It’s Been Ages Since I Laughed Myself to Death in the Middle of the Night. Please Recommend Books That’ll Make Me Laugh Myself to Death 🙏 我已经很久半夜没笑死过了，求半夜能笑死我的书🙏

1. 601 我 I’m a Sword-Tongued Troublemaker, You’re Sharp-Tongued, and We’re Both Shameless 我贩剑，你毒舌，我俩都缺大德 Ye Xiaoqi叶筱柒Modern Romance313k WordsCompleted [Entertainment industry + livestream variety show + going crazy + System + face-slapping satisfaction] Yan Mu, a fake heiress, suddenly discovers she’s only a stand-in for the real heiress. Once she’s no longer useful, she’s kicked to the curb and left with a tragic fate! She goes completely berserk! When faced with her disgusting “family,” Yan Mu rinses a toilet mop and flings it in their faces, disgusting them so badly they can’t eat for three days. When confronted by a disgusting thug, Yan 212Reads9.0Score10414d adds
2. 602 摆 Slacking Off, Fishing for Leisure, and Going Crazy: Ruling the 1970s 摆烂摸鱼，发癫抽疯，制霸七零 Mickey and Minnie米奇与米妮Modern Romance510k WordsCompleted Luo Jia transmigrated into the body of an idiot. What a ridiculous turn of events! From the start, her awful aunt pushed her off a cliff. The reason? This idiot had used her pretty looks to seduce her aunt’s beloved educated youth, ruining her dream of becoming a general’s wife. Good grief, what a huge mess to pin on me! The Luo family’s old matriarch had four sons and one daughter, and she was extremely biased toward her youngest daughter. To her daughters-in-law: “Hurry up and heat bathwater f 2.6kReads7.4Score19814d adds

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   🪷🌈 In this era, the female lead's mental state is far ahead of the curve. She's not easily bullied, always ready to argue with anyone and everything, and prone to outbursts of madness. She's a complete tough nut to crack, making her incredibly funny and entertaining.

3. 603 听 I Fell in Love with You Through Your Footsteps 听脚步声爱上你 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted I Fell in Love with You by the Sound of Your Footsteps 4Reads—Score—14d adds
4. 604 选 After I Accidentally Called My Mentor 'Baby' on the Talent Show, He Actually Responded 选秀误喊导师宝贝后，他竟然应了 Burning Fish into a Cat烧鱼成喵Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate Into a Book + Entertainment Industry + System + Sweet Romance + Strong Female Lead] Ye Xingyao, a little-known fourth-tier celebrity, unexpectedly transmigrates into the novel "Shining Superstar" and becomes a tragic, nameless passerby with the same name. The original Ye Xingyao tried to seduce a director, became the homewrecker everyone online condemned, and ultimately jumped from a rooftop, ending a life spent enduring abuse. With death as her starting point and a support System 564Reads9.2Score10014d adds

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   Although it was initially met with widespread criticism online, the part where the female lead participated in a variety show and the later competitions similar to joining the military made me laugh until my stomach hurt.

5. 605 戴 With the Golden Band, I Can’t Love You; Without It, I Can’t Save You 戴上金箍不能爱你，不戴金箍不能救你 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Male-Channel Fanfiction17k WordsCompleted With the golden circlet on, I can’t love you. Without it, I can’t save you. —Reads—Score—14d adds
6. 606 神 Divine Power Meatballs 神通丸子 Zuo Mo左莫Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [Sharp-tongued + scheming + ruthless + evil in the right way] Bai Xiaoyu, nicknamed the Zuan Pianist. To unlock the Thirty-Six Heavenly Transformations, he needs to absorb other people’s anger, so he takes to trolling people online. He spent ten years in the Zuan battlefield, once taking on a hundred people online at the same time without losing ground. An unbelievable record for Zuan: both his parents are still alive after ten years. Confronted by a female ghost who turned into one after dying 25.6kReads8.0Score3.8k14d adds

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   Just watch, not a single one of them said a word. I was listening to an audiobook to fall asleep, but it woke me up laughing! [Laughing and crying emojis]

7. 607 洗 398 for a Foot Massage. If She Tries to Dodge Me, I’ll Call the Manager 洗脚398，她敢躲我就叫经理 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊14k WordsCompleted Foot wash, 398. If she tries to dodge me, I’ll call the manager. 23Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 608 五 Five-Year-Old Village Chief Leads the Villagers to the Throne 五岁小村长，带着村民登基了 Little Wine Riddle小酒谜Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Feel-good power fantasy + transmigration + no romance + absurd comedy + System + empress + everyone’s favorite + rise to power in troubled times + infrastructure + farming] Shi Xiaojiu, a little zombie king from the apocalypse, opened her eyes to find she had become the heaven-sent young village chief of Taoyuan Village. She also had a System in her head, constantly supervising her and telling her how to become a qualified village chief. Xiaojiu diligently worked to complete tasks and earn rewa 20.7kReads9.2Score2.5k14d adds

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   It's a great read. The entire story revolves around children, and the female lead is incredibly strong. Aside from being a bit stingy and a little violent, she's practically perfect. The story is hilarious; you'll be trying not to laugh in the middle of the night. Highly recommended for those who want a fast-paced and funny read.

9. 609 攻 Winning Over the Young Lord of Miaojiang 攻略苗疆少主 Running Peach奔跑的桃子Ancient Romance507k WordsCompleted Chu He transmigrates into a book. [The villain will kill the male lead, cripple the female lead, and then commit suicide out of hatred for the world. This world is about to collapse, and your mission is to save it.] The lousy System vanishes after assigning the mission. Before Chu He can even figure out what to do, she is kidnapped to Miaojiang, where she becomes the perfect mother Gu for the medicine people to cultivate their Gu. Medicine people aren’t human and have no memories of their past. 142kReads9.5Score14.6k14d adds

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   Go see this quickly!

10. 610 女 Your Majesty, You Can't Escape 女王大人别想逃 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊17k WordsCompleted Your Majesty, Don't Even Think of Escaping 9Reads—Score—14d adds
11. 611 我 I’m Just Slacking Off, Who Accused Me of Usurping the Throne? 我一摸鱼的，谁污蔑我摄政？ Who Knows Where知向谁边Historical1.6M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy] + [alternate history] + [one heroine] + [nearly invincible] My name is Ling Chen, and I'm in ancient times. To obtain citizenship in the Great Zhou dynasty, I was forced to volunteer for the Vanguard Battalion and go chop people up on the battlefield. By a twist of fate, I rescued an old geezer from the enemy. It was the best investment I ever made. I thought I had latched onto a powerful patron. But... Why am I the MVP when the results screen comes up? That's when I final 30.7kReads8.5Score2.3k14d adds

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    Come, Your Majesty, please review and approve.

12. 612 我 The Crown Prince of My House Is a Shiba Inu 我家太子是柴犬 Great Sage Duo Duo大圣铎铎Ancient Romance175k WordsCompleted Su Xiaotang transmigrates into the body of a laundry maid in the Imperial Laundry Bureau. The first thing she realizes when she wakes up: there goes her perfect attendance bonus. The second: the Crown Prince is lying on the ground, pressing his head into her palm. The Crown Prince tilts his head. “Mama!” Su Xiaotang: “...Zhaocai?!” Her dog has become the Crown Prince. Even more absurdly, her two tortoises have transmigrated too. One has become a eunuch who moves at an infuriatingly slow pace, wh 9Reads—Score—14d adds

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    [The Transmigration Trilogy of Mischief] First Release Online!! Transmigrating without causing trouble, or just lying around as cannon fodder? [Thumbs Up] Part 1: *My Prince is a Shiba Inu* Palace maid Su Xiaotang lost her perfect attendance award because the prince was on the ground, headbutting her palm and calling her "Mommy." —Her dog became the prince. Two turtles followed: one an infuriatingly slow eunuch, the other a guard who only knew how to say "Bite who?" She taught the dog to be a prince, managed the turtles as eunuchs, and incidentally dealt with those who wanted to harm them, one by one. [Thumbs Up] Part 2: *Transmigrated as Shangguan Wan'er, I Became a Corporate Slave for Wu Zetian* The Empress: "I'll appoint you as a talented woman, in charge of imperial edicts. Only work, no sleeping with the emperor." This client is always in court, changes requirements at any time, and is quick to "drag her out and behead her." Shangguan Wan'er: Roll up. And incidentally, she'll turn Cui Shi from a business partner into one of her own. —Building a career is a lie, surviving until payday is the real goal. [Thumbs up] Part 3, *Daji's Diary*: A woman who dies from overwork transmigrates into the body of Su Daji, only to be scooped up by a tyrant who declares, "You are my woman." Later, she discovers that the Investiture of the Gods is all about the gods' KPIs: Jiang Ziya makes empty promises, Shen Gongbao takes the civil service exam, and Bi Gan argues endlessly. Daji: I didn't do anything; they just had to put on an act. —This diary is the only true version of the Investiture of the Gods. --- [Kiss] [Highlights of the Trilogy] ✅ Transmigrated heroine × Outrageous beginning | Anti-cliché × Sweet romance ✅ She's in charge of causing trouble, he's in charge of cleaning up ✅ Laugh from beginning to end, no angst or melodrama [Already hooked] Triple the fun, triple the addictiveness. [Cool] This summer, let's transmigrate and cause trouble together! [Already hooked] #TransmigrationTribute #TomatoNovel #SweetRomance #Transmigration #Trouble

13. 613 全EN The Whole Family Brings Stools to Watch the Drama as the Real Heiress Spills the Tea 全家带凳子吃瓜，真千金爆料啦 The Long Wind Brings No Romance长风不入情Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Originally titled My Whole Family Brought Stools to Watch the Drama, and the Real Heiress Spilled the Tea [Showbiz + Real and Fake Heiresses + Gossip System + No-Brainer Fun + Lighthearted Comedy + One-on-One Romance] After transmigrating into someone else’s body, Tang Shiba discovered that her whole family was destined to be cannon fodder. Her eldest brother loved the female lead, but his feelings were never returned. He’d drink himself into oblivion every day and die in a garbage-strewn alley, 22kReads9.1Score2.7k14d adds

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    This guy laughed so hard his face cramped up and his face was frozen from laughing.

14. 614 我 I Was Just Enjoying the Gossip, Then I Picked Up a Transmigrator's System 我就吃个瓜，捡走穿越者系统 Half a Step Through the Years半步年华Urban2.8M WordsOngoing [Dual Transmigration]+ [Comeback of an old-timer]+ [The sly Sixth]+ [Picking up a transmigrator’s System]+ [Milking the System for all it’s worth before the dumb System catches on] Lin Luo witnessed an old man who’d transmigrated from ancient times being taken away as a lunatic outside the school gates. To his surprise, the transmigrator’s System accidentally mistook him for its Host and bound itself to him. Host: Lin Luo. You are middle-aged and your body is worn out. Heaven has granted you the 50kReads8.9Score4.1k14d adds

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    [Making a face][Cool][Admiring] This is a top-rated gem on Tomato TV, high-energy from start to finish with no dull moments. I stay up all night watching it every day because it's so funny! I laugh so hard I roll around in bed, I can't stop laughing. You'll really miss out if you don't watch it.

15. 615 快 The Buddhist Slacker Scumbag Returns to the Mission World Through Quick Transmigration 快穿之佛系渣女重回任务世界 Ran Ran An然然安Ancient Romance512k WordsCompleted [An overpowered golden finger + hoarding obsession + incredible luck + no fixed genre + nothing but eating, drinking, having fun, and watching the drama unfold~] After finishing her quick transmigration tour, during which she’d died in all sorts of ways, Song Wanning had her savings in hand and planned to change her life, stop being a workhorse, and start living like a person. But then the shameless System told her she’d done her missions wrong and had to do them all over again. Song Wanning: “. 6.9kReads8.6Score43114d adds

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    This is a hilarious and refreshing read. The dialogue between the female protagonist and the system is very funny, with every sentence full of witty remarks. It's a good choice if you're looking for something to read. The female protagonist, after experiencing many trials and tribulations, returns to the mission world as a complete novice, where she falls in love, lives a good life, and gets through her life.

16. 616 穿 I Transmigrated as Shangguan Wan'er and Became Wu Zetian's Corporate Drone 穿成上官婉儿，我给武则天当社畜 Great Sage Duo Duo大圣铎铎Ancient Romance163k WordsCompleted Transmigrating as Shangguan Wan'er, I was summoned by Wu Zetian from the start: “You're appointed Talented Lady and put in charge of drafting imperial edicts.” Me: “A Talented Lady? Isn't that the emperor's concubine?” The empress gave me a cold glance. “Dream on. You work, but you don't share my bed.” ...Fine. Being a secretary was better than being a concubine. But can someone tell me... Why is this client the hardest-to-please empress in all of China? Court at five every morning, summaries du 12Reads—Score—14d adds
17. 617 世 The World Became a Game, but Forgot to Generate the Players 世界游戏化，却忘了生成玩家 Red Bean Tea红豆茶Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsOngoing The physical edition of Volume One will soon be available for preorder. Follow @0RedBeanTea0 for details. Everyone says that the Dao is waning, demons are growing stronger, and the Heavenly Tribulation is imminent, but Zhou Yuan disagrees. Undying, indestructible demons? Those are just monsters respawning in a game. Paradise realms and wondrous secret realms? Those are just game dungeons. Humankind sealing and suppressing demons? That just means not exiting the dungeon, preventing its monsters f 207.7kReads9.3Score18.7k14d adds
18. 618 大 After the Poor Suckers Heard My Thoughts, They All Awakened 大冤种们听我心声后，全员觉醒了 Little Klee一只小可莉Modern Romance661k WordsCompleted [No romance + Transmigrate into a book + Inner thoughts + System + Absurd comedy + Bystander gossip] [All the protagonists are from the same world] Good news: Lin Huixing transmigrated, and even came with a System. Bad news: Lin Huixing transmigrated into the hourly maid in all sorts of protagonists' homes. Every story has these marginal characters. They may seem insignificant, but they always stand right beside the protagonists, on the front lines of the gossip. The domineering CEO argues with 40kReads9.4Score6k14d adds

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    This is hilarious!

19. 619 妲 Daji's Diary 妲己的日记 Great Sage Duo Duo大圣铎铎Female-Channel Fanfiction330k WordsCompleted I’m Su Daji, history’s greatest femme fatale. After dying from overwork, I transmigrated into this world, right in front of the tyrant who’s been reviled for three thousand years. Then he scooped me into his arms. “You’re my woman. If I want to hold you, I will.” Well, maybe this tyrant isn’t so tyrannical after all? Later, I discovered that the empire, the great mission of deification, and everything else were all just the gods’ KPIs. Jiang Ziya was a master of making promises in PowerPoint. Sh 20Reads—Score—14d adds
20. 620 这 What a Clever Adultery Bust 这奸，捉得妙 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊21k WordsCompleted What a perfect time to catch them in the act 338Reads—Score2414d adds

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    Lin Musheng never imagined in her life that at 1:30 in the morning, she would be standing in the corridor of the fifth floor of the teachers' dormitory, wearing a Pikachu-print nightgown, being yelled at by a man through a megaphone as a "lovers-adulterous couple." Even more outrageous, the man was her ex-husband. And most outrageous of all, her so-called "adulterer"—was standing half a step behind her, one hand on the doorframe, the other slowly and deliberately adjusting his shirt collar, his face showing not a trace of panic, but rather a calm "I'll see what tricks you have up your sleeve."

21. 621 帝 The Emperor and Empress Fight Every Day to See Who Dies First 帝后每天互殴，看谁先死 Qian Ran Jun Xiao千苒君笑Ancient Romance2.3M WordsOngoing Feng Xing is the daughter of Chu Xi’s Grand Marshal, who commands an army of four hundred thousand. Shen Feng has been emperor for just two years. Shen Feng is utterly depraved, ruthless, and cruel. To secure his throne, he decides to marry Feng Xing and make her empress. First, he will fake her death to lure her father to the capital for the funeral. Then he will wipe out her entire family and take control of the Chu Xi army. Feng Xing is a fierce, accomplished warrior who takes whatever she wa 34.9kReads9.2Score2.5k14d adds

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    The author is incredibly talented! The Empress story is so hilarious; it's so hard to hold back laughter while listening at work. Highly recommended!!!

22. 622 七 The 1970s: My Wife Is So Beautiful, Factory Director Xie Dotes on Her and Cares for the Family 七零：老婆太美，谢厂长宠妻顾家 Volcano-Roasted Chestnuts火山烤栗子Modern Romance746k WordsCompleted [1970s setting + storage space + laid-back life + married first, love later] By chance, Jiang Yunshu acquired a storage space and won a 500,000-yuan lottery. She was stunned. After collecting her winnings and stocking up, she stayed up all night and transmigrated into a novel set in the 1970s. She transmigrated into the role of a spoiled, outrageous supporting character, with four older brothers and loving parents. A spoiled rich girl? Great! She much preferred the original character’s pampered, 24kReads8.7Score2.2k14d adds

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    "Smack!" Her hand felt like it had hit a piece of pork. She suddenly opened her eyes and saw a middle-aged man, naked, his eyes glazed, seemingly unconscious, instinctively pressing against her... And she, she was naked, only one leg of a pair of tattered jeans somehow draped over her shoulder, covering her chest... The sound continued. Looking around, the roughly fifty-square-meter room seemed like a scene from a Roman film, shocking her eyes and stimulating her senses. Li Xingjian's eyes narrowed dangerously. She seemed to know where she was, but how could this be?

23. 623 和 After Sharing Senses with My Husband from an Arranged Marriage, I Became a Hit on a Dating Show 和联姻老公通感后，在恋综爆火 Sour Jujube and Poria Tea酸枣茯苓茶Modern Romance517k WordsCompleted [Golden finger + face-slapping + showbiz + variety show + livestream + everyone falls for her] Chi Sui, a young woman with ALS, enters the world of a novel as a universally disliked supporting female character. Because she likes the male lead, she drags her husband, whom she married for an arranged alliance, onto a dating reality show and gets flamed across the internet. She was ready to give up, but unexpectedly binds herself to a shared-sensation System. From then on, her husband will bear all 4.5kReads8.3Score72314d adds

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    What a beautiful misunderstanding! [Facepalm] I'm laughing so hard! Hahaha, I finally finished watching it all night! [Smirk] The synesthesia was such a coincidence, the fans are going crazy! Male lead: No, it wasn't me, it was all that damn synesthesia's doing! Fans: Ahhh, I knew it! That henpecked husband is jealous again, he's secretly causing trouble again! It's so sweet!

24. 624 那 That Night, She Made Me Remember Her for a Lifetime 那一夜，她让我记一辈子 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted That night, she made me remember her for the rest of my life 630Reads—Score3314d adds
25. 625 祸 Disaster Delivered: The Hilarious Villainess Is on Her Way 祸到付款：沙雕女配派送中 Jiang Yuqiao江遇乔Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Trouble, Cash on Delivery: The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is on Her Way [Dual transmigration into a book + System + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Humor + Variety Shows + Livestreaming + Redemption + 1v1 Romance + Happy Ending] [A lie-flat, slack-off, unhinged celebrity × a sharp-tongued, hopelessly lovesick CEO] - Qiao Yan wakes up one morning to discover that she has transmigrated into a book again, becoming a washed-up minor supporting actress who’s so unpopular she’s prac 9.1kReads9.3Score1.2k14d adds

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    ① It will definitely make you laugh. There's no wife in the wife cake, but there really is cow dung in the cow dung cake, and people actually eat it! ②④ A romance variety show, super funny. The male lead is sarcastic. ② The male lead came for the female lead and is a straightforward love-struck fool. ③ The male and female leads are very compatible, and they often stage self-harming threats against each other, even dragging the system into it. Poor system, it hasn't experienced any hardship yet.

26. 626 警 The Police Beg Me to Stop Playing the Hero. How Can I Believe That? 警察求我别见义勇为，这我能信？ Drunken Dinner with the Crew同伙饭醉Urban313k WordsCompleted [Hilarious absurdity] [Livestream] [No heroine] [Epic misunderstandings] Gu Xian gets bound to the [Reverse Merit System]. Doing good deeds earns him rewards. But his heavily coded dialect and incredible obliviousness send all his good deeds wildly off course. He finds a lost child and calls the police: “I’ve kidnapped a kid. Get here quick!” He rescues someone from drowning: “I fished a person out of the river. Come collect the body!” From then on, Gu Xian becomes the police station’s number-on 49Reads—Score—14d adds

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    🍅🍘🍙The male lead's Sichuan-Chongqing accent is absolutely hilarious! His Mandarin isn't standard, and when he finds a child, does a good deed, and calls the police to find the child's family, his pronunciation is so bad that he ends up calling the entire police station. When he goes into the river to rescue someone, he manages to completely confuse them with his pronunciation. 🍅🍙🍆

27. 627 重 Back in the Entertainment Industry, I Joined Forces with Four Actresses to Set Things Right 重回娱乐圈，我带四位女明星整顿行业 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊22k WordsCompleted Back in Showbiz, I Joined Four Actresses to Clean Up the Industry 111Reads—Score—14d adds

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    [Entertainment industry, comeback, satisfying read, tycoon's return] Five years ago, he was the number one genius in the crosstalk world, and his four junior female disciples were top celebrities in the entertainment industry. Overnight, his leg was broken, and he disappeared without a trace. Five years later, the old men selling secondhand goods at Tian Guang Market all knew that the young man selling secondhand goods could play the clapperboard better than those on TV. Until four top female celebrities came to his door late at night, crying and kneeling before him: "Master, someone wants to ruin us."

28. 628 禁 Forbidden Surrender: Monday Through Thursday, I Belong to Him 禁忌沉沦：周一到周四，我是他的 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted Forbidden Descent: Monday to Thursday, I Belong to Him 307Reads—Score1614d adds
29. 629 啥 What? My Orphanage Has Taken the Whole Country by Storm? 啥？我开的孤儿院火遍全国了？ Cloud, the Great Demon King云一大魔王Modern Romance530k WordsCompleted [Comic adaptation now available] [System] [Farming] [Cooking] [Raising kids] [No CP] [Occasional livestreams] [Slice of life] [Real and fake heiresses, no catfights] Lu Qingqiang inherits a dilapidated orphanage, along with more than a dozen miserable kids whose stomachs are growling with hunger. "Ding! Congratulations, Host. You are now bound to the Strongest Orphanage System!" "Help the children change their fates and raise them safely to adulthood to earn generous rewards!" At first, Lu Qingq 5.6kReads9.1Score67014d adds

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    "Adorable Kids on the Move" officially premieres—"Auntie, the food's warming up in the pot, remember to get up and eat!" "Okay... Have you eaten?" 🍉🍉 "I'm planning to grab something at kindergarten." 🎋🎋 "Why are you doing homework so late? Come play games with Auntie." Expert: "..." Production Team: "..." Netizens exclaimed: Good heavens! The rebellious post-00s kids have grown up, slacking off while taking care of their grandchildren, it's simply outrageous!

30. 630 让 You Were Supposed to Win Over the Yandere, Not Go Crazy Alongside Him 让你攻略病娇，不是让你跟他发癫 Zisang Fei子桑翡Ancient Romance477k WordsCompleted Ning Xi transmigrated into a cultivation novel aimed at male readers, where she became the cannon-fodder wife of the great villain, Xie Congwei. When Xie Congwei was born, strange signs appeared in the heavens. Rainbow clouds circled the Eastern Wilderness for an entire month before disappearing. The Xie family believed he was destined for greatness, a man no ordinary pool could contain. But who could have guessed that just a few short years later, the once highly anticipated Xie Congwei would 9.3kReads9.1Score1.3k14d adds
31. 631 穿 I Transmigrated into a Book Set in the 1990s, Married a Bully, and Found a Beautiful Life 穿书九零，嫁恶霸享美好人生 Little Red Flower in the Waves浪里小红花Modern Romance508k WordsCompleted [Period + Transmigrate into a Book + Marriage First, Love Later + Sweet Romance + Stingy Bully vs. Lazy Darling] Shi Ting and her domineering boss, Yun Fan, transmigrate into a book as siblings. The hapless pair come up with all sorts of schemes to slack off and avoid working. When their interests align, they work together. When they don't, they argue until they're red in the face. Neither wants to work in the fields, and the one who hates school most of all pretends to be stupid and even fights 348Reads6.4Score10214d adds

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    Don't let the low rating fool you, the content is fantastic, especially the second book, a female-centric novel with a strong career focus throughout—it's incredibly captivating! The second book features Sang Wuyou, a princess of the Sang Kingdom, commanding an army of 200,000, yet she always felt the capital was her nemesis. At one year old, she left the capital crying, her face covered in scratches. At five, her maternal grandfather knelt and begged the Empress Dowager to take her out of the city while she was unconscious. At thirteen, she was severely injured, coughing up blood as she trudged out of the capital's gates. At eighteen, she finally sat in the highest position, demolished the main hall's gate, and changed the feng shui that had been bringing her misfortune. The officials of the capital laughed heartily, hearing that the little tyrant, who at only one year old punched the Emperor, kicked the Imperial Father-in-law, and made the First Prince cry, had been scratched by a cat and was now crying as he went to his fiefdom. Thank goodness, the little bandit who, at five, couldn't even read, yet dared to lead a group to beat up the Imperial Uncle and had people call her "father," was driven away in anger.

32. 632 影 The Movie Emperor Doesn’t Stick to the Script 影帝他不按剧本来 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance30k WordsCompleted The Movie Emperor Doesn’t Stick to the Script 18Reads—Score—14d adds
33. 633 她 She's My Underling and My Wife 她是我小弟，也是我老婆 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊27k WordsCompleted She's My Little Brother, and Also My Wife 977Reads—Score—14d adds
34. 634 我 I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押，玄学大佬马甲被扒 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t 14.6kReads9.5Score1.7k14d adds

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    It's so, so good! I couldn't stop laughing, my face was sore from laughing so much, nobody understands!

35. 635 这 The Throne Belongs to This Princess 这皇位是本公主的 Qiao Qiao Qiao樵樵樵Ancient Romance338k WordsCompleted Sang Wuyou is a princess of the Sang Kingdom and commands an army of two hundred thousand, yet she has always believed the capital brings her bad luck. At one, she left the capital in tears, her face covered in scratches. At five, her maternal grandfather had to kneel and beg the Empress Dowager before he could take her, unconscious, out of the city. At thirteen, she was grievously wounded and had to be carried through the capital's gates, coughing up blood. At eighteen, she finally sat in the h 1.3kReads6.2Score10114d adds
36. 636 捉 After Catching Them Cheating, I Became the Top Trending Topic 捉奸后，我成了热搜第一 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊44k WordsCompleted After Catching My Partner Cheating, I Became the Top Trending Topic 11Reads—Score—14d adds
37. 637 爸 Dad, I’m Not Going 爸爸，我不去 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted Dad, I Don't Want to Go 315Reads—Score1114d adds
38. 638 当 When a Goofball Becomes the Heroine of an Angsty Romance 当沙雕穿成虐文女主 On the Strings of the Clear Moon清月弦上Modern Romance610k WordsCompleted Lu Zhiyao woke up as the real daughter in a novel, only to find that her parents doted on the fake daughter, Lu Qianqian. Worse still, she discovered she was the heroine of a tragic romance! The male lead would treat her with utter contempt, yet she’d still act like a lovesick puppy? Her biological parents and fake sister would torment her, yet she’d still forgive them? Lu Zhiyao declared, “Anyone who follows the original plot is a dog!” Every day, Lu Zhiyao got three chances to change the plot 1.2kReads9.1Score15214d adds
39. 639 嫁 Marry into a Farming Family, Have Eight Kids in Four Years, and the Kids' Dad Wants Out 嫁农家，四年抱八，娃爹不过了 Miss Little Screw螺丝小小姐Ancient Romance563k WordsCompleted [System] [Raising kids] [Building wealth] [The kids’ father has a secret identity] Su Nian, a college student from a no-name university, died suddenly from sheer rage after failing to get any free perks. Overnight, she transmigrated and became the wife of the most handsome young man for miles around. After three years of marriage without a child, she was looked down on by the local gossips. In Xiangxi Prefecture, sons were prized, and the court even gave out rewards for having them. As Su Nian w 1.8kReads7.5Score17314d adds
40. 640 狗 You Bastard, You Win This Time 狗男人，算你厉害 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted You Bastard, You Win This Time 2.8kReads—Score—14d adds
41. 641 顶 A Top Hunter's Guide to Turning the Tables 顶级猎手反杀指南 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance23k WordsCompleted A Top Hunter’s Guide to Turning the Tables 34Reads—Score—14d adds
42. 642 综 Variety Shows Are Full of Fools, So I Become the Big Shot with My Silly Antics 综艺水浅王八多，我靠沙雕做大哥 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + secret marriage to a tycoon + outrageous nonsense + everyone’s favorite] Qin Wanyin is a professional human shield, the sort who takes the hit for others. After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the role of a tycoon’s universally despised fiancée. The tycoon and his sweet, innocent sweetheart are all lovey-dovey on a dating show, while netizens slam Qin Wanyin as the other woman. Qin Wanyin: “I’m over it. Let’s call off the engagement.” The sweetheart pouts 13.8kReads9.5Score2.4k14d adds
43. 643 你 Go Ahead and Be Crazy, but Leave the Kids in the Compound Alone 你疯就算了，大院的崽你也不放过 Charcoal-Grilled Crumbs碳烤渣渣Modern Romance828k WordsCompleted [Military marriage + born into the past + parallel 1970s + doted on by the whole family + spatial dimension + strong male and female leads] Lin Sa was born into the 1970s and became the eldest daughter of the Lin family. Most families favor boys over girls, but the Lin family favors girls over boys. Out of four children, the Lin family had only one daughter, and the whole family cherished her with their lives. Other people’s daughters are little cotton jackets, but theirs is a drafty leather jac 76.9kReads8.5Score8.1k14d adds

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    🍒🍒This is so good! I can't keep up with the female lead's thought process at all. Her daily life with her friends is both funny and heartwarming. It's really, really hilarious! [Facepalm][laughing] If you're feeling down, come and read this! This is definitely the funniest book I've ever read. The more you read, the more you want to laugh.

44. 644 噢 Oh? So I’m a Beast-Taming Prodigy 噢？原来我是御兽天才 Xiu Weiling修慰灵Ancient Romance436k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + fluffy animals + cultivation world + no romance + sect + everyday life] When Yun Qi woke up, she found herself in the middle of a primeval forest. And the creatures here could all use “magic”! Yun Qi: I must've woken up too fast. My eyes are playing tricks on me. All right, she hadn't imagined it. Something slimy was currently “attacking” her head! Yun Qi turned around stiffly. Good heavens, what a huge wolf! And there was a whole pack of them!!! Just when Yun Qi thought she was 4.3kReads8.9Score49214d adds
45. 645 五 Five Years with a Contraceptive Ring, and He Knelt in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 五年避子环，和离当天他跪穿祠堂 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance15k WordsCompleted Five Years Wearing a Contraceptive Ring, He Knelt Until His Knees Bled in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 2.5kReads—Score—14d adds
46. 646 她 She Is a Man 她是男人 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted She Is a Man 33Reads—Score214d adds
47. 647 玄EN Fantasy: Starting Blind, I Cultivate with an Erhu 玄幻：开局瞎子，从拉二胡开始 Howling Gale哀嚎的狂风Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted (The short drama is now streaming: Fantasy: Beginning with Two Springs Reflect the Moon) [Spending Life + Grinding and Lying Low] "Once a song breaks the heart, where in all the world can one find a kindred soul?" From the start, he transmigrated as a blind man and became a street musician. [Two Springs Reflect the Moon: LV2 (1/10000) Effect: Unblocks qi and blood, opens the meridians, dispels dampness, and warms the body] He is a blind street musician who wipes out an entire gang for 141.6kReads9.6Score14.7k14d adds

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    Try it and it's really not bad 🤤 Transmigrated to another world, becoming blind, I can comprehend martial arts moves with my "Erquan Yingyue" (a martial arts technique) skill. Alone with an ox and a sword, I fear nothing in the world. I rescued a princess and destroyed a gang, doing whatever I wanted. Accidentally eating expired bread, I unexpectedly entered a game and awakened a poison skill that ignores defense, beginning my journey of killing monsters above my level and leveling up with unparalleled power.

48. 648 娱 The Entertainment Industry’s Guide to Hunting for Love 娱乐圈猎爱法则 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊31k WordsCompleted The Rules of Love Hunting in the Entertainment Industry 10Reads—Score—14d adds
49. 649 除 On New Year’s Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 除夕夜，岳母三次推门后，老婆说我们是假结婚 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted On New Year's Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 652Reads—Score2014d adds
50. 650 网EN Online Gaming: The Peerless Poison Lord 网游之绝世毒尊 Starry Dream and Fated Romance星梦辰缘Sports1.5M WordsCompleted A cross-generational game called Oracle was born, and quietly began changing the world. When a game's abilities can be brought into reality, should you be excited or afraid? Wu Shaochen, an utterly ordinary office worker, gets food poisoning after eating expired food. But after logging into the game, his misfortune turns to fortune when he gains the special talent Source of Venom, setting him on the path to the top. [New novel: Doomsday: I'm Really Not a Bandit] 177.5kReads9.2Score17.4k14d adds

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