The Emperor and Empress Fight Every Day to See Who Dies First

Name: The Emperor and Empress Fight Every Day to See Who Dies First
Author: Qian Ran Jun Xiao

帝后每天互殴，看谁先死

by Qian Ran Jun Xiao (千苒君笑)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 2.3M Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Palace & Household Intrigue
Updated: 18h ago
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Synopsis

Feng Xing is the daughter of Chu Xi’s Grand Marshal, who commands an army of four hundred thousand. Shen Feng has been emperor for just two years.

Shen Feng is utterly depraved, ruthless, and cruel. To secure his throne, he decides to marry Feng Xing and make her empress. First, he will fake her death to lure her father to the capital for the funeral. Then he will wipe out her entire family and take control of the Chu Xi army.

Feng Xing is a fierce, accomplished warrior who takes whatever she wants. When the imperial marriage edict arrives, her family discusses how to stage a rebellion. In the end, she decides to go to the capital and become empress. First, she’ll give birth to a son. Once she has an heir, the emperor won’t matter. If he won’t behave, she’ll kill the father and keep the child.

On Feng Xing’s way to the capital, Shen Feng disguises himself as a masked assassin and tries to kill his future empress. Instead, she nearly kills him.

Shen Feng swears furiously, “That bastard is worse than an animal.”

His subordinate tries to comfort him. “He may be formidable, but he took a palm strike from Your Majesty too. He didn’t get off lightly.”

Shen Feng says darkly, “He punched me twice, and I hit him only once. You think that’s the same?”

Eunuch: “If the entire imperial harem sides with Noble Consort Jia, they may well say the empress is empress in name only.”

Feng Xing: “If Noble Consort Jia is so powerful and favored, why doesn’t His Majesty make her empress?”

Eunuch: “...” Fair point.

Feng Xing comforts him. “So don’t panic. Until I become Empress Dowager, I’m still the empress.”

The eunuch’s mouth twitches. “Your Majesty, be careful. The walls have ears! If His Majesty hears you say that, there’ll be trouble.”

Feng Xing: “Don’t worry. My guards are all around us, so there are no ears on the other side of the wall. If His Majesty hears about it, you must be the one who told him.”

Eunuch: “...”

When the emperor and empress are together, it’s a contest to see whose schemes outmatch the other’s.

Other names

The Emperor and Empress Fight Every Day to See Who Goes Down First帝后每天互殴，看谁先完蛋Alternate title on Fanqie

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34.9kReads · 30 days

2.4MReads · all time

2.5kShelf adds, last 14 days

9.2Score

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I like the character of the heroine so much. She has a heroic appearance, never gets angry, and is strong in force. I hope the heroine will always have such a character. She will never wrong herself. She will always be free and live as she pleases. She will not be controlled by others. It is also good not to be a queen. I just hope that the heroine will be happy and comfortable.
461 likes1y ago
The female lead is skilled in both martial arts and strategy, and is evenly matched with the emperor. I think the author has broadened the scope and doesn't have to be confined to romance; the two have different stances. Given the emperor's current actions, there's really no need to force them to be together!
172 likes1y ago
Excellent! It seems the emperor is always self-righteous and has no morals whatsoever, but the empress is fierce and always manages to fight back. It's hilarious, a battle of wits and courage. I feel the emperor is a bit like Trump, always trying to kill others but always ending up making a fool of himself.
167 likes1y ago
The heroine is full of personality, has a righteous heart, is superb in martial arts, is resourceful and decisive! It is more suitable to be an empress than to be a queen, but I think the heroine should be free. People in high positions will always have some restrictions. I hope that the heroine can fly freely and freely in the world like an eagle.
162 likes1y ago
The female lead is great, but the emperor isn't so great. If you absolutely have to pair them up, I hope you change the male lead. 💕💕💕
127 likes1y ago
I declare that the male and female leads of this book are the most deserving people in the world for each other!!! If you disagree, come and argue with me after reading the latest chapter on September 2nd! Their romance is absolutely fantastic. The female lead has impeccable values, excellent character, and is incredibly charismatic!! I love the female lead!
109 likes1y ago
Five stars for our female lead, she's absolutely amazing! I love her personality so much. Such a wonderful female lead, the emperor is completely unworthy of her now 🤦 Please, no more inexplicable falling in love later on, let her continue living such a free, open-minded, and happy life, even as an empress with a harem is fine 🥺 The male lead, the emperor, is really just so-so 🤦 I'll keep…
99 likes1y ago
I laughed so hard I almost pounded the bed! It's the daily life of an unlucky emperor and his unlucky subordinates. Although there's undercurrents of intrigue and scheming, the author manages to write a story of power struggles and life-or-death battles in such a lighthearted and humorous way—the writing is superb!
84 likes1y ago
The female lead is currently very well-developed. She has a cheerful personality, is highly skilled in martial arts, and is free-spirited. She's usually nonchalant, and sometimes it seems like she's just lucky, but so far she seems to know everything.
74 likes1y ago
Waaaaah, it's so good!!! The female lead's personality is so perfect, this eagle-like woman is so satisfying! I hope she doesn't end up with the male lead 💕💕💕💕😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 I hope the female lead gets her freedom in the end.
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