I’m a Sword-Tongued Troublemaker, You’re Sharp-Tongued, and We’re Both Shameless

Name: I’m a Sword-Tongued Troublemaker, You’re Sharp-Tongued, and We’re Both Shameless
Author: Ye Xiaoqi

我贩剑，你毒舌，我俩都缺大德

by Ye Xiaoqi (叶筱柒)

Status: Completed
Length: 313k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Entertainment industry + livestream variety show + going crazy + System + face-slapping satisfaction]

Yan Mu, a fake heiress, suddenly discovers she’s only a stand-in for the real heiress. Once she’s no longer useful, she’s kicked to the curb and left with a tragic fate!

She goes completely berserk!

When faced with her disgusting “family,” Yan Mu rinses a toilet mop and flings it in their faces, disgusting them so badly they can’t eat for three days.

When confronted by a disgusting thug, Yan Mu puts on a performance of being twisted, warped, and crawling around in the dark. The pervert is so terrified he runs for his life.

Yan Mu goes crazy and takes down every single person who picks a fight with her!

On a variety show,

A guest smears Yan Mu’s reputation and accuses her of cheating.

Yan Mu: “You’re like a lemon that fell into a chamber pot: yellow, rank, and sour.”

A popular young actor makes a snide remark. “You’re in such a hurry to stick up for someone. What are you, a living Bodhisattva?”

Yan Mu: “Then hurry up and offer me some incense. I’ll make sure your mom has three babies in two years!”

In an interview, she’s asked if she has any unfulfilled wishes.

Yan Mu rubs her chin and says, “In my next life, I want to be an octopus. Then I can slap anyone I can’t stand eight times in one go.”

When she goes crazy, she doesn’t even spare herself. If she can’t sleep at night, she punches herself and sleeps till morning.

Yan Mu’s antics are impossible to handle, but somehow CEO Meng Shiyan falls for her.

Meng Shiyan falls in love with Yan Mu at first sight, loves her even more the second time around, and eventually really does win the beauty’s heart!

Other names

The Substitute Flips the Table and Goes Wild to Dominate the Entertainment Industry替身直接掀桌，发疯制霸娱乐圈Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

146Chapters

212Reads · 30 days

133.3kReads · all time

104Shelf adds, last 14 days

9.0Score

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Hahahaha, I almost died laughing while reading this novel for the first time! 🤣🤣 The female lead: In my next life, I want to be an octopus. Anyone mess with me? I'll take care of them with my eight claws! Hahahaha. The male and female leads are equally sarcastic! 😂 It's just like the title says, "I'm a jerk, you're sharp-tongued, we're a match made in heaven!" Thank you, author!
20 likes2y ago
The author hasn't written enough! It's not enough! I hope Yan Fafeng goes even further! I'm a country bumpkin, but I love reading this! (•̀⌄•́)
14 likes3y ago
It's great! The male and female leads are hilarious and super fun! This is too righteous, I must resign, I deserve to die. "Your subject takes his leave!" "My first crime is meeting you; my second crime is getting to know you; my third crime is befriending you; my fourth crime is pleasing you; my fifth crime is thinking of you; my sixth crime is caring for you; my seventh crime is protecting you…
12 likes2y ago
It's good, but if the female lead gets a little more crazy and powerful, those guys surnamed Yan and Wen keep showing up to get attention. I hope their karma comes quickly later on.
12 likes3y ago
It's incredibly good, full of witty remarks and hilarious yet sweet moments 😆. The female lead's wish for her next life is to be an octopus so she can have eight slaps. 👍 The entire story is steeped in madcap humor; anyone who bullies the female lead ends up in a bad situation. The male lead falls in love with her at first sight, goes on a variety show to pursue her, responds to her jokes, protects her, and dotes on her.
10 likes2y ago
It's great! How did they come up with so many sarcastic and witty lines? They're so talented! The male and female leads, and their families, are incredibly sharp-tongued. The fact that the female lead got a fart and ended up in the hospital is also quite something. In the end, thanks to the male lead's superpowers and his unwavering love for her, she slowly accepts him and they get together. It's so nice that she's making a fuss while he's laughing...
8 likes2y ago
The subject matter is quite unique, with many classic memes. However, I personally feel that some of the really funny ones could be omitted, like the image of a toad being squeezed and burst in someone's mouth – that image is too vivid to contemplate. Otherwise, it's fine, and overall worth watching.
6 likes2y ago
The female lead's swearing was really satisfying. The story is short, but it has all the essential elements, making it less tedious than longer novels. It's similar to other live-streamed revenge stories about celebrities; the female lead gets her revenge on everyone she deserves, and she also has loving friends and family. Although it doesn't cover her married life, the ending is just right.
6 likes2y ago
It's not bad, it's kind of funny.
6 likes3y ago
The female lead is someone who doesn't stand for nothing and won't let the villains gain an advantage; she fights when she needs to. The male lead is also straightforward; he pursues those he likes and speaks his mind. Their relationship develops naturally, with no truly angsty moments. The only downside is the female lead's childhood; thankfully, she now has the ability to fight back. Both leads are excellent. So the female lead was reborn...
5 likes1y ago