fox spirit Su Meier. With her and Xiaoxiao’s help, he passed the trial of the Heaven-Shaking Tower and inherited the legacy of the Wind and Thunder Sect, the overlord of the Eastern Regi 691Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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I'm rolling on the ground laughing [laughing][laughing] Click on it and there will be a surprise! Ha ha!

45 扫 Three Years Sweeping the Streets Earned Me a Thousand Years of Cultivation 扫街三年，获得千年修为 Tianqing Tan Junsheng天青叹君生Urban322k WordsOngoing [Invincible] + [Comedy] + [Urban] + [Cultivation] + [System] Zhang Ziliang, a young man who sweeps the streets, accidentally binds himself to a System. But the System’s very first task is to make him grovel at the feet of a woman weighing over 300 jin! How the hell is he supposed to put up with that? He can! And so, when the three-year deadline arrives, Zhang Ziliang gains cultivation and turns around to beat the hell out of his ex-girlfriend, who weighs over 300 jin! From then on, he walks the 12Reads—Score—Shelves

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Both books are so funny that I would laugh so hard that I would have diarrhea on the spot! [Laughing evilly][laughing evilly][laughing evilly]

47 您 Your Delivery Rider Is Battling the Gods 您的外卖骑手正在决战神明 Big Jujube Tree大枣树Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + urban superpowers + System + multiple heroines + lighthearted comedy] I just have a ridiculous bug-ridden System that can turn the negative effects of cultivation techniques into positive ones. Have you ever heard of a berserk state that boosts your recovery and keeps you calm? Have you ever heard of self-harming martial arts being completely reversed into strengthening techniques? When people ask Ye Xiaoshu why he's so insanely strong, he replies: “As an ordinary deliver 16.1kReads9.0Score1.5kShelves

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The scores of these three books are relatively high. The content of these three books is relatively high. The content is very exciting, but the update speed may not be ideal. It is usually two chapters a day, but the content is really exciting. Recommended star rating: 4 and a half stars

50 疯 Are You Crazy? The System Shared the Mission with the Nation 疯了吧！系统把任务共享给了国家 The Raging Potato发飙的土豆Urban214k WordsCompleted [Comedy + No Female Lead + Invincible + Wish-Fulfillment + Urban Superpowers + Slaying Gods] A mysterious rift appears at the center of the world. A thick fog spreads, gods descend, and strange beasts surge forth, leaving countless nations on the brink of collapse. Wang Zilü is an ordinary college student. After his girlfriend cheats on him right from the start, he awakens a god-tier quest System that can share its rewards with his country. The country's leaders, still uncertain, help him comple 1.9kReads6.7Score146Shelves

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The first one was okay. The second one is particularly funny. So does the third one. Everyone is very funny, laugh out loud. . . . . . . . . . . . . ?????? . . ? . . . ,?!!? ,,. . ~: #:, ~! #;#